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00:00I'm not a crazy person with facial stuff.
00:19Once a year, I do a couple drops here of Botox.
00:24That's it.
00:25When I first heard about Salmon Sperm Facial, I thought this is the craziest thing I've
00:31ever heard of.
00:32But then I had one done.
00:34I wouldn't call it a facial, though.
00:35I guess the sperm injected into my skin in my face.
00:39I don't know how they get the sperm out.
00:42I don't know how it really even helps.
00:45But I will say, two weeks after, people were like, oh my God, your skin looks so good.
00:51I'm like, oh, thank you.
00:52I just had the Salmon Sperm Facial.
01:07How was your day?
01:08Wait, hold on.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10Am I turning you on?
01:11Yeah.
01:12It's a face gym, which makes sense.
01:14There's muscles in your face.
01:16And you've got a helmet on your head.
01:18Oh, I've got hair helmets.
01:19Does my hair look thicker?
01:21I think it's getting thicker.
01:22The things you do when you start to get up there, huh?
01:25Anywho, Brooke Williamson, who we love and we watch her, saw my cooking video.
01:32She wants to do a video, which I was so surprised and so grateful for.
01:37I was blown away that Brooke Williamson was commenting on my video.
01:46This is not good.
01:47So I commented back.
01:50I was like, she follows me on Instagram.
01:53She knows who I am.
01:54It's kind of funny.
01:55It's cute.
01:56So hopefully I can do that.
01:58I just really want to get my own cooking show.
02:02I know I'm a disaster.
02:03You're not a disaster.
02:04Stop saying that.
02:05I think you'd be great on a cooking show.
02:07OnlyPans, please watch my new cooking show.
02:10First, I need to figure out my face.
02:12Do you want me to put this thing on your balls?
02:14Would you?
02:15That'd be so stimulating.
02:16Well, we're alone.
02:18We're kind of alone.
02:19So we will have a moment to ourselves.
02:22You guys wouldn't mind leaving?
02:23We're going to go have sex.
02:24We're going to have some fun.
02:26All right, guys.
02:28All right.
02:29See you after.
02:37How are you doing, Eloise?
02:39You excited to give Sissy the gifts we got her?
02:42Yeah.
02:43So did you see your sister posted about her nose?
02:47Her nose.
02:48Did you see it?
02:49On her TikTok.
02:50OK.
02:51So oh, my god.
02:52My eyes look so pretty.
02:53That's one thing I love about the bruising
02:56is that it makes my eyes pop.
02:58Does it hurt your feelings that she didn't share it with you?
03:01No.
03:02Why would I care?
03:03Even though Lola already knew, it would have been nice
03:05to at least tell her sister, like, by the way,
03:07I just had surgery and had my nose done.
03:09I just wanted you to know.
03:11You excited to see Sammy's place?
03:13I need to get my top back that she stole.
03:16Which one is it?
03:17My secret blue tank top.
03:18She took out of my bag at a hotel,
03:20and I never saw it again.
03:22This tank top is just so special to me.
03:24The color was perfect.
03:25It also fit me perfectly.
03:26I asked Sammy several times, like, did you take this?
03:29And she said, I don't know what goddamn tank top
03:31this girl thinks I took from her.
03:33I have no idea.
03:34I'm really upset about it still.
03:35You really want to make it about a blue tank top today?
03:38I just want my top back.
03:39Lola, stop.
03:47phone rings
03:50Hello?
03:51Hi honey.
03:53Hi.
03:54You're feeling better?
03:55Yeah, I'm feeling so much better.
03:57We wanted to come by and see you.
03:59We have a little something for you.
04:01That's so nice of you, thank you.
04:03Eloise and Lola are here.
04:06Um...
04:09Can it just be you and Lizzie that come in?
04:14I told you.
04:16Can Lola come up?
04:18Even for a minute?
04:20She has something nice for you.
04:22I know we made up and stuff,
04:24and, like, we're trying to move in the right direction,
04:26but I'm still not comfortable with, like,
04:28having her in my apartment.
04:30Okay.
04:31I'll be up in a few minutes.
04:33I'm just parking.
04:34Okay, sounds good.
04:35Bye.
04:36Bye.
04:37Ah.
04:38I think it's rude that she won't let you up there.
04:40I just want that top so bad.
04:42I'm going to ask her for it.
04:43I want it so bad.
04:44It's so cute.
04:45But Lola, I'm going to...
04:46She just took it, because she's so mean.
04:48Lola.
04:49It's light blue, and it's so cute, and so annoying.
04:51I will find out.
04:53Mom, please get my TikTok.
04:56Jesus.
05:04Hi, honey.
05:05Hi, Mom.
05:06Oh, hey, Eloise.
05:07How are you?
05:08I'm good.
05:09I'm just going through my stuff, finally.
05:12I know.
05:13I look so scary.
05:14What's on my face?
05:15Here.
05:16She has...
05:17Eloise.
05:18Oh, thank you so much.
05:20That's from Lola.
05:22Oh, I thought it was from Eloise.
05:24I'll tell Lola, though, that you like it.
05:29One of the main reasons why I started OnlyFans
05:32is so I could finally have the money for an apartment,
05:34a car, new boobs, and a new nose.
05:36I'm very proud of her.
05:38She's a wonderful, young, strong woman.
05:41I love that about her.
05:42She's just a little stubborn.
05:44We have some gifts for you that Eloise picked out
05:46for your apartment.
05:47She picked this for you.
05:49I'm sorry if there's braces on it.
05:51I don't care.
05:52Oh, wow.
05:53Oh, my gosh.
05:54You got me a Prada?
05:55Is this a candle?
05:56It's a candle.
05:57Oh, it smells so...
05:58I can barely smell right now.
06:00Thank you, Eloise.
06:01I love it.
06:02Anyway, how's it going?
06:03You seem good.
06:04Yeah, I feel so much better.
06:05Do you know what I did, Louise?
06:07You think I messed it up, Eloise?
06:09Did she mess up her nose?
06:11Do I look scary?
06:12Ugh, what happened to my face?
06:15I don't want to keep your sister too long.
06:18Well, it's not like she's five years old.
06:20She's fine.
06:21I understand, but still...
06:23Oh, she wants her blue tank top?
06:26What?
06:27She said it was a tank top that you took out of a bag.
06:29Ask her about half the shit she took out of my closet.
06:32Okay, I'm not...
06:33How does she even remember that?
06:34I don't know.
06:35I don't even know what you're talking about.
06:37Oh my gosh, Sam.
06:38Trying to break up the argument or the fight
06:42when the girls were much younger.
06:44Fighting over,
06:45you wore my outfit,
06:46you stole my pants,
06:47you took my earrings.
06:49Making them sit in a time out or something.
06:52I can't do that now.
06:53They're adults.
06:54But how long are you going to go on with it?
06:57Oh, I'm doing something you're going to not be happy about.
07:00What?
07:01I'm getting a grill.
07:02What the f*** is wrong with you?
07:04It's not like a tacky looking one.
07:06It's a really dainty, like...
07:08I'm doing like a little star.
07:10Jesus, Sam.
07:11Fine.
07:12I'll text the guy that I can't come anymore.
07:15There she is.
07:17How are you?
07:18Sweetheart, how are you?
07:19You look so beautiful.
07:20It's so good to see you.
07:23Sorry, I'm running late.
07:24Don't worry.
07:25How are you doing?
07:27You look beautiful.
07:29This is you, as always.
07:31I'm seeing you everywhere.
07:32You're doing all the right things.
07:34You look beautiful.
07:35You look beautiful.
07:43as always, a look with bracelets.
07:45Oh, thank you.
07:46Hello.
07:47Would you like some water to start with?
07:48I'll do still.
07:49Still?
07:50Do you have a glass of chardonnay?
07:51We do.
07:52Perfect.
07:53I'll be back.
07:54Just a little something to relax my shoulders.
07:55So last time I saw you, I'm trying to think.
07:58I think it was Christmas.
07:59Yes, it was at your holiday party.
08:02Thank you so much.
08:03Oh, thank you.
08:04That's a very nice little tangerine.
08:05Oh, wow.
08:06That's a country club pour.
08:07That's good.
08:10So are you ready to order?
08:12Is it possible to just do plain grilled artichoke?
08:15For sure.
08:17I think I'm going to have the soup.
08:18I think that sounds really good.
08:19Got it.
08:20The gazpacho.
08:21Anything else in there?
08:22OK, thank you so much.
08:23And I'm just going to collect the rest, OK?
08:24I met Kathy quite a few years ago.
08:26Paris Hilton used to be one of my neighbors.
08:29Oh, my gosh.
08:30This is such a long ass story.
08:32Charlie bought a house for the goddesses.
08:36They quickly left.
08:37And he wanted myself and the girls to live in there.
08:41My nephew would stay with me and the girls.
08:45And one night, Paris came out in her robe with her dogs.
08:50And my nephew ran back, and he goes, oh, my god.
08:54You didn't tell me Paris Hilton lived right next to you.
08:59I said, uh, I didn't know I had to.
09:03She was the sexiest neighbor of all the neighborhoods.
09:06I will say that.
09:07How's your family?
09:09Everybody is good.
09:10Knock on wood.
09:11Paris has her two babies.
09:12I know.
09:13They're so cute.
09:14Nikki has her three.
09:16And Baron has just had his third.
09:18You're busy.
09:19Yes.
09:20So tell me what is going on.
09:21The girls are doing well.
09:23Sammy just had her nose done.
09:24Oh, you're kidding.
09:25It's so weird, though, when your kids
09:27get old enough to do that stuff.
09:29Independent.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Yes, I totally get it.
09:32But Sam and Lola are not in a great place.
09:35So it's hard.
09:36They could not be more different.
09:38They're very opposite.
09:39It's not easy.
09:40There's always those, like, little peaks and valleys
09:43and peaks and valleys.
09:45Caspacho salad.
09:46Oh, look at that.
09:47Looks great.
09:49Oh, thank you.
09:50You're welcome.
09:51You know, I went through a tough time with Sammy
09:52when she was a teenager where she was out of control.
09:56I told her, I can't have you come and go whenever you want.
09:59I can't have it affect also your other sisters.
10:03It was just so hard.
10:05And then when I saw the stuff that you were going through,
10:07it made me realize, like, wow, I wonder if she, you know,
10:10Sammy sees it that differently.
10:12Well, I think Paris realizes it because, you know,
10:14she was totally out of control.
10:16You know, there'd be days that she would be gone
10:19or skipping school.
10:20She was a runner.
10:21She ran from, like, I don't know how many schools.
10:24It's scary.
10:25It's very scary.
10:27Now I couldn't be prouder.
10:31Look what she's done with her life.
10:33As bad as it was, she's taken her pain
10:35and turned it into helping, into a purpose.
10:40It's not easy raising kids with a famous last name.
10:45One of the things that's great about talking to Kathy Hilton
10:48is I'm sure my daughters feel extra pressure
10:51because their last name is Sheen,
10:53and everyone knows the Hilton name.
10:55It's different than talking to someone
10:57that's never gone through this.
10:58Sorry, ladies, sorry to bother you.
11:00Today we are passing our porron.
11:02It's a very traditional way to drink wine,
11:05What's in it exactly?
11:07Like, what flavors?
11:08It's sweet.
11:09It's prickly pear juice.
11:11What juice?
11:12Prickly pear juice.
11:13Prickly.
11:14Prickly.
11:15Prickly pear, yes.
11:16How's that?
11:17Prickly pear.
11:18It's a fruit.
11:19It's a bear fruit from the bear mountains.
11:21Exactly.
11:22Sounds like a fake fruit.
11:23How about if I try first?
11:25You try first.
11:26Perfect.
11:27Okay.
11:28So I got you, no problem.
11:29Okay.
11:30As long as you don't ruin my dress.
11:31Okay, there we go.
11:32Two, wider.
11:33Three, two, one.
11:39You know what?
11:40It's really good.
11:41It is?
11:42Put your chin up and open wide your mouth.
11:43Okay, Denise?
11:44There we go.
11:45Three, two, one.
11:46In life we have to,
11:47it's all about the experience.
11:49Exactly.
11:50Right?
11:51How's that?
11:52It's good.
11:53I'll have another one.
11:54Another one?
12:03So Aaron's gonna meet us.
12:04I can't wait for him to see this.
12:06I'm excited.
12:07I'm excited, too.
12:08So we can start filming here more.
12:09I love this.
12:10Because you want to start doing more cooking stuff, right?
12:11Yeah, I do.
12:12Are you excited to cook with Brooke today?
12:13So starstruck to meet her.
12:15Oh, have you, you've never met her?
12:16Mm-mm.
12:17I'm excited.
12:18I think she's here.
12:21Hi.
12:22Hello.
12:23I'm Justin.
12:24Hi, Justin Brooke.
12:25Nice to meet you.
12:26So nice to meet you.
12:27Welcome.
12:29Hello.
12:30I'm so starstruck to meet you.
12:31Oh, thank you.
12:32It's so nice to meet you, too.
12:33You're perfect.
12:34Thank you for having me.
12:35Thank you for being here.
12:36I mean, what a fun day.
12:37I feel so honored to have you.
12:38Oh, stop.
12:39No, it's true.
12:40Really?
12:41Yes.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43No, I was very nervous to meet you.
12:44Really?
12:45And very starstruck.
12:46I am obsessed with all the shows you're in, and I've learned a lot.
12:50And you were so kind to comment on some of the videos that I did.
12:53I'm so used to people saying such negative stuff, and I'm so insecure posting the cooking stuff.
12:59What are you worried about?
13:00I don't know.
13:01If you love it and you love to keep doing it, that's how you become great at it.
13:05I actually want to do a cooking show.
13:07Okay.
13:08With people like me that work with chefs like you.
13:11Yeah.
13:12What I learned from you guys.
13:14Okay, I'm going to grab my phone.
13:16I am so excited because I am here with the celebrity chef, Brooke Williamson.
13:22Hello.
13:23I've worked with huge movie stars.
13:26Okay, my first day on the James Bond movie, I worked with Judi Dench.
13:31I was peeing my pants.
13:33I think what makes me feel very vulnerable being with a chef that is a celebrity chef that I watch on television is it's completely out of my comfort zone.
13:45We are going to make something out of your new cookbook.
13:47Yeah.
13:48With figs.
13:49Yeah, it's a fun, relatively simple recipe straight out of my cookbook.
13:54If I'm entertaining, I'll generally make a margarita.
13:58I feel like maybe we start with the margarita.
14:01Perfect.
14:02We're going to do a spicy cucumber passion fruit mezcal margarita.
14:07That sounds delicious.
14:09Let's make a little puree out of that.
14:11Strain it and get the juice out.
14:13That looks so good.
14:15Cheers.
14:16Thanks for having me over.
14:17Thank you for coming.
14:22Oh, that's good.
14:24It's really good.
14:25A little crunchy salt.
14:26Hey, how's it going?
14:27My husband wants to meet you.
14:28Absolutely.
14:29I know so much about you.
14:30I watch your show every night because she has it on all night long every night.
14:33And you like watching it too.
14:34It's fun.
14:35It's fun.
14:36What do you got going on?
14:37Come over and say hello.
14:38Let me apologize for the margarita.
14:39Well, nice to meet you.
14:40You're my husband's hall pass.
14:42Really?
14:43Yeah.
14:44Okay, well.
14:45You don't usually get to meet your hall pass.
14:47I know.
14:48Ever.
14:49In the home.
14:50He has a crush on her.
14:51Do I?
14:53She's a beautiful woman.
14:54I'll tell you my hall pass.
14:55What's your hall pass?
14:56Brad Pitt.
14:57I had my hall pass right here.
14:59Oh, well, that's nice.
15:01This is my hall pass.
15:02Oh, honey.
15:03This is.
15:04Okay.
15:05Brooke Williamson, I think, is his hall pass.
15:07Pleasure.
15:08You know what was nice?
15:09You got to hang out with her.
15:11She was lovely.
15:12I'm going to go pee while you finish talking about your hall pass.
15:15She was lovely.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Okay.
15:18All right.
15:20This is delicious.
15:21Enjoy.
15:22I don't know that I've ever been anyone's hall pass.
15:25Oh, I know.
15:26That's why he wanted to come.
15:27I'm really honored.
15:28I'm really honored.
15:29He actually canceled clients to see you today.
15:31Are you serious?
15:32Yeah.
15:33I spent a lot of time testing these recipes and trying to make them really user friendly,
15:37so I would love if you could make this recipe, and I'm here for support.
15:43Okay.
15:44So, I'm going to heat this pan.
15:46I learned that, too, on the show.
15:48To preheat a pan?
15:49Yeah, I didn't know that.
15:50Really?
15:51Yeah, I thought it would burn it.
15:52Burn the pan?
15:53Yeah, I burn everything, so I thought it would burn the pan, too.
15:56Do I cut it?
15:57Okay.
15:58Where's that grossing out?
16:00It's that weird casing.
16:01It looks like a condom.
16:02Do I just do that in there?
16:04Yeah, you can do that right over the pan.
16:05Okay.
16:06Look at you.
16:07So, all of that delicious fat is going to mix with the honey, and it's going to season
16:12the honey.
16:13Okay.
16:14I'm browning the chorizo.
16:15Uh-huh.
16:16So, it's basically pork sausage, and then pour that in.
16:19I'm just standing here drinking a margarita while you cook.
16:22This is amazing.
16:23Perfect.
16:24Oh, gosh.
16:25Wait, hold on.
16:26Oop, yep.
16:27Cut this just like you would cut an onion, right?
16:29I don't even know how to cut an onion.
16:31Cut, like, little slits all the way down this direction, and that's how you mince a shallot.
16:35Let's put the shallots in the bowl.
16:37Okay, and just let this sit in here?
16:38Just let that sit while you're cutting that.
16:40We're just doing, like, a rough chop.
16:42Just, like, bundle it all together.
16:44I look like I have two left feet when I'm cutting.
16:47Then when you guys do this little thingy, it would go sideways, it would slide out,
16:51and I'd probably cut my leg off.
16:53So, let's spoon the chorizo honey over the figs.
16:57This smells and looks delicious.
17:00Let's add the herbs and the pistachios.
17:02It's just, like, extra texture.
17:04This looks so good, Brooke.
17:06Right?
17:07I'm so pumped.
17:08Of all the cooking videos I've done, this is the first complete dish I have.
17:12Are you serious?
17:13Yeah, no, it is.
17:14You've never shown a completed dish?
17:15No, I haven't.
17:16You want to try it?
17:17I do.
17:18This looks so delicious.
17:21Mm-mm-mm.
17:22Oh, that is good.
17:24Mm-hmm.
17:25Honestly, me, as a chef, watching you, like, pull this whole thing together,
17:30even though you were so unsure that you could do it,
17:33was so wonderful and satisfying to watch.
17:35Oh, thank you.
17:36So much fun.
17:37And I can imagine that anyone in the world would be excited and interested in watching that.
17:42I'm just going to keep posting my silly-ass cooking videos
17:46and hope one day there's a show there for us.
17:50Thank you so much.
17:51This is so much fun.
17:53My pleasure.
17:54This meant so much to me.
17:55You have no idea.
18:03Of course we're behind this bicycle list.
18:06Why don't they move over?
18:08Like, go on the freaking sidewalk.
18:09Dude, you're, like, running me off the road.
18:13Are you excited?
18:14Yeah, I'm just so nervous.
18:16But why are you nervous?
18:18Because what if it's too skinny? I don't know.
18:20I hope he, like, did, like, the right amount.
18:22I would spend hours and hours and hours editing my nose,
18:25and I would specifically not be able to post certain things because my nose looks huge,
18:29and I wouldn't let people post things because of my nose.
18:31Oh, my God. I wanted to rip it off myself.
18:33So excited.
18:34Like, getting my boobs done, like, I didn't need it.
18:37Like, I did because I wanted big boobs,
18:39but, like, this is, like, going to change my whole life.
18:41Really?
18:42I loved your nose.
18:44Well, it's gone forever. Thank God.
18:49You can have a seat there.
18:50Samuel and Denise, there's a stool in there for you.
18:53Of course.
18:54Hello.
18:55Hi. How are you?
18:56I'm good. How are you?
18:57Good. I'm so excited.
18:58I know. I'm so excited.
18:59Hi. I'm good. How are you?
19:01Good. Good. I'm super excited for you.
19:02I'm so excited for her.
19:03All right. You ready to take this off?
19:04Yeah. I'm so excited.
19:06I need to be so honest with me before I see it. I'm so scared.
19:10You ready, Mom?
19:11Yeah.
19:21It looks amazing.
19:22Super natural.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:25I'm literally going to cry.
19:27Aww.
19:29Oh, my God. I've wanted this for so long.
19:31Oh, my God. It looks so good.
19:33This is, like, how I faced Jeanette.
19:35Like, I can't believe it's, like, real life now.
19:38He did a beautiful job, and I'm happy that she's happy.
19:42I'm sure you can tell that I'm happy with it.
19:44Oh, yeah? I do. Yeah.
19:46I mean, you look gorgeous.
19:47You looked gorgeous, though, before.
19:49No.
19:50Yes, you did.
19:51But, like, this was, like, the finishing touch.
19:52I feel like a new woman.
19:53I feel so pretty now.
19:56I do want to look at this together just to show Mom.
19:58It looks amazing. I'm so happy for you.
20:00Yeah, now I feel like I can finally get my head shots done to start modeling.
20:04Really?
20:05This is the one thing, like, holding me back,
20:07because it photographs so horribly.
20:09Now I got a good nose.
20:12It's so hard as a mom,
20:14because I definitely don't think that Sammy knows how other people see her
20:21and how beautiful she is.
20:23Thank you so much.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25If you need anything, don't hesitate, okay?
20:27I had to go back to my 19-year-old self when I had surgery
20:32and remember how I felt at that time.
20:37I now really understand how much it means to her to have this done,
20:42and so I do think, for her, she made the right decision.
20:45This is, like, the best day of my life.
20:47Why are you crying?
20:48No, because I'm happy for you.
20:51You included me.
20:52Well, you weren't going to.
20:53I'm just here for my surgery,
20:54because you're, like, scared of dying under anesthesia.
20:56I'm just afraid I won't wake up.
20:58That's the saddest thing.
21:01What?
21:02Next time on Denise Richards and her wild things.
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