I ordered tops that look TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

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00:00oooooooooooooooooooooo

00:05got hurt, nails did

00:07eeeehehehehehehe

00:09trash

00:10Hallo!

00:11How. Are. You. Doing?

00:13I'm actually not doing so well even though you won't notice

00:18I feel like I'm getting sick but it doesn't affect you to be honest

00:22Unless I will die in this video

00:25Somehow my head looks big

00:28Are you sure it doesn't look big?

00:29Maybe your brain grew.

00:31My brain grew?

00:32Brain grew.

00:33Maybe that's the only issue that we're dealing with today.

00:36Anyway, as you could see, I'm in this very known surrounding again,

00:40which means we're gonna look at some very interesting and expensive

00:46and outlandish stuff again.

00:52Vincent is cooking his chili in the background.

00:54So if you're hearing...

00:56No, I can't hear that.

00:58As I said, we want to have a fashion show today again.

01:02That's why we gathered here in my hallway.

01:05We're going to look at some interesting stuff.

01:08Or as I like to call it,

01:09we're going to look at stuff that looks too good to be true.

01:14That's such a millennial face.

01:19We're going to particularly look at tops that look too good to be true.

01:24So this video by Taylor Tymynskas is our inspiration

01:27because you guys, to this day,

01:30this is the video that has been sent to me the most

01:34in all of my eight years of YouTube career.

01:38I think Taylor Tymynskas...

01:40That was not her name.

01:41Taylor Tymynskas...

01:43I think Taylor Tymynskas is actually very popular

01:46for her crazy looking tops collection on social media.

01:50I've seen a couple of her videos and this one in particular

01:54went quite viral.

01:55That's also probably why you sent me this

01:57because all of the tops in that video screamed,

02:00no, that's too good to be true.

02:02She also just held it and she didn't show it on the body.

02:05So I was like, I don't think all of these tops will look good on the body.

02:09They do look very interesting when she's just holding them up like this.

02:13And that's why we're here.

02:14That's why we do this.

02:15That's why I'm here.

02:18The soup beans.

02:19Hey, you have soup beans in your chili now.

02:21It's not just tops from Taylor Tymynskas' video, by the way.

02:24It's also other tops.

02:25Just want to mention that.

02:26But that is definitely our main focus for today.

02:29She also had a couple of tops in there that we actually already tried in past videos.

02:33So, you know, I've been up on that grind.

02:36I just keep doing what I'm doing, you know.

02:38I'm not new to this.

02:42Sitcom audience.

02:49Let's look at some tops.

02:50Oh, I need a massage.

02:54So the first top we're gonna look at.

02:56This one right here.

02:57I found this on Etsy.

02:59And I can also say I've had some experiences with armor tops on my channel.

03:06I also wore one on tour.

03:08This one actually.

03:09And I ordered another one.

03:10This one actually.

03:11This one didn't turn out good though.

03:12So with this one, I was hoping that it will turn out good.

03:17Because I saw this in Taylor's video and I thought, if she has it, I need it.

03:22€343 it costs.

03:25Oh, actually 20% off.

03:27I bought it for like the original price, which was over €400.

03:31You can pick actually different colors.

03:33Gold, silver and a custom color.

03:35And the only size options you have is S, M, L and XL.

03:38But I think you can also send her your body measurements.

03:43So she can make it according to your body.

03:44That's at least what I did.

03:46And she also replied to me and said, thank you for your order and sending me your measurements.

03:49I will make sure it fits you proper.

03:51What are you waiting for?

03:52Let's get it going and look at my armor top.

03:55I might want to wear that on tour.

03:57Actually, it could be a bit difficult to wear that on tour.

03:59But we will figure it out any minute.

04:01Let's go.

04:03Why, why are you not?

04:04Why, why is it not?

04:06It again came without ribbon.

04:09Really?

04:10Yeah.

04:11No.

04:12Yeah.

04:13Look again.

04:15Well, good that you made me look again.

04:17Because it came with ribbon.

04:19Are you serious?

04:20Yeah, I didn't see it.

04:22I'm about to destroy this designer for not sending me ribbon.

04:26I'll follow him.

04:27Nothing changed.

04:28I don't see a difference.

04:29I have looked into the mirror, but I think it looks really good.

04:33Feels good.

04:34It looks like I have actual nipples.

04:37They're so nipply.

04:38Very circular.

04:40Yeah, I don't know what to say.

04:41This is pretty good.

04:43Next one.

04:45Do you have anything to say about it?

04:47No.

04:48Our critic in the first row.

04:50Like always, introduce yourself, Mr. Vincent, to everyone who does not know you.

04:55I'm funny.

04:58That's all they have to know.

04:59Okay, he's funny.

05:00There's nothing bad to say about this.

05:02Only that it's really uncomfortable.

05:04Because you can see that right here.

05:06You have a pretty harsh dent.

05:08And this is pressing right against my pellucular bone.

05:14That's me inventing bones.

05:16What is this?

05:18What even is this in German?

05:22I can tell you that it is really uncomfortable.

05:26Also, because Vincent tied it quite tightly, which is good.

05:29Although, maybe it...

05:39Maybe it doesn't even make such a big difference.

05:41Because it's not like you have to be snatched.

05:44In order for this outfit to look good.

05:46This is already looking like a snatched body.

05:49You know what I mean?

05:50That's really what I like about tops like this.

05:53Like you can be bloated as fuck and nobody will know.

05:56I don't think this will be a good stage outfit.

05:59Because this part up here.

06:01It could slice my neck open.

06:02So I don't think I would be willing to do that on stage.

06:05Even though that would make quite a good show, probably.

06:08For the buzz.

06:09For the buzz.

06:10But this is definitely something for an event.

06:12It's kind of a showstopper as well.

06:15I really love it.

06:16I usually wouldn't tend to grab this type of color.

06:19I'm not like a gold color type of person.

06:21Maybe I should be though.

06:22Because this looks really bomb on me.

06:26But for over 400 euros, this is the result that I would expect.

06:31I don't know if we can even compare it to the Mott corset that I ordered in my last Too Good To Be True video.

06:37If I pay 260 euros for a top like this, send me the ribbons.

06:42This time it came with a ribbon.

06:43It fits me perfectly.

06:45She did definitely make it according to my measurements.

06:48Quite an eye-catcher.

06:49I don't know if this is really the skirt that I should wear with this.

06:53It's kind of taking away a bit of the mysteriousness of the top.

06:56You have a dent on your abs.

06:58Yeah.

06:59No.

07:00No.

07:01To the left of your belly button.

07:02No.

07:03Yeah.

07:04Down.

07:04I can't, I can't see it.

07:06My boobs are too big.

07:07Oh.

07:07This?

07:08No, go slower.

07:09Down.

07:10Down.

07:11And now up.

07:13And now to...

07:14This is my belly button.

07:15No, to the left of your belly button.

07:18Yes, down a little.

07:19Yes, there.

07:19Oh, there?

07:20Yeah.

07:21Oh, you're right.

07:22Do you see my little dent?

07:23Well, not all bodies are perfect.

07:25All bodies are perfect, I mean, but have imperfections sometimes.

07:29But do you want to have imperfections for over 400 euros?

07:33If I want a natural body, I could just take it off.

07:35But if I pay so much money on this, then I want a perfect version of my body.

07:40This dent?

07:41Explain yourself.

07:45I forgot the name of the designer.

07:46You know who you are.

07:47Also, could you please explain to us how you made this?

07:50Because it's quite interesting.

07:51Vincent was wondering if it's like liquid and you put it on a mold, but it's like plastic.

07:56So how does this work?

07:58If it's molded, then that would explain the little dent down there.

08:01Because maybe she did it on her own body.

08:04Molded it on her own body and she just has a little dent in her belly.

08:07Yeah.

08:08That's crazy cool though.

08:09If she's just like, oh yeah, I'm gonna make this armor top.

08:13Yeah.

08:14I'm done.

08:17Quite a crazy name.

08:18She's from Kissimmee, Florida.

08:21Minus the little tiny dent down here, which probably nobody will be able to see.

08:26I mean, I'm not able to see because of my huge badonkadons.

08:29Tell me in the comments down below if you would notice it.

08:31In general, I think this is definitely a top that does not look too good to be true.

08:36It is true and it does look good.

08:39Just for lots and lots of dineros.

08:41Nipple ASMR.

08:47Nice.

08:48This is very uncomfortable.

08:51Very uncomfortable.

08:53By the way, I paid 115 euros custom for these.

08:58Wow, my body is so hot.

09:00I can feel my body heat through this material.

09:03Crazy.

09:04So the next one we're gonna try is also one from Taylor.

09:08Timiska's video.

09:09The next one we're gonna try.

09:11This one right here, which I've seen plenty of times before Taylor Timiska's video.

09:17You sent this to me before.

09:21This for tour or something.

09:23I was like, how am I gonna wear this for tour?

09:26And you were like, just wear it.

09:28Don't be such a loser.

09:30Even though I might not be able to wear it on tour, I will be able to test it out right now.

09:34This is by Koyai Kosti.

09:37Also an Etsy shop.

09:39As you can see, it is a hat on my boobs.

09:42I actually also looked at the shop for my previous tour in 2023.

09:49And I think it was actually exactly this one that I wanted.

09:53I did decide against it because it was way over the budget.

09:57Oh my god, it's a bunny vinyl bra.

10:00I'm dying.

10:01The designer is very creative.

10:03But definitely what they went viral for is this 3D printed bra.

10:093D printed, then bedazzled, and then made into this top with a couple of chains.

10:14You could just wear it on top of a shirt.

10:16Yeah, it's not really my style.

10:18I wanna show my body.

10:20I'm very excited to see what it looks like.

10:26Oh, cool.

10:28No ribbons.

10:29Just kidding.

10:31The rhinestones are so pretty.

10:34They sparkle like there's no tomorrow.

10:36Right?

10:38It's six fingers.

10:39JK.

10:41Got you.

10:43Oh my god, it fits perfectly.

10:45Christmas.

10:45A baby.

10:48Wanna pet you.

10:49You're so cute.

10:51Fits perfectly on his head.

10:53I wanna pet you so bad.

10:56I wanna pet you so bad.

10:58Major pet alert.

11:01Okay, then just a handshake.

11:08Excuse me?

11:10You're excused.

11:11Thanks.

11:14So, what I wanted to say.

11:16First of all, it fits me perfectly.

11:18I was scared that the boobies are too small, but actually, I don't think they should be any bigger.

11:23I can't do a lot with this top on, and bigger booby girls probably also can't.

11:27I don't really know how this would act on bigger boobies, but I don't need to know,

11:31because this is the only thing that counts for me right now.

11:33So thoughtful.

11:35I love it so, so much.

11:38It looks so cool.

11:39How are the rhinestones so rhinestone-y?

11:42I don't understand.

11:43What rhinestones did they use?

11:45And also, the hand looks so cool.

11:46It has such a cool shape.

11:48It's so creative.

11:49It hides my boobs quite well, so it looks like I don't even have any anymore.

11:53But it's okay, because now I have a hand instead of boobs.

11:56That's all I need.

11:57You get this chain right here, that you basically put around the wrist.

12:03It goes up.

12:04You put it there.

12:05In the back, it's like this.

12:07And Vincent didn't know how to do this, so...

12:09First of all, I think this is so incredibly creative to even create a top like this.

12:14So, already points for that.

12:16And I can also confirm that this top is not too good to be true.

12:20It is true.

12:21But the things that you are able to do with this top on, that's a different story.

12:27I mean, I think you could literally also wear it to an event,

12:30as long as you don't have to do a handstand or...

12:35Yeah.

12:35I'm obsessed, kind of.

12:37I only have good things to say.

12:39Except...

12:40I'm still undecided how I feel about the chain.

12:44It's such a design risk and choice,

12:46because the hand in general is more like elegant and flowy in a way.

12:51That's definitely an opinion in this room.

12:54I like the chain actually,

12:56because it brings a different kind of vibe into this.

12:59Yeah, I see.

13:00And I like the vibe it gives us.

13:02Because I think only the red would be too boring.

13:06Boring?

13:07Boring top.

13:08I'm so bored.

13:09Not really sure how to feel about it.

13:13Something in the way you move

13:17makes me feel like I can't live without you.

13:20I'm undecided.

13:21But the top is gorgeous.

13:23Absolutely marvelous.

13:25Fantastic.

13:25I love it.

13:26You look great.

13:27Oh, this would be such a great ASMR top.

13:30I have no nails.

13:31This is not ASMR material.

13:34I still don't know how and when to wear it,

13:37but I will figure it out.

13:39It's probably not for a tour.

13:40It's also giving like Beyoncé.

13:42Maybe I am wearing it on tour.

13:43Coming for your gig, Beyoncé.

13:48You will hear me coming from miles away.

13:51Hi.

13:52Beyoncé.

13:53I think this top is definitely one of the best things

13:55that I've ever tried in a Too Good To Be True video.

13:58Mark my words.

13:59And my wig literally has bumps.

14:02Just ignore it, all right?

14:03Thanks.

14:05Ladies and gentlemen,

14:07it's the last top that I found in Taylor Timisca's video.

14:10We're talking about the Miu Mius Iago Metallic Hard Drop Armor Top in pink.

14:17This one really surprised me.

14:19This one really surprised me,

14:21because I've tried Miu Mius twice.

14:24It's kind of a trashy website,

14:26because it's also like ripping off bigger designers and stuff.

14:30But this one seems to be like a Miu Mius original.

14:33I don't know.

14:33Maybe it's also ripped off.

14:34Who am I to judge?

14:35I don't know.

14:35Maybe it is.

14:36It costs 299 used.

14:39It literally costs 299 US dollars.

14:42So crazy price for what I thought was a trashy website.

14:47I mean, the top does not look trashy.

14:49It looks really high quality.

14:51Also, it looks kind of edited.

14:53It literally looks like AI.

14:55I don't know.

14:55That's why we're here and we want to test it out,

14:57because I do not really trust this website,

14:59because everything that I ordered there was kind of cheapo, meepo.

15:02You can also pick three different colors.

15:05Silver and rose gold.

15:08Gross, disgusting, horrible.

15:10That's why we picked pink.

15:12$299.

15:14One size.

15:15You can't even pick different sizes.

15:17No shoulder straps.

15:19Just a strap in the back.

15:20I don't know.

15:21I am super skeptical.

15:23I have a bad feeling,

15:25but maybe the site is going to prove me wrong.

15:27I'm hoping it does,

15:28because that's really expensive.

15:30I look gorgeous.

15:31Your next main character moment awaits.

15:34I don't think I could be more main character in this than I am in this glitter hand.

15:38Mark my words.

15:39Ooh, it's so reflective.

15:43That's you.

15:44Stop!

15:46Oh, actually we do have straps.

15:48Tour, tour, tour.

15:49Vincent says this is tour.

15:50I haven't even tried it on,

15:52but so far it looks promising.

15:53Shiny, reflective, gorgeous color.

15:56Shut up!

15:59Aggressiveness is not the key.

16:01It's also melting.

16:01Everything's melting.

16:02Everything's melting.

16:03I'm melting.

16:04You're just too hot.

16:07All right, so here we have it on.

16:09Cute.

16:11Yeah?

16:11Yeah.

16:12I think it's just not fitting correctly.

16:13I don't know what I can improve though.

16:16It feels like it's above my boobs,

16:18and I don't know how to put them in there.

16:20It's quite big shells,

16:22and they're quite close together.

16:23Maybe I need to put something in there.

16:25Maybe my boomba.

16:26One pair of boomba later.

16:28I was right.

16:30The boomba fixes everything.

16:32It just pulls my boob into place.

16:34As you can see,

16:35I actually have kind of a cleavage now happening,

16:38because the boobs are being pushed up into the cups.

16:40Oh, there's so many fingerprints on it.

16:42I need to rub this with my Versace dust bag.

16:46Okay, flex, bitch.

16:48That I don't even know what it belongs to.

16:51It's giving Ariana Grande perfume.

17:01I think that's like one of her best songs.

17:03Is it?

17:04Do you think?

17:05Unpopular opinion.

17:06Is it?

17:07It has like 10,000 views on YouTube.

17:09This top is way cuter than I thought it was gonna be.

17:12The only thing is the strap here could be a bit tighter.

17:15I hate that it doesn't give you different kinds of customizations.

17:19Like you can't make it tighter or more loose,

17:21but you can customize this strap.

17:23I don't think I liked it without putting the boomba in there,

17:26because the boobs were in the wrong place.

17:29It depends on your taste,

17:31but to me this was not wearable without the boomba.

17:33Boomba for life!

17:35And is it safe, secure, sound?

17:37It's glued to my boobs with the boomba,

17:39but before that it was just dangling there,

17:42because this is, as I said, not very tight.

17:44It could really be tighter.

17:48Yeah, you know.

17:48Maybe they shouldn't make good ones.

17:50Yeah, that's weird.

17:51You muse, hmm?

17:52Whoever designer you stole this design from?

17:56You think?

17:57Oh no, you supported them.

18:00This top sucks.

18:01Maybe I'm doing them totally wrong and this is their design.

18:04Comment down below.

18:05I think this could be a cute tour top.

18:07Oh yeah, the villain of your dreams.

18:11I wanna feel like all the time.

18:15I can see myself.

18:15That's disgusting.

18:16Ew.

18:16I can see myself.

18:18That's kind of funny.

18:19Look.

18:20Hello.

18:23Oh, boobies.

18:25That better be the funniest thing I will ever see.

18:28Catch me on tour with this, maybe.

18:30Buy tickets for my Europe tour.

18:31We're actually just one week away from the tour,

18:33so you better get buying if you want to come see me in this.

18:37I love your dreams.

18:40Or if you want to see this.

18:42Oh my God, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

18:48I need my tea.

18:49This is the resume.

18:51Out of all the three that we tried,

18:52it's definitely the worst.

18:54I like it better than the first.

18:55Really?

18:56Yeah.

18:56How much was this?

18:57300.

18:58Huh?

18:59Do you still like it better than the first?

19:00No, I don't know.

19:01Actually, yeah.

19:02I don't know.

19:02I just prefer shiny, I guess.

19:04So if the first one was super shiny and not this matte shiny,

19:07then you would like it better.

19:08I do like the shape more.

19:10I don't know.

19:10I like the heart and the melty.

19:12It doesn't sculpt my body that well.

19:15Like the first one, you just felt sculpted and snatched.

19:17This one is just on top of your body.

19:19Yeah, it's just a different top.

19:22Well, I'm comparing them right now.

19:24Yeah, well.

19:24How do you know what's good for me?

19:26It's my opinion!

19:28It looks like it has eyes because of my ring lights.

19:31The boobs have eyes.

19:33The new horror movie coming out 2025.

19:35I want to see it.

19:35Yeah, cleavage.

19:38My throat is killing me.

19:42This next one we're going to try is actually not just a top,

19:45but also a jacket.

19:47When I saw this, this video right here, I knew I had to try it.

19:51I have never in my life seen a jacket like this.

19:55I think it's so creative.

19:56Kind of also a dress, but mainly a jacket.

20:00I've never seen anything like this.

20:01And also the website LaceMaid is not a stranger to me.

20:04I did order there before and I did love a lot of their stuff.

20:08Just the name of this coat is Little Mochi Down Coat.

20:11Isn't that just super adorbs?

20:13This was one of the cheaper products of this video with $179.

20:18Wow, that's so cheap.

20:21Also a lot of you sent me this video because for some reason,

20:24you think of me when you see a pink cute looking coat.

20:28You can choose two different colors, pink and ecru.

20:31XS, S, M and L.

20:33There's no plus size pieces actually.

20:36I think that's not usual for LaceMaid.

20:38I think they always had some plus size.

20:40Let's look at my new jacket while it's still winter.

20:54Oops, all right.

20:55Waist, hips, waist, body.

21:01It's quite tight.

21:02I picked the exact right size.

21:04I'm so happy.

21:05Ready for winter.

21:06Winter's coming, love.

21:08You need to fire up the oven.

21:10I'm gonna churn some butter for our family.

21:13It's kind of like very like feminine renaissance.

21:17The ladies from back then would wear outside when it's cold.

21:21That's what it's giving me.

21:22You know what I mean?

21:23We're reliable with the ladies. Sing along.

21:26With the ladies.

21:27There are so many to do, flower.

21:30I feel very sophisticated.

21:32It even has a hood.

21:39Prep for the winter days.

21:41I love this.

21:42I just don't know if I'll ever wear this.

21:44Do you see me with this outside?

21:46I'm not sure even though I love it.

21:49It's just not my usual aesthetic.

21:51I'm really trying to understand why you would say you love this.

21:56I just don't see this at all.

21:59To me, it's like giving Lena on her way to her Wehrwagentour to go to her job.

22:05But I don't think Lena would ever be this snatched.

22:07Which also, it just looks too tight.

22:11You would never wear this.

22:13Watch me.

22:16To the balcony, maybe.

22:18To Baconia, the city of dreams.

22:20Sorry, what was the crazy thing about it?

22:22Crazy thing about it?

22:24That's the crazy thing.

22:26It's a jacket that is a dress.

22:30It's also called a coat.

22:36What do you mean it's a jacket?

22:45How have you never seen this before?

22:48No, listen.

22:49This is not a normal coat.

22:52You see how it's snatched?

22:53It's like a dress.

22:54It's like a wedding.

22:55I mean, I feel like they could have pushed it a little more then.

22:58How could they push these hips more?

23:00But if I ever decide to go out like a lady, then I will wear this.

23:04Can you take off the arms?

23:05No.

23:05It looks like it.

23:06Oh, you can.

23:09Dive in there.

23:10Dive into the ocean.

23:11I'm trying.

23:12Yeah.

23:13That's haute couture.

23:14See, now it's giving something.

23:16Yeah, but that's going to be cold outside.

23:20You're a lady.

23:21That's too much skin.

23:22Show some decency.

23:24Now I don't understand this anymore.

23:27This is solid enough.

23:30Oh, now I understand it.

23:32Octopus.

23:33Wow, now it's giving drag race.

23:39Why are you laughing?

23:41I just don't understand how it made its way into this video.

23:46It's a bit out of the topic, but it is technically a top.

23:49That is a lot longer.

23:51Exactly.

23:52That was my thought process.

23:54And I don't regret anything.

23:55I think this is my favorite new top.

23:57You should wear it.

23:58I think I will.

23:58Can I also wear it if it's open?

24:03Now it's just a coat.

24:04I would wear it like this.

24:06It's also giving your mom.

24:07Well, I'm my mom.

24:08Your mom always wears long coats, a jacket that looks like dresses.

24:13I could see why this might be a little random.

24:15In my head it wasn't, but now that Vincent talked his talk,

24:19I can see why it could be a bit random.

24:21I still love the idea.

24:22It's very beautifully made and it's winter.

24:25So, you know, get your coats.

24:30I love my tops that look way too good to be true.

24:33Stop laughing into your chili.

24:36So this might not have been the craziest top for this video,

24:40but I'm still glad I figured out that this top is as good as it promised to be.

24:48And I hope I can wear it.

24:49I will wear it.

24:50Next, we're going to try something that definitely falls into our category again,

24:56and I don't even know how to express my love for this top when I saw this online.

25:02I still think it doesn't exist.

25:05I don't think a top like this can exist.

25:06It does not look real, but I was able to order it.

25:09Actually, when I found this on Instagram,

25:11the caption said if cinema roll meets Sailor Moon,

25:15and I think that describes this top perfectly.

25:18It is by a designer called Jacques Label.

25:21Never heard of him or them before.

25:23I still don't think this top is real life,

25:26but if it is, then I'm sold.

25:28I mean, I am sold because obviously I bought it for $350.

25:33It's on sale now.

25:34God damn it.

25:35You can pick different cup sizes.

25:37I'm just praying to the gods that it will fit and I picked the right one

25:40because I never really know my cup size.

25:42I always have to gamble.

25:43But let's look at the Celestial Bow Breastplate right now.

25:48I'm so nervous.

25:49Oh, I have a little letter to Naomi from Jacques Label.

25:54Hello, Naomi.

25:54Thank you so much for your support and purchase on my small brand.

25:57Hope this breastplate arrives safe to you.

26:00I hope you will love it as much as I love making them.

26:02Aww, so cute.

26:04And a little thank you sticker.

26:06Gorgeous.

26:07Oh, uh-huh.

26:09It looks a little different, doesn't it?

26:11It does.

26:12This is like way shorter than in the picture.

26:15In the picture, it was like long.

26:16It looks like they folded it around.

26:23Huh, let me put it on.

26:2410 seconds.

26:25Thoughts about this top.

26:27Let me tell you the good things about it because I still love the vibe of it.

26:31I love the top itself.

26:33I love the idea, the inspiration, the colors.

26:36It's definitely very difficult to wear

26:38because the only thing you're given is this ribbon.

26:41Vincent just tried to make knots,

26:44but it doesn't matter what type of knot you do.

26:46The ribbon is slippery, so the knot always slips open.

26:50With every move that I do, the knot just like keeps on sliding more open and more open.

26:55It's definitely not as tight as I would like it to be

26:57and I definitely need a different type of ribbon.

27:00Style-wise, obviously, the ribbon works.

27:03Just like some kind of satin.

27:05It's actually supposed to be worn exactly like this

27:08because in the picture, you can see that it also goes up on the side here.

27:11I need to figure out how to actually wear this without it sliding down the whole time.

27:16It does fit very well though, I have to say.

27:19I'm not even wearing any Boomba and it fits my boobs perfectly.

27:23So I'm very proud that I made the right selection of cup size.

27:27Go me!

27:28It slides down.

27:29I can already feel it.

27:30This thing down here, it's not long enough.

27:33Obviously, this is also a custom piece.

27:36They will always vary a little bit.

27:38If you compare a picture to this, then you can also see the slight differences.

27:43This should be longer.

27:44I don't know why it's so short.

27:46The blue part definitely looks way better in the picture

27:49because it also looks way more translucent.

27:52It looks way more like tulle and here, it really does not look like that at all.

27:56I like the heart in the middle.

27:57Yeah.

27:58Look, you can already see that it's so loose here.

28:00This needs a different way of applying.

28:03I mean, I love the vibe, especially also with the skirt.

28:06It really gives like Sailor Moon, cutesy pastel, cinnamoroll vibe.

28:10I love that.

28:11It's just very hard to wear.

28:12It's hard wear.

28:13I like the idea of it.

28:14It's not really filling me with a lot of joy.

28:18It just looks too flat and wrinkly, I think.

28:20So giving wet plastic bag, especially the blue part.

28:24I just can't unsee it, unfortunately.

28:26Yeah, it's also not making me super happy, as happy as I wanted to.

28:30I wanted to be like unpacking it and like,

28:33It's not giving that.

28:34No, sorry.

28:34This is like art I don't wish, unfortunately.

28:37Like almost.

28:39They gave me a thank you card.

28:41Yeah, but only in comparison to the photo.

28:44If you don't compare to the photo, it's fine.

28:46It's okay.

28:47It's cute.

28:47But the photo really is what makes it look not so good.

28:51It just looks way richer and like it looks more three-dimensional also and like more sculpted.

28:58And this just looks flat and wet.

29:00I also thought from the picture that this is going to be soft.

29:04This makes sense.

29:05It just doesn't look as flowy high-fashion like in the picture.

29:09And I'm really sad to say that because I feel like it is a small business.

29:13I have the thank you card.

29:14The designer apparently really has fun making it.

29:17It's giving a bit of a catfish, if you compare it to the picture.

29:20And obviously I want what's in the picture, you know, it's why I wanted it.

29:25It's still wearable just as long as you don't know the original picture.

29:29I almost wish I hadn't seen it.

29:30Oh, no.

29:32It just looks like it melted.

29:33Not in a good way.

29:34Yeah, not on purpose.

29:37Oh, it is a little three-dimensional.

29:38You know, it's not like coming out.

29:41It's okay to be gay.

29:42Not you having a pep talk with my boobs.

29:44This is very difficult because I don't want to be too nitpicky and too German.

29:51But also you spent $350 on it.

29:53Yeah, I did spend $350 on it.

29:55So you can be.

29:56Yeah.

29:57I thought I saved the best one for last.

30:01Arnar.

30:02Obviously the idea makes sense.

30:04Cinnamoroll with Sailor Moon combined.

30:07It's my world.

30:08I just wish you had ended it.

30:09With my jacket dress?

30:12Yeah, that should have been the last one.

30:14What does Chilli think?

30:18Oh.

30:18Hates it.

30:19I don't have anything else to say about this.

30:21As I said, I don't want to be rude or harsh on the designer

30:24because me and Witzel, we still love the idea of this.

30:27But the execution is just not what we were promised.

30:30I don't know why I dragged you into this as if Vincent ordered this.

30:33That was everything that I am gonna try in this video.

30:36I think overall it was still a very successful video.

30:39I have to say all the tops that Taylor Timiscus had in her video,

30:43they were all very amazing and definitely not too good to be true.

30:47They were true to be good.

30:48Maybe you're gonna see some of the tops in here on my tour.

30:52I think I might actually wear them out.

30:54Maybe I will wear the jacket dress on stage.

30:57It's giving performance.

30:58Prep for the winter days.

31:00Lena on stage.

31:01Love, oh, love.

31:05It's still the only song that I know from her.

31:07But to be fair, she probably also does not know any song of Naomi John, so.

31:12Honestly.

31:12That was this video.

31:13Obviously, this saga will go on and I will still keep trying clothes

31:18that look way too good to be true.

31:19Because some pieces do look too good to be true.

31:22In fact, the one that I am wearing right now.

31:26As for the next few weeks, obviously, I am going on tour.

31:30We're gonna start the tour preparations this week, basically.

31:34And I hope I will be healthy by then.

31:37That's why my video schedule will probably be a little bit off.

31:41Like I can't post a video every week.

31:43Obviously, I will still try my best.

31:45That's just an info for you to have.

31:48There might pop up one video or two videos here and there when you don't expect it.

31:52But don't expect too much, because I will be gone.

31:55You should better come to my tour, then you will see me.

31:57That's a deal, right?

31:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:59I like that too.

32:00Don't forget to follow me on all of my social media, which is Naomi John on Instagram.

32:05Naomi John on TikTok.

32:09And Naomi John on Spotify.

32:13That's exactly how you always did it.

32:15No.

32:16I have the same voice thing that I always put in my videos.

32:19And you always said,

32:20Spotify.

32:21It's just meant to be said like that.

32:23What do you want me to do?

32:24Yeah, I guess.

32:25Spotify.

32:26It's fine.

32:27Thank you guys so much for watching.

32:29And I will see you on tour or in my next video.

32:33But I hope it's on tour.

32:34I really hope you will come.

32:36Turkey!

32:38Let's go, okay?

32:39Where are we going?

32:40Oh, into the toilet?

32:42Okay, let's have a party in the toilet.

32:46Woo-hoo!

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