I got Terraria the day it released 13 years ago, I’ve never beaten the Final boss, Until now
SPOILER: The lore of calamity is debatable, changing and no one really knows. This video is canon to itself and nothing else, please do not comment that a piece of lore is wrong, because I made it the hell up for this video. (I know that ND Isn’t actually X, but for the sake of this video he is)
Music Creator of Calamity: DM DOKURO
https://www.youtube.com/@DMDOKURO
Music Creator of Infernum (also amazing):
https://www.youtube.com/@pinpinneon9353
I stole the calamitas backstory from:
https://www.youtube.com/@photonanim
They who Nohit the Exo Mechs:
https://www.youtube.com/@MyraTerrariaOfficial
Thumbnail by:
https://www.youtube.com/@Dragoon45
My Discord: https://discord.gg/sk2R2ET
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/45thDragoon
Other Music: (There’s a lot, please comment if I missed any)
Exo mehcs fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBcuzLbRXeo&ab_channel=AndroidOrchestra
Intro Piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZO4I69ak0&ab_channel=DMDOKURO
Woah oh oh ah ah (lost horizon highlander): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmuwDRQn10&t=5174s&ab_channel=10HOURS
THE TORCH GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnSH7bD-9Y&ab_channel=LostHorizon-Topic
Beat me, hate me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Swyj-0bZkE&ab_channel=Clown%26Tigers
Braindead hardstyle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE6G6dOuCt4&ab_channel=TOMORROW-Topic
Yharims theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QffPJ_BNg-0&t=654s&ab_channel=Thriplerex
Fast Piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_KloTec7U
Solo Cello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMRDC_nFFaQ
Synth Horror: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE
Chopin Fantasie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnj-002YuI8&ab_channel=ClassicalMusicCopyrightfree
Tocatta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
Vivaldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkJ4Semwdzk
God shattering star: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMfvZmhqW0A
Destati: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig7mHOeiw8U
Paganini: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBAQA6C5us
16 bit cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUJwfesg71M&ab_channel=MediaCharger-MusicForYouTubeVideos
Hooky with Sloane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qxGGkJ70U
Dvorak remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIFmPkqAqMQ
Terraria Mod List:
Calamity Mod
Calamity Mod Music
Quality of Terraria
Overhaul Item Animations
Calamity: Wrath of the Gods
Calamity Mod Infernum Mode
AlkchemistNPC Lite
Recipe Browser
Craftable Calamity Items
Reduced Grinding
Plentiful Ores
Boss Checklist
BossHealthBar
Quick Arena
Helpful Hotkeys
Start with base
Arena Builder
Ore Excavator
Which Mod is this from?
Mini InstaBridge+
Unlimited Buff Slots
Unlimited Arena BUffs
Recipe BRowser && Magic Storage (for compatabilty)
Rod of Discord Hotkey
Dash Hotkey
Expanded Inventory
Wing Slot
Magic Storage
ArmamentDisplay
MeleeEffects
SPOILER: The lore of calamity is debatable, changing and no one really knows. This video is canon to itself and nothing else, please do not comment that a piece of lore is wrong, because I made it the hell up for this video. (I know that ND Isn’t actually X, but for the sake of this video he is)
Music Creator of Calamity: DM DOKURO
https://www.youtube.com/@DMDOKURO
Music Creator of Infernum (also amazing):
https://www.youtube.com/@pinpinneon9353
I stole the calamitas backstory from:
https://www.youtube.com/@photonanim
They who Nohit the Exo Mechs:
https://www.youtube.com/@MyraTerrariaOfficial
Thumbnail by:
https://www.youtube.com/@Dragoon45
My Discord: https://discord.gg/sk2R2ET
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/45thDragoon
Other Music: (There’s a lot, please comment if I missed any)
Exo mehcs fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBcuzLbRXeo&ab_channel=AndroidOrchestra
Intro Piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZO4I69ak0&ab_channel=DMDOKURO
Woah oh oh ah ah (lost horizon highlander): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmuwDRQn10&t=5174s&ab_channel=10HOURS
THE TORCH GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnSH7bD-9Y&ab_channel=LostHorizon-Topic
Beat me, hate me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Swyj-0bZkE&ab_channel=Clown%26Tigers
Braindead hardstyle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE6G6dOuCt4&ab_channel=TOMORROW-Topic
Yharims theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QffPJ_BNg-0&t=654s&ab_channel=Thriplerex
Fast Piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_KloTec7U
Solo Cello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMRDC_nFFaQ
Synth Horror: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE
Chopin Fantasie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnj-002YuI8&ab_channel=ClassicalMusicCopyrightfree
Tocatta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
Vivaldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkJ4Semwdzk
God shattering star: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMfvZmhqW0A
Destati: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig7mHOeiw8U
Paganini: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBAQA6C5us
16 bit cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUJwfesg71M&ab_channel=MediaCharger-MusicForYouTubeVideos
Hooky with Sloane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qxGGkJ70U
Dvorak remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIFmPkqAqMQ
Terraria Mod List:
Calamity Mod
Calamity Mod Music
Quality of Terraria
Overhaul Item Animations
Calamity: Wrath of the Gods
Calamity Mod Infernum Mode
AlkchemistNPC Lite
Recipe Browser
Craftable Calamity Items
Reduced Grinding
Plentiful Ores
Boss Checklist
BossHealthBar
Quick Arena
Helpful Hotkeys
Start with base
Arena Builder
Ore Excavator
Which Mod is this from?
Mini InstaBridge+
Unlimited Buff Slots
Unlimited Arena BUffs
Recipe BRowser && Magic Storage (for compatabilty)
Rod of Discord Hotkey
Dash Hotkey
Expanded Inventory
Wing Slot
Magic Storage
ArmamentDisplay
MeleeEffects
Category
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00:00Terraria is the most painful game I've ever played, and I love it.
00:04There is a boss that's so difficult I had to learn piano to beat it,
00:08but I've never beaten the final boss.
00:10That changes today.
00:12Because Fridge Juice told me to, and 10,000 other people.
00:15I have started 20 Terraria playthroughs and finished none of them because it's so hard.
00:20But in this video, I promise to beat Terraria on its hardest difficulty,
00:24Terraria Calamity Infernum Wrath of the Gods,
00:27where the final boss is Supreme Witch Calamitous.
00:30All bosses in Terraria shoot a ton of bullets,
00:32and I can dodge them by jumping, running, dashing, and using my wings to fly for a short time.
00:37I've spent the last year killing the first 19 bosses in the game,
00:40and now I'm ready to face Calamitous.
00:42You might think this is early on in the video to skip to the final boss.
00:46Don't worry, there's still an hour left.
00:47This is my first attempt at Calamitous.
00:50She shot me with bullets, then a giant laser.
00:52I tried flying away.
00:54I'm already half health, but the weapon I'm using summons creatures to attack for me,
00:58so I don't have to aim, which got me to phase 2.
01:01She got two samurais to chop me down.
01:03Ah, they knew my one weakness, being decapitated.
01:06I lost against Calamitous.
01:08But this isn't the final boss.
01:10This is a clone of Calamitous.
01:12I can't fight the Supreme Witch until I beat the clone.
01:14I respawned and tried again.
01:16I tried dodging the laser.
01:17I failed.
01:18I tried dodging the decapitation.
01:20I failed.
01:20I tried insulting her.
01:22Supreme Witch?
01:23More like Supreme Bitch!
01:24I deserved that.
01:25I'm not strong enough to beat her, so it's time I do the other part of Terraria.
01:29Exploring and getting stronger gear.
01:31But while I was digging in the jungle, I accidentally awakened a queen bee.
01:35On one hand, bees are essential to the ecosystem, and killing it would make me eco-unfriendly.
01:40On the other hand, I like honey, so I'll kill two of them.
01:43Over time in a boss fight, you build up rage.
01:45Once it's full, I can activate it for double damage.
01:48Okay, from now on, I'll be more eco-friendly.
01:51Next, I drilled into the earth so I could summon Mother Nature and kill her.
01:54If I defeat Plantera, I'll get better armor to fight Calamitas.
01:57So right now, I'm whipping her in the face.
02:00The whip makes my minions deal more damage.
02:02I swear I'm a good guy.
02:03This fight is hard though.
02:04If I touch any green thing, I'll die.
02:06Goddammit, I can't beat anything.
02:08I should really stop fighting bosses and focus on getting better items.
02:11Calamitas, round seven!
02:12I managed to dodge the laser.
02:14I got this!
02:15In absolutely no way did I have this.
02:18I'm getting desperate.
02:19I have to use my ultimate strategy.
02:21Music.
02:22First, I should say that the Calamity soundtrack is genuinely amazing.
02:25But when I really need to focus, I put on brain dead hard style.
02:29My mind goes blank and I enter flow state.
02:31I dodged the brothers by moving up and down.
02:33They're gonna hit me!
02:34But my shield dash has a brief moment of invulnerability.
02:38If I dash through the enemy, I don't take damage.
02:40I used my rage and I got to the third and final phase.
02:44I flew in a circle, trying to dodge all her bullets.
02:46She's low health.
02:47It's going well!
02:48Wait, what's happening?
02:49That's a new attack.
02:50Okay, so is that.
02:52Okay, so there's a fourth phase.
02:54I see.
02:54I can't beat her unless I get a stronger weapon.
02:57And down in hell, there is a boss called the Brimstone Elemental.
03:00For some reason, she has the most fan art.
03:02And she drops a better summon weapon.
03:04I fought her and my current minions got to work.
03:07Not knowing that if they win, I'm going to replace them.
03:09I wouldn't say this fight was easy.
03:11But it's easier than balancing two coins on each other in a hurricane without any arms.
03:15And Calamitas is harder than that.
03:17So I beat this first try.
03:18I just realized all the bosses I've faced so far have been female.
03:22Now I'm eco unfriendly and sexist.
03:24The new weapon summons Firebird.
03:26With new confidence, I went back to fight Calamitas.
03:28I died in phase one.
03:30Maybe I'm the problem.
03:31No, I just have to damage nature more.
03:32I went to kill Plantera.
03:34And like before, this fight was not easy.
03:36At every moment, I was one hit away from dying.
03:38As hundreds of bullets were flying.
03:40But this fight is not as hard as finding a piece of hay in a needle stack.
03:44And Calamitas is harder than that.
03:46So I could beat it.
03:46With Plantera dead, the Witch Doctor starts selling Tiki armor.
03:50It has less defense, but gives me more minion slots.
03:52So I deal more damage.
03:54I went back in.
03:55I died.
03:56Nobody is surprised at this point.
03:57I was so frustrated that I used my Cosmo Light to change the time of day over and over.
04:02I am moving the position of the entire planet every half a second.
04:06But I'm not powerful enough to beat her.
04:08To clarify, I don't beat women.
04:11And I love nature.
04:12Add that to the Dragoon lore.
04:13I think the Witch Doctor deserves a house.
04:15So I made one in the jungle.
04:16And he's so happy, he sells me Leaf Wings.
04:19So I now fly 5% faster.
04:21Maybe I can dodge better?
04:22It's working.
04:23I got to the start of phase 4.
04:24Here we go.
04:25Dodge the fire.
04:26Fly faster.
04:27My wings rise.
04:28The shining leaves, they hypnotize.
04:30She's so low.
04:31I can do this.
04:32I could not.
04:33Oh, it turns out Calamitas inflicts Brimstone Flames.
04:37Setting me on fire for 15 health every second.
04:40I only have 500 health.
04:41But there's an accessory that makes me immune to Brimstone Flames.
04:45Dropped by Red Devils in Hell.
04:46They aren't THE devil.
04:48They're just regular monsters.
04:49Terraria sort of does have a devil, though.
04:52The leader of the Dark Gods is Cthulhu.
04:54And his most powerful weapon is called Noxus.
04:57And the lore is really complicated, so I won't get into it.
05:00I will.
05:00Eventually, I got the accessory.
05:02I do have to get rid of one of my other accessories, though.
05:05I got rid of the honey I stole from the Queen Bees.
05:07I'm basically vegan now.
05:08I am ready.
05:09I turned off my hardstyle.
05:11Yes, it's been on repeat this whole time.
05:12And put back on Calamitas' real music.
05:14And at the second phase, I was on full health.
05:17And not because of the accessory.
05:18This bar is Adrenaline.
05:20And it builds up when you don't get attacked by a boss.
05:22Which means I've dodged every attack for the past 30 seconds.
05:26Once full, you activate it for bonus damage.
05:28I used it and got to phase 4 again.
05:30I am calm.
05:32I am focused.
05:33I am on 10 health.
05:34But I'm going to win.
05:35She has 400 health left.
05:37Yes!
05:37No.
05:38This was my voice at the time.
05:40I did everything again.
05:41And this time, I didn't stop until she was on 1 health.
05:44I'm not done yet.
05:45Brace yourself for my strongest hex.
05:47Then she died.
05:48She's a liar.
05:49Which is worse than what I am.
05:50I have killed Calamitas' clone.
05:53I killed her shadow clone.
05:55I have not killed the final boss, Supreme Witch Calamitas.
05:58In fact, there are 22 more bosses in between Clone Calamitas and the Supreme Witch.
06:03But there's one boss in particular that is the most difficult thing I've ever faced.
06:08Supreme Calamitas is not the boss I'm learning piano to beat.
06:12As I'm saying this, I've never even fought Calamitas.
06:15Because I have never gotten past the Devourer of Gods.
06:19Also known as Dog.
06:21Dog is the reason I've never finished this game.
06:23Halfway through this playthrough, I decided to run a marathon instead of fighting Dog.
06:28Because I thought it would be easier.
06:30And I was right.
06:31I need to kill Dog before I can face Calamitas.
06:34So to get up to Dog, I need to kill the three sentinels that guard him.
06:37To summon them, I need the Rune of Kos.
06:40Which drops from Providence.
06:41And she is worshipped by lizard people.
06:44So first, I have to kill the lizard people.
06:46I went deep inside the Jungle Temple to fight the lizards.
06:49But it's really dark in here.
06:50So I lit it up with torches.
06:52Seems like a good idea, right?
06:53Wrong.
06:53Everything went completely dark and the torches started attacking me back.
06:57If you place down 100 torches, you summon...
07:05Nah, it's an early game boss.
07:06They deal no damage to me now.
07:08The real boss here is a giant robot that the lizards made.
07:11Called Golem.
07:12I thought I could beat this.
07:13It was going well.
07:14Then I saw his health bar.
07:15That is not fair.
07:17I died.
07:17If I'm going to beat an enemy with infinite health, I need the power of the entire Terraria community.
07:22And there is an item called the Community.
07:25It increases damage, health, life regen, damage reduction, defense, movement speed, cookie eating speed.
07:30This gives a huge buff.
07:32To craft the Community, I need three Forbidden Fragments.
07:35Which only drop from Sandstorm enemies.
07:37And Sandstorms happen randomly.
07:39I can force a Sandstorm to occur with the Sand Charm.
07:42The Sand Charm is made of Light and Dark Shards.
07:44Dark Desert enemies drop Dark Shards.
07:47To get a Light Shard, I need to change my Desert into a Hallowed Desert.
07:50For that, I need Blue Solution.
07:52Which I can buy from an NPC.
07:53But only if she's in the underground Hallowed Biome.
07:56So I got potions that teleport you to a random location.
07:59I found it and built a house.
08:01She sold me to die.
08:02And I went to cleanse the Desert, turning the corruption into Hallowed.
08:05I farmed enemies until I got the Light Shard.
08:07Finally crafting the Sand Charm.
08:09When I went back, there was a naturally occurring Sandstorm.
08:12So that was all unnecessary.
08:14I killed the enemies and got the Forbidden Fragments.
08:16I still needed to go to the Ice Biome and farm Ice Cores.
08:19And then get eaten by a giant clam.
08:21But now I have the Community.
08:23I then put a Community's amount of time and effort into getting these two items.
08:26The Asgardian Vela is an upgrade to my dash.
08:29And the Rod of Discord teleports me to my cursor with a 10 second cooldown.
08:32I am ready to fight Golem.
08:34I dodged the Undertale attack.
08:35I used the Rod of Discord.
08:37His health is coming back into the screen!
08:40Golem is actually known as one of the easiest bosses in Terraria.
08:43That's why it was so easy for me and I barely struggled.
08:45I killed all the lizard people to make Providence angry.
08:48But Providence is currently resting inside the sun, which is pretty scary.
08:53Basically, she won't fight me until I prove I'm worthy of fighting.
08:56To do that, I'm going to kill a god.
08:58That would have had more impact if you didn't already know I'm fighting the Devourer of Gods later.
09:03But right now, I want to fight the Moon Lord.
09:05He is a dark god that Cthulhu created.
09:08In fact, Cthulhu, Noxus, and the Moon Lord fought against the creator of the universe,
09:13Zerok, 14 billion years ago to steal his soul.
09:16But I won't get into the lore.
09:17I will!
09:18To beat the Moon Lord, I'll need a stronger weapon.
09:20I choose butterflies.
09:22I can repair my relationship with nature by using a weapon that summons butterflies.
09:26To make it, I need Life Alloy, which is made of three different ores.
09:30Perennial Ore I can mine in the jungle.
09:32Cryoic Ore I can mine in the ice.
09:34And Scoria Ore is only found deep within the Acid Ocean.
09:37They say very disturbing things live in the abyss.
09:40But I have flippers.
09:42I'm slowly drowning, and the deeper I go, the darker it gets.
09:45There! The lava-dripping stone is Scoria Ore.
09:47I mined it.
09:48I found a Colossal Squid.
09:49I think I should leave that alone.
09:51I went deeper.
09:52There's just nothing.
09:53I kept falling.
09:54Wait, there's something here.
09:55Is that an item?
09:56I dug it up.
09:57You found the Eidolon Worm!
09:59Why does it have a million health?
10:00Why does it deal 400 damage each hit?
10:02Though I got the item.
10:04Terminus.
10:05Doesn't seem to do anything.
10:06When I respawned, it was a Blood Moon, making enemies spawn faster.
10:09And I made my house hallowed, so now butterflies spawn in my garden.
10:13If I accidentally kill one, the Empress of Light spawns and tries to kill me for my wrongdoings
10:17against nature.
10:18I shouldn't have to explain why this is difficult.
10:21I said I would be good to nature.
10:23Now I'm whipping the Queen Butterfly in self-defense.
10:26I did not win.
10:27But by morning, I had two butterfly dust, so I can craft the Resurrection Butterfly.
10:31It summons pink and purple butterflies.
10:33The purple ones charge at the enemy.
10:34The pink shoot bullets.
10:36How do butterflies shoot bullets?
10:37Like this.
10:38I was about to challenge the Moon Lord, but there was a noise from the jungle.
10:41It's a boss.
10:42It looks like the Queen Bee with a giant jetpack.
10:44And it is!
10:45It's a Queen Bee that Draydon did experiments on to turn it into a mechanical beast.
10:50He might be worse to nature than me.
10:52I have to end this creature's misery.
10:53Wait, there's no escape from this attack!
10:55Unless...
10:56Run of Discord!
10:57It's an amazing item.
10:58I sure hope there isn't a boss that disables the Run of Discord.
11:02My butterflies are doing well.
11:04This is fine.
11:05This is not fine.
11:06I went back.
11:07And this time, I listened to the music designed for this boss.
11:11My mind went in seven different dimensions.
11:13I could see the past before it happened.
11:15The music is giving me a seizure, but my body is pressing the perfect keys to dodge.
11:20Each boss in Calamity has its own music, and they're all amazing.
11:23Mostly made by DiemDecoro.
11:25And he-
11:25I won't get into the music.
11:27Or the lore.
11:27I will.
11:28Now, to summon the Moon Lord, I have to kill his cult followers.
11:31Mainly this one, who places a force field to stop me leaving.
11:34Shoots lightning, clones himself, and has homing missiles.
11:37I came back at night.
11:38I dodged the fire and the lasers.
11:40He was low.
11:41I went around.
11:42I can do this!
11:43Wait, I have to pause.
11:44I'm getting a call.
11:44Yes, seven quadrillion cookies.
11:46What do you mean there aren't that many?
11:47Okay, I'm back.
11:48Oh, can I dodge that?
11:49Easy.
11:50I barely even struggle.
11:51He is so low.
11:52I'm on the force field.
11:53He's on one health!
11:54I win!
11:55Wait, what?
11:55But he's dead!
11:56It turns out, a lot of bosses have a desperation phase.
11:59Once they reach one health, they do their most powerful attacks,
12:02and I just have to dodge until it's over.
12:04I fought him again, got him to 1 HP, and didn't celebrate too early.
12:07I actually win now.
12:09Butterflies, I couldn't have done it without you.
12:11But I'm replacing you with a space dragon.
12:13He's just cooler.
12:14I'm about to face the Moon Lord.
12:15The entire screen went black.
12:17This, in regular Terraria, is the final boss fight.
12:20But I'm playing Calamity, Inferno, and Wrath of the Gods,
12:22so there's a few more bosses after.
12:24There's a box around the screen I can't escape,
12:26but his attacks aren't too fast.
12:27This is a really fun fight so far.
12:29I'm building up adrenaline.
12:30I can dodge!
12:31I got hit before I could activate it.
12:32There are two eyeballs charging at me.
12:34The Moon Lord and the other Dark Gods actually managed to defeat Zerok,
12:38and took his soul.
12:39Although, there were rumours that someone stole Zerok's soul from him.
12:42But I won't get into it.
12:44I will.
12:45This is the longest boss fight so far.
12:47This is surely the final phase.
12:49This is intense as hell.
12:50All my NPCs are getting killed on the sideline.
12:52Wait, he's turning into a black hole.
12:53That's probably fine.
12:54He's so close to dead.
12:56First try, baby, come on!
12:57No!
12:58He had 3,000 health left.
12:59Well, if I got that close on my first try,
13:02then I should beat it on my second try, right?
13:04No, I dashed directly into an eyeball.
13:06Then I got lazy.
13:07Why was I so good the first time?
13:08I memorised the attack patterns.
13:10I used Rod of Discord.
13:11I bribed my computer.
13:13It didn't work.
13:13I died dozens of times.
13:15But I am learning.
13:16And when all my skills culminated,
13:18when I was finally good enough to beat the Moon Lord,
13:21I forgot to record?
13:22Honestly, I must have accidentally pressed the stop record button or something.
13:25I did beat the Moon Lord on Inferno mode.
13:28I swear!
13:29Wait, what's that?
13:30It's a giant staircase.
13:31And there's fire all around me.
13:33Has Providence come to me?
13:34I found a platform.
13:36And then a voice spoke.
13:38Welcome, usurper!
13:40It's not Providence.
13:41She doesn't have a mouth.
13:42So who is this?
13:43The Dark One drifts in your domain.
13:46It is incumbent upon you to conquer it.
13:49Once triumphant, your fate shall interface with mine once more.
13:53And you will be tested.
13:55Good luck.
13:56I have two thoughts.
13:58One, that was absolutely awesome.
14:00Two, I don't know what incumbent means.
14:02I don't know who that was either.
14:03He said we'd met before.
14:05But first, I killed the Moon Lord again.
14:07Video proof this time that I did beat him.
14:09Which means I am ready to face Providence.
14:12To get the Rune of Cause.
14:13So I can face the Dog Sentinels.
14:15So I can kill Dog.
14:16So I can face Supreme Calamitous.
14:18Providence saw my fight and came to the planet.
14:20But she hangs out where it's hot.
14:22So I went to her temple and summoned her.
14:24Oh, first I have to face her guardians.
14:26I can do that.
14:27Well, this fight seems to just be Flappy Bird.
14:29I have hundreds of hours in Flappy Bird.
14:31Oh, usually not lasers in Flappy Bird.
14:33I made it to the force field.
14:34If I kill the crystal, I can go past.
14:36And then, look at this laser.
14:39This is how I responded to that.
14:40What do I do?
14:42For real, what do I do?
14:43I went in again and insta-to-death.
14:45Am I supposed to rod of Discord over that?
14:48How fast is my reaction speed?
14:49Wait, if I stay close to him, I'll get dashed at.
14:52But the laser moves slower.
14:53Now I only have three things to dodge at once.
14:55But no instant death from the lasers.
14:57I survived their first attack.
15:00They're on full health.
15:00They screamed, there's fire.
15:02What is happening?
15:03Consistently get past the laser phase.
15:05Now I'm in the panic and run around crazily phase.
15:08I need a break.
15:09I'll try an easy boss.
15:10The Queen Butterfly.
15:11Mainly, I want to beat her because she drops a better whip.
15:14Oh, I didn't realize before.
15:15In this fight, I have infinite flight time.
15:18Usually, I only get a few seconds that refresh when I touch the ground.
15:21But some fights are so hard.
15:23The game gives you infinite flight for them.
15:25So I can dodge all these swords.
15:27I actually did it.
15:28She didn't drop the whip.
15:29So I had to fight her twice.
15:30I'm back with a stronger rainbow whip.
15:32I have infinite flight here as well.
15:34Also, I can't afford the mental energy it takes to aim my whip.
15:37So I just hold down click and hope it hits sometimes.
15:40This is further than I've made it before.
15:41Which means new harder attacks.
15:43Wait, the screen did something.
15:44Does this matter when?
15:45Nope, I definitely don't win.
15:47This is insane.
15:48Now, don't stay in this laser.
15:50I can move either up or down.
15:52I could literally press nothing and fall to safety.
15:54Just don't stay here.
15:57I just really like Flappy Bird.
15:59And I died 20 more times.
16:00This phase is so hard.
16:02But at least when you get past it, the next phase is harder.
16:05Here's some lore about Providence.
16:07She was born from all the hatred after a great war.
16:10And her one goal is to cleanse the Earth of all life.
16:13He wants to set the planet on fire.
16:15But a guy called Yharim, who is the current ruler of the planet, banished her into the sun.
16:20And I've summoned her back to fight her.
16:22I know you're thinking that me bringing her here just to fight her is selfish.
16:26I went back in.
16:27I got to the final phase.
16:29I am on not much health.
16:30If a single thing hits me, I die here.
16:32I think Terraria is the best stress management tool in the world.
16:36Because after dodging this, taxes are relaxing.
16:39I also get to use a health potion once every 60 seconds.
16:42By now, I had regenerated to this health.
16:44And on this frame, I could use my health potion.
16:4627 frames later, half a second, I got hit and it would have killed me.
16:51Like I said, I'm training myself in stress.
16:54Well, I can't dodge that.
16:55Wait, I win!
16:56Oh my god, finally!
16:57I went inside the temple and found a sign that said,
17:00The guardians are rather simple constructs.
17:02Oh, that was simple!
17:04Providence is gonna be fun then.
17:06I went further into Providence's temple.
17:08There are beds here.
17:09Oh, these are for the lizard children I killed.
17:11I found the altar and summoned her.
17:13Fire surrounded me.
17:14It's fine.
17:15I can circle a boss.
17:16That's not hard.
17:16The next phase was also easy.
17:18Fire waves, fire explosions, the music is going hard.
17:21My live reaction was,
17:22HAHA, what the fuck is going on?
17:25Now, there is lava rising.
17:26That seems fine.
17:27I'm against a wall and multiple suns are exploding around me.
17:31How do I dodge this?
17:32He still has half health.
17:33I've been fighting for so long.
17:34Damn.
17:35But I crafted a new weapon.
17:36The Eye of Magnus.
17:38It makes me good at chess.
17:39No, it heals me for one health every time I hit an enemy.
17:43Good.
17:43That's great.
17:44On my second attempt, I left the first phase with this much health.
17:48I have a habit of doing really well on the first try, then dying a lot.
17:51Eventually, I got to a phase I like to call even more fire.
17:55A grid of fire, in fact, and 20 suns exploding at me.
17:58How do I dodge that?
17:59What the fuck?
18:02I will not give up, Providence.
18:04Oh, she left.
18:05Night time begins at 7 30 p.m.
18:08And Providence went to sleep.
18:09I spent the night doing research.
18:12Weaknesses.
18:12Providence has no known weaknesses currently.
18:15Oh, cool.
18:16Wait, I can move time itself.
18:17I set it to morning and fought.
18:19I got back to the grid phase.
18:20And this time I stayed near the center, so hopefully the suns stay away.
18:24I did it.
18:25Now there's rocks flying everywhere.
18:26What is happening on this screen?
18:28Please comment if you think that I made it out of this moment alive.
18:33It's surprising.
18:35I should have just dodged that.
18:37Eventually, I got past the rock phase to the flower phase.
18:39And she was still half health.
18:41There's actually another boss I can face in the jungle.
18:43And I'm sick of Providence.
18:44So I went to fight Dragon Folly.
18:46It's a bird.
18:47He was easy.
18:47I killed him twice to make myself feel better.
18:50Okay, three times.
18:50It didn't drop any useful items, but I can sell its feathers for a lot of money.
18:54And I can use that money to reforge my accessories.
18:57All accessories have a trait to them.
18:59Quick gives movement speed.
19:00Menacing increases damage.
19:02And you can change it by giving this goblin money.
19:04The one I want is Warding.
19:06It increases my defense.
19:08Also, I can buy alcohol.
19:10Vodka gives damage, but reduces defense.
19:12Moscow Mule increases damage, but reduces life regen.
19:16Tequila gives you defense, but less regen.
19:18So I drank them all.
19:19It seemed like a good idea.
19:20The first time with these new buffs, I got to the last phase.
19:23I've never been-
19:23I can dodge it.
19:24Back to the laser.
19:25Oh, it's bedtime.
19:26So it left mid-fight.
19:27I'm starting in the morning this time.
19:29Next time, I got to the flower phase, and the time is AM.
19:32The lava is rising a lot.
19:33Suns are exploding everywhere.
19:35What am I supposed to do?
19:36I made a slight miscalculation, and fell directly into the lava.
19:39But I'm still alive.
19:40Unlike Providence!
19:42Get wrecked!
19:45Oh, she left behind a gem.
19:46What is that?
19:47Huh?
19:47And that was the first time I saw the Devourer of Gods.
19:51He just took the credit for my kill.
19:53But I still got the Rune of Cause.
19:54I can summon Dog's Sentinels.
19:57I also got a new summon weapon.
19:58It seems to be Flaming Knives.
20:00Yeah, stabbing enemies is probably more effective than throwing butterflies at them.
20:04With Providence dead, I can mine Yulebloom Ore,
20:07and craft it into an Elderberry that increases my max health.
20:10I now have 780 health.
20:12I know that's a big jump from 500.
20:14I haven't shown you every bit of progress I've made.
20:16That's because 70% of Terraria is looking through wikis trying to find items,
20:20then waiting for an enemy to spawn that has a 2% chance to drop it.
20:23It's genuinely really fun.
20:25Also, if I mine a space planet,
20:26and then find blocks from the suspicious laboratories around the world,
20:30I can craft the Profaned Soul Artifact.
20:33This gives me the power of the Profaned Guardians.
20:35I've enslaved nature!
20:37Wait, no.
20:38The first Sentinel of the Devourer is chained within the dungeon.
20:41So I'm letting another force of destruction out of its prison so I can fight it.
20:44Wait, what?
20:45This is a cool boss fight!
20:46The camera is completely different.
20:48The boss is called the Ceaseless Void.
20:50He was created because Dog was creating too many tears in space-time
20:54travelling between galaxies.
20:55To fix this, Draydon, the guy who made the Mechanical Bee,
20:59teamed up with the real Calamitous to create armour for Dog.
21:02So he would stop ruining the galaxy.
21:04The Ceaseless Void is the culmination of all that torn space-time.
21:08And I beat him first try.
21:09The second Sentinel is in the sky, the Stormweaver.
21:12Also beat him first try.
21:14Almost like Dog doesn't want to be guarded.
21:16The last Sentinel is Cygnus the Assassin.
21:18He was paid to kill Dog.
21:20He failed.
21:21What's important is that he has this attack.
21:23It's the coolest looking attack in the game, but I beat him.
21:26Before I fight Dog, I fought Poltergast.
21:28He has a few useful drops, and once you get him to one health,
21:31he has an insane desperation phase.
21:33If I get hit by three of these, I'll die.
21:36I'm doing this to train my stress response.
21:38How can I be scared of social interaction after I've gone through this?
21:41I won, and got a summon weapon that creates little Poltergasts.
21:45Which means, it's time to fight the boss that I've never beaten in all these years.
21:50The screen went dark.
21:51I am in space.
21:52And the god-eating worm came charging at me.
21:55Fight me, Dog!
21:56I died, but I can try again right away.
21:59I survived the dashes.
22:00Did that deal 500 damage?
22:03That's the biggest damage number I've seen in this game.
22:05Oh, the next time he did 639 damage.
22:07Wait, I'm on a roll.
22:08If I dodge down and right, I can dash through him!
22:11The platforms ran out.
22:12The head deals the most damage.
22:13I'll be fine if I stay away from it.
22:15Every time I summon him, he speaks to me.
22:21It ran through my house and killed all my NPCs.
22:24It seems like if I dodge 6 charges, it swaps to a laser attack that shoots 3 times.
22:28If I dodge those, it goes back to charging on repeat until I die.
22:32I looked up what other people use for this boss, and the best summoning weapon is Calamari's Lament.
22:37Which is a drop from the colossal squid in the abyss.
22:39I went down and battled it.
22:41Why does this enemy have a complex attack pattern?
22:43I died to a fish.
22:45Don't say this isn't a fish.
22:46If it's in the water, it's a fish.
22:48If you think dolphins are closer to a dog than a tuna, you're wrong.
22:51I killed it, but it didn't drop the weapon, so I had to fight it again and die.
22:55Screw this, I'm gonna beat dog right now!
22:57No, I'm not.
22:59Screw it, I'm summoning dog in the abyss!
23:01It can kill the squid for me!
23:02This was one of the worst ideas I've ever had.
23:05The Eidolon Worm spawned as well.
23:07What am I doing?
23:08I had a run where I dodged all 6 dashes and every laser.
23:11It's perfect, I'm building adrenaline.
23:13I can actually do this.
23:14I've got adrenaline, I've dodged for 30 seconds.
23:16Okay, he hit me once, I'm on 40 health.
23:18Wait, he went into a portal.
23:20I've made it to phase 2.
23:21Now he's bigger and faster, with more lasers.
23:24Well, I'm getting better.
23:25Which was a terrible thing.
23:27My slight progress made me confident, and I completely forgot about Calamari's lament.
23:32I just kept fighting him over and over again.
23:35Okay, I'll explain what I've learned so far.
23:37After you summon him, he would dash 6 times at you.
23:40If you survive, there will be 3 blasts of lasers that shoot out then rebound.
23:44Then he dashes 8 times and repeats the lasers.
23:46This goes on until he reaches 80% health and phase 2 starts.
23:50He emerges from a portal and dashes faster.
23:52I've never gotten further than that.
23:54Because the head deals 600 damage and the laser does 200 damage, basically 2 hits and I die.
23:59And I get a health potion every 60 seconds that recovers 250 health.
24:03And I regenerate 1 health per second.
24:06Usually regen is more, but I drank a lot of alcohol.
24:09And I can't use the rod of discord this fight.
24:11He's the only one that's allowed to teleport.
24:12I just have to dodge a lot.
24:14But you can't really dodge, he's too fast.
24:17Instead, I can use the shield dash.
24:19Timed perfectly, I can dash through him without taking any damage.
24:23I basically have to parry 50 attacks in a row or I die.
24:26I'm in the second phase.
24:27I survived a bit and now he dashes out of different dimensions every few seconds.
24:31At this point, I have died to dog more times than I died to calamaris.
24:35I have simply too much footage of me dying to show you all of it.
24:38And then after my 117th death, I remember there's an item that deals more damage.
24:43So I went back to the abyss.
24:45I still don't know why this is its own mini boss that keeps killing me,
24:48or why the weapon is only a 33% drop chance, but eventually I got it.
24:52I have an army of tiny colossal squids.
24:54First attempt and I can tell I'm doing more damage.
24:56Phase 1 didn't last as long this time.
24:58If I deal more damage, every phase will be quicker.
25:01I can win!
25:02I dashed too early.
25:03Wait, if dealing more damage makes it go faster,
25:05I can change all of my accessories from giving defense to giving 4% more damage.
25:10I'll take more damage, but I think it's worth the risk.
25:13It's working.
25:13I made it to phase 3.
25:14What's happening?
25:15Okay, that's a few lasers.
25:17I can dodge that.
25:18What the hell?
25:19It's all right.
25:20I have a little platform to move slight amounts up and down.
25:22I did it.
25:23Let's go.
25:23Phase 4 is more dashing downward than dimensional attacks.
25:26I died.
25:27The next time it was square lasers.
25:29That's so much easier.
25:30Still died.
25:31Okay, this is taking too long.
25:33I have to take it seriously.
25:34The music I showed you before was amateur.
25:37I have to bring out the true hype.
25:41It's 10 hours of a man screaming, and it's beautiful.
25:44I am locked in.
25:45I got past the first few phases.
25:47The third phase was easy.
25:48Then I died.
25:49This continued for another hour.
25:51I died so many times that my hard drive ran out of space.
25:55I have hundreds of gigabytes of footage of me dying to this boss with a man screaming in the background.
26:01I'll just delete this for more space.
26:03Look, I'll be honest.
26:04This song is not my final motivation.
26:06I didn't want to show this on the internet, but when I really want to achieve something,
26:10there's another song I listen to on repeat.
26:12I actually listened to it for four hours during the marathon.
26:22This reminds me that I can never be broken.
26:24I can never be killed as long as I never give up.
26:27And then a voice.
26:31He charged at me, shooting purple bullets.
26:33What do I do?
26:34That's all right.
26:35It's the furthest I've ever gotten.
26:36I died 60 more times and then got back to the phase.
26:39This is so hard.
26:41I have to dodge at the perfect time.
26:43Then the purple shots.
26:44Okay, I see the timing.
26:45I can do this.
26:46What?
26:47So he does four quick dashes, then the fifth one is half a second slower.
26:51Why?
26:54Two, three, four.
26:56No, I went too fast.
26:57I can never get the timing right on that phase.
27:00My music is intense.
27:02I am focused.
27:03I have high energy.
27:04But this attack is impossible.
27:06I think I can't do this.
27:08Not as the person I am now.
27:10This fight is an art.
27:12I have to flow with the boss.
27:14Understand it.
27:15Be truly calm.
27:16So I bought a keyboard and started learning the devourer of gods theme.
27:20I don't know how to play piano, but I didn't care.
27:22I can learn as long as I never give up.
27:24I died.
27:25I pressed the wrong key and I tried again.
27:27I died.
27:28I pressed the wrong key.
27:29I played the wrong instrument.
27:30I died.
27:31I read the law.
27:32Dog was a force of nature devouring planets before being recruited by Yharim.
27:36Now he serves as one of the leaders in his army alongside Calamitous and Yharon.
27:41Yharon is Yharim's pet and best friend.
27:44I'll get into the Yharim lore later because now I have to practice.
27:48Studying the piano made me become more patient, more calm.
27:52I can focus clearly.
27:53After a few weeks, I learnt the song.
27:56I'm ready.
27:57Dog, dance with me.
27:58I started with the dashes.
28:00The moves felt natural.
28:01I thought about the years leading up to this.
28:03The day Terraria first released, I was waiting.
28:06I no longer fear losing.
28:08I fear only that my drive for playing will dim.
28:11This is the greatest challenge I've had in any video game.
28:14But I will win.
28:15I will beat Calamitous.
28:16I will become the strongest being in the universe.
28:19Dog, you were a worthy opponent.
28:25And then, in my new calm state, I said,
28:28LET'S GO!
28:30Damn.
28:31I need to take a break from Terraria.
28:34Alright, that's long enough.
28:35Time for Supreme Calamitous.
28:36I started picking up my graves.
28:38Since a gravestone drops every time I die.
28:40But at this point, I figured out you can check how many deaths you have.
28:44643.
28:45I ain't picking all that up.
28:46Also, I got a summon weapon that makes a small devourer of gods.
28:50I farmed the Halloween event for some new items while I considered what comes next.
28:54Before I can fight Calamitous, there are two more bosses to beat.
28:58Yaron and Draidon.
28:59Both in Yharim's army.
29:01Yharim currently rules the world.
29:02But as a child, he was thrown to lava with his family.
29:06At that moment, the egg of Yharon, a dragon, hatched.
29:09And swooped in to save Yharon.
29:11Together, they trained and got revenge on the old rulers.
29:14They've lived as best friends ever since.
29:17And Yharon would do anything for his master.
29:19So, I feel a bit bad that Yharon is the next boss I have to kill.
29:22But Yharim is called a tyrant.
29:24So, he probably isn't that nice of a guy.
29:26Though, I don't know if I am either at this point.
29:28Anyway, before I fight Yharon, I need better gear.
29:31So, I read through an insane amount of wiki pages, crafted for an hour, and farmed tons of enemies.
29:36My accessories look awesome.
29:38And I made silver armor, which has a special ability.
29:41Once per boss fight, when I drop to 1 health, I become invulnerable for 8 seconds.
29:45This is very, very good.
29:47But the best summon weapon currently available to me is the Mirror of Calandra.
29:52I have the materials to craft it, but it has to be crafted while standing near Shimmer, which is a magical liquid.
29:58But, I created this world a year ago on a version that did not have Shimmer.
30:02There is no Shimmer in my entire world.
30:05What do I do?
30:05Well, I type Shimmer into the recipe browser, and there's a bottomless Shimmer bucket item.
30:10That could help.
30:11I can craft it with a bottomless water bucket.
30:13And I get that from... let me do some research.
30:17It's a reward for doing 25 fishing quests.
30:20After beating the Devourer of Gods, I have to start fishing.
30:24Good.
30:24I can use the flesh of the Devourer of Gods to craft a fishing rod.
30:28It's called the Devourer of Cods.
30:30That's the best joke in this entire video.
30:33I went fishing around the world, everywhere you can imagine.
30:36It was a relaxing change of pace.
30:38I eventually received the bottomless water bucket, and crafted the Shimmer bucket so I could craft the Mirror of Calandra.
30:44It summons a war axe, two swords, and two bows that fire for me.
30:48To test them, let's try Calamitous' clone.
30:51God damn!
30:52Oh!
30:52Oh, I beat that very fast.
30:53I have come a long way.
30:55Then, for some reason, I don't know why, I tested them on...
30:59Dog!
30:59This was a bad idea.
31:01I died.
31:01I should just go forward.
31:02I'm finally ready to fight...
31:04The Devourer of Cods!
31:06Let's go!
31:06I don't know if this is an addiction or Stockholm Syndrome, but I keep wanting to fight him.
31:11But for real this time.
31:12I am ready to face Jungle Dragon Yaron.
31:15The entire screen set on fire.
31:17He's dashing at me.
31:18He's a giant dragon with feathers that don't catch fire.
31:21I'm dealing tons of damage, but it's hard to dodge.
31:23Oh, cool fire tornadoes!
31:25Am I gonna win first try?
31:26At least Yaron is nothing but a mindless beast.
31:29I don't have to feel too bad for killing him.
31:31He screamed.
31:32I guess I win first try.
31:33Wait, what's happening?
31:34There's more fire.
31:35And then, Yaron started singing.
31:41Oh, I died.
31:42So, Yaron can speak, but I doubt he has any emotions.
31:46Let's kill him!
31:54Oh god, he's singing to his best friend Yaron and calling me the enemy.
31:58I feel like the bad guy now.
32:00Here I am on low health.
32:01And then I ran into the tornado.
32:02But Silver's armor saved me.
32:04That's what these green particles are.
32:06Eight seconds of invulnerability.
32:07I can consistently make it to the second phase, but on low health.
32:11Then he dashes a lot faster.
32:13So I dash directly into a fireball.
32:16This is a pet that's afraid that I will kill his owner.
32:28Yaron is fighting for not only his life, but for his best friend and master's life.
32:33But I said I would beat Terraria.
32:35I said I'd be the strongest.
32:37I'd rather be an evil nature killer than a liar.
32:46We're both on low health.
33:07If I die here, I will accept it and quit.
33:10Letting Yaron live.
33:11He charged at me and it hit.
33:12But I still had Silver's armor passive.
33:15I survived.
33:16Yaron died in fiery glory.
33:18So, I didn't expect to get emotional over any of the bosses.
33:21But okay.
33:22To lighten the mood, I'll tell you that Yaron dropped 5,000 chicken nuggets on death.
33:27That's the funniest joke.
33:28But I'm not done yet.
33:29There is one boss left before I fight Supreme Calamitous.
33:33Draidon.
33:33The maniac who put a jetpack on a bee.
33:36The guy who gave dog armor.
33:38It's basically a competition to see which of us is more evil.
33:40And I mined new ore that zaps me.
33:42Nature is fighting back.
33:44But I mined it and crafted Auric Tesla armor.
33:47The armor that Yaron wears.
33:48And I really like it.
33:50And it still has Silver's passive.
33:52Now, apparently to fight Draidon, I need to use a fully powered codebreaker to contact him.
33:57The codebreaker is made of machine parts that I can find in the suspicious laboratories around the world.
34:02Draidon did experiments in the space lab.
34:04In the hell lab.
34:05They had enough parts to create a codebreaker base.
34:08And to charge it, I need to view an unencrypted schematic from the lab near the sunken sea.
34:14The sunken sea is where I got eaten by a giant clam.
34:16I found the lab.
34:17I got the schematic.
34:18Put it inside the codebreaker.
34:20And to decipher it, the machine needs 500 of something.
34:23I read more information until I understood.
34:26This is wild.
34:27I need 500 power cells to decode the schematic.
34:30And power cells are made from power cell factories that are found in the labs.
34:35I was supposed to dig these up at the start of the game and get them producing a power cell once every 5 seconds.
34:40Because I need 8000 to fully charge the codebreaker.
34:44So I went around the world to every lab getting schematics and more power cells.
34:48Now, I just have to wait.
34:49I want to do something relaxing.
34:51Like fighting the devourer of gods.
34:53I have to get a tattoo to remind me never to fight this again.
34:56Terraria has now turned into an idle game.
34:58What do I do?
34:59Oh, there's life outside of Terraria.
35:01So I touched grass and went to sleep.
35:038 hours later, I had the power cells.
35:05I decrypted each schematic, letting me craft the fully charged codebreaker.
35:09I can contact the cosmic engineer, Draydon.
35:13He won't fight me himself.
35:14Instead, he sends 3 robots to fight for him.
35:17All named after Greek gods.
35:18There is Ares, the god of war.
35:20Thanatos, the god of death.
35:22Apollo and Artemis are together, the gods of music and nature.
35:25I have to beat all of them, but I get to choose which order to fight them.
35:29So I looked up what the pros do.
35:31This guy beat them without getting hit once.
35:33I can't do that, but I'm going to choose the same order as him.
35:35Starting with Ares.
35:36He shoots a bunch of lasers and bullets.
35:38I dash side to side and dodge most of it.
35:40Then he either hits me with swords or does a laser circle that deals 500 damage.
35:45Both are incredibly hard to dodge.
35:47Once he's half health, Apollo and Artemis join him for a double attack.
35:50I have to dodge all this stuff for about 2 minutes.
35:53Then Thanatos spawns, and he is a giant worm.
35:55So this is basically the dogfight all over again.
35:57Except after dashing, he throws the sun at me.
36:00Then dashes, then sends a million bullets, which are pretty random to dodge.
36:03And then Hyper Beam.
36:05Repeat those phases until I die.
36:07Oh, and that wasn't my first try.
36:08That was my 37th try.
36:10I died straight away the first few times.
36:12I've had to buy an external hard drive, so I have space to record all of my deaths.
36:17The Rod of Discord is incredibly helpful.
36:19I can dodge the Hyper Beam, but it has a long cooldown.
36:21See this? Stress management.
36:24I am so calm now.
36:26God damn it, die!
36:27But apparently there is an accessory that could help me.
36:29Chalice of the Blood God.
36:31But one of the ingredients is only sold by a specific NPC called the Operator.
36:36And all my NPCs are weak to giant robot lasers.
36:39So she is dead.
36:40And for some reason, you can't steal from corpses in Terraria.
36:43So I can't get the Chalice right now.
36:45I went back to fighting.
36:47I just died so hard, my spawn point reset.
36:49Wait, what if I just lock in?
36:52I've dodged worm attacks before.
36:53I got this.
36:54I can literally teleport out of the way.
36:56Stay close to the head, dash as much as possible.
36:58This is just a video game.
37:00My ancestors fought bears with sticks and won.
37:03I can dodge it.
37:04Wait, he turned his head partway through.
37:05That's not fair!
37:06He never fired.
37:07He died?
37:08Do I win?
37:09No!
37:09Wait, what's happening?
37:10What's happening?
37:11Why is this happening?
37:12Why the fu-
37:13So actually, after I beat all the mechs once, there are three more phases.
37:18I checked the No Hit Guys video to see.
37:20Phase 4 is Aeris and the twins come back for a stronger double attack.
37:24Phase 5 is the twins shooting all over the screen.
37:27And Phase 6 is desperation.
37:29But I had a lot of confidence.
37:30I believed I was getting close.
37:32At this point, I said,
37:35I was wrong.
37:36This is when I said that.
37:38And I have five more hours of footage fighting the Exomechs.
37:41I still haven't won.
37:42I'm just taking a break to edit.
37:43I need to cool down.
37:45You see, at this point, my brain was constantly in the bargaining phase of grief.
37:49I kept thinking, beating this video game boss can not be important to my life.
37:53I should do anything else.
37:55But no.
37:56I decided to do this challenge.
37:58It doesn't matter if no one cares.
37:59It doesn't matter if no one watches this video.
38:01What matters is I said I would do it.
38:04So I will do it.
38:05For the second time, I got to Phase 4.
38:07All of these lasers would kill me.
38:09And they did.
38:09But I had Silver's passive still.
38:11I died immediately after.
38:13And I said,
38:17It was lagging.
38:18It was definitely lagging.
38:20It wasn't lagging.
38:21My mental state was getting ugly.
38:23I was mad.
38:24I started telling myself, I don't have to beat it this time.
38:27Or next time.
38:28I am grateful for being able to experience this fun game.
38:32New plan.
38:32I don't need to win.
38:33I'm just going to see how many times I can die to this thing today.
38:36The answer is many.
38:38I'm getting worried I'll run out of respawns.
38:41This continued for two hours.
38:42Getting mad.
38:43Trying to calm down on repeat.
38:45Toward the end, I beat Thanatos again.
38:47I circled Ares.
38:48I somehow dodged everything.
38:50And for the first time, I was on Phase 5.
38:52There's a laser machine gun!
38:54I died.
38:55That's when I went back to editing.
38:57So here I am now.
38:58I have more perspective.
39:00And I've learned a valuable lesson.
39:02If you have a video tutorial on how to beat the boss perfectly, follow that, you moron.
39:07So watching his video again, I learned that in the fifth phase, I need to circle around them twice.
39:12Then the desperation phase starts, where I have to run as far away as I can.
39:16Also, there are still items I can get that will make me stronger.
39:18The summoner class not only summons minions, but I can also get two sentries that stand still and shoot for me.
39:25It's like, really dumb to forget that.
39:28It's kinda like doing push-ups and just forgetting you have a left arm.
39:31The best sentry drops from a flying shark in the acid ocean.
39:34So I went to visit him.
39:35I say visit, I mean murder.
39:37But hopefully he's evil or something.
39:39Oh, he's the last surviving member of his species.
39:41I'm kinda numb to my horrible ways now.
39:44Is this how politicians who start wars feel?
39:46Old Duke is supposed to be easier than Doc, but I barely beat him.
39:49And he didn't drop the sentry item.
39:51And next time, he killed me.
39:53I got fed up and used the second best sentry instead.
39:56This flaming torch shoots at the bosses.
39:58I had this the entire time and just forgot.
40:01But now, with this new power, I still died lots.
40:07Screw this.
40:08I need to wait until my NPCs respawn, because there are still three things that can make me stronger.
40:12Getting that sentry weapon, Chalice of the Blood God, and a candle.
40:16I didn't realize it, but the drunk princess sells candles that give buffs.
40:21One of them increases my damage by 7%.
40:24Like, I just get that for 50 gold.
40:26Why did no one tell me that?
40:27While I waited for the operator to respawn, I went to interrogate my toaster.
40:31Are you working with the Exomechs?
40:33You filthy machine!
40:34But finally, she respawned.
40:36She sells me items from bosses I've defeated.
40:38So I bought the best sentry weapon, and it places a shark head on the ground that shoots fish at my enemies.
40:43And she sells me the items I can use to craft the Chalice of the Blood God.
40:47It increases my max health and reduces health potion cooldown.
40:51But the biggest thing is now when I get hit by an attack, instead of losing my health instantly, I bleed out over time.
40:57And since I keep regenerating over time, I can sometimes use this to survive on 10 health when I would usually die.
41:04Which also means I won't use Silver's passive as early on in the fight.
41:07And my only real way to win this is to keep Silver's passive available for the Desperation phase.
41:12With these new buffs, I went back in.
41:14I got to phase 4.
41:15Phase 5, time to circle around them.
41:18Duh, that is not right.
41:19I did not dodge one bullet.
41:21I got back to phase 5.
41:22The problem is I can't practice this phase because I died 20 times in between each attempt at it.
41:27This time, I got this.
41:28And on phase 4, Ares decided to go outside of the screen.
41:32That's so rude.
41:33I am doing fine!
41:35AHHHHHHHHH
41:36I got it.
41:37I beat phase 5.
41:38I'm alive.
41:38Let's go to Desperation!
41:40Wait, no!
41:40I was still bleeding out from the last attack.
41:43This is it.
41:43I triggered Silver's passive, but I am on the Desperation phase.
41:47In this phase, they throw a supernova at me, and I have to get as far away as possible.
41:51What the hell is this?
41:52I can do it.
41:53This was my live, vulnerable reaction.
41:58I'm having fun.
42:00I recommend-
42:01I checked the no-hit video, and this phase lasts 30 seconds.
42:04If I can run for 30 seconds, I win.
42:06The last time, I managed 10 seconds.
42:08Silver's passive only lasts 8 seconds, so I do actually need to dodge.
42:1215 deaths later, I'm back to circling.
42:14I can outrun the supernova!
42:16Yeah, no.
42:17I have to focus on perfecting the first 4 stages,
42:20so I have full health and Silver's passive and a health potion for the last phase.
42:24And I did all of that.
42:26And this time, I survived 20 seconds.
42:29Taking this seriously, I am on the Precipice of Glory.
42:32Machine, why don't you reconvene?
42:35In hell.
42:35I got to phase 4.
42:37I circled them.
42:37I have Silver for the last phase.
42:39This is it.
42:40I flew as far away as possible.
42:41My arena ended.
42:42I am traveling across planets to escape.
42:45Come on.
42:4510, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,
42:51NO!
42:52GOD DAMN!
42:54I was 2 seconds away from winning.
43:06I started the fight.
43:07I looked the God of War in the eyes and told him he'd been replaced.
43:11I dodged everything.
43:12I said that I will become the strongest being in Terraria.
43:15And I'll do it now.
43:16Because for me, there is no tomorrow.
43:198 lasers and they all missed me.
43:21My sharks tore him apart.
43:23I am the enemy of nature.
43:25I am the enemy of machines.
43:27I am the enemy.
43:29Thanatos, you may be the God of War,
43:32but you're not the God of War.
43:34Thanatos, you may be the God of Death,
43:36but I have killed things that do not fear death.
43:39I used my rage on phase 4.
43:41I learned to draw circles 20 years ago, you fucking amateurs.
43:44I still have full health and Silver's passive.
43:47I can do this.
43:48I ran as fast as I could.
43:49Used Rod of Discord to make distance.
43:51I just have to survive.
43:53No, I ran into the supernova.
43:55I have no health.
43:5510, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
44:04And there is Draydon, defeated.
44:07After I beat his mechs, he gave me his chair.
44:10I can fly around in style now.
44:12It has infinite flight and can hover unlike my wings.
44:15This means I'm finally able to fight Supreme Calamitous
44:20to finish Terraria for the first time.
44:22But first, I'm going to get as strong as possible,
44:25starting with a new summon weapon,
44:27the Cosmic Immaterializer.
44:29Basically, it's a combination of every other summon weapon in the game.
44:32And I didn't get all the others.
44:34One of the starting ones needs Corrupt Wood,
44:36but I haven't chopped trees in over 60 hours of gameplay,
44:39so I used a Copper Axe to chop it.
44:41One of the weapons requires Beast Stingers.
44:43I have a lot of those.
44:45I also need an item sold by the Operator,
44:47who is dead again.
44:49So while I waited,
44:50I FOUGHT DOG.
44:51I think I was doing this so long that it became a habit stronger than eating.
44:55All right, she's back.
44:56I crafted the Cosmic Immaterializer.
44:58This is it.
44:59That colorful orb is the best summon weapon.
45:01The next thing I can do to make me stronger is eat food.
45:05My diet so far has been exclusively Ice Bacon,
45:08which gives a medium improvement to all stats.
45:10But regular bacon gives me a major improvement.
45:13And bacon only drops from Pig Pinatas,
45:16which are sold by the Party Girl during a party.
45:18Parties happen randomly,
45:20so I skipped through days and nights until the party would start.
45:23I am aging the population with no mercy,
45:25because I HUNGER FOR BACON.
45:27Oh, there it is.
45:28I used my gaming chair to place the pinatas,
45:30then destroyed them all for bacon.
45:31I have it.
45:32I am EXQUISITELY stuffed,
45:34giving me 1 more defense and 2.5% more damage.
45:38I am actually about to face Supreme Witch Calamitas.
45:41I've never got this far.
45:42So, if you've watched this far into the video,
45:45let me explain some of the lore of Calamitas.
45:48Calamitas was from a village of magic users.
45:50The local tribes were scared of them,
45:52and they crucified her family.
45:54She used her magic to take revenge,
45:56burning their tribes into ashes.
45:58Spent her life becoming more powerful,
45:59hoping her magic would resurrect her family.
46:02And she succeeded in reviving her two brothers.
46:05They are the samurai that attack me.
46:07Yharim said he would help Calamitas if she let him clone her.
46:10I fought that clone before.
46:12Yharim is essentially evil,
46:13but I can't fight him in the game.
46:15There's a rumor he's the one that stole Zerok's soul.
46:18No one knows where he is,
46:20but his ultimate goal is to destroy all other gods and rule Supreme.
46:24But Calamitas is Yharim's strongest soldier,
46:27and in the fight I'm about to have with her,
46:29you'll hear a beautifully, brutally epic piece of music.
46:32Composed by Diem D'Coro.
46:34He made most of the music in Calamity,
46:36and I think they're some of the greatest music pieces in all of gaming.
46:40Sadly, he was pressured so much by the community
46:42to release his music as fast as possible
46:44that he remembers his Calamity works unpleasantly.
46:47And I somewhat get it.
46:48Thousands of people yelled at me to hurry up and make this video,
46:51but I took my time because I wanted to make it right,
46:54and because I died 800 times getting here.
46:56I have no right to address D'Coro,
46:58but I hope that if you enjoy making music,
47:00you'll continue to make music.
47:02Anyway, time to fight!
47:09That's her.
47:10This is the first time I've really seen Calamitas.
47:13The music is epic and intense.
47:15She started throwing fire.
47:16It seems the whole fight is in this box.
47:18I can't run away.
47:19Why is there another worm enemy?
47:20No!
47:21I used a potion and tried to dodge.
47:22It's nice of her to indicate this attack,
47:24but when she started headbutting me, I died.
47:27If I keep trying, I can learn the patterns.
47:29This usually takes me a very long time,
47:31so I'll be back in an hour.
47:38All right, I've grinded this fight for the past hour,
47:40and I've learned a lot.
47:42I started again.
47:43I waited calmly, only dashing when the worm was close,
47:46flying in a circle.
47:47The second phase is going up and down.
47:49She stays in the middle.
47:50The lasers are easy to dodge if I pay attention.
47:52Go in another circle dashing when she headbutts me.
47:54Now the screen goes dark.
47:56Get down to the bottom and fly back up, escaping the shadow hand.
47:59Eventually, another up-down attack.
48:00I can use the Rod of Discord.
48:02The screen turns blue, which means her brothers are here to attack me.
48:06I almost feel bad to return them to the grave,
48:08but I have to.
48:09I can spare no one to reach my goal.
48:11Once they're dead, Calamitous turns into a blue sun,
48:14and you know, there's a lot of circling in this fight.
48:16Now it's bird time.
48:18Ignore the birds.
48:19Just stay away from the suns flying at you.
48:21Another sun attack, and after this phase,
48:23Calamitous is on one health.
48:25This is her desperation phase.
48:27This laser attack is hell.
48:28I've died every time here.
48:30There's bullets that chase me,
48:31but I can live through it with Rod of Discord.
48:33Okay, I made it.
48:34This is terrifying, but if I just go in a circle,
48:36everything will be fine.
48:37I love circles.
48:39They have the best number of sides.
48:40Okay, next phase.
48:41There's at least a hundred bullets on the screen.
48:43This has taken me over a year to get up to.
48:45I won't fail now.
48:46I just have to survive as long as possible.
48:48What's happening?
48:49She's exploding!
48:56Congratulations.
48:57I win!
48:58Wait, what's happening?
48:59I just won, okay?
49:00Uh, please, sir.
49:01I won.
49:01Leave me alone.
49:02Wait, Noxus?
49:04As in, the super weapon created by Cthulhu to destroy Zerah.
49:07That's fine.
49:08Dodge the Dark Matter portals.
49:10And the lasers.
49:11I can barely tell what's happening.
49:13What?
49:14What happened?
49:15So, what happened was,
49:16I beat Supreme Calamitous in one hour.
49:19Honestly, not as hard as the Exomechs.
49:21But she is not the final boss of this game.
49:24I told you I'm playing Calamity, Infernum, Wrath of the Gods.
49:28So now, I have to fight the Dark God Noxus.
49:31But I don't have to do it alone.
49:33Supreme Witch Calamitous moved into my house as an NPC.
49:37I talked to her and she said,
49:39Welcome back, Yharim.
49:41Wait, what?
49:42She handed me an item, Genesis.
49:44When it hit my inventory, memories flashed before me.
49:47I remember plotting to steal Zerok's soul.
49:50I succeeded.
49:51I used it to summon the God to fight Zerok.
49:54But he said to me,
49:55To have a chance at defeating me, to be the strongest,
49:59you must sacrifice everything.
50:02I had to get rid of everything.
50:03My friends.
50:04My morals.
50:05My memories.
50:06I asked Radon to remove my memories,
50:08put them inside the Genesis,
50:10and give them to Calamitous.
50:11If I can go through the world with nothing,
50:14and become strong enough to defeat Calamitous,
50:16I will be ready to fight Zerok.
50:18And now, I have done that.
50:20The armor that Yharim wears,
50:22and I really like it.
50:23Ultimate goal is to destroy all other gods,
50:26and I will become the strongest being in Terraria.
50:28Yharim is essentially evil.
50:30I am the enemy.
50:32I am Yharim.
50:34I've given up everything to be the strongest.
50:37Was it worth it?
50:38No time to think.
50:39Noxus has found me and wants revenge for stealing Zerok's soul.
50:42Calamitous has the power to enchant my items.
50:44She turned the summon weapon that created a small devourer of gods into this.
50:48I am about to fight the most powerful weapon in existence.
50:51And now, at the end of the game,
50:53I have to go mining to get some more ore.
50:55It's important for the final armor set.
50:57I am a pirate.
50:59This armor does not have Silver's passive,
51:01but it deals 50% more damage,
51:03which is insane.
51:04Also, I got a new item called the Universe Splitter.
51:07You set a target,
51:08then 6 seconds later,
51:10it splits the universe dealing 60,000 damage.
51:13It has a minute cooldown.
51:14I have everything I need.
51:15I challenge Noxus.
51:16He moves too fast to use the Universe Splitter.
51:19I'm mostly running in random directions and guessing where he's gonna shoot.
51:22The sound design is awesome.
51:24I have no idea what's happening.
51:25Then he screamed at me and the screen shattered.
51:28Those billions of years ago,
51:30when the three gods defeated Zerok,
51:32they kept his soul safe.
51:33But I stole it simply because I said I would be the strongest.
51:37I would be the best.
51:38And then the screen went white.
51:41You have done well.
51:43Now, seek the Terminus.
51:44Your final test is at hand.
51:47It was Zerok speaking to me on the Fiery Mountain.
51:50He said that we had met once before.
51:53I remember it now.
51:54Now that I have nothing left to sacrifice,
51:56I might be a bad person.
51:58And that's what it takes to be the strongest.
52:00I grabbed the Terminus,
52:02the item at the bottom of the Abyss,
52:04and activated it.
52:05The world was in chaos.
52:06I was in a state of panic.
52:08I was in a state of panic.
52:10The world started shaking.
52:11Your final test begins.
52:14I was transported to another world.
52:16I walked until I found an apple tree.
52:18I heard the thunder of Zerok approaching.
52:33His face is blacked out.
52:34The god is beyond my comprehension.
52:36I tried to dodge whatever was happening,
52:38but it was too much to handle.
52:40I failed the test.
52:41I didn't respawn at home though,
52:43and my inventory had apples in it.
52:45They say you must pass the test.
52:47I'm not allowed to leave until I win.
52:50You must pass the test.
52:53The laser attack I can dodge.
52:54It's just really bright and hard to pay attention to.
52:56I have had a lot of suns being thrown at me in this game,
52:59but not many black holes.
53:00That's different, but I can dodge it.
53:02Wait, what's that?
53:03He destroyed my rage and adrenaline bars.
53:05He's breaking the game mechanics.
53:08This phase is just horrible, but I survived.
53:10This is honestly the coolest looking boss fight I've ever seen,
53:13and there are explosions everywhere.
53:15I died, but I cannot go home.
53:17It's not over until I win.
53:22Oh god, he has the coolest attack in the game!
53:25The assassin slices back!
53:27The background is haunting me.
53:29Then more spear dashes.
53:30Is this even real?
53:32Am I just having a nervous breakdown after playing Terraria for too long?
53:35I have to run away.
53:36Oh, I died for running too far.
53:38I have to stay in that circle.
53:40This attack kills me way more than anything else.
53:42Oh, I know!
53:43I can use Draydon's gaming chair to dodge it easily.
53:46Every time he spawned, he screamed at me,
53:48and I set the universe splitter to attack him.
53:50The chair let me dodge the lasers, and I got to the circle phase.
53:54I rediscovered what stress was.
53:56Yes, I did it!
53:57No!
53:58I sacrificed a lot to be here.
54:00I could have chosen to be a good person, to be happy with my friends,
54:04but instead, I wanted to be the strongest.
54:07Was it worth it?
54:08No point in asking.
54:09The circle sucked me inwards, but I dodged it all.
54:11They started moving backwards.
54:12Rainbow lasers are falling from the heavens.
54:15I can tell this is his desperation phase.
54:27You have passed the test.
54:29I have finally finished a Terraria playthrough.
54:33I alone am the strongest being in the universe.
54:38It's quiet.
54:40Where is everyone?