Dette spoof tager ”Fifty Shades of Grey” under kærlig behandling. Her møder vi den mystiske millionær, Christian | dG1fYlpiOW5sUnlaUVk
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00:00I'm here to see Mr. Black.
00:09It's for the paper.
00:13To what do you owe your success?
00:14I have a natural instinct for what makes a person tick.
00:18Hannah?
00:19Christian?
00:20Ow!
00:21That hurts!
00:22Oh!
00:23Please God!
00:24Ah!
00:25White girls!
00:26Get out of my face!
00:31Give me a smile.
00:32Okay.
00:33No smile.
00:34Don't ever smile again.
00:35So, how did you make your money?
00:39I exercise control in all things, Ms. Steele.
00:44And you don't want somebody like me.
00:47You're such a stout!
00:51I don't do romance.
01:03I need to know why you won't have a real relationship with me.
01:06Let's just say my life wasn't always easy.
01:20My stepdad, Ron, is a little overprotective.
01:23Are you thinking about marrying her?
01:24No.
01:25What if she gets pregnant?
01:26Still no.
01:28But hell no.
01:29I like this man!
01:34I'm just the dominant.
01:35Show me the worst.
01:36Service!
01:37Ah!
01:38Oh!
01:39Did you break my stool?
01:40No.
01:41We have to talk.
01:42You mean like white people?
01:43What's wrong with that?
01:44Then they start throwing around all these big SAT words.
01:45I like it the black way.
01:46What you not gonna do?
01:47Oh, no.
01:48What you not gonna do?
01:49You are not about to...
01:50Oh, don't let me get to clapping, boo.
01:51Oh, hell no.
01:52See?
01:53That's communication.