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00:00:00New York and Kaguya
00:00:02I'm in charge of Fukuose.
00:00:04I'm in charge of New York and Kaguya.
00:00:06Let's take a look at Sandwich Man's story.
00:00:08I haven't seen Sandwich Man's story in a while.
00:00:10I'm going to watch it in New York and Kaguya.
00:00:12That's weird.
00:00:14Leave it to me.
00:00:16It's a set.
00:00:18That's great.
00:00:20It's like a golf course.
00:00:22It's like a golf course.
00:00:24It's like a golf course.
00:00:26There are people like this.
00:00:28good.
00:00:30It's a good picture.
00:00:34What are you doing?
00:00:36What are you doing?
00:00:38It's authentic.
00:00:40It's authentic.
00:00:42It's too chewy.
00:00:44It's the same.
00:00:46It's the same.
00:00:48It's the same.
00:00:50It's the same.
00:00:52It's the same.
00:00:54I don't know much.
00:00:56The audience is only in their 50s.
00:01:01I've read that before.
00:01:02I haven't either.
00:01:04I don't know what a monkey is.
00:01:07You're right, it's like a monkey.
00:01:10You've said that before, right?
00:01:14It's great.
00:01:15I'm really happy that he came all the way here.
00:01:20I don't know what you're talking about.
00:01:21He finally said what he knew.
00:01:24He's the king of the world.
00:01:27He doesn't know everything.
00:01:29He's in a good tempo.
00:01:34He's a great dancer.
00:01:35I like Date's costume.
00:01:37The trainer on top.
00:01:39He looks like Ralph Lauren.
00:01:40He's Date Masamune.
00:01:41Date Masamune.
00:01:42He's Date.
00:01:44He looks like a real Tohoku person.
00:01:45He's not Ralph Lauren.
00:01:46He's Date Masamune.
00:01:48That's cute.
00:01:49It's cute.
00:01:51It's really fun, isn't it?
00:01:52He's the king of the world.
00:01:53He's amazing.
00:01:55Do you need that juzu?
00:01:57It's not related to the story.
00:02:01It's just a joke, so you can call me Date.
00:02:04We were together at the smoking area before the show.
00:02:08He was dancing in this costume.
00:02:10He hadn't changed yet.
00:02:12I was surprised that he was dancing like this.
00:02:15Is he a golf player?
00:02:16He's the one who's going to start.
00:02:19He looks like he's going to start.
00:02:21Is there anyone who looks like this at this age?
00:02:24No, there isn't.
00:02:25Everyone looks like this.
00:02:28He's the one who's going to start.
00:02:30He's a beginner.
00:02:32He's very active.
00:02:34He's a beginner, and he's alone.
00:02:40Don't make fun of monkeys.
00:02:44It's just the beginning.
00:02:46I just wanted to do it.
00:02:49Golf starts with a hat.
00:02:51What does golf start with a hat?
00:02:53It's like Noppo.
00:02:54What's that?
00:02:55Noppo Samba.
00:02:56Noppo Samba.
00:02:57I barely did it.
00:03:01I don't need a monkey.
00:03:04I wanted to be a monkey.
00:03:06It's more and more interesting every time.
00:03:08It's fashionable.
00:03:09It looks good on you.
00:03:11Golf is like this.
00:03:12I don't know what you're doing, but it's interesting.
00:03:15It's like a bikini.
00:03:20Is that it?
00:03:23It's not a treasure.
00:03:27He's wearing a simple hat.
00:03:31This is Juri.
00:03:32Isn't this Juri?
00:03:34This is...
00:03:35Juju? Juri?
00:03:36Isn't this Juri?
00:03:37I'm the president.
00:03:38He's the father president.
00:03:39He's the father president.
00:03:45I'm glad it's not Juri.
00:03:48I'm glad.
00:03:49It was a dangerous place.
00:03:50I'm glad it's not Juri.
00:03:51Suddenly, everyone knows.
00:03:52I didn't say it directly.
00:03:54If it were Juri, I would have said it directly.
00:03:56Juri is a little...
00:03:58I don't say it out loud.
00:03:59It's all interesting.
00:04:01It's not too much.
00:04:02Why is golf a hat joke?
00:04:05Golf is a joke.
00:04:07It's a long hat joke.
00:04:10It's a long hat joke.
00:04:12It's okay to be a hat shop.
00:04:18There are a lot of bad jokes.
00:04:21It's like an old man.
00:04:23It's like a simple.
00:04:26Emotional.
00:04:27He's a beginner.
00:04:28He's got a little swollen body.
00:04:30I want to do what I like.
00:04:32I like it.
00:04:37It's cute.
00:04:41This is this.
00:04:42It's decided.
00:04:47I'll hold my club by mistake.
00:04:50Please hit my ball.
00:04:54You can bring it.
00:04:57It's not good.
00:04:59It's cold.
00:05:00Mr. Date set it up.
00:05:01You can bring it.
00:05:03When I was a beginner, I wore it so gently.
00:05:08It's okay.
00:05:11It's a golf club.
00:05:12You need a club to win normally.
00:05:15It's a club, isn't it?
00:05:16It's a club.
00:05:17There's a good breath in it.
00:05:18It's like a fish.
00:05:21It's amazing to hit the ball while moving.
00:05:25But you have to use it.
00:05:27It's a secret.
00:05:29What was that?
00:05:34What was that?
00:05:36That was good.
00:05:37That was good.
00:05:39It's amazing.
00:05:45It's stupid.
00:05:49It's stupid.
00:05:52It's like watching Heisei TV.
00:05:55It's like watching Heisei TV.
00:05:58I want to show it to my parents.
00:06:02It's like this.
00:06:04This is used.
00:06:06The hand of the person who used it before is like this.
00:06:08It's dirty.
00:06:09It's dirty.
00:06:11It's dirty.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14It's not good.
00:06:15It's not good.
00:06:18It's heavy.
00:06:20It's about 110 kg.
00:06:21It's not that heavy.
00:06:22I don't know.
00:06:24I don't know.
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:28I think everyone who is fat has about 100 kg.
00:06:33You are small.
00:06:35You are right.
00:06:36You are small.
00:06:37But I'm sure you have about 85 kg.
00:06:39I think you have a lot.
00:06:40I think you should go a little further.
00:06:42You're right.
00:06:43I think you should aim for 210 kg.
00:06:46It's your pride.
00:06:48I think it's my pride.
00:06:49I want people to think I'm thin.
00:06:53You should have taught him.
00:06:56That's not true.
00:06:57That's not true.
00:06:59That's not true.
00:07:00He said it with full power.
00:07:01He said it with full power.
00:07:05The audience will laugh.
00:07:08That's the best.
00:07:09That's the best.
00:07:12I wonder if it's right.
00:07:13I have experience in baseball.
00:07:15Then it might be good.
00:07:16I was told that it might be good.
00:07:18May I?
00:07:19Yes, please.
00:07:20Can you see it properly?
00:07:21Yes, I see.
00:07:22Is it like this?
00:07:23Can I see it once?
00:07:24Can I see it once?
00:07:25Open your legs to the width of your shoulders.
00:07:30That's good enough.
00:07:33That's good enough.
00:07:34Hold on tight.
00:07:35Your nose is shaking.
00:07:36Hold on tight.
00:07:37I wonder if you're wearing pants.
00:07:42That's good.
00:07:44That's funny.
00:07:45That's good.
00:07:46That's good.
00:07:47That's good.
00:07:48I want to watch it forever.
00:07:50It doesn't matter.
00:07:51It doesn't matter.
00:07:52Miso Char Siu Noodles.
00:07:54Miso Char Siu Noodles.
00:07:56Miso Char Siu Noodles.
00:07:58Miso Char Siu Noodles.
00:07:59Do you need miso?
00:08:03Char Siu Noodles.
00:08:05I don't know if he's young.
00:08:07That's right.
00:08:08That's right.
00:08:09I'll put miso here.
00:08:11You put miso.
00:08:12It depends on the person.
00:08:13I see.
00:08:14You can put it at any time.
00:08:15You can put it at any time.
00:08:16Can I see it once?
00:08:17Yes, please.
00:08:19What's this?
00:08:20What's this?
00:08:21What's this?
00:08:23What's this?
00:08:25What's this?
00:08:27What's this?
00:08:30What's this?
00:08:32Why are these mis...?
00:08:34Is he playing Rambada?
00:08:37Rambada is bad.
00:08:38Rambada is bad.
00:08:39Rambada is bad?
00:08:40Rambada is bad.
00:08:42He's been doing stuff like this.
00:08:43You can't do Rambada.
00:08:45You can't do stuff like this.
00:08:46What kind of theme is that?
00:08:48I don't know what that is.
00:08:50It's a dance from the Golden Age.
00:08:52What's this?
00:08:54It's a descent dance.
00:08:56It's a descent dance indeed.
00:08:58Go. Descent dance.
00:09:00It's a Lambada dance.
00:09:02A Lambada dance.
00:09:04Ah, the song is Lambada?
00:09:06Lambada is the best!
00:09:08I want to do something like this.
00:09:10Why do you want to do this?
00:09:12Why do you want to do this?
00:09:14I want to do it too!
00:09:16Why?
00:09:18Why did you set up this room?
00:09:20I want to play Rambada.
00:09:22Even Rambada and Salmon want to play.
00:09:24I want to play Rambada.
00:09:26I want to play Rambada.
00:09:28I want to play Rambada.
00:09:32Maybe Amida-san did it on his own.
00:09:34Maybe Amida-san did it on his own.
00:09:36He didn't just play Rambada.
00:09:38He also played Char Siu.
00:09:40He also played Char Siu.
00:09:42He also played Rambada.
00:09:44I want to play Rambada.
00:09:48He was sweating.
00:09:50Wait a moment.
00:09:52He didn't play for 8 minutes.
00:09:54That's right.
00:09:56What is this?
00:09:58They all failed.
00:10:02It's great.
00:10:04Well,
00:10:06The Contotory
00:10:082025
00:10:10I wish I was a woman.
00:10:12I'm not going!
00:10:13Don't go!
00:10:14You're going to get it yourself!
00:10:16Tonight, the first-rate contestants show off their first-time TV appearances.
00:10:21They're getting bigger and bigger!
00:10:25The Conte is one of a kind.
00:10:27There are a series of works that they want the audience to see the most.
00:10:31Did you do something to Yu-Gi-Oh?!
00:10:35Now, let's watch the top-notch contestants for two hours.
00:10:39Here we go.
00:10:40The Conte MC TOKYO-ZERO, representing Japan.
00:10:47And...
00:10:48I'm Kamui. Nice to meet you.
00:10:50Nice to meet you, too.
00:10:52This is the 6th episode.
00:10:54The 6th?
00:10:55Yes, the 6th.
00:10:56It's going to be a hit.
00:10:58It's going to be a hit.
00:11:00You don't have to say it yourself.
00:11:02We have some interesting contestants.
00:11:06I'm looking forward to it.
00:11:07How about you, Izuka?
00:11:08We're going to do the content we want to show,
00:11:13but we don't know how it's going to turn out.
00:11:15That's what this show is about.
00:11:16I don't know if that's what's being evaluated.
00:11:19There's a lot of content that you can't see on other shows.
00:11:21The Conte's feature is the inaudible voice in the content.
00:11:25You can enjoy both the inaudible and inaudible versions.
00:11:29Please enjoy it with the remote control's voice control button.
00:11:33One, two...
00:11:35The Conte starts now!
00:11:41Evil monsters and heroes...
00:11:43Chocolate Planet will be in charge of the inaudible voice from now on.
00:11:45I'm Hoshikete Brothers.
00:11:46Let's watch Chocolate Planet's content.
00:11:49I'm sorry.
00:11:50Everyone's nervous.
00:11:51I'm sorry.
00:11:55Isn't it great?
00:11:56It's great.
00:11:57All the monitors are in the back.
00:12:01I see.
00:12:04It's great.
00:12:05What did you do during the live show?
00:12:07I did the live show with this.
00:12:09With a monitor?
00:12:10Yes, with a monitor.
00:12:11That's a lot of work.
00:12:13It's amazing.
00:12:14But it's not much different from a real set.
00:12:19I see.
00:12:20It's a really good set.
00:12:22It's a special drive!
00:12:24Did you make this?
00:12:25Yes, I did.
00:12:27The belt is amazing.
00:12:29Yes, it is.
00:12:31It's amazing that a person who makes something like this...
00:12:42He's just trying to make us laugh.
00:12:45This is all I can do.
00:12:48This is all I can do.
00:12:51He's determined to make us laugh.
00:12:53I've been doing this kind of content for a long time.
00:12:59After 20 years of experience,
00:13:03I've never done anything like this before.
00:13:05It's so much fun to do the same content over and over again.
00:13:08I'm having so much fun.
00:13:09It's fun.
00:13:10It's fun, isn't it?
00:13:11This is just a lot of fun.
00:13:13The length of the video doesn't change, does it?
00:13:16We've never done the same content.
00:13:18We could have made the video longer.
00:13:20Until we get the money.
00:13:22I'm having so much fun with Mr. Shimura and Mr. Kato.
00:13:28This is so much fun!
00:13:31I don't want to do anything else but this.
00:13:34This is the best.
00:13:35It's like a conversation drama.
00:13:37Ignorant people.
00:13:39You can use this as a tool.
00:13:41This is so cool.
00:13:42You can use this as a tool.
00:13:47It has magnets so it doesn't stop.
00:13:51It has a switch.
00:13:52This is amazing.
00:13:53This is amazing.
00:13:54What is this?
00:13:55This is amazing.
00:13:58This is a waste of money.
00:14:07I did this twice in rehearsal.
00:14:09This is hard.
00:14:11This is hard.
00:14:12The tech behind this is hard too.
00:14:15The audio and the monitor.
00:14:19This is all ad-lib.
00:14:22It's not decided?
00:14:23It's not decided.
00:14:24You don't know what's coming.
00:14:26No one knows.
00:14:28I'm so nervous.
00:14:30If I say burning fire, you can use this.
00:14:36This is amazing.
00:14:38What is this?
00:14:41What is this?
00:14:44Isn't it fun to catch coins?
00:14:46That's right.
00:14:47I practiced that a lot.
00:14:50What is this?
00:14:52We have to decide who will go first.
00:14:56I won't transform.
00:14:59We don't need to decide who will go first.
00:15:02We don't need to decide who will go first.
00:15:06I finished my work in the first 30 seconds.
00:15:10I'm scared.
00:15:14I'm nervous.
00:15:16I said it's okay.
00:15:17I think it's more fun to listen to Hamaie and Zero-san's voice.
00:15:25What is this?
00:15:31What are you doing?
00:15:32Mother voice!
00:15:34The costume is good.
00:15:36That's right.
00:15:40This is still on TV.
00:15:42I've been doing this for 5 minutes.
00:15:45I've been doing this for about 10 minutes.
00:15:48I've been doing this for a long time.
00:15:51I can't help but cry.
00:15:55What is this?
00:15:57It's like a real slot.
00:16:01Don't be a monster.
00:16:04I'm nervous.
00:16:06Are you okay?
00:16:08I laughed a lot.
00:16:12This was the first time I did this.
00:16:14It would be fun if a lot of people came out.
00:16:16They made it in the middle.
00:16:19Go!
00:16:20Look at me!
00:16:23I'm not weak.
00:16:26I thought the audience would be really good.
00:16:30I'm sure they won't be.
00:16:34Is this a body bath?
00:16:36What is this?
00:16:39Who is it?
00:16:41Who is it?
00:16:44I decided to do this today.
00:16:48I was going to do it with my sleeves.
00:16:50I was going to do it with my sleeves.
00:16:52I was a good person.
00:16:57I was going to make the person above me unnoticeable.
00:17:00I was going to make the person above me unnoticeable.
00:17:09Thank you very much.
00:17:12What are you doing alone?
00:17:18I don't know what will happen if I do it with my sleeves.
00:17:21I want to see it.
00:17:24It's a very chocolate-like story.
00:17:27I didn't see MACCHAN at all except the first minute and the last minute.
00:17:32I didn't see MACCHAN at all except the first minute and the last minute.
00:17:36From now on, Hanako and Tableters will be in charge of the soundproofing.
00:17:40Let's take a look at Hanako's story.
00:17:43Thank you very much.
00:17:45Hanako and Tableters.
00:17:50Recently, there is a problem with the power supply in society.
00:17:56Our company is paying close attention to prevent this from happening.
00:18:01However, such accidents happen.
00:18:05In order to improve this, we held a meeting the other day.
00:18:08There are a lot of stories like this.
00:18:12Are you not nervous anymore?
00:18:14I'm nervous.
00:18:17Unless it's a new story, I'm not nervous.
00:18:22Isn't that so?
00:18:25I'm still a little nervous.
00:18:28This is my first time on THE CONTEST.
00:18:31Is this your first time on THE CONTEST?
00:18:33Is this your first time on THE CONTEST?
00:18:35When the audience enters, it feels like a live performance.
00:18:40I understand.
00:18:41I'm very nervous when I rehearse.
00:18:43THE CONTEST is a big event.
00:18:45I understand if there is no reaction.
00:18:48Some people laugh at me.
00:18:50But I don't notice it.
00:18:53I can't stop thinking about it.
00:18:55I understand.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:59I rehearsed for 7 minutes because I got used to it.
00:19:04I have to use TAMIGUCHI.
00:19:06That's right.
00:19:07I have to use it for KIKUTA.
00:19:10Do you use it?
00:19:12Yes, I use it.
00:19:17Director.
00:19:18What's wrong?
00:19:20I'm sorry.
00:19:21This is the material.
00:19:24Can you look at it?
00:19:32Can you look at it?
00:19:34Can you look at it?
00:19:35No.
00:19:36Can you look at it?
00:19:41Akiyama.
00:19:42Yes.
00:19:43It's hard to see.
00:19:44It's easier to understand.
00:19:46I see.
00:19:47Can you put in a graph?
00:19:49What?
00:19:52What?
00:19:53A graph?
00:19:54Yes.
00:19:55Can you put it in a graph?
00:19:56Yes.
00:20:01TAMIGUCHI may not work.
00:20:04Why?
00:20:05It may not work.
00:20:07It may not work.
00:20:08I'm trying to change it.
00:20:10But he hasn't changed it.
00:20:12When I used it, I still felt it.
00:20:16I used it a long time ago.
00:20:18What?
00:20:19If he doesn't change it, it's hard to do.
00:20:22We have to change it.
00:20:23Hey.
00:20:24K5.
00:20:25Yes.
00:20:26Don't use it.
00:20:27I'm sorry.
00:20:28It's TAMIGUCHI.
00:20:29I'm sorry.
00:20:30Don't say sorry.
00:20:32I'm sorry.
00:20:34It's like that.
00:20:36It's like that.
00:20:38If you use it, you use it.
00:20:40What?
00:20:43Manager NANA.
00:20:44Yes.
00:20:45When are you going to have a dinner with GOLD COMPANY?
00:20:49What?
00:20:50When are you going to have a dinner with GOLD COMPANY?
00:20:51What?
00:20:52When are you going to have a dinner with GOLD COMPANY?
00:20:53What?
00:20:54When are you going to have a dinner with GOLD COMPANY?
00:20:55That's a good question.
00:20:56This weekend.
00:20:57This weekend?
00:20:58Yes.
00:20:59Only?
00:21:00What?
00:21:01I don't think it's time for this company to get better.
00:21:04Will it get better?
00:21:05Next weekend.
00:21:06Next weekend.
00:21:07This weekend and next weekend.
00:21:09It's nice to have a moment when KIKUTA attacks.
00:21:12That's right.
00:21:13That's right.
00:21:15There is a forward.
00:21:17It may be rare.
00:21:19It's a power balance.
00:21:21KIKUTA and YUI.
00:21:24Was it me and YUI?
00:21:26YUI.
00:21:27It's an attack.
00:21:29That's amazing.
00:21:30It's not a proper attack.
00:21:33You are doing it naturally.
00:21:34I can understand it.
00:21:36Yes.
00:21:39KIKUTA doesn't control it.
00:21:42He doesn't think about how to attack.
00:21:44He doesn't think about how to attack.
00:21:50That's right.
00:21:51He doesn't think about it at all.
00:21:53You two are amazing.
00:21:55I'm surprised too.
00:21:58I thought you understood it.
00:22:02I didn't think you understood it.
00:22:05I've asked you two why you were laughing at this story.
00:22:11I've asked you why you were laughing at this story.
00:22:14I've asked you what was funny.
00:22:16I've asked you that.
00:22:18That's amazing.
00:22:19It's amazing that you can do that.
00:22:22This is good.
00:22:25This time.
00:22:27He is talking like a fool.
00:22:31I got it.
00:22:33He is good.
00:22:34That's amazing.
00:22:38He looks happy.
00:22:41He is typing happily.
00:22:43I got it.
00:22:44See you.
00:22:46He is typing with one finger.
00:22:49He is getting cuter.
00:22:52He was able to do it until now.
00:22:54He is patient.
00:22:55He is persistent.
00:22:57It's strange that Tameguchi's manager changes.
00:23:00I got it.
00:23:01He is too conscious.
00:23:02See you.
00:23:05Tameguchi's manager changed.
00:23:07He is the manager now.
00:23:09That's amazing.
00:23:12He is the manager now.
00:23:13That's amazing.
00:23:14He changed a lot.
00:23:15That's amazing.
00:23:16He changed a lot.
00:23:19That's amazing.
00:23:20That's amazing.
00:23:21I was surprised.
00:23:22He is excited.
00:23:23That's amazing.
00:23:24I was surprised.
00:23:26I was surprised.
00:23:28Let's go to a convenience store.
00:23:29Let's go to a convenience store.
00:23:30Let's go.
00:23:31Let's go to a convenience store.
00:23:32Let's go.
00:23:33All of us?
00:23:34Let's go together.
00:23:35From the office?
00:23:36It's okay.
00:23:37Let's go together.
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:40Let's go.
00:23:41Let's invite the president.
00:23:42Let's invite the president.
00:23:43That's good.
00:23:44Let's go together.
00:23:45I wonder what will happen to the company.
00:23:53Wait a minute.
00:23:56He is angry.
00:23:57He is angry.
00:24:00Tori-san is here.
00:24:01Tori-san is here.
00:24:03He remembers my face.
00:24:05It's terrible.
00:24:12From now, the voice actors are LOVE LETTERS and Hanako.
00:24:16Let's watch the story of LOVE LETTERS.
00:24:19When was the first episode of LOVE LETTERS' King of Contra?
00:24:24I think it was the 3rd year.
00:24:26That's really early.
00:24:28But Hanako is also early.
00:24:30You just asked a weird question, right?
00:24:32No, no, no.
00:24:34But Akiyama is really young.
00:24:36I'm 27 years old.
00:24:40I think it was the 8th year.
00:24:42Oh, was it?
00:24:44I think it was the 4th year.
00:24:46I was in high school from the 19th year.
00:24:48So it was really early.
00:24:503 years?
00:24:52I think it was after Chocopura.
00:24:54It's really good to pass by here once.
00:24:58Hanako is here.
00:25:00And this place is the best.
00:25:02It's really good to pass by here once.
00:25:04It's the best.
00:25:06That's true.
00:25:08You can't pass by here for 40 minutes.
00:25:10You have to come in suddenly.
00:25:12That's right.
00:25:14That's right.
00:25:16That's amazing.
00:25:18It's hard to run.
00:25:20It's hard to run.
00:25:22It's like running with your legs behind you.
00:25:24That's right.
00:25:26Hanako also has a story to run.
00:25:28That's right.
00:25:30That's right.
00:25:34That EVO is scary.
00:25:36That's right.
00:25:38Isn't that scary?
00:25:40Isn't that a psychopath?
00:25:42That's right.
00:25:44That's right.
00:25:46That's right.
00:25:48I said this in Chocopura.
00:25:50I bought this for today.
00:25:52I finished it.
00:25:54It's shorter than I thought.
00:25:56I'm scared.
00:25:58I don't know.
00:26:00I said that.
00:26:02Do you understand?
00:26:04It's 3mm.
00:26:06It's different.
00:26:08It's different depending on the manufacturer.
00:26:10If it was 2mm longer, it would have been black and mild.
00:26:12What are you talking about?
00:26:14It's a boss.
00:26:16It's a boss.
00:26:18It's a boss.
00:26:20I don't like it.
00:26:22It's a little off.
00:26:24It's a little off.
00:26:26I'm scared.
00:26:28It's short and stoic.
00:26:30That's right.
00:26:32I don't think there's a boss.
00:26:34That's right.
00:26:36I don't think there's a boss.
00:26:38Comedians are a little confused.
00:26:40I don't think there's a boss.
00:26:42I don't think there's a boss.
00:26:44Wedo the former Zoffie,
00:26:47watches Bosoz the whole time at the wedding.
00:26:50I was told by the parents that they couldn't stop Bosoz.
00:26:55We were told as a trio at the wedding when we were shot a TV.
00:27:00We were told as a trio at the wedding when we were shot a TV.
00:27:05I wanted the Bosoz movie to be shifted a little to the right.
00:27:08I was the only one missing.
00:27:10You were right next to the baht jail.
00:27:12I'm not wearing a suit anymore.
00:27:14I don't have any suits, am I?
00:27:16I'm going to be like a person who's not wearing a suit!
00:27:19You're going to be a rare person.
00:27:21I don't have any.
00:27:22You're lying!
00:27:24I haven't noticed it.
00:27:26I'm not aware of it.
00:27:27But I'm going to wear a suit.
00:27:28That's right.
00:27:29It's just a joke.
00:27:31I would be really scared.
00:27:34The audience would be like,
00:27:36LAUGHS
00:27:42It's so funny!
00:27:44The customer is laughing as well?
00:27:47It's on full throttle!
00:27:48It's like a public viewing...
00:27:50LAUGHTER
00:27:52It's so realistic.
00:27:54It's so funny...
00:27:55It's like a tragedy.
00:27:58I'm done.
00:27:59Oh my...
00:28:01That was pretty smart!
00:28:03Wait a minute!
00:28:05🎵Kusa-ki-wo...🎵
00:28:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:28:09It didn't come out as I expected.
00:28:11I thought it wasn't coming out as I expected.
00:28:13I thought it was weird.
00:28:15I thought, wait,
00:28:17a big wave is coming at the end.
00:28:19That's great.
00:28:21That's great.
00:28:23🎵Kusa-ki-wo...🎵
00:28:25What is this?
00:28:27What is this?
00:28:29I can't keep up with him from here.
00:28:31We are only doing this for that reason.
00:28:33That's right.
00:28:35I love you so much.
00:28:37I was following Ayaka-kun.
00:28:39I'm scared.
00:28:41I'm always scared at the end.
00:28:43I'm scared.
00:28:45I'm scared.
00:28:47I can't do this.
00:28:49I can't do this.
00:28:51Conte Horisake Talk!
00:28:53Conte Horisake Talk!
00:28:55This time,
00:28:57we have two groups,
00:28:59Hanako and Love Letters.
00:29:05Love Letters' conte was
00:29:07just scary at the end.
00:29:09Really?
00:29:11I want to make you laugh.
00:29:13It was scary.
00:29:15Tsukamoto was scarier than I thought.
00:29:17Tsukamoto was scarier than I thought.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:21If it was my case,
00:29:23I would have accepted it more.
00:29:25But it was too scary.
00:29:27It was too scary.
00:29:29Ayaka-san was also scared from
00:29:31an unexpected angle.
00:29:33It was scary.
00:29:35Really?
00:29:37Hanako,
00:29:39it was a good conte.
00:29:43It wasn't scary at all.
00:29:45We don't do horror.
00:29:47Where did you get the idea?
00:29:49Okabe came up with the idea
00:29:51and we decided to
00:29:53talk about it.
00:29:55Okabe came up with the idea
00:29:57and we decided to talk about it.
00:29:59But Kikuta was like,
00:30:01what?
00:30:03It was my first time hearing it.
00:30:05It was my first time hearing it.
00:30:07I felt the same way as everyone else.
00:30:09I didn't get it.
00:30:11Okabe came up with the idea.
00:30:13What do you think, Hanako?
00:30:15No matter where we put it,
00:30:17it's going to be a great conte.
00:30:19It's going to be a great conte.
00:30:21We can skate without any problem.
00:30:23We can skate without any problem.
00:30:25It's going to be a great conte.
00:30:27It's like we just came back from Japan.
00:30:29It's going to be great.
00:30:31It's going to be a great conte.
00:30:33It's going to be a great conte.
00:30:35What do you think about it, Hanako?
00:30:37You can't copy this.
00:30:39You can't copy this.
00:30:41You can't copy this.
00:30:43You can't copy this.
00:30:45We also did it abroad.
00:30:47We also did it abroad.
00:30:49We did a conte in English.
00:30:51We did a conte in English.
00:30:53I tried to make it all in English.
00:30:57But it was so well-translated.
00:30:59I did all the scenes where I was crying and crying.
00:31:04It was so well-translated.
00:31:06I wanted to go to many places to do it.
00:31:09So I think it's going to be very popular.
00:31:14Overseas?
00:31:15You did it in English, right?
00:31:17Yes, I did it in English.
00:31:18You learned English, right?
00:31:20Yes, I did.
00:31:21It's not like that at all.
00:31:23It's annoying.
00:31:25What are you talking about?
00:31:28It's not like that at all.
00:31:30You have to learn English.
00:31:31And you're angry, right?
00:31:32I'm very angry.
00:31:33Why are you angry?
00:31:34It's annoying to learn English.
00:31:37I'm not saying this to make you angry.
00:31:41Why are you so angry?
00:31:43From now on, Fukunose will be in charge of Kagaya.
00:31:47Let's take a look at Kagaya's story.
00:31:49Let's take a look at Kagaya's story.
00:31:51Let's take a look at Kagaya's story.
00:31:53I haven't seen Sando's story.
00:31:56It's a little embarrassing.
00:31:58Can I not talk?
00:32:00Please don't.
00:32:01I'm going to watch it.
00:32:02It's because of Fukunose.
00:32:04It won't change.
00:32:06I can't watch Kagaya's story while talking.
00:32:09Sando talks a lot.
00:32:12It's the opposite of Sando.
00:32:14He's delicate.
00:32:16Sando talked a lot.
00:32:18I'm sure Sando will like this story.
00:32:21I think Kagaya's character is good.
00:32:24I'm glad.
00:32:25Kagaya's skin is black and smooth.
00:32:31It suits middle school students.
00:32:33I can go to any club.
00:32:35I can go to any club.
00:32:37It's smooth.
00:32:39It's amazing to be a middle school student.
00:32:40I'm going to wear it while I'm wearing it.
00:32:45Wait a minute.
00:32:46Your eyes met.
00:32:50I'm going to play.
00:32:54It's embarrassing.
00:32:56I like Kagaya's story.
00:32:58I'm glad.
00:33:01I want you to watch it somewhere else.
00:33:05I've never seen it.
00:33:07Something's going to happen.
00:33:09Don't say something's going to happen.
00:33:12Shintokorozawa Ikimae store?
00:33:15Tokorozawa?
00:33:16It's Shintokorozawa.
00:33:18What does that mean?
00:33:22This is amazing.
00:33:23Sando can't do this.
00:33:25You should have told Sando.
00:33:28You should have told him to do this.
00:33:30He's amazing.
00:33:33Sando can't do this.
00:33:35It was the same light all the time.
00:33:37If Sando did this, he would have had a heart attack.
00:33:42I see.
00:33:44It's heartwarming.
00:33:45It was like this until this morning.
00:33:47Shut up, old woman.
00:33:49What?
00:33:50My mom often uses her smartphone.
00:33:58It's nostalgic.
00:34:00I've gained weight.
00:34:01You've gained weight.
00:34:02Your lips...
00:34:04I got my lips done by a makeup artist today.
00:34:09You didn't put anything on your chest.
00:34:11I didn't.
00:34:17Look at Kaga's face.
00:34:18Kaga's face is funny.
00:34:22What are you doing, old woman?
00:34:24I'm back.
00:34:26Get out of here.
00:34:28What are you doing?
00:34:30I'm going to return this.
00:34:32I like this set.
00:34:34Me, too.
00:34:35It's nice.
00:34:37This house.
00:34:39I like the rack.
00:34:41It's stylish.
00:34:43It's stylish.
00:34:44When I watch a TV show, I'm curious about the set.
00:34:48Sando was amazing.
00:34:50I'll buy you a movie.
00:34:52Are you saying you'll buy me a movie?
00:34:56I'm happy.
00:34:57What about the rebellious period?
00:34:58I'm saying I'm out of it.
00:35:01What are you doing now?
00:35:03I'm angry.
00:35:04Are you angry?
00:35:11It would have been great if I had a Rambada.
00:35:14It would have been great if I had a Rambada.
00:35:16I can't do that.
00:35:17I can't do that.
00:35:18Rambada alone?
00:35:19I'll be defiled.
00:35:22Rambada.
00:35:23I'll be defiled.
00:35:25I'll be defiled.
00:35:28I've seen a lot of middle school students like this.
00:35:30I've seen a lot of middle school students like this.
00:35:31I'm so addicted.
00:35:32I'm so addicted.
00:35:33This suits high school students.
00:35:35You're so sad.
00:35:38His skin color is the color of a student in the countryside.
00:35:44And his physique.
00:35:46It's so great to be a child.
00:35:49He fell.
00:35:52I think it's a good ending.
00:35:54It's so great to be a child.
00:35:55It's a good joke.
00:35:57A good joke.
00:35:59What a nice line.
00:36:01Raising a child is the best.
00:36:05I've never seen such a good kid.
00:36:07I've never seen such a good kid.
00:36:09I'm so happy.
00:36:11I'm so happy.
00:36:13He suddenly got old.
00:36:15What's wrong with him?
00:36:17He's going to be a child raiser.
00:36:19Let's go.
00:36:21His brain is out of control.
00:36:25What?
00:36:29From now on, The Mummy and Fire Thunder will be in charge of the echo.
00:36:35Let's watch the story of The Mummy.
00:36:37Please.
00:36:39This is good.
00:36:43This is good.
00:36:45Sakai looks good in this.
00:36:47He looks good.
00:36:49He looks good in this.
00:36:51This is my father's back.
00:36:55He's wearing a suit near his back.
00:36:57It's very dirty.
00:36:59It's true.
00:37:01It will come out after this.
00:37:03It's a little dirty.
00:37:05It's a little dirty.
00:37:07I broke it many times, but I fixed it.
00:37:09I see.
00:37:11It's hard to get this age.
00:37:13I see.
00:37:15It's hard to get this age.
00:37:17I forgot to turn off the static electricity.
00:37:19It's time for us to shake hands.
00:37:21It's time for us to shake hands.
00:37:23It's scary.
00:37:25It's because it's winter.
00:37:27It's good.
00:37:29It's good.
00:37:31It's like this.
00:37:33It's noisy.
00:37:35It's like a weird eye mask.
00:37:37It's like a weird eye mask.
00:37:39It's like a weird eye mask.
00:37:41It's like a weird eye mask.
00:37:43That's the only thing I bought nearby.
00:37:45It's good to hear the sound.
00:37:47It's good to hear the sound.
00:37:49It's good to hear the sound.
00:37:51I'm interested in the eye mask.
00:37:53Is it too weird?
00:37:55I thought it was a breast mask.
00:37:57It's too weird.
00:37:59I've been doing this all the time.
00:38:01It's like the old ranger.
00:38:03It's like the old ranger.
00:38:05TV shows are amazing.
00:38:07TV shows are amazing.
00:38:09I like this sound.
00:38:11It's better than a live show.
00:38:13Yeah, this is good.
00:38:14Oh, I saw this in a live show, but I didn't know if it was inside or outside.
00:38:20It was outside, right?
00:38:21Yeah, it was outside.
00:38:22It was outside.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:25In front of Omikuji.
00:38:26In front of Omikuji.
00:38:27I feel like I messed up.
00:38:29Hey, Oto.
00:38:30There's a Vibraslap over there.
00:38:33Oh, that one.
00:38:34It's been a while.
00:38:35I've heard of it.
00:38:36I've heard of it.
00:38:37I've heard of it.
00:38:38I've heard of it.
00:38:39I've heard of it.
00:38:40I've heard of it.
00:38:41I've heard of it.
00:38:42I'm getting nervous.
00:38:44This is delicate.
00:38:48I'm getting nervous in front of this.
00:38:52I'm not good at talking.
00:38:53I'm not good at talking.
00:38:54It's a more pleasant sound.
00:38:56It's a more pleasant sound.
00:38:59I can't get it back.
00:39:01I'm more worried about the mistakes in the movement than the mistakes in the lines.
00:39:07What is this?
00:39:08What are you doing?
00:39:09Is this a cousin?
00:39:10It's a cousin.
00:39:11It's a cousin.
00:39:14It's over.
00:39:15What is this?
00:39:16What is this?
00:39:17What are you doing?
00:39:18What's with the attraction?
00:39:19Don't come here.
00:39:21I can't tell you.
00:39:23Don't look at it.
00:39:24It's a tool.
00:39:25It's a tool.
00:39:26Go over there.
00:39:27I could see it at first.
00:39:29Show me.
00:39:31I forgot.
00:39:33Well, then.
00:39:35Have a good day.
00:39:38I'm going.
00:39:39The tools are very important.
00:39:44In this case, the staff prepared it for us.
00:39:48We did it by ourselves this time.
00:39:51They also prepared blindfolds.
00:39:54I don't know why.
00:39:56You should have said that.
00:39:58You should have changed it.
00:40:00We are invited to The Conte.
00:40:03We will bring all the small tools.
00:40:07The cost of art.
00:40:08Mr. Sakigawa came to the dressing room today.
00:40:11He came to the dressing room 5 times out of 6 times.
00:40:13That's strange.
00:40:14He came to the dressing room.
00:40:15He said, isn't it good?
00:40:17I said that.
00:40:18Why did you come to the dressing room 5 times?
00:40:20He came to the dressing room once.
00:40:22Isn't it good?
00:40:23He said, please bring out the City Hotel.
00:40:27We will bring it by ourselves.
00:40:29I understand.
00:40:30We will bring it by ourselves next year.
00:40:32That's right.
00:40:33It's broken.
00:40:34I hid it.
00:40:35I hid it.
00:40:38I hid it.
00:40:39I hid it.
00:40:40I hid it.
00:40:41I hid it here.
00:40:42Please check it by yourself.
00:40:47What about celery?
00:40:48Do you buy celery?
00:40:49I buy celery at Yaoya every time.
00:40:52Please prepare it this time.
00:40:56Please prepare fresh and thick ones.
00:40:59It must have been troublesome.
00:41:01Is it the last special?
00:41:02I think so.
00:41:04Then...
00:41:05Mr. Yaoya may think you are a Chinese restaurant.
00:41:11Good celery.
00:41:12Good celery.
00:41:14You are a frog.
00:41:15Frog?
00:41:16I'm a frog.
00:41:18Jump.
00:41:19Jump?
00:41:20I will jump.
00:41:23This is amazing.
00:41:25What is this?
00:41:26This is a musical instrument called KOUKIN.
00:41:27This is a musical instrument.
00:41:28That's right.
00:41:30Do you need a rehearsal?
00:41:32I need this.
00:41:33I need this.
00:41:34Do you have a concert?
00:41:35No, we don't.
00:41:36We don't have a concert.
00:41:37Only that sound?
00:41:39This is a good sound.
00:41:40This is a good sound.
00:41:42Let's go.
00:41:43Let's go.
00:41:47What is this?
00:41:49I can't say anything about this.
00:41:52This is amazing.
00:41:55What is that ending?
00:41:57What is that?
00:41:58I didn't expect that.
00:41:59I didn't expect that.
00:42:00Everyone is still sitting.
00:42:01That's right.
00:42:02I didn't expect that.
00:42:03I didn't expect that.
00:42:04I didn't expect that.
00:42:05I didn't expect that.
00:42:07I thought it would be reasonable to go three times for 500 yen.
00:42:12I thought so.
00:42:13I thought so.
00:42:15You are a little over the limit.
00:42:16You are amazing.
00:42:17You should be cheaper.
00:42:18I told you.
00:42:19Go.
00:42:24Quit your job and get married.
00:42:25You are amazing.
00:42:26You are a village president.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:30What is this?
00:42:31What is this?
00:42:32I didn't expect that.
00:42:33I didn't expect that.
00:42:34I didn't expect that.
00:42:36You are a village president.
00:42:42From now on, the voice actors will be New York and Kaguya.
00:42:46Let's watch the video of New York.
00:42:50I think this is a good video.
00:42:54Where?
00:42:55It's not.
00:42:56Let's watch the video of New York.
00:42:57It's a normal video.
00:42:58Look at this.
00:43:00You should watch this at least.
00:43:03I think it's better than Kaguya.
00:43:13I like this part.
00:43:14I like this part.
00:43:15I like this part.
00:43:16I like this part.
00:43:18I like this part.
00:43:19I like this part.
00:43:21I liked that part.
00:43:22I liked that part.
00:43:24I watched the video when I was alone.
00:43:26I was happy.
00:43:27I watched it.
00:43:28I'm so happy to hear that.
00:43:30Is this from when you were doing this show?
00:43:32No way.
00:43:34Is this from when you were doing this show?
00:43:36I think so.
00:43:38Is this from when you were doing this show?
00:43:40I think so.
00:43:42I think it's from 3 years ago.
00:43:44I think so.
00:43:46I think it's from 3 years ago.
00:43:48I think so.
00:43:50I laughed a lot when I saw this.
00:43:52I laughed a lot when I saw this.
00:43:54It's cool, isn't it?
00:43:56It's cool, isn't it?
00:43:58This is really funny.
00:44:00What was that?
00:44:02I thought they were doing it too much.
00:44:04I thought they were doing it too much.
00:44:06They could have made more natural make-up.
00:44:08Did you do this?
00:44:10Yes.
00:44:12This is for the stage.
00:44:14This is for the stage.
00:44:16This is for the TV.
00:44:18This is for the TV.
00:44:20This is cool, isn't it?
00:44:22This is cool, isn't it?
00:44:24I think I did a good job with the make-up.
00:44:26Isn't it funny?
00:44:27It's funny if I do it too much.
00:44:29No, no, no.
00:44:30It's funny if you reflect on yourself with this make-up.
00:44:33I'm still talking with this make-up on.
00:44:36The president.
00:44:37The president did it.
00:44:39The belly is good, too.
00:44:41He's the type who doesn't make a fuss.
00:44:44He's only fat in the belly.
00:44:45He eats only good food.
00:44:47I think he's hard.
00:44:48Look at his body.
00:44:50He's a man, but he's as thin as a woman.
00:44:53It's good.
00:44:54I can't help laughing.
00:44:56It's good that you can't help laughing.
00:44:58I can't help laughing.
00:45:00Because he was there.
00:45:01He's still in the country.
00:45:03He's still there.
00:45:04Because there's a model.
00:45:05There's a model.
00:45:06In Hiroshima.
00:45:07There's a real model.
00:45:08Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:09The president of the Yamanote-san club in Hiroshima.
00:45:12It's crazy.
00:45:13It's just like this.
00:45:14It's just like this.
00:45:15It's more crazy than this.
00:45:16Really?
00:45:17It's really more crazy than this.
00:45:20We shot together.
00:45:21I'm from Hiroshima, so I know.
00:45:22It's crazy.
00:45:23I'm invincible.
00:45:24I've never lost in my hometown.
00:45:27He's a friend of his hometown.
00:45:28I'm not afraid of anything.
00:45:31But he doesn't come to Tokyo at all.
00:45:33He doesn't come to Tokyo at all.
00:45:34Not to travel.
00:45:35That's right.
00:45:36Not to travel.
00:45:37He's having fun there.
00:45:38He's having fun there.
00:45:41He's cute.
00:45:43Oh, you mean he's cute?
00:45:44He's crazy.
00:45:47You laugh when you see him.
00:45:49It was crazy.
00:45:50I can't help laughing.
00:45:51I get a lot of energy from him.
00:45:55He's got a lot of energy.
00:45:57He's got a lot of energy.
00:45:59In the end, I end up liking him a little bit.
00:46:02That's true.
00:46:04There's no way you can't like him.
00:46:08But I'm sure he gets nervous when he's on the radio.
00:46:12He seems to have a weird way of approaching things.
00:46:18He's gotten a lot faster.
00:46:21He's doing his best.
00:46:23He's going to be a villain.
00:46:251 million yen!
00:46:27Is this okay?
00:46:28It's real money.
00:46:30This is a lot.
00:46:32I don't think I can give you 1 million yen.
00:46:37It's okay.
00:46:38I won't charge you up to 1.1 million yen.
00:46:42You know that because you're the president.
00:46:44I know that because I'm the president.
00:46:46I'm going to grab you naked from here.
00:46:54That's where you get the energy.
00:46:59It's close, but it's where the energy comes from.
00:47:01That's right.
00:47:02We're not divided into the first and second half.
00:47:05We're studying.
00:47:07The first half, the third half, and the second half.
00:47:10That's the best part.
00:47:11I don't like it yet, though.
00:47:14I don't know.
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00:49:51What was he thinking?
00:49:52What was he thinking?
00:49:53He really has no idea.
00:49:54He's crazy.
00:49:55Crazy.
00:49:56Crazy.
00:49:57We can't believe how dumb he's missing.
00:49:58He's crazy.
00:49:59He really has no idea.
00:50:00Crazy.
00:50:01I didn't know so many capabilities he had.
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00:50:06320GK
00:50:08How many settings are there?
00:50:10What should I do? I can't speak.
00:50:12Should I just watch?
00:50:14Should I turn it off?
00:50:16Let me listen to it.
00:50:18But there's Kanroku, right?
00:50:20There is.
00:50:22I don't think we can do this role.
00:50:24We can't.
00:50:26We can't do Love Letters.
00:50:28That's too much.
00:50:30That's too much.
00:50:32We don't look good in suits.
00:50:34The three of us could sit in Hanako's.
00:50:36Really?
00:50:38I think we look good in suits.
00:50:40I think so, too.
00:50:42Don't we look good in suits?
00:50:44We do, but...
00:50:46It's going to be like today, right?
00:50:48Oh, yeah.
00:50:50We can't look good in suits.
00:50:52It's a rumor.
00:50:54I see.
00:50:56We don't look good in suits.
00:50:58It's too small.
00:51:00We don't look young.
00:51:02We can't do the student role.
00:51:04Are you serious?
00:51:06I'm just asking.
00:51:08That's too much.
00:51:10We look good in suits.
00:51:12We do.
00:51:14I don't think we can do that.
00:51:16I don't think so.
00:51:18We don't look good without a tie.
00:51:20We don't look like adults.
00:51:22That's true.
00:51:24We can't do that because we're Iizuka.
00:51:26That's true.
00:51:28It's going to take a long time.
00:51:30Isn't it rare to see this kind of story?
00:51:32That's right.
00:51:34I see.
00:51:36There are a lot of office stories.
00:51:38That's right.
00:51:40I haven't done it yet.
00:51:42You don't have to do that.
00:51:44Stay in the office.
00:51:46I won't.
00:51:48Don't go out of the office.
00:51:50I won't.
00:51:52If you go out of the office...
00:51:54It's going to happen again.
00:51:56It's going to happen again.
00:51:58That's right.
00:52:00This guy...
00:52:02You don't like it?
00:52:04I don't like it.
00:52:06I don't like it.
00:52:08I don't like it.
00:52:10I see.
00:52:12If you do that, you'll be like Zero-san.
00:52:14I see.
00:52:16We look good in suits.
00:52:18We look good in suits.
00:52:20We look good in suits.
00:52:22I found a suspect.
00:52:24You don't have to explain anything.
00:52:26That's right.
00:52:28You have a lot of hair.
00:52:32That's cool.
00:52:34He has a lot of hair.
00:52:36He has a lot of hair.
00:52:38He might think the same as a salary man.
00:52:40He might think the same as a salary man.
00:52:42He has a lot of hair.
00:52:44He has a lot of hair.
00:52:46He has a lot of hair.
00:52:48That's right.
00:52:50He looks strange.
00:52:54I think he's feeling awkward.
00:52:56No, I don't want to do that.
00:52:58What?
00:53:00I didn't know he was this heavy.
00:53:02He's got a lot of weight.
00:53:04That's true.
00:53:06He's the same weight as Mizuka-san.
00:53:08He's the same weight as Hakta-san.
00:53:10He's changed a lot.
00:53:12He hasn't changed at all.
00:53:14Is he doing something?
00:53:16I don't think so.
00:53:18I don't think so.
00:53:20I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't done this.
00:53:22That's true.
00:53:24When I was watching him,
00:53:26I couldn't take my eyes off him.
00:53:28I think that's his strategy.
00:53:30He's trying to do whatever he wants.
00:53:32Mr. Toyomoto?
00:53:34He's trying to do whatever he wants.
00:53:36He can't take his eyes off him.
00:53:38He's trying to do whatever he wants.
00:53:40He's trying to do whatever he wants.
00:53:42Who's going to notice first?
00:53:44Who's going to notice first?
00:53:46He's pretty fast.
00:53:48Tell Mr. Toyomoto directly.
00:53:50Tell Mr. Toyomoto directly.
00:53:52Every time I looked at him,
00:53:54every time I looked at him,
00:53:56everything was looking at Toyomoto.
00:53:58Everything?
00:54:00He really has healthy hair.
00:54:02He really has healthy hair.
00:54:04I only look up left on this screen.
00:54:12He's very Dark.
00:54:13I want to look up.
00:54:16Maybe he's too dark.
00:54:18He is never the same age.
00:54:20You have black hair.
00:54:22Was it that black?
00:54:24I don't know, but you can shave it off.
00:54:26That's right.
00:54:28You can shave it off.
00:54:30You can shave it off, right?
00:54:32I don't know why.
00:54:34You don't have enough hair.
00:54:36I don't have enough hair.
00:54:38I'm not looking for a hairstyle that suits me.
00:54:40I see.
00:54:42Like Mr. Iizuka.
00:54:44Mr. Iizuka's hairstyle is really good.
00:54:46It's black.
00:54:48That's right.
00:54:50He's been doing this hairstyle for 30 years.
00:54:52I see.
00:54:54By the way,
00:54:56Mr. Horiken of Neptune
00:54:58has thick hair.
00:55:00He has thick hair.
00:55:02He has thick hair.
00:55:04I see.
00:55:06He has thick hair.
00:55:08He has thick hair.
00:55:10I'm curious.
00:55:12I'm curious.
00:55:14I'm curious.
00:55:16I'm curious.
00:55:18I'm sure you all didn't notice.
00:55:20I'm curious.
00:55:22I'm curious.
00:55:24I'm curious.
00:55:26I'm curious.
00:55:28I'm curious.
00:55:30Mr. Toyomoto has black hair.
00:55:32I don't know if he has black hair or not.
00:55:34I don't know if he has black hair or not.
00:55:36If it's a content like this,
00:55:38I think it's better to have white hair.
00:55:40I think so, too.
00:55:42Do you dye your hair?
00:55:44I'm good at dyeing white hair.
00:55:46I'm good at dyeing white hair.
00:55:48I know.
00:55:50Your hair is black.
00:55:52Your hair is black.
00:55:56It's time to listen to the voices.
00:55:58It's time to listen to the voices.
00:56:00It's time to listen to the voices.
00:56:02Then I will show you the story.
00:56:06I'm so happy.
00:56:10It's Nishimura.
00:56:12No, I don't have that kind of impression.
00:56:14No, no, no.
00:56:16This is the real thing.
00:56:18Wow, it's beautiful.
00:56:20Beautiful? I don't want that kind of impression.
00:56:22I don't need the impression that my head is beautiful.
00:56:24I'm Nishimura, the head of the factory.
00:56:26Nice to meet you.
00:56:27You have a very beautiful face.
00:56:29Is that so?
00:56:31Didn't both of you have a beard?
00:56:33No, we didn't.
00:56:35I didn't shave it.
00:56:37That's the only thing I didn't shave.
00:56:39It's hard to see.
00:56:41Both of you.
00:56:43It's hard to see.
00:56:45It's hard.
00:56:47You both have the same way of shaving.
00:56:49What are you making?
00:56:51I don't know.
00:56:55What?
00:56:57I don't know.
00:56:59He doesn't look like he knows.
00:57:01I don't know what you're making.
00:57:03He has a loud voice.
00:57:05He doesn't look like he knows.
00:57:07So you've been pressing without knowing?
00:57:09What do you mean by pressing?
00:57:11He doesn't look like he knows.
00:57:13I've been pressing for a long time.
00:57:15How long have you been doing this?
00:57:1730 years.
00:57:19So you've been making things that you don't know for 30 years?
00:57:23Is that weird?
00:57:25I can't explain it with those words.
00:57:27I'm the third generation.
00:57:29My grandfather knew everything.
00:57:31My father knew half of it.
00:57:35I wonder how he did it.
00:57:37We've been making this press for a long time.
00:57:41I don't know what's going on.
00:57:43I don't know what's going on.
00:57:45It's heavy.
00:57:47It's heavy.
00:57:49It's a real press.
00:57:51It's a real press.
00:57:53It's amazing.
00:57:55It's amazing.
00:57:57What's this circle?
00:57:59I don't know.
00:58:01I don't know.
00:58:03How many people are making this?
00:58:05I don't know.
00:58:07If you add the age of seven people, it's 326 years old.
00:58:09I don't need it.
00:58:11It's a disgusting number.
00:58:13What's the hardest thing about this job?
00:58:17It's an accident.
00:58:19It's an accident.
00:58:21I made a mistake the other day.
00:58:23I made a mistake.
00:58:25You look like an actor.
00:58:27I'm just wearing clothes.
00:58:29I'm just wearing clothes.
00:58:31You look like an actor.
00:58:33I'm just wearing clothes.
00:58:39It's a combination of an actor and a man.
00:58:45It's a terrible visual.
00:58:47It's a terrible visual.
00:58:49It's a terrible visual.
00:58:51It's a terrible visual.
00:58:53It's a terrible visual.
00:58:55It's a terrible visual.
00:58:57Excuse me, does anyone know who this is?
00:58:59TAKASHI, don't you know who I am?
00:59:01TAKASHI, don't you know who I am?
00:59:03TAKASHI, what are you doing?
00:59:05TAKASHI!
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:09I heard the explanation, but I don't know.
00:59:11I heard the explanation, but I don't know.
00:59:13He skipped one line.
00:59:15He skipped one line.
00:59:17He skipped one line.
00:59:19I didn't know that at all.
00:59:21That's amazing.
00:59:23That's amazing.
00:59:25I jumped.
00:59:27Even though I realized it, I tried to go with it.
00:59:30I did a recovery.
00:59:32I didn't do anything.
00:59:35You just let it go?
00:59:37Yes.
00:59:38That's not how you do it.
00:59:40That's not how you do it.
00:59:42That's not how you do it.
00:59:45That's not how you do it.
00:59:48I just let it go.
00:59:50That's not how you do it.
00:59:52That's not how you do it.
00:59:54That's a prison.
00:59:56I didn't realize it at all.
00:59:58You just jump on it.
01:00:00I'm happy.
01:00:01Do you supply this to your employees every day?
01:00:03No, that's not enough.
01:00:04No, no.
01:00:05Does this have 3000 kilocalories?
01:00:08That's a near future.
01:00:10What's a near future?
01:00:11What's a near future?
01:00:12What's a near future?
01:00:13It's a near future joke.
01:00:14I don't know.
01:00:15You're right.
01:00:16I don't know about Yokoko.
01:00:17It might happen one day.
01:00:19Let's get back to work.
01:00:21Already?
01:00:22You're not resting at all.
01:00:23No, I'm fine.
01:00:24When I eat this, I open my pores and pupils.
01:00:27I become a lung.
01:00:33That's it.
01:00:34That's it.
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36It's not funny.
01:00:37I don't have to give in to the audience.
01:00:40I don't have to give in to the audience.
01:00:41Everyone is drawing the same thing.
01:00:43Let's try this.
01:00:44Just put it like this.
01:00:46Just put it like this.
01:00:47It's easy.
01:00:48It's easy.
01:00:50I'll do it as an experience.
01:00:52I'll do it as an experience.
01:00:53Go ahead.
01:00:54Like this.
01:00:55In the middle.
01:00:56That's right.
01:00:57Like this.
01:00:59What is this?
01:01:01This machine.
01:01:09It's too scary.
01:01:13Where is the head of the factory?
01:01:15The head of the factory.
01:01:18This is good.
01:01:20What is this?
01:01:21What is this?
01:01:22What is this?
01:01:23What is this?
01:01:24I don't know.
01:01:25What is this?
01:01:26What is this?
01:01:28Dangerous Go To Hell has begun.
01:01:31Dangerous Go To Hell has begun.
01:01:33I'm going.
01:01:35Run away.
01:01:36Excuse me.
01:01:37When is this broadcast?
01:01:39How do I do this?
01:01:41I can't run away.
01:01:43I don't know.
01:01:44Self-proclaimed.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:46It's amazing.
01:01:49This is a problem.
01:01:51This is a problem.
01:01:52This is scary.
01:01:53This is a problem.
01:01:54What is this?
01:01:55Leave a mystery.
01:01:56Leave a mystery.
01:01:57It's too scary.
01:01:58It's too scary.
01:02:00There are people who have this feeling.
01:02:05It's bright in front of people.
01:02:06That's right.
01:02:07It's scary.
01:02:08It's scary.
01:02:09Why are you here?
01:02:10I'm glad.
01:02:11I'm glad.
01:02:12I'm glad.
01:02:13I'm glad.
01:02:14I'm glad.
01:02:15I'm glad.
01:02:16I'm glad.
01:02:18There was a little smoke.
01:02:20There was a smoke.
01:02:22I think it's okay.
01:02:25You can't talk to people who have this feeling.
01:02:28That's right.
01:02:29That's right.
01:02:30I'm nervous when I go home.
01:02:32That's right.
01:02:33That's right.
01:02:36From now on, La Land and...
01:02:39And...
01:02:40Viking.
01:02:41Yes.
01:02:42Let's see La Land's story.
01:02:44I'm embarrassed.
01:02:45Please.
01:02:46You can look at it.
01:02:47I'll look at it.
01:02:48I'll look at it.
01:02:49I'm sorry to show it to you.
01:02:50It's okay.
01:02:51I want to see it.
01:02:53It's too low.
01:02:55It's not that low.
01:02:57The set is amazing.
01:02:59From noon to around 7 o'clock in the morning.
01:03:02If you order it without permission, I'll make it if I can.
01:03:06That's my policy.
01:03:07That's great.
01:03:08It's like the makeup of an old man.
01:03:11This is my secret.
01:03:13Is that so?
01:03:15It's quite a lot.
01:03:16As I get older...
01:03:18It's a stain.
01:03:19It's a stain.
01:03:20It's a real stain.
01:03:22It's a real stain.
01:03:24It's thick.
01:03:25It's thick.
01:03:26It's so thick that I don't want to look at it.
01:03:28It's so thick that I don't want to look at it.
01:03:31It's like lowering the viewing rate.
01:03:34There's no salaryman like this.
01:03:37There is.
01:03:38It's a strange thickness.
01:03:39It's a strange thickness.
01:03:40What do you mean by a strange thickness?
01:03:41It's a strange way of using it.
01:03:43There are people who are as fat as this.
01:03:46It has a strange shape.
01:03:48It's a strange shape.
01:03:49It's a strange shape.
01:03:50I hope they're normally fat.
01:03:52It's still incongruous.
01:03:57I've heard a lot of bad things.
01:04:00Still incongruous.
01:04:04I stopped him in a hurry.
01:04:06You don't know what's in the introduction of Nishida's thickness.
01:04:09You don't know what's in the introduction of Nishida's thickness.
01:04:10You don't know what's in the introduction of Nishida's thickness.
01:04:11I don't think so.
01:04:12Take a good look.
01:04:13It's a weird thickness.
01:04:14Weird?
01:04:15I was told on the table that it's a weird thickness.
01:04:18I want to take a good look.
01:04:19Did you get this?
01:04:21We ate fried shrimp there.
01:04:24Since then.
01:04:25My neck is going to hurt.
01:04:27It's true.
01:04:28I'm talking.
01:04:30It's not that tight.
01:04:31Isn't it painful?
01:04:32I'm a little bald today.
01:04:33I'm a little bald today.
01:04:34I'm a little bald.
01:04:35Are you bald?
01:04:36Does it depend on the day?
01:04:37It depends on the day.
01:04:38It depends on the day.
01:04:39I'm very bald.
01:04:40I drink my hair thin.
01:04:41Do you drink?
01:04:43Yes, I drink.
01:04:44Are you drinking?
01:04:45Are you drinking?
01:04:46I'm not wearing hair.
01:04:47You're not wearing it?
01:04:48I'm not wearing it.
01:04:49It is important to continue.
01:04:50You're right.
01:04:51If you quit, the reaction will be great.
01:04:52If you quit, the reaction will be great.
01:04:54You were only talking about baldness and fatness.
01:04:56You were only talking about baldness and fatness.
01:04:58I saw the story.
01:04:59You are a bad guy.
01:05:00I saw the story.
01:05:01You are a bad guy.
01:05:02The story is bad.
01:05:04I am the worst of baldness and fatness.
01:05:06It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:08It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:10It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:12It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:14It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:16It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:18It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:20It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:22It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:24It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:26It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:28It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:30It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:32It's a magical flower chopstick.
01:05:34You have to be confident to make people laugh, right?
01:05:39That's right.
01:05:41I'm confident that I can make people laugh
01:05:43even if I do it alone on TV.
01:05:45I see.
01:05:47I don't know what the audience wants to eat.
01:05:49I see.
01:05:51The quality of the food is high
01:05:53because it's made by a TV station.
01:05:55I see.
01:05:57The quality of the food is high
01:05:59because it's made by a TV station.
01:06:01I see.
01:06:04Taisho, I want to buy hot food
01:06:06because I was born in the downtown area.
01:06:09I see.
01:06:11I see.
01:06:13I'm going to buy another one.
01:06:15I'm going to buy another one.
01:06:17I'm going to buy another one.
01:06:19Machidosa Happy Happy Rainbow Napolitane.
01:06:21Why?
01:06:23It's good.
01:06:25It's good.
01:06:27It's good.
01:06:29Why am I always the only one eating in this cafe?
01:06:31If it's okay with you, I'd like to have a Hokke no shio-yaki as a service.
01:06:34That's what I want to eat! I'm so jealous!
01:06:37Taisho! Taisho!
01:06:38I'd like to have that too.
01:06:39Ah, as a service.
01:06:40Here's a special milk shake for you.
01:06:44How fat am I?
01:06:46This is the worst.
01:06:47If you stir it, it'll gradually turn rainbow-colored.
01:06:52How fat are you? How do you feel when you say that?
01:06:57Well...
01:06:58I haven't been able to see it yet.
01:07:00But now that I look at it, I'm really fat.
01:07:03You're so fat.
01:07:04I'm so fat.
01:07:09It's the best.
01:07:10The taste was really sharp.
01:07:12You shake it, shake it.
01:07:14That menu.
01:07:15The rice at the corn cafe.
01:07:19It's a gimmick to boost your appetite.
01:07:21When it turns rainbow-colored, it really boosts your appetite.
01:07:26I'm glad I'm fat.
01:07:31You're not supposed to answer that!
01:07:34I'm going to hit you!