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00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:30Welcome
01:38Hello philippines, hello world
02:00Foreign
02:30Foreign
03:00Foreign
03:09Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah, i'm a beautiful girlfriend of this korean boy, okay, okay
03:14Foreign
03:28What's up
03:44Foreign
04:07What's up guys, i'm lindon
04:14She's rocky jill and sexy water girl
04:21And we are jack
04:35Housemates
04:44Foreign
05:14And I'm Erica, the Tommy Bear of Manila.
05:20And our love team is called...
05:23Mankador.
05:27Who are you?
05:28Kador.
05:29Kador.
05:30Kador.
05:31Kador, Erica.
05:32Dior.
05:33Kador.
05:34Why am I gay?
05:38And because you're a couple, we'll show you
05:41that they'll kiss on the lips.
05:44We won't kiss on the lips.
05:46We'll just do nose to nose.
05:47Okay, Maria.
05:48Nose to nose.
05:54Maria, what are you doing in the dressing room?
05:57You're in the lead, Teddy.
06:01Oh, like that.
06:04Oh, like that.
06:07Okay, nose to nose.
06:09Nose to nose.
06:12Kiss me.
06:13Okay.
06:15Next, Teddy.
06:16Nose to Jugz's heart.
06:18No, no, no.
06:20Thank you, Mankador.
06:22Yes, thank you.
06:23The last one to collapse.
06:26Please welcome,
06:28the country's
06:30baby.
06:31Come in.
06:36Wow.
06:37Wow.
06:39Wow.
06:40And it looks real.
06:42Wow.
06:43It suits you.
06:44It looks real.
06:45The skirt doesn't fit you.
06:47Why is Ayesha with you?
06:49Oh, it fits me.
06:50Why doesn't it fit you?
06:51It fits me.
06:53It doesn't fit you.
06:54It doesn't fit me.
06:55Because we've known each other since I was four years old.
06:58That's why I'm the mother of four.
07:02Hi, mad love people.
07:03I'm Pinigno, the country's joker.
07:06From Tarlac.
07:08Mad love people.
07:09What's the bank of the islands?
07:12What?
07:13Riverbank.
07:25And I'm Jose Marie,
07:27the country's baby from QC.
07:29We are...
07:31Let's say it together.
07:33We are
07:34Benny Marie.
07:38You're with Jong.
07:39Benny Marie.
07:41Benny Marie.
07:42Pinigno and Jose Marie.
07:43They don't count.
07:44Benny Marie.
07:45Thank you very much, Benny Marie.
07:47When the housemates come in,
07:49they will immediately have their first task.
07:54Oh, there's a task?
07:56What task is that?
07:57What task is that?
07:59Pass it.
08:02Housemates,
08:03use your creativity for your first task.
08:07It's time to introduce each other,
08:10your colleagues.
08:14One by one, housemates will flex their partners.
08:22Guys,
08:25I want to flex Melvinia.
08:29I love Melvinia so much.
08:31Melvinia, besides...
08:32You're so nice to your principal.
08:35I'm not his principal.
08:36Don't you know that your principal is inside his house?
08:39I'm not his principal.
08:41His principal, when he's not in class,
08:42he'll do magic tricks.
08:45If you don't ask him, he's still singing.
08:55He's so good.
08:56He's so good.
08:57He loves his wife so much.
08:59He'll raise his armpits and kiss his wife.
09:04Are you sure?
09:06You're so smart.
09:14I'll just stay there.
09:17It's too early to give up.
09:18I'll just fall.
09:20But,
09:21I'm sorry, we're doing that.
09:24I'm not there.
09:26Is she your wife?
09:27Yes.
09:28Why is her husband so good?
09:29He looks like a sloth.
09:32He looks like a sloth to his master.
09:35Are you still a sloth?
09:37Of course not.
09:38Right?
09:39I'm loyal to you, baby.
09:41Yes, he's loyal to me.
09:42Do you have kids?
09:44Yes.
09:45How many?
09:46Three.
09:47That's why he has so many stretch marks on his armpits.
09:51Do you have babies on your armpits?
09:54Yes.
09:55You're so lucky.
09:57Our barangay chairman is so sexy.
10:00He's really sexy.
10:02I'm sorry, baby.
10:03I haven't paid my debts to you yet.
10:06It's okay.
10:07But,
10:08I'll pay it someday.
10:09She's my wife.
10:10Her name is Melvinia.
10:11Is she your wife?
10:12Yes.
10:13I thought she's your daughter.
10:15No.
10:16She just loves to raise her armpits.
10:19Do you kiss her on her armpits?
10:20Yes.
10:23Melvinia.
10:24Melvinia.
10:26I heard that her armpits are beautiful.
10:31Really?
10:32Really?
10:33You can raise your armpits, Melvinia.
10:35Okay.
10:37Why are there people on the stage?
10:41Melvinia, why are you like that?
10:43Your armpits are beautiful.
10:45Wait, baby.
10:47Wait, baby.
10:48My armpits are tears of joy.
10:55My armpits are tears of joy.
10:58Why did you raise your armpits?
11:00Why did you raise your armpits?
11:01Your armpits are beautiful.
11:02You look like a wrestler.
11:05I'm sorry.
11:06Melvinia is nervous.
11:08Why are you nervous?
11:09No.
11:10She's happy because
11:12there are a lot of witnesses
11:14of what we're doing.
11:16It's good that they're happy.
11:19They're crying.
11:22Stop it.
11:23Stop it.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:32I heard that your dream is to be a professional singer.
11:35Yes.
11:36That's my only dream.
11:37I want to see her.
11:40I want to hear her voice.
11:42Is that true?
11:43It's true.
11:44If that's the case,
11:45what will happen?
11:47If that's the case, I'll kiss her.
11:49Just kiss the walls of the barangay.
11:51Okay, here it is.
11:52You look like you want to...
11:53Go up.
11:54Go up to the ceiling.
11:56There, there, there.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:01The ceiling of your barangay is too high.
12:05Okay, honey.
12:06Go up.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:17Now, you're a singer.
12:19Now, you're a singer.
12:20Promote yourself.
12:22Let's stop here.
12:24Let's stop here, my love.
12:28That's why you can't finish my song
12:30if you don't kiss the other half of the ceiling.
12:34I don't want you to finish the song.
12:36Let's stop here.
12:37I don't want you to finish it.
12:39Don't you want the whole chorus?
12:40No, it's okay.
12:41I haven't applied deodorant yet.
12:44Yes, I noticed.
12:47Did you smell it?
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50What's the smell of his armpits?
12:52It smells like a wet comforter.
12:54What do you mean by a wet comforter?
12:57It smells like...
12:58Your armpits smell like the bottom of a linoleum.
13:03If you turn the linoleum upside down,
13:05you'll die.
13:07I love you so much.
13:08Yes.
13:10Let's see if they can equalize our companionship.
13:13Here's the next one.
13:16The Sangalda.
13:17Sangalda.
13:18Sangalda.
13:20He chose his wife.
13:22You know, my wife loves you so much.
13:25You're so beautiful.
13:27And you know what's beautiful?
13:28Your wife is beautiful?
13:29Yes.
13:30You love her?
13:31Yes.
13:32You're so beautiful to her.
13:33I love her so much.
13:34In your life, what kind of acid is this?
13:36This is just an acid.
13:37This will go back to the past.
13:39It will disappear.
13:40I love her so much.
13:41You know why?
13:42Why?
13:43Because I'm leaving her.
13:44I'm not nervous.
13:45Because I won't get anything from her.
13:49You won't get anything?
13:50Yes.
13:51I love you.
13:52I love you too.
13:53My boyfriend...
13:56My boyfriend...
13:57If you really love him,
13:59you should shave Ryan's nose.
14:03Ma'am, I'm not sure about the smell.
14:06I haven't had breakfast yet.
14:10My boyfriend...
14:11My boyfriend...
14:21I love you too.
14:22I love you.
14:31Yes.
14:41Do you know what my baby and I are doing?
14:45Are you sure?
14:46Yes.
14:47I love you so much.
14:48Whatever you want,
14:49I'll do it.
14:50So that you can smell
14:51the real situation
14:52of a cow's stomach.
14:57You'll get antibiotics later.
15:05Freeze!
15:08Stop!
15:09Stop!
15:11Freeze!
15:17Fuck!
15:18It's on fire!
15:19It's on fire!
15:22It's on fire!
15:23It's boiling!
15:26It looks like a cobra.
15:27But we're just in love, right?
15:29I don't think so.
15:31It looks like a cobra's tongue.
15:33Doesn't it have a venom?
15:35Like Komodo dragon.
15:37Next to flex is Jacklyn.
15:41Alright.
15:43You see,
15:44my girl here.
15:46My girl,
15:47she can do anything.
15:48She can dance so well.
15:49She's always hydrated
15:50because she's always
15:51dancing water.
15:52Right?
15:53To get stronger.
15:54Whatever you do.
15:56Yes, I love you.
15:57You look like an Englishman.
15:58You look like you're chipping
15:59when you're cleaning.
16:02I don't need to chip
16:03because I'm paying the bill.
16:08He's funny.
16:09He's a zombie.
16:12Madlang people,
16:13this is my love.
16:14This is Lindon.
16:16He's the one I love.
16:18And if he falls in love,
16:22I'm sure you'll fall in love too.
16:25Sing it.
16:39You're making me fall in love.
16:40He's in love.
16:42He's in love.
16:44Your wife is in love, girl.
16:46I'm your girlfriend.
16:48Next to flex is
16:50Mangkador.
16:52You don't have anything on your cheeks.
16:53I don't.
16:54Why?
16:56Madlang Televiewers,
16:58this is my baby.
16:59You look like you're drunk.
17:01Aside from that,
17:02as you can see,
17:03why did you bring Angge?
17:04She's our staff here.
17:07I'm his sister.
17:08Angge,
17:09why did you join us?
17:10Angge is good.
17:11You don't have to join us.
17:12You have a child already?
17:14You're just about to have a baby.
17:15You don't have a child yet?
17:17Aside from how sexy
17:19my lovey-dovey is,
17:22he's also good at
17:23dancing to a ketchup song.
17:26Ketchup song?
17:27Ketchup song.
17:29Show us.
17:39Wow.
17:40Did you see that?
17:41My lovey-dovey is so good.
17:42You can see the future
17:46of what's going to happen.
17:47This is so beautiful.
17:48My lovey-dovey is so beautiful.
17:50I love you so much.
17:51I love you.
17:53Kiss the heart.
17:57Oh my!
17:59Through the heart,
18:00you'll know what's going to happen
18:01in the future.
18:02Yes.
18:03Can you do that
18:04so there will be a slap in the face?
18:06Wait a minute.
18:08Someone took a tissue earlier.
18:10I'll take it too.
18:12Wipe it.
18:13Don't kiss.
18:14Just clean the heart.
18:16Then eat the tissue.
18:19It's dirtier.
18:20It's dirtier.
18:23It's dirtier.
18:26It's dirty.
18:28You made my mouth dirty.
18:29You made my mouth dirty.
18:33Kiss.
18:34There.
18:35Kiss.
18:36Wait a minute.
18:37There are two hearts.
18:38That's not it.
18:39That's a heart.
18:40Okay.
18:41This is it.
18:42This is it.
18:43Maybe he's a robot.
18:45The other one
18:46has an endoscopy done.
18:51The other one has an endoscopy done.
18:54Here.
18:55Why is it here?
18:56Where is it?
18:57I just got out of the hospital.
19:00I might get a heart attack.
19:01Wipe it, babe.
19:02Okay.
19:03This is it.
19:04Maybe he's a speaker.
19:05Maybe he's a speaker.
19:06Because I love you so much.
19:07Maybe he's a speaker.
19:09One more.
19:10One more.
19:13You're so wholesome.
19:14You're so wholesome.
19:16I love you.
19:17Sit here, babe.
19:18Just smell it.
19:19The next one to flex is
19:21Benny Mar.
19:24There.
19:26Hey, what's up, Padlan people?
19:28Let me introduce
19:30Let me introduce
19:32my beloved
19:34my beloved
19:36Jose Maria.
19:38I love her so much.
19:39I love her so much.
19:40I love her so much.
19:41Even though she's bald,
19:42sometimes she strolls.
19:46Right?
19:55No, no, no.
19:56He might notice.
19:57He might notice.
20:00He might notice.
20:01He might notice.
20:03It's really us.
20:04It's really us.
20:05The real lover
20:06is inside my brother's house.
20:07It's true.
20:08It's true.
20:09It's true.
20:10You just let the fans go out
20:12to vote for you
20:13and you don't have an event.
20:14It's true.
20:15You just pretend to look at each other
20:17to support your fans.
20:19Prove that you really love each other.
20:21It's not scripted.
20:22Our love for you is scripted.
20:25How is it true?
20:26Prove it.
20:27Prove that your love is true.
20:30We already proved it.
20:31We already proved it.
20:32How?
20:33We don't break up
20:34even if we get spanked.
20:38That's true.
20:41That's true.
20:42We can't handle
20:43things like that.
20:46You also have a heart.
20:47You also have a heart.
20:48You also have a heart.
20:49You also have a heart.
20:50Don't have a heart.
20:51Don't have a heart.
20:52Why?
20:53I can see the real Mr. Hit.
20:56He said,
20:57don't have a heart.
20:58Why?
20:59It's hot.
21:00It's hot.
21:01Just the armpits.
21:02I'll kiss you.
21:03Go ahead.
21:04Binigdo.
21:05We just love each other.
21:06Yes.
21:07Even if we have feelings.
21:08No, we don't have feelings.
21:09What will happen?
21:10Whatever will happen.
21:11I'll kiss you.
21:12I'll kiss you.
21:13I'll kiss you.
21:14I'll kiss you.
21:17Binigdo will show his love for his wife
21:19through kissing,
21:20through kissing,
21:21through kissing,
21:22through kissing,
21:23through kissing,
21:24You need tissues.
21:25There are tissues there.
21:26Read it.
21:27Read it.
21:28You need it.
21:29That's a lot.
21:30I can feel it.
21:31His heart.
21:35Pass.
21:36Let's go.
21:37I'll prove how much I love you.
21:38Go ahead.
21:40Hey.
21:41Why are you like that?
21:42Hey, it's so clean.
21:45Lights off, please.
21:46Why?
21:48Why?
21:49Why, boy?
21:50No, it's dark.
21:51It's dark.
21:52It's dark.
21:53It's dark.
21:54It's dark.
21:55It's dark.
21:56It's eclipse.
21:57It's eclipse.
21:58Hey.
21:59Wait a minute.
22:00Are you sure?
22:01Are you sure?
22:02Are you sure?
22:03There's no notice.
22:04There's no notice.
22:05There's no notice.
22:06They can't see anything.
22:09Wow.
22:11Freeze.
22:14So good.
22:17Wow, so good.
22:18I'm Lady Gaga.
22:21Abracadabra.
22:23Freeze.
22:24What will happen to our housemates?
22:27Stay tuned for the next episode of Wag Kang Pa Bebe,
22:30The Big Collab.
22:31Only here at Cinemoto.
22:35We ran out of time.
22:38We didn't do the challenges.
22:40We ran out of time.
22:42Let's give a round of applause to Simba Calab.
22:47See you next week on Tawak Tan Tangalan
22:50on All Star Grand Rest Back 2025
22:52at our show.
22:53Our show.
22:54Our time.
22:55It's show time.
23:23Wait, stop.