Hannah Berner isn't ruling out returning to Summer House. The "Giggly Squad" podcaster, 33, opened up about the possibility of gracing the Bravo small screen with husband Des Bishop again while chatting exclusively with Parade for her partnership with Lactaid on behalf of the "Dairy Baddies" community.
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00:00Hanna, I would love to know if you could show us the sexiest way to pop a lactaid.
00:09Honestly, I think you throw it up. You throw it up, and then you all chase it.
00:14Like when you're at a restaurant, you go, lactaid up in there, and then you go...
00:18And then if you get it, you go...
00:19Wait, I feel like I was that commercial in the Super Bowl that everyone hated.
00:23Cut. Cut that.
00:25The tongue.
00:26The tongue.
00:27Not the tongue.
00:29Dude, that's how you eat a lactaid.
00:31No, but my friend will always take out the lactaid pill before we eat.
00:34She's like, you ready for a crazy night?
00:36And I'm like, the night's about to get so much better.
00:38Ooh.
00:39Can you name any celebrities who you believe use lactaid?
00:43Oh my God.
00:45I feel like Aubrey Plaza would.
00:47It's bonks.
00:48100%.
00:49You know, I think Mindy Kaling does.
00:50Can I? Is there any left? It doesn't matter.
00:52I was thinking Amy Schumer.
00:53Amy Schumer for sure.
00:55It's good. It's like really good.
00:58Wait, every hilarious woman uses lactaid.
01:01Wait, is every funny woman lactose intolerant?
01:04The trauma of stomach aches makes you funny.
01:07A lady fart.
01:08Okay.
01:09Do you have a good pooping your pants story?
01:12Yes. Yes.
01:14I've been waiting to tell this story.
01:16I pooped myself in a bodega in yoga pants, which should be illegal.
01:22But it did stay.
01:25Which is a best case scenario.
01:27I threw out the underwear in the bodega.
01:30And that's called being a New Yorker at heart.
01:32If you haven't pooped yourself in a bodega, go back to Michigan.
01:36And does Des appreciate that you use lactaid?
01:39Does it help you in your marriage?
01:41It saved our marriage.
01:43It saved our—he literally said that to me as I left to come here.
01:47He goes, tell them it saved our marriage.
01:48And I said, yes.
01:49So anyone who's struggling in their marriage, lactaid will solve all of your problems.
01:54You're f***ing insane!
01:58What?
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02Lactaid has solved everything for us.
02:05It's keeping it sexy.
02:06I need to know how you tricked Paige into talking about tummy problems with you today.
02:10Because I can tell that she probably was not down.
02:13I do just say, if you—we have a long friendship.
02:16I feel like Paige has become more like me, and I've become more like her throughout.
02:21She would have never talked about this, where now she'll bring up farting and pooping on the pod.
02:27Okay, so back to you s***ing in a bodega.
02:30Daphne poops on her bed every day, as far as I'm concerned.
02:32Daphne needs lactaid.
02:34I didn't want to bring it up, and I don't know if they have cat lactaid.
02:37I'm going to talk to some people here.
02:39But Daphne may be the next face of lactaid.
02:42That would be an iconic campaign.
02:45So you and Paige, obviously you've been friends for so many years, just like you said.
02:48And you kind of had to navigate that tricky time when you were leaving Summer House.
02:52Hannah, I missed you all f***ing summer.
02:55I know, like, Paige, I f***ing love you.
02:58Was that awkward? Like, how did you guys decide you were going to maintain your friendship, you were going to keep things normal?
03:02Like, how did you do it?
03:03I think Giggly Squad is so strong because, like, we didn't—nothing contractually obligated us to stay together.
03:10It was a decision of two people who were like, we really love our friendship.
03:14And also we actually felt like there was so much stuff left on the cutting room floor of Bravo that, like, we thought people wanted to see for a real friendship.
03:22And we put that into Giggly Squad.
03:24So it was our kind of, like, I feel like we rose like a phoenix from, like, sometimes reality TV doesn't want girls to be friends.
03:33So we kind of, like, were able to push through that and create what we created now,
03:37which we never thought we'd be able to have a campaign with lactaid here today.
03:41But dreams come true.
03:43And as a huge Summer House fan, can we ever expect to see you on the show?
03:47And would Des ever come? We would love if Des came too.
03:52I feel like if—I'm not sure.
03:56Things would have to, like, make sense for us because, you know, we'd want to keep it real.
04:01But again, you know, I'm married and I nap a lot.
04:06I eat lactaid, I nap, and that's what I do.
04:09People want to watch it. We'll talk. We'll talk.
04:12Switching gears a little bit, we've got Single Page.
04:14I want to know which A-list celeb we should pair her up with.
04:17Oh my god.
04:18I don't—I think she should maybe take a break from famous people and date and maybe try, like, a guy at the bodega.
04:26Ooh, not a guy at the bodega.
04:28Someone you just run into. You never know.
04:30Yeah, but, like, speaking strictly based on attractiveness.
04:33Like, think of the children, who—not based on personality literally at all.
04:37Can I say something?
04:38Can I say something?
04:39So there's a theory that if two people are too good-looking, their kids will be ugly.
04:43So I told her, I think genetically you shouldn't go for, like, a pretty-looking guy.
04:49I think also Page, like, should just be the pretty one in the relationship.
04:53Like, that's why me and her flow so well.
04:55You're pretty too, Hannah.
04:57I like to be the ugly one in my relationship and Page likes to be the pretty one.
05:02Maybe we find her, like, a billionaire. That'll do.
05:06Or, honestly, Page doesn't really need money right now.
05:09Except Daphne does like to live a wealthy life, I do have to say.
05:15What is you and Page's, like, ideal hangout day?
05:18Oh my god.
05:19When we're on the road, she doesn't trust me with literally anything except finding a brunch spot.
05:26So we will get a brunch spot and we'll gossip.
05:29And sometimes we're so out of gossip because we spend every day together that we're just repeating old gossip.
05:34We're pretending something she told me I heard from someone else.
05:37Just trying to gossip with Grace. Grace is there to hold us down.
05:42And then we take a nap and then we go and we, like, do Giggly Squad, which is our favorite thing to do.
05:48Well, that's beautiful. That sounds like a great day. I want to come.
05:53Do you have, like, a most awkward fan interaction?
05:56Oh my god.
05:57I bet you do.
05:58I feel like there's so many awkward fan interactions because, well, once on the subway I was walking
06:04and someone, like, screamed and I thought she was getting robbed, but she was just excited to see me.
06:10And I was like, oh my god, I thought you were in danger.
06:13And she was like, no, I really like your podcast.
06:15And I was like, I'm scared. Are you scared? And she's like, no.
06:18So sometimes, like, I feel like I can be awkward because, like, I don't know what's going on all the time because I'm, like, spaced out.
06:25I remember once a Giggler just walked by me and slapped my ass and kept walking.
06:28But, like, it was perfect. Like, I was like, that's Giggly Squad.
06:34That is Giggly Squad.
06:37What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you this week?
06:40Oh my god, this week?
06:41Or, like, this month. We can go, like, this year. Let's go this year.
06:44I was going to say, I can talk today. I can talk today.
06:46Oh, well, we went to the Michael Kors show this morning.
06:50And I saw Rachel Zegler, who I met previously and heard she listens to Giggly Squad.
06:56So I saw her and I just yelled. I just go, hi, Rachel!
06:59And Paige didn't know that I met her before and was like, Hannah, you can't just yell people's names at a fashion show.
07:05And I was like, no, I know her.
07:07And Paige just, like, couldn't stop laughing because it seemed like I just barked at Rachel Zegler out of nowhere, which I kind of did.
07:13But she was like, hi, I love you. Love the pod.
07:16It's beautiful.
07:17That's a beautiful story.
07:18So I embarrassed Paige.
07:19I mean, that's like, that's your daily, that's your other religion is embarrassing Paige.
07:22Yeah, first she's embarrassed, then she laughs. And that's, it's a cycle.
07:26So you had your amazing comedy special recently on Netflix. So fun to watch.
07:31Was there a joke or maybe a topic that didn't make it in that you wish had made it into the show?
07:36You know, I actually had a lot of stuff about cats and astrology that was taken out.
07:41Because I have like 15 minutes just about cats.
07:44And we decided maybe, we just were like, we'll work it into the next hour maybe.
07:49But this next hour I'm working on is, it's a little more personal.
07:53Like I'm talking more about like tennis and like relationships and my family.
07:56So I'm excited for like new material.
07:59If you name a Disney prince in the front, you can yell it out and I'll tell you why he's the worst.
08:04Prince Eric won't f*** a fish.
08:06So obviously you also have your book coming out, How to Giggle.
08:10So we were hoping you could show us how you giggle in different scenarios.
08:14Your best girly giggle.
08:20I'm not taking up space.
08:22Your best manly giggle.
08:26Your best rich giggle.
08:31And your best awkward giggle.
08:33Haha.
08:38Thank you so much for teaching us how to giggle.
08:41Very last question.
08:43How many farts has lactate stopped you from having?
08:46The limit does not exist.
08:48Let me see low hand.