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Keep Driving is a management RPG about slowly making your way through a procedurally generated pixel art open world. Pick up hitchhikers with their own personalities and stories; upgrade, customize and repair your car. Solve challenges on the road using a unique turn-based 'combat' system, using your own skills and whatever's lying around in the glovebox to make it through.
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Call Me Kevin
Being a terrible person in a randomly generated road trip game
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Keep Driving is a management RPG about slowly making your way through a procedurally generated pixel art open world. Pick up hitchhikers with their own personalities and stories; upgrade, customize and repair your car. Solve challenges on the road using a unique turn-based 'combat' system, using your own skills and whatever's lying around in the glovebox to make it through.
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Call Me Kevin
Being a terrible person in a randomly generated road trip game
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00:00Hey there friends, how's it going? I found a neat little game on Steam. It's called Keep Driving,
00:04and it's a procedurally generated random encounter RPG driving thing. I don't know,
00:10it allowed me to pick up some hitchhikers and leave them on the side of the road in dire
00:14circumstances. I didn't know what to expect from this game, how far it'll let you push it,
00:20and it surprised me. Like, I didn't go into this thinking I could kidnap a child,
00:24but then I did. And I love that. Like, the options, not particularly that specific thing,
00:30that would be weird. I don't want to spoil anymore, so let me introduce you to our
00:35addict-ridden, alcoholic, in-and-out-of-jail, rebel-without-a-cause, leech, kidnapper,
00:44idiot, protagonist. It's not me, it's Jimbo Jones. Damn it, I can't fit my full name of
00:50Jimbo Jones the fourth in. Relationship with your parents very bad. A good relationship with
00:56your parents will help you in a picture- I meant very good is what I meant to say. What are you
01:00bringing with you? I'll go with guitar and beer. That's how I'm gonna lose my license.
01:05And what car do I want? I don't know anything about cars. Give me this one.
01:10I'm gonna load up the trunk and I'm getting out of here. Why am I bringing an electric guitar?
01:15Oh, wrong way. Okay, this way. All right, let's go. See you later, mom. See you later, dad. I hate you
01:22guys, unless you send me gifts. You can and will buy my love. Oh, oh, all right, we're slowing down.
01:30I didn't realize this was an Irish road trip. I can use skills to deal with this. I can try to
01:35just relax or have a go, whatever that means. No, I'm just gonna floor it.
01:40Uh, did it- okay, there we go. I thought I was just hitting into the back of him.
01:49Oh, for flock's sake. I'm just gonna sit back and relax. I'm joining the herd.
01:55That's hurting me. Apparently, I'm not very good at relaxing. Jimbo is very relatable.
02:01The sheep stare directly into your eyes. Oh no, eye contact. Floor it, run him over.
02:07The engine does not sound good on this thing.
02:10It's just when I floor it that happens. I should probably stop doing that. Yep, I'm gonna stop.
02:18Hey, is this the best place to stop for a chat? Ah, well, we're gonna chat anyway. Good luck out there.
02:23Oh, thanks. Uh, right, this was very dangerous for small talk. I'm just gonna-
02:30Uh, if my car will-
02:35Yeah, there- there we go, I think. You think it's going?
02:38Aha, there we go. Oh, I went past the gas station. Backing up.
02:45There we go, all gassed up. A steering wheel sleeve upgrade. Oh, this shop is cool.
02:50Oh, this one's pink though. Yeah, I'll take that. Also, give me another crate of beer.
02:54I just spent all my money on a crate of beer when I already have one crate.
03:00I have a letter in here too. Let's open this. I hope it's money for beer.
03:04There's a festival and I can buy a ticket in any big city.
03:07It's not too bad if you have some money. Oh, that may be a problem.
03:11Jesus, that's halfway across the country. Where even am I?
03:15I'm down here in Hanrud and you want me to go to Friskast- Friskastastown.
03:22You do realize that's beyond Midtasta and Friskdeli and Torgorad.
03:28It's even further than Lollumomouth.
03:30All right, how can I drink? Use- oh, there we go. All right, nice.
03:35A few beers for the road. Oh, man. All right, I'm ready to go. Let's hit it.
03:45Yeah, let's- let's go.
03:46All the stress is gone. Now I just have the gentle humming of my engine
03:51and a lovely buzzed feeling.
03:55And a tractor, probably the same one I spent so long at a gas station.
03:59My energy is like depleted. What does that mean?
04:02No, I'm just going to floor it.
04:05I think I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, this is nice.
04:08Car broken, so I can't sleep? Am I broken?
04:12Call your parents for help.
04:15Hey, mom. Hey, dad. I need beer.
04:17Of course.
04:18We love you. You're very special.
04:21Oh, they gave me $200 instead.
04:23Can I sleep now?
04:26Oh, this is nice and tranquil.
04:28Just makes you want to crack open a few cold ones and hit the road.
04:34New trait, drink a lot.
04:36Alcoholic.
04:37When you're no longer drunk, become sad.
04:40Oh, that's great for a road trip.
04:41I'll have a brewski to that and hit the road.
04:45Nice, a nice gentle buzz, also known as wasted.
04:49Ooh, an abandoned car.
04:52I think my radio is condemning my drunk driving for a 1980s car.
04:56It's pretty smart.
04:58I'm just really cold and I think I'm dying from it.
05:01It's like a bad game of Sims.
05:05Blackout from taking durability damage.
05:07Bad driver.
05:08Agree to disagree then.
05:10What about the abandoned car? I want to search it.
05:12I drank beer, but it didn't help my condition at all.
05:18Actually, I drank four beers.
05:21I ate chocolate and now I have enough energy.
05:24Not enough energy to sleep, but I have enough energy to keep moving.
05:27Unfortunately, I don't think my car does.
05:31Better call the parents again.
05:3350% chance of success.
05:35If you fail, you lose the game.
05:37I'm only like down the road, by the way.
05:39I've not made it very far.
05:41I've had to call home twice for help.
05:43It's not even been 24 hours.
05:46Nice.
05:47Thanks, mom.
05:48You're the best or the worst.
05:49I'm not sure.
05:50This feels like I need an intervention rather than enabling me.
05:54They gave me an extra $200.
05:56God, they really want me out of there.
05:58Here.
05:58Here, I'll sell you this quarter case of beer and I'll buy a case of beer.
06:03A rope can always come in handy.
06:05Uh, no, I don't know about that.
06:07I don't think so.
06:08This flag gets me a discount at gas stations.
06:11I don't know if I believe that, but I'll buy it.
06:13You got any magic beans, too?
06:15A hula dancer.
06:16Yeah, I'm buying that.
06:18And I should buy some food.
06:20Anything to keep my energy up would be good.
06:23I don't think the parents are going to help me anymore.
06:25Car upgrade interior?
06:27I don't think I can fit it anywhere.
06:28Wait, let me fold down one of the seats.
06:30There we go.
06:31That's pretty cool.
06:32A lottery ticket?
06:33Well, I can't resist that.
06:34And chips.
06:35Cure is hungry.
06:36Mmm, yeah, I can't resist that either.
06:39And cool shades.
06:40Well, if you think they're cool, I'm buying them.
06:42All right, now I'm ready to hit the road.
06:44Why can't I put my glasses on?
06:46Oh, I wish they came with instructions.
06:48Right, and this time I'm going to be responsible.
06:51I'm only going to have one road beer.
06:53Let's go.
06:54I'm 56 kilometers from home and I've needed $400 to fund this journey.
07:01But now the real journey begins.
07:03It's road trip time.
07:05Use it!
07:06Pulled over by cop.
07:07Oh, oh no.
07:08Quick, drink your beer.
07:09Oh, I don't have time.
07:11Stop!
07:12Hey, come on now.
07:13All the beer cans are there because I'm a keen recycler and I'm just collecting them, officer.
07:17You're very handsome, by the way.
07:19I like your...
07:21weird mouth.
07:22Drunk driving?
07:23Which...
07:23I got my radios in NARC.
07:25Have a go.
07:26I don't know which one to use on this one.
07:28Uh, oh dear.
07:29Oh dear.
07:30Ah, okay.
07:31I'm just using it there.
07:35I'm cold, officer.
07:36I'm cold.
07:37Can you get this over with?
07:39It must be freezing.
07:40Although judging by your attire, maybe I'm just getting withdrawals.
07:44Help, help!
07:45What?
07:46No, you can't arrest me.
07:48Not Jimbo Jones.
07:49He doesn't deserve this.
07:51I got an achievement.
07:53Unlock ending.
07:54Jail.
07:55The hearing took 10 hours.
07:56You were bored out of your mind.
07:57You pleaded not guilty.
07:59You end up spending three months in prison before making bail.
08:02Your parents are ashamed, but happy you're home again.
08:05I don't believe that second part.
08:07Jimbo Jones is hitting the road again, but this time he's not a student.
08:10He's unemployed.
08:11And instead of guitar and beer, he's bringing shady things, which include a butterfly knife
08:16and this wife powder that I found.
08:22I can beep?
08:23Oh, I didn't know that.
08:24Oh, this road trip just got a whole lot more annoying.
08:27All the neighbors are like, oh Jesus, there goes Jimbo again.
08:31Stay off the roads.
08:33Don't make unnecessary journeys.
08:36Don't take risks on treacherous roads.
08:42This car is apparently abandoned.
08:44It's just kind of pulled over with its hood up.
08:46I'm going to trust that I can just take what I want.
08:48And by that, I mean, I'm taking everything.
08:51Speed cameras, right?
08:53At least I can see the symbols now because I'm not drunk.
08:57So I'm going to place that one.
09:01That didn't work, did it?
09:03So this has a fuel symbol, an X and a little happy man.
09:07So could I put that there?
09:08Does that work?
09:09Doesn't work on that one.
09:13And that one just seems to clear anything, right?
09:16I don't even understand what happened there.
09:26Oh God, I accidentally spent all my money.
09:28Oh, God damn it.
09:29Oh, I need that hula dancer.
09:31Ah, butterfly knife, used.
09:33No, why can't I do that?
09:34What a stupid store.
09:36Who would name their store Claire anyway?
09:38Like maybe Claire's, but like, why give the store a first name?
09:42Oh, I'm going to Claire.
09:43Yeah, whatever.
09:44Idiots.
09:46I really want that hula curl.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49I'm sorry, Claire.
09:50I just, I don't, I don't mean to offend you.
09:53Stop for hitchhiker.
09:54Hell yes, and company.
09:56My legs can't hold me up no more.
09:58I'm innocent.
09:59That's a strange thing to say.
10:01You gotta trust me.
10:02All right, now I'm starting to not trust you.
10:04Name, the convict.
10:06I probably shouldn't have acted on the saying,
10:08don't judge a book by its cover when stopping for an escape prisoner.
10:12But I did.
10:12Yeah, hop in.
10:13You can sit behind me, weirdly enough.
10:16Scary.
10:16Hitchhikers won't sit next to the convict.
10:18Apparently I won't either.
10:20Oh, you wouldn't happen to be a shepherd, would you?
10:23He's just sitting in the back.
10:25What can you do to the sheep?
10:26Attempt to bribe them.
10:27No, I don't think they'll, they'll like that.
10:32Right, that was absolutely exhausting.
10:35I lost all my energy from that.
10:37And I'm starving.
10:38Did I bring any food or just cocaine?
10:42Yeah, I got, I got no food.
10:44Oh man.
10:45I got two mouths to feed in here.
10:47Oh, what's this?
10:48Ah, bananas.
10:49Cure is hungry.
10:50Yum.
10:51Oh, and an entire watermelon.
10:53Excellent.
10:53Gonna down my coffee.
10:55Wait, how did I get more tired from the coffee?
10:57You sell a hula dancer here?
10:59Oh, nice.
11:00And I still have six cents left over.
11:02What a deal.
11:03And I'm heading out.
11:04Wait, a garage.
11:08Thank you for lifting the car up.
11:10I should probably tell you that I don't have any money.
11:13Now, will you install this hula dancer?
11:17You'd shake the little skirt.
11:18Look at that.
11:20So neat.
11:20Where can I find work?
11:22I should probably try to find some.
11:25Oh, nevermind.
11:26At the cafe or pub, I can pick up quests.
11:28Or I can explore.
11:30Yeah, screw work.
11:31I'm going to Lin-Lin-Linlaburg.
11:34I'm not gonna tell my passenger the convict.
11:40That gentle rattling sound means everything's okay with the engine.
11:43The mechanic would have told me otherwise.
11:45Like, did you see the way he installed that hula girl?
11:48That man was a professional.
11:52Maybe I should become a vegetarian.
11:55No, I don't have the luxury of food choice to do that.
11:59So I don't think I can do that.
12:01You know, I'm also a convict.
12:06I went to jail for drunk driving.
12:12Oh, look, an abandoned car.
12:14I was trying to make small talk with the guy, but it's not easy.
12:17A heater.
12:17Oh, that'll help.
12:18I nearly died to cold earlier.
12:20Oh, that was easy.
12:21Two convicts manage robbery really well, it turns out.
12:25Let's see.
12:26So what kind of food do you have?
12:27I'm starving.
12:28Sorry, I ate it all, including an entire watermelon to myself.
12:35Oh, I tried to give him one of the potatoes, but I ate it myself in front of him.
12:40Okay, moving on.
12:42Lost.
12:43Oh, Jesus.
12:44Can you navigate?
12:46Do you do anything back there?
12:48I think he might be dead, you know.
12:51Best not to think about it.
12:54Threat averted.
12:55I don't know how, but we're not lost anymore.
13:00Is that a crack or just some dirt on the windshield?
13:03Does it matter if it's a crack?
13:04It's a crack.
13:05No, pick at it with your finger.
13:06Phew, it's just some snot or something.
13:09I must have sneezed hard.
13:11Cool introspection.
13:12Yeah, that was really deep.
13:14Moving on.
13:14Yeah, that was really deep.
13:17Moving on.
13:17All right.
13:18Cafe.
13:19A lost cat.
13:20Our cat Cookie is missing.
13:22Has anyone seen her?
13:23No, but I'll make it my life mission to find them.
13:26Location.
13:27Meet Tao.
13:28What?
13:28Oh, that's where I just was.
13:30Maybe you should have put it on an online board or something instead of making someone drive 134 kilometers to find your cat.
13:39Right.
13:39Hello.
13:40What can six cent buy me?
13:42Nothing.
13:42How about I trade you some scrap metal?
13:45I would like to buy a baguette in exchange, but it won't fit in my car.
13:49I've got plenty of space vertically, but it's just the wrong shape.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'll buy this sandwich, but don't tell the convict on a jar of eggs.
13:57That's neat.
13:58I'm out of money again.
13:59At least they can install the heater.
14:01That's cool.
14:02Why is this guy out of the car?
14:04I didn't give him permission for that.
14:06And where's his face?
14:07All right.
14:07You know what?
14:08Let's go explore in the woods together, man.
14:10Whoa.
14:11Yeah, let's go and wander into the woods.
14:14Oh, a cave.
14:15It's too dark to see in the cave ahead.
14:17Didn't stop us from driving when it was dark.
14:20I don't have a flashlight, do I?
14:21An empty jerry can.
14:23Just throw it on the ground.
14:24I don't care.
14:24It's not my town.
14:25Do you guys sell flashlights?
14:27Oh, man.
14:28Maybe I'll get it in the next town over 137 kilometers away.
14:32I asked for some repairs and they just told me I'm too poor.
14:35Elitist scum.
14:36All right, back it up.
14:38We're going home.
14:39You were dirty.
14:40Hitchhikers gain less XP.
14:42Why would I care?
14:42I don't even know where this person wants to go.
14:44I think they're just happy as long as they're not in prison.
14:47Oh, mysterious briefcase on the side of the road.
14:51Hell yeah.
14:52Oh, a cat inside the briefcase.
14:55Get in, buddy.
14:56Even the cat won't sit next to the convict.
14:58So I'll just put it in the trunk.
15:00Right.
15:00Can I turn around, please?
15:02I don't want to drive the entire rest of the way.
15:04I'd rather go back.
15:06No, we're just going to keep on going.
15:08All right.
15:08There's no roundabout.
15:09There's nowhere to turn.
15:11I love how I'm absolutely bombing it down the motorway while just looking at my map.
15:16The legal limit is like around 0.05, right?
15:19I wonder what my limit is.
15:20How would you know that, huh?
15:22I'm sure I could drink a whole bottle of vodka and be fine.
15:25It's got to be something to drink somewhere under the seats.
15:28I could drink this jar of eggs.
15:30Oh, wait, no, I found some under the seats.
15:32Oh, awesome.
15:33Let's go.
15:34Hell yeah.
15:35Christ, my back hurts.
15:36You got a pillow?
15:37No, but I got whiskey.
15:39Which is the Irish cure for any ache.
15:44Oh, sweet Jesus, what are these?
15:46They all got removed anyway.
15:47Oh, that's great.
15:47So stole some stuff from another car.
15:50He's getting a lot of experience from stealing.
15:53So he didn't go to jail from theft, I guess.
15:55It was probably, I don't know, murder or something.
15:58Maybe he killed that thing.
16:00What is that?
16:01Why did we pull over for it?
16:03Jesus, what am I supposed to do here?
16:04There's so many things.
16:06I'm taking a lot of damage.
16:09I'm broke.
16:11All right, let's just go past this thing.
16:13I don't know what's happening.
16:14Oh, God damn it.
16:15I think I broke the car again.
16:19I accidentally took cocaine.
16:21All right, let's go.
16:25Oh, the car still doesn't have energy though.
16:27Can I give the car some?
16:29Hate to say it, but we might have to eat that cat.
16:36All right, we're on the road again.
16:38This convict is probably realizing that I'm not the one in danger.
16:41He is.
16:42I'm the hardened criminal here.
16:43Hey, get in.
16:45You found her.
16:45What do you mean?
16:46It's your cat?
16:48You're just walking along this 134 kilometer road or whatever it is.
16:52Sure, take it.
16:53She's my best friend.
16:54Then why'd you put her in a suitcase and leave her on the side of a road?
16:57Oh, look, it doesn't matter.
16:58Off with you.
16:59Oh, a flashlight.
17:00I'll buy one of those.
17:01Get this spoiler.
17:03Wow, now it looks cool.
17:04Orange spray.
17:05Sassy orange color for your car.
17:07Hell yeah.
17:08Whoa, that's cool.
17:11Convict colors.
17:12Gonna have some healthy nuts and a healthy beer and on with the journey.
17:17Oh, wait, actually, no, I'm going to the mystery cave.
17:19I'm going back.
17:20I wonder if this guy is aware that I'm just going back and forth on this long road.
17:25He probably just wants to get out of the jurisdiction.
17:30Oh, Jesus.
17:30Oh, God, I'm running out of fuel.
17:32Oh, dear.
17:32I don't think I have any fuel on me.
17:34Oh, my car is also breaking down.
17:37Oh, this is bad.
17:39I might just call a tow truck rather than the parents.
17:42I don't think I could admit defeat to them again.
17:47Oh, God, I couldn't even afford much gas.
17:50How am I supposed to afford any repairs if the guy will only give me two cents per potato?
17:55Right, screw you guys.
17:56I'm going to make it.
17:57Sure, the car is on its last legs, but I just got to get 131 kilometers down the road and
18:02then I'll reach that cave where I have a good feeling is the solution to all my problems in
18:07the mystery cave.
18:08I don't think I have a lot of money left, if any at all.
18:11I should check between the seats.
18:13Hopefully, I'll find some more liquor.
18:15Oh, I just found some change.
18:16Probably should have checked when I was still back in town and could get the car repaired.
18:22Potholes.
18:22Oh, between the tractor and this, this is an Irish road.
18:25Oh, no, this can affect my car.
18:27Oh, Jesus.
18:28Oh, God, I have nothing for this damage.
18:30Oh, Jesus.
18:32Just drive past it.
18:33Speed through the potholes.
18:34Yeah, see, car sounds fine.
18:36Didn't even do any damage.
18:38Hold over.
18:38Oh, no.
18:39Oh, no.
18:39Oh, no.
18:40Oh, no.
18:40Where's my-
18:41Oh, God.
18:42Oh, no, don't check the trunk.
18:44You can take him.
18:44He's had me at gunpoint this entire time.
18:47Why else would he be right behind me?
18:48I am so screwed.
18:49Can I just drive away?
18:51See you later, coppers.
18:52Oh, my car broke down.
18:53God damn it.
18:54Why does this keep happening to me?
18:57Why do bad things happen to good people like Jimbo?
19:01Another three months in prison for me.
19:04Keep driving.
19:05This game gives bad advice.
19:08Mom, dad, I'm heading out.
19:11Okay, dearie, make sure to take your butterfly knife.
19:14And don't forget your coke, son.
19:16You know, they say crime never pays, but look how cool my car is.
19:20I'm ready for anything.
19:24Oh, the police just passed me.
19:26Or maybe they're tailing me.
19:28They're like best to catch him when he's leaving to prevent anyone dying.
19:35Speed cameras.
19:36After recording me, I want to look cool.
19:38I'm gonna floor it.
19:40Get in.
19:42Oh, can I not take him?
19:43Oh, that sounds like I'm trying to kidnap him.
19:45But I miss having someone in the back seat staring at the back of my head.
19:52The hell did I do there?
19:53Oh, I paid?
19:54Wait, have I not been paying before?
19:57I never really checked.
19:58Oh, hey, bro.
19:59What can I get you?
20:00Three crates of beer as usual?
20:02No, no, I think it's bad for my driving skills.
20:05So no beers for me.
20:06Oh, good for you.
20:07What can I get you then?
20:08Just a single beer.
20:10Thank you very much.
20:13Pulled over.
20:14Oh, shit.
20:14Where's the coke?
20:15Where's the coke?
20:15It's on the glove box.
20:16Why didn't I keep it in the glove box for easy consumption?
20:19Officer, don't look in the trunk.
20:21It's just messy and I'm ashamed.
20:22And also drunk.
20:23No, dude, I don't have any money.
20:25I don't have-
20:26I took all of my money.
20:28How is this even legal?
20:29I had $16.
20:30What fine could that be?
20:32Jimbo, we gotta go, man.
20:34Come on, we gotta go.
20:36Hell yeah.
20:39Chased by cops in the background.
20:42No, you'll never get me alive, coppers.
20:45Come on, Jimbo.
20:46We can't do another three months in the can.
20:48My energy is going down.
20:50I think he's falling asleep at the wheel.
20:52I fell asleep.
20:54Man, even in a high-speed pursuit, Jimbo finds a way to be lame.
21:00You were bored out of your mind.
21:01You pleaded not guilty.
21:02Yeah, well, the guy was bored in a police chase.
21:05So what do you expect?
21:06Parents are ashamed, but happy you're home again.
21:08Bullshit.
21:09Well, the second part, I'm sure they are ashamed of me.
21:12Of him, sorry.
21:18Oh, I can still beep.
21:19I guess they probably didn't notice.
21:21I guess they probably took my car away.
21:23But maybe they let me keep the horn just sitting up in my room.
21:28All right, Jimbo, we're turning over a new leaf.
21:30This time, we're going to use it before we even head out.
21:34All of it.
21:34All right, we're ready to go.
21:36Finally, we started being responsible.
21:42I don't know if you guys are real.
21:44I think I need a coffee or maybe two to wake me.
21:47I have three, nice.
21:48Right, let's just down these three coffees.
21:51Hopefully not have cardiac arrest and get out of here.
21:54Where are my skills?
21:55Well, I don't actually have any, but I would like some.
21:58You can't change skills while on the road.
22:00Well, it's letting me do everything else.
22:02Drinking is fine, but jotting down stuff in my journal is too far.
22:08Oh, stop for hitchhiker.
22:09Get in.
22:10Backseat behind me.
22:11Don't speak.
22:12I'm a little lost.
22:13Well, you're going to get more lost with me.
22:15She said she thinks she took the right bus, but I dropped her off here.
22:19I asked her if she wanted to call her mom, but she couldn't remember the number.
22:22Oh, so she's stupid then.
22:24All right, sit in.
22:26We're going to cross country.
22:27Oh, she needs pee breaks.
22:29Oh, wait.
22:30No, that's where her dad lives.
22:32Uh, sorry, kiddo.
22:34I'm not heading that way.
22:35But look, a rainbow.
22:38I'll take this watermelon and give me some dog food for the kid.
22:42Kids eat dog food, right?
22:44The new driver card.
22:45Oh, I wish I played that on the cops earlier.
22:50Yeah, I'll take that one.
22:51Now I can drink drive, right?
22:53Oh, shit.
22:54Where's the kid?
22:56Oh, I left you here outside this garage.
22:58Yeah, get in.
22:59Oh god, the cops.
23:00Put your head down.
23:01That guy knows me on first name basis, too.
23:04I normally would be against stealing from a car like this, but I've got a kid to raise now.
23:09And sometimes that means making hard choices.
23:11My kid just got XP.
23:14She's learning.
23:17Pee break.
23:18Goddammit, can I go?
23:25Oh my god.
23:26On the bright side, I'm using less gas now.
23:29I was nice enough to take her some of the way.
23:31Like the wrong way, but still.
23:33Oh, look, a rainbow.
23:35Ooh.
23:36Finally, the employment office.
23:38It's time for me to get a job.
23:40Oh, this is gonna really drain him.
23:42But I think it is time we send him to the ranch.
23:45Oh god, I feel awful.
23:47I'm never working again.
23:48Oh, and I'm having withdrawals.
23:50I just bought loads of caffeine, so I'm gonna be fine now.
23:56Come on, man.
23:57I'm all pepped up on caffeine.
23:59Get out the way.
24:01It's not even 5am and I'm just bombing it down the road.
24:06Oh, and look who's out to ruin the fun.
24:09I don't know how this happened, but I ended up behind the same guy again.
24:13And now I don't have any skills to get me out of it.
24:16I guess I can just speed by, right, and lose a load of fuel.
24:19I'm about to pass out the wheel again.
24:22Introspection.
24:23What the?
24:24Oh, it's a license plate.
24:25Oh, I was like, what the?
24:27I thought he was hallucinating or something.
24:30His social went up.
24:31Yeah, maybe he is.
24:32Maybe he is.
24:33He's going mad.
24:34Well, I made it to the big city.
24:36Barely.
24:37Employment office.
24:38No, look at the dude.
24:39He can barely stay awake.
24:40The goat inn.
24:42The goat inn.
24:43Well, as the goat, I have to go in here.
24:46You know, goat inn.
24:51Van needs help.
24:52I'm on it, even if I don't do it.
24:55Wait, hold on.
24:55Let me just move some stuff around so I can get your valuable equipment into my vehicle.
25:00Yeah, jam them in there next to the watermelon.
25:03Actually, hold on.
25:03Let me let me help you out here.
25:05I'll eat an entire watermelon.
25:07If a hitchhiker wants to join me, I may throw away your equipment.
25:11Wait, hold on.
25:12That's worth money.
25:14Hold on, I'll be right back.
25:15And this.
25:17Yeah, OK.
25:18And that.
25:19And this.
25:20And you can have that.
25:22And this.
25:24Sorry, I lost your equipment.
25:26Heard about the great race down at the Pine Raceway?
25:30I knew you'd be fun.
25:31Big first place prize.
25:33They don't say what it is, but it's big.
25:35Install a roll cage.
25:36Can I not just sign a waiver or something?
25:39I'm going to get the skill that allows me to buy my way out of my problems.
25:43I need to fulfill my dream of becoming a race car driver.
25:46I can't afford it.
25:48Damn it.
25:49I wish I was skilled.
25:50We're heading to Fry's.
25:52This is where I can get a roll cage.
25:58Sorry for all the beeping.
25:59I saw some houses there in the woods that I was passing.
26:02Oh, there's another one.
26:03And another one.
26:04I hope I never become a commuter, but I hope I become responsible.
26:08Not going to read the rest.
26:09Close your eyes.
26:11Two seconds go by.
26:12They feel long and frightening.
26:14Then you open them again.
26:17It is closed.
26:18It's 1 a.m.
26:19Lots of people are having road trips at 1 a.m.
26:22I'm going to go explore in the woods instead.
26:24Yeah, this is normal human behavior.
26:27Where's the cave?
26:28I brought a flashlight this time.
26:30Aha, you light up the cave with your flashlight.
26:32What the?
26:33I thought I'd get something in the cave.
26:35I think I might be lost.
26:37You found an item.
26:38No, I stole an item, but sure.
26:40I think I might actually be lost, though.
26:42Like I was just kind of running into the woods.
26:45Found another item.
26:46Oh, found more items.
26:49It all looks like Harry Potter for the PS1.
26:52I don't know where I am.
26:53It's all the same.
26:55I probably shouldn't have just started clicking directions there.
26:58And look, I found iron ore or something.
27:01Another cave.
27:02Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea.
27:04Oh, I'm going to end up on the local news.
27:07Local hooligan Jimbo Jones found dead at last.
27:12Yes, I somehow got out of there.
27:15What did I get?
27:16This is all crap, Jimbo.
27:17What are you doing?
27:18What are these?
27:19Get your mind out of the gutter, Jimbo.
27:22No one's going to believe you when you say you just found them in the woods.
27:25I found a portable stove.
27:27I'm probably going to get carbon monoxide poisoning.
27:29The car is like completely full.
27:32I can get hiking skills now.
27:34This is awesome.
27:36Getting lost in caves is cool, actually.
27:39I need a roll cage.
27:41How do I get a roll cage?
27:43Give me a full repair, but please don't look in the backseat.
27:47Oh, police spray.
27:49That's cool.
27:49Here, I'll trade you some magazines for them.
27:53That's cool.
27:55I just ate one of the mushrooms and it made me sad.
27:58I'll drink this wine.
28:00There we go.
28:01That cancelled out the sadness.
28:03Oh, look, we're the same.
28:05He didn't even mind.
28:06Sure was the same cop from earlier, by the way.
28:09I think he's following me.
28:12Didn't I just pass this car?
28:14He's following me.
28:15I'm losing my mind out here on the road.
28:17New skill, driving.
28:18Yeah, I guess that's fair.
28:20I didn't really have any driving skills.
28:24You're going to need a roll cage installed.
28:26Just let me sign the waiver.
28:28Jimbo, we need to find a roll cage car parts store.
28:33Oh, that might be useful.
28:37Jesus, a fallen tree.
28:39This is a fallen forest, is it?
28:41How am I the only person who's come across this tree?
28:44Come on.
28:44And what's Jimbo supposed to do about it anyway?
28:48Right, I just drove through it, I guess.
28:50I didn't even get out the car to address it.
28:52A thrift store.
28:53Nice.
28:54Let's get some stuff.
28:55Rooster with jacket.
28:56Lucky charm.
28:57Do you like hurting people?
28:59I think it's speaking to me, so I have to buy it.
29:04My headache is finally gone.
29:06It's been with me for like a day and a half now, two days.
29:11Oh, look, a majestic falcon.
29:14This is my pet.
29:15The rooster man must have summoned him.
29:20Well, that inspired me.
29:21Now I'm ready for anything.
29:23Rusty auto parts?
29:25I didn't really want rusty.
29:27Rusties.
29:27Okay, I trust a guy named Rusty.
29:30A roll cage.
29:31Rusty, I think I love you.
29:36Okay.
29:37I need money for the roll cage, but I can't sell my hula dancer.
29:41I need a mechanic to uninstall it for some reason.
29:44I guess I could sell him this suspension upgrade.
29:47Like, it seems good.
29:48It doubles the effect of your equipped wheels.
29:50But my wheels just are needed to be able to drive.
29:54So I guess it doesn't matter.
29:56I only have nearly $8 left, but I need this bullet hole decal.
30:00I think it would make people less likely to mess with me.
30:04Time to head back.
30:05It'll be like a full day.
30:06I hope they waited to start the race for me.
30:09I loaded the starting pistol with actual bullets
30:12to cause a bit of kerfuffle and hopefully delay it all.
30:15Introspection.
30:16It's not fair.
30:17Oh, what do I want to complain about?
30:19I've never won at a carnival or lottery or anything.
30:22I wonder if most people feel that way.
30:25Yeah, I assume so.
30:26As someone who never goes to carnivals,
30:28I'm always pissed that I've never won in carnivals.
30:30Oh, a hitchhiker.
30:32Stop.
30:33It's in the middle of the night.
30:36It's the convict!
30:37I've missed you, buddy.
30:39Hop in.
30:39I'm surprised he didn't run into the woods,
30:41given my car looks like a police car.
30:44There's no way I drink and drive.
30:46That's a little bit of introspection for you.
30:48I'd call it denial, but whatever.
30:51And we are here.
30:52And thank goodness, a garage.
30:54Hello, my good man.
30:56I would like you to remove my hula dancer, please.
30:59Yes, put it up on the lift.
31:01And replace it with this cursed rooster.
31:05Remove the heater, install a roll cage,
31:08and install my bullet decal.
31:09Yeah, that looks awesome.
31:12I'm ready to race, gentlemen.
31:13Where do I start?
31:14Here?
31:15Yes.
31:15Why is that guy naked other than visibility,
31:18naked other than visibility shorts?
31:20Oh god, we're racing.
31:22Do a pit maneuver.
31:23Spin him out.
31:24Okay, we need to bring our A game.
31:25Get rid of that symbol.
31:26That allows me to get rid of these.
31:28It's a perfect combo.
31:29Get rid of this one.
31:30That's perfect.
31:31Threat averted.
31:32That was due to my slow start.
31:34Hard turn.
31:34We are running out of fuel.
31:36This seems like an issue.
31:38How am I still in last?
31:40Getting ahead.
31:40No, I'm not.
31:42I feel like I've done really well on all these skill checks,
31:44and it's getting me nothing.
31:46Come on, just gas.
31:47There we go.
31:48The final stretch.
31:49My gas is low, and I'm edgy out in front.
31:52You're enjoying this because I'm going fast.
31:55I'm gonna run out of fuel.
31:56I have nothing for the fuel issue.
31:58I think I'm actually gonna run out of fuel.
32:00This sucks.
32:01Just speed past it.
32:02Come on.
32:05I ran out of gas.
32:07Hey, convict.
32:08Can you just go to the store over there and get me some gas?
32:12No?
32:13For some reason, if I have to walk,
32:14it'll take me five energy just to leave the car.
32:18Very relatable, honestly.
32:2030 cash, which I don't have.
32:22I gotta call my parents for help then.
32:2480% chance of success, but if I fail, we lose the game.
32:28Come on, mom.
32:29I know you probably think I'm dead because I've been gone longer than ever,
32:32but please, just one more helping hand.
32:35Do I have any skills that would help me with the fuel issue?
32:38Cower.
32:39I thought I already knew that one.
32:41Eco driving.
32:42Get through the three fuel ones.
32:43That might be good.
32:44Yeah, unlock that one.
32:46This one is amazing.
32:47The Cub Scout one.
32:48It gets rid of loads of threats.
32:50I got one more shot at this.
32:52Look at their cars.
32:53They're proper rally cars, and mine is a beat-up police car with bullet holes in it.
32:57Boom, right away using our new skill.
32:59Boom.
33:00I just did a whole event with one move.
33:03Things are looking good.
33:05Final stretch.
33:06I'm neck and neck.
33:07Oh, I was about to say this is easy, but I've run out of the really strong one.
33:12At least I can cheese these ones with that one that does anything,
33:15and then get rid of these, and I'm down to one fuel.
33:18I think I'm actually gonna win.
33:23We did it!
33:24Wait, did I win?
33:25We all slowed down just at the finish line for some reason.
33:28That guy is still shirtless.
33:30It's the middle of the night, and there's a full-on storm.
33:34I gotta say, you did well.
33:36It was close.
33:37Did I win?
33:38You couldn't believe it.
33:40You won.
33:41Yes!
33:41It took some grit and a bit of skill, but mostly just guts.
33:45Enjoy it while you can.
33:46What?
33:47Is that a threat?
33:48The chance may never come again.
33:49That's depressing.
33:50Unlock new starting trait.
33:52Racist.
33:53Oh, not racer.
33:54Sorry, racer.
33:55And that's the story of, no, rather the stories of Jimbo Jones.
34:00I love a happy ending, and despite Jimbo Jones having many,
34:04not many of them were actually that happy, if any at all.
34:08I really enjoyed this game.
34:09I really liked just how open it allowed me to be and do whatever I want and see the consequences
34:14of that, and I'm sure there was even more off screen, like we just abandoned that child.
34:19Anyway, like and subscribe.
34:21Thank you for watching, and I'll see you next time.
34:23Bye for now.