Aired (March 31, 2025): Dahil sa pangpe-playtime ni Meme Vice, kinailangan amoyin at i-kiss ni OPM Chief Ogie Alcasid ang kili-kili ni MC para lang makapag-promote ng kanyang bagong kanta! #GMANetwork
Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
For more It’s Showtime Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrbo1gjPILNyCBKw7tSgxQrJ
Watch It's Showtime full episodes here:
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00:00If you don't ask him, he's still singing.
00:10He's really good!
00:11He's really good!
00:12His wife loves him so much!
00:14She's going to raise her eyebrows and kiss him.
00:20Are you sure?
00:21Oh, there's a cameo!
00:23Hahaha!
00:25Hahaha!
00:27Hahaha!
00:29I'll just stay there.
00:31Hahaha!
00:33You're going to give up so early?
00:34I'll just let him kiss me.
00:36But, I'm sorry, we're doing that.
00:39I'm not there.
00:41Is he your husband?
00:42Yes.
00:43Why is his wife so good?
00:44She looks like a tender lavender.
00:46Hahaha!
00:47The lavender that's hanging on her neck.
00:50Are you still tender?
00:52Of course not!
00:54I'm loyal to you, baby.
00:56Yes, he's loyal to me.
00:58Do you have kids?
00:59Yes.
01:00How many?
01:01Three, all of them.
01:02Three?
01:03That's why you have so many stretch marks on your armpits.
01:05Hahaha!
01:06Do you have babies on your armpits?
01:08Hahaha!
01:09Yes.
01:10You're a pervert!
01:12Hahaha!
01:13The barangay chairman is so sexy.
01:15He's really sexy.
01:16He's a pervert.
01:17Hey, I'm sorry.
01:19I haven't paid my debts to you yet.
01:21It's okay.
01:22But, one day, I'll pay for it.
01:24That's my love, Melvinia.
01:26Is she your wife?
01:27Yes.
01:28I thought she's your daughter.
01:29Hahaha!
01:30No!
01:31She's just fond of high places.
01:33Yes.
01:34Do you kiss her on her armpits?
01:35Yes!
01:36Melvinia!
01:38Melvinia!
01:40Hahaha!
01:41I heard that her armpits are beautiful.
01:45Wow!
01:46Really?
01:47Really?
01:48Melvinia, can you raise your armpits?
01:50Okay.
01:51Oh!
01:52Why are there people coming out of the stage?
01:54Hahaha!
01:55Wow!
01:56Melvinia, why are you like that?
01:58Your armpits are beautiful.
02:00Wait a minute, baby.
02:02Wait a minute, baby.
02:04My armpits are tears of joy.
02:06Hahaha!
02:07Hahaha!
02:08Hahaha!
02:09Hahaha!
02:10Hahaha!
02:11Hahaha!
02:12Hahaha!
02:13Why are your armpits so high?
02:15Why are your armpits so high?
02:16Your armpits are so high.
02:17It looks like you're going to a wrestling match.
02:20Excuse me, I'm nervous, Melvinia.
02:23Why are you nervous?
02:24No, she's happy because there are many witnesses of what we're doing in the studio.
02:31They're happy because of the tears.
02:35Hahaha!
02:36Haha!
02:37Haha!
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03:14Yes.
03:16The gutter is too high in your barangay.
03:20Go ahead, love. Go up.
03:33Now, sing.
03:35Promote yourself.
03:37This is as far as we go, my love.
03:43That's why you can't finish the song if you don't kiss the other half of the gutter.
03:49I don't want you to finish the song.
03:51That's it.
03:52I don't want to promote myself.
03:54You don't want the whole chorus?
03:56No, that's okay.
03:57I haven't applied deodorant yet.
03:59Yes, I noticed.
04:02You said that?
04:03Yes.
04:05What's the smell of his armpits?
04:07It smells like a wet comforter.
04:09What's a wet comforter?
04:12It smells like a bath.
04:14Your armpits smell like the bottom of a linoleum.
04:18If you turn the linoleum upside down.
04:20It will last for 8 years.
04:22I love you so much. Thank you.
04:25Let's see if they can equalize our companionship.