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00:00All right, pizzeria time at Cello's.
00:23We were here when it was Fonzie's, still obviously, and I was pronouncing it wrong by the way
00:29for the first couple of reviews, Maryland Foodie Boys.
00:32I was saying food, none of them corrected me, they were just letting me mispronounce
00:37it the entire time until one of the mothers was like, you're saying it wrong, and you
00:42guys, it's the same address on Instagram and TikTok, is that the two spots that you guys?
00:49With a Z.
00:50With a Z.
00:51And YouTube.
00:52And YouTube.
00:53What's your biggest channel?
00:54I think Instagram.
00:55Instagram?
00:56Yeah.
00:57And you've been doing it now, we haven't talked much about it.
01:00For how many months?
01:01Probably like four.
01:02Four months.
01:03We started, we recorded, maybe two or three, I was like, we started in November.
01:07And so I didn't realize, we set this up, what, two weeks ago?
01:11I did.
01:12About that, you guys went on Tim Dillon, which I can't believe that was parent approved,
01:18to be completely honest, I don't know how that one got in there.
01:22You're going to overtime later in this week, so it's becoming massive stars.
01:27Now, also, I don't want to keep picking on Perm here, but in the car ride, he says he
01:33hates crunch in pizza.
01:35He only likes it if it's squishy, which is the exact opposite of what I like in my pizza,
01:41so.
01:42Are we going to talk about what you guys said on the podcast about pizza?
01:44I said I like it thin and crispy.
01:46They all said they like it thick and like-
01:48I saw that, yeah, that's crazy.
01:50And you guys all said you wanted it floppy.
01:52Yeah, they're like, fluffy, yeah, but floppy.
01:55I just like the dough to be like, fluffy.
01:57But still crispy?
01:58No, no, no, no crispy.
01:59No crispy.
02:00I don't like a single crispy part of mine.
02:03I like the crunch.
02:04That's like, that's terrible how crispy he makes it.
02:07No.
02:08That's crazy.
02:09Perm, that's, I can't get it, you don't like one, if you, that's going to have to be brought
02:14up in this next review, you don't like one bite of crispier pizza.
02:19You probably hate all the places we've taken.
02:21This place looks spectacular, if you ask me.
02:24Like, this is what I want my pizza to look like.
02:27Perm's probably disgusted by it.
02:29What's the green stuff?
02:30What's going on in there?
02:31Basil.
02:32Basil.
02:33I love basil.
02:34We're going to be a foodie blog, we've got to start upping the game.
02:38The green is basil.
02:39This is really good.
02:40Smell the pizza, the basil.
02:43Big slice.
02:44Great undercarriage.
02:47Yeah.
02:50It's up to you.
02:51Don't burn yourself.
02:54Mmm.
03:00I love it.
03:02That's really good.
03:05You said you don't like it, but it's crunchy.
03:10Is that what he said?
03:11That is what he said.
03:12Uh huh.
03:13That is what he said.
03:14It's a specific, I can't, I don't know how to explain it.
03:16You said you want squishy with no crunch, your mother makes deep dish in the backyard.
03:21And it's really good.
03:22That's what I like.
03:23I like Chicago deep dish.
03:24You like deep dish?
03:25That's a good, yeah.
03:26Have you been to Chicago?
03:27No, but I've had Chicago deep dish.
03:29Where?
03:30Just like random pizza shops.
03:33Why can't I not?
03:35It sounds like maybe Perm's making it up.
03:38Yeah, I'm definitely making up the pizza.
03:39It's like, oh, I had it, I've been to Chicago, can't remember where I had it, but I definitely
03:43had it.
03:44I feel like my mom's made it.
03:46Your mom's made deep dish?
03:47No.
03:48I do like this pizza, it's really good.
03:53I give it an 8.3.
03:568.3?
03:57Yeah.
03:58What about the crunch in it?
03:59It's a good, it's a good crunchy pizza.
04:02But you said you didn't like that.
04:04I think I should get, I think, I should be getting...
04:08What?
04:09What?
04:10What?
04:11What?
04:12We got you on the ropes here.
04:15And I think that's a good rating, even if I don't like it.
04:17I think that's a good rating.
04:18What?
04:19Alright.
04:20You took an 8.3 if you don't like it?
04:22You don't like it if it's an 8.3?
04:24I don't like crusty pizza.
04:26Crunchy.
04:27Crunchy.
04:28Crunchy pizza.
04:29Not me.
04:30But you like this.
04:31Yes.
04:32But that was your biggest score of the day.
04:33Yeah, but that's a good pizza.
04:35And that's a lot because it's crunchy.
04:37You see what I'm saying?
04:39No, I don't get it at all.
04:40You confuse me.
04:41You confuse me firm.
04:428.3 for firm.
04:43I'm going to decide to keep quiet.
04:44I give it like an 8.3 too.
04:45The flavor with the basil is really good.
04:47It's really crunchy.
04:48I'll give it an 8.5.
04:50It's probably one of the best pizzas I've ever had.
04:52I like the crunchiness.
04:53I don't like chow firm, unfortunately.
04:55But it was really good.
04:57I think I'm going to go 8.2.
04:58I think it was the best one of the day so far.
05:00And it has just the best crunch so far.
05:02I'm going 8.2.
05:04I think you gave one an 8.3, McLovin.
05:06In the last score you did.
05:08So how can you say this is the best?
05:10The foodie boys are confusing me.
05:12They're all over the place.
05:17I'm going 8.2.
05:18This is my favorite.
05:19I think we got one more to go.
05:21But the foodie boys...
05:23I think you two have been consistent.
05:25That hurts when you say it's your favorite
05:27but it's lower than the last one.
05:29It's your highest and you don't like crunch.
05:31Now you see my thing.
05:33I have to do this every time.
05:35You've got to keep them in order and consistent.
05:37You're all over them.
05:38I forgot I gave the last one that high.
05:40Yeah, that was the last one.
05:42This one's better though.
05:44It gets all confusing.
05:46I know, you've got to keep it in order.
05:49Let's review Cello's.
05:51Cello's?
05:53I'm not exactly sure.
05:55Perm says Cello's.
05:57So we'll call it Cello's.
05:59I will say we've got to get merch from you guys.
06:01Yeah.
06:03Once we make it, we'll send it to you.
06:05We've got one more to go.
06:07Maryland foodie boys.
06:09Foodie boys, BZ at the end.
06:11So follow them if you haven't yet
06:13as we continue our tour here.
06:15Best pizza you've ever had?
06:17Not so crazy.
06:19There's no good pizzas around.
06:21What's your favorite pizza?
06:23You said Little Caesars earlier.
06:25I did not say that.
06:27That invalidates you then too.
06:29Alright, on to the next.