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00:00Oh my god, I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was this fucking bad
00:05Jesus, yeah, we're in for a treat
00:09Today this just being in my bathroom, babe. It's like that was a real era
00:15Hi guys, it's an emotional welcome to my channel or welcome back to my channel
00:21This is a video that I have been meaning to film. I was actually gonna film it tomorrow in a very peaceful way
00:28I was gonna get ready all day. Take my time cute setup. I was thinking fireplace behind me, you know, like whatever
00:36And updated how to cake your face like a pro then I was just downstairs in the theater sitting with everybody watching the Grammys
00:43Looking like this so pale so gorge and then I get a text Bruno Mars is throwing a party
00:49Do you want to come and I it's so funny because I really in my head like two days ago was like I'm not
00:55Gonna go to a Grammys party. I'm not gonna do it this year. I've done it every year. It's a lot, you know
01:00It's essentially you're getting ready the same you would as if you were attending the fucking Grammys Trevi hit me up and she was like
01:06Let's go. Lady Gaga's gonna be there. Charlie XCX is throwing a party. Let's have a night. Let's go to all the parties
01:11Let's just do it. But it's so funny the way you're like flop era will have you doing that
01:16I'm like everyone's on my grid grammying it up and I'm not I should be why not and so now
01:22Obviously, I have to go from this into the closest possible version of me on my Instagram
01:28Which is already just so difficult
01:31And again, I was gonna film this video tomorrow and just give you guys my everyday makeup routine
01:35But I feel like with the pressure of having to look so good for these Grammys parties
01:39It will be my best my best yet
01:41It might be a little hair and tan and other stuff in here because it really is like let's pull this whole look together
01:46It's 6 32 p.m. Right now. The party starts at 9
01:49Oh, I have so much to say about going out as a sober person
01:53I'll give you guys all my thoughts on that as I get ready
01:55But one good thing about me bailing on that tart trip was that I have this dress
02:00Okay, where can I set you guys?
02:01Hold on my closet looks amazing right now because I evacuated all my stuff and then I obviously had to put it all back in
02:07But it's not all set up yet
02:08One of the nights for the tart trip was like sequined themed and I was like, let me just mog these bitches, right?
02:15You know, I decide to order this retro fat gown it was like $800
02:20I did not need it and then obviously not going on the trip
02:23I was like damn I really have to find some more good to wear this
02:27Let's see if we like it on let me I stepped on it and we lost four beads
02:30But I just need to know how nippy it is, too
02:34Hello. Oh, wow. She's so beautiful. I feel like Bianca sensory
02:39I need to zip it up obviously, but such a beautiful dress now
02:43I just need to do all of the things to become the caliber of bitch to wear this beautiful dress
02:49My tanorexia is at an all-time high. I swear to God I get invited to this party
02:53The first person I attacked is my spray tan guy. I said how fast can you get to my house?
02:58I cannot live like this
03:00Normally, I use Isle of Paradise and I self tan and that was gonna be a part of this video was walking you guys through
03:05That process which I'll do in a future vlog if you want me to but I fear this is too important to leave it to
03:11Myself with the gloves. I don't trust me. I'm gonna take a shower. Let's take a shower
03:15Okay, we showered we shaved when Makoa goes out of town Mako's out of town, by the way
03:20I've been acting like a dog in heat on tik-tok and everyone's like, where's Makoa girl?
03:26You can just tell that I have not gotten dicks
03:29We're turning on the fireplace that is step one to getting ready because for some reason my house is so cold
03:34Don't even get me started on HVAC systems and how much they cost. I'm the color of the wall
03:40I'm the color of the fucking wall Cory's on his way to tan me
03:43He has been religiously tanning me for like two years now, and he is my actual favorite person on planet Earth
03:49I just texted him was like, what are you doing? And he was like nothing watching the Grammys
03:52I was like, can you please crazy because me going out tonight is entirely dependent on my tan
03:57Like if Cory said no and I didn't have a self tanner that could develop in time
04:01I'm not going and then my hair is dirty as but I feel like the dress calls for an updo anyway
04:07So it's kind of good. I haven't done any up do's yet with my k-tips. So I think it's gonna be easier
04:12I'm gonna try to do like a little Pamela up do my bathroom looks amazing right now, by the way
04:18I'm like trying to get rid of makeup. I don't need and it's like girl. Why are you spending money at Sephora?
04:23We have these are all unused products except for that. We have Sephora at home diva
04:28If you can't tell I'm manic and stressed so manic so stressed
04:32I just tried on the underwear that go with the dress and like I have to I tried to shave half of my body
04:37It's like oh my god, like finish the job. I was trying to just go for like a little bikini shave, you know
04:43It's like I'm not getting any house and then I put on the underwear and like you can quite literally see my bush
04:49Barking through them
04:50So now I have to get back in the shower to shave the rest of my bush that I could have just shaved you are
04:55Embarrassing. I also just got invited to Kanye West party
04:59I tweeted about how Beyonce sensory is being held a hostage an hour ago wondering if I should delete
05:08Guy Cory is here and I'm about to look like I went to Bora Bora. I
05:12Don't think I've ever vlogged this process you guys do you want to take off your rings? No
05:18I'm always making Cory like spray around bracelets and thongs and necklaces and just like that
05:24We are bronze and Cory's already packing up. I swear it's been like 10 minutes and you can tell more on my legs
05:29Kind of I just realized I'm gonna be late as 730 and I look like this. I just made a 730 p.m
05:36Iced espresso no cream because we are in a calorie deficit and we are not playing we are not playing especially with this dress
05:42It's just like no no
05:44No
05:44This is like exactly why I can't go out anymore cuz it's like I need a coffee to go out
05:48But then I'm gonna be up until 430 in the morning because of the fucking coffee not up and out either
05:53I can only be out for two hours max without getting crippling anxiety and realizing I hate everyone in LA
05:58I am hoping though that I gather some lore for the podcast tonight
06:02Someone just texted me and was like the person who invited me and they were like, can I invite David Dobrik?
06:06So my original thought was like no, you know, like just no sounds awful. Alyssa Violet trailing behind him like a dog
06:13That was God telling me to shut up. But then I was like, you know what? Hell yeah
06:18Say hi
06:22Last week it was mine. I just left it in if you find it you find it. This is my tripod not actually kidding at all
06:32Are you trying to get a tart deal in my video right now?
06:36Hey Maureen, okay. I think I can't be on the phone because I'll be like, oh, this is leisurely
06:42I'm talking to my girly pop but like it's like you need to be ready in 30 minutes, but I love you
06:48Okay
06:52My sponge is wet and I'm trying to fuck up my fucking tan
06:56There's something so
06:58Alarming about being in a see-through dress like because it's like every ounce of my body
07:02Like I can't fuck up this tan. This tripod situation is actually giving Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's so horrifying
07:07Okay, we just have to get started. We have to be so fast
07:13First things first, I'm starting with the Peter Thomas Roth potency moisturizer. I don't have like one diehard moisturizer
07:20I actually prefer the you guys are balancing on it right now the water bank one
07:24But I've been using this one before my makeup because I feel like the vitamin C brightening, you know, it's brightening the skin
07:30I also feel like even since the last how to kick your face before this
07:34I think I was using milk hydro grip primer, which is just crazy like know your skin type
07:38Like I literally have dry skin and I'm using this primer for oily skin
07:42I think as I've gotten older and just learned more about doing my makeup and stuff
07:46Oh, no as I blend this spray tan everywhere. Oh, no. Oh, no
07:50Scratch whatever I was about to say
07:52Honestly, if you're coming to this video to learn anything though
07:55Like that's on you as I used to be very much
07:57Focused on primer and I think that I realized with how dry my skin is. I don't need primer. It doesn't matter
08:02I'm gonna use one today
08:04I just stopped caring about primer so much and more started caring about my base being moisturized and hydrated
08:10I'm gonna use the Caudalie vino perfect under eye cream. I do like this little applicator though
08:15I'm really in my skincare era actually taking off my makeup at night
08:19like it's so funny whenever you see people saying like what they wish they could tell their older selves like people always say wear
08:24sunscreen and apply
08:25moisturizer and then you see that in your 20s and you still ignore it and you go to the club all night in your makeup
08:30and then you come home and you sleep in it and you don't give a saying that if I could go back and tell my
08:3520 year old self to use moisturizer is the most important thing to tell her is crazy like girl
08:40Maybe don't date Lil Xan and then you wake up one day and there's a new increase under your eye
08:45There's a new
08:46increase that you've never had before a brand new little fold like an envelope and it's like
08:52Oh bring out the retinol. So then normally my next step would be bronzing drops. I really like the makeup by Mario bronzing drops
08:59I'm not gonna do that because Corey did kind of spray me to the color. I was trying to achieve
09:03I don't think we need to be any darker. So now I'm gonna use the Emco instant glow flash primer
09:08I really like this stuff. I think it's a dupe for Miss Tilbury
09:12And again, I don't really give a fuck about this
09:14Like I don't necessarily think this is like a vital step, but I do think I'm gonna be photographed a lot tonight. So maybe
09:20Maybe we'll see if the do is gonna be in the room with us. It has a little shimmer. Okay
09:25This is where like bitches would have like a fan or something
09:28but also bitches would have on like a floral bralette right now, you know, it's like
09:32Makeup I Mario's to real skin foundation in 13w
09:35This is what I use when I'm tanned and now I'm gonna take this and I don't put it all over my face
09:40I put it on the places kind of where you put contour like almost like think the out
09:48The outsides of my face like just like like the 3c situation
09:53I also end up carrying this down my neck and honestly all the way to my nipples, but
10:02I
10:03Should call him. Don't forget the ears never forget
10:06There was an episode of the cancelled podcast where I got absolutely
10:09Annihilated in the comments because my ears were actually 15 different shades and none of them were the shade that my face was now
10:16I'm going to take my
10:18Now I'm going to take
10:21Now I'm gonna take my NARS light reflecting foundation in Punjab the Mario foundation
10:26I feel like is a little less coverage and like comes off easier is like the best way to explain it
10:32Like it's just not as heavy of a foundation, which is really nice
10:35But I like this one for all of the light areas of my face a just because the two shades
10:40Immediately kind of give you some dimension but be it stays on much longer
10:44It's a little more full coverage because I'm using two different shades of foundation
10:47My face is already like kind of contoured and like more multi-dimensional less peanut butter, baby
10:53I'm also, you know another way that I'm so happy. I've grown up is like right now
10:57I'm doing my classic everyday makeup look and I feel like in years of the past
11:01I would love to be like, oh
11:02I'm gonna wait to try a brand new makeup look for this Grammys after party and then I would be at a Grammys after
11:08Party with like red eyeshadow and glitter granted. I was dating Bella Thorne
11:12So I like it, you know, it makes sense, but we are just doing the classic glam tonight now
11:16We're gonna use the NARS concealer in creme brulee some days
11:20I use shape tape and some days I use this but I just feel like this
11:24Photographs flawlessly and like the NARS foundation with the NARS concealer like the formulas being the same also
11:30Especially when there's a Getty image in play, you know
11:33And I can only facetune it a little bit because people are gonna go check the real image versus what I post even though
11:38I love shape tape. I think I will always do like the triangle up method
11:42I see the clean girlies on tik-tok doing one dot here and one dot here
11:46But like a bitch is too tired for that and then I have a cluster of zits their friend
11:51They're like a clicky mean girl lunch table next step new step. I'm really into it milk this thing
11:58Okay, as you can see the top of mine is disgusting. But this little this little jelly bitch this little jelly blush
12:03I just want to eat it. I love it so much
12:06So I'm gonna end up layering powder blush on top of this
12:09But I like to put this on and then set it and especially on natural days, too
12:14Even if I don't set it with powder blush, it's like it's giving glow from within
12:17It's giving like these are my cheeks like I'm flushed like you don't know what I've been doing
12:21You know, I was just in the Sun all day like blend that in it. That's just a nice
12:26That's a nice start for a blush journey that we're gonna go on Laura Mercier setting powder. Some things do never change
12:34Okay, I'm just going to bake my under eye. I'm going to bake on my nose
12:39I wipe my nose like a thousand times a night and then by the end of the night
12:43I have no makeup on my nose and it's like I'm not even in my cocoa era yet
12:47I still end up looking like that, you know, so we know this step. We love this step
12:52This arguably is the step that takes me the longest
12:55I have had this brush for over 10 years now and I still use it every day and look at it
13:00Like it is like it is so beat and disgusting. Holy fuck
13:04There's something about the bristles giving like burnt
13:08Toothbrush that like I swear applies my bronzer better and that's mental illness
13:12And that's why Alex Earl makes the big bucks and I don't I just saw her on tik-tok
13:17She was doing this 24-hour party. It's so crazy in Miami at that
13:23I was just watching and I was like first of all
13:25I can't believe that I just used to do this like and not even make it a thing like it would just be like
13:29Yes, I'm gonna go to the club all night in Miami wherever and I'm gonna go to another club far past sunrise
13:35Five afters I'm gonna venture to say no one can do a 24-hour party without uppers and maybe maybe they are
13:43Like I'm not I'm not accusing anyone
13:45I can see the snapchat article now and it's like a beautiful photo of Alex Earl and it's me looking like this
13:50I'm not accusing them, but I'm just like there's no fucking way if they actually did do a 24-hour party without a bag of yay
13:58Hated yay. I hated saying yay by 7 a.m. After 13 shots. You're your face down unless you're snorting something
14:06I've okay. See and this is me projecting because it's like maybe that's just the life I've lived, you know with that being said
14:12It's so crazy the other night. I went to a birthday party. I got there. I'm so sober. I love being sober
14:18I really wouldn't change it for the world. Even when I got home
14:20I was really like now we're using this little brush to do some nose contour
14:23So it was Friday night and I was like, I'm so excited for Saturday
14:26like I'm so excited to have a whole day and like and normally I would like have been out all night like I got
14:31Home at like 1 a.m. I would have been out till 5 a.m
14:34We were talking about that last night too weirdly at dinner how alcohol gives me like a second and a third and a fourth wind
14:40I think that if alcohol put me to sleep like if I took 10 shots and then wanted to pass out
14:45I'd probably still drink it's the fact that I take 10 shots and I'm like, let's go to Tokyo right now
14:50Just an insane person but even at the party, it's not that I mind being there sober
14:55It can be difficult when like socializing with drunk people and whatnot
14:59And I just like I also can't believe I used to do that four days a week every single day
15:04I'm looking for love in those places like just oh my god
15:08and I would truly like wake up the next day and like soil the day and like be so
15:13Excited to do it again branch of the parties in LA used to be so fun
15:16I've already been on that tangent you guys already know
15:18I just think it's a different space like even now I'm like pissed knowing this is gonna like ruin my week a little but it's
15:24Like I should be excited. Grammy is LA. This is why I moved here
15:27let's go network and I'm happy to have Trevi in it because it is just nice to have someone who is like as
15:32Level-headed as I am while being out and like seeing people do crazy
15:36And then I'm just gonna keep applying more to random places. There's like really I'm not good at contour
15:41You guys know that like I can't cream contour to save my life
15:44I really just apply bronzer everywhere until I'm happy and then now to blend this all out like a true
15:50Psychopath take a big brush. This is Brooks and I'm never giving it back. Sorry Brookie
15:55I love it so much such a good brush and I just put it everywhere which is like really crazy
16:00I'm gonna take this makeup forever banana powder. It looks like this
16:03I love this product
16:05But let me tell you something the only reason I ever bought it is because I got so addicted to Dragon Beauty's
16:10Yellow and pink powders that come in that palette and I don't think she makes them anymore
16:14So I ended up buying this because it was like the closest product I can find
16:17But like when I tell you like I will single-handedly fund for Nikita dragon to bring those fucking heart powders back
16:24I mean it
16:24So then I just kind of like stamp my brush where I want my contour to stop again
16:30Cuz I'm so bad at contouring like just fix all my mistakes. Like it's a very blurring smoothing powder
16:37Look at that is like you are asking for like asbestos like oh my god put this tart blush on top
16:44It is a cream
16:45But I think that that's good because it'll kind of give me like a glow on top of all of this powder on my face
16:51I didn't wear blush for like the first five renditions of this video now
16:55I love blush, but I do like it like right under my eye
16:57Like I think it just brings my cheekbones up makes my 40 year old face look so youthful
17:03Okay, I want to talk to Patrick top personally or Patrick star Patrick star. I
17:08Refuse to stop buying a setting spray, there's probably like nine quite literally
17:12This is just what's in reaching distance
17:14But every single one ends up being faulty about halfway through like the nozzle stops spraying or there's like still a bottle of product
17:23But nothing is coming out or like you have to turn it upside down and like shake it out and it's like
17:27But I never want it to not be aerosol because the aerosol is what like makes it
17:32Amazing. See I have to shake it like this for it to come out. It's like hello. My arm is tired
17:36oh, it's like fake running out, but like
17:39I'll be just full
17:44And I like won't even buy the big size because half the time the big one the nozzle ends up breaking or something and then
17:49I have a whole thing of product and then the fuck
17:52Now we're filling in the brows. This is benefit goof proof brow pencil. I live breathe and die by this
17:58Does anybody else have the smack pack of ADHD?
18:01We're just nothing
18:02Has a cap like it's like I swear to God
18:04I take the cap off of things and like chuck them off a balcony like nothing but mascara like my little peanut brain nose
18:11Mascara needs its cap. Also, does anybody else out there have eyebrow alopecia? Okay, I'm making that up
18:18That's not the name of what I have
18:19But like my eyebrow hairs fall out so frequently and all I get a little slit or like have a gap here
18:24Like I'll get a zip there and then all the hairs will fall out
18:27Just let me know that anybody else has that problem and if so what I have because I banned myself from
18:32Webmd searching things cuz I stay up till 3 a.m. Convinced. I have cancer. So, all right
18:37I'm gonna fill these in and I will come back to you guys. I'm shade 3, by the way
18:42It's such a beauty guru the brows. I swear to God. They don't even know each other
18:48Okay, fuck all that fucking sisters twins cousin shit. Like they've never met they are meeting for the first time right now
18:55My eyebrows are acquaintances if that what's a girl with eyebrow alopecia to do? Yeah, you know what? It's so funny
19:02I'm always on a seesaw of I'm so gorgeous. I'm so perfect. I miss America and like I'm a gremlin
19:08I'm an oaf I should kill myself and there's no in-between. You know, I made her too chunky. Whatever work. We're done with the brows
19:16Y'all want to talk about Tana con being a scam just kidding. I actually love you Patrick. I'm sorry now
19:21We are moving on to the eyes. Actually. I have a bone to pick with the other Patrick
19:27This is my favorite eyeshadow palette on literal planet earth. It is the Patrick Ta major dimension 3 palette
19:33I don't know why I had to do that when I said 3 it's like everyone knows what 3 is
19:38Look at that and it has this little door with these little pockets on the side
19:42Look at that and it has this little door with these little creams that I use on my waterline and like for a wing cool
19:48Tone warm tone all matte. I used to love the makeup by Mario one and I still do it's like smaller and similar
19:54But this shade range the pigmentation
19:57No one has ever done it like this the two creams like it is the best matte eyeshadow palette on the market
20:03I should have gotten paid for that. Well, actually I'm about to bash him, but it breaks all the time
20:07How embarrassing I have to travel with this inside of two fuzzy socks
20:12Like I put it in a fuzzy sock and then I put another fuzzy sock because they break pink leopard
20:16It really takes away from the glamour of the beautiful palette itself like the shades. They don't want to live there
20:21They want to live on the floor broken
20:23now the way I do my eyeshadow is actually the behavior of someone in a home like it is like
20:31I don't even want to call it a technique. I was gonna say the technique I use but
20:35It's not a technique and I did this every single day on tour I do this every single day
20:39This is truly how I do my eyeshadow. Where is it?
20:42I take a little pencil girly second to last darkest warm shade
20:47I actually think a cool toned eye would look better with this. But for some reason that takes me longer. So now I
20:54Swear to God, let me actually zoom in because you're truly gonna be you're gonna click out of the video
20:58It is appalling like I'm so well aware of it
21:05Not get it like that's perfect like that's truly like no no
21:11Uh-huh, I'm not even being sarcastic like truly this is what I'm going for
21:14I make a big harsh line where I would want my little
21:18Creasy to be in my dream world if I went to the ID hospital in Korea now
21:23I'm going to take a gorgeous little blending brush just gonna you know
21:27I've always had trouble with eyeshadow like I find it really hard
21:31So I feel like whenever I want to do a certain type of look I have to like figure out how to do it for
21:36Dummies now
21:36I'm going to take the second to lightest shade in this palette and I'm just gonna like fill all of the absence in my
21:44crease
21:47Now I'm going to do the same two things back-to-back like three times then I'm gonna blend it out and then eventually
21:53We will have the desired crease of our dreams
21:58It's a little darker than I wanted in my dream every day how to kick your face like a pro world
22:02This is one shade lighter, but I got carried away. I got excited the drama the glamor
22:08So now I'm just gonna take the same dark shade that I originally like went in my crease with acting like a buffoon
22:15And I'm gonna put it with a giant brush like it's like oh my god, so wrong on my lower lash line
22:20I guess we're just letting it out tonight Jesus Christ. It's not it's not as dark as it looks on camera actually yes, it is
22:27I am going to take this
22:30Flat brush and I'm going to go into this what bright hello, I'm gonna go into this bright matte white
22:37Morphe setting spray. I just like to spray this so it's like as pigmented as possible and kind of doesn't have fallout everywhere
22:44Cuz I only want it to go like where I want it to go. I just got that on my leg
22:51And now I like kind of just fake a little crease cut
22:55I keep looking at it in the mirror, and I'm like oh my god. I'm literally Manny MUA
22:59I'm so gorgeous, and then I look at it in the viewfinder, and I'm like
23:03Only Helen Keller would like this glam. Okay, that is correct, okay now
23:08I'm going to do a liquid black wing but to be honest with you
23:12I'm running so late, and I don't feel like anyone needs winged liner advice for me
23:16I decided to film it because if this goes wrong. It's going to induce the crash out of a
23:22Century I pull on my eye. I don't care
23:24You know that's like jail time, but all the more motivating for me to get that Lindsay Lohan special one day
23:31See what I mean like it's a hard watch
23:34But I'm gonna smoke it out, so I never really care if it's perfect
23:37And they're never the same when I'm snotting off my makeup, so get you a girl who snots off her foundation
23:43I'm gonna come back to you when these are done. I do have like a little inner corner wing as well
23:47I was just talking to the camera for five minutes, and it wasn't even recording
23:52Okay, I'm late no more games, but seriously big Katy Perry stand these days all right
23:57I'm taking the black shadow, and I'm just tracing over the wing I did thank God a smoky wing looks good on me
24:03I don't even do it because it looks good. I have no choice
24:05I just do this to like fix all the little mistakes that I make with my shaky hand while doing the wing so long as
24:11I'm alive. I will never be able to do a perfect liquid wing now. I'm gonna take this one-sized black
24:17I've actually never used this if anybody has a recommendation for a black waterline eyeliner that does not move
24:23I will quite literally suck you off
24:25I have the wateriest eyes ever and my black eyeliner always ends up like all right here
24:31I'm sure you've seen it on every podcast. I've ever been on ever so gorge though. I love a black waterline. She's smoky
24:37She's sultry ooh. I even take the precautions like I'm setting the black with black powder which feels
24:44Awesome in your eyes by the way, and then now I'm gonna take one of these little bit is
24:50And just set right there, and then the fumes of the alcohol get in your eyes, so that's also really awesome
24:56My lashes have actually been growing so much
24:59I know no one asked about my lash journey, but I've been using grande lash
25:02I know for some people it like makes them quite literally like lose an eye so like don't necessarily listen to me
25:09I know there are a lot of like side effects to it
25:11But y'all know I'm the type of should just ignore side effects and do my thing and it has been working honestly super well and castor
25:18Oil I've been doing all the things you won't be seeing that today cuz I am just gonna put a lash on but I'll show
25:22You in an upcoming vlog also never tried this mascara. I don't know why I'm trying it right now
25:26Okay, YSL normally when I actually am wanting to care about the length of my lashes
25:30I use the Too Faced better than sex
25:32It really is like almost as good as sex and then sometimes my lash curler just takes off my fucking liquid eyeliner
25:42Hello
25:46L'Oreal
25:48Voluminous original for the lower lashes forever
25:50This is truly the best lower lash mascara on planet Earth every time I use anything else
25:56I hate it and it's so clumpy in comparison. All right
25:58We just need a lash and then we're gonna be so gorgeous and a lip actually
26:02I have yet to meet Lily Ghalichi herself the founder and creator of Lily lash
26:07But let me tell you something when I meet that woman
26:09I am going to kiss her on the fucking mouth Lily Ghalichi
26:14Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize half of these I quite literally bought like I love Lily lashes so much
26:21I was wearing Lily lash Miami forever and ever and ever and then I just kind of
26:26Got older and I was realizing I had a bit of lash blindness not that Miami's aren't a great lash
26:31But like like right now they would be acceptable for like going out
26:34But I was wearing them every day and it's like my lashes were entering the room like a couple minutes before me
26:39But then they made the everyday Miami the greatest strip lash honest to God confident
26:45I will never ever ever find a better strip lash changed my life
26:48So I'm gonna trim that then my lash glues never have a lid. It's like I don't want it to explode
26:52I always do this technique
26:54I've been doing it forever because I've oily eyelids and dry skin because God really just loves to give me a
26:59Combination smack pack I stamp the lash on my eye like that putting a bunch of glue down and then I let both this
27:07Glue and the glue on the band get tacky and then they like magnetized together
27:11It is truly the technique for having lashes on for like 24 hours back in my 24 hour party day
27:17This was my go-to now while that dries. I am on the quest for a new lip liner, right?
27:24You already know all the makeup talk drama
27:27I still think it's the best product known to man like best lip liner shade
27:32But I'm at the point where it's like I I have to make money too, right?
27:36Okay, I either want to make my own lip liner shade or maybe find a good partnership
27:40I actually have like all of these random ones to try
27:44Maybe I'll make a little tick-tock series out of that because I am looking for a dream shade and a dream business partner
27:51That's not happening tonight
27:52I have to be out the door in 20 minutes and I still love this shit
27:54Even though does not want to cut me any more of a check than they already have I was about to say but don't go
28:00Buy this in protest, but like that's too far. It's a great shade. I'm just I'm butthurt
28:04Okay, and I have been really loving two things actually cluster underneath lashes
28:09Which I want to talk about in a video soon and the statue beauty lip stains the thing with these though
28:14Is that I don't love the applicator and yes, I could just take a little makeup brush and be like a real beauty guru
28:20But that's not happening. So like on a night like tonight
28:22I don't trust myself to apply the stain well enough and honestly
28:27I do wish makeup talk was one shade darker because when I get tan and tan
28:31I'm actually gonna add like a darker liner with this. Maybe we'll try a new one right now
28:37I'm so sorry
28:38That is the most stunning and gorgeous lash money can buy changes the whole face
28:43Changes the whole glam really gives us this
28:48This is a Carly Bible lip liner super dark brown I might regret this in like four seconds, but
28:54No, actually, I'm into that. I use a different one every single day. Like I do not have a diehard
28:59I love the summer Fridays. I love Linnaeus. I have to face lip injection, but I think my lips look pretty injected
29:05I'm gonna use this makeup by Mario super shine lip gloss
29:08I do not like the applicator of this very much giving dough foot
29:12But just not in a way I like the face is caked like a pro
29:16This is the final answer and my lighting in my bathroom is a little tongue tatious
29:20But that is how I kick my face like a pro we have to do my hair and I think while I have you guys here
29:25I'm just gonna do my hair on camera because this is gonna be a journey to say the least
29:29Actually, I'm not gonna do my hair on camera. I'm gonna go for a little Pamela updo
29:34I'm gonna get the curling iron out and I'm gonna try to have just my little front pieces down
29:38But as you can see the state of my hair is truly concerning. Oh, that's awesome
29:43Tana Mongeau X Jeff's Barbershop
29:46All up in my roots because my hair is quite frankly
29:50Disgusting and it smells so good
29:52I've been having people tweet me lately asking me to make this a perfume and honestly, I should it smells so good
29:57I made the set like the perfect light rose just because you never want your dry shampoo to be something that doesn't smell good like with
30:04your perfume, you know, I
30:07Know it the maker of Cartier did not ever imagine their bracelets to be put on like that
30:12Look at my new little nail though. I'm gonna go for a Pamela up to you
30:15And if we can't do it, we're gonna come back with curls
30:18The updo has been done
30:20I'm gonna like push it up a little bit more like tease this part
30:23So it goes up a little more but we've got the updo on but we need to have a little moment for the dress
30:29It is so funny
30:30I put this dress on earlier with no makeup on and stuff and looked in the mirror and I was like, oh my I don't
30:34deserve it and now
30:39This dress is also a little big on me, but oh my god, I love it
30:44The back is so gorgeous
30:46I'm actually I've never been so obsessed with the dress in my entire life
30:50It's about this asleep, but I can't make decisions by myself. I guess it a white shoe. I guess I have a stylist
30:56It's like called Justine Tana
30:57I'm gonna try on some different shoes
30:59But the face is caked like a pro the hair is done
31:02Almost once I push it up and I love this dress so much. The dress is retrofit for anybody wondering
31:07I need to throw in an earring
31:08I was kind of thinking too I might vlog tonight just cuz Trevi and I now want to go to like Charlie
31:13XCX's party there might be some drama
31:15So I don't think this video is gonna end here
31:17But let me figure out my accessories how to make this nipple cover stop popping out and what shoes I'm gonna wear
31:23Okay, wait, I actually forgot a very important detail Patrick taught body glow little collarbone
31:29I did just get a self tan Isabella and it is going to get up a little bit
31:33But we're serving cut my perfume of choice is Louis Vuitton. I should
31:37Yes, I don't want to take my tan off Sabrina Carpenter's armpits tonight at the Grammy or it was a hello
31:48The whites ready, I'm gonna fix it my armpits honestly have a whole makeup routine
31:52Okay, we are on our way. The diamonds are dancing. Trevi looks so hot. Wait, what is it the chicken grease on my camera?
31:59Oh
31:59Hello
32:00We're on our way to this party and we just got Intel that they're like locking everyone's phones up at the fucking front and it's
32:05So crazy because like I know they quite literally make that rule because of bitches like me
32:12Oh Tana Mongeau can come lock her phone
32:15Like that's probably the only reason I caught the invite for the only reason I'm like allowed in this party is because they're locking phones
32:20I just feel like after the whole baby oil thing
32:22Like we don't need to be locking people's phones up a little scary for sure. So I might be in there for 10 minutes
32:28I'm honestly just going for paparazzi photos there. I said it just so honest
32:32I'm already trying to convince Trevi to leave in 45 minutes and have a sleepover
32:38That's how long I should be out that's smart
32:40I was just actually just curious but I love that like two and a half hours from like actual little fucking gremlin
32:47Right. No in facetime. We were like 17 different skin tones
32:51I don't think you look like a man. Thanks. Okay, we'll be there soon. Okay guys, we're no Mars quite literally
32:58Doesn't happen to me, you know, they personally took it on me called me a tranny
33:04And then blocked my phone, okay, I'm kidding actually no and we honestly I'm a Bruno Mars Stan
33:09He was like playing the bongos and it was really honestly fun
33:12I saw a lot of people I know and love and you said a lot of people you didn't love
33:15Yeah, walking her like a dog. We honestly had a great night. It was really really cute
33:20You know, occasionally I don't mind a party sober and the looks laid one thing
33:24I love about being sober is the makeup is still intact and not horrifying
33:29like I just saw an old photo of me after a night out and it's like you needed to go four hours ago and you
33:33Needed setting spray like touching your face when you drink. You're always like no, I'm good
33:38You're always just like but you would like eat or drink something you'd be like
33:42Guys, I hope you enjoyed this video and I hope you enjoyed getting ready with me for a night out a Grammy's night out
33:48I sober girls can do it too. I'm on my way home and I'm gonna face a joint and text my boyfriend
33:53I'm gonna make Trevi sleepover cuz we're passing my house, by the way right now. I'm going to yeah. Thank you for watching
34:00another video
34:07Okay, I felt like that was a really improper intro I was having
34:12I was having such a bad panic attack in the car because I saw this tick-tock about a girl getting trafficked in her uber
34:20Oh, this is a real photo of me
34:23She's looking at me
34:26And she's rolling down the window, you know, like when you have the window rolled on it's like
34:30And I'm like having a panic attack
34:32She's like cannot speak words to me and then she explains to me that when we get home after a third
34:37Well, I couldn't say in the car
34:39Hey, I think the driver's gonna kill us, but I keep seeing these fucking tick-tocks of people actually getting
34:45Trafficked cuz the uber driver opens up the middle compartment and there's like gas in it
34:51No, I get it. No. No, I mean, I wish I never saw the video
34:55I sort of about the second I finished the video. My very first thought was I wish I never saw this video
34:59I have such bad uber anxiety and I hate being a woman. I hate it. Oh my god
35:05I like actually have the worst fucking panic attacks in ubers because I do not trust random men
35:09But it's like how do you get around you drive?
35:11I need to learn and then I have to have the windows down. It doesn't matter. It's 50 degrees
35:16I have to feel like I can have a way out and so then Trevi had to suffer through my way out
35:20My hair is also like hard and gross and I'm gonna Frankie Jonas t-shirt
35:23But this is my truth the makeup stayed on so well, including the eyeliner that we tried. We love her
35:28Thank you guys for tuning in to another video
35:30Let alone the 10th how to cake your face like a pro me and my girl here still going strong
35:40Might have to relapse after that panic attack in the car. I'm not even kidding
35:43Thank you guys for sticking with me. The glam is still on at 2 a.m. Trevi got me to stay out till 2 a.m
35:48We love you guys so much, and I will talk to you in the next video. Bye