Where are they now? 5!

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The latest installment of "Where Are They Now?" What people do you want me to follow up on next?   Sprinter: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9j6ktw4c-TM   Diabetic: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pwsCSk9y69I  Adenosine: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1A9B-QYvdQs  Visit www.FireDeptcoffee.com for gear!

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00:00Hey everyone, our Where They Now adventure continues today with patients that were seemingly

00:04disconnected from reality and one that wanted to disconnect my head from my body.

00:09Calm down, you know we're here to help you.

00:11Flocka was by far the craziest street pharmaceutical I'd ever seen people on.

00:16I mean up to this point I'd seen your normal opioid induced nap nap or people screaming

00:22at the top of their lungs after their 60th line of booger sugar made their pacemaker

00:26start firing off multiple rounds of heart drilling electrified regrets.

00:32But what I had never seen was grown men in their full birthday suits gifted with Olympic

00:38level sprinting abilities like they had after consuming a fresh batch of Flocka.

00:43I just felt like running.

00:45And funny enough what my brain still can't seem to process is why every single one of

00:50them was being chased by wolves.

00:52Every single one of them.

00:54We're gonna get you, we're gonna get you.

00:56Which means they're either being transported to another dimension or we have invisible

00:59wolves running around us that none of us flack it up individuals can see.

01:03But good news is after a fresh batch of Haldol and Valium, they got away from those wolves

01:08and took a happy trip up to cloud nine.

01:11Mike, this is Jimmy, Jimmy's blood sugar drops.

01:15Have you ever been picked up by another person and thrown across the room like you were a

01:20human lawn dart?

01:21I have.

01:22And it was by this guy.

01:25Low blood sugar can be a very interesting thing.

01:27For most people when their sugar begins to drop off, they become weak, tired, or maybe

01:32even unconscious.

01:33But not this guy.

01:35Somehow this guy's lack of brain sugar caused him to become the insulin dependent Incredible

01:39Hulk.

01:42And as a fresh medic, I figured this was my chance to show the world how strong and nimble

01:47a ginger stretcher fetcher could be.

01:51And then I got blasted across the room like a high powered fart in the wind.

01:55But after some great distraction techniques and very quick darting, we were able to get

01:59some glucagon in his arm, his sugar back up, and a lot of ice packs for me.

02:04Phew.

02:05Oh my God, is he?

02:07Weird.

02:08If you want to deposit a butt burrito in your pants while simultaneously looking another

02:12human in the eyes, give someone adenosine.

02:15I pooped my pants.

02:17Adenosine is a medication that we give to patients when their heart rates are too high

02:20to hopefully help slow it back down.

02:23But it has an incredible side effect of making the entire room smell like backdoor dumplings

02:28when you literally watch somebody's heart stop and then pray it starts back up before

02:34you have to start giving them the old staying alive cartilage cracker.

02:38Good news is though, the medication works 90% of the time, leaving them feeling a thousand

02:43times better and happy we came.

02:45Where the other 10% they get two things, a sedative and to ride the lightning.

02:50Try to catch me howling at the moon.

02:52Burp.

02:55Yeah.

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