L'humoriste Chris D'Elia nous explique pourquoi les relations ne sont pas une bonne chose et pourquoi les bébés devraient grandir avant de naître.
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00:00I've been doing stand-up for a while now.
00:02When you are like, hey, I want to do stand-up,
00:04people are like, eat dicks.
00:08Dating is some crafty, evil, genius shit.
00:10For a girl to be like, so,
00:12you'd like to gain access to this vagina, would you?
00:14Well, in that case,
00:16you have to take me to a restaurant that I want to go to,
00:18but you have to choose it!
00:22I just got back from South Florida.
00:24They party hard. Everybody's Cuban.
00:26Even tall, white, blonde dudes will trick the shit out of you, right?
00:28Like, you'd be like, oh, pardon me.
00:30They'd be like, that's okay, how's it going, my friend?
00:32How are you?
00:34Bet you thought I was Swedish or some shit.
00:38I tried to watch sports,
00:40but like, I don't give a...
00:42Like, I would watch if it was real bears versus real dolphins.
00:44You know what I mean?
00:46Like, just bears out there, just like...
00:48Eagles flying around, shitting all over the buccaneers.
00:50Like, dude, I don't even know what a buccaneer is,
00:52but I know it would be hilarious to see a buccaneer
00:54trying to get away from a shitting eagle.
00:56It would be hilarious.
00:58The Browns would be a family out on the field just barbecuing.
01:06Giants!