NICE GUYS - Hollywood Movie - Jackie Chan & Jackie Chan In Superhit Action Comedy Movie In English
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00:00:30Here, let me hold it.
00:00:55You can move it.
00:01:00Inspector, huh?
00:01:01Call the station.
00:01:02Tell them the suspect is on his way to surgery.
00:01:03Yes, sir.
00:01:04We'll have to keep these boys separate.
00:01:05I can't tell which is which.
00:01:06Oh, you shouldn't say that, honey.
00:01:07Besides, we never want them to be apart.
00:01:08No, do we?
00:01:09Oh, you don't.
00:01:10Take cover!
00:01:11Take cover!
00:01:13Oh, my little man.
00:01:14Give me that baby!
00:01:15What's going on here?
00:01:16No, please, please.
00:01:17I beg you.
00:01:18You son of a bitch!
00:01:19Oh!
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:22Oh!
00:01:23Oh!
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00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Give it back to me, bitch!
00:01:43You'll never take me alive!
00:01:44Give me back my baby!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:46I'll take you, bitch!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Oh!
00:01:52Shit.
00:01:53No!
00:01:55Ugh!
00:01:55Ow.
00:01:56Ow.
00:02:01Shit.
00:02:08Ugh.
00:02:09Ah!
00:02:09Ugh!
00:02:10Ugh!
00:02:11Ugh.
00:02:12♪♪
00:02:21♪♪
00:02:35Freeze.
00:02:37I should shoot you for what you did to that baby.
00:02:40♪ Madam, there's a woman ♪
00:02:44♪ Blind as just a baby... ♪
00:02:49Oh, hi there, little fella.
00:02:52Want a drink?
00:02:54No? Well, I do.
00:02:57Oh, oh.
00:03:00All we found was the empty wheelchair.
00:03:08Hey, you could use this.
00:03:10Here.
00:03:30Ah.
00:03:34He's so sweet.
00:03:35I didn't even know you were pregnant.
00:03:37Are you kidding?
00:03:39I didn't get pregnant. I found him in a park.
00:03:47Hey, boomer.
00:03:49Where's our money?
00:03:55Get him!
00:03:59Shh.
00:04:29♪
00:05:00String.
00:05:12Quit it!
00:05:14Oh, hi.
00:05:15He grabbed me.
00:05:17What? You, come here!
00:05:19No, I didn't! Boomer, he's trying to hit me!
00:05:21He ran back!
00:05:23Right.
00:05:25Try this, you little prick!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:35There he is.
00:05:37Get him!
00:05:52Sorry.
00:05:55And many more.
00:06:00Oh, happy birthday, son.
00:06:07I love you.
00:06:09Thanks, Mom.
00:06:25Oh, nice.
00:06:27Ah, ow!
00:06:45Yeah, that's the one. Just put it over there.
00:06:50Put it in the picture.
00:06:53Hey, boss, remember this one?
00:06:55Look at that.
00:06:57You won the last four races, checkered flag, nobody could touch you.
00:07:00Boy, boss, you're good.
00:07:02I wouldn't want to race with you.
00:07:04No, not a chance.
00:07:06Nobody like the bosses.
00:07:08Yeah, burn, baby.
00:07:10Boomer, come here, hurry!
00:07:12I've been waiting half an hour.
00:07:14Why do I have to wear the super coat and the silly tie?
00:07:16Why? That's one of them classy joints.
00:07:18We gotta look respectable, huh?
00:07:20So, you got the piece?
00:07:22Right here.
00:07:24Good.
00:07:26Well, where are we going?
00:07:28Come on, we're late. I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30Sounds interesting.
00:07:32I've got a girl.
00:07:34There she is. Check her out.
00:07:38She's your babe?
00:07:40What do you think? She looks like Maradona, doesn't she?
00:07:43Maradona plays soccer. You mean Madonna, don't you?
00:07:45Oh, yeah, right.
00:07:47Let's settle your business.
00:07:49You wish the honor.
00:07:51Come on, boss, let's go ahead and sing.
00:07:53Let's get her upstairs.
00:07:55Nice tonight.
00:07:57What do you say? Go ahead, boss.
00:07:59Give it a shot.
00:08:04Excuse me, no one's allowed in.
00:08:06There's a private party booked here.
00:08:08Ah, sure.
00:08:11If you could only look into my heart
00:08:16You'd see
00:08:20Lovely lady, I wish you'd go upstairs
00:08:24With me
00:08:26Hey, what do you think you're doing?
00:08:28The song isn't over. Get your ass back up there.
00:08:30I can't let you in there.
00:08:32Sir, I don't want to have to call security.
00:08:34No, I'm not leaving. I have business here.
00:08:36Hey, what are you, deaf?
00:08:38Keep singing.
00:08:40Hey, leave her alone. She's done singing.
00:08:42Who said that?
00:08:44I did. You got a problem with that?
00:08:46And who the hell are you?
00:08:48It's none of your damn business.
00:08:50Now get the hell out of here before we kick your ass.
00:08:53We'll leave when we're good and ready.
00:08:55I see.
00:09:01Get him.
00:09:03Shit!
00:09:05Unleashing her!
00:09:11Listen, I'm here to protect you.
00:09:13You sure about that? He's doing all the work.
00:09:16You're a goddamn speaker.
00:09:24Ah!
00:09:26Ah!
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:30Ah!
00:09:32Ah!
00:09:34Lower!
00:09:46Bill, don't let her get away.
00:09:48Beat it.
00:09:50Hey, wait. She's mine.
00:09:52You want some of this, punk?
00:09:56Shut up!
00:09:58Boomer, help! Save me!
00:10:10Come on!
00:10:16Ah!
00:10:18Boomer, don't forget about the gun!
00:10:20All right, nobody move.
00:10:24Ah!
00:10:26I said don't move.
00:10:28Are you all right?
00:10:30What did you do to my jacket?
00:10:32Can't believe you did that.
00:10:34Do you know how hard I am to fit?
00:10:36Nobody move. Nobody move.
00:10:38Don't move.
00:10:40Where is she? Where is she? Where are you?
00:10:42Don't move, anybody.
00:10:44Let go. You're hurting me.
00:10:46I'm sorry, miss. You all right?
00:10:48We're here to help you. Don't worry.
00:10:50That's right. I could take five of you with my bare hands
00:10:52and shoot seven more with this gun.
00:10:54With, uh... No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:56I could shoot another six.
00:10:58Now, which one of you would like to go first, huh?
00:11:01Get out.
00:11:03You hear that? Let's go.
00:11:07Hey, so what about the jacket, huh?
00:11:09You think I'm just gonna forget about it?
00:11:11All right, come on. Give me the gun.
00:11:13We've made our point. Let's go.
00:11:15No, we haven't.
00:11:17What, are you trying to embarrass me?
00:11:19This gun's a fake. Give me the damn gun.
00:11:21Tell you what.
00:11:23Your wallet, and we call it even.
00:11:25Huh?
00:11:27Where'd you get this thing?
00:11:29It's the best I can do. Run!
00:11:35Get her!
00:11:37Don't let her get away!
00:11:39Get her!
00:11:41Get her!
00:11:47You...
00:11:49Huh?
00:12:03Grab him, you guys!
00:12:11Ah!
00:12:15Okay!
00:12:17Goodbye!
00:12:23Boomer!
00:12:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:12:33You can't handle me by yourself, huh?
00:12:35Aren't you a little bit embarrassed?
00:12:41Get her!
00:12:51Boomer! I'll save you!
00:13:07Who do you think you are, huh?
00:13:09Hey, tough guy.
00:13:11Careful not to get blood on your suit.
00:13:13Will.
00:13:15Hey, Will.
00:13:17Why don't you pick on someone your own size, huh?
00:13:29Oh, no, wait! I'm a road racer.
00:13:31Break my left leg. I'm gonna need my right one.
00:13:33Yeah?
00:13:35That's right, tough guy.
00:13:37I can beat your ass any day of the week.
00:13:39You won't end up like Koo,
00:13:41with his guts spilled all over the sidewalk.
00:13:43Koo was a loser anyway.
00:13:45On the Princess Road circuit,
00:13:47he couldn't touch us with a ten-foot pole.
00:13:49What do you know about racing?
00:13:51My name's Boomer, and I'm the best damn driver in Hong Kong.
00:13:53You want to bet on that?
00:13:55For 3,000, you're on.
00:13:57300,000.
00:13:59What?
00:14:01Oh, well, those are pretty small potatoes.
00:14:03300,000?
00:14:05Come together and meet us tomorrow.
00:14:07Ferry Pier, 3 o'clock.
00:14:09I'll be a little richer,
00:14:11and you'll have another day to live.
00:14:15Come on, start, you son of a bitch.
00:14:19How can you race that guy?
00:14:21You can't even start your car.
00:14:25Who's there?
00:14:27You aren't leaving me, are you?
00:14:29Uh...
00:14:31Hi.
00:14:33Get in.
00:14:35Thanks.
00:14:39I appreciate all your help.
00:14:41I just started working here last week.
00:14:43That gangster's been bugging me every night.
00:14:45If you didn't show up,
00:14:47I would have been in trouble.
00:14:49What's your name?
00:14:51Boomer.
00:14:53Oh, I see. And you?
00:14:55Tyson.
00:14:57You don't know who he is?
00:14:59Not really.
00:15:01What?
00:15:03She is, sort of. I'm working on it.
00:15:05How dare you?
00:15:07That's it. I'm getting out of here.
00:15:11Wait.
00:15:13Leave me alone.
00:15:15Boomer! Boomer!
00:15:17We've been friends forever.
00:15:19You can't let a little thing like this come between us.
00:15:21Look, we've been to hell and back together,
00:15:23but you have to get a grip on reality.
00:15:25How could she be interested in you?
00:15:27You two have nothing in common.
00:15:29Look at her hair.
00:15:31I don't know. I think I got a shot.
00:15:33Don't you?
00:15:35You're driving me crazy.
00:15:37Come on.
00:15:47I didn't like that job anyway.
00:15:53What's your name again?
00:15:55Barbara.
00:15:57Barbara. That's right.
00:15:59Do you think you can tell the big hero over there
00:16:01if you might be interested in him?
00:16:15Just between us.
00:16:17You see,
00:16:19he's never had a girlfriend.
00:16:21It was nice meeting you.
00:16:27I'm going home now.
00:16:29I'm sorry, Boomer.
00:16:31Bye.
00:16:55Excuse me, Mr. Ma.
00:16:57Is this your first visit to Hong Kong?
00:16:59Well, we certainly look forward to your concert, sir.
00:17:07$300,000.
00:17:09It's the last time.
00:17:11Come on. I need a car.
00:17:13Look, the last time you were three hours late.
00:17:15You sure didn't complain when I gave you $400.
00:17:17Are you backing down on our deal?
00:17:19You scratched the last one out.
00:17:21They almost found me out.
00:17:23That's $600 you owe me.
00:17:25Hey!
00:17:27They're watching us now.
00:17:29This is the last time.
00:17:31I never want to see you guys again.
00:17:33Step on it.
00:17:37I'll be back in a second.
00:17:39Hey, wait up. Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:17:41I've got to take the lead.
00:17:43Hurry back.
00:17:45Whoa!
00:17:47Hey, you think you own the damn road?
00:17:49Pardon me.
00:17:53Here we are, maestro.
00:17:55Hey, man.
00:17:57You outdid yourself.
00:17:59Nice choice, too.
00:18:01My favorite color.
00:18:03You are the man.
00:18:05Let's take a ride.
00:18:07Get in.
00:18:09Hey.
00:18:11Sorry, kid.
00:18:13I really don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:15Quit fooling around, huh?
00:18:17Hey, Tyson.
00:18:19What are you doing down there?
00:18:21You and your stupid jokes.
00:18:23Take that!
00:18:25It's not funny!
00:18:27Hey!
00:18:29I'm so sorry.
00:18:31What the hell?
00:18:37Morning, sir.
00:18:39Welcome.
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:47Not 100, 400,000 shares.
00:18:49Oh, there you are, John.
00:18:51I remember you.
00:18:53Still walk.
00:18:55Good. We haven't seen each other in such a long time.
00:18:57Come on over here.
00:18:59Look, do you recognize her?
00:19:01She's the same girl you used to play with when you were a kid.
00:19:03Tabby, go on.
00:19:05Say hello to John.
00:19:07Oh, come on.
00:19:09A nice big kiss.
00:19:11She finished her training as a nurse.
00:19:13When she heard you were coming,
00:19:15she quit her job just to take care of you.
00:19:17That's nice, but I feel fine.
00:19:19There are a lot of diseases in this part of the world.
00:19:21You're a world-famous conductor now.
00:19:23You really can't afford to catch anything.
00:19:25It would be terrible if you did.
00:19:27Please, I would like to freshen up first.
00:19:29Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. We'll talk later, huh?
00:19:31Oh, Tammy,
00:19:33will you show some interest?
00:19:35Daddy, I already have a boyfriend.
00:19:37I'm helping you get a husband, not a boyfriend.
00:19:39What about Rocky?
00:19:41Who? Stallone?
00:19:43Not Stallone. Frankie Locke. I call him Rocky.
00:19:45Even Rocky would tell you to go for it.
00:19:47Now, take this medicine bag.
00:19:49Your daddy's very serious about this.
00:19:51I want you and John to hit it off.
00:19:53We'll have a merger with the Ma family
00:19:55and both our businesses will prosper.
00:19:57We'll be one big, happy corporate family.
00:19:59It's a very tough business world we live in, my dear.
00:20:01John, are you there?
00:20:03My daughter's here to see you.
00:20:05Daddy!
00:20:07Get in there.
00:20:11Oh, God, I hope it works.
00:20:17Here, let me help you with this.
00:20:19So many bottles.
00:20:21I thought your father was kidding.
00:20:23I didn't know nurses were so sexy these days.
00:20:25You're showing.
00:20:27No, up there.
00:20:29Even when I was a child,
00:20:31I hardly needed vitamins or medicine.
00:20:33If I had known, I wouldn't have brought so many.
00:20:35Come on, sit over here.
00:20:37Oh, thank you.
00:20:41Your dress is a bit tight.
00:20:43Must restrict circulation.
00:20:45Your posture is not too good.
00:20:47That's probably why you often get a sore back.
00:20:49Am I right?
00:20:51How do you know that?
00:20:53Come with me.
00:20:55Lie down, please.
00:20:57Don't worry.
00:20:59No need to rush.
00:21:01We'll go slowly.
00:21:07Put your leg up here.
00:21:09Just relax.
00:21:11I'm almost done.
00:21:13Wouldn't it be easier with my clothes off?
00:21:15No need to.
00:21:23I'm just loosening you up.
00:21:27It improves the circulation.
00:21:29Are we ready yet?
00:21:31It was pretty good, don't you think?
00:21:41Asleep already?
00:21:43You must be very tired.
00:21:49I can't believe
00:21:51just because we don't have the $300,000
00:21:53we have to run away to China.
00:21:55That's a real joke.
00:21:57Hey, I didn't drive that bad.
00:21:59I mean, so we came in second.
00:22:01I mean, what's so wrong with that?
00:22:03Did we win anything for it?
00:22:05Not really.
00:22:07Hey, here, hold this for me for a second, will you?
00:22:09Hi, I slept so well
00:22:11after that workout you gave me last night.
00:22:13Would you like to see a menu?
00:22:15Mm-hmm.
00:22:17Let's go. I ain't got all day.
00:22:19I'm busy. Talk to him.
00:22:21What's he saying?
00:22:23I'm out of breath. Talk to him.
00:22:25Where's my money, huh?
00:22:27Tyson, give her the money.
00:22:29You got the money.
00:22:31No, you have it.
00:22:33Oh, right.
00:22:35Wait, I'll give you half now.
00:22:37Do you remember Barbara's last name?
00:22:39Barbara whatchamacallit?
00:22:41You filled the tank, didn't you?
00:22:43Oh, yeah.
00:22:51Tyson, I think we've been double-crossed.
00:22:53What, there's no boat?
00:22:55I mean, the farewell party.
00:22:57That wasn't necessary.
00:22:59That idiot over there!
00:23:01Let's get out of here.
00:23:03Hey, I left my phone book.
00:23:05Go get it, stupid.
00:23:07I'm trying to go.
00:23:09Stop those two idiots.
00:23:11Hurry up, will ya?
00:23:13Come on, come on.
00:23:15Go!
00:23:19Stop right there.
00:23:21Damn it.
00:23:23Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:23:25We're not going anywhere.
00:23:27What are we gonna do now?
00:23:29There's no way out. We should just go ashore.
00:23:31Either way, we're gonna die.
00:23:33Hold it!
00:23:47Tyson, quick!
00:23:49Your life jacket is shot!
00:23:57That's it, that's it.
00:23:59Go, come on!
00:24:03Yes!
00:24:05Let's go beat them at the dock.
00:24:09You'd better sit down.
00:24:11You're gonna fall out.
00:24:13No.
00:24:19What's the matter here, buddy?
00:24:21It must be the chair.
00:24:23I feel like I'm on a boat.
00:24:25I've been feeling strange ever since I got here.
00:24:27I don't know, maybe it's jet lag.
00:24:29I feel like I'm sinking.
00:24:33My father said you should use his car.
00:24:35He said it'd be more convenient for you.
00:24:37Here, take it.
00:24:41It's Murakai, but I don't even know the roads.
00:24:43If you get lost, just call me.
00:24:51These chairs are springy, aren't they?
00:24:53What are you trying to do?
00:25:03Pull!
00:25:11I want them!
00:25:13Now!
00:25:17Okay!
00:25:27Over there!
00:25:29Get closer!
00:25:31Yes!
00:25:33Boomer!
00:25:35Check this out!
00:25:37Will you quit fooling around?
00:25:47Look out over there!
00:26:01Oh, no!
00:26:03Dyson!
00:26:05He's ours!
00:26:07Stop him!
00:26:09Now!
00:26:11Okay, let's get him!
00:26:13Hurry!
00:26:15Hurry, I think I'm dying!
00:26:17Here we go!
00:26:19We're almost there!
00:26:21Hang on!
00:26:25I'll make them pay!
00:26:27Hang!
00:26:29Hang!
00:26:33Dyson!
00:26:37Boomer, I'm not dead!
00:26:39He can come back now!
00:26:47Help me, I can't drive this!
00:26:49Hurry!
00:26:51Don't leave him in front of you!
00:26:53Get out of the way!
00:26:59Ah!
00:27:03That was close!
00:27:05Ah!
00:27:13Dyson!
00:27:17Well done!
00:27:19Okay!
00:27:21Hey!
00:27:23Moron! Watch where you're going!
00:27:25Tell him that!
00:27:29Ah!
00:27:45Check, please.
00:27:49We're back on shore now.
00:27:51I'm sorry about that.
00:27:53Come on.
00:27:55Why don't you go change?
00:27:57No, thank you.
00:27:59I'm afraid we'll go on another boat ride.
00:28:03It's me.
00:28:05Boomer, is this the mainland?
00:28:07We made it, didn't we?
00:28:09Actually, we're still in Hong Kong.
00:28:11You're lucky, you know?
00:28:13You got away with just a few bumps and bruises.
00:28:15You should see what happened to Boss Wing.
00:28:17He was totally wiped out.
00:28:21Enough!
00:28:23Will you please keep quiet?
00:28:25Ah!
00:28:31Hi. Are you a doctor?
00:28:33What?
00:28:35Are you a doctor?
00:28:37Are you blind? What else would I be?
00:28:39Eat slowly. It's very hot.
00:28:43You know, you guys piss me off.
00:28:47For your information, this hospital pays us protection money.
00:28:49That means you're in deep shit, punk.
00:28:51Tyson, we're changing hospitals.
00:28:53All right.
00:28:55Ah!
00:28:57Hey!
00:29:01If I were you, I wouldn't try anything stupid
00:29:03because you can't get out of this one.
00:29:05You see, I had a job that required my boss's great driving skills.
00:29:07And since you put him out of commission,
00:29:09and since I know you can handle a car,
00:29:11I'm offering the job to you.
00:29:13Joe, what is it?
00:29:15You'll find out soon enough.
00:29:17Keep your cellular phone on 24 hours a day.
00:29:19We'll be contacting you.
00:29:21And if you don't answer,
00:29:23you can pick up your buddy piece by piece.
00:29:25All right, man.
00:29:29I want to hear the music and the feeling
00:29:31together as one.
00:29:41Hello?
00:29:43Tammy? Tammy, we out for tonight? Where are you?
00:29:45Rocky, I'm kind of busy right now.
00:29:49You're seeing someone else, ain't you?
00:29:51No, of course I'm not seeing anyone else.
00:29:53I wouldn't lie to you.
00:29:55Yeah, right.
00:29:57I'll call you in a few days. I'm working on some business for my dad.
00:29:59Hey, Tammy.
00:30:01I knew it.
00:30:03So that's the little twerp you're going out with instead of me?
00:30:05Uh...
00:30:07Hey!
00:30:09Yeah!
00:30:17That's the feeling I'm talking about.
00:30:19But no cheers as one.
00:30:21Is this the guy?
00:30:25Yes, sir.
00:30:27Run before he kills you. Hurry!
00:30:33Titan was always nice to you. Why don't you go to see him?
00:30:35He's in a lot of pain.
00:30:37And you can't make his day.
00:30:39Well, I don't want him to get the wrong idea.
00:30:41You can see him as a friend
00:30:43and settle the rest later.
00:30:45I don't think I can do that.
00:30:47Sounds very serious.
00:30:49If you need anything else...
00:30:51No?
00:30:57Two, please.
00:30:59Yes, of course. Right this way.
00:31:07I don't want to go to the hospital.
00:31:09Let's just have lunch, okay?
00:31:11I'll take care of it for you.
00:31:13Excuse me, sir.
00:31:15Sir, would you mind not leaning on the glass?
00:31:17You might disturb the gentleman on the other side.
00:31:21Excuse me, sir.
00:31:23I've instructed the gentleman on the other side not to disturb you.
00:31:29Mmm.
00:31:31I mean, it's very sweet.
00:31:33You know, Titan having a crush on me,
00:31:35people change. Come on.
00:31:37Who is that huge guy back there?
00:31:39My, uh, boyfriend.
00:31:41Looks more like a gorilla.
00:31:43I work with him at the health club.
00:31:45Wait a minute. I thought you were a nurse.
00:31:47Look, if you promise to tell him,
00:31:49then we can stop by.
00:31:51Sounds fair enough. Waiter, check, please.
00:31:53Okay, coming.
00:31:55So that's it.
00:31:57Let's get out of here.
00:31:59I'd like to go back soon. I have a rehearsal.
00:32:01I hope he's all right.
00:32:03Is it a policy?
00:32:05We have an order yet.
00:32:07Oh, sorry.
00:32:09So...
00:32:11Get out of my way!
00:32:13He's not a bad guy.
00:32:15Here he comes now.
00:32:17Oh, you better hide.
00:32:19Tammy!
00:32:27Move!
00:32:29What are you doing?
00:32:31You scum!
00:32:33What?
00:32:35Hey, hey!
00:32:37Hold it right there, you hear me?
00:32:39Nobody messes around with my girl!
00:32:41Get back here, you son of a bitch!
00:32:43Rocky, wait! Come back!
00:32:45Hey! Stop it!
00:32:47Stand back!
00:32:49I'm gonna show you what a real man is!
00:32:51You better run or he's gonna kill you!
00:32:55Now, Tammy!
00:32:57You look great. Be right back.
00:33:01Wait!
00:33:03I'm gonna get you, you sucker!
00:33:05Hey there, what's going on?
00:33:07Don't let him run!
00:33:09Why are you defending me? I don't even know you.
00:33:15He's gonna run! I'll hold him for you!
00:33:17Tammy, would you please...
00:33:19What? You are really hurting my pride now, miss.
00:33:31Huh?
00:33:37I forgot your change, mister.
00:33:39No wonder. Thank you, sir.
00:33:41Here, you hold her.
00:33:43I got it.
00:33:45Haven't you had enough yet?
00:33:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:33:53Wait, I don't even know you!
00:33:55So what? I don't care!
00:33:57Excuse me.
00:34:01Hey.
00:34:07Why are you in such a hurry?
00:34:09You didn't pay the bill?
00:34:11No, I did not.
00:34:13Hey, where'd you get that jacket?
00:34:15Did you steal it?
00:34:17What are you talking about?
00:34:19Cut it off.
00:34:21Wow, that's a great car!
00:34:23Cool!
00:34:25Whose is it?
00:34:27Can't believe it!
00:34:29Real leather?
00:34:35Excuse me!
00:34:43Come on now, you shouldn't do this!
00:34:45Why don't you tell him that?
00:34:51Wait, I really have no idea who you are!
00:34:59Now you're gonna get it!
00:35:05You shouldn't do this!
00:35:07You're as good as dead!
00:35:13He's got money!
00:35:21Don't you ever try to cross Rocky again!
00:35:23Who wants this now, huh?
00:35:25My balls are everywhere!
00:35:33Hey, I'm warning you!
00:35:35You've got to stop!
00:35:41I'm warning you!
00:35:43I don't want to hurt you anymore!
00:35:45Don't you stop!
00:35:47We've got to settle this bill!
00:35:49Someone's got to pay!
00:35:51Come on!
00:35:53We've got to pick all this up!
00:35:59There's the manager!
00:36:01Look, you've got to pay this!
00:36:11That guy's crazy!
00:36:15I never knew you were so strong.
00:36:17What are you doing?
00:36:19I really like what I just found out about you.
00:36:21Well, I'm glad.
00:36:23What do you want from me?
00:36:25Don't tease me like that.
00:36:27Teasing?
00:36:29Well, whatever you say.
00:36:31Please tell me your name.
00:36:33Boomer.
00:36:35Would you stop kidding around, punk?
00:36:39My name's John Ma, not Boomer.
00:36:41So, where should I drop you off?
00:36:43At the hospital.
00:36:45Why? Are you sick?
00:36:47You asked me to go to see Tyson.
00:36:49Really?
00:36:51Stop acting. Always on stage.
00:36:53I know.
00:36:55I played piano when I was eight.
00:36:57The Royal Music Conservatory at 12.
00:36:59At 20, I won the Beethoven Conducting Award.
00:37:03Like you have a lot of money.
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:07Of course you went to the finest schools overseas, huh?
00:37:09How did you know?
00:37:11Oh, of course.
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:15Wow. Huge place.
00:37:17You know, you made me feel so good the other day.
00:37:19Would you mind doing it again?
00:37:21I don't know what you're talking about, lady.
00:37:23I'm just a mechanic.
00:37:25I'll go lie down. Hurry.
00:37:31Hmm.
00:37:33This joke's going further than I thought.
00:37:35I might as well go for it.
00:37:39I'll fix the motor.
00:37:43Wow.
00:37:45Look at this. This is great.
00:37:51Hey, you know, that's very good, Beethoven.
00:37:53Beethoven?
00:38:07Stop.
00:38:09What is it?
00:38:11Stop.
00:38:19I'm sorry. Go on.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:41Ah!
00:38:59Your turn. Try it.
00:39:01Me? You think so?
00:39:05No, I can't.
00:39:07Sit down.
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:27I can't wait any longer.
00:39:29Hurry up.
00:39:31Hmm?
00:39:33All right.
00:39:41Ah!
00:40:11I didn't know you drank.
00:40:13And smoked.
00:40:15Always after a workout.
00:40:17A workout?
00:40:19That's all it was?
00:40:21Hey, you're the one who took me up here.
00:40:23That was very different from the last time.
00:40:25You mean you've done this before?
00:40:27Stop it. What do you think I am?
00:40:29I don't think anything, so what's the matter?
00:40:31Huh?
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:35Aren't you gonna get that?
00:40:37I gotta go.
00:40:39What concert are you talking about?
00:40:41The one I'll be conducting.
00:40:43All right. No more jokes, okay?
00:40:45Boomer.
00:40:47I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.
00:40:49Mister, you are really impolite.
00:40:51You are Mr.
00:40:53Security.
00:40:55Coming. We have a problem.
00:40:57Excuse me, sir.
00:40:59I know this man. He's always trouble around here.
00:41:01Mr. Ma. There must be some kind of mistake.
00:41:03Mr. Ma is a world-famous conductor.
00:41:05You should apologize.
00:41:07Sorry.
00:41:09Let's get back to work.
00:41:11Mr. Ma.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:15Thank you for your help. Don't bother our guest.
00:41:17I'm sorry. I should get back to my room.
00:41:19By the way, the concert hall is filled to capacity.
00:41:21Ah, that's right.
00:41:23I almost forgot. Thank you.
00:41:25If the lady needs anything special,
00:41:27please don't hesitate to ask.
00:41:29Welcome, welcome.
00:41:31Why do they all know you?
00:41:33I really need some good help.
00:41:35These clothes are ridiculous.
00:41:37Let's get Wednesday's treat. I don't have to be your slave
00:41:39because I slept with... What are you talking about?
00:41:41Give me a kiss. Stay still, will you?
00:41:43Thousands of people are waiting to see you perform.
00:41:45Perform? Now we're going to do it in public?
00:41:47Hey, be careful.
00:41:49Let's go. Come on. Hurry, hurry.
00:41:51Where are we going?
00:41:53So, how much you pay them
00:41:55to get them to put on that show?
00:41:57A room here costs $400 a day. $400?
00:41:59Yes. In US dollars.
00:42:01Wow.
00:42:03You look like a conductor.
00:42:05What do you mean, look like? I really am a conductor.
00:42:07I wasn't kidding, you know?
00:42:09I know you're teasing me, but I love that.
00:42:15I don't know why I let her push me around.
00:42:17How did I get myself into this mess?
00:42:19Anyway, she is pretty.
00:42:25Not again.
00:42:33Ah!
00:42:35Ghost!
00:42:37You look just like me.
00:42:39Were you even dressed or something?
00:42:45Weird.
00:42:47I don't know about you, but I think I'm going crazy.
00:42:49Wow.
00:42:51It's strange, isn't it?
00:42:53Hey, imagine I could be ticking for you.
00:42:55Ah!
00:42:57I'm going crazy.
00:42:59I'm going crazy.
00:43:01I could be ticking for you.
00:43:03Ah!
00:43:05No wonder the girl out there thinks I'm a musician.
00:43:07She certainly thinks I'm you.
00:43:09Ah!
00:43:11That's why the girl doesn't believe I'm giving a concert.
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:15You play in a band?
00:43:17A band?
00:43:19Never mind.
00:43:21Well, what are you going to do?
00:43:23What do you mean? You're wearing my clothes.
00:43:25You have to give them back to me and fix things up.
00:43:27Okay, but don't tell the girl I'm with, all right?
00:43:29Barbara?
00:43:31What? You mean you know her?
00:43:33I'm pretty sure that's her name.
00:43:35She got into my car and asked me to take her to the hospital
00:43:37to see this guy Tyson.
00:43:39It's getting awfully confusing.
00:43:41Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
00:43:47How come when I sneeze, you sneeze?
00:43:49Right.
00:43:51Were you on a boat lately?
00:43:53You're right.
00:43:55Oh, my God. No wonder I was seasick.
00:43:57What do you do when I get laid?
00:43:59You mean with a girl?
00:44:01Of course. What else would it be?
00:44:03Ho-ho-ho!
00:44:05Hope he's not too kinky.
00:44:07Oh, wait. Wait.
00:44:09Hey, you better take your hand off me.
00:44:11You're forgetting your phone.
00:44:13That's a lot.
00:44:19Ah, maestro.
00:44:21Right on schedule.
00:44:24Hey, finally ready?
00:44:26Barbara, what are you doing here?
00:44:28Always kidding.
00:44:30Is there something wrong with you?
00:44:32What's going on here?
00:44:34Why do I have to remind you of every little detail?
00:44:36Please, not now.
00:44:38Hello?
00:44:40Hey, boomer.
00:44:42Who's this?
00:44:44Better get your ass out of here. We've been looking for you.
00:44:46Oh, no, I'm not a boomer. You've got the wrong number.
00:44:48Huh?
00:44:50This phone isn't mine.
00:44:52I think I switched it around.
00:44:56You just wait right here.
00:44:58Wait.
00:45:00Yes. Boomer.
00:45:02Where are you?
00:45:04I'm in the lobby with Barbara. Just tell me where you are.
00:45:06I'm in my car with Tammy.
00:45:08Get in here. I've got to protect her and make her fast.
00:45:10You've got to take her with you. It's getting too dangerous.
00:45:12But I can't go inside.
00:45:14I need your help to explain something to her.
00:45:16You don't understand. I've got more than I can handle right now.
00:45:18What?
00:45:20John, John, hello.
00:45:22Damn it.
00:45:24Please, wait a second. I need to change phones.
00:45:26Wait, please. We're going to be late.
00:45:28I'll be right back.
00:45:30You stay here. Don't go away. I'll be right back, okay?
00:45:32Where are you going?
00:45:44Ah, Maestro, this way.
00:45:46That was quick.
00:45:48Get in. Get in.
00:45:50Please. Thank you.
00:45:52I was really getting worried.
00:45:54We're going to be late.
00:45:56Driver, let's go.
00:45:58All right. Where are we going?
00:46:00To your concert.
00:46:04Is that Boomer I just saw
00:46:06leaving right now in that big car?
00:46:08Yeah, that was him, all right.
00:46:12Then who in the heck's that?
00:46:14Hi.
00:46:16Hi.
00:46:18I thought I just saw you leave.
00:46:20Barbara.
00:46:22I'm glad you're here.
00:46:24I have to talk to you. Stay away. Don't touch me.
00:46:26Pretending you don't know us?
00:46:28Have we met before?
00:46:30We're holding your little friend so don't mess around.
00:46:32I'm not sure I understand.
00:46:34I'm talking about Tyson.
00:46:36Don't you think you can tell me where I'm going?
00:46:38You're going to save someone for us.
00:46:40Sounds interesting. Who's the lucky guy?
00:46:42The cop's got our boss.
00:46:44He's in that truck right there.
00:46:46No way. Chase a police?
00:46:48I'm not a race car driver.
00:46:50I heard you were the best.
00:46:52Now is the time to prove it.
00:46:54If you fail, Barbara and Tyson are history.
00:46:56Don't be uptight.
00:46:58I'm not scared.
00:47:00You're the one who needs to relax.
00:47:02Oh, no.
00:47:04Oh, no.
00:47:06I'm getting out of here.
00:47:08Stop fooling around.
00:47:10Show me you're the famous John Ma.
00:47:12No, I'm not.
00:47:14I'm Boomer.
00:47:16Now get out there.
00:47:18Stop it.
00:47:20I'm not jeopardizing my future.
00:47:22You've worked so hard
00:47:24all your life for this night.
00:47:26Now you get out there.
00:47:28Show some guts.
00:47:30Fine. I'll go out there.
00:47:32Fine. I'll go out there.
00:47:34But you'll be sorry.
00:47:42What is he doing?
00:47:44Wait.
00:47:46There's so many people out there.
00:47:48What's that?
00:47:50Just wave it around. You'll be all right.
00:47:52Here goes nothing.
00:48:03All right. Let's move.
00:48:26Now get out of here, boss.
00:48:32Oh, no.
00:48:58This is fun.
00:49:03Oh, no.
00:49:05Get out.
00:49:07Get out.
00:49:13Wait for me here and stay cool.
00:49:15Move it.
00:49:17What's wrong with this door, damn it?
00:49:19Unlock the door.
00:49:21Thanks a lot.
00:49:33What?
00:49:35Are you sure you don't have any reservations
00:49:37tonight after 9 o'clock?
00:49:39Because I specifically remember
00:49:41calling last Tuesday and...
00:49:43Ah!
00:49:45Oh!
00:49:47Hurry up, Leia.
00:49:52It's Tuesday...
00:49:54You don't understand what I'm...
00:49:56Sorry.
00:49:58I'm sorry.
00:50:00You don't understand what I'm...
00:50:02Sorry. It's my turn. Go away.
00:50:10Hello?
00:50:12Is that you, John?
00:50:14I need your help to get me out of here.
00:50:16I need you here. You don't understand.
00:50:18They put me on stage.
00:50:20I'm conducting your concert.
00:50:22It's all turning into a disaster.
00:50:24Just wave your hands around, all right?
00:50:26What's happening to you?
00:50:29We're sorry.
00:50:31Wish us both luck.
00:50:42Just wave my hands, huh?
00:50:59It's my concert.
00:51:01Get out of here.
00:51:03Do you know who this guy is?
00:51:05This is our big, big boss.
00:51:07You're the big, big boss.
00:51:09Okay, hotshot, I want to go.
00:51:11Yeah, come on.
00:51:29That's it. That's it.
00:51:31Stronger. Stronger. More freely.
00:51:33Just shut the hell up and drive.
00:51:44Hey, come on. They're fooling around.
00:51:48Come on. Let's go. Stay with us.
00:51:50We're gonna get this concert.
00:51:52Come on.
00:51:54Come on.
00:51:56Let's go. Stay with us.
00:51:58I'm sorry.
00:52:00Watch that car.
00:52:27Hey!
00:52:29Run! We have to drive!
00:52:31No! No!
00:52:49Wait.
00:52:51Start driving or I'll kill you.
00:52:53Get going.
00:52:55Come on. Get going.
00:53:08Hey, is that them?
00:53:12Just step on the brake.
00:53:14Here. You do it.
00:53:16It's all yours.
00:53:18Hey!
00:53:20We're on fire.
00:53:26Oh, God.
00:53:35Just pull the handbrake.
00:53:37Yeah, why don't you do it yourself?
00:53:39No!
00:53:56Thank you. Thank you.
00:53:58Thank you. Thank you.
00:54:00Out of my way!
00:54:02Boss, I'm coming!
00:54:06God!
00:54:12No!
00:54:27Welcome, Mr. Ma.
00:54:29You could use a little freshening up before the reception.
00:54:33We'll all be waiting in the VIP room for your arrival.
00:54:41Ah, hello, my dear.
00:54:43Hi. Is the VIP room ready yet for the reception?
00:54:46Oh, certainly it's ready.
00:54:48But wait a second.
00:54:50May I ask who you are?
00:54:52I'm John Ma.
00:54:55But who was the man who went to your room?
00:54:57Did you see me come back?
00:54:59I really think we should hurry up for the press conference.
00:55:02I have to take a shower. I'll be right back.
00:55:05John?
00:55:09Get in. Hurry.
00:55:13You can't believe what just happened to me.
00:55:16And what about me?
00:55:18I was almost killed.
00:55:20Let's forget about it and be ourselves.
00:55:23You're Boomer, and I'm John Ma, okay?
00:55:26Tell me, did you sleep with Barbara?
00:55:29No. We didn't do anything.
00:55:31Good.
00:55:33She's Tyson's girl.
00:55:41It's Tammy. Don't you think you should go hide upstairs?
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:54It's me.
00:55:56Haven't you showered yet?
00:55:58There's lots of people waiting.
00:56:00I know, but you go down first, and I will join you soon.
00:56:02Hold it.
00:56:07Give me a kiss.
00:56:09You scum.
00:56:12I'll wait downstairs.
00:56:17My purse.
00:56:20Oh, you're here.
00:56:22Boomer, what are you doing?
00:56:24I'm filling the bathtub. What's it look like?
00:56:26This whole situation is getting out of hand.
00:56:28Oh, Boomer, what should we do?
00:56:30It's ridiculous.
00:56:32I think I like Barbara a little.
00:56:34Don't even think about it.
00:56:36Barbara is Tyson's girl, you hear?
00:56:40What's the big deal?
00:56:42I don't even know Tyson.
00:56:44Wait a minute.
00:56:46Wait a minute. When you touch Tyson's girl,
00:56:48it's like you're touching my girl.
00:56:50So stay away from her, you hear?
00:56:52But you touch my girl already.
00:56:55How could I know she's your girl?
00:56:57It doesn't matter whether she is or not.
00:57:00Don't mess around with her.
00:57:02Wait. Come back.
00:57:04Are you telling me what to do?
00:57:06Wait a minute.
00:57:10Don't move.
00:57:13You get out of here.
00:57:15Are you all right?
00:57:17I'm fine.
00:57:19Why did you answer?
00:57:21I'm John Ma.
00:57:23She really thinks I'm you. I answered.
00:57:25Hey, is there somebody in there with you?
00:57:27Wait. Tammy is my girl.
00:57:29I'm the one she likes.
00:57:31Not you, but John Ma.
00:57:33Not Boomer, you hear?
00:57:35I'm not so sure, besides you already.
00:57:38You know, do you want her to know
00:57:40that she's been tricked?
00:57:42You imposter.
00:57:44John Ma, if you don't open the door,
00:57:46I'll break it down.
00:57:48Wait. You better find a place to hide.
00:57:54Hey.
00:57:56You better not touch her.
00:58:00Why did you do that?
00:58:02I'm sorry. Are you all right?
00:58:04I'm fine.
00:58:07I fooled you, didn't I?
00:58:09I was just pretending to be two different people.
00:58:11Not bad, huh? I've showered.
00:58:13Let's go downstairs.
00:58:20Tammy, what are you doing?
00:58:22Now that I'm all wet, I need to take a bath
00:58:24and change my clothes.
00:58:26A bath?
00:58:30Would you excuse me?
00:58:32I also need to take one.
00:58:34All right. Let's take one together.
00:58:36I've changed my mind.
00:58:38We took a bath together the other day.
00:58:40We did? Are you sure about that?
00:58:44Yes, I am sure.
00:58:46And you even put your hands all over me.
00:58:48You were so naughty.
00:58:50You dirty rat. You took a bath with my girl.
00:58:52Huh?
00:58:54Why are you undressed if you're not taking a bath?
00:58:56I guess I changed my mind again.
00:58:58I really can't figure you out.
00:59:04Hey.
00:59:08Why have you put your clothes back on?
00:59:12I never took them off, Tammy.
00:59:14Huh?
00:59:16I must be thinking.
00:59:22What are you doing?
00:59:24Draining it.
00:59:26No need. The water's clean.
00:59:28Didn't you just take a bath?
00:59:30I like to fill it up after I'm done.
00:59:32It's just another habit of mine.
00:59:34There is still so much
00:59:36I have to learn about you.
00:59:40So cute.
00:59:42Then I better start now
00:59:44since I'm already yours.
00:59:52Maybe it's better we don't take a bath together.
00:59:54It could take us hours.
00:59:56John, what's the matter?
00:59:58What?
01:00:00Surprise!
01:00:02Let's take a bath together.
01:00:06You're so horrible.
01:00:08You're such a naughty boy.
01:00:10They're all waiting.
01:00:12We don't have enough time.
01:00:14Forget about that. Let's enjoy ourselves.
01:00:22It's just a reflection. Take it easy.
01:00:24It's a mirror.
01:00:26It's a mirror.
01:00:28Don't scare me like this.
01:00:30I'm awfully sorry.
01:00:34Who's that?
01:00:36Yes?
01:00:38May I help you, miss?
01:00:40Where's Boomer?
01:00:44Who did you say you were looking for?
01:00:46Boomer?
01:00:48There must be a mistake.
01:00:50I was here earlier today.
01:00:52Boomer!
01:00:54I thought you would leave.
01:00:56I'm just here with my boyfriend.
01:00:58Boomer, where are you?
01:01:00Here we go again.
01:01:02Boomer, are you here?
01:01:04Hello.
01:01:06Do you know this woman?
01:01:08What are you doing?
01:01:10And what kind of girl do you think I am?
01:01:14What is it?
01:01:16Kong says bring his case to the docks
01:01:18because if you don't,
01:01:20Tyson will be a goner.
01:01:22Who is she?
01:01:24What's wrong with you?
01:01:26I thought you cared.
01:01:28And now I find you here with this woman.
01:01:30You're just a goddamn loser.
01:01:32Hey, wait a minute.
01:01:34I've had enough.
01:01:36Who is she?
01:01:38Barbara.
01:01:40And what's her name?
01:01:42She's Tammy.
01:01:44His fiancée.
01:01:46And we're going to get married.
01:01:48You're getting married?
01:01:50You're not going back on your word.
01:01:52Just close your eyes and eat manji.
01:01:54Did you tell her that?
01:01:56We agreed on a spring wedding.
01:02:00There is something important you should know.
01:02:02Boomer!
01:02:04Where are you?
01:02:06Boomer!
01:02:08Where are you?
01:02:10He could be behind here.
01:02:12Yes, he's just afraid.
01:02:14He will scare you girls, that's why.
01:02:16Come on out.
01:02:20You see? Boomer!
01:02:22I know you're there. Come on.
01:02:24Oh, no.
01:02:26I think I'm losing my mind.
01:02:38Wait, I know.
01:02:40TV.
01:02:46Yes.
01:02:50Huh?
01:02:58He's real.
01:03:04Boomer, Tyson's in trouble.
01:03:06You have to find Kyung quick.
01:03:08If I only knew where he was hiding.
01:03:10Wait.
01:03:12At the shipyard.
01:03:14And you're supposed to bring the briefcase to him.
01:03:16Then you look after them.
01:03:18If I survive, I will go.
01:03:26Excuse me.
01:03:28All right, come to the conference room for the pictures.
01:03:30Thank you for your cooperation.
01:03:32Hello.
01:03:38Maestro.
01:03:40Maestro.
01:03:46Maestro.
01:03:52Maestro.
01:03:56Boomer.
01:03:58We should be like brothers.
01:04:00We're so alike.
01:04:02Fate is a funny thing.
01:04:04You know what I mean?
01:04:06Because if I had as many breaks as you,
01:04:08I could have turned out pretty good.
01:04:10I'm honored
01:04:12to know someone as loyal as you.
01:04:14Let's take care of this together
01:04:16as brothers.
01:04:22Let's go get Tyson.
01:04:38Come on.
01:04:56How do you do?
01:04:58Shut up.
01:05:00We're wasting time.
01:05:08Got it.
01:05:28Good to see you again.
01:05:30We'll bring the briefcase here.
01:05:32I'll take that.
01:05:34Hey, I have a bomb.
01:05:36Hand that over.
01:05:38All of you, back off.
01:05:40It's full of explosives.
01:05:42Don't come near me.
01:05:44If I drop it, we will all die.
01:05:50I'll check the other side.
01:05:52Yeah, fine.
01:05:58What are you looking at?
01:06:06Ow!
01:06:14Where's Tyson?
01:06:16He's up there.
01:06:18Safe and sound.
01:06:20Boomer, help me!
01:06:22Up here!
01:06:26Are you really Tyson?
01:06:28Don't kid around, Boomer!
01:06:30Can you say something
01:06:32to prove who you are?
01:06:34Take a closer look.
01:06:42He's such a crack-up,
01:06:44ain't he?
01:06:52Hand over the briefcase,
01:06:54or goodbye to your buddy.
01:06:56Know what I mean?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:10Hey, boss!
01:07:12Boss, we got trouble!
01:07:14There's another guy!
01:07:16Boomer, help!
01:07:20Help me!
01:07:24That was your last chance!
01:07:28What have I done?
01:07:34That was close.
01:07:36Give me that!
01:07:40It's a bomb!
01:07:44Andy, closer, and this will explode!
01:07:48I've had enough of this.
01:07:50Get him!
01:07:52Step aside!
01:07:54Take it easy.
01:08:00No, wait! Look at that!
01:08:04Somebody go check it out.
01:08:06Come on, hurry!
01:08:08Come on!
01:08:18Help me!
01:08:20We're under fire!
01:08:26Go on, after him!
01:08:34Come on!
01:08:52Now what?
01:08:56Tyson, get out of there!
01:08:58Let's get out of here!
01:09:00I'm trying, but I hurt my leg!
01:09:02Hey, what the hell?
01:09:04How'd you get down here so fast?
01:09:06What are you talking about?
01:09:08I've been down here the whole time!
01:09:10My leg!
01:09:28Tyson!
01:09:54All right.
01:09:56There it is.
01:10:00Good flight.
01:10:02Hey, what's that?
01:10:06Your turn.
01:10:08Ten.
01:10:10Hey, there's somebody in here.
01:10:14Come on.
01:10:16Wait, there really is somebody in here.
01:10:18Give me that!
01:10:20Hey, you!
01:10:22Get your hands up!
01:10:24Card game's over.
01:10:26Put your head down.
01:10:28Yes, sir.
01:10:34I think he's gone.
01:10:38To the right, right side!
01:10:40Ah!
01:10:42Ta-da-da-da!
01:10:52Tyson!
01:10:54Tyson!
01:11:02Hey, fool!
01:11:10Caution.
01:11:12Clear test area.
01:11:14Caution.
01:11:16Shut the gate.
01:11:32Hey, over here!
01:11:40Tyson!
01:11:42Tyson!
01:11:44Hey, here! I'm here, Boomer!
01:11:46Hey, I'm here in the car!
01:11:48Quick, get in the car!
01:11:50Get inside!
01:11:52Let's ram our way out of here, huh?
01:11:54The car's raised up. What are we gonna do?
01:11:56Huh?
01:12:00All right, check it out.
01:12:02I can't see anything.
01:12:04Just shut up. Keep looking.
01:12:10Don't look.
01:12:12Find anything?
01:12:14Hey!
01:12:18Oh, I'm sorry. Bye.
01:12:24Gate!
01:12:30Oh, I'm sorry.
01:12:32What are you doing?
01:12:34I didn't have much choice.
01:12:36Oh!
01:12:44Don't you come near me!
01:12:46Step back.
01:12:48Caution.
01:12:50Oh, hi.
01:12:52Huh?
01:12:54Boomer? Am I glad to see you.
01:12:56Shh.
01:12:58You chicken, come on over here.
01:13:00Come on, I'll kick your ass. Come on!
01:13:02You want some of this?
01:13:04Boomer, get him, get him! Chicken!
01:13:06I'll show you.
01:13:12Here, come on over here.
01:13:14Hit him, Boomer, hit him!
01:13:16Come on!
01:13:18You're gonna get it now, tough guy.
01:13:20That's it.
01:13:22Form and balance.
01:13:26Boomer!
01:13:28What's wrong with you?
01:13:30Hey, what are you doing?
01:13:32I'm gonna kick him in the head!
01:13:36Boomer, come back here!
01:13:40You should be able to kill this guy.
01:13:42Something wrong?
01:13:46Get up! You're fighting like a girl.
01:13:48My grandmother could beat the shit out of this guy.
01:13:52Hey, I was kidding.
01:13:54I don't even have a grandmother.
01:13:56No!
01:13:58Are you okay?
01:14:00Kaiser's in trouble!
01:14:02We've got to help him!
01:14:28Time out! Time out!
01:14:30Hey, you! You bastard!
01:14:32Pick on someone your own size!
01:14:36Hey, I'm gonna tell you one last time!
01:14:44Oh, wow!
01:14:46You finish this loser off,
01:14:48and I'm gonna turn off the heat, all right?
01:14:50Ha ha ha ha!
01:14:52Oh, wow!
01:14:54You finish this loser off,
01:14:56and I'm gonna turn off the heat, all right?
01:14:58Ha ha ha ha!
01:15:00Caution.
01:15:02Lowering heat levels.
01:15:04Caution.
01:15:06Lowering heat levels.
01:15:10Hey, look out! Boomer's coming down!
01:15:12Please stand back.
01:15:14What are you trying to do, huh?
01:15:16Kill me?
01:15:18You know it's too hot in here.
01:15:20You know it's too hot in here, all right?
01:15:24Oh, heaven.
01:15:26Huh?
01:15:28You were in there!
01:15:30Just run.
01:15:32Come on! This one's a pushover!
01:15:34Who's a pushover?
01:15:36Boomer!
01:15:38Help me!
01:15:40Boomer!
01:15:44Boomer!
01:15:46Run away!
01:15:48Wait!
01:15:50How'd you finish?
01:15:56Hey, I'll finish him.
01:15:58Watch while I do it, okay?
01:16:00I can't die!
01:16:06Hey!
01:16:10Kaizen!
01:16:12Ah!
01:16:14Ah!
01:16:16Please don't hit me!
01:16:18Ah!
01:16:20Boomer?
01:16:22Run!
01:16:26Ah!
01:16:28This way!
01:16:30Sir!
01:16:32Ah!
01:16:34Ah!
01:16:36Ah!
01:16:38Ah!
01:16:40Ah!
01:16:42Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:16:50Ah!
01:16:52Ah!
01:16:54Ah!
01:16:56Ah!
01:16:58Ah!
01:17:02Ah!
01:17:10Oh my God! Boomer, let's get the hell out of here right now!
01:17:17Get out of the way!
01:17:47I owe you one!
01:17:54Come on!
01:18:00I'll just stay in here until you're finished! Hurry up!
01:18:03Get him!
01:18:33Get him!
01:19:03Get him!
01:19:33Come on!
01:20:04Wait for what?
01:20:14Huh?
01:20:15Taser down!
01:20:23Get off me or I'll die!
01:20:27No!
01:20:33Get off me!
01:20:38Tyson!
01:20:42Tyson, get up, will ya?
01:20:45Recorded speed of 15 miles per hour. Estimated survival rate for passengers with seatbelts 99%.
01:20:53Tyson! I had the seatbelt on! I had the seatbelt on! I'm gonna be okay!
01:21:00I'm gonna kick your ass!
01:21:01I've had enough! Please, no more! I'll make a deal! Anything you want!
01:21:06Take him!
01:21:32I got ya! Say your prayers now, buddy!
01:21:36Boomer!
01:21:40Run away...
01:21:48Hey! There's two of them! But only one can fight!
01:21:52So which one do I have?
01:21:55Oh! I think I got the fighter!
01:22:02That's enough!
01:22:26Mr. Boomer, he cannot fight you! Why don't you come fight me?
01:22:32Look behind you!
01:22:40Further out! John! Behind you!
01:22:43Further out! John! Behind you!
01:23:01I moved. He moved.
01:23:03Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
01:23:05Harder!
01:23:07Further out!
01:23:14Kick him! Kick!
01:23:19Further out, King!
01:23:40I'm not done with you!
01:23:44So, tell me, which one am I, actually?
01:23:48John Ma, who do you think?
01:23:50I wasn't really sure, because when I was fighting...
01:23:53Cut the crap! Open it up!
01:24:01Where's Tyson?
01:24:06Stop there!
01:24:08There are two of you!
01:24:10There's just one of us.
01:24:12There's just one of us.
01:24:13Just one?
01:24:14Must be seeing things.
01:24:20Get on the ground! Move it!
01:24:25There are two of you!
01:24:28Caution! Caution!
01:24:34I see you, Tyson.
01:24:36John!
01:24:39Where did they go?
01:24:47Estimated survival rate of passenger without seatbelt 0%.
01:24:51Please replace test dummy.
01:24:57It's so beautiful.
01:24:59Okay.
01:25:07What's holding him up so long?
01:25:09I'm very anxious to meet the man who looks like John.
01:25:12I hope he really is our son.
01:25:14Now, Mama, don't get your hopes up too high.
01:25:17You promised. Yes, of course I won't, dear.
01:25:19Father, Mother, I still haven't seen Boomer.
01:25:22I don't know where he is.
01:25:26I'm afraid the wedding will have to be cancelled.
01:25:28Cancelled?
01:25:30Wait here. I have to find Boomer.
01:25:33John! Where are you going?
01:25:36John!
01:25:42Where have you been?
01:25:44Did you have to bring the whole crowd?
01:25:46I can't believe it. Our son.
01:25:48That's our boy?
01:25:53What do we do?
01:25:54We get out of here right now. Let's go.
01:25:56Are you all right?
01:25:58Get away!
01:25:59John!
01:26:02I got you. Are you Boomer or John?
01:26:04You're not getting away that easy. Come on.
01:26:12That one's Boomer.
01:26:14No, that's Boomer. Or is it John?
01:26:17Tell me, which one of you is John?
01:26:22You are.
01:26:27Now what do we do?
01:26:29It doesn't make any difference.
01:28:56You