Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 6
Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 6
Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 6
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Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 6
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00:00What have I started doing, like, something that you wouldn't ever expect?
00:07Reading.
00:09Yes!
00:11Well done.
00:12Yeah, I started reading.
00:13I got through ten pages, I got super bored, so I've given it up.
00:16Every evening in Australia...
00:18What's going on here?
00:19TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:22No way!
00:23But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25I love this show.
00:27Absolutely fantastic.
00:28That show proves that we are at the end of television.
00:31Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:35What a show. What a show.
00:38This TV show could have been summarised in Instagram Real,
00:41and that's about all the time it deserved.
00:44This week...
00:45Australia is doing a Tonight Show again.
00:48We caught ep two of Sam Pang Tonight.
00:51Oh, that's a great idea.
00:52Held a lot better than the first episode.
00:54We discovered...
00:56Happy Potter!
00:57Happy Potter!
00:58Oh!
00:59The Wizards of Baking.
01:01This is so cool.
01:03And a brand-new drama with Billy Bob Thornton.
01:06He's like, bro, I'm here for the oil.
01:08You can do whatever you want with the drugs.
01:10That's why they call him the Landman.
01:18So, Kate, 30 years, can you believe we've been married?
01:21Yeah.
01:22High five!
01:23Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
01:25Get in there, Milly.
01:26Oh, no, go!
01:27Come on, you wanted a kiss.
01:28Come on, Milly.
01:29Oh, I'm pluckering up.
01:30Coffee!
01:31I'm ready!
01:32Don't move, Milly.
01:33I'm ready!
01:35Train survivalists means one thing.
01:37Aroo!
01:38No.
01:39These are train survivalists.
01:43Alone.
01:44This is where they take them out and they drop them off somewhere.
01:47Apply!
01:48Alone Australia is back on SBS for a new season.
01:52I love this, I love this.
01:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:55Out of all these kind of shows, this for me is up there.
01:58Dumped into a place you've never been to before.
02:01Ten people, middle of nowhere, all by themselves.
02:04Last person standing wins.
02:06Extreme conditions that are only going to get worse.
02:09Do you think we'll be able to survive in the wild?
02:11Definitely not me.
02:12Maybe Dad.
02:13What?
02:14I'm street smart.
02:16Where's the streets in the bush?
02:18This season is set in Tasmania.
02:20I bet you they're up at Mount Wellington.
02:22You reckon?
02:23Mount Wellington?
02:24The busiest tourist attraction in all of Tasmania?
02:26No.
02:27Or down south, like where Salamanca is.
02:29No, they're not at the markets.
02:31We're in the wild parts of western Tasmania.
02:33This isn't like the western part of Tarsier, it's super desolate.
02:37Cold, rugged.
02:39There's no-one there, there's no roads, there's no nothing.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Except a lot of cousins.
02:44But they can't even take one of them.
02:46As the show's title suggests, they're going to be...
02:49All by myself.
02:54I want to be...
02:55Can we watch the show now?
02:56OK.
02:57When I'm alone in the wilderness, I become this wild woman that...
03:07What's in the world?
03:08She's tugging the tree.
03:09Don't be licking a tree on day one.
03:11Oh, yum.
03:13Yum.
03:14Disgusting.
03:15A man could have gone there and peed on it.
03:16Or a monkey.
03:17A monkey?
03:18In Tasmania?
03:19No.
03:20You don't want to be too close to the water just in case crocodiles come.
03:23A crocodile?
03:24In Tasmania?
03:25No.
03:26Tassie Devil?
03:27That's more like it.
03:28Tassie Devils are extinct now, they're only in the zoos.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32Who else is on this?
03:33Now I'm totally alone.
03:34Say a lead.
03:35I've been deaf since birth.
03:37She's deaf.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Well, she's not going to hear anything coming up behind her.
03:42She can hear when she's wearing these.
03:44Had to go and get a cochlear implant.
03:46Oh.
03:47Just inside now.
03:49It's so much noise out there.
03:51That's clever, because if it's too windy and noisy,
03:53she just pops out her cochlear.
03:55Turning it off, there's complete silence.
04:01Oh, I love the fact that she can just turn it off.
04:03I'd love to be able to just flick it off.
04:05Wouldn't we all?
04:06All by my...
04:08What?
04:15Like, I'm just an Aussie bush bloke.
04:17It's Muzza, Muzza the Bushman.
04:20I've spent a lot of time in the bush.
04:22Muzza!
04:23I've been bitten by foxes and possums.
04:25Muzza!
04:27I got attacked by a koala bear.
04:29That is the most Aussie thing I've ever heard in my life.
04:31Muzza!
04:32I've actually been knocked out by a kangaroo.
04:34What?
04:35Muzza!
04:36I got bitten by a crocodile.
04:38This guy, honestly, is a shit bushman.
04:42I want to prove to people that if you're 60 plus...
04:45Oh, he's the oldest participant ever in the history of Alone Australia.
04:48You know what they say? Older the bull, harder the horn.
04:52I beg to differ that.
04:54I'm an older bull than his horn is, definitely.
04:56Back to Muzza.
04:57You'd want to have a beer with Muzza.
04:59Well, guess what?
05:00Look what I just found.
05:02Oh, you found an old stubby.
05:03On you, Muzza.
05:04Now I've got something to drink out of.
05:06Bloody litterers.
05:07The one time they come in handy.
05:09That's why I litter to this day, man, just in case.
05:14That man has chugged a stubby before in his life, hasn't he?
05:16It's called muscle memory.
05:17That's liquid gold.
05:18Shoots!
05:19I'm as dry as a witch's tit.
05:21Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
05:23Five days is the longest I've ever been without eating.
05:25Muzza's looking for some tucker.
05:27It's not about being the best fisherman out here,
05:29it's about being able to find bait.
05:31Look at that.
05:33Hell yeah!
05:34That's one of the biggest worms I've ever dug up.
05:36That's not a worm, that's a snake.
05:38It's got to go fishing with an anaconda.
05:40Look at that.
05:41Stop showing me your worm.
05:42Just eat that, Muz.
05:45Come on, boom.
05:48Come on, Muzza.
05:50Oh, he's got something.
05:51I'm going to bite.
05:52He's got something.
05:53I'm going to bite.
05:54He's got a bite.
05:55He's got a bite.
05:56He's got a bite.
05:57Muz, Muz, Muz.
05:58What?
05:59Move the camera so we see you, Muzza.
06:01Jesus.
06:04Oh, no.
06:06Are you kidding me?
06:07No, you just got to the good bit.
06:09They baited us.
06:11Literally.
06:12I love Alone.
06:13We're into it here.
06:14I like it.
06:15I like it.
06:16I prefer it over Survivor, to be honest with you.
06:18Yeah, because this is real true stuff.
06:20This show should be called Alone and Surviving.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Surviving Alone.
06:26But the thing is...
06:28Where's that button?
06:34Where's that button?
06:51In Melbourne, Tim's not had the best week.
06:54I farted at the Cairo.
06:56I'm going to need a new Cairo.
06:59Oh, my God.
07:00Are you guys watching Real Housewives without me?
07:02Sorry, I've got to get off the phone.
07:04It's housewives time.
07:05Yes, let's be bored shitless.
07:07Friends are like diamonds.
07:09Just watch out for the fakes.
07:11I'll do a bit of a flick.
07:13And then I'll grab my jewellery.
07:15Sydney may be full of icons,
07:17but I'm still the main attraction.
07:19Are you, Terry?
07:20Are you the main attraction?
07:22She was the main attraction in the 80s.
07:24It's hard to keep track of who's fighting with who
07:26and where we are in the fight.
07:28Well, divorced housewife Caroline
07:31That's Dr Kate to you.
07:33Yeah, sorry.
07:34But are they friends or are they not friends?
07:36That's complicated.
07:37So what has triggered this argument?
07:39We don't know.
07:40But what we do know is that Terry has organised a healing circle
07:43to help the ladies bury the hatchet.
07:45Oh, we're doing group healing.
07:46With a special guest.
07:48Who better to call on than Jackie Gillies?
07:50This is doable.
07:51What? Jackie's there?
07:52She's from Real Housewives of Melbourne.
07:54She's the psyche.
07:55They've done a crossover.
07:57My intention for all of you is to be in a safe space.
08:00Transformation coach.
08:02If I have a transformation coach,
08:03I would probably want them to be someone that I aspire to be.
08:06I don't want to transform into that.
08:08And she's got her work cut out for her with...
08:10The lady in red.
08:12I love the drama Caroline brings.
08:14Just happened to be walking in a park
08:15dressed like I'm going to the Academy Awards.
08:17Can you ask Caroline if the trains are running on time?
08:19Only the devil wears red to a healing session.
08:22Why are you wearing red, you stupid idiot?
08:24Think before you speak.
08:26As you walked in, I could see a complete energy here
08:30where it felt anger.
08:32She's pretty good. She's pretty good.
08:34She can read that the housewives hate each other.
08:36Kate, could you please, from the bottom of my heart,
08:38say one positive thing about Caroline?
08:41Just say she's got a lovely hat.
08:43What time does the train get here?
08:45I'd just like you to leave me alone.
08:47Oh, good luck with that.
08:49Caroline and Kate, do you think there's anything
08:52you pair can say, even if it's the slightest thing?
08:54Yes, come on.
08:55Look at Jackie.
08:56Please, somebody, just get along, would you?
08:59This is my reputation.
09:00Jackie's thinking, I should have put my right up.
09:02Can I say something before Caroline wants to walk off?
09:06Caroline's not going to walk off
09:07because you've got nothing else, babe.
09:09Oh, my.
09:11I've got more than a cat, sweetheart.
09:14I have family.
09:16I have a family.
09:17That keeps me pretty busy, Kate.
09:19You've lived a very sad and meaningless life, Caroline.
09:23In the past, like, she's talked about doing dark magic,
09:26which I don't love.
09:27Wait, dark magic?
09:28Like, quack, quack, dark magic?
09:30No, she said dark magic.
09:32Dark magic?
09:33Yeah, dark magic.
09:34What?
09:35Is that like card tricks?
09:36I think it's more like spells and potions.
09:38Was she a witch?
09:39Really, her?
09:40She wouldn't know how to boil water.
09:42You know she's got a little blonde doll at home
09:44that she pokes with pins?
09:46This is actually next level.
09:48Give her one positive while we have a walkout.
09:50I'm going to go and drive the train to Hornsby.
09:52What happened to the healing circle?
09:54There's going to be no more people in this circle.
09:56It's going to be a triangle in a minute.
09:57I feel sad for where this is going to end up.
10:00Jacky's not a very good mediator.
10:01There's no healing happening.
10:03Well, with absolutely nothing solved...
10:07Oh, hi, Caroline.
10:09Terry and Sally are both thinking about getting dogs.
10:12Holy Jesus.
10:14She got a kid...
10:16Got the girls.
10:17I don't even think Moana can go together anymore.
10:19So I thought I would bring some dogs along.
10:21Where'd she get the dogs from?
10:23She's a vet.
10:24She's got a couple of puppies.
10:26Pets to kids are one of the most important things
10:29that you can give them.
10:30They want dogs.
10:31I know where they can find a couple of bitches.
10:33Me too, because the housewives are off to...
10:36Here we go!
10:38Queenstown, baby!
10:40Welcome to the Penthouse by Eckhart.
10:42Oh, wow.
10:43Your own hot tub on Queenstown's biggest veranda.
10:45Queenstown's biggest veranda.
10:47That is the most New Zealand thing to boast about.
10:49Biggest veranda.
10:50Speaking of big things to boast about...
10:52Look at me, look at me.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:56Look at this outfit.
10:57She looks like a snow leopard.
10:58She's looking like Elvis is in the building.
11:00All you see on this show is Chuzzie's pushed up far too high.
11:03Well, I was thinking about...
11:05How does she go to the toilet in that?
11:07She would have to strip all the way down?
11:09Yep, just pooing in the nude.
11:10She'd have to.
11:11Oh!
11:12Wow, this is...
11:13Hi, Terry Cater here.
11:15Lovely to see you.
11:17I hate you, you bitch.
11:19I think seeing everyone was a little bit awkward.
11:22It's all right, we're on New Zealand's biggest veranda.
11:24So is this it?
11:25Is this the entire group?
11:26Caroline's not coming?
11:28Ooh!
11:29No show Caroline.
11:30I don't reckon New Zealand tourism would have let Caroline in.
11:32Great result for Kate.
11:34I just think the trash just took itself out.
11:36Oh!
11:37I'm always on team Kate,
11:38and then she says something real mean unnecessarily.
11:40I'm like, bro, come on, man.
11:42Kate, what do you think of her?
11:43I think she's all right.
11:44She's all right?
11:45For a piece of shit?
11:46Goddamn it, Kate.
11:47Here's to a good trip.
11:54So awkward.
11:55How awkward?
11:59Look at him, stand up and sit down.
12:01You're on New Zealand's biggest veranda.
12:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Sydney...
12:08Oh, dear.
12:09Oh, thank God.
12:10Does this show put back feminism?
12:11Yep.
12:12Quite a way.
12:14Do you want to join a healing circle with me to get over this show?
12:27In Melbourne, Keith has got a parking ticket.
12:30Is there a sign that says how long can you stay there for?
12:33I think it's a 15-minute drop-off.
12:35And how long were you staying there for?
12:37Half an hour.
12:38So why are you shocked?
12:41Cos everybody does it.
12:42Cos you can't just drop them off.
12:44If anybody jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?
12:46Well, I've done that before.
12:47I've done that at the Erra.
12:48Someone jumped off and I jumped off too.
12:50Monday night on Ten...
12:52This is...
12:53..Sampang Tonight!
12:55Australia is doing a Tonight show again.
12:58Good evening, everyone, and welcome.
13:01I love Sampang.
13:02I think everyone loves Sampang.
13:04Well, the thing is, it's good to see another Asian on TV.
13:07That's true.
13:08But someone who isn't Asian is...
13:10..my guest announcer, Kitty Flanagan.
13:13I love Kitty Flanagan.
13:15I love her show.
13:16What was it called again?
13:17Fink.
13:18Nup.
13:19What's it called again?
13:20Fink.
13:21No.
13:22Yeah, it's Fink, I think.
13:23It's not.
13:24Suit.
13:25Moving on.
13:26No such thing as a bad show, only a bad host.
13:28That's what I like to say.
13:30She's funny.
13:31About time we've got a talk show.
13:33We haven't had, like, a late-night talk show since...
13:36Graham Kennedy?
13:37I think there's been a few since then.
13:39Graham Kennedy was hilarious.
13:40Yeah, he was.
13:41But can we just...
13:42And Don Lane?
13:43Look, let's just concentrate on 2025.
13:45This Wednesday marks 25 years
13:47since Vladimir Putin was elected president of Russia.
13:50Woo!
13:51Yeah.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:54Big fan. Big, big fan.
13:55Big surprise you're a fan.
13:56You're dressed like one of his generals tonight.
13:58LAUGHTER
14:00He's great.
14:01I can get it.
14:02They work really well together, I think, these two.
14:04It's good to see that he's relaxed a bit from the first episode.
14:08We had lots of feedback during the week.
14:10All of it bad.
14:12LAUGHTER
14:13The best thing about Sam Pang
14:15is that you feel like he doesn't care if this fails.
14:17Some people questioned or suggested that we were using canned laughter.
14:21They would have, like, someone surely going,
14:23laugh, cos it's very unfunny at the moment.
14:26Which is ridiculous. Isn't that right, studio audience?
14:29LAUGHTER
14:32I didn't get it.
14:33All right, we'll move on.
14:34Hope he has big stars from America on there.
14:36I hope so.
14:37Ah, well...
14:38Please welcome the incredibly talented Felix Cameron!
14:42I love Felix.
14:43Boy Swallows Universe.
14:44Oh, my God, look at him!
14:46He has grown!
14:48Imagine having a logi before you grow facial hair.
14:50And Sam's prepared some hard-hitting questions.
14:53After-school snack, I've got a genuine question.
14:55What do you eat after school?
14:56Cereal.
14:57I'm already not liking the set.
14:58I don't like that he's behind a big desk.
15:00Like on the Don Lane show, they just had the two chairs...
15:02Yeah, they did too, yeah.
15:03What sort of cereal?
15:05Um, even on the Burt Newton show in the morning,
15:07he just had a couple of chairs and he'd sit there with you.
15:10Yeah, come out and have guests.
15:11No-one was behind a desk.
15:12Mum only buys Corn Flakes.
15:14How long does the show go for, an hour or...?
15:16Don Lane, they'd just go for an hour and a half, I think.
15:19He'd go over because it was so good.
15:20OK, OK.
15:21Well, let's check out Sam's second guest.
15:24Please welcome, from five metres over there,
15:26the one, the only, Kitty Flanagan!
15:29What?!
15:30So Kitty is an announcer and a guest.
15:32Yeah, she's got a two-for-one deal.
15:34Now prepared to laugh.
15:35She's so good.
15:36Tell me some news from the exciting world of Kitty Flanagan.
15:39Big day.
15:40Big, big, big, big day.
15:42God, she's a funny kitty, isn't she?
15:44Oh, she's amazing.
15:46I got a new dentist today.
15:49That's not funny.
15:51Why am I laughing?
15:52And I finally got myself a dentist
15:54who's a little more generous with the drugs.
15:56I could watch her all night.
15:58I want everything you got.
15:59I want the gas, I want Valium, diazepam,
16:01temazepam, lorazepam, anything.
16:03It's like she belongs there.
16:05No objection if the nurse took out a lighter and a spoon,
16:07started cooking something up.
16:09Oh, my God!
16:11She's running the show.
16:12I'm having a wonderful time.
16:16How come Kitty doesn't have her own show?
16:18Hang on, you haven't seen Sam's show-stopping final act.
16:21We do have time for...
16:27Wheel of Segments.
16:28This was on last week.
16:29I think this will be a staple segment to end the show every week.
16:32Wherever the wheel lands, that's what we'll be doing.
16:34Oh, that's a great idea.
16:35Give it a spin.
16:36What are we hoping for?
16:37Oh, my God, it's landed on...
16:38People getting pushed into a Christmas tree.
16:40Oh, not again.
16:42Didn't they have this one last week?
16:44Costa here from Darwin, Australia.
16:46Oh, that's a monster.
16:48Straight out of compost.
16:49This is a rare variety of Christmas...
16:51No, they're going to push him!
16:54LAUGHTER
16:56Dude, they could do this every week and they'll get a laugh out of me.
17:02A hell of a lot better than the first episode.
17:04I reckon good on him.
17:05He's a little bit nervous, but he's doing well.
17:07By season ending, it'll be bloody fantastic.
17:09Jimmy Fallon, watch out.
17:24You've been using AI in your text messages, eh?
17:27No. Is that how dumb you guys think I am?
17:29Yeah. No.
17:31I still couldn't get over that you didn't know what dinosaurs were.
17:34No, I don't believe in dinosaurs.
17:35You thought... Exactly.
17:39The influencers are taking over television with this new Netflix show.
17:43Welcome to a new series of Inside.
17:47Oh, it's the Sidemen.
17:49Have you seen their YouTube clips?
17:50Not at all.
17:52What the F is a Sidemen?
17:54They make the best videos.
17:55The Sidemen are enormous.
17:57Massive.
17:58They played a game of soccer together with their mates at Wembley
18:01and filled 100,000 seats.
18:03Jesus Christ, the Sidemen are here.
18:05I can't believe...
18:07You know these people?
18:08Yeah, it's KSI.
18:09KSI's with, um...
18:10Sorry, OK.
18:12KSI's with Logan Paul.
18:14They're like buds.
18:15He's in, like, you know, all the celebrity boxing and stuff with Jake Paul?
18:18I have a life.
18:20But in this series, the Sidemen are the hosts...
18:23Oh, my God.
18:25..and younger up-and-coming influencers are the contestants...
18:29Right, this is cool.
18:31..who are trying to win prize money.
18:33We have dumb influencers being locked in a house for a million dollars.
18:37Exactly.
18:38Locked in a house that lawyers will insist
18:40is nothing like the Big Brother house.
18:43First up, it's George Clark.
18:45I make YouTube and TikTok videos.
18:47When I was a kid, if I was naughty,
18:49I'd send an apology letter to my parents.
18:51George Clark has 2.1 million followers on TikTok.
18:54Jesus Christ.
18:55Next up is the self-proclaimed News Daddy.
18:58Hello?
18:59Hey! News Daddy!
19:0114.8 million on TikTok.
19:03Jesus Christ.
19:04I would say 90% of kids under 25 get their news from this guy.
19:08So much has happened in the past 24 hours, it's insane.
19:12He does, like, 60-second clips of, like...
19:14I'll pull it. I'll pull it.
19:16Our sixth insider is Jason LeWine.
19:19A.k.a. Jason LePenis.
19:20Jason LePenis?
19:22What's his name?
19:23Jason LePenis.
19:24Don't put Jason LePenis into your phone, Kate.
19:28It's Jason LeWine.
19:29It's a work phone.
19:30Why am I hearing Jason LePenis?
19:32Because you love hearing about dicks and penises. It's weird.
19:34Hey, settle down.
19:35I'm 24 years old, and I have a spatula.
19:37Yeah, I use my spatula as my little mic.
19:39Hey, I'm all about the new generation,
19:41but I really don't understand you.
19:43You know what my signature print is?
19:45Mine too!
19:47I can't believe the world has come to this.
19:49I do the same thing. I go, yeah.
19:51What?
19:52Just, like, TikTokers and YouTubers and...
19:55Everyday people being able to create content.
19:57Really?
19:58Yeah, you like overproduced content?
20:00That's old school, man.
20:01I don't like overproduced anything.
20:03Yes, a lot of today's content is overproduced,
20:06but if you underproduce it...
20:08I'm clean. See that?
20:11I don't think I need help.
20:14Why did I pack so much?
20:16She's Greek.
20:21Jesus.
20:22Oh!
20:24Bombacloche?
20:25Bombacloche? Isn't there Bombacloche?
20:27No, no, no.
20:28This would be the most annoying room to be sitting in.
20:34Man, Gen Z suck.
20:38This looks like a metaphor for her brain.
20:41It's just one little person sitting in a very vast space.
20:44I am an addict for tea.
20:47Do they do anything?
20:48I have five to seven cups of tea a day.
20:51Are they going to do anything?
20:52I don't know.
20:54I think we're watching them.
20:55Hello, insiders.
20:58It's time for your first challenge.
21:00Oh, yeah, about time. Challenge time.
21:02On the menu for you today is Spiderhead.
21:05No!
21:06Oh, it's Spiderhead.
21:07No!
21:08I know, we should put a spider on their head.
21:11That will be hilarious.
21:13Is it on?
21:16Looks like a nice tizzy headpiece from Melbourne Cup, though, doesn't it?
21:19What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in a relationship?
21:22My ex was trying to come in the bathroom and there was a shit floating in the toilet,
21:25so I got the shit.
21:26What?
21:27Put it in a plastic bag, threw it out the toilet.
21:29Out the window.
21:30Actually, I know what she's meaning.
21:32I went out for dinner and I had to go to the loo and I did a number two.
21:38And it wouldn't go down the toilet.
21:41And I was in there for about half an hour.
21:43I think my most embarrassing is when I...
21:47Next up, chickens.
21:50What am I watching?
21:52The future of comedy, apparently.
21:54I think I'm going to pee myself.
21:56Is this what you watch in your room?
21:58Yeah, it's pretty funny.
22:00It's not funny at all.
22:02This is shit.
22:04I actually have no faith for our future if these are the next generation.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:13Netflix obviously has way too much money.
22:16It won't be on TV long.
22:17It'll be on YouTube within about 20 minutes.
22:19Well, it started on YouTube and now it's gone to Netflix.
22:22And guess what? It's going straight back to YouTube.
22:34Are you playing peek-a-boo?
22:36On Saturday...
22:39...we watch something almost as much fun as...
22:45...as the ABC took us into the magical world of...
22:48Harry Potter!
22:50Harry Potter!
22:51Is this Harry Potter, Jocko?
22:53It's a new series that mixes Potter world with pastry making.
22:58This is like Great British Bake Off crossed with Harry Potter.
23:01The Wizards of Baking.
23:03This is so cool.
23:05Nerdy.
23:06I mean cool.
23:07The bakers must prove they have what it takes to board the Hogwarts Express
23:12to the next round of the competition.
23:14That's cool.
23:15I love everything about Harry Potter.
23:18Harry Potter is the greatest.
23:20I know jack shit about Harry Potter.
23:22Well then, you're not going to be excited when you see who the hosts are.
23:26I can't wait to see what these baking wizards come up with.
23:28Oh, my gosh!
23:29It's Fred and George!
23:31The Weasley twins.
23:33That is epic.
23:34Yes.
23:35Ready, Fred?
23:36Ready, George?
23:37They were the funnest guys on Harry Potter.
23:38Oh, okay.
23:39Where is everyone?
23:42What's happening there?
23:43Oh, no, it's Voldemort!
23:44Voldemort!
23:45Run!
23:46Don't say the name.
23:47Don't worry, it's not the Dark Lord.
23:49Oh, thank God.
23:50It's the first bakers.
23:51Hello, Lisa and Mitzi.
23:53Lisa and Mitzi.
23:54This is really cool.
23:55It is.
23:56How many Comic Cons do you reckon these guys go to?
23:58So many.
23:59Let's get into the challenge.
24:00Okay.
24:01Your edible sculptures must be at least two feet tall.
24:03Minimum height, two feet!
24:05That's crazy.
24:06You only have six hours.
24:08What?
24:09Six hours?
24:10That's nothing for a cake.
24:12Magic is so fast.
24:14Let the baking begin.
24:16I'm ready.
24:17Let's go.
24:18Let's bake.
24:19What do you think we should do?
24:20I love Luna.
24:21Hello, everyone.
24:22Luna's a bit out there.
24:23An absolute fruit loop.
24:24How do you base a cake made on her?
24:27We'll make Luna's trolley cart with all of her unique belongings.
24:30This looks very creative.
24:32Oh, how good is that?
24:33And there's her glasses.
24:34How do they know so much about her, though?
24:36They're Harry Potter nerds.
24:38Do you know Harry Potter and I have the same birthday?
24:40July 31, baby.
24:42That's so cool.
24:43What's your favourite spell?
24:45Spelliamus.
24:46Niviate.
24:47Patronus.
24:48Stupify.
24:49Shishkabob.
24:50It's not shishkabob.
24:51That's bloody meat, you idiot.
24:52Okay, let's meet the next contestants.
24:54Oh, here we go.
24:55Who are these two?
24:56Kayla and Johan.
24:57Hi.
24:58So what are they making?
24:59How do you connect to Harry Potter?
25:01I love the first movie.
25:02So do I.
25:03I love the very first movie.
25:04Yeah, me too.
25:05You're a wizard, Harry.
25:06You're a wizard, Harry.
25:07I'm a wizard?
25:08You're a wizard, Harry.
25:09You're a wizard, Harry.
25:10You're a wizard.
25:11Stop talking and make the cake.
25:12Our showpiece is going to be...
25:13Oh, wow.
25:14A modelling chocolate wand.
25:16Chocolate wand.
25:17But how are you going to make that stand up like that?
25:19Magic.
25:20And then we'll top it off with...
25:21A cridget.
25:22A cridget, what do you call it?
25:23A snitch.
25:24That's what it's called, a snitch.
25:26And while these teams start baking...
25:28He's coming.
25:29Who are these guys now?
25:30More contestants.
25:31Hi.
25:32Hello.
25:33Oh, someone else is coming out.
25:34Why are they all coming out at different times?
25:36Good question.
25:37Because it makes the whole process a little confusing.
25:40Elizabeth and Juan, you have five hours left.
25:42OK.
25:43Kayla and Johan, you have four hours.
25:45Wait.
25:46What?
25:47Liz from Itsy, three hours to...
25:48What?
25:49This is very confusing.
25:50Are we having to share the oven or something?
25:51Not sure.
25:52So let's just whiz over to the Hogwarts Express.
25:54Choo-choo.
25:55All aboard.
25:56Anything from the trolleys, dear.
25:58Where the first team will await the judges.
26:00Who are the judges?
26:01Harry Potter.
26:02Maybe Voldemort's the judge.
26:03Hagrid.
26:04They should have gone with Hagrid.
26:05Sadly, the actor who plays Hagrid is dead.
26:07Hagrid's dead.
26:09And none of the other actors are available.
26:11So we've got award-winning chefs Carla Hall and Joseph Youssef.
26:15Hagrid's dead?
26:16He is.
26:17But let's get to judging the Luna Lovegood cake.
26:20Her trunk is made of cake covered in some royal icing details.
26:23Have a look at that.
26:24That is a piece of art.
26:26I'm impressed.
26:27There is one more really special trick.
26:29Ooh.
26:30What is that?
26:31For you to grab the glass and kind of...
26:33Oh!
26:34It's like a secret code.
26:35Oh!
26:37You're just as sane as I am.
26:42Wow.
26:43How did they do that?
26:45Magic.
26:46You've got a ticket.
26:47We've got a ticket.
26:49Straight on to Hogwarts Express.
26:51Let's see if the next team can get on board too.
26:54For this showpiece, our enchanting element
26:56is the entire Topsy-Turvy cake.
26:58That is amazing.
27:00The fact that that is balancing on a wand is cool.
27:05But I think that there are some neatness issues.
27:08Snitch is a bit shit.
27:09Bit sloppy.
27:10I don't think they're getting a ticket.
27:11What the hell?
27:12Did you do enough?
27:13Did they do enough?
27:14Absolutely.
27:15I reckon they have.
27:16Yep.
27:17Board the train.
27:18You will not be moving forward.
27:19No!
27:21Sorry, I got really excited.
27:23Spelliamus.
27:25Next time...
27:26That is just magic.
27:28That's not next level.
27:30Next, next level.
27:31I love Harry Potter.
27:32Yep.
27:33I don't mind baking.
27:34You mix those two things together, holy shit.
27:37That is a good recipe.
27:38I love this show.
27:51No, don't put your bones on me, man.
27:53He's got this weird habit of, like, he gets his gross bones
27:56and he puts them on me.
27:57I'm sure it's not the only gross bone he's put on you.
28:02Ooh, BBC, he's going to be a thinker.
28:04No, it's not.
28:05It's actually a Renault show with Amanda Holden and...
28:08Oh, it's Alan Carr!
28:09That's the one.
28:10He's gayer than Mardi Gras.
28:12Some things are meant to be straight.
28:14I love this show.
28:15I've watched the first two seasons,
28:17What is it?
28:18He buys a house in a tropical location
28:20and he renovates it with his friend.
28:22Where are they going? That looks like Greece.
28:24No, this is Amanda and Alan's Spanish job.
28:26Well, same, same, Greece, Spain, same, same.
28:28Oh, OK, sure.
28:30I love Spain because it's got a bit of everything.
28:33Have you been to Spain?
28:35Sorry, top deck.
28:36And I've bagged a property in one of its rural villages.
28:39What have they got to fix up this time?
28:41It's going to be shit, isn't it?
28:43And they're going to have no idea what they're doing.
28:45Well, let's find out.
28:46Oh, my God, my hands are shaking.
28:48Oh!
28:49Oh, that is an absolute schmoz.
28:51Oh, my God, is that a sinkhole?
28:54Oh, no, the roof's coming.
28:57Oh, my God, this is a lot of work.
28:59It'd be quicker and cheaper to just knock down and rebuild.
29:02I feel like there is a lot of potential.
29:04I'm just envisioning archways and colour and...
29:07A roof.
29:08A roof.
29:09This is a nightmare.
29:11I like the kitchen, I like that structure.
29:13This is a nightmare.
29:14I like the kitchen, I like that style of the cupboard.
29:16It's got good bones.
29:17Mate, all the bones are on the floor.
29:19I said to you it was ambitious.
29:20Well, I like those tolls out there, they're nice.
29:22Great view.
29:23Shit house.
29:24Oh, my God, what is that?
29:25Is that a dead bird?
29:26Oh!
29:27Oh!
29:28What the flipping...
29:29Flipping...
29:30Is it two birds doing it?
29:31What the hell?
29:32I think it's two birds having sex
29:33and they banged each other to death.
29:34Oh, don't worry what that is, cos this is worse.
29:36Oh, my God, there's a turd in the bath.
29:38There's a turd in the bath?
29:40Jesus!
29:41Oh!
29:43There goes my coffee and biscuits.
29:45It's weird because a lot of the decor and the furniture is dated
29:48yet the turd was fresh.
29:51But why was there a fresh turd in there?
29:53Why were they shitting in the bath?
29:55It's pretty European.
29:57What do you think of the house?
29:58Love the house, but there's a lot to do.
30:02There's a lot to do,
30:03but let's sit and drink our pint of red wine first.
30:05When in Rome, or Spain,
30:07I believe we're going to see a lot of subcontracting.
30:09And speaking of...
30:10Oh!
30:11Everyone needs a Scott.
30:13Oh, so Scott's the guy that does the Reno.
30:15He's the architecture.
30:16Architect.
30:17The architecture.
30:18Architect.
30:19He's the one that does the drawings.
30:21Architect.
30:22Architecture.
30:23I don't know why I bother.
30:24We'll knock down the wall in the entrance hall.
30:26When they say we, he means the actual builders.
30:29On the top floor will be a large bedroom
30:31with an open plan en suite.
30:33And take that shit out of the bathtub too.
30:36Before we can get stuck in on the build,
30:38Scott's given us a list of things
30:40to get from the local DIY store.
30:42What's she come as a race car driver today?
30:44Oh, he'll be dressed like Elvis, I bet you.
30:46Amanda, come on, we've got to go.
30:48Oh, look at his jumpsuit!
30:50Gays just do too much sometimes.
30:53Hola, por favor.
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh!
30:57Jesus, that's not you driving.
30:59Yes.
31:01That's well done.
31:02I can't drive a manual.
31:03You know how to drive a stick, hey?
31:05I'm very good at it.
31:06I don't even use my hands sometimes.
31:08Oh, we've got to go to a DIY store.
31:10What's that, Bunnings?
31:11Spain Bunnings.
31:12It's Bunnings.
31:13Where is everything?
31:14This is a shop with everything and nothing.
31:16What do they sell instead of sausages out the front?
31:18They're in Spain, they're probably ripping out a paella
31:20instead of the sausage sizzle.
31:22Is it a shovel?
31:23Amanda, unshovel square at the end.
31:25You better have a pointy bit.
31:26If it's a bit pointy, it goes in easier.
31:29It does definitely.
31:31Does it?
31:32If it's hard and pointy, very much so.
31:34How long do you think they've been in Spunnings for?
31:36Four hours.
31:37And they've got two shovels and a bucket.
31:39I feel like they're prepping for a murder than a reno.
31:41There is nothing better than demolition.
31:45What have you got a little hammer for?
31:47Get a bloody sledgehammer.
31:48You know what it reminds me of?
31:49Is when you're actually trying to do work
31:50but you've got a 3-year-old kid that wants to get involved as well
31:52and you give him like a toy hammer to pretend to bang on things.
31:56After a long day...
31:57After a long day of not renovating anything...
32:00We're heading up to see the ruins of Mocklin's Castle.
32:03We've knocked down four bricks and now we're going for a sangria.
32:06It's nice though, we've got a lot to celebrate.
32:08Oh hello, you haven't done anything!
32:10At what point are we going to see the renovation?
32:14Are you joking?
32:15We watched that whole show, we saw an old shitbox of a house
32:19and they went to Bunnings.
32:20Whoop-de-doo.
32:22I loved it.
32:23Don't tickle my balls with a renovation and then not renovate.
32:34THE RENOVATION
32:42Always waiting.
32:46That door has been there for 20-something years.
32:50Tuesday on Seven, we embarked on...
32:52An extraordinary journey.
32:56What's this?
32:57Something about nature.
32:58With an extraordinarily familiar guide...
33:00Across Earth's great supercontinent...
33:03I recognise that voice.
33:04Who is that?
33:05From the northern reaches of Canada...
33:07That's Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks voiceover.
33:10To the iconic Amazon rainforest...
33:13Wilson!
33:15Everyone keeps pointing me out that I look like Tom Hanks
33:17stranded on the island for a thousand days.
33:19Welcome to the Americas.
33:23The Americas.
33:24Oh, this is going to be so sick.
33:26What are we learning about?
33:27These islands are home to surprising castaways.
33:32Whales. There's going to be whales for sure.
33:34We've got seals.
33:35Or, or...
33:37Horses!
33:38Wild horses.
33:40What?
33:41Braving tides.
33:43Sea horses, Lee.
33:44Do they have wild horses in America?
33:46Where did the Indians learn to ride?
33:48I thought they learned to ride on cows.
33:53Look at their haircuts. That's nice, isn't it?
33:55Someone's had the blonde rinse run through.
33:57Someone's been using the lemon juice.
33:58One stallion is doing very well here.
34:01So majestic.
34:02But at 15 years old, the stallion may be past his prime.
34:06Past his prime.
34:07And it's breeding season.
34:09Oh.
34:10He can smell that one of his mares is ready to mate.
34:13He can smell that she's ready.
34:15That's a little bit creepy.
34:17She did a little fart and said,
34:18come on over, big boy.
34:20To heighten his senses...
34:22What the hell is he doing?
34:23He curls his lips in what's known as the flamin' response.
34:27The flavor response?
34:28The who?
34:33Jared on a Friday night at a club.
34:35Jared, where should we go?
34:36I don't know. Let me have a sniff.
34:38But other stallions have noticed too.
34:41Uh-oh.
34:42Including his arch rival.
34:45Oh, shit.
34:46The ageing stallion must rise to the challenge.
34:49We're going to have a big fight.
34:50A stamp of his foot says, bring it on.
34:53Oh, here we go. We're on.
34:57Oh.
35:00Oh, he's eating his neck.
35:01No biting. No biting.
35:03They're fighting a bit like what Hollywood Carlton do.
35:09Look at the hair.
35:10This is like a shampoo commercial.
35:12He takes one ferocious kick.
35:14Oh.
35:15But rears up to avoid the knockout blow.
35:18Oh.
35:19That was like how you kicked your brother yesterday.
35:22And the stallion runs the intruder off his land.
35:26One for the old fellas. Now piss off.
35:28The victory for the veteran means...
35:30Sunset route.
35:32And his place is secure.
35:34I thought the chick would just choose the horse
35:36with the best hair or something.
35:38You'd get no horses.
35:39I wouldn't be mating too much with her.
35:41200 miles up the Atlantic coast,
35:44the largest estuary in the US.
35:46We're in a Shakespeare bank.
35:47I don't know what that's saying.
35:48I don't think that's what it is, though.
35:50It's here that this true American icon...
35:54Look at that, an osprey.
35:56..is forced to meet its greatest challenge head on.
35:59That's not an osprey. That's a fricking bald eagle.
36:01Oh, my God. Eagle!
36:03It's got the same size nose as me, that eagle.
36:06Bigger, dare I say it.
36:08In March each year, 20,000 ospreys migrate here from the south.
36:13Osprey, see? That's an osprey.
36:15They're taking...
36:18..a lot of her fish.
36:22Uh-oh.
36:23If I know one thing about Americans,
36:25they hate immigrants and they love invading stuff.
36:28Watch this.
36:29It's time to impose a fish tax.
36:32Fish tax.
36:35Daylight robbery.
36:37They both lose the fish.
36:39Thanks a lot, eagle. You dickhead.
36:41It's time for her to collect.
36:44We are doing all the sick animals.
36:46What are we going to do now?
36:47In the heart of Massachusetts stands a queen of the woods.
36:51What are we seeing? What are we seeing? What are we seeing?
36:53What animal?
36:54Triple oak.
36:55It's a tree.
36:56Remarkable.
36:57Tom, you're losing me. We're talking about trees now.
36:59Maybe there's an owl in the tree.
37:01Right now she faces the inevitable turn of the seasons.
37:05Oh, no, I think this is just about a tree.
37:07They got us in with horse fights and now they're giving us trees.
37:12She withdraws her chlorophyll.
37:15As the green pigment is extracted,
37:18all the other colours are revealed.
37:21Thank you, Tom. I learnt that in primary school.
37:24I don't want to do year nine science with Mr Hanks.
37:27Triple oak wears a gown of burnished gold.
37:31Wow.
37:32Don't be rude. This is very educational.
37:34The tree has just sucked its green out and produced its orange.
37:37No, what the tree has sucked out is my will to live.
37:39Maples, beech and birch all follow suit.
37:44So autumn happens.
37:46A spectacle so vast it can be seen from space.
37:50Whoa, that's pretty cool. Now I'm back.
37:53I mean, it's no horse fights, but it's OK.
37:57That was awesome. I loved that.
37:59Ten out of ten, Tom Hanks.
38:00Do you know what I liked about that?
38:02Variety, but they definitely put the big dogs at the start.
38:09Ah! He bit my bum!
38:12Ah! I see.
38:14Ah!
38:16Good boy.
38:18This week on Paramount+, we watch the new drama series
38:22about life in the Texas oil fields.
38:25Landman.
38:27Oh, Taylor Sheridan, the creator,
38:29who's the one who's going to be in the film,
38:31who's going to be in the film,
38:33who's going to be in the film,
38:35who's going to be in the film,
38:37who's going to be in the film,
38:38the creator, who's the same bloke that does Yellowstone?
38:41Yeah.
38:42It's interesting. If it's like Yellowstone, I'll love it.
38:45And it all kicks off here.
38:47Where are they?
38:48Am I in a hessian sack? Have I been kidnapped?
38:50Yeah, it looks like it.
38:51I told you, I know my hessian sack.
38:53And then this.
38:56Uh-oh.
38:57The boss has walked in.
38:58Oh, no.
38:59There's nothing worse than when you're blindfolded
39:02and someone enters the room.
39:04Me and the missus have a little thing.
39:06It's not English.
39:08Can you translate for us?
39:11He's like, he won't say anything we've tried.
39:13Oh!
39:15Holy moly!
39:17That is easy to translate.
39:19So what have we got going on?
39:20Who is this guy?
39:22Well, his name's Tommy and he works for an oil company.
39:25What's he doing with a bag over his head?
39:27Well, he's trying to sort out a disagreement
39:29between his employer and the Mexican drug cartel.
39:32We own this land.
39:34You own the surface.
39:35We have the rights.
39:37I do lease agreements.
39:38You can come to me for some lease agreements.
39:40They sent me to negotiate a surface lease.
39:43Oh, yeah.
39:44That's why they call him the Landman.
39:46Sounds like the worst superhero ever.
39:49Oh, what's your superpower?
39:50Surface leasing for oil companies.
39:52Yeah.
39:53This is a good show.
39:54And we'll build you a nice all-weather road
39:56that leads to our oil wells and to the highway.
39:58He's like, bro, I'm here for the oil.
40:00You can do whatever you want with the drugs
40:02and I'll build you a better road to do it.
40:03We got a deal.
40:04You got a deal.
40:05Spider-Man.
40:06Batman.
40:07Superman.
40:08Landman.
40:09Signature pages are marked.
40:11Who is that guy's voice?
40:12I reckon we know it, Kate.
40:13Now, we'll need an address for the surface lease payment.
40:16Kevin Costner.
40:17It's not Kevin Costner.
40:18It's not a bald one, is it?
40:19It's like the Masked Singer.
40:20Who is this guy?
40:21Can we reveal his face, please?
40:23Take it off.
40:24Take it off.
40:27Oh, it's Billy Bob Thornton.
40:29Angelina Jolie's ex.
40:31When he was Bad Santa, he looked exactly the same.
40:33Yeah.
40:34OK, so it looks like Billy Bob is the problem solver.
40:36So whenever something goes down, send him out.
40:39Pretty much.
40:40But once the oil starts flowing, the problems start too.
40:44What's going on here?
40:45Are these cartels?
40:46It's a black plane landing on a road in the middle of nowhere
40:50followed by a Scooby-Doo van.
40:52Cocaine City.
40:54Uh-oh.
40:56Chuck's just going to run into the plane.
40:58Oh!
41:00Shit!
41:01Jeez.
41:02God damn it.
41:03That's one way to stop a drug deal.
41:05Oh, no.
41:06There goes all the coke.
41:08But Tommy's got more problems arriving by plane.
41:11His 17-year-old daughter and her boyfriend.
41:15Oh, please.
41:16That is not a 17-year-old child.
41:18A women's equivalent to a man's cowboy hat
41:20is a fringed denim jacket.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Show us the boyfriend.
41:24Mr Norris.
41:25It's a pleasure, sir.
41:26Oh, come on.
41:28Did you look like that in high school?
41:29I don't look like that now.
41:31He looks like a nice boy.
41:33Are you two having sex?
41:34Oh.
41:35Well, I had to ask.
41:36Of course.
41:37Drill, baby, drill.
41:38Yeah, we have a rule, and we stick to it.
41:40Well, what is this rule?
41:42As long as he never...
41:52This is a beautiful cheesecake.
41:54I'm going to go get a Dr Pepper.
41:56You want anything?
41:57No.
41:58Oh.
41:59My.
42:00God.
42:01You're saying this to your father?
42:02To your father?
42:03Are you stupid?
42:04Not even to your mother.
42:05Oh, no, my mum...
42:07I talk about sex with my mother.
42:09Not like that.
42:10No, but never...
42:11Have a bit of respect for her.
42:12No, not like that, but never say...
42:13Oh, my God.
42:15Tommy also has a son, Cooper,
42:17who's up bright and early to start a new job in the oil fields.
42:21So the sister got flown on a private jet,
42:23but the son's in the back of the ute.
42:25Yeah.
42:27But first, a morning coffee.
42:29Babes and brew.
42:30Three black coffees.
42:31She's surfing in her bikini.
42:33It's like hooters, but with coffee.
42:35So shooters.
42:36Isn't this how Boost Juice started?
42:38Can I have a latte?
42:40Oh!
42:41Oh, my God, they got the sheets cos he ordered a latte.
42:44Let the man get a latte.
42:45He drinks a latte, he wants a latte.
42:47I drink lattes.
42:48You're also...
42:49I can't help it.
42:50I normally make lattes till the bankers wake up.
42:52I'm making fun of him for getting a latte.
42:54Mum gets a jumbo, weak, skinny cappuccino, extra hot.
42:57He might just have hot milk.
42:59But on the oil fields...
43:01Drill, baby, drill.
43:02..they've got bigger problems.
43:04Cooper, go get the 24-inch pipe wrench.
43:06Something's got to happen, yeah?
43:08Go!
43:09Come on, Cooper.
43:11Oh.
43:12Is that a gas leak?
43:13I think we're going to have an accident here.
43:15He's going to hit it one more time and the thing's just going to...
43:18Bang!
43:21Oh!
43:23That actually happened?
43:24Yeah.
43:27Are they all dead?
43:28Did his son survive?
43:31Hey.
43:32That was a crazy opening episode.
43:34Bit of drugs, bit of oil, bit of family values.
43:37Oh, my God.
43:38Could you imagine saying that to your dad?
43:40I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone...
43:42Where's that button again?
43:46I don't know how I survived without this.
43:53Oh, my God.
44:03Dude, I swear, you're, like, one of the only adults I know
44:06that still eats cereal for dinner.
44:08So good.
44:09All right, give me just, like, one.
44:12Just one? One.
44:15Oh!
44:16There's another stain on your couch.
44:19Wednesday on Nine, we caught a new episode of...
44:23Tipping Point.
44:24I love Tipping Point.
44:26Get ready for the most low-level, stressful thing
44:29you'll watch all week.
44:30Hosted by former tennis champ...
44:32Welcome to Tipping Point.
44:33Todd Woodbridge.
44:34This is the problem with Australian sports.
44:36You retire and you still need to go on shows like this
44:38to make money.
44:39Oh!
44:40Right-o, then.
44:42And talking of sportspeople, the contestants tonight are...
44:45Hi, I'm Kylie Ledbrook.
44:47I'm a former Matilda.
44:48Go Tillies.
44:49I'm Brent Guerra.
44:50Guerra! It's Guerra from Hawthorne.
44:52I'm Steve Lee. I've played 516 games of rugby.
44:55What do we do in a niche sports throwback?
44:57If they win tonight, this could be the biggest thing
44:59they've ever done.
45:00If I win today, I'm taking my lovely wife on a cruise.
45:02Oh, and he's got his cruise shirt on,
45:04which is nice to see, isn't it?
45:06Well, this is going to be an absolute ripper.
45:08I've never really understood this game.
45:10Well, the contestants take turns answering trivia questions
45:13to win counters to put in this machine.
45:16The counter that you push over the tipping point
45:18will give you $100.
45:19All people that love gambling would love this game.
45:21That's why I love this game.
45:22Come on, let's play the game.
45:23Churchie and Gilly are nicknames of which cricket commentator
45:26and former Australian wicketkeeper?
45:28Adam Gilchrist.
45:29That's correct. Well done. Good job.
45:31Let's go.
45:33Oh!
45:34It's sticky.
45:35Very, very sticky.
45:37Is that a malfunction?
45:39No, there she goes. It's just a very slow process.
45:42Get one over.
45:43That's not bad.
45:44It's going to push it when it comes back.
45:45Nah, it's not going to drop in.
45:47There you go.
45:49Oh!
45:50It didn't drop.
45:51It dropped by itself.
45:53The question goes for 0.2 of a second
45:55and then we watch five minutes of the bloody Queen's.
45:57The ratio is off.
45:58Fair enough.
45:59Next question.
46:00At the beginning of a standard game of Monopoly,
46:02players' tokens start on which space?
46:04Go.
46:05Yes.
46:06Oh, my God, so easy.
46:07And it lands him a record haul.
46:09Oh!
46:10And a times two.
46:11Times two.
46:122,300 and holy doolies.
46:14Is that a target for Kylie and Steve?
46:16Wow.
46:17That was massive.
46:18The others have no chance.
46:19Well, there's still a double in play for Steve.
46:21Nah, I don't think any of them dropped that.
46:23Oh.
46:24Oh, except those two.
46:26Oh!
46:27Huge!
46:29Huge!
46:30You've got the lead by a counter, Steve.
46:32He's in the lead now.
46:33Don't say that in front of Kylie.
46:35She's not got anything.
46:36That's OK.
46:37Is Kylie gone?
46:38Unfortunately, we've found your tipping points.
46:40And it's time to go...
46:41Head to head.
46:42All right, let's go.
46:43In this round, if the player gets a question wrong,
46:45the other player gets a counter.
46:47Go Brent!
46:48Come on, Steve.
46:49OK, let's see how Steve goes.
46:51Which of the four members of the Beatles was the oldest?
46:54I think I'll go George.
46:55Ringo!
46:56The oldest was Ringo Starr.
46:58I knew it!
46:59Maybe he'll get this one.
47:00Oh, what could it be?
47:02I'm guessing a Libra.
47:03Yeah, me too.
47:04It's Libra.
47:05Yay!
47:06I'm always right!
47:07And Steve's always wrong, which means Brent gets to clean up.
47:11Are you serious?
47:13You're 4,500.
47:15Brent's getting money for doing absolutely nothing.
47:18Steve, unfortunately, we've found your tipping point.
47:20Sorry, Steve, no cruise for you, doll.
47:22Yep, Brent's through to the jackpot round.
47:25Jackpot, so he can get 20K.
47:2720 grand?
47:28Suddenly got interesting, didn't it?
47:30In the Marvel Cinematic Universe,
47:32which of these characters has a signature eye patch?
47:35Nick Fury, Deadpool or Iron Man?
47:38Nick Fury.
47:39Nick Fury.
47:40Nick Fury.
47:41Yeah, obviously.
47:42Iron Man.
47:43Ramoto, no!
47:44Nick Fury.
47:45Iron Man doesn't have a bloody eye patch.
47:47Come on, Brent.
47:48Large coastlines of France and Spain run along which bay?
47:52The Bay of Bengal, the Bay of Biscay or the Bay of Plenty?
47:56I'm 100% sure it's the Bay of Biscay.
47:59It's a French word.
48:01Again, got no idea.
48:02Bay of Bengal is India.
48:04This guy's all luck, no idea.
48:06I'll go Bay of Bengal.
48:08No!
48:11I can't, Leanne, I can't anymore.
48:13Brent Guerra has not got a question right.
48:15He's very smart, this footballer.
48:17Well, he does make one smart move,
48:19turning down a shot at 50 grand for a sure thing.
48:22I want to take my boys to Bali and that gets me there.
48:25I'm going to take the money.
48:27$4,800 in Bali, that's pretty much like $50,000 over here.
48:34That seems like a whole lot of game playing for not even $5,000.
48:38This is how much Australia loves gambling.
48:40Can't make it to the RSL? We'll bring the RSL to you.