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00:00Here you go. I've got everything we'll need for the big game.
00:04Low-fat turkey jerky.
00:07Low-carb beer.
00:10100-calorie snack packs.
00:14Pick up a Y chromosome while you were there. You might be short one.
00:18Hey, I planned on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size, thank you very much.
00:23Gentlemen, the game offers us a choice between playing for the Republic and the Light Side
00:28or the Sith Empire and the Dark Side.
00:31We're always the good guys. In D&D, we're lawful good.
00:34In City of Heroes, we're the heroes.
00:36In Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.
00:43Us women are prostitutes?
00:47You said they were raising money for stem cell research.
00:52Hey guys, I got a surprise.
00:55Well, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think Raj beat you to it.
01:00No, Bernadette's going to be playing with us, so that's pretty cool.
01:04All right, here it is.
01:07You invited your girlfriend? This is supposed to be our weekend.
01:11I had no choice. Last night, she said, why don't we go out for brunch tomorrow and then maybe the Arboretum.
01:16And I said, well, no. I promised the guys I was going to play a video game with them all weekend.
01:19And she said, that sounds like fun. Can I come too?
01:21And then I didn't answer for a second.
01:23And she said, well, do you not want me to come?
01:25And then I bought her a new laptop in the game and she's parking the car right now.
01:30Is the whip sound app contextually appropriate here?
01:35It is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny.
01:43I was wrong. It's still funny.
01:45Oh, good.
01:51Get that guy, get that guy. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
01:56Dr. Rostenkowski, it may interest you to know that saying pew, pew, pew isn't as effective as pressing your blaster key.
02:04In the same way that saying wee doesn't make the land speeder go.
02:10Pew.
02:13Raj, Imperial Trooper's on your tail.
02:16Got him.
02:17When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of non-violence, I bet you didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff.
02:25All right, I think we got them all. Let's divide up the loot.
02:28Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got. You should put on yours and then we'll match.
02:33I worked hard to get this armor.
02:36Sorry, I just thought it'd be nice if people knew we were a couple.
02:41Fine, I'll change.
02:44Pew, pew, pew, pew.