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00:00Silence! Silence! I sense darkness. I sense darkness.
00:27Why is there darkness here?
00:29No, not her. You.
00:33Darkness? What darkness?
00:36Darkness!
00:38Exactly.
00:39Darkness.
00:40Exactly.
00:42There's British, there's French. What's happening?
00:46Do you own this place?
00:47Huh?
00:48Do you own this place?
00:51It's time for you to prove that you're the owner of this place.
00:57Are you the owner?
00:58Even though I don't speak English,
01:06it doesn't mean that I will sit here and cry.
01:18Who are you? What are you doing here?
01:20And why are you here?
01:22I don't understand.
01:23I don't understand.
01:25You need to speak English. Who's Marlene?
01:28Why should I speak English? I'm the owner of this place.
01:30Get her out of here!
01:31Get out!
01:32Get this woman out of here!
01:34She doesn't know how to speak Tagalog. Get her out of here!
01:37You!
01:38You!
01:39They're going to cook you tonight.
01:42What?
01:43They're going to cook you?
01:44You don't have the right to talk to your friend who's a penguin.
01:48He's not a penguin.
01:50You're going to roast him.
01:53Oh my God! I'm going to turn into a flower.
01:55No!
01:56You're going to get roasted.
01:58Roast.
01:59I see an apple.
02:01Apple. You're old. Apple.
02:03Apple.
02:04Apple.
02:05Apple.
02:06What is she saying?
02:10Oh!
02:11I think that's what she meant.
02:13It looks like this.
02:14You're going to bite it.
02:15Can you try it?
02:17What is she saying?
02:19She said there's a bike.
02:20She's going to bite it?
02:21No, bite it.
02:22Bite it.
02:23I'm going to talk to her.
02:26What is this?
02:29What is this?
02:30Are you the owner of this?
02:34What is she talking about? I can't understand her.
02:36Oh my God!
02:39Oh my God!
02:40Who are you? What are you doing?
02:41You!
02:42They're going to cook you.
02:43Why can't I understand my friend?
02:46What is happening?
02:47I can't understand you.
02:48I can see that they're going to cook you.
02:50Yes, but I can understand you.
02:51But you can't understand me now.
02:53I don't know what's happening.
02:54What's happening to you?
02:55I can't understand her.
02:57I do not know what is happening.
02:59What are you saying?
03:00You're going to bite it.
03:01You!
03:02I'm going to talk to her.
03:03Apple.
03:04You!
03:08Oh!
03:09Gracefully.
03:11Gracefully.
03:12Hello.
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh, this is old.
03:15You are so beautiful.
03:18What is she saying?
03:19Precisely.
03:20Kimberly.
03:22Preciously.
03:25Oh!
03:26What is happening?
03:27What is happening?
03:30How are you, my friend?
03:34It's like Middle East.
03:35Yes.
03:36Right?
03:37Yes.
03:38Two continents.
03:39It's like they're selling fake Seiko.
03:41They're selling fake Rolex.
03:44I'm telling you.
03:45The pain is spreading here.
03:47It's in her.
03:48She said you have a pain.
03:51I have a cup.
03:52Cup.
03:53Cup?
03:54Yeah.
03:55What?
03:56Cup.
03:57Cup.
03:58Cup.
03:59Cup.
04:00Cup.
04:01Cup.
04:02Cup.
04:03Cup.
04:04Cup.
04:05Cup.
04:06Cup.
04:07Cup.
04:08Cup.
04:09Cup.
04:10Cup.
04:11Cup.
04:12Cup.
04:13Cup.
04:14But why are you here?
04:15What are you doing here at the fair?
04:18I'm going to give you a bad news.
04:19Bad news.
04:20Bad news?
04:22What is the bad news?
04:23What is the bad news?
04:25What bad news?
04:26I saw someone in the crystal ball.
04:28Someone is going to die at the fair.
04:31You don't need to say it.
04:33Why?
04:34We know it.
04:35Who?
04:36Who?
04:37We can't disclose it because we have signed a waiver.
04:42We might be disqualified.
04:44I felt it.
04:48He's going to die?
04:50How and when?
04:52This is a family affair!
04:54I'm not the one who's going to kill him.
04:56I just read it.
04:58He's going to die.
05:00He's going to die.
05:02He's going to die.
05:04They're going to kill him.
05:06They're going to kill him.
05:08He's going to die.
05:10You're French, right?
05:12You're French, right?
05:14You're French, right?
05:16He's going to die.
05:18He's going to die.
05:20They're going to kill him.
05:24But he doesn't have a visa.
05:26He doesn't have a visa.
05:28He doesn't have electricity.
05:30Google Translate it.
05:32Bonjour.
05:34Hello.
05:36I'm Mgamine.
05:38What?
05:40What?
05:42Ilocano.
05:44Mom,
05:46your friend
05:48is going to die.
05:50He's going to die.
05:52Why does he sound like a Frenchman?
05:54I don't know.
05:56Who's going to kill him?
05:58What's this?
06:02It's him!
06:04It's you!
06:06It's him!
06:08It's him!
06:10Why me?
06:12I just read it.
06:14I'm going to die.
06:16I saw it in the crystal ball.
06:18Who's going to pass it?
06:20That's what I don't understand.
06:22Return the ball.
06:24It's not that.
06:26It's this.
06:28Read it in the crystal ball.
06:30I have a plan.
06:36What are you doing?
06:38What did you see?
06:40Where are you from?
06:42Who are you?
06:44I'm Adonis.
06:46What Adonis?
06:48I'm Adonis Pangilinan.
06:50He was brought here by the other area.
06:52You're Adonis Picornia.
06:54No.
06:56Your name is Adonis Picornia.
06:58Adonis Picornia.
07:00I'm Adonis Picornia.
07:02Why are you asking me where I'm from?
07:04I know.
07:06He's from the other area.
07:08He was brought here to kill your men.
07:10Aha!
07:12Aha!
07:14Aha!
07:16Aha!
07:18Aha!
07:20Aha!
07:22You have a bad plan.
07:24Open that drawer.
07:26Hide the ball under the table.
07:28Hide the ball under the table.
07:30I don't know anything.
07:32I was just brought here by the other area.
07:34That's why we brought the stone earlier.
07:36Yes.
07:38I saw him.
07:40He brought the stone.
07:42Talk to him.
07:44Where's your stone?
07:46I saw it.
07:48Here.
07:50What does this mean?
07:52Adonis Picornia.
07:54Adonis Picornia.
07:56That's my bag.
07:58He will open his bag through his teeth.
08:00Huh?
08:06The bag is hard.
08:08He's just a reader.
08:10He's not following your order.
08:12We can't finish until he reads.
08:14He's opening his bag through his teeth.
08:16Can I just use my head?
08:18What?
08:20You might break it.
08:22You might break your head.
08:24That's why you should use your teeth.
08:26Bebedas, just put the man in jail.
08:28Don't put him in jail.
08:30Don't put him in jail.
08:32It's not my fault.
08:34Freeze!
08:36Where will this story go?
08:38Will this continue tomorrow?
08:42Will there be a production number?
08:44If so,
08:46let's end this day.
08:48This is the story of My Love Will Make You Appear, Disappear
08:50One-Up, One-Port, One-Port, One-Up, Disappear, Appear
08:52here at
08:54Cinemoto.
08:56Present are the talents
08:58who are eager to compete.
09:00For the competition, they are ready.
09:08The chosen ones
09:10are ready to go.
09:12There is no fear in accepting the challenge.
09:14Shake!
09:20I love your performance
09:22and I thought that it was flawless.
09:24Charlotte!
09:28It was a good performance.
09:30I like the power.
09:32I like the intensity.
09:34Froilan!
09:38Did you hear that, Miss Lani?
09:40Now, it's very, very clear.
09:42So, congrats to you
09:44for such a powerful
09:46performance.
09:48The grand res bucker
09:50with the highest score,
09:5296.7%,
09:54is
09:56Froilan Cedillan!
09:58And yesterday,
10:00after the result,
10:02there was an announcement.
10:04Marco Adobas
10:06of Pangkat-Alon has
10:08hidden reasons
10:10to be disqualified.
10:12And because of this,
10:14the program decided
10:16that Marco will be replaced
10:18and he is none other than
10:20Arverin Lagurig!
10:24Welcome back, Arverin Lagurig!
10:26Arverin Lagurig!
10:44Live from the Showtime
10:46Studio!
10:56The special edition of
10:58Tawag Tan-Tang Halal
11:00All-Star Grand Res Bucks
11:022025!
11:06Dreams will not be let go
11:08because all of them have proven
11:10their strength
11:12here at
11:14Tawag Tan-Tang Halal All-Star Grand Res Bucks
11:162025!
11:18They continue to hold on to
11:20inspiration to rise in the competition.
11:22Their passion
11:24will be shown
11:26by their
11:28song,
11:30Pangkat-Alon!
11:34They will not let go
11:36because
11:38they are ready to stand
11:40here at Pangkat-Akimat!
11:46Their song is
11:48the reason
11:50why they are the
11:52Pangkat-Alon!
11:54With their new member,
11:56Arverin Lagurig!
12:02For now,
12:04Pangkat-Alab has the lead
12:06because they have two points
12:08while Akimat and Alon
12:10only have one point.
12:14Alab has the lead!
12:16Yes!
12:18Froilan has two points for the team!
12:24So far,
12:26two men have given
12:28Froilan and H.
12:30Their men are strong
12:32that's why
12:34a lot of people are waiting for Raven.
12:36Just kidding!
12:38Raven is so good!
12:40He's the muse of the men.
12:42His hair is so long!
12:44And he has barbie arms!
12:46Really?
12:48Yes!
12:54He has barbie arms!
12:56You look like a princess!
12:58Princess Raven!
13:00You look like Fiona!
13:02Color green!
13:04Are you Froilan's girlfriend?
13:06No, I'm Red!
13:08Princess Red!
13:10Now,
13:12did the blood of Pangkat-Alon
13:14and Arbery
13:16have a reunion?
13:18You were so happy yesterday
13:20that nothing happened, right?
13:24Exactly!
13:26Let's congratulate Maki!
13:28I think she has a fencing match.
13:30Really?
13:32Yes! She won the SEA Games!
13:34This is my
13:36fencing!
13:40Who styles Maki?
13:42I style myself!
13:44She told you to style others!
13:46Just kidding!
13:48You look beautiful!
13:50Can you stand up?
13:52You look good!
13:54Perfect!
13:56You look like you've graduated!
13:58Dylan is so cute!
14:02Look at the outfit!
14:06Princess!
14:08So cute!
14:10RG won't let you down!
14:12This is RG!
14:14Look at Serena!
14:16I like the pants!
14:20Serena or Bangus?
14:22They're still fighting!
14:24Enzo Maki taught you!
14:26You're the only one!
14:28I told Arbery
14:30that by the end of this,
14:32she'll be old.
14:34What did I teach you?
14:36What's up, Madlang people!
14:38That was a solid show!
14:42Let's talk about
14:44what happened to Arbery.
14:46Imagine,
14:48Mandi Mindanao sent her home
14:50and she was sent back to Manila.
14:52In one day!
14:54She even hugged us
14:56before she left.
14:58Arbery's tiredness is worth it!
15:00Yes, but
15:02the one who's tired is the banker!
15:04He can't go home
15:06because he'll be sent home again.
15:08But congratulations
15:10and welcome back, Arbery!
15:12And just like the previous matches,
15:14a Grand Rest Backer
15:16from each group
15:18will face each other.
15:20After two weeks,
15:22the team with the lowest score
15:24will be the winner
15:26and will continue the competition.
15:28The Grand Rest Backer
15:30with the highest grade
15:32will get one point
15:34for his team.
15:36Even if you're our rivals,
15:38he's still the one
15:40who keeps an eye on our team.
15:42Here's our motorist,
15:44Iron Man!
15:52He's losing his mind.
15:54He doesn't care at all.
15:56He doesn't care,
15:58but you can hear him.
16:00He doesn't care.
16:02They know that we're close.
16:04They just don't want to fight.
16:06Imagine, you're sleeping
16:08and you suddenly wake up.
16:10You wake up.
16:14All the pain will go away.
16:16So if anyone of you is constipated,
16:18just sit there.
16:20That's good.
16:22That's a good vibration.
16:24You wake up.
16:26They wake up.
16:28They wake up.
16:30Even Kokoy woke up.
16:42Do you have a joke today, Iron?
16:44Of course, I have one.
16:46What's the biggest tree?
16:50What?
16:52What's the biggest tree?
16:54Acacia.
16:56Acacia is a car.
16:58Acacia is a bike.
17:00Acacia is a building.
17:02Beautiful.
17:08What else?
17:10What else?
17:12What else?
17:14What appliances
17:16does the player not like?
17:20What?
17:22Ref.
17:24Ref.
17:26Ref.
17:28Ref.
17:30Ref.
17:32But it's not like he doesn't like your jokes.
17:34It's like you're not friends anymore.
17:36It's like you're separating.
17:40Our group chat is a bit quiet.
17:42Don't you have anything to add?
17:44I do.
17:46Do you know
17:48which shoe
17:50is the most painful?
17:52The most painful or the most painful?
17:54The most painful.
17:56The most painful.
17:58Which shoe is the most painful?
18:00What?
18:02Shoe...
18:04Alright.
18:06Alright.
18:08Do you want to have shoes?
18:10You don't have shoes?
18:12Come here. We'll give you shoes.
18:14Come here.
18:16This is fast.
18:18Come here.
18:20You're selling shoes in his restaurant.
18:22Yes.
18:24Thank you so much to everyone who came to my closet sale.
18:26Wow.
18:28It was supposed to be a 4-day sale.
18:30But it's our last day today.
18:32It's already sold out.
18:34It's almost sold out.
18:36There are only 2 racks left.
18:38Even the ones I shouldn't have sold
18:40I sold them today.
18:42Thank you so much.
18:44So, gays, come here
18:46because there are more gowns, costumes,
18:48shoes,
18:50sneakers,
18:52and Adidas.
18:54You shouldn't have sold them.
18:56I shouldn't have sold them
18:58because they're still new.
19:00There are a lot of people going there.
19:02Yes. Thank you so much.
19:04You'll help a lot because you'll go there to the scholars.
19:06Wow.
19:08How much is the loan in 1M?
19:10How much is everything?
19:12We're saving 1M, right?
19:14Yes.
19:16We're saving 1M so that
19:18everyone can rejoice now.
19:20At least, we're safe because when we started,
19:22we didn't have money.
19:24So, we'll get 1M.
19:26Now, we're safe.
19:28We have 3,870.
19:30Wow.
19:32That's so little.
19:34We just need to get
19:36Paps Fernandez's Alahas.
19:38He has a lot of clothes everyday.
19:40Paps Fernandez's Alahas.
19:42That will give a solution to our problem.
19:44Let's sell
19:46Oggy's Yabang. It's expensive, right?
19:48My Yabang? How are you going to do that?
19:50Wow.
19:52Postoyo is asking me
19:54to sell
19:56Oggy's Binti.
19:58He's going to price it.
20:00Is there any gown left?
20:02There are a lot of gowns.
20:04I have cash.
20:06I'm sorry.
20:08I have comforters. I won't sell them.
20:10He has cash.
20:14I have comforters.
20:16I won't sell them.
20:18I have comforters.
20:20I'm sorry.
20:22I have comforters.
20:24I'm sorry.
20:26I have comforters.
20:28I'm sorry.
20:30I have comforters.
20:32What's your job?
20:34I'm a consultant.
20:36This is my job.
20:40I have comforters.