Two vampire hunters fight something scarier than the supernatural... relationship problems. | dG1fdmZwRDZISVladUU
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00:41Whoa.
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00:46I don't think I can do it.
00:48What's done is done.
00:49Let's start the car.
00:50No, really. I'm talking about...
00:52You should have said that seven vampires ago.
00:55What are you talking about?
00:56I always carry the fucking team.
00:58And I'm talking about Becca.
01:00Oh, fuck, man.
01:02I... Can you start the car?
01:09Chase.
01:12Chase.
01:13What?
01:16You know what?
01:18Fuck it.
01:19I'm gonna stay with her.
01:20What?
01:21I have to, Hunter.
01:23You've been complaining for five months.
01:24That makes no sense.
01:25And on the sixth month, we turned that shit around.
01:27You've been threatening to break up with her for weeks.
01:29You even told me how you'd do it.
01:31Now your strategy is what?
01:32Marry her?
01:32Whoa, whoa. I never said that.
01:36I just...
01:37I just can't go through with it, all right?
01:39I've seen you fight werewolves with a forklift.
01:42You date a girl for less than a year,
01:43and now you're what?
01:45Scared?
01:46This shit is simple.
01:47I am forklift certified,
01:49and werewolves aren't Toyota proof.
01:51Always talking shit about being fearless.
01:54You know what?
01:56Vampires are easy to kill.
01:58Werewolves are easy to kill.
02:01But let's say I break up with her, right?
02:04It's too many variables.
02:06I do this, and she sees me differently.
02:09We make up, break up, and fuck around with that old dance.
02:14I mean, what if I break up with her,
02:18and she's perfectly fine with that?
02:22God, isn't that...
02:25terrifying?
02:33Cowards and bad relationships end up staying together.
02:37That's what should scare you.
02:44Yeah, maybe you're right.
02:48Hey, man.
02:49Hey, man.
02:50I know this will be hard for you.
02:51No, no. It's fine.
02:53I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah.
02:55I'm saying I'll drive.
02:57Seriously?
02:58Yep.
03:07Thanks, bro. You're the best.
03:08Yep.
03:15Hey, you know what?
03:16How about you and, um...
03:17Your shit is simple.
03:21My shit's complicated.
03:23Noted.
03:47Yeah.