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00:00:23Hello? Anybody home?
00:00:25Ugh, what the...
00:00:27Don't...
00:00:28Hey, Shrek! Hey, did you hear?
00:00:29There's a carnival in town!
00:00:31Oh, Shrek!
00:00:32They're holding a Founder's Day carnival in far, far away!
00:00:35What a wonderful surprise!
00:00:37And we can bring the children!
00:00:39Aw, too bad the message didn't come a little sooner.
00:00:42We'll never make it in time now.
00:00:44Guess we'll just have to stay home.
00:00:46Aw, but they're gonna have everything!
00:00:48Parfaits and lollipops and ice cream sandwiches and waffles.
00:00:51Ooh! Waffles on a stick!
00:00:53Uh, by the way, you do know you got a big pile of scrolls outside your house, right?
00:00:58Heh heh heh.
00:01:00Shrek, I can't believe you!
00:01:02But I hate carnivals!
00:01:04What? Everybody loves carnivals, Shrek!
00:01:07Especially the Founder's Day carnival. It's run by the dwarves.
00:01:10Ooh, they're the best!
00:01:12The dwarves? Aren't those guys minors?
00:01:15Nah, they just look young.
00:01:16Oh, come on, Shrek! Ain't nothing like a good carnival!
00:01:19Think about all the food!
00:01:20And the games!
00:01:21And the ladies.
00:01:23Come on, Shrek, it'll be fun!
00:01:26Yeah. Heh. Okay. Fun!
00:01:29I can't wait.
00:01:39It's a carnival!
00:01:41Welcome to the fun!
00:01:43Throw a ball, swing a stick!
00:01:45Cook your number one!
00:01:47If you like, you can meet lots of new friends to eat with!
00:01:53Take a chance, do a dance!
00:01:57Have some fun!
00:02:02Man, those things just freak me out!
00:02:04Smile!
00:02:06That'll be five coins for cash!
00:02:08Ugh, five coins? What for?
00:02:11For fun, fun, fun!
00:02:13You'll want a memento of your magical time at the Founder's Day carnival, won't you?
00:02:16Uh, no.
00:02:18Are you sure?
00:02:19Yeah, I'm sure.
00:02:21It's special!
00:02:23I said no!
00:02:24Cheapskate.
00:02:25It's showtime!
00:02:27What are you doing here, charming?
00:02:29I've come to claim my crown.
00:02:31Oh, I'll be happy to crown you.
00:02:34King of the carnival, that is.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37All part of the fun we have in store for you today.
00:02:40The winner of today's games will be crowned the king...
00:02:43Or queen...
00:02:45Of the carnival!
00:02:47Yes, and mark my words.
00:02:49The Founder's Day crown will be mine.
00:02:52Hey! The crown is for king of the carnival, charming!
00:02:55Not king of the stupids!
00:02:57We'll soon see about that.
00:03:00All right, charming. Have it your way. Let's go!
00:03:17No one can withstand...
00:03:27Puss!
00:03:36You're here! Finally!
00:03:38About time you got to my funhouse.
00:03:48The point of this game is on the end of the javelin.
00:03:51Throw it through the hoops to scold.
00:03:53This really isn't my thing.
00:03:55I hope those dwarves know how to duck.
00:04:05There is no honor without a fight.
00:04:11Here!
00:04:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:04:26You are quite steep.
00:04:31Keep your eyes on the prize!
00:04:37Hey, do I smell waffles?
00:04:44Heh!
00:04:48Ha ha ha ha!
00:04:57You've done this before, haven't you?
00:05:02You could give lessons!
00:05:07Standard training for princes. Watch the master in action.
00:05:14Yeah!
00:05:18Whatever.
00:05:26Oh, now that was just lucky.
00:05:31You're raising the bar!
00:05:36I'm coming for the crown, charming!
00:05:48Whoa, now that's good!
00:05:56Oh, that's how you do that!
00:06:01Everyone wants to see more like that one!
00:06:07My arms are small, but my eyes are keen.
00:06:14Here!
00:06:18That was a catch, pajama, and I should know.
00:06:26I had no idea you were so good at this.
00:06:32You're drawing a crown!
00:06:37That crown comes in dolphin size, right?
00:06:44Heh!
00:06:48Mm, that is so good it ain't even fair!
00:06:56You're gonna show me how to play like that, right?
00:07:01If it was easy, it wouldn't be any fun.
00:07:06When I'm king!
00:07:18Ha! That's what I expected from you.
00:07:33Hey!
00:07:35Let's see charming do better than that!
00:07:41Ha!
00:07:43Hey, you're good!
00:07:49Hey, hey! That'll keep you in the game.
00:07:54Your aim is as weak as ever!
00:07:59I'm gonna show you how to play like that, charming!
00:08:04You're drawing a crown!
00:08:07That crown comes in dolphin size, right?
00:08:12Your aim is as weak as ever!
00:08:17Heh!
00:08:22Anyone up for a duel?
00:08:30I am in awe of your prowess.
00:08:35Fine job!
00:08:38Oh no, when you're a donkey, it's all about the hoop.
00:08:47Heh!
00:08:50Ain't there any games you can win by napping?
00:08:57Right, keep it coming!
00:09:00You're getting there!
00:09:05The things I do to win a crown.
00:09:15Well, practice made me perfect.
00:09:22That was easy.
00:09:25That was... unacceptable.
00:09:28That was almost up to my standard.
00:09:34Can you do better?
00:09:39Oh, this is just like throwing pitchforks back at mobs of peasants!
00:09:49That wasn't so bad.
00:09:52That wasn't so bad.
00:09:54That's how you do it!
00:09:59I suppose you thought it would be easy?
00:10:07That was tremendously adequate!
00:10:13He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:10:17Congratulations! Way to stick it to the man!
00:10:40Looks like Rapunzel's really let her hair down this time!
00:10:44Climb the braids and kiss the princess first to win.
00:10:47But don't get too far behind, or you'll fall off and lose.
00:10:50I love this game! Shrek won't get cranky waiting for me to do my hair.
00:11:01Ah, you even tried!
00:11:04I have hope for you.
00:11:06Perhaps you need a nap.
00:11:09That was the catch-pajama, as you know.
00:11:13Hey, people say I'm hairy!
00:11:16Now this is a hairy predicament.
00:11:20Hey, you're good!
00:11:22Hmm, I should have you eliminated.
00:11:26You call that playing?
00:11:28I've climbed more braids than you'll ever see.
00:11:32I'd cry if I wasn't laughing.
00:11:35Hyah!
00:11:37Hyah!
00:11:39Hyah!
00:11:41He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:11:45I'll be back!
00:12:04Be the best at the ball! Copy the dwarves' dance moves to win!
00:12:09I love this part of the game. It's the only way I can get Shrek to dance.
00:12:14Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:12:44Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:13:14Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:13:18Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:13:22He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:13:44If you've never felt like you're going in circles before, you will now.
00:13:49Avoid the sheep and get to the finish line first.
00:13:52This game rocks! It's better than going to the gym.
00:13:56Man, who ever heard of a donkey on the tricycle?
00:14:14It's not that you're bad, it's that I'm fantastic.
00:14:20Wake up!
00:14:45Oh, hurry up and move so we can get this over with!
00:14:55Hey!
00:15:15Let's see Charming do better than that!
00:15:34More than a feeler.
00:15:35He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:15:44Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:15:59This game will keep you on your toes.
00:16:01Each square you step on will fall away and give you points.
00:16:05Get the special square for a bonus!
00:16:15Is there any games you can win by napping?
00:16:22The workmanship of this floor is deplorable.
00:16:31If I have to stump on you to get you charming, I will.
00:16:38There is no honor without a fight.
00:16:45That crown comes in donkey size, right?
00:16:51When I'm king!
00:16:59More than a feeler.
00:17:00He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:17:15Welcome, matey! You've arrived at the best part of the game!
00:17:30This game's a blast.
00:17:31Literally!
00:17:32Blast the villain in the mouth with your sprayer to fill the frog and make him pop!
00:17:38Have you not done this before?
00:17:41I have hope for you.
00:17:44You have formidable skills.
00:17:47Thank goodness this tunic is wash and wear.
00:17:50Yes, it is.
00:17:51It is.
00:17:52It is.
00:17:53It is.
00:17:54It is.
00:17:55It is.
00:17:56It is.
00:17:57It is.
00:17:58It is.
00:17:59It is.
00:18:00It is.
00:18:01It is.
00:18:02It is.
00:18:03It is.
00:18:04It is.
00:18:05It is.
00:18:06Yes, in a tight way.
00:18:09Was that a practice shot, or what?
00:18:11More than a feeler.
00:18:12He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:18:15Puss is the winner!
00:18:35Hit the pad to ring the prince and make him talk.
00:18:38This is one time you don't want him to shut up.
00:18:40I love any game where you force the prince to talk.
00:18:45You will earn no honor playing like that.
00:18:50Is that all you've got?
00:18:52My mother's was harder than that.
00:18:56I've had stronger tea than you.
00:18:59This isn't remotely amusing, you know.
00:19:01Oh, that tickles.
00:19:05What the...
00:19:08I've had stronger tea than you.
00:19:10This isn't remotely amusing, you know.
00:19:12Oh, that tickles.
00:19:16You're gonna show me how to play like that, right?
00:19:18Maybe you need more protein.
00:19:23You could do worse, but not much.
00:19:27My friend, I salute you.
00:19:31Is that all you've got?
00:19:35Hey, you'd better sleep away!
00:19:38My mother's swung harder than that.
00:19:42I've had stronger tea than you.
00:19:44Oh, that tickles.
00:19:47Is that all you've got?
00:19:55He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:20:15This one's muddy fun for the whole family!
00:20:18Throw the rotten apples to dunk the really rotten apples!
00:20:27Hearts, dear.
00:20:35I have hope for you.
00:20:45Hearts, dear.
00:20:50I've got my eye on you.
00:20:56You've got two eyes, and you can't throw any better than that.
00:20:59Hey, you're so late, baby. Good girl.
00:21:04I've got my eye on you.
00:21:07Hearts, dear.
00:21:10Hey!
00:21:12Bonjour, you stink.
00:21:15Hey!
00:21:17Hearts, dear.
00:21:21Hearts, dear.
00:21:25Wait some.
00:21:27Hearts, dear.
00:21:29Wait some.
00:21:33Good job. Here's mud in your eye.
00:21:39Hearts, dear.
00:22:01You'll have to keep your eye on the ball.
00:22:03Or the eyeball, in this case.
00:22:06Toss them in the fishbowls to score.
00:22:09This is a game for the pirate with the best arm.
00:22:12Which used to be me.
00:22:25There is no honor without a fight.
00:22:27That was most unfortunate.
00:22:31You always been as good.
00:22:33You're better than you look.
00:22:35That was impressive.
00:22:37If I have to stomp on you to get to Charmin, I will.
00:22:41Way to go.
00:22:43Shrek, Shrek, Shrek.
00:22:46That was not...
00:22:49Throw one, eat one.
00:22:51Throw one, eat one.
00:22:53That was impressive right there.
00:22:55Yeah? Well, there's a picture of you next to the dictionary in the loser.
00:22:59Wait.
00:23:01Watch out now, Charmin. You're gonna get your hair messed up.
00:23:05Why didn't you tell me you were this good?
00:23:07I am always pleased to see someone rise to meet a challenge.
00:23:11Oh, you've done this before, haven't you?
00:23:15That was... unacceptable.
00:23:19Way to go.
00:23:20Oh, that was impressive right there.
00:23:23I have hope for you.
00:23:24No stranger to victory.
00:23:27Now he needs to be put.
00:23:29You lose.
00:23:35You lose.
00:23:42He who heaves the fruit furthest wins.
00:23:45Don't think of it as a game.
00:23:47Think of it as a career.
00:23:49Not as exciting as a career on the high seas, though, is it?
00:24:05I do not know how many times I have said...
00:24:08Senorita.
00:24:15You have formidable skills.
00:24:18Now, I've thrown a tantrum, and I've thrown a fit, but I ain't never thrown no melon before.
00:24:27We should get points for style.
00:24:30Or I should, anyway.
00:24:32You almost deserve the crown.
00:24:36Ooh, I like to hear them squish when they land.
00:24:42Way to go.
00:24:47I do not know how many times I have said...
00:24:50Senorita.
00:24:59Well done.
00:25:02Now, I've thrown a tantrum, and I've thrown a fit, but I ain't never thrown no melon before.
00:25:10Why didn't you tell me you were this good?
00:25:17You're almost as good as I look.
00:25:22Ooh, I like to hear them squish when they land.
00:25:26Oh, that was dreadful.
00:25:29I do not know how many times I have said...
00:25:32Senorita.
00:25:39Yes, you're quite right.
00:25:44Now, I've thrown a tantrum, and I've thrown a fit, but I ain't never thrown no melon before.
00:25:50We should get points for style.
00:25:53Or I should, anyway.
00:25:55That was almost up to my standard.
00:25:58Ooh, I like to hear them squish when they land.
00:26:05Way to go.
00:26:10I do not know how many times I have said...
00:26:12Senorita.
00:26:18More than a few.
00:26:19He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:26:29Ahh!
00:26:31What? What's in there?
00:26:32A spider? Ooh, I hate spiders.
00:26:34That was horrible! He's a monster!
00:26:38That must be where Charm is hiding.
00:26:40Come on, Gingy, it's okay. Just show me where he is.
00:26:44You don't need no house of horrors, Shrek. You got kids.
00:26:46You wanna scare yourself real good? Just think about paying for college.
00:26:50Ooh.
00:26:55Oh, I'm scared.
00:26:57It's okay, Gingy. It's just a little dark, that's all.
00:27:01But I hear something.
00:27:03It's getting closer! Here it comes!
00:27:08What are you all screaming about? Did you see the spider? Where is it? Where?
00:27:12Donkey, was all that breathing you?
00:27:15What? So I breathe a little through my mouth when I'm scared?
00:27:18We thought you were something horrible.
00:27:21Believe me, he is. I can smell him in the dark.
00:27:25Oh, for the love of... That's it.
00:27:28Ah! There he is!
00:27:32What? Oh, that ain't no spider.
00:27:35Gingy, where's Charm?
00:27:37Perhaps he's behind the cow.
00:27:39I don't get it. Where's the monster?
00:27:41Right there!
00:27:42Gingy, it's just a cow.
00:27:44It's a monstrosity!
00:27:46Who doesn't like cows? They're gentle. They stand around and eat grass.
00:27:52They give milk.
00:27:53I knew!
00:27:56It would appear the Cookie Man is not a fan of la leche.
00:27:59Yeah, Shrek, it's me on the ilk me.
00:28:16Oh, French! You're finally in the best part! Gingyland!
00:28:24Hey there! Hey there! Hey there! Step right up, folks!
00:28:38The good Muffin Man never leaves his work unfinished.
00:28:41Match the cookie pieces before the gingerbread people tumble off the conveyor belt.
00:28:46This is my favorite game!
00:28:53Whatever.
00:29:04You have formidable skills.
00:29:07You almost deserve the crown.
00:29:11Why didn't you tell me you were this good?
00:29:15Way to go!
00:29:18Here, let me give you a hand, little buddy.
00:29:22I might as well get my crown now.
00:29:25Well done!
00:29:28That was almost up to my standard.
00:29:32Whatever.
00:29:35That was impressive!
00:29:39Now, compadre, allow me to give you a leg up.
00:29:45Oh, don't go to pieces on me now!
00:29:49Oh, now that was just pretty!
00:29:52You've always been as good!
00:29:55Here, let me give you a hand, little buddy.
00:29:59Well done!
00:30:02That was impressive!
00:30:05Oh, please, do I look like the Muffin Man?
00:30:11Who needs arms anyway? I don't.
00:30:14More than a wheelbarrow.
00:30:15He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:30:36This candy is both trick and treat.
00:30:39Try to grab the candy you need as much as you can.
00:30:42But be careful!
00:30:44Everyone else wants the candy, too, and will try to steal it away.
00:30:48Oh, this one! This one is my favorite!
00:30:57There you go! Enjoy it!
00:31:01There you go! Enjoy it!
00:31:03Carefully...
00:31:05When I'm king...
00:31:08Oh, never mind.
00:31:10It's not that you're bad, it's that I'm fantastic.
00:31:17You know, you could just share!
00:31:22Anyone up for a duel?
00:31:25Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:31:28You look like you're a magnet! A soaring magnet!
00:31:31On fire!
00:31:48It is the danger that makes the candy sweet.
00:31:51Hey, do I smell waffles?
00:31:55Do you really think you can claim my crown?
00:31:59Eh, okay. Keep trying.
00:32:04Now Stranger the victory!
00:32:06Now he needs to be PUSSED!
00:32:26Hey, hey, hey!
00:32:28Jump the dwarf or hit the deck!
00:32:30First one to the end is the greatest player in the history of the world!
00:32:36Or, you know, wins.
00:32:38I lied before, but not this time!
00:32:41This is my favorite game!
00:32:48On my honor, I will leave no dwarfs unmet.
00:32:55Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:32:58You look like you're a magnet! A soaring magnet!
00:33:01On fire!
00:33:05The things I do to win a crown.
00:33:15No, Stranger the victory!
00:33:18Now he needs to be PUSSED!
00:33:26Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:33:29A soaring magnet!
00:33:43Step right up, and up, and up.
00:33:46Don't let the obstacles keep you from climbing, or you'll go backwards.
00:33:50Hit the bottom and you're out, and out, and out.
00:33:54This is the best part of the best map!
00:33:58May I suggest going over the obstacles, not through them?
00:34:24I'll just stomp on you to get charming, I will.
00:34:43There is no honor without a fight.
00:34:48Hey, you fall asleep or what?
00:34:54Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:34:59This is the best part of the best map!
00:35:02Have you been here before?
00:35:05Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:35:08We're gonna go over the obstacles, and we'll make it through.
00:35:14Have you been here before?
00:35:18No, Stranger the victory!
00:35:21You lose.
00:35:37Come one, come all! You don't have to buy the cow to get the milk!
00:35:41Milka right or Bossy won't like it!
00:35:44Whoever gets the most milk wins.
00:35:46Remember when I said the last part was the best part?
00:35:49Well, I meant this part!
00:35:57Great going!
00:35:59Move!
00:36:01Move!
00:36:03Move!
00:36:04Move!
00:36:05Well done!
00:36:07How are you supposed to wrap a hoof around this thing?
00:36:09Are you even trying?
00:36:12Move!
00:36:13I can see you're no threat.
00:36:15Move!
00:36:16Have you not gone, Lucy boy?
00:36:18I suppose you thought it would be easy?
00:36:21Move!
00:36:23Move!
00:36:24Move!
00:36:25Relax Milka, I have done nothing wrong.
00:36:27Move!
00:36:28And people think ogres are bad.
00:36:31Move!
00:36:32This is utterly revolting.
00:36:34Hmm, I should have you eliminated.
00:36:38Move!
00:36:40You are late.
00:36:41Move!
00:36:42You've always been a good.
00:36:44You, uh, you feeling okay?
00:36:47I had no idea you were so good at this.
00:36:50Move!
00:36:52Move!
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:55Move!
00:36:56Move!
00:37:07More than a feline.
00:37:09He's fantastic!
00:37:10Puss is the winner!
00:37:18Welcome, however many of you there are, to Blind Marsh Midway!
00:37:40It's time to unleash the dronkies!
00:37:43Move your hands as fast as you can to energize your dronky and win the race!
00:38:04I'm coming for the crown, Charming.
00:38:08Explain to me why you are called Charming.
00:38:10Because you are not.
00:38:12Come on, banana!
00:38:13Fetch your papa's crown!
00:38:16Might as well tug it in now, Charming.
00:38:20He's fantastic!
00:38:22Puss is the winner!
00:38:36Toss it, flip it, fling it, fly it!
00:38:38Just get the snake on the stick!
00:38:40Any questions?
00:38:44We don't care what Gingy says.
00:38:46This is the best game.
00:38:58You know, I should get extra points for aiming with a snake in my mouth.
00:39:03Oh, that was dreadful.
00:39:06Ah, hearts, dear.
00:39:09Ooh, that just makes me want to cry.
00:39:13You can take the blindfold off now, you know.
00:39:16Ah, hearts, dear.
00:39:19This little thing isn't a snake, it's a snack.
00:39:22I'm coming for the crown, Charming.
00:39:25Ooh, that just makes me want to cry.
00:39:28Founders' Day? How about talking Animal Day?
00:39:31I might as well get my crown now.
00:39:34Take that, you! And you! And you! And you!
00:39:38You know, I am much better with a sword, my friend.
00:39:42Ha! That's what I expected from you.
00:39:46The things I do to win a crown.
00:39:49You're not going to eat that, are you?
00:39:53You can take the blindfold off now, you know.
00:39:55Yeah, where there's a picture of you next to the dictionary in the loser.
00:39:59Wait, that's it already?
00:40:01Oh, now that was just awful.
00:40:05You won't have any more luck putting a crown on your head.
00:40:08Explain to me why you are called Charming.
00:40:10Because you're not.
00:40:13That was most unfortunate.
00:40:16Ooh, that just makes me want to cry.
00:40:20I might as well get my crown now.
00:40:23Oh, that was dreadful.
00:40:26Snakes. It had to be snakes.
00:40:29He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:40:50You can throw a fit, but can you throw a frog?
00:40:54The farther the bucket, the more you score.
00:40:56The more you score, well...
00:40:58The more you score.
00:41:10Ah, hearts, dear.
00:41:14Is there any games you can win by napping?
00:41:17Might as well tuck it in now, Charming.
00:41:20Oh, baby, you're on fire!
00:41:22It's like you're a magnet. A scoring magnet.
00:41:26On fire.
00:41:29Here!
00:41:32Founders' Day? How about talking Animal Day?
00:41:35I'm coming for the crown, Charming.
00:41:41No kiss for you, froggy.
00:41:44Hearts, dear.
00:41:47Hearts, dear.
00:41:50Explain to me why you are called Charming.
00:41:52Because you're not.
00:41:55Anyone up for a duel?
00:41:57That was most unfortunate.
00:42:01A frog has not been born that Puss cannot throw.
00:42:06Ah, hearts, dear.
00:42:10The things I do to win a crown.
00:42:13You're not going to eat that, are you?
00:42:15Oh, now that was just pretty.
00:42:19No kiss for you, froggy.
00:42:21No kiss for you, froggy.
00:42:24The things I do to win a crown.
00:42:27Now this is something I do all the time.
00:42:33When sweat is done running, then you shall face the wrath of Puss.
00:42:42Explain to me why you are called Charming.
00:42:44Because you're not.
00:42:45He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:42:51No kiss for you, froggy.
00:42:53Hearts, dear.
00:42:55Hearts, dear.
00:42:57Hearts, dear.
00:43:04Hey!
00:43:13Unless you want to, of course.
00:43:15We wouldn't see it anyway.
00:43:22Ah!
00:43:25You almost deserve the crown.
00:43:28Is that a practice shot, or what?
00:43:30Oh, that was impressive right there!
00:43:35Nice!
00:43:37Perfect.
00:43:39I am in awe of your fluff.
00:43:41You can take the blindfold off now, you know.
00:43:44Way to go!
00:43:46Oh, now that was just awful!
00:43:51Nice!
00:43:53You're better than you look.
00:43:55That was almost up to my standard.
00:43:58You've always been as good?
00:44:00That wasn't so bad.
00:44:02That was more than good.
00:44:05You're almost as good as I look.
00:44:09You have formidable skills.
00:44:11Oh, now that was just pretty!
00:44:16You've done this before, haven't you?
00:44:19Ah!
00:44:20Have you not done this before?
00:44:21You tie, puss.
00:44:22Now you can settle it with a duel!
00:44:39This game is just as cheesy as it looks.
00:44:42Roll your ball up the Swiss cheese ramp into a hole.
00:44:45The smaller the hole, the bigger the score.
00:44:49If someone say cheese, we're going to love this game.
00:45:04Mmm, good fried toad.
00:45:07I am in awe of your prowess.
00:45:10Watch out now, Charmy, you're going to get your hair messed up.
00:45:14Oh, you've done this before, haven't you?
00:45:16I am always pleased to see someone rise to meet a challenge.
00:45:21That was almost up to my standard.
00:45:27That's how you do it!
00:45:34Yeah, where there's a picture of you next to the dictionary in the loser.
00:45:38Wait, did I say that right?
00:45:40Look at me, I have excellent eye-hook coordination.
00:45:46You are all at my mercy.
00:45:48I have never gambled since I was a kitten.
00:45:52Shrek, Shrek, Shrek.
00:45:54You're better than you look.
00:45:58Oh, this isn't nearly stinky enough for real cheese.
00:46:03Oh, that was dreadful.
00:46:10When I'm king...
00:46:12Oh, never mind.
00:46:14I have hope for you.
00:46:16I'm coming for the crown, Charmy.
00:46:21That was impressive right there.
00:46:27Whatever.
00:46:28It's not that you're bad, it's that I'm fantastic.
00:46:34I'd take that one.
00:46:41No stranger to victory.
00:46:43Now he meets defeat.
00:46:44Puss, you lose.
00:47:11Well, welcome to the Melon Bowl.
00:47:15The most fun you can have with dwarves and vine-ripened fruit.
00:47:18The instructions are simple.
00:47:20Just knock down the most dwarves to win.
00:47:22Got it?
00:47:24Way done.
00:47:25You know, this would be a whole lot quicker if I just run down there and kick them over myself.
00:47:29Hit!
00:47:30Hit!
00:47:31Hit!
00:47:32Hit!
00:47:33Hit!
00:47:34Hit!
00:47:35Hit!
00:47:36Hit!
00:47:37Hit!
00:47:38Hit!
00:47:39Hit!
00:47:40Hit!
00:47:41Hit!
00:47:42Hit!
00:47:43Hit!
00:47:44Hit!
00:47:45Hit!
00:47:46Hit!
00:47:47Hit!
00:47:48Hit!
00:47:49Hit!
00:47:50Hit!
00:47:51Hit!
00:47:52Hit!
00:47:53Hit!
00:47:59Was that a practice shot, or what?
00:48:16You're almost as good as I look.
00:48:24Oh, come on now.
00:48:33Hit!
00:48:38My friend, I salute you.
00:48:43Hit!
00:48:46Whew, that does make me want to cry.
00:48:48Any chance we can get some real dwarves?
00:48:51Any chance we can get some real dwarves?
00:49:01I might as well get my crown now.
00:49:12That's how you do it!
00:49:14Hit!
00:49:20Hit!
00:49:26Have you not done these before?
00:49:31Hit!
00:49:39That was impressive right there!
00:49:44Hit!
00:49:50That was almost up to my standard.
00:50:03Oh, now that was just awful!
00:50:05He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:50:14He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:50:29Couch Potatoes don't stand a chance!
00:50:31You've gotta work for this one!
00:50:33Slip into your sacks and race to the finish!
00:50:36I joined in, but I'm allergic to burlap!
00:50:45Hit!
00:50:50Hit!
00:50:55It's not that you're bad, it's that I'm fantastic.
00:51:07Hit!
00:51:08Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...
00:51:11Hit!
00:51:14He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:51:34It's raining cookies from heaven!
00:51:37Turn the silhouette to match the cookie falling from overhead!
00:52:08Hit!
00:52:15Hit!
00:52:21Hit!
00:52:27Hit!
00:52:31Hit!
00:52:32Hit!
00:52:38Hit!
00:52:46Hit!
00:52:49Hit!
00:52:54He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:53:02He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:53:17We're serving up something special here!
00:53:20Whack the hairballs over the nets!
00:53:22Whoever misses the fewest shots wins!
00:53:32This is easy! With our four legs and no opposable thumbs,
00:53:36Doc is a natural-born tennis player!
00:53:39What's that?
00:53:40This is simply disgusting!
00:53:42It may surprise you to hear it, but I've never done this before.
00:53:49This is easy! With our four legs and no opposable thumbs,
00:53:52Doc is a natural-born tennis player!
00:53:56How am I supposed to hit anything with this itty-bitty little racket?
00:54:02It may surprise you to hear it, but I've never done this before.
00:54:07This is simply disgusting!
00:54:09This is easy! With our four legs and no opposable thumbs,
00:54:12Doc is a natural-born tennis player!
00:54:15Hold still!
00:54:17If you don't get going, I'll never get home!
00:54:21How am I supposed to hit anything with this itty-bitty little racket?
00:54:26Hold still!
00:54:28It may surprise you to hear it, but I've never done this before.
00:54:33He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:54:52You know, Donkey, these waffles are actually pretty good.
00:54:56And the sticks aren't half bad either.
00:54:58You know, Shrek, for a guy who doesn't like carnivals,
00:55:01you look like you're having a good time, boss.
00:55:04Oh, it's not so bad, I suppose.
00:55:06I'd rather be at home in the swamp, of course.
00:55:08You heard the ogre! To the swamp! Move out!
00:55:12Hey! Wait! No! That's not what I meant!
00:55:18Look, when I said the carnival wasn't so bad,
00:55:20I didn't mean I wanted it at my own house!
00:55:23Oh, don't thank us yet! You're gonna love these games, Shrek!
00:55:27Yes, boss. The stinking donkey is correct.
00:55:29They are indeed very good games.
00:55:43I'd like to say stay away, but you're already here, so come on in!
00:55:49We all need goals, and in this game, everybody has one.
00:55:53Get your balls into the other player's goals!
00:55:56If they get too many balls in your goal, well, you're out.
00:55:59Nothing like some good kicking to get the aggression out.
00:56:02That's what I always say.
00:56:10You're looking at who of the purest men in the world,
00:56:13Shrek!
00:56:16You're looking at who of the purest, baby! Ain't nothing getting past me!
00:56:20I might as well get my crown now.
00:56:23What do you know about attaining a goal?
00:56:26Oh, come on now! Is that really your best?
00:56:29If you think you're going to win, you'd better think again!
00:56:33Play me, if you dare!
00:56:35How do you feel to show your weakness?
00:56:38You call that playing?
00:56:40Play me, if you dare!
00:56:43How do you feel to show your weakness?
00:56:46Ha! That's what I expected from you!
00:56:49I think we both know you don't stand a chance.
00:56:52You really think you can claim my crown?
00:56:55You sure you know what you're doing?
00:56:57What do you know about attaining a goal?
00:56:59I think we both know you don't stand a chance.
00:57:03More than a feline.
00:57:05He's fantastic! Puss is the winner!
00:57:12It's time to get down and dirty!
00:57:15Hit the mud at full speed,
00:57:17whoever's slowest is the winner!
00:57:37It's time to get down and dirty!
00:57:40Hit the mud at full speed,
00:57:42whoever slides furthest wins!
00:57:44Clean living is overrated.
00:57:52Anyone up for a duel?
00:57:56Hard still.
00:58:10I am always pleased to see someone rise to meet the challenge.
00:58:22You're raising the bar!
00:58:25Slash! Slash!
00:58:27Don't you go slashing!
00:58:29This game is unfair to one spin!
00:58:35I am always pleased to see someone rise to meet the challenge.
00:58:40I am always pleased to see someone rise to meet the challenge.
00:58:54I'm an expert at playing dirty.
00:58:56You don't honestly believe you can do better than me?
00:59:00Dang.
00:59:07Exemplary!
00:59:10When I'm king...
00:59:30Pardon me while I find a needle.
00:59:43Exemplary!
00:59:46Now this is my idea of a good time!
00:59:59If I have to stump on you to get to Charmin, I will.
01:00:15Exemplary!
01:00:18Take that you!
01:00:20And you, and you, and you!
01:00:22Exemplary!
01:00:25Take that, you! And you! And you! And you!
01:00:30Are you still?
01:00:32Let's go!
01:00:50When she's charming, you better have fun!
01:00:54You're raising the bar!
01:00:57Oh, baby, you're on fire!
01:00:59It's like you're a magnet! A scoring magnet!
01:01:02On fire!
01:01:23It's not that you're bad, it's that I'm fantastic.
01:01:37Exemplary!
01:01:40The things I do to win a crown.
01:01:53I'm coming for the crown, charming.
01:02:09Exemplary!
01:02:12Now this is my idea of a good time.
01:02:23Are there any games you can win by napping?
01:02:47Exemplary!
01:02:50I shall never get the taste of mud on my gun.
01:02:55Hold still.
01:03:15Anyone up for a duel?
01:03:19Slad! Slad! Don't be so slad! This game is unfair to fun kids!
01:03:42If I have to stomp on you to get you charming, I will.
01:03:50Exemplary!
01:03:54No wonder Shrek smells so foul!
01:04:20Oh, baby, you're on fire!
01:04:22It's like you're a magnet! A scoring magnet!
01:04:25On fire!
01:04:29Exemplary!
01:04:32Let's see Charmy do better than that!
01:04:49Might as well tuck it in now, charming.
01:04:52Exemplary!
01:04:55No stranger to victory.
01:04:57Now he needs to be put.
01:04:59You lose.
01:05:20I'd like to say stay away, but you're already here, so come on in!
01:05:38It's a feeding frenzy for froggy fans!
01:05:42You catch them, you can eat them, but watch out for the junk.
01:05:46This is the best thing about having your own swamp.
01:05:49Oh, you can eat frogs!
01:05:57Whatever.
01:05:58Each I can understand.
01:06:00Frogs, I shall never eat again.
01:06:03Nice!
01:06:05Way to go!
01:06:08You have formidable skills.
01:06:12That was impressive!
01:06:15Oh, now that was just awful!
01:06:18Why didn't you tell me you were this good?
01:06:20Yes, you were quite wise.
01:06:22Aw, look at them little critters, aren't they cute?
01:06:25That was almost up to my standard.
01:06:28Oh, now that was just pretty!
01:06:31Whatever.
01:06:32Oh, this is making me hungry.
01:06:35Do we have to throw them back?
01:06:37You have formidable skills.
01:06:40Founders' Day, how about talking Animal Day?
01:06:44Nice!
01:06:46Way to go!
01:06:48Princes do not traffic in frogs!
01:06:51Oh, I beg your pardon.
01:06:53You've always been this good?
01:06:56Yes, you were quite wise.
01:07:00Now Stranger to victory!
01:07:02Now he meets defeat.
01:07:04Puss, you lose.
01:07:11The next day.
01:07:25Down-home music with that special sloppy twist.
01:07:29Play along or pay the price.
01:07:32Ogres are actually very gifted musically.
01:07:35These ears are very sensitive, you know.
01:07:40Playing Ogres BGM
01:09:10Oh, Shrek, this was the perfect day. Thank you.
01:09:15Yeah? Well, if you're happy, then I guess it wasn't so bad.
01:09:19No matter who's king of the carnival, Shrek, you're always the king of my heart.
01:09:24Well, if you put it that way...
01:09:26Ahem! Uh, that'll be one gold coin, please.
01:09:29Excuse me? Donkey, nobody's kissing you.
01:09:33Yeah, I know. Business is not too good. So right now, I'm charging for kisses.
01:09:37Anybody's kisses. This booth ain't gonna pay for itself, you know.
01:09:45Oh, baby!
01:09:48Aw, you know you get your kisses for free.
01:10:07Oh, Shrek, this was the perfect day. Thank you.
01:10:11Yeah? Well, if you're happy, then I guess it wasn't so bad.
01:10:15No matter who's king of the carnival, Shrek, you're always the king of my heart.
01:10:20Yeah, I know. Business is not too good. So right now, I'm charging for kisses.
01:10:25Anybody's kisses. This booth ain't gonna pay for itself, you know.
01:10:30Aw, you know you get your kisses for free.
01:10:34Yeah, I know. Business is not too good. So right now, I'm charging for kisses.
01:10:39Anybody's kisses. This booth ain't gonna pay for itself, you know.
01:10:43Yeah, I know. Business is not too good. So right now, I'm charging for kisses.
01:10:48Anybody's kisses. This booth ain't gonna pay for itself, you know.
01:10:53Aw, you know you get your kisses for free.
01:10:57Yeah, I know. Business is not too good. So right now, I'm charging for kisses.
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