Tuwang-tuwa ang Madlang People sa mga jokes ni Ion Perez.
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00:00Just a little bit.
00:02Just a little bit.
00:04You can do it. Maybe you'll have shoes.
00:06We'll be able to lift you up.
00:08You know what?
00:10To add to the prize.
00:12We forgot.
00:14Do you have a question?
00:16Fundraiser.
00:18It's like this.
00:20To get the money.
00:22If your joke is long,
00:24they'll clap.
00:26If it's short,
00:28we'll give you 500.
00:30That's a donation.
00:32We'll see in your reactions
00:34if your joke is long or short.
00:36Let's do it again.
00:38If it's short, they'll clap.
00:40If it's long, we'll give you 500.
00:42Is it clear?
00:44Okay. It's joke time.
00:48What part of the body?
00:50She clapped right away.
00:52She didn't want to give 500.
00:54She didn't want to give 500.
00:56Let's all listen.
01:00What part of the body
01:02can be used for money?
01:04What part of the body
01:06can be used for money?
01:08What is it?
01:10Tits.
01:22Wait.
01:24Is that it?
01:26There's no punchline yet.
01:28Why are you clapping?
01:32There's no punchline yet.
01:34What part of the body can be used for money?
01:36Tits. Why?
01:38Tits.
01:40I'm so lucky.
01:44That's it.
01:48How about your jump and clap?
01:50Wow.
01:52The gong vibrated.
01:54The gong vibrated.
01:56The gong vibrated.
01:58The gong vibrated.
02:00He's going to pay.
02:02Give him 480.
02:04Give him 2 claps.
02:06Is your neighbor okay?
02:08Is your neighbor okay?
02:10He's still moving.
02:12You're constipated.
02:14You're constipated.
02:16That's his reaction.
02:18That's his reaction.
02:20Happy?
02:22Yes!
02:24He's shy.
02:26When was the last time you experienced a birthday?
02:28He's shy.
02:30He's shy.
02:32He's shy.
02:34He's shy.
02:36He's shy.
02:38He's shy.
02:40He's shy.
02:42He's shy.
02:44He's shy.
02:46He's shy.
02:48Why can't pirates finish their alphabet?
02:50Why can't pirates finish their alphabet?
02:54Why?
02:56Because they always...
02:58There's nothing going on.
03:00He doesn't want to...
03:02Because they always go to the sea.
03:14I'm so lucky.
03:16Instead of going to others, we're all going to die.
03:19Are you going to answer what happened to us?
03:21I feel like I'm going to die.
03:22This is what it feels like to see him suffer.