Who Is She?! with Caleb Hearon!

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00:00Let's go!

00:01No!

00:02Ha!

00:03♪♪♪

00:11Okay, hi, it's Trixie.

00:12Today, we're obviously here with Caleb.

00:14Oh!

00:15Hi!

00:16You know him from So True,

00:18and you know him from your brand new tour.

00:19I brought you here to promote your tour,

00:20but tell them what's going on.

00:21Well, the tour is...

00:23sold out.

00:24Sold out.

00:25Oh my God.

00:26Let me play with it.

00:27You walked in here and I was like,

00:28all right, we're going to mention your tour at the top,

00:30and we're going to mention it at the end.

00:31You're like, it doesn't matter, it's sold out.

00:32I said, I came, I said I have food poisoning today.

00:36I've been throwing up this morning.

00:37So if I look ill to you, I came here for Trixie,

00:40and the tour is doing what the tour is doing.

00:41By the way, I could have easily not worked today,

00:44and you're sick, and your tour is sold out.

00:46You could have just canceled.

00:47I'm scared of you.

00:48Ha!

00:49Ha!

00:50People are scared of you.

00:51Everybody says that.

00:52Trixie, people are scared of you.

00:53You have a negative reputation around town.

00:55No, I don't.

00:56You know what?

00:57One time I was with RuPaul,

00:58and I was like, you just scare me.

01:00And she goes, everybody says that.

01:01I go, then you're scary.

01:02You're scary.

01:03If everyone says that, you're scary.

01:05No, you're not scary.

01:06I just look forward to seeing you.

01:07Would you guys ever in the future

01:08have me put Caleb in drag?

01:10What do you think?

01:11Sound off in the comments.

01:12And I have some drag names.

01:14You do?

01:14I have some drag names.

01:15Maybe we should save them for the game.

01:16The game we're going to play today is called,

01:19Who Is She?

01:20It's a game I invented yesterday.

01:21So we have like probably 70, 80 wigs in this house.

01:24I've seen them.

01:25We're going to bring them in here,

01:26put them on your head,

01:27and then you're going to react

01:28and say what you think of it.

01:30You're not going to hurt my feelings.

01:31These are just wigs, not people.

01:32I thought it'd be funny if we psychically try to name

01:36what that wig's name.

01:37You know names like, oh, this is the Tawny.

01:38Yeah.

01:39This is the Becca, whatever.

01:40Yes, I'm going to walk in.

01:41We should try to like get on the same like mind meld.

01:43Cause I think we are on the same mind meld.

01:45Have you ever played mind meld?

01:46No.

01:46It's an improv game where you go around in a circle

01:48and in pairs of two,

01:49you turn to the person next to you and go,

01:50three, two, one, soccer.

01:53And you just say whatever comes to your mind.

01:54And then you go around the circle,

01:55building, trying to combine those two ideas

01:57until two people will eventually say the exact same word

02:00without discussing it.

02:01Oh my God.

02:02Improv is magic.

02:03It's irritating.

02:05It's very irritating.

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03:25Back to that gorgeous woman.

03:27So we have to put a wig cap on.

03:29Yes.

03:30So can I see the state of your hair?

03:31Yes.

03:31Oh.

03:32It's going to look messy because I have a hat on, okay?

03:34You have just gorgeous hair.

03:36Would you stop it?

03:36Can I touch it?

03:37Yes.

03:38Look at this.

03:39It's so thick and dark and gorge.

03:41Also, I know you guys are thinking,

03:42Trixie's show must be such a well-oiled machine.

03:45There is one person running around

03:46behind the scenes right now.

03:47Trixie texted me yesterday and said,

03:49what do you think about trying on wigs and naming them?

03:51That's kind of the, that's how we're doing this.

03:54Oh.

03:55I look so bad in this.

03:58So, no one screenshot this.

04:01No one use this.

04:03Oh, I actually-

04:04What do I look like?

04:05I look like, I look like a guy who like loads something

04:07into a truck on Law & Order SVU.

04:08I'm like, yeah, he hasn't been around here in a week.

04:11You tell him, he's got a paycheck waiting for him.

04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:13Last night, I was talking about like Law & Order SVU

04:15with like the strippers where they go there during the day

04:17and they're like, we're looking for Jessica.

04:18Jessica.

04:19Oh, you mean Starlight?

04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:22Girls who speak up out of that go missing.

04:24All right?

04:25All I know is his name's Joey

04:26and he eats pasta down at the, you know.

04:28Pasta.

04:29I kind of forget what it's like to have hair.

04:32What a nuisance.

04:34Well, I'm sure that helps for you to believe.

04:36No, like for wigs.

04:38Oh yes, okay, of course.

04:39What a nuisance.

04:39You're not very gentle with that comb.

04:41Oh.

04:42Just a little bit of a note.

04:43You're kind of poking and prodding on there.

04:45I'm sorry, I totally wasn't listening.

04:46So.

04:47I do not like the way I look.

04:49So what I-

04:50I do not like the way I look.

04:51I look like the mole guy from Atlantis.

04:53What would you do if you went bald?

04:55Oh, that's fine.

04:56Oh, really?

04:57Are you saying that because I'm here?

04:58Well, partially, but also I'm just so charming.

05:00I don't think it could ever be a problem for a guy like me.

05:02I saw this TikTok that was like,

05:04oh, look up that guy who was mean to you

05:06or that guy who ghosted you on a date.

05:08He's bald now.

05:09You know, they do that all the time with fat as well.

05:11Do they?

05:11Oh my God, they'll say,

05:12they'll say POV, your high school bully is fat now.

05:14I go, uh-oh, I didn't bully you.

05:16Can I stay out of it?

05:17Right.

05:18Bald and fat.

05:19I'm not so different.

05:20He's-

05:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

05:23Okay, I'm going to get the-

05:26You're really having an identity issue with this.

05:27I don't like the him.

05:28I don't like him.

05:29Okay, so I'm going to get a wig.

05:30So you're going to have to like,

05:31I don't want to blindfold you,

05:32but can you just like keep your eyes closed?

05:34Yes.

05:34Okay.

05:35And I'll sing songs while you're gone.

05:36♪ Trixie Mattel, no one knows how toxic she is. ♪

05:43Damn.

05:45Jesus, is my head too big?

05:47I'm about to mount you here.

05:48I don't like the way this feels.

05:49Okay.

05:50Who is she?

05:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

05:56What do you think?

05:57Oh my goodness.

05:57Wow, gorgeous.

05:58I think it's good.

05:59It's kind of like Thorgy at Gay Aspen's Geek Week.

06:02So on the count of three,

06:03let's just say what the name is.

06:04Ready?

06:05One, two, three.

06:06Juliana.

06:07Tiana.

06:08Ah!

06:09Ah!

06:10Ah!

06:11Ah!

06:12Ah!

06:13That was fun!

06:14That was pretty good.

06:15Iana?

06:15Not bad.

06:16I said Tiana.

06:17I said Juliana.

06:19Not bad.

06:20This is that part in the movie where like,

06:21I can't do this anymore.

06:23I'm out of here.

06:24Did you ever see the drag movie that was,

06:27God, who was in drag in that movie?

06:28There's a cop that lives next door

06:30and maybe it's like Robert De Niro.

06:31And is Philip Seymour Hoffman the drag queen?

06:34Flawless.

06:35Flawless.

06:36God, it's hard to get wigs on other people.

06:38Can you do this?

06:39Put both thumbs here on the forehead.

06:41Yes.

06:41This is how they do it on Broadway, honey.

06:43And I would know.

06:44I originated the role.

06:46I just did all of Broadway.

06:47I was in everything.

06:49Yeah.

06:49I originated Broadway, if you don't mind.

06:50Oh, this is kind of, oh, this is, this is kind of-

06:52Is this fancy for me?

06:53Ooh, you're like smiling.

06:54You like, like the way it feels.

06:55You don't even know what it looks like.

06:56This one feels good.

06:57Okay.

06:58Who is she?

07:00Oh my God.

07:02She's gorgeous.

07:03It looks better on you than it does on me.

07:05Oh yeah.

07:06Most of them probably will.

07:07This is-

07:09It's really fierce.

07:11This is gorgeous, Trixie.

07:12This is stunning.

07:13It's really good.

07:15She runs a PTA meeting like it's the fucking Navy.

07:18She's a horrible driver.

07:19She's a horrible driver and that's okay

07:21because she drives a very big SUV.

07:22Yeah.

07:23And she's on prescription.

07:24Oh, she's on many prescriptions.

07:25She drinks on the prescription.

07:26She gets therapy.

07:27Send them in her name.

07:28All right.

07:28Should we say the name?

07:29Okay.

07:30Okay.

07:31I'm ready.

07:32On three.

07:33One, two, three.

07:34Shelly Ann.

07:34Julie Ann.

07:35I'm getting a lot of Ann's.

07:36Julie?

07:37I said Julie.

07:38I did Shelly Ann.

07:39What about Julie Ann?

07:40Julie Ann.

07:41Is there a Julie Ann carrots?

07:42Oh, you said you had good drag names.

07:44What are they?

07:44Well, you know, my name is Caleb Heron.

07:46Right.

07:47I've tossed around Kayla Baron or Kayla Baron.

07:51I can play on my name.

07:53You hate it.

07:53Just get another wig.

07:54Kind of like a Baron Trump kind of throwback.

07:55Yeah.

07:56Yeah, it's fun.

07:57I love this wig on you.

07:58I really do.

07:59I feel very gender affirmed in this somehow.

08:01Y'all, the guest room's all made up.

08:03Y'all stay as long as you want to.

08:05Oh, I feel like Brittany Broski.

08:06Actually, it is kind of Brittany.

08:11Hi, y'all.

08:12Welcome to the Broski report.

08:14That was one of her iconic burps.

08:17It is Brittany.

08:18Oh my God.

08:19I need this man biblically.

08:22Biting, that's Brittany.

08:23Biting.

08:23I feel very good in her.

08:24Yeah, it's good.

08:25I think this is so far the win.

08:27I feel very good in her.

08:27Take her away.

08:28I want to remind the viewers and make sure this gets in.

08:31I am ill with food poisoning.

08:32Okay.

08:33I can feel that my energy is a little low

08:36and I did throw up four times today.

08:38So if you guys could just pray for me, y'all.

08:40When I got here, Trixie said,

08:42I said, I have food poisoning.

08:43I've thrown up all morning,

08:44but I didn't want to cancel on you.

08:45She said, good.

08:46Maybe you'll lose some weight.

08:47That is not what I said.

08:48That did not feel incorrect.

08:50That is, I said, I don't think you can lose weight.

08:53She,

08:55Trixie said, good.

08:56Maybe you'll lose some weight.

08:57And then she oinked at me for 60 seconds.

08:59We're getting a little bald.

09:00Where are you from again?

09:01I'm from Kansas city, Missouri.

09:02Oh wow.

09:03Oh, that's right.

09:04Mohart.

09:05Oh yes.

09:06The queen Mohart.

09:07Yes, the queen Mohart.

09:07Yes, of course.

09:08What's going on over there?

09:09Oh, they're doing all kinds of stuff, Trixie.

09:10They're, well, we have legalized weed

09:11and we did legalize abortion,

09:12but they're trying to take it back.

09:14It's very Republican there, but we're working on it.

09:15Shout out to Missouri.

09:16I love y'all.

09:17You know, it's hard because when you are from,

09:18like I'm from Wisconsin, which is allegedly a swing state.

09:20And I know not everyone is a piece of garbage.

09:23I feel bad because I like being from where I'm from,

09:26but I don't necessarily vouch for everyone.

09:28Yeah, of course.

09:29You're scratching me quite a bit, which I find interesting.

09:31Well, your skin's pretty dry.

09:32So it's probably very kind of like sensitive.

09:34Well, this condo is not very well maintained.

09:37It's kind of like a,

09:38we may as well be in like a back room

09:40at a mall right now or something.

09:41He's just not used to being inside.

09:43Okay, check it out.

09:45Who is she?

09:47Oh my God.

09:49Oh, she's number one now.

09:50Oh, I love her.

09:51And I love that you're not fully covering my actual hair,

09:54but this is good, Trixie.

09:56Oh, I know her name.

09:57This, she works at it.

09:59She works the graveyard shift at a diner

10:00and she's got three regulars she doesn't play about.

10:02No, not at all.

10:03It all comes back to Brittany Broski too.

10:05Cause these are kind of,

10:05this is her brains and her little tendrils.

10:08Brittany, this is you.

10:09If you kind of like did a psychedelic drug.

10:11Brittany, I would love to be you, girl.

10:12Would you hit me up sometime?

10:14Oh my God, she looks good.

10:15Isn't it uncomfortable?

10:16Do you like the way it moves when I move?

10:17Girl, I wore this on Queen of the Universe

10:19and I had to turn around like,

10:21what do you think, Michelle?

10:22You wore it on what?

10:23What?

10:24Oh God, I can't hear myself.

10:25What is this?

10:26One of my television programs.

10:27Oh my God.

10:27Two Seasons, Paramount Plus.

10:29What?

10:30Cancel.

10:31I didn't know that that was a network.

10:32Okay, more.

10:33And exactly, correct.

10:35Do you like, love the way I look though?

10:37I do.

10:37I really do.

10:39It's nice to see you finally done up.

10:40This is huge for you.

10:40Usually when I see you,

10:41you're in sweatpants and some sort of cutoff t-shirt.

10:44Right.

10:44You refuse to do yourself up for me.

10:45It's nice to see you pretty.

10:47Oh God.

10:47Let's pick up the wig.

10:48Is it coming off?

10:49No, isn't it uncomfortable?

10:50I actually am loving it and feeling very strong in it.

10:52It's also very,

10:53welcome, welcome to the 74th annual

10:56Hustle and Gage.

10:57Welcome, welcome.

10:58Yeah, it's very presentational.

10:59It's very up on the stage.

11:00Would you ever do a musical?

11:02Absolutely.

11:02Do you want to do one now?

11:03Yeah.

11:04Oh, Oklahoma, where the wind goes,

11:06marching down the...

11:08What about the fact that we picked the same note?

11:10I'm saying there's something going on between us.

11:12People are scared to talk about it.

11:13You gotta pick a name for it.

11:14I just, I can never be with you

11:15because I can never be with somebody funnier than me.

11:16You took it off.

11:17Guess I'll die alone.

11:18Oh, the name.

11:19You took it off before we picked a name.

11:20And we'll probably have to cut the part

11:20where you said I was funnier than you too

11:22because of all that.

11:22No, we're going to cut that anyway.

11:24Shut up, Nick.

11:25One, two, three.

11:26Paprika.

11:27Oh.

11:28What did you say?

11:29I went Roxanne.

11:30Oh, paprika makes it sound like it should be red.

11:32Yeah, a little bit.

11:33That's okay though.

11:34Was that improv?

11:35That was improv.

11:36Yeah, improv can be good or bad.

11:37I didn't improv.

11:38Okay.

11:39Brandon's going to kill me when he gets back here

11:40and there's all these wigs to put away.

11:41It sucks that he works for free too.

11:43He does not work for free.

11:45Trixie and I met in a bathroom stall at JFK airport in 2009.

11:51She was turning tricks for money.

11:54And I was a businessman on the go.

11:56I was on my way to Shanghai to close a deal.

12:00And I looked at this girl

12:00and I said, I'm going to take you out of here.

12:02And I put her in drag.

12:04And ever since then, she's been a star.

12:08Who are you talking about?

12:08Me?

12:09Yes.

12:10Do you like drag?

12:11Yes.

12:12But it sounds like there's strings attached there.

12:13Well, I've just, everyone always gets on my ass

12:15cause I've never seen Drag Race.

12:17And you know that.

12:17Can I be honest?

12:18It is quality television,

12:20but I don't think it's, it's not the red badge of courage.

12:22It's not.

12:23Is that a book?

12:24Sure.

12:25You know who I love?

12:26The hilarious Ross Matthews.

12:28You do?

12:28Fat.

12:29I missed when he was fat.

12:30I liked when he was fat.

12:31Tell him, this is your opportunity to-

12:33Ross, put the weight back on, honey.

12:34You look great, but you looked great fat too.

12:36Last year, I was depressed and real thin.

12:37And this year, all of my colleagues are so thin.

12:40And I'm like, damn, I picked the wrong year.

12:42Yeah, you got thin too quick.

12:43You should have waited until it was trendy again.

12:44Everyone's so fit.

12:45Have you seen Bob the Drag Queen lately?

12:47UFC fighter.

12:48Bob the Drag Queen.

12:50Now, who is that?

12:52Who's your favorite drag queen?

12:54Well, you, of course.

12:55I don't know if that was honestly,

12:56if you weren't going to say that, I was going to be like-

12:58I love Bob.

12:59I love Bob, but you know what?

13:00She hasn't texted me back.

13:02Hasn't texted me back.

13:03Oh my God.

13:04I texted her about something important, got no text back.

13:06Can you believe that?

13:06And doesn't follow me on Instagram.

13:09Bob, if you're watching this, I just love you.

13:11I'd love to get a follow back.

13:12I would love to get a follow back.

13:14Maybe this isn't a two-way street.

13:15I would consider her one of my best drag friends.

13:18I do love her.

13:18And maybe she has better drag friends than me,

13:20but she is one of my best drag friends.

13:21She really is such a sweetheart.

13:22I really, I really love her.

13:23Okay, I think this is really slay

13:25and I really hope you like it.

13:27And if you don't, that's okay.

13:28You know, I told you who my favorite drag queen was once.

13:30I love her.

13:31She's a Chicago queen.

13:32Her name's Dairy Queen.

13:33Oh, Dairy Queen, shout her out.

13:34She's fabulous, Dairy Queen.

13:35I love you, girl.

13:36I told you on one of the episodes that you were

13:38on my podcast, I said,

13:38do you know Dairy Queen in Chicago?

13:40And you said, you go, no.

13:41And she clipped it and tweeted it.

13:43Love.

13:44Yeah, she's very fierce.

13:46Dairy Queen's the one that did the driving away bit.

13:48Oh, really?

13:49Oh yeah, driving away from the annoyance.

13:51You shared that, I saw that.

13:52It's so funny.

13:53Oh, she's so funny.

13:54Okay, ready?

13:55Who is she?

13:57Oh, oh.

13:59What?

14:00What?

14:01You've worn this?

14:02Oh yeah.

14:03Oh my God.

14:04On the drag race, Holla Slay Spectacular.

14:07Trixie, I don't like this.

14:09What were you supposed to be?

14:10It was like a, kind of an 80s vibe.

14:12Oh, I'm getting that.

14:13It gives me Saved by the Bell.

14:14Oh, I don't like her one bit.

14:15Okay.

14:16I don't like the shape of it.

14:17I don't like the pink tendril.

14:18I don't like, it really does not,

14:20I can't believe, you wore this on television?

14:22Yes.

14:25The hairline is atrocious.

14:26I need to, oh, I mean, yeah, baby.

14:28It is, this is nuts.

14:30I'll say it's me.

14:31Maybe it's not the wig.

14:31It's just me.

14:32I don't look good in this.

14:33It's because you're food poisoning.

14:34It's because my food poisoning.

14:35Right.

14:36That's why.

14:37I look like Spongebob with the suds today.

14:37Yeah, you do.

14:39And I'm doing your very famous YouTube show.

14:41I know.

14:42Can we just say that that's friendship?

14:43No.

14:45I never get to stand in my videos.

14:46Why am I putting wigs on you and I'm like runway walking?

14:49I don't know, hon.

14:50I want to think of a name for her,

14:51but I'm so confused about her vibe.

14:53Oh, I know what I'll call her.

14:54Okay.

14:55I know what I'll call her.

14:56Ready?

14:56One, two, three.

14:57Tell me.

14:59I really thought you were going to say Kelly.

15:00Cindy.

15:01Cause I was just thinking Cindy Lauper.

15:02Why do you think I didn't at least shave for this?

15:05You've got like a hundred or what?

15:06You have like 120,000 subscribers or something.

15:09Your channel is kind of, it's like growing a lot.

15:11I should have at least shaved for this.

15:122.4 million.

15:13Oh, really?

15:15Shocking.

15:16You go girl.

15:17I love that.

15:18You know what?

15:19You know, I may not be pretty.

15:19I may not be smart,

15:20but I will sit in this room and talk to myself.

15:22Okay.

15:24I like this hair on you.

15:25I think you need to,

15:26you have to imagine with the right outfit.

15:28Okay.

15:29That's fair.

15:30I mean, I dressed.

15:31Yeah, I didn't dress.

15:32I didn't dress for the occasion.

15:33Yeah.

15:33Well, I knew you were sick

15:35because you wore this hospital gown.

15:37Yeah.

15:38Ken, do you think people at home can tell

15:39that your dress has party city quality to it?

15:41Girl.

15:42Or is that just something I know?

15:43Cause I'm here in person.

15:44It's definitely off the rack.

15:46How do you figure out what you're going to wear

15:47to your little,

15:48when you have to go on stage as a normal person.

15:50That's something I don't live.

15:51I don't dress nice.

15:52I wear like black jeans and a black t-shirt.

15:54Isn't that boring?

15:55No.

15:56I think the straight guy version of that

15:56is the leather jacket.

15:58And the girls have the leather jacket now too.

16:00I know.

16:00And it's the little cut one with the longer sleeves.

16:02Yeah.

16:03You gotta give it to Taylor Tomlinson.

16:04Get that little leather jacket.

16:05Get the two sausage rolls on the side of the leg,

16:06the head and just go for it.

16:08You talk about someone who's funny.

16:09Has Taylor been on this show?

16:09Hi, Taylor.

16:10Hi, Taylor.

16:11You're so funny.

16:12She's so funny.

16:13And she's so gorgeous.

16:14Taylor, you come on the channel.

16:14Pride month is coming.

16:15Taylor, you come on the channel, hon.

16:17Caleb's here.

16:18I'm here.

16:19Oh, Taylor, I'd love to put her in drag.

16:20She'd look great in drag.

16:21Yeah.

16:22It's fun to put girls in drag.

16:23It's like falling off a log.

16:28Totally.

16:29I totally understand that.

16:29And thank you for saying that, Trixie.

16:31You're welcome.

16:31I can't imagine what it takes to make you look good.

16:33Honestly, can I tell you,

16:34there's a reason why people was like,

16:36let so-and-so come on the channel and paint you.

16:37I'm like, no.

16:38You think I'm gonna look good in plastic tiaras makeup.

16:41This is really horny.

16:42Who is she?

16:44Oh my goodness.

16:45See, I'm loving her again.

16:46We're learning something about me, aren't we?

16:47I like a traditional girl.

16:49You like a bang.

16:49I like a bang and I like a traditional girl.

16:52This is Jenny in Forrest Gump

16:53when she sings naked on the stage.

16:56Bobby Dylan.

16:56This is Bobby Dylan.

16:58This is Bobby Dylan.

16:58One, two, three, Bobby Dylan.

17:01And you didn't do it with me.

17:02I'm sorry.

17:02I thought you were counting yourself in to sing.

17:04No, it's okay.

17:05Do you like Bob Dylan?

17:07Oh, sure.

17:07Would you have sex with Timothee Chalamet?

17:09Oh, absolutely.

17:10Timothee, if you're watching,

17:11I think we would have a lot of fun together.

17:12I think he's been holding out for you.

17:14Yeah, I would have sex with him.

17:15What type of men do you like?

17:16All kinds.

17:17All kinds.

17:18All kinds of men.

17:18Yeah, I do all kinds of things.

17:19Fat ones, short ones, skinny ones.

17:20There's not a thing that could trip me up.

17:22If you're a lot of fun, I wanna hang out.

17:23That's how I feel too.

17:24I have no rubric.

17:26It's just vibes.

17:27I like it.

17:28And there's sometimes someone will show me someone

17:29that is objectively,

17:30he might even look exactly like someone

17:31that I've dated before.

17:32And I go, no, there's an energy.

17:34There's something in the eyes.

17:36Right.

17:36I like somebody who's a lot of fun, who's really nice.

17:38How many roads must a man walk down?

17:42I really love this.

17:43I love her.

17:44You know what she is?

17:45She's the girl.

17:46She's the girl in the small town.

17:47And you know what?

17:48She's the hot, hot waitress at the Waffle House.

17:50She's the, yeah, she's the only one

17:51that's got all of her normal teeth.

17:53At least the front ones.

17:54She doesn't break up any of the fights

17:55because she's too, they know there's money there.

17:57I like it.

17:57Let's do the name.

17:58Ready?

17:59Hold on here.

18:00I'll think of it.

18:01Okay. Ready?

18:02Hold on.

18:02You're rushing me.

18:03Hold on.

18:04Okay.

18:05Ready?

18:06Yeah.

18:07One, two, three.

18:07Hailey.

18:08Hailey.

18:09Hailey's not bad.

18:10I know.

18:11Hailey's really.

18:12Hailey's like.

18:12Something real bumpkin about that.

18:13Hailey's out there.

18:14Hi, my name's Hailey.

18:15Hailey Renee.

18:16My name's Hailey Lynn.

18:17I'm from Fort Worth, Texas.

18:19And I love to suck my own toes.

18:22Hi, my name's Hailey Jo Cartwright.

18:24I am running to be your pork queen of 2025.

18:27My name's Hailey Lynn

18:28and I'm the prettiest one of the bunch.

18:30My name's Hailey Jo Cartwright

18:32and I'm going to come in here

18:33and show y'all what I'm all, what I'm made of.

18:36My name's Hailey Lynn and I'm like a diesel.

18:39Take me a while to warm up, but I can go for miles.

18:42Nice.

18:45Nice, Tracy.

18:46That was fun.

18:47She sounds congested.

18:48Hailey.

18:49Yeah. The way you were doing it for sure.

18:51Do you know what I just realized the other day, Trixie?

18:53What?

18:53I want to play John Travolta's character in Hairspray.

18:55Can I say, I was putting this wig on you going, yes.

18:58Yeah.

18:59I had that thought.

19:00You mean like in the musical?

19:01Yes.

19:01Or you want to remake the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer?

19:03Both.

19:04First we start and then we go.

19:05Casey Turnblad.

19:06Casey Turnblad, I left my iron on.

19:08I left my horn on.

19:09My iron on.

19:11Big ain't the problem, this family will-

19:13What the heck is that?

19:16Big ain't the family in this-

19:17Try to get the line right for me.

19:19Big ain't the family in this-

19:21No.

19:22Big ain't the problem, this family-

19:22There we go.

19:23God bless the people who have to edit this show.

19:26It's me.

19:27Good Lord. How do you do it?

19:28Okay. I think you're going to like this.

19:29I don't know though.

19:30I've thought that before and I've been hurt.

19:32Yeah. I'm sorry.

19:34Nothing. Everything's good.

19:35Okay.

19:36When I see this wig on you, now I can't believe I wore it.

19:38And I just wore it in a video yesterday.

19:40Hold on.

19:41I'm going to just grab the face first.

19:43We have different size heads too.

19:44And if you were a drag queen,

19:45you know you have to shave off your sideburns, right?

19:47Yeah. You know, when you touch my chin like that,

19:49I went in for a kiss.

19:51That felt very natural to me.

19:53Well, you know what's great about me?

19:55You always know that there's consent.

19:56Doesn't matter who you are.

19:58Come right up to me.

19:58Give me the bowling ball grip.

19:59Yeah. I don't know if that's-

20:00As long as I can get a ride home.

20:02Yeah.

20:02When I was in Milwaukee,

20:03there was this one like chaser who would circle the gay bars

20:06and he was a taxi driver.

20:08Like circle the gay bars

20:09and look for the girls leaving the shows.

20:11And you could like flirt and get the free ride home.

20:12And then you would get out of the car and he'd be like,

20:14so should I come up?

20:15And you're like, no, have a good night.

20:16No, certainly not.

20:17Who is she?

20:18I don't know.

20:19Oh.

20:20You don't like this?

20:21Oh, no. I mean, it's, um-

20:23You don't ever-

20:24Do you remember at Home Alone when Marv gets electrocuted?

20:26Yes.

20:27And he's like, ooh!

20:28Yes.

20:29I look, I kind of look like,

20:31like a professor at Hogwarts or something.

20:33Like there's the witchy one that does the-

20:35Professor Trelawney.

20:36I don't know who she, I don't know what I am in her.

20:38What were you in her?

20:39What were you thinking of her?

20:40I DJed in it.

20:41It has like a disco vibe if you style it.

20:43You DJed in this in like two nights ago?

20:45Last night, yes.

20:45Last night.

20:46And so it's just probably covered in your sweat.

20:48No, I wasn't sweating.

20:49I don't sweat much.

20:50Dead serious.

20:51Okay.

20:52I'm wondering who she is.

20:53She's sitting at the bar.

20:55She's saddled to that bar.

20:56She's smoking.

20:57You know what they do in Wisconsin?

20:58Some of the small towns,

20:59they'll smoke indoors and pay like $5

21:02so that eventually when they do get the fine,

21:04the bar has the money for the fine.

21:05Oh, that's beautiful.

21:06So they'll just smoke through it and just tip.

21:08That's community.

21:09She's definitely doing that.

21:10She's definitely doing that.

21:11And she's got a couple of kids.

21:13Of course.

21:13And she's not close with all of them.

21:14Maybe she don't have custody.

21:16No, she don't have custody of all of them.

21:17She got one.

21:18The older one, she got her all the way to 18.

21:20But the other ones, they did get,

21:21they live with their grandma.

21:23I've got it.

21:24Okay.

21:25One, two, three.

21:26Cheryl.

21:27Patience.

21:27I almost said Cheryl.

21:28No, you did not.

21:29Yes, I did.

21:30Patience is good.

21:31Or serenity.

21:32Or chastity.

21:33Well, I don't think she's chastity.

21:34But chastity's one of the,

21:35you know what I'm saying?

21:36Chastity's a great drag name

21:38if your character's just like the whore.

21:40Yeah.

21:40What do you think my drag thing would be?

21:42Like persona-wise.

21:43Like you would,

21:44well, Delta Work beat you to it

21:45because she has a pod where she just talks in drag.

21:48You think I would be like a Delta Work type?

21:50Because she does a pod and talks.

21:51Okay.

21:52And I'm thinking of you in drag doing your pod,

21:54but that's kind of what Delta does.

21:56Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

21:56I wouldn't take that from her.

21:57Don't take that from her.

21:58And if you do, she'll let you know.

22:00I'd let her have it.

22:01I'm saying, Delta, you keep it, girl.

22:02Well, it's also Albert Einstein.

22:04It's very, yeah.

22:05Maybe if I was a drag queen,

22:06my thing would be academic.

22:08I'd be like smart.

22:09I'd be like giving book recommendations.

22:10We need a smart drag queen.

22:12Girl, I think people who have an education

22:14figure out that they don't want to do this.

22:15Yeah.

22:16Do you have an education?

22:18Oh yeah.

22:19In what?

22:19I studied sociopolitical communication

22:20at Missouri State University.

22:21Did you really?

22:22I really did.

22:23Oh, that's funny.

22:24You're such a little know-it-all.

22:25And I got my bachelor's in it.

22:25Will you keep that in?

22:27No.

22:28Shout out, Missouri State.

22:28Go Bears.

22:29Go Bears.

22:30Go Bears.

22:31Yeah, I don't look good.

22:33I mean, I don't know why I picked the shirt.

22:34Guys, you just have to know if this gets in.

22:36I take this very seriously and I love Trixie to death.

22:38I just, it's been a weird day.

22:40And you know what?

22:41While you're here, run on over to Trixie Cosmetics

22:44and buy yourself some of the,

22:46whatever swill she's hawking right now.

22:48Close your eyes.

22:49Okay.

22:50Whatever swill I'm hawking, I'm fucking daring you.

22:52You know what?

22:52There are six to seven people at UTA

22:54who know exactly who I am.

22:56Who know what swill I'm hawking.

22:57Okay, now that I've kind of like trial and error'd you,

23:00I think I kind of know what you like

23:01and I think you're going to like us.

23:02I think you do too.

23:03I think we're really onto something here.

23:05I think you have an affinity for the sixties a little bit.

23:07I just kind of feel.

23:08I feel that I'm randomly a traditional girl.

23:11And I kind of love your,

23:12I also think you should wear glasses in drag.

23:14Like with bangs.

23:15The bangs and the glasses are such a good look.

23:17And honestly, you can get ready so fast.

23:19Okay.

23:19Because half your head is covered.

23:20Yeah.

23:21This is hot.

23:22I'm kind of getting a boner.

23:24Are you?

23:25Huge boner.

23:26Would you, would you, would you date a drag queen?

23:27Oh, totally.

23:28You would?

23:29Totally.

23:30Gross.

23:30Yeah, I definitely would.

23:31Sick.

23:32It's really sick.

23:33I always am like, oh, the guys don't want to date us.

23:34It's crazy.

23:35We're like normal people.

23:35And then people are like, would you date a drag queen?

23:36I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind?

23:38Gross.

23:39I would definitely date a drag queen.

23:40I've definitely hooked up with a couple.

23:41You have?

23:42Yeah.

23:43Who is it?

23:44Oh, I don't think anyone you would know, honey.

23:44Oh, is it that sugar bear hair vitamin?

23:46What was her name?

23:48Chicago, Miss Derry.

23:50Derry Queen.

23:50Yeah, I think her name is sugar bear hair vitamin.

23:52Great drag name though.

23:54Yeah.

23:55Have you ever thought about doing a drag, Trixie?

23:56Have you ever thought about doing a drag?

23:57What was that voice?

23:58Have you, I just got excited.

23:59Have you ever thought about doing a drag alter ego

24:02like Chris Gaines?

24:04Kati used to have one.

24:05Really?

24:06Kati had one called Katie Homophobia.

24:07Love that.

24:08And she would do it when she would do the bachelorette parties

24:10because she was like, all right,

24:11if I have to do like Britney Spears,

24:12I'm not going to do it under my own name.

24:13No offense to Britney Spears, but Kati doesn't,

24:15she does like weird Russian music, you know?

24:16Yeah.

24:17Believe it or not, that person has some integrity.

24:19Who knew?

24:20Who is she?

24:22Oh.

24:23Do you really not like it?

24:24I don't really like it much, Trixie.

24:25I'm so sorry.

24:26I just-

24:27Why?

24:28I just, it's a little, oh, I just,

24:30oh, I just feel that she's uptight.

24:36Okay.

24:37Don't you feel it's kind of like Tracy Flick vibes?

24:40Oh, for sure.

24:41For sure.

24:42Is that what you think of me?

24:43No, I think it's so cute.

24:44It makes me think of,

24:45have you ever seen that Brady Bunch movie?

24:46No.

24:48Great.

24:49Who's in it?

24:51I want to win this election and I deserve your vote.

24:53Every time you touch my chin,

24:54I start to bucker up a little bit.

24:56There's something about it.

24:57I don't know what it is.

24:58I used to cut hair and it was like very,

25:00if you ever cut hair of somebody you're like flirting with

25:02or interested in, it's period.

25:04I have wanted to fuck barbers

25:05that I wasn't even attracted to

25:06just because of the way they were touching me.

25:08It's like, there's something about it.

25:10I like this hair.

25:11You do?

25:12Yeah.

25:13I think maybe if it was,

25:13hold on, give me a second here.

25:14On a different person?

25:15Now that I've hidden my hair a little bit,

25:16I'll say I like it more.

25:17Well, I thought you liked the flip

25:18and I thought you liked bangs.

25:19I was like, she's gonna love this.

25:20I look like somebody, but I can't put,

25:22say in the comments who I look like.

25:23I can't think of who this is.

25:25Edna Mode?

25:26The bangs a little blunt.

25:27This is honestly, this is like Bruce Falange in the 60s.

25:30Bruce Falange icon.

25:31What is her name?

25:32I know what the name is.

25:33You do?

25:34Of course.

25:35I really want to get it at the same time as you.

25:37Will you give me a hint?

25:40Can you even see my eyes?

25:41Yeah, a little bit.

25:42Do you want to give me a hint or no?

25:43No, that's cheating.

25:44Okay.

25:45Give me a quality of the person you're thinking of.

25:47Oh, very neat.

25:48Neat.

25:49One, two, three.

25:51Katie. Linda.

25:52The fuck?

25:53Katie?

25:54Was she riding the bus?

25:55Give me this back.

25:56Take it off me now.

25:57Cut the cameras.

25:58Trixie, I'm not having fun.

25:59Cut the cameras down.

26:01Every time Trixie touches my chin in this episode,

26:03you guys, I am like,

26:04what is going on between us?

26:05Well, it is Valentine's Day.

26:06As we shoot this, do you have a Valentine?

26:08I do.

26:08I have a Valentine, kind of.

26:09Oh, you do?

26:10Kind of.

26:11Do they know?

26:12Yeah.

26:13I guess I'm being awkward about it

26:14because I don't know what he would say about it.

26:15Oh my God.

26:16Is this your soft launch of your relationship?

26:18No, no, no, no, no, no.

26:19What if he watches this and he's like,

26:19bitch, we don't even talk about it.

26:21We don't even do brunch together, bitch.

26:22If he doesn't watch this,

26:23one of his friends is and they can let him know.

26:25That's the problem.

26:26Can I say, I don't know if you run into this,

26:27but I run into this on Bald.

26:28I can't talk about anyone or anything

26:30without getting back to them.

26:31Same.

26:32And it's so irritating

26:33because I'm like,

26:34people just rip into celebrities,

26:36TV shows, our friends.

26:38And now, literally,

26:39someone you f***ed 10 years ago will be like,

26:41my friend sent this to me.

26:42You think I have a weird dick?

26:43It's over now.

26:44I mean, that's, even on my channel,

26:45which is so small compared to y'all's,

26:47I can't say anything.

26:48You can't say anything.

26:49They will get back to them.

26:50Everything gets back to everyone.

26:51I can mention no details about a person.

26:52I can be like, oh yeah,

26:53I saw this guy two years ago

26:54who wore a red shirt on our third date

26:55and he said this.

26:56That person will reach out.

26:57All right, I actually live for this.

26:59I really hope you like this.

27:00Okay.

27:01Who is she?

27:02Oh, I love her.

27:04Oh, I love her.

27:05It's like better on you than on me.

27:07Oh, I love her.

27:08There's something about her.

27:09Who is she?

27:10Oh, I love her.

27:11It kind of has a Three's Company vibe.

27:13What? Yeah.

27:14Well, it really has a Bruce Valanche vibe,

27:15not to bring it back.

27:16Oh my God.

27:17All roads lead back to Bruce Valanche.

27:18All roads lead to Bruce.

27:19I love her.

27:20She is a, you know what she is?

27:22She's a burlesque artist.

27:23She's a burlesque artist.

27:24She rides a bicycle to work.

27:26She's Pauly.

27:27She's Pauly.

27:27She is Pauly.

27:28Oh, I love her.

27:29She's your cousin who fights people sometimes.

27:32For sure.

27:33She will get in a fight with someone.

27:34Well, should we say the name?

27:35I know it.

27:36You know it?

27:37I know it.

27:38Of course I know it.

27:39Okay, I know it.

27:39You ready?

27:40Yeah.

27:41One, two, three.

27:42Darlene.

27:43I thought it'd be Chloe.

27:44I thought Darlene.

27:45You look great though.

27:45This is a really good one.

27:46This is also Brittany.

27:48Yeah.

27:48I guess what we're, I really, I relate to Brittany.

27:50You just want to be Brittany.

27:51Speaking of flaky, almost canceling today.

27:54Drew and I have canceled to do this five, six times.

27:58Oh, mutually?

27:59You're both canceling?

27:59I'll cancel, she'll cancel.

28:00I'll cancel, she'll cancel.

28:02I canceled last Friday and she canceled Tuesday.

28:03That's beautiful.

28:04I love that for y'all.

28:05What else can I tell you guys about Trixie?

28:07She is randomly broke.

28:10I really want you guys to go buy some of the cosmetic stuff

28:13because she fronts like she's got money,

28:15but she is not doing well.

28:18Happy Valentine's.

28:20You know, Brandon and I are going to

28:21soft launch our relationship.

28:22I love when people say soft launch their relationship.

28:24It's like, bitch, nobody cares who you're fucking.

28:26People do, Trixie.

28:27I guess they do.

28:28People do.

28:28They really do.

28:29I can't believe it, but they do.

28:30Let's check this out.

28:32When are you ready?

28:33This is actually really sly.

28:34But you, I think you'll hate this.

28:36I just don't know who you are

28:37and you're actually kind of like pissing me off.

28:39So let's check it out.

28:41Who is she?

28:43Oh, I like her.

28:43You do?

28:44I like her.

28:45What do you like about it?

28:46I like her a lot.

28:47Well, you know who she reminds me of?

28:48Who?

28:49Tina Turner.

28:50Of course.

28:50She reminds me of Tina.

28:51Roland, Roland.

28:52I love her.

28:53And you also could like, it has these side pieces,

28:55but you could tie it up

28:57and make it like a rainbow bright beehive.

28:59One thing about me that I'm learning

29:00is I have a hard time thinking of any woman

29:02as not being Southern.

29:04Every woman I imbue Southern with,

29:06I go, you're Southern.

29:06I like her.

29:07I feel like the aunt who no husband, no kids,

29:10shows up to everything a little wine drunk,

29:12is just fun.

29:13She's just like, if you want to go,

29:14if you want to move to New York City, honey, do it.

29:16Can I just, and the voice is,

29:17ah, hi honey.

29:19Hey honey, I don't care.

29:21If you move to New York City, I'll support you.

29:23Yeah, I love her.

29:24Honey, it's your body, it's your choice, honey.

29:26I love her, Trixie.

29:27Don't ever get a tattoo.

29:28This isn't for you,

29:29but I look really good in it.

29:30Yeah, you look great.

29:31Yeah, this, I don't mind.

29:31I wouldn't want this on you,

29:32but this looks great on me.

29:33Ah, this is a tough name, I think.

29:34Yeah, I'm really stressed out about it actually,

29:36but I've got it.

29:37Okay.

29:38One, two, three.

29:38Dianne.

29:39F***, you think this is Dianne?

29:41You think it's Chrissy?

29:42Why don't you pick a normal f***ing name

29:43that someone else can guess?

29:45You really started pissing me off.

29:46I thought we were just about done.

29:47Oh yeah, we have one more.

29:48Okay, well let's hurry it up, Trixie,

29:50because I'm pretending to be friendly with you on camera

29:52is really exhausting.

29:53Can I tell you,

29:54I didn't even like being mean to you just then.

29:55That really hurt me.

29:56It's refreshing to have somebody be mean to me

29:57and feel bad about it.

29:58I don't know about this.

29:59Can I be honest?

30:00This wig is in our house

30:01and I don't know where it came from.

30:02Okay, great.

30:03I can't wait to have it on my head.

30:04I like don't know where this came from.

30:06Great.

30:07That's really concerning.

30:07Thank you for putting it on me.

30:08I was like, Brandon, what wig is that?

30:10He was like, you tell me.

30:10I was like, I don't know.

30:13Who is she?

30:15Oh, Trixie.

30:18Do you like her?

30:18I love her.

30:20Oh, I love her.

30:22What do you like?

30:23Oh, I love her.

30:25You know what she looks like?

30:26She looks like she's in charge

30:27of the racist initiatives and the help.

30:29She's mad at Skeeter for writing with those women.

30:31She's awful.

30:32She, you know, she just doesn't agree with the lifestyle.

30:35You know, I just think if people wanna do things like that,

30:37they should go somewhere else.

30:38I think you should,

30:39if you're gonna move to America,

30:40you should be able to speak American.

30:42You should be able to speak American

30:43like the rest of us do.

30:43I like these little bubbles on you.

30:45I feel good in her.

30:46I like her a lot.

30:47You could answer the phone in this.

30:48Hello, Linn County Courthouse.

30:50Yeah.

30:51She's a receptionist at the courthouse.

30:53Can I say immediate receptionist?

30:54You knew that, yeah.

30:55Immediate receptionist.

30:56Well, she's fierce as fuck.

30:57She gets shit done.

30:58She might also be a parole officer in some lifetime.

31:01Yeah.

31:02I'm loving her.

31:03Okay, should we do it?

31:03I am so scared, but I'm ready.

31:05And we're, I'm ready.

31:06Okay.

31:07One, two, three.

31:08Lynette.

31:09Oh, Lynette is so good.

31:11Lynette is so good.

31:12I felt moved by the spirit when I came up with Lynette.

31:13It's really good.

31:14Colleen was fun too.

31:15Colleen's fun too.

31:16I had a coworker named Colleen once.

31:18Caleb.

31:18You were kicking me out.

31:19It's over.

31:20Do you wanna give a compliment to me,

31:21about me to the camera for your show?

31:23Caleb is so nice.

31:24So funny.

31:25And even though you're so massively talented and famous,

31:28I really feel like we're at the beginning of your career.

31:30You're gonna be like Jimmy Kimmel someday.

31:33You're gonna have your own programs, night programs.

31:35Would you ever do that?

31:36Why'd you pick Jimmy Kimmel?

31:37Because his giant studio is down the street

31:40where he has a nighttime TV show.

31:41Why, what else do you want?

31:42Ricky Lake?

31:43You wanna do daytime TV?

31:44I just, maybe someone who has crossover into film

31:46and stuff like that.

31:47Oh, okay.

31:48Well, what about Seth Meyers?

31:49I guess.

31:50I just don't, I don't know.

31:52I'm like a late night talk show host and all.

31:53What about the other Jimmy?

31:54Jimmy Fallon?

31:55Yeah.

31:56We're getting colder.

31:56Okay.

31:57Anne Hathaway?

31:58Oh God, I can hope.

31:59Young Anne Hathaway.

32:00Do you wanna do that?

32:01Man Hathaway.

32:02Why don't we do another take where you just get it,

32:04where you get it right on the first try.

32:05Okay.

32:06Okay.

32:07Trixie, did you wanna give me a compliment?

32:08Yeah, I think you look so beautiful.

32:09You're so smart and funny and fearless.

32:12I think one of the brightest talents in comedy.

32:14And even though you're so massively successful,

32:17I think we're only at the beginning

32:18of your incredible career.

32:19I think you have the makings of a young Tony Robbins.

32:22God damn it, Trixie.

32:23What did I?

32:24What did I?

32:25What did I?

32:26What did I?

32:27What did I?

32:28What did I?

32:29Okay, bye.

32:29I love her.

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