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00:00Do you think the Yankees cheat?
00:03No, they're not the only ones doing it right. There's sort of
00:08a no but coming. They're not the only ones doing it. So they're
00:12not the only team using this. And for the record, Aaron judge
00:14is not using one of these torpedo bats. But I'm not a fan
00:18of this Scott. I mean, you know, these these you look at the
00:21barrel the size of the barrels, bro. These aren't baseball bats.
00:24These are made for the Gambino family to crush skulls like this
00:29the head. It's like a Vito you missed the hat like not with
00:32this barrel like you know what I mean? Like, boom.
00:37At one point, you're gonna let them use a paddle like you're
00:39I'm saying, like, it's like, well, it's legal. We move the
00:42water. Okay, you did that. Wait till a pitcher takes a line drive
00:46off the face at like 100 miles an hour is the wicket is a paddle
00:51come up here. Boom. What are we doing here? Scott? Like at what
00:55point? Like, I guess I was thinking about I want to hate
00:59it. I don't like it. They want to do anything for offense all
01:02the time. Don't tell me the balls aren't juiced either.
01:04Dude, there's already a bunch of home runs today as well. And
01:07the first innings and it's not even hot out. It's cold on the
01:10East Coast and like the ball is flying. They're using juice
01:13balls, like point blank. Are you throwing these torpedo bats?
01:17And that's why we have a million home runs in every game right
01:21now. But I was kind of thinking about it, Scott. And like, we're
01:25not gonna go to aluminum bats in Major League Baseball. God
01:28knows what Manfred will do. But I guess it's like hockey, bro.
01:31When we brought in these composite sticks, right? You
01:35know, they break all the time.
01:38Do you care? Like, I watched that game the other day. I have
01:41to be honest. So I've always said I could watch a baseball
01:44game and be passed out by the fourth inning. It just it's so
01:47boring to me. And then and then I watched this game the other
01:51day, Saturday. And I wanted to see I literally wanted to see
01:55nasty Nestor as a brewer because he was with the guy
01:59comes out. He was nasty hair. And he threw four pitches. And
02:03there were four home runs. I was like, gee, so crushed. Holy. And
02:08then they were just flying out. This guy hit three home runs
02:12judge a grand slam. A fourth one went off the top of the wall.
02:17And then the next day, Sunday steps up and belts another one.
02:21And I was like, what is happening here? This is
02:24awesome. So if baseballs are making me interested in
02:28baseball again, so be well, that's the thing, right? I mean,
02:33the baseball last time baseball was really, really popular was
02:36the steroid era. You know, I mean, the long ball fans dig the
02:41long ball this. It's a little excessive when you have nine of
02:44them. And it's like, all right, a home run for you, everybody
02:47will play with a Super Bowl now. So and also, though, I guess we
02:50should know maybe the brewers pitching staff. I don't know
02:53what the hell's going on, Scott. Because I thought it would be
02:56great with a Super Bowl. Well, we're using one right now then
02:59baseball is the only sport to that. Baseball didn't like
03:02question guys about their ball all the time. So we know what
03:06they did. They bought the factory. Like baseball is the
03:10only sport that like makes their own ball. You know what I'm
03:13saying? Like, it's like it's like the
03:17their own drug testing. Now they got rid of water. They're like,
03:20we're gonna check. We're gonna check the fires now. No one's
03:23high. No, no one's doing drugs here. No, of course not. Like
03:28you said, anytime they're policing themselves, bro. It's
03:32like they don't like it's easier to get a tour of Fort Knox and
03:35what's going on here at Fort Knox anyways, that it is like to
03:38go go to Costa Rica with our military. We just send out our
03:42war plans to everybody via email. It's a mass email. We all
03:45got it. It's
03:47we all got it. I got a text here. What Iran? What's this
03:51about? Who isn't getting a tax now? But but honestly, like
03:55baseball, they don't tell you can't get into the factory. And
03:58if the workers have a non disclosure agreement, it's like,
04:01every year to baseball is different. They use a different
04:03ball in spring training, then they give the players a new
04:06ball. It's like it's a freaking baseball, Scott. Make a
04:09baseball. How hard is this? But no, like every year, they sort
04:13of make the ball to their liking. And the way the ball is
04:16flying right now, this thing is juice. Let's just cry out. All
04:19they do is they wind it tighter guys inside. Right? I mean,
04:22there's all a bunch of yard inside of baseball. It's just
04:26but they you know, so how do they juice it? They're not
04:28sticking a needle in it. You know what I mean?