A statuesque Hollywood icon meets a Jewish leprechaun in a bird store--what are the chances? | dG1fOVhNWmJIUkFqUEk
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00:01Do you shop here often?
00:04I do.
00:05Target's cheaper.
00:06Don't harass my customers.
00:08This is my buddy Jerry.
00:09How's the dating going?
00:10Oh, God, I hate it.
00:12I should have stayed married.
00:14Oh, my God.
00:15In your dreams.
00:16Okay, give me one good reason why she wouldn't go out with you.
00:19You're 5'4".
00:20She's beautiful.
00:21She's famous.
00:22Okay, I said one.
00:23I hate this.
00:25Of course you hate it.
00:26You're supposed to hate it.
00:27Come on, fill it out.
00:28There are predators out there.
00:29They call them catfish.
00:30Am I coming in?
00:31Uh, I don't think so.
00:35Dark chocolate is really high on antioxidants.
00:38It's also an aphrodisiac.
00:41Not necessarily.
00:42Can we have a box for the swordfish?
00:45Where's your helper today?
00:46Oh, Jerry.
00:47He doesn't work here.
00:48Oh, say hi.
00:49She said to say hi.
00:51To me.
00:52He carried a bag of bird seed for me.
00:54Guy doesn't carry a bag of bird seed for just anyone.
00:57How many voices do you do?
00:58Sixty-three.
00:59But, I'm going to save some for our next date.
01:02This is my mom and Jerry.
01:04My dad and his new wife, Madeline.
01:07Hello there.
01:08I didn't know that he and me married.
01:10You're two old, unemployed actors.
01:15I'm on hold.
01:16Can you do a date on Woody Allen?
01:18Can I do a date on Woody Allen?
01:20You know, for a man of my gender.
01:23Have you ever tried a whole day just being you?
01:27Once.
01:28Twenty-six minutes.
01:29I have to do it alone.
01:30Why?
01:31Is it cold in here?
01:33This is different.
01:35I love her.
01:36Have you been here all night?
01:38I was.
01:39You look awful.
01:41I lived by myself for ten years.
01:43That's ugly.
01:44I'm with you.
01:45I guess I just get scared.
01:47Try and be gentle with yourself.
01:50I guess you better stay, huh?
01:53Okay.