• 3 days ago
His bid for a second term has failed. This is the story of Donald Trump, a reality star businessman turned president of the United States.
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00:00You know, all of my life I've heard that a truly successful person, a really, really successful person,
00:07and even modestly successful, cannot run for public office.
00:12Just can't happen.
00:14And yet that's the kind of mindset that you need to make this country great again.
00:30They have trending. They always put me trending.
00:37They'll give you 25 things that I've done over my life.
00:40They make it negative. Always negative trending.
01:00And I went to a great school, a business school, the Wharton School of Finance.
01:19A great school. One of the really great schools.
01:21Some of the really great geniuses, they didn't make it nearly as big as others
01:28because they didn't know how to win.
01:51We grew up in a very racist family.
01:54My grandfather was both racist, anti-Semitic, and a misogynist.
02:00So that was fun.
02:02So Donald grew up with these things being second nature.
02:07And I often heard racial slurs, anti-Semitic slurs, bandied about very casually in my family.
02:24Good.
02:35We eat our pizza the wrong way.
02:37Crust first.
03:37Maybe, in fact, it is time for a businessman to be president.
03:59Maybe someone should be watching the bottom line of the real big company called the United States government.
04:08The way they watch the bottom line of a business.
04:11Maybe that should be happening.
04:27Maybe that should be happening.
04:57Why doesn't he show the birth certificate?
05:05And why is he spending millions of dollars in legal fees to get away from this issue?
05:11And let me tell you, he doesn't like Donald Trump.
05:15And the last guy in the world that he wants to run against is Donald Trump.
05:26No one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald.
05:35And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter.
05:40Like, did we fake the moon landing?
05:47What really happened in Roswell?
05:51And where are Biggie and Tupac?
06:08When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
06:12They're not sending you.
06:14They're not sending you.
06:16They're sending people that have lots of problems.
06:19And they're bringing those problems with us.
06:23They're bringing drugs.
06:25They're bringing crime.
06:26They're rapists.
06:27And some, I assume, are good people.
06:46This was tough.
06:59This was tough.
07:02This political stuff is nasty and it's tough.
07:06So I want to thank my family very much.
07:36I will say, it's genius on the other side, maybe even more so, because they took nothing and brought me to a final vote of impeachment.
08:00That's a very ugly word to me.
08:02It's a very dark word, very ugly.
08:05But now we have that gorgeous word.
08:07I never thought a word would sound so good.
08:09It's called total acquittal.
08:13Total acquittal.
08:15If you count the legal votes, I easily win.
08:38If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us.
08:57If I lose to him, I don't know what I'm going to do.
08:59I will never speak to you again.
09:01You'll never see me again.

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