2020 in 5 minutes

This was 2020..

Transcript

00:00We begin with the mystery virus spreading in China.

00:26Harvey! Harvey! Harvey!

00:39It's a new day because Harvey Weinstein has finally been held accountable for crimes he committed.

00:46We're going to defeat the invisible enemy.

00:49Keep staying at home.

00:56We're going to defeat the invisible enemy.

01:02We're going to defeat the invisible enemy.

01:05Cut the red tape, cut the bureaucracy, just cut to the chase.

01:12Just pretend you're at a powwow because right now we're all in quarantine, just in powwows.

01:18Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light,

01:25and then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute.

01:38The murder hornet moniker has created a lot of fear and hysteria.

01:55Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives matter!

02:14Hey doc, what about this? Can I go like that because it's easier to breathe?

02:19No, you can't go like that unless you have a COVID negative nose.

02:22In front of reporters, Representative Yoho called me, and I quote, a f***.

02:28In using that language in front of the press, he gave permission to use that language against his wife, his daughters, women in his community.

02:40And I am here to stand up to say that is not acceptable.

02:46John Lewis devoted his time on this earth fighting the very attacks on democracy.

03:06Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass s***. Give me everything you've got for this wet ass s***.

03:13Do not underestimate the grief that black children are going through with the loss of their Black Panther.

03:21Chat with Bozeman. Wakanda forever! Wakanda forever!

03:27I am so sad. I am devastated because she's a voice of truth, and her loss right now is huge.

03:44There's nothing smart about you, Joe.

03:54President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19.

04:06Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking. I'm speaking.

04:13The polls are now open!

04:16Stop the count! Stop the count! Stop the count!

04:30I hear victory, victory, victory, victory.

04:34I hear victory, victory, victory, victory.

04:40Joseph R. Biden Jr. is elected the 46th President of the United States.

04:53Stop the count! Stop the count!

05:03Stop the count! Stop the count!

05:11Are you ready for your vaccination?

05:13I am.

05:14Okay. All done. How was that?

05:17That was great. Happy holidays, everyone.