Tiger Woods has just confirmed his relationship with Vanessa Trump ... posting a couple pics to his X account -- including one where the two are cuddled up.
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00:00Tiger Woods has two messages for the world.
00:03Number one, I'm in love!
00:06And number two, please stop talking about how I'm in love!
00:11So Tiger Woods confirmed he's in a relationship with Vanessa Trump,
00:15who is the ex-wife of Donald Trump Jr.
00:18Yes, and because nothing matters unless it's on Instagram,
00:21Tiger posted,
00:22Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side.
00:25We look forward to our journey through life together.
00:27At this time, we would appreciate privacy to all those close to our hearts.
00:32He is getting eviscerated for that.
00:35Yeah, you can't really ask for privacy when you're dating, like,
00:37with saying a line like that.
00:39I mean, you need privacy when you're going through, like, a problem.
00:42You usually hear this when someone passes away.
00:44Right.
00:45Who posts a picture of, like, your girlfriend lying on you,
00:47and then is like, please give us privacy?
00:48Here's more photos of us in a hammock.
00:50That's weird.
00:51Hey, all he's doing is publicly declaring
00:53that he's banging the ex-wife of the son of the president.
00:56Give the guy some privacy!
00:58Why do you go on Instagram if you want privacy?
01:00Why do you declare it to the world if you want privacy?
01:02Why would people attack Tiger Woods?
01:03Who expects better of Tiger Woods?
01:04It's not like a paragon of virtue.
01:06Stop clutching your pearls.
01:08Not gonna happen.
01:09Dude's a born pearl clutcher.
01:11In the meantime, there's one thing we know for sure.
01:14He did not write this Instagram post.
01:15Do you think Tiger Woods said love is in the air?
01:17Oh, he's a really smart guy.
01:18You think he would say love is in the air?
01:20What guy has ever said love is in the air?
01:22You never walk out?
01:23You're just like, ah, what is that, love?
01:26Bottom line, Tiger had to ask for privacy on Instagram.
01:30What else could he do?
01:32Just don't do anything.
01:33Oh, right, that was also an option.
01:35Tiger's in love, but please stop talking about it.
01:38Goodbye, everybody!