Coronation Street - Season 65 Episode 11
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00:23Okay, mate.
00:25You're right. I'm not gonna let them get to me anymore.
00:29I'm glad to hear it.
00:31Everything okay?
00:33Fine.
00:34Good.
00:36Come on, mate. Hurry up.
00:37What?
00:38I don't want an ear bashing from the school.
00:40I need to do my hair.
00:41Absolutely no way. I've sent along that text to you.
00:43Almost as long as it takes to do yours.
00:46Cheeky little...
00:47Five minutes.
00:48Two, and I'll see you in the car.
00:51Wow.
00:53Have a good day at school, love.
00:54Jake, hurry up, yeah?
00:59Don't meet Mason today.
01:02What?
01:03Like I've got a choice.
01:09Morning.
01:10Morning.
01:13Caramel macchiato.
01:18Baby, you're so sweet. I was only joking in my text.
01:20I, um, I just got a black coffee for your dad.
01:22I want to know if he's into fancy and frothy.
01:25Why wouldn't I be?
01:28I don't know, I just...
01:29He is just winding you up.
01:31Lovely tar, black coffee, plain and simple.
01:33Suits me.
01:36Do you fancy joining me for dinner later?
01:39Yeah, sounds good.
01:41There's this nice restaurant in town.
01:42Hang on.
01:43You know, everything doesn't always have to be so swanky.
01:46Why don't I cook us something here as a thank you for the coffee?
01:50Are you sure?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Besides, Adam's out meeting clients all day, so that's free.
01:55Cool.
01:56Should I bring a dessert?
01:58Just yourself will do.
02:00Okay.
02:03See you later, Ed.
02:05See ya.
02:10Oh, dear.
02:13What?
02:14I haven't seen you this happy since Christmas 1999
02:17when you got that Furby and represented it against Michael
02:21for some eye-poking crime.
02:23Look, Michael was a brute to Kiwi, okay?
02:26He deserved every second of that 100-year sentence.
02:30Well...
02:32I'm glad to see things are going well for you and Joel.
02:36Yeah, me too.
02:38I hate speaking of Michael.
02:39He actually dropped round yesterday.
02:41Popped in with some post for you.
02:43Right.
02:54Yeah, I've still got the phone.
02:59Hi. Sneaking off without saying goodbye, are you?
03:02What's the matter?
03:04Nothing.
03:05Hey, up.
03:06Forgot your PE kit.
03:08Ta.
03:13Very quiet.
03:14Too quiet.
03:16Did you ask him if he's all right?
03:18I got two words.
03:19Ta and nothing.
03:21Oh.
03:29You okay?
03:30Yeah.
03:32What you shoving your pocket, then?
03:34Oh, just those letters.
03:36And why you hiding them?
03:39I wasn't.
03:41They're from creditors, aren't they?
03:43No.
03:44Don't lie to me, Dad.
03:54Maybe a few.
03:58These are final demands.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Dad, some of them go back months.
04:04They've been trying to call you.
04:07Look, you have got to be proactive about this.
04:11Get on the phone and chase a sale of the yard.
04:13See if they've had any interest.
04:15Okay.
04:16Now.
04:17Okay.
04:20I'll check in with Gary and flip the idea to him again.
04:24Good.
04:25Don't have these hanging over you.
04:28I've got to get to a meeting, but we will sort it, won't you?
04:31Yeah.
04:33Dad, promise.
04:34I promise.
04:45Oh, is that for me?
04:47Oh, thank you.
04:49I love you.
04:50I love you all.
04:57So.
05:00Last night, Mummy and Daddy were watching TV.
05:04Daddy got cold, so Mummy had to get the blanket for him,
05:09so he could get warm again.
05:11That's right, isn't it, Daddy?
05:13Yeah.
05:15Right, I'll see you later.
05:17Right, give Joseph a big kiss from me.
05:20Of course.
05:23Can we have a chat?
05:24About?
05:25Me and you.
05:30I'll get that, shall I?
05:37What do you want?
05:40I've come to...
05:42What, apologise?
05:44Offer to watch the quads.
05:46In case you and Chesney wanted to go and visit Joseph together.
05:51Oh, okay.
05:52Yeah.
05:54Hang on, we haven't agreed this.
05:56You want to come down to the hospital, don't you?
05:58Hey, kids, do you want to stay with Cruella?
06:01Jen.
06:04I deserved that.
06:05Yeah, well, we'll take you up on the offer, won't we?
06:08Right, well, I've got fruit, honey, pancake mix.
06:11Oh, they're allowed pancakes, aren't they?
06:13No-one's allergic.
06:14No, they're all good.
06:16Are you sure you're going to be okay with all four?
06:19Er, can I just look after two?
06:23I'm only joking.
06:25We'll be fine, won't we?
06:27And it's only for a couple of hours.
06:29Right, everybody, let's get making pancakes.
06:32Come on.
06:35Oi, this is breaking my heart, you know.
06:38Yeah, well, you broke mine.
06:41I'm so sorry.
06:42It's not me you should be apologising to, it's Josie.
06:44If he should be your priority.
06:46You need to get down the hospital.
06:48You're not coming?
06:49No, you need to see him on your own.
06:52What will you do?
06:54I'll go and get my stuff from Billy and Paul's.
06:58You need to make this right with him.
07:09Good morning, my dear cousin.
07:11So, I know I'm two minutes late,
07:13but that extra two minutes in bed was really worth it.
07:16Look at the bags under your eyes.
07:18You're not getting your eight hours in.
07:20Well, no, I'm sleeping on my mum's couch,
07:22so what do you expect?
07:23Oh, yeah, cheers for that.
07:24Your bed is well comfy.
07:26You know I did that as a favour.
07:27I know, and I very much appreciate it.
07:31Ooh, touchy.
07:32You're an idiot.
07:33Yeah, but a hilarious one.
07:34Right, excuse me, the pair of you, pack it in.
07:36Right, you, you should have been in your desk four minutes ago,
07:38and you, it doesn't take six minutes to make a brew, does it?
07:41It does when you've got some prat winding you up.
07:43It's only a joke.
07:44Everything's a joke to you, innit?
07:45Desks, now!
07:51Hey, mate.
07:53How are you feeling?
07:55A bit better.
07:57That's good to hear.
08:00Is there anything you need?
08:01Anything I can get for you?
08:03No, I'm fine.
08:06OK, well, if you change your mind, just let me know, yeah?
08:12Yeah.
08:15If you change your mind, just let me know, yeah?
08:20Are you sure you're feeling better?
08:25Dad?
08:27Yeah?
08:29There's something,
08:31something I can't stop thinking about.
08:34What's, what's that?
08:38I told you so many times, ask Paulie.
08:44I know you did.
08:46Gemma was the only one that believed me.
08:51Yeah.
08:53Why didn't you?
08:57I don't know, I just...
09:02I let you down, Joseph.
09:05I'm so sorry.
09:09Have you said sorry to Gemma?
09:11Yeah, of course I have.
09:16I love you so much.
09:20You can hate me all you like, I mean, you've got every right.
09:25But please know how much I love you.
09:30How much I'll always love you.
09:34And I will never, ever not believe you
09:38or not fight for you again.
09:47I love you too.
09:51Cheers for holding on to that, I appreciate it.
10:09You are going to give it back to him though when he shows up later.
10:11Oh yeah?
10:13That's exactly what I'm going to do.
10:16He's a dead man.
10:19If he even shows up, that is.
10:21Oh, I'll be there.
10:22Everybody get to your lessons now.
10:25Mason, walk.
10:27I'm not a dog.
10:28Well, stop behaving like one then.
10:30That means you as well, off you go.
10:46Alright, yeah.
10:48Yeah, thanks.
10:49No, I really appreciate it.
10:53OK.
10:55Yeah, we'll talk soon.
10:57Bye.
11:00Hey.
11:02How's my gorgeous boy this morning?
11:04I'm not being funny, man, but you said you'd make me breakfast
11:07and we're nearly knocking on for lunch now.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Yeah, sorry about that, I got held up, but I'll get started straight away.
11:14So, eggs, sunny side up?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Who was that on the phone?
11:20It was Dev.
11:22Didn't sound like you were talking to Dev.
11:24Well, it was.
11:26But truth be told, I had to calm him down
11:29because something had gone down at the cash and carry
11:32and he needed his solar plexus chakra unblocking,
11:36so I had to stop and give him a few ideas on how to open it,
11:40you know, perk him up a bit.
11:45Morning.
11:46Hi, love.
11:47Hi.
11:48Did he not tell you you weren't needed today?
11:51Erm, no, not exactly.
11:53Oh, what is he like?
11:55Look, I've got everything under control,
11:58so you fella can get a head start on your next patient.
12:02Client.
12:03Paul is actually my last client.
12:05What, even better?
12:06You get yourself home and enjoy an early dart.
12:09Are you sure?
12:10Yeah, yeah.
12:12Sorry for messing you about, mate.
12:14It's fine.
12:15No worries.
12:19Cheers, Moses.
12:23Bye.
12:24See you.
12:28What?
12:30Well, he looks a bit put out.
12:32Oh, what's his problem?
12:34If I was told I could go home early,
12:36I'd be knee-deep in chocolate and watching This Morning
12:38quicker than you can say Alice and Hammond.
12:40Plus, I don't need two people gegging in on my kids.
12:43Eh?
12:44Not with him and that Linda.
12:46He was just doing his job.
12:48He's a good human.
12:50I'm a good human?
12:51Eh, you're not as good as him.
12:53Do you want this breakfast or not?
12:55Right, pint of your finest zero, please, coming up, sir.
12:59Coming up?
13:00All right, sir, all right, you're good, yeah.
13:02Hey, how's old Bernadine getting on now?
13:05She's out of the, erm, what do you call it?
13:08The slammer.
13:09Slammer?
13:10Yeah, you know, the clink.
13:12Clink!
13:13Jail!
13:14Prison!
13:15No, no, no, no, I don't really like to refer to it as prison,
13:18you know, per se.
13:19What do you like to refer to it as, Dev?
13:21Hey, in Georgia.
13:23I'm loving the tie on you there, man, it's a nice colour.
13:26It's black.
13:27Yeah.
13:28Ah, Dev, how's Bernadine getting on now, she's out of prison?
13:33Have I said the wrong thing?
13:34Yeah, don't ask.
13:35Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
13:37All right, well, just an orange juice then, please.
13:39Sure, coming right up.
13:41You all right there, mate, do you mind if I...?
13:43Yeah, of course, how are you doing?
13:45How's Bern since she got released?
13:49That bad?
13:50She's just a lot, you know.
13:53You know, question after question, people are looking for answers,
13:56answers that I can't give.
13:59And yes, I'm her man, but I'm only one man.
14:02But the shame is real, Ed.
14:04The shame is real.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:12Hiya.
14:13Hey.
14:14You all right, Jan? Do you want some brunch?
14:17No, I'm good to go.
14:18You sure?
14:19Got eggs on the go?
14:20Yeah, I'm fine.
14:21Just come to get the last of me bits.
14:24How was your first night back at home?
14:26Yeah, fine.
14:27You sure about that?
14:32Yeah, it was great being with all the kids again.
14:35Ches on the other hand.
14:37What did he do?
14:38Oh, he's not kicking off again?
14:40No, no, nothing like that.
14:41It's just I can't bear to look at him after everything that's happened.
14:45It's understandable.
14:47You can always stay here if you want.
14:49With the quads?
14:50Yeah.
14:52No, I just have to get on with it.
14:53We can't afford to split up.
14:57Hot pot when you're ready, please, Sean.
15:00Ooh, yeah.
15:01You'll get square eyes.
15:03You are?
15:04It's a saying.
15:05Technically, it's about tellies.
15:07All right, never heard it.
15:09Honestly, kids today.
15:11Yeah, don't get me started.
15:12I had to explain to Jerky who the Spice Girls were the other day.
15:16My Dylan knew every word to Viva Forever off by heart by the time he was three and a half.
15:20I've got a video of it.
15:22Yeah, well, I wouldn't go shouting that from the rooftops.
15:25You know what people are like, especially kids.
15:28Cruel.
15:29True.
15:31Do you know, actually, you know, you saying that,
15:32someone at Liam's school's been giving him a bit of a hard time recently.
15:36Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
15:38He'll follow over soon enough, mate.
15:40Yeah, apparently his so-called mate Dylan's been ignoring him.
15:44Well, at...
15:45Sean.
15:47Sean.
15:52Hot pot, was it?
15:57For what it's worth, mate, kids go through rough patches.
16:00It'll pass.
16:01Yeah, well, let's hope so, eh?
16:09Hello, mate.
16:10Yes.
16:12You sure?
16:13Well...
16:15All I did was ask Dev a question about how Bert is.
16:19Yeah, I might be wrong, but I think he's keeping himself to himself on that one.
16:23Really?
16:24Mm.
16:25I seem to have opened the floodgates.
16:30He's got a lot of emotion pent up, that bloke.
16:33Anyway, you know I mentioned selling the yard?
16:36Oh, yeah.
16:37Well, I wondered if you'd thought any more about it
16:39and wanted to look over the books.
16:41Yeah, sounds good.
16:42Great, well, then you can get the whole picture before you put an offer in.
16:45Perfect. Friday?
16:46Good, man.
16:49No.
16:52Enough.
16:54No.
16:57Enough.
17:07Hi.
17:08Where you off?
17:09Er, well, I can't stop.
17:11I've got to get into town, picking up a pressure cushion for Paul.
17:14Oh, listen, if you ever need anything like that, I can always go for you.
17:18Thank you. That's very kind.
17:20No problems.
17:22What?
17:23Er...
17:25Nothing.
17:27No, it's obviously something.
17:30This is probably going to sound a bit...
17:32What?
17:33Well, you're out and Paul's at home.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Alone.
17:38Right.
17:39He doesn't know where the exit via the gift shop hills are, does he?
17:42Todd, I'm just checking.
17:44Look, we've spoken about this.
17:46When the time comes, we're going to do it together.
17:49OK.
17:50Phew.
17:51Great.
17:52Well, not great, obviously.
17:54Look...
17:56I'm going.
17:57Fine, cool.
17:59Me too.
18:01Oh, hello.
18:03Hello.
18:04Are you on your way to see Paul?
18:06Just left.
18:07Well, his mum kind of kicked me out.
18:09Oh.
18:10It's fine. I get it.
18:12She wants to spend as much time as she can with him.
18:15Are you not working today?
18:17I've got the day off, actually.
18:19Oh, nice.
18:20Very.
18:22Any plans?
18:24Don't think so.
18:25You?
18:26No.
18:28Is it a shame?
18:30Yes.
18:35Are you going to ask or am I?
18:37Ask what?
18:41Would you like to maybe grab some food later?
18:47Phew.
18:49OK.
18:51Liam.
18:53Liam!
18:54What?
18:55Are you sure you don't want to talk to me?
18:57Shut up. I'm trying to help you.
18:58I don't need your help.
18:59Look, you need to bail out on this Mason fight.
19:01As if.
19:03Oi, I'm being serious.
19:04You're not going to get your phone back no matter what.
19:06We'll see.
19:07Come on, mate. You're going to get hurt here.
19:09Yeah, we'll see.
19:10What are you being an idiot for?
19:11No, an idiot is someone who lets people walk all over her.
19:15He's going to kill you.
19:17Get in.
19:18Oh, good news.
19:19I have just managed to get us that Diamond Fraser contract.
19:22You're joking, Si. That's brilliant.
19:24Thanks.
19:25Oh, that should keep the wolf from the door for a bit.
19:28Oh, Carla.
19:29Yeah?
19:30I'm sorry for losing it with Bobby earlier.
19:32OK. Apology accepted.
19:34And why didn't I buy me and you a drink after work?
19:36Just because me dad's not here doesn't mean that we can't still hang out, right?
19:39No.
19:40Of course not.
19:41You know what?
19:42Bobby, get in here.
19:43I've got a better idea.
19:46You didn't break the photocopier.
19:47What?
19:48Nothing.
19:50You two are going to do a bit of team bonding tonight.
19:53What, eh?
19:54Thanks for the offer, Si,
19:55but I've actually got something to do tonight.
19:57So you two, on the other hand, can head to the bistro together
20:01and I will pay for the first round.
20:04Really?
20:05Yes, really.
20:06OK.
20:07And I will pay for the first round.
20:09Really?
20:10Yes, really.
20:11Who's buying the second round and does that mean an early dart?
20:15No.
20:23It's a little right as well, eh, man?
20:26Mate, he's probably just bottled it.
20:28Can we just sack this off? I'm starving.
20:30No.
20:31He's wasting his time.
20:33OK, and I want to see it for myself, whether or not he shows.
20:36Well, he won't.
20:37How do you know that?
20:38Cos I've just told you he's going to bottle it.
20:40OK, and I said no, Dylan.
20:41Mason, Liam's a loser. Come on.
20:43You're better than this.
20:50Ma'am, you really don't need to do this.
20:52You did make my lunch, eventually.
20:55I don't mind giving the place a spruce up here and there.
20:59Plus, it takes the pressure off Billy.
21:02Yeah, well, I just want to be with you.
21:04I missed you.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yeah, I missed you too.
21:10Can I just do one more thing?
21:12What?
21:13Can I clean them cupboards?
21:15No, ma'am, just leave it, please.
21:19Aw, this was past its best two years ago.
21:22Yeah, well, you don't have to do all that now, ma'am.
21:25Right.
21:26All right.
21:30Bro, are you mad?
21:31I would not let him talk to you like that.
21:33Look, I didn't mean to...
21:34Yeah, but how did you mean it?
21:35Cos I'm pretty sure there's only one thing that you mean
21:37when you're calling someone a loser, eh, Liam?
21:39Just leave it out, bro.
21:40No, no, no, I'm not going to leave it out.
21:41I'll see it again to his face.
21:42Like a man. Go on.
21:43Loser. He called me a loser.
21:45What was he doing?
21:46Oh, what was that?
21:48We have not got anything to worry about here.
21:51Here, Liam, have that back.
21:54Because that was so hilarious, you can have that for free.
21:57Good show.
21:58Seriously, my nan punches better than that.
22:00And, Dylan, me, you'd better sort him out.
22:02Do not let that little rat chat you like that.
22:04Go on, go on.
22:05Stop that now!
22:07Oh, Mrs C, I'm so glad you're here.
22:21This is a very serious situation.
22:25Liam, eyes up here, not down there.
22:28When you joined this school, you signed a contract with us.
22:31Today, you have both broken that contract.
22:34Are you going to tell my mum?
22:36Yes, I'm about to tell both your parents.
22:39So, come on, Liam, tell me what happened.
22:42Precisely what happened.
22:45Erm, Miss, Liam punched Dylan.
22:49Like, for literally no reason.
22:51I see.
22:55Is this true, Liam?
22:57One word, yes or no, is Mason telling the truth?
23:03Yes, Miss.
23:06Right, then.
23:08My office, now.
23:18Ma'am, I think it'd be best if you did the bedrooms first.
23:22Oh, chew your beans, Apollo.
23:24If you want me to clean the bedrooms, then the bedrooms I will clean.
23:28Don't stress, lad.
23:30Ah, thanks, ma'am.
23:31But I'll just do the kitchen first.
23:33No, just...
23:34Why are you so jumpy?
23:36It's just...
23:38Billy, you know, he's a right messy article.
23:40So, erm, maybe if you did the wardrobes first?
23:43Right.
23:44New plan of action.
23:46I will clean the bedrooms first.
23:48And then I'll come back and finish this kitchen.
23:51And then I'll come back and finish this kitchen.
23:54Cos those cupboards, lad, are rank.
23:57Thanks, ma'am.
24:11How did it go at the hospital?
24:13Yeah, I left him with Izzy.
24:16Me and Josie, we had a chat and...
24:19..we're OK now.
24:21That's great.
24:23It's a start, eh?
24:25That just leaves us.
24:28Yeah, we're gonna be all right.
24:30So, come on, kids, let's play follow the leader.
24:33That's it.
24:35Follow the leader. Quick, quick, quick, quick.
24:38In you go.
24:40Oh, Jessie, you're back.
24:44Would you guys like a snack?
24:47Ooh, I bought some heavenly quinoa from a cute little deli the other day.
24:52He's eating up.
24:54Yeah, sounds nice, that, doesn't it, Gemma?
24:58Oh, good.
25:00I think you'll like it.
25:02Gemma, she fancies some quinoa.
25:05I've got kids to mind.
25:09We might be going to hell in a handcart,
25:11but at least we're eating nutritious food en route.
25:14That's great.
25:17Can we have a chat later?
25:19I've got to go to work.
25:22I can't think about this right now, Chas.
25:28Yeah, fair enough.
25:33I've always wanted to try this restaurant.
25:35Have you? That's cute.
25:37I'm glad that I could help facilitate that.
25:39You have such excellent vocabulary.
25:41I'm not sure it's quite as good as yours, if I'm honest.
25:43I've always wanted to ask you out, too.
25:45Really?
25:47Why?
25:48Look at us, eh?
25:50Both feeling like we've hit the jackpot?
25:52You are the national luxury in human form.
25:55Release the balls.
26:00It was me worried that I was going to be coming on too strong.
26:04You know, always round at Paul's all the time.
26:06Well, not all the time, but every time you were on shift.
26:10Your phone keeps buzzing. You need to check it.
26:18Is everything OK, Todd?
26:20Actually...
26:22Is Todd short for anything?
26:24I don't know if it's just your name or, you know, like...
26:27Mike is short for Michael, or...
26:30Oh, yeah, it's just Todd.
26:32Although one of my actors used to call me Toddling Cream.
26:35Why?
26:36That's a tale for another time.
26:38Moses, I'm so sorry, but I've got to do a rain check.
26:41A what?
26:42I've got to go. That was George.
26:44He needs me urgently.
26:46I'm so sorry.
26:48You have a work emergency?
26:50Yeah, I do.
26:53OK.
26:54We can do this another time, I hope.
26:57Of course.
27:00Unless I have bored you.
27:02No, I really want to do this again.
27:04All of this.
27:07Come on.
27:09I'm so sorry.
27:12It's OK.
27:15I'm so sorry.
27:18It's OK.
27:40I'm sorry things are such a mess for Gemma.
27:43I really am.
27:45And for my part in that.
27:48It's OK.
27:50Really? Or are you just saying that?
27:54I'm just saying it, really.
27:56Oh. Called me overprotective.
27:58Linda, you tried to make me think that my own wife was hurting my son.
28:03You've made everything ten times worse than it needed to be.
28:07She will get over it. People do.
28:10I can't stand the way she looks at me now.
28:13She hates me.
28:14She doesn't hate you, Chesney.
28:16Well, she does a pretty good impression of someone who does, then.
28:22I can't escape it. I can't escape her.
28:25We're just squeezed in here like sardines.
28:28Well, do you like sardines?
28:30No, I don't.
28:31Well, cos if you did, it could be quite a positive thing.
28:36Look, let it just run its course.
28:40Don't push anything.
28:42Things have a habit of sorting themselves out in the end.
28:54Hi, honeybun.
28:56Hi.
28:57Hey, mate.
28:58Come on, give us a hand.
29:00Erm...
29:02Oh, you should have seen the muck in that bedroom.
29:05And how many crusty old socks did I pick up off that floor?
29:08You should have a word with Billy, man of the cloth.
29:11He needs to learn how to use one, and a bit of polish.
29:14All right, Mam.
29:15He's that messy, they should call him Lionel.
29:18You tell him from me, cleanliness is next to godliness,
29:21he's facing flames of damnation.
29:23All right, don't say that.
29:25Oh, I'm only joking.
29:28Tell him, Todd.
29:30Tell him, Todd.
29:32Yeah, she's totally visiting Lolsey.
29:35Right.
29:37Kitchen next.
29:39Prepare to be shot, Todd Botherer.
29:43You know, I can still never picture you and Billy together.
29:47Getting off with each other.
29:49Picking out matchpots.
29:51All right, inappropriate, Mam.
29:53PHONE RINGS
29:54Oh.
29:55Oh, Mrs Popular strikes again.
29:58Right, I'm going to take this in the bathroom cos I needed a was anyway.
30:01And no, it's not me or the job on the chat line.
30:04Hello.
30:06Mate, quick, Ben's old stash is in the cupboard there.
30:09She can't find it.
30:10Yeah, no way, man.
30:12No, no, the other one.
30:14In the corner.
30:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:17Right, just stick it in the bedside drawer, yeah?
30:20If she sees them, she'll be full of questions.
30:22I don't want her knowing nothing.
30:24Sounds like I got here just in the nick of time.
30:26Yeah, no, thanks for coming so quick, mate.
30:28You went up to how important were you?
30:30Me? Important? Joking, are you?
30:33Yeah.
30:34Good, bud.
30:35Are you OK?
30:38Actually, I was on a date with Moses.
30:41He's dead nice.
30:43Those eyes, those arms.
30:45Oh, mate, I'm so sorry.
30:47Ah, well.
30:48Right, draw.
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:52HE SIGHS
30:54So, can you tell me again about your massive sale today?
30:57Oh, can we talk about something else, please?
30:59Other than your massive sale?
31:01How do you do it? What's your technique?
31:03Are you successful with the ladies?
31:05What?
31:06All the gents, no judgment here, cheeky chops.
31:08Right, shut up, cos I'm not gay, all right?
31:10You're not a massive homophobe, are you?
31:13Cos I am.
31:14Not really.
31:15No, but you're a massive nutcase.
31:17That is very triggering.
31:19Do you, though, have a girlfriend?
31:21Look, do you think if I had a girlfriend,
31:23I'd be sat here with you?
31:26Uh-oh, only two of the little mates have turned up.
31:29Where's the third one?
31:30Call Heat magazine, this is major.
31:32Right, what do you say, then?
31:33Kid in a sweet shop, mate.
31:35Right.
31:36Oi, ladies.
31:39Ladies?
31:40Better than skunks.
31:42You going to come join us?
31:44He's got a commission to spend.
31:46Is this it?
31:47Yeah.
31:48Oh, cheers.
31:49Sorry about that.
31:50Bit of a mad one yesterday.
31:52Are you coming over, or what?
31:56Are you paying?
31:57He is.
31:58Am I?
32:00Actually...
32:01What?
32:02A free drink's a free drink.
32:04What are you like?
32:09Oh, don't say anything, Dad.
32:11As if.
32:12I didn't say anything.
32:18Look at him.
32:19Look at my son.
32:20Hmm?
32:21Poor thing.
32:22He's a shadow of his former self.
32:23Dad.
32:24You two want to keep your eyes on Tyson Fury over there.
32:27Keep your hair on, Sean.
32:28Oh, that's right.
32:29Typical hairdresser, making it all about hair.
32:31Behave, Sean.
32:32He's not exactly a saint, is he?
32:33And what's that supposed to mean?
32:34Insider.
32:35Cool.
32:36I can't believe that he can go around slapping people
32:38and get away with it.
32:39It wasn't a slapping.
32:40He's hardly got away with it, has he?
32:42He's just been suspended.
32:43Cool.
32:44Liam.
32:45Liam.
32:46Come on, get inside.
32:48Come on, Dylan.
32:51You all right?
33:05Why would he punch Dylan?
33:07I don't get it.
33:10What do you make of it all?
33:13I think I know why he did it.
33:15What?
33:16Sit down.
33:18Why? What's happened?
33:19Just sit down, will you?
33:26She must have thought we were a ripe pair of scruffs.
33:29Yeah, she's just making up for last time.
33:32Hard to scrub skirting boards when you're banged up, isn't it?
33:35Very true.
33:36Hey, and now she's back in the land of the living,
33:38you can have a bit of time for yourself.
33:40The land of the living?
33:41You can have a bit of time off.
33:43Yeah, well, I had a bit of that today.
33:45You're kidding, are you?
33:46I've been legging it around town all day,
33:48like some out-of-hunted getting that pillow for me.
33:51Well...
33:52Well, it's hardly a day off.
33:54Well, I'm not going to be stopping doing that any time soon, am I?
33:58Right.
33:59Shall I run you a nice bath?
34:01Yes, please.
34:06Hey, you've not done your backing again, have you?
34:08I'm just an old man. There's nothing to see here.
34:11Are you sure?
34:12Yeah, positive.
34:17You said what to him?
34:18Please don't lose it, babe.
34:20Don't call me babe!
34:21You've got him practically giving him the green light
34:23to go and deck another kid.
34:24Well done, Gary. Goods to the top of the class.
34:26Oh, come on, them lads have been giving him grief for weeks.
34:28I'm the good guy here.
34:29Oh, really?
34:30Yeah. Yeah.
34:32And anyway, it's not like it was black and white, you know.
34:34I wasn't telling him to go around walloping people.
34:36I backtracked.
34:37But then maybe read between the lines and thought...
34:40I don't know.
34:41What made your mind up? What did you actually say to him?
34:43I don't know. I'm just saying, please don't paint me as the bad guy.
34:46Well, do you know what, Mr Wonderful?
34:48Thanks to your pearls of wisdom, my son has gone and got suspended.
34:51But, oh, no, you know, it's fine, isn't it? It's no biggie.
34:54What is it? Are you determined for him to follow down your career path?
34:57Are you trying to man him up or something?
34:59You don't know what it's like to be a teenage boy.
35:01Well, you clearly don't know what it's like to have a single shred of decency.
35:04OK.
35:05Well, anyway, the one positive thing is,
35:07is that it'll stop him getting picked on in the long run.
35:10You've lost the plot.
35:13How are you feeling?
35:15A bit sore.
35:16A bit?!
35:17Sounds like he battered you.
35:19It wasn't even a punch.
35:21I blame myself for all this.
35:23I should have stood my ground.
35:25Told you to keep your distance from that nasty bully.
35:29Especially after you'd had your trainers nicked.
35:32Sorry?
35:33Who's the bully?
35:34Liam. Keep up.
35:36Right.
35:38It's just, erm...
35:40See, what I don't understand is...
35:42Yes?
35:43Well, why did Liam go for you in the first place?
35:47Do you think that's appropriate, right now, George, huh?
35:50My son is hurting.
35:52I don't think now is the time to blame the victim.
35:55I'm not, Sean. I'm just asking.
35:57Well, don't.
35:58I feel a bit sick. I think I'm gonna go for a lie down.
36:02It's not the only one.
36:05Well...
36:06It's a lot, innit?
36:08Hmm.
36:10He gets his sensitive side from me.
36:12Hmm.
36:14Well, I'm not gonna sit back and do nothing.
36:16No, sirree.
36:18I'll say one thing.
36:19Watch this space.
36:25Is it hot in here? Did someone turn the heating on?
36:28I turned the heating on.
36:30You didn't?
36:31I didn't.
36:34Do you know what, cupcake?
36:36Look, Joel, I've warned you about calling me that.
36:40I... I just love us spending time together.
36:43Just you and me.
36:46Ha!
36:48I have had the ultimate result.
36:51Oh?
36:53Gary Windass is keenish in buying the yard.
36:57We're gonna be going over the books.
36:59Oh, yeah?
37:00Oh!
37:03Hey, Ed.
37:04Your romantic meal.
37:07I forgot.
37:08I went out and bought a fresco finest dining for two of us.
37:11Well, why? You knew I was cooking.
37:13Ah, don't worry about me, Ed.
37:15Me and Didi can have dinner another time.
37:17Sounds like you two need to celebrate.
37:19Wait, what?
37:20Well, yeah.
37:21And you've got your frescoes finest to look forward to.
37:23Mushrooms crocodile, your favourite.
37:25How many times? I am cooking.
37:27You haven't even put anything in the oven yet.
37:31Have a nice meal with your dad, yeah?
37:33Family first.
37:37Bye, Ed.
37:38Sorry about that.
37:39It's all right.
37:42Now, cheers.
37:44I don't think I'm named after anyone.
37:51Is that a soft drink?
37:53Er, the dog is not working for me.
37:56Get this. I'm named after Bobby Ewing from Dallas.
38:00Dallas?
38:01It's a TV show from the 80s. My mum was obsessed with it.
38:04She's got every episode on a tape.
38:06Well, I hope Bobby Ewing wasn't a raging weirdo, too.
38:09He famously died and then ages later came back to life.
38:13Realistic, that.
38:15So all I'm saying is, if I get alcoholic poisoning tonight,
38:18just make sure you stick a fully charged mobile in the coffin with me.
38:23Speaking of mobile phones...
38:25Oh, here we go.
38:27..why don't you put your number in mine?
38:30Erm, a bit forward.
38:32Oh, yeah, the shame of it.
38:35I've not long just broke up with someone.
38:37Ooh! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what a knock-back looks like.
38:41Sorry. It's just bad timing.
38:47Can I ask you a question?
38:49As long as it's not rude.
38:52You're the one that's with Max, right?
38:55And?
38:56Well, do you ever... Do you really know him?
38:59How do you mean?
39:01Well, isn't he, you know, a bit of a...
39:04What?
39:05It's not really any of your business, Simon, is it?
39:08Isn't it?
39:09No, it's not.
39:12OK. OK.
39:15You know, but if you are into racist losers, then, you know,
39:18you can fill your boots.
39:19Shall we go, Lauren?
39:21Yeah.
39:24Come on.
39:27Oh, and, er, cheers for the drinks and that.
39:30Yeah. See you.
39:35Nice one.
39:37What?
39:41Go on, eat it. Don't just play with it.
39:44Joining us, Linda?
39:46Er, I thought we might go to the hospital, actually.
39:49That's if you're OK with me going again.
39:52Yeah, great.
39:53Yeah, I might nip and pick up some bits for our Izzy first.
39:58She must miss you when you're round here all the time.
40:02Right. Kitty winks.
40:04I'll see you all tomorrow,
40:05and I want you on your best behaviour for Mummy and Daddy.
40:08Yeah?
40:09Your best behaviour at bedtime.
40:11Yeah?
40:12Right. Take care, you two.
40:15Send Joseph our love.
40:16Yeah. First thing I'll do. See you.
40:19See you, Linda.
40:25What, have I got a telly on me head or something?
40:28I'm sorry about earlier.
40:31I promise you, I'll give you as much space as you need.
40:34Ta.
40:38You have a good dad.
40:41He's still sleeping on there tonight.
40:50DOOR CLOSES
40:53HORN HONKS
40:57How do you spell classy wheels?
41:01Am I right?
41:03Well, shall we try, er, I don't know, E-Y-E-S-O-R-E?
41:08Don't be cheeky.
41:10It's, er, top quality, is this?
41:13You are literally like Del Boy with a bun.
41:16How much did this set you back?
41:18Oh, a mate from the Knicks sorted it.
41:20Had a right palaver balaclava getting hold of it, let me tell you.
41:23Yeah, and if it's for a romantic getaway,
41:25where is the hot plate to heat up my chapatis?
41:28Oh, your flatbreads will be smoking
41:31once I get you in my passion wagon, lover.
41:33Oh, really?
41:34Mm.
41:35But first...
41:36Yeah.
41:37..I'm going to take Gemini and Apollo away in it
41:40on a road trip overnight tomorrow.
41:43Mm-hm. Good, but, er, I won't be seeing them that thing anyway.
41:46Yeah, right.
41:47Stuff it.
41:49Look at this.
41:50Cos I am a five-star luxury kind of guy.
41:53Think golf courses, think, er, hospitality bars,
41:56think first class, you know,
41:58and more than just a taste of sea, certainly between midnight and 12th.
42:01Well, I wouldn't want you in it anyway.
42:03Good, cos that is going to play havoc with my bag.
42:07Actually...
42:10..is Paul well enough?
42:14And Gem, isn't she a bit, er...
42:16Bit what?
42:17You know.
42:20Well, I'm sure they can put up with her old mum for one night.
42:23You know, making memories.
42:27Really?
42:29Really.
42:40Are you going to get that or am I?
42:43One sec, just let me exit the doghouse.
42:45Oh, you think you're so funny.
42:47You know I'm hilarious.
42:48Well, you did more like. You've not even checked who that is.
42:51I like surprises.
42:53Sean, he's gonna wear this.
42:56Hey, we're gonna get through this, you know,
42:59and we'll find a way to help him, I promise.
43:02KNOCK AT DOOR
43:03Yeah?
43:05Hey, Craig.
43:06Is it all right if I come in?
43:08Yeah, of course. Is everything OK?
43:10Yeah, erm, yeah, I'll, erm...
43:15I'll get straight to the point.
43:17What?
43:18We need Liam to come down to the police station tomorrow.
43:21You know, there is this new invention, Craig.
43:23It's called the phone.
43:24I mean, maybe you could use it sometime.
43:26Yeah, I know.
43:28I just thought the person would touch.
43:30And we appreciate it, thanks.
43:32Don't be rude, Gary.
43:34Look, I am really sorry,
43:35but there's been an allegation of assault made against Liam.
43:38And I'm gonna need one of you to come down to the station
43:41as the appropriate adult.
43:42Let's go.
44:12SIREN WAILS