Aired (March 23, 2025): Gusto ko lang naman ng kwek-kwek, wala namang bastusan!
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For more BBLGANG Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCbzKhzQOZliirjlLd5CECF
Catch the latest 'Bubble Gang' episodes on Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00Ucupak of the Mushroom Club
00:06Quek-quek?
00:07Quek-quek?
00:09Mmmm...
00:10Quek-quek-quek-quek-quek-quek?
00:12Quek-quek-quek-quek-quek-quek?
00:14Quek-quek!
00:23Quek-quek!
00:24They're speaking to azdjgjxsisnx?
00:26Kwek-kwek.
00:27Hi!
00:28See, this is Kwek.
00:31He was born this way.
00:34That's the only thing he can say, kwek-kwek.
00:37So when he grew up, he started selling kwek-kwek
00:40so that he can be easily understood.
00:43And then, we, the people here,
00:45of course, we grew up with him.
00:47We can understand what he's saying.
00:49You know?
00:50You mean, if I say kwek-kwek, he'll understand what it is?
00:54Yes, that's it.
00:55That's the only thing he can say, kwek-kwek.
00:57Like that?
00:58Yes.
00:59I'll try.
01:10Kwek-kwek.
01:12Kwek-kwek!
01:13What did I do?
01:14What did I say?
01:15What happened?
01:16You said binastos.
01:17I didn't say binabastos.
01:19Binastos?
01:20Kwek-kwek!
01:22Why?
01:23He said, you're getting old,
01:25you want to have a chance with him.
01:27I didn't say I want to have a chance with him.
01:29I just said kwek-kwek.
01:30Kwek-kwek?
01:31Kwek-kwek!
01:37In case you have an allergy and a pimple,
01:41use Lola Rime Juice.
01:45It's easy to use.
01:47Just squeeze the sachet.
01:54Achoo!
01:56Achoo!
01:59Lola Rime Juice.
02:01Achoo!
02:16Hey, you!
02:18Where did you come from?
02:19I thought you're going to bring a gift for us.
02:23I'm sorry, I don't have money.
02:25If you don't have money, you'll make me hungry.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30Anyway,
02:33I brought money here.
02:35Hey!
02:3650 pesos!
02:37We're about to starve.
02:39Why are you still sad?
02:40It's not good.
02:42We don't have money anymore.
02:44Really?
02:46Yes, they made Usme a cat.
02:49Manolo Rojas,
02:50they made him a cat.
02:51Really?
02:52Let me see.
02:53Let me see.
02:54Where?
02:55It's gone.
02:56Because I already gave 50 pesos to those smart people
02:58who are sitting in front of me.
03:02So,
03:03all the people with money,
03:05they made them animals?
03:07Yes.
03:08Me,
03:09I heard their conversation earlier.
03:11Think about it.
03:12The 500 pesos,
03:13they made him a peacock.
03:14And the 1,000 pesos,
03:15they made him an eagle.
03:18So,
03:19we can't joke anymore
03:21It's good that we have money.
03:22We have people.
03:24People don't have money.
03:27That's not possible.
03:28That's not possible.
03:29You know,
03:30I hope
03:31the animals will stick together
03:33and the faces of the people.
03:35Don't they look like they're taking care of the animals?
03:39What did they do?
03:42Maybe,
03:43to take care of the environment.
03:48It's really sad.
03:49I really don't know.
03:51I was planning to be a hero.
03:54So that one day,
03:55I can put my face in the money.
03:58Is that so?
03:59Look.
04:03Now, you can put your face in the money.
04:05You look like an animal.
04:07You're so talkative.
04:09I'll give you some dirt.
04:11I'll give you some dirt.
04:18For the egg,
04:20drink Lola Remedios.
04:23It's easy to use.
04:26Just get the sachet.
04:33Mix it in a glass of water.
04:38Mix it.
04:42And drink it.
04:45I'm sure you'll get rid of the vomit.
05:11Cough.
05:13Cough.
05:14Cough.
05:16Cough.
05:18Cough.
05:19Cough.
05:20Lola, what's wrong?
05:21Lola.
05:22Lola.
05:24Your juice is poisoned.
05:25What juice?
05:27Let him go.
05:28I'm going to the hospital.
05:32I'm going to the hospital.
05:38Breaking news.
05:39The following has been reported
06:10The judges have already computed the points in the game earlier.
06:13And the ones who have no points are...
06:16The birthday boy, Buboy!
06:19And his partner, Jegong!
06:24Not Rob!
06:25What?
06:26Not Rob!
06:26Rob, did you compute that for Rob?
06:29It's too high, right?
06:29I don't think so.
06:31Until next week, you're okay.
06:32Until the next episode.
06:34The calculator is broken.
06:35They're already computing.
06:36Cheska is ugly.
06:37What? Cheska is ugly?
06:39But I'm pretty.
06:45I think you already know.
06:46You're going to stand there.
06:48You're going to stand there.
06:49You already know that.
06:51Here we go.
06:52Ready, ready.
06:54Line up, guys. Line up.
06:56Is my face showing? Sorry.
06:58Okay, girls first.
06:59And ready, go, Cheska!
07:01Cheska!
07:02Hey!
07:02Dance!
07:03Dance!
07:04Nothing.
07:04It's okay.
07:05It's a waste.
07:06It's okay.
07:08Here.
07:09Okay.
07:09If I use JJ, it's his first time.
07:11Whoop!
07:12Nothing.
07:12Okay.
07:13Go, Cheska!
07:14Cheska!
07:15Whoop!
07:16Whoop!
07:16Go back.
07:17No, no, no.
07:20Wait.
07:20Wait, you go first.
07:21I don't want to make it hard for you.
07:25Rob!
07:26I'm just going to stick it.
07:26I'm just going to stick it.
07:27I'm just going to stick it.
07:28Rob!
07:29I'm just going to stick it.
07:29Do you remember when we were kids?
07:31Okay, stick it.
07:33Why?
07:34I'm just going to stick it.
07:36You don't want to do it?
07:37You can do it!
07:38You can do it!
07:40Let's stick it together.
07:41It's okay.
07:42No one will do it to you.
07:44There.
07:45Okay, boys, again.
07:46You're here.
07:47It's hard for you.
07:48You can do it.
07:49There, go.
07:50Go, boys!
07:51Go, go!
07:53Go, Matt!
07:54Boom!
07:55Go, boy!
07:56Boom!
07:56Go, boy!
07:57Boom!
07:59Go!
07:59I don't want to.
08:00Go, EA!
08:01Diego!
08:03Diego!
08:05Getong!
08:06Go, Betz!
08:07Go, Betz!
08:09Go, Betz!
08:10Getong!
08:12One more!
08:13You can do it!
08:14You can do it!
08:16No one will do it to you!
08:17Hey!
08:18Hey!
08:23Okay.
08:26We'll see you guys next Sunday
08:28for more Tau O Mor Saya
08:30here at the Longest Running Gag Show
08:31of the Philippines.
08:32Bobogang!
08:37Oh, groupie, groupie.
08:39Guys, groupie, groupie!
08:47Bang!
08:49Bang!
08:54Okay!
09:02Bang!