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00:00Then, oh my gosh!
00:01Wait!
00:02You touched a dead man with your hand!
00:04Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
00:05Ew, it's the sanitizer!
00:06What, a dead body?
00:07Oh, no, no, no, don't worry.
00:08We'll help you out here.
00:08Here, hold this.
00:09It'll make you feel better.
00:10Wait, a teddy bear?
00:11It's not creepy at all.
00:12Just don't look at the body.
00:13What's happening?
00:14I said, don't look at the body!
00:15What about me?
00:16My job is to give you a gift, too.
00:17We're not helping you, Kim.
00:18Plus, Gene was kind of like a figurehead.
00:19He didn't do much, here.
00:20No one really liked him.
00:21So, anyone might have killed him.
00:22What's that? Am I invisible or something?
00:24Don't worry, we'll take care of this, just don't look at the body!
00:26Um, and?
00:27J-Just enjoy the rest of the resort!
00:28The guy just died here.
00:29And don't flirt while someone's dead!
00:31Girl, it's always a time to flirt!
00:33I'm gonna go swimming and cool off.
00:34Okay, well I'm taking my Freddy Fazbear and going upstairs then.
00:36Alright, time to investigate on my own.
00:39Let's see if I can get any information out of him.
00:42Aphmau! What a surprise!
00:44Anything you need? Towels, fresh water, dinner reservation?
00:47Well, you see, after finding the manager's body like that, it was so scary.
00:51I was hoping that you would, like, reassure me.
00:53What? Me? Of course, whatever you need!
00:57Oh, thank you so much, you're so sweet.
00:59You know, um, oh, maybe we can take a walk?
01:01Uh, sure! Whatever you want!
01:03Just wait right there, I gotta grab something!
01:05Okay. Alright, let's see.
01:07Maybe I can get behind the counter and see what's going on.
01:09That really cleared him up. Let's see if I can, uh, security off limits.
01:12This is where I need to be.
01:13Wait, what? Huh? Wait, what's up?
01:15Uh, ooh, what is that noise?
01:17Uh, whoa! Jeez!
01:20Your tropical chariot awaits!
01:22Excuse me? Why does everyone keep blowing up walls?
01:25Wait, other people do this too?
01:27Anyway, hop in and we can start our walk!
01:29Our walk? Okay, it's kind of like a drive.
01:31I can't have your precious legs getting tired now, can I?
01:33Wow, that's not much of a walk now, is it?
01:35You know, do you know anyone who would want to hurt, like, Gene?
01:38Gene? I mean, everyone hated him.
01:40It'd be faster to list out who didn't want to hurt him.
01:42So, you think it was a murder?
01:44You know, I did see Aaron and Gene arguing before.
01:47I mean, who knows these things?
01:48But listen, if you ever need a real man to protect you, just come find me.
01:52Hmm, okay. Thanks, I guess.
01:55Oh, there you are, miss!
01:57Griff, aren't you supposed to stay in the boiler room where you belong?
02:01Um, excuse me, aren't your heels getting caught in the sand?
02:05How about you head back to the lobby where you belong?
02:07I'll show you what I think about that!
02:08Okay, okay!
02:09The gear shift is going crazy!
02:11Stop it!
02:12It's literally our job!
02:14Fine!
02:16Hey, excuse me!
02:17I'll show you what I can do!
02:19Guys, stop! Let's talk this out!
02:22Did I accidentally hurt you?
02:23Oh my gosh! Sand got in my face! I can't believe it!
02:27I just did my makeup!
02:28I'm so sorry!
02:29Oh yeah, we're sorry!
02:30I was just trying to let you know that your room's all fixed!
02:33Perfect! Why don't you go rest while we work?
02:36Oh, wait. What are you talking about? What about the murder?
02:39Oh, don't you worry! You'll be safe with us!
02:41Look, I got you!
02:42I'll carry you in my heels!
02:44Oh!
02:45Whee!
02:47Oh, this is so fun!
02:49Without those boys to bother me, I actually have a nice vacation!
02:52You know, it's totally worth sticking around here just to have some time for myself.
02:55Of course, I'm going to have to plan my leave, but I'll see how long I can actually...
02:59Whoa, whoa, whoa! Was that hurt about leaving?
03:00What the? Oh, jeez!
03:01You don't need to leave! You have everything you need here!
03:03That's true, but I have to go back at some time.
03:05This is just a vacation, meaning it's gotta end at some point.
03:08Oh, I guess Gene never did his job properly.
03:11You want an all-expense-paid trip?
03:13Forever!
03:14Excuse me? Forever?
03:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like it never ends.
03:17I've got pets and work stuff. I can't stay here forever.
03:20Oh, don't worry! Garth's kind of like a pet, you know? I've seen him bark before.
03:23How can I expect you guys to take care of me forever when you haven't even fed me yet?
03:26Wait, wait, no one fed you?
03:27You know, maybe like a nice dinner. Like a dinner with Garth, maybe?
03:30I can eat something, at least, with him.
03:31No, no, no! You don't need Garth over here! Let me go get you something delicious!
03:34You don't need anything from him! You just stay here, alright?
03:37Thank you so much!
03:39Ooh, two birds with one stone.
03:41Alright, time to get away and get something to eat.
03:44Let's see, I am actually hungry.
03:46But I can hold out a bit longer to get more investigating done to see who murdered Gene.
03:49I can't stay on an island with a murderer.
03:51Hmm, ooh.
03:53Okay, seems to be clear.
03:55What about the other side?
03:57Hmm, I can't let anyone else get involved with this investigation.
04:00What? Where are the boats here?
04:02Oh, there you are!
04:03Oh, whoa, what the?
04:04Can you please stop scaring me?
04:06Ugh!
04:07Oh, sorry about that, but I do have your food.
04:09Hey!
04:10Here you go.
04:11Ah, it's a nice cake.
04:12I know you'd like something a little bit, you know, with more meats, but still, thank you.
04:15Oh, sorry about that. Just go ahead, eat up.
04:17Ooh, nice cake.
04:18Oh my gosh!
04:19Wait, wait, you okay?
04:20I don't want it!
04:21Don't worry, I'll go get it! Just hold on!
04:23Those acting skills paid off. Perfect.
04:25Alright, let's see.
04:27He shouldn't have been able to find me so fast.
04:29Something is going on on this island.
04:31Hmm, let's see.
04:33Oh, there must be more cameras.
04:35Oh, hey Aphmau!
04:36Kim? What are you doing?
04:37Just relaxing.
04:38Aph! Aph! Don't worry, I got your water!
04:40Oh, thanks, I got some water here!
04:42Wait, Aph! Wait, I just saw her over here.
04:44There's a bear.
04:46Hey, Aph! Wait, where'd you go?
04:48Hmm?
04:49Oh, the stupid tracker had her over here a second ago.
04:51She shouldn't have gone far.
04:53Oh, she needs the stupid bear's batteries too.
04:56She's getting smarter.
04:58Clever girl, but as long as you're still on the island.
05:00Hey, Aph! Where'd you go?
05:02I know you're choking and I got that water for you!
05:04Oh, I gotta come up.
05:06I can't believe this.
05:08I would've been a goner.
05:10I knew it. I knew you betrayed me, Freddy Fazbear.
05:12You're so cute.
05:14There's a whole air tag in this thing!
05:16I can't believe this. You're my number one suspect.
05:18Hey, Aph! You doing alright?
05:20I saw you, Kim. Hey.
05:22Yeah, saw you took a swim for a while.
05:24Kim, look, I have a question for you.
05:26Uh, could you help me break in somewhere?
05:28OMG, are you kidding? That's my fave!
05:30Ooh! Okay, come on, let's go!
05:32Yeah, lock and loady, baby!
05:34Alright, Kim. You distract Zane, alright?
05:36And I'll sneak into the security room.
05:38Of course! I'll use my Kimmy charm!
05:40Oh, go, Kim! You got this! You can do it!
05:42Hey there, big boy.
05:44How about you and I go to the sauna
05:46and get steamy? Oh, Kim.
05:48If I had a nickel for every time
05:50that I thought you were pretty,
05:52I'd have to borrow a nickel.
05:54Oh, is that so?
06:00He's got sunburn!
06:02I see the murderer! Don't!
06:04Is he knocked out? Did you kill him?
06:06I wish! Little nerd is sturdier than I thought.
06:08Wow. Okay.
06:10Well, at least we can get this in the security system now.
06:12Thanks, Kim. Good job, I guess.
06:14Remember, we don't hit people
06:16for things they say.
06:18So I beat him up for nothing? Not that I mind.
06:20Wow. Okay, there has to be
06:22a key or something around here. Let's see.
06:24Um...
06:26Ooh!
06:28Got it! Yes!
06:30Oh, wow. You mean true crime?
06:32Like, crimes you actually don't commit yourself?
06:34Ugh, whatever. Let's see.
06:36Perfect, and... Oh, right, they have cameras
06:38everywhere. I don't know why I thought any less.
06:40Hmm, let's see.
06:42This is a camera monitor.
06:44Wait, no, what?
06:46I mean, let me see.
06:48Ooh, wait.
06:50It was Aaron!
06:52Always the pretty ones.
06:54Oh, I can't believe it. I got the
06:56tracking device and everything. I can't believe it.
06:58Was he tracking you with it? Yes, he was!
07:00What do you think an Apple AirTag is used for? This is an
07:02evil one, though. Okay, you know what? Fair point.
07:04Alright, but why would he kill that manager?
07:06I don't know. I'm gonna find out why.
07:08Kim, I'm gonna need you to keep
07:10watch, okay? Kim?
07:12Kimberly? Kim?
07:14Kim, stop stealing from the gift shop!
07:16Why? It was buy one get one.
07:18I didn't buy it, though.
07:20Alright, I'm going to set up a trap.
07:22Two steps ahead, and they're one step
07:24back. Hmm...
07:26Let's see, Kim should be telling them where I am.
07:28Oh my goodness, if this is supposed to be a date,
07:30I need to make sure I have a nice dress!
07:32Alright, I've got plenty here.
07:34I should have worn one sooner. The red one
07:36is screaming to me. That way, if
07:38there's blood, I can at least make sure
07:40it blends.
07:42Okay, I've got to get a
07:44confession on camera, then I can get rid of him.
07:46You know, it'll be easy.
07:48Yes, I know! You're in here!
07:50Seriously? Come in, please.
07:52There's a door, you know.
07:54Ooh, you brought a drink! The one that I
07:56said that you owed me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:58I got one. Oh, also, I made a date.
08:00A date? With me, right?
08:02Well, good. Come out here, please.
08:04Wait a minute, is this the reason why you wanted me to know where you were?
08:06I just want to pick your beautiful brain.
08:08Oh, you can ask me anything
08:10as long as I get this date! Great.
08:12Tell me, what else
08:14might I find on this?
08:16You shouldn't have that! Why? Because I would have
08:18evidence of you placing Gene's body.
08:20It's kind of too late, you know.
08:22I already called the police. It's not what you think, okay?
08:24Just give it to me for a second, okay?
08:26So I want to see it. Oh, no, just tell me
08:28why I put the body where I would find it.
08:30Just stop for a second! I need to see it!
08:32You know what?
08:34Come on! Ah!
08:36Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to do that.
08:38Okay, he was a murderer. It's for the best. Right.
08:40OMG, I just saw
08:42from the security room, Aphmau!
08:44I'm so happy you're okay. Thanks.
08:46But I feel bad.
08:48But at least no one else will get hurt now.
08:50Right? Well, sounds like it's time to celebrate!
08:52To the spa! Kimberly!
08:54Come on, Kim!
08:56You coming? No!
08:58Fine, yes. There we go.
09:00Kim, um, do we both
09:02died? This is not a great time to go to the spa.
09:04It's called a celebration, Aphmau,
09:06because we did catch a murderer.
09:08Yes, but- And it's still all expenses paid.
09:10Ooh! Like the sound of that.
09:12A relaxing time is fine, I guess.
09:14Yeah, that's the spirit!
09:16Now that sauna's calling my name! I want the
09:18VIP treatment, baby! Oh, okay.
09:20Um, let's see. Ooh.
09:22I don't know about a seaweed wrap, Miss Aphmau.
09:24A seaweed wrap? Good for the skin!
09:26Or maybe you'd like a nice mud bath.
09:28I did gather the mud this morning from the shore.
09:30Oh! Ew, don't listen to him!
09:32He's probably got worms or something.
09:34Um, I think a seaweed wrap would be nice.
09:40Okay, I'll be back, Kim.
09:42Alrighty, close the door. You're letting all the steam out.
09:44Alright, this way. Alright, you ready?
09:46Sure. Yep!
09:48Oh, what the- Whoa, okay!
09:50Whoa. It's supposed to go everywhere?
09:52Maybe I can- What the- Yeah, that's the point!
09:54Wait, the point?
09:56Wait, what do you mean?
09:58What are you doing? What's going on?
10:00Why do you have those masks on?
10:02Guys, this isn't funny!
10:04Getting out of this- Ah! There we go!
10:06Alright! Kim, we gotta get out of here now!
10:08Kim! Kim!
10:10Oh no! She's sauna to death!
10:12Girl, this is why you don't spa too much!
10:14I should start kicking in now!
10:16Oh, what the- No, wait! Don't you dare!
10:18Don't you dare!
10:20Whee!
10:24Night, night, Aphmau.
10:28What? Where?
10:30Where am I?
10:32Kim! Kim, she was a skeleton! She had too much skin!
10:34She had no skin, actually!
10:36Kim? Oh no! I knew it!
10:38I knew that- Wait, this is the front door.
10:40Let me out! Let me out!
10:42Oh my goodness.
10:44Oh jeez, there's nothing to get out.
10:46Seriously? Wonderful.
10:48There's only one way to handle this.
10:50Let's see.
10:52You yanderes, get out of here now!
10:54I'm gonna talk to you! Let me speak to the manager!
10:56Oh no, no, Aph.
10:58He isn't dead.
11:00All of you? You guys are alive?
11:02How? I mean, I'm happy, but still.
11:04We were all working together
11:06to trap you here. With us.
11:08What?
11:10You had the easy part, Gene, pretending to be dead right away.
11:12I had to take the stupid fall from the pet house.
11:14But the point is, Aph, don't worry!
11:16You're gonna be here forever!
11:18Wow. Okay. Can't believe this!
11:20Seriously, I have pets at home!
11:22Don't worry, we got Darth! He's a good pet!
11:24Have fun.
11:26We'll be back with dinner later, alright?
11:28I guess I have to.
11:30I'll take an extended vacation. Where's my knife?