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Full Episode Of Situationship with My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:17You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:19You're insane.
00:00:20Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:21You and Asher are... you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:35But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:55How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:59We done here?
00:01:00Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:01Yes!
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Are we done here?
00:01:13Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:18You were amazing.
00:01:19Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:25Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:41Goodbye, honey.
00:01:42I can't do this anymore.
00:01:43What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:51This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53Take care, Monique.
00:01:54What am I doing?
00:02:12So I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:18Like seriously?
00:02:21So she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:32I'll be right back.
00:02:33So I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:46Oh, damn it!
00:02:52Shit!
00:02:54I'm so sorry.
00:03:00Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Yeah.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:10Same.
00:03:11Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:12Sure.
00:03:13How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:20Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:54What about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey, that's cool.
00:04:17What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh my god.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:37Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wingwoman, though.
00:04:56And I'll be your wingman.
00:05:34I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53Stop.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:33All right.
00:07:37Let's do that again.
00:07:50Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59It feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that made sense for you.
00:08:10What? No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:47And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:05Friends with benefits.
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello, ladies.
00:09:42Asher?
00:09:45You two know each other?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:53He's one of my best friends.
00:09:55What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:10I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article one.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article two.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article three.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article four.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article five.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:25Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Let's eat.
00:12:40No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:54Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:07A real one.
00:13:09No.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:23Remember?
00:13:25Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:45Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:57Friends first.
00:14:08So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:09Yes, you will.
00:14:23You're kidding.
00:14:25He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:27Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:29I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:32On Asher?
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34He asked you out?
00:14:35Yes.
00:14:36On a date?
00:14:37Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:39Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:44Oh, um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:50I'm getting a mini patty ready for the big night.
00:14:52I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:56Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:11Favorite food?
00:15:13Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special, it's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:30What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:53Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No, no, no, no, never.
00:16:02We're friends.
00:16:05Best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:39Um, I...
00:16:44Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:01I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:08I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:22Okay, thank you.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:45Why?
00:17:46Because I've sworn off one night stands.
00:17:50I'm a one night stand?
00:17:52No, no.
00:17:53That's not what I meant.
00:17:54It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:17:59Let's wait.
00:18:01So it can be perfect.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:28Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No.
00:18:43But not for lack of her trying.
00:18:45Beth?
00:18:46She's an animal.
00:18:48Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:11I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's my fudge.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:20:13Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:22True love does not exist.
00:20:25You will only get hurt.
00:20:27He is your friend.
00:20:29Don't blow it.
00:20:31Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist.
00:20:41You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend.
00:20:44Don't blow it.
00:20:47Friendship first.
00:20:50Leanne Lamont.
00:21:11Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40You're fucking weird.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:51Well, see you guys later.
00:21:56Here.
00:22:01I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:03I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:15Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:21Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:32Oh, my God.
00:22:34Are you jealous?
00:22:36No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:37Why would I be jealous?
00:22:38We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:44You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:45Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:47You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:52I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:36Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:52What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:59That's from Eric?
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:10Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:16No.
00:24:18No, I was out of line.
00:24:23I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:42Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:25:06Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:17I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's awesome.
00:25:39You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:43He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:52Oh, no.
00:25:54I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:06Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36You never know.
00:26:40Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:52So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00And...
00:27:02Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your loveline.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:31You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:28:01I love you.
00:28:03I love you.
00:28:30Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:36Do you have a key?
00:28:43I'll just take it.
00:29:01Nice trick.
00:29:03Right?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:08Who is that?
00:29:10I have no idea.
00:29:12Hello!
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17My front door!
00:29:20Hello.
00:29:22Hello.
00:29:24Hello.
00:29:26Hello.
00:29:28My front door!
00:29:40That's...
00:29:42How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait!
00:29:50Beth!
00:29:51Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:55What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57It's not what it looks like!
00:30:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:19You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:24I fucked up.
00:30:25Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:26I fucked up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:30:57Friends first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away.
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:17I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:26It was a stupid game, friends with benefits.
00:31:28But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please, give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:20Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:33Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:38I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:53Asher? Asher, it's me!
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours!
00:32:57What's going on?
00:32:58Are you with Leanne?
00:32:59Call me!
00:33:07Asher!
00:33:13Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:17I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:22you know where to find me.
00:33:37Asher?
00:33:45It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:51I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:54and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:34:05Okay, miss you!
00:34:07Call me, bye!
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:20and spend some time with you,
00:34:22but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:54Hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:58To love.
00:35:02Wait.
00:35:04Love sucks.
00:35:08Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:14How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:18Fabulous.
00:35:22Easy.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:54A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:25Hey, babe.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:47I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50I want to look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why
00:37:00I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:06Thanks.
00:37:36You're welcome.
00:38:06You're welcome.
00:38:37Hey.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:53Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember that part of your life is over.
00:39:06Look at the loser.
00:39:08It's all embarrassing.
00:39:12Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:34I'm sorry.
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00:40:18I'm sorry.
00:40:20I'm sorry.
00:40:22I'm sorry.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:26I'm sorry.
00:40:28I'm sorry.
00:40:31Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:33I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:35We only just got back together.
00:40:39Beth, we were never together.
00:40:42I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:45You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:51I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:55You're fired.
00:40:57You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:41:02I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:11And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:19Beth!
00:41:49I'm sorry.
00:41:51I'm sorry.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:21I'm sorry.
00:42:23I'm sorry.
00:42:25I'm sorry.
00:42:27I'm sorry.
00:42:29I'm sorry.
00:42:31I'm sorry.
00:42:33I'm sorry.
00:42:35I'm sorry.
00:42:37I'm sorry.
00:42:39I'm sorry.
00:42:41I'm sorry.
00:42:43I'm sorry.
00:42:45I'm sorry.
00:42:47I'm sorry.
00:43:03Hey, Eric.
00:43:05Thinking about you.
00:43:07When do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15You need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, your friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:25XO, XO.
00:43:31When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52How could you be so stupid?
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Clearly not.
00:44:05I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:38Bye.
00:44:58I will, I will, I will!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert? Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:17Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:29I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:46I don't know.
00:46:00Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:17Hello!
00:46:22Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:25You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:27I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:32Sure.
00:46:33Thanks.
00:46:35Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:05You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again, ever.
00:47:29Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's the source?
00:47:48Oh my god, why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:55It's not true, this will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my bethy-wethy this weekend,
00:48:02but you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:30Asher.
00:50:00Asher.
00:50:30Asher.
00:51:00Asher.
00:51:30Asher.
00:52:00Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Okay.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:27Beth?
00:54:27Oh my god.
00:54:40She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but
00:54:57you're right, and I won.
00:55:02You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:17I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:26Beth, okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:43Please, Beth.
00:55:47Don't hurt me, okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56Oh my god.
00:56:56No.
00:57:22Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:56Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:25Toodles!
00:58:51No!
00:58:53No!
00:58:55No!
00:59:25No, no, no, no!
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:59:57Come on!
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:19Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:25Stop.
01:00:30What are you doing here?
01:00:31Keep going, fast!
01:00:32What's going on, Beth?
01:00:34Security, take this woman away.
01:00:36She's clearly deranged.
01:00:38Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
01:00:40Let's go finish it!
01:00:42Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:45Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:50On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53That's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:09Azure, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:16You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't!
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:45No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51Beth Fallon, do you take me as cruel to be in love with you, honey pie?
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:08Dad?
01:02:09Did someone grab a chair?
01:02:11Oh, babe, hey.
01:02:15Wake up, babe.
01:02:17Baby, wake up.
01:02:18Baby, hey, wake up.
01:02:20Wake up, baby.
01:02:21LeeAnne.
01:02:25Azure!
01:02:25Yes, it's me.
01:02:26It's me.
01:02:29It's me.
01:02:30It's me.
01:02:31It's me.
01:02:32It's me.
01:02:33It's me.
01:02:37It's me.
01:02:38Asher?
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58Asher, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Leigh.
01:03:08Let me help you up.
01:03:16But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:19I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
01:03:38Yes!
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes,
01:03:48it makes everything better.