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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58He doesn't ring any balls, I mean bells.
00:01:03You're lying.
00:01:04Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:07Even girls like you.
00:01:11I haven't seen him.
00:01:14Also you've got a little ... I'm watching you.
00:01:24Granny panties?
00:01:26Seriously?
00:01:27How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:30None of your business.
00:01:32Cover up.
00:01:34Thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:36She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:38Why? Did she ask for something like...
00:01:40commitment?
00:01:42Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:44I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:46She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:48I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:50Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:52Huh?
00:01:54I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.
00:01:58This is my chance.
00:02:00A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:02And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:04What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:06Drew Longhorn!
00:02:08Drew Longhorn?
00:02:10Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:14I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:16Sorry, I...
00:02:18Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:22We had...
00:02:24kind of a...
00:02:26chemistry.
00:02:28You had chemistry?
00:02:30Yes.
00:02:32Okay. You want his attention?
00:02:34Then we'll get his attention, but...
00:02:36not in that.
00:02:38Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl, and it's not...
00:02:40Forget it.
00:02:42No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:44Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:46I just meant that this stuff doesn't...
00:02:48play up your assets, you know?
00:02:50You're really pretty.
00:02:52You need to show it.
00:02:54I'm not. I swear.
00:02:56You're just gonna have to trust me.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:02First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:04Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:06And second,
00:03:08we need to go shopping.
00:03:10Shopping.
00:03:12One, two, three, four!
00:03:14Ta-da!
00:03:16Where did you get all this?
00:03:18Oh, it's my one-night stand box.
00:03:20Go on, take your pick.
00:03:22Oh, it's my one-night stand box.
00:03:24Go on, take your pick.
00:03:26No, thank you.
00:03:28I'm not parading around in your...
00:03:30hook-up trophies.
00:03:32What? These aren't trophies.
00:03:34These are just clothes that have...
00:03:36been forgotten.
00:03:38Oh, I see.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:42Clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:46So...
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:50I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:52I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen
00:03:54while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:58Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:02Just wear it.
00:04:04Trust me. I've worn it.
00:04:06I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:08I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:16Are your eyes closed?
00:04:18Oh, yeah. Totally.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:34Turn around.
00:04:36Wow.
00:04:38Trevor!
00:04:40What?
00:04:42It's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:46And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:48Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:54Did I just tell Trevor Holt
00:04:56that I'm a virgin?
00:04:58No.
00:05:00I'm not doing this.
00:05:06Okay.
00:05:12Okay, I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:20All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:22Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:26Yep.
00:05:28Okay. One, eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:32And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:34Well, come on.
00:05:36This is serious.
00:05:38I'm very serious.
00:05:40All right, and three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:42You know, quick hand on the arm, you know,
00:05:44brushy on his bicep.
00:05:46You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:48Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:50Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:52All he does is play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:00Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:04That was really good.
00:06:06I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:10I spoke too soon.
00:06:12I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:16Hey, everyone!
00:06:18This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:20He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:22We're just friends.
00:06:24Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
00:06:26We're in love.
00:06:28What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:30Just trust me.
00:06:32If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:34Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken,
00:06:36he won't ask me out.
00:06:38What?
00:06:40What?
00:06:42What?
00:06:44Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:48Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this, anyway?
00:06:52Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:56Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trevor.
00:07:00What's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:06You look familiar.
00:07:08Have we met?
00:07:10Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:12We were in this class. We were lab partners.
00:07:14Oh, yeah.
00:07:16That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely.
00:07:20Total joke.
00:07:22But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second.
00:07:26Two seconds.
00:07:28Got him.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name's Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Well, hey, guys.
00:07:38We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:42Sure.
00:07:44Sweet. See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:52No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:54I got this.
00:08:02Alker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:04So what?
00:08:06So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:08:08Just ignore her.
00:08:10My turn.
00:08:12Drink or dare?
00:08:14I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:16Drink.
00:08:18I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:24I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:28I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:38Drink up.
00:08:58Yum.
00:09:00Okay, my turn.
00:09:02You.
00:09:04Drink or dare?
00:09:06Drink.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:12and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:14for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:22You don't have to do this.
00:09:24Yes, she does.
00:09:26Unfortunately, I can't do that,
00:09:28because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:30I'm not wearing any.
00:09:32Oh!
00:09:36You're up next, Martha.
00:09:38Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink
00:09:44with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:48This is my chance
00:09:50to do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:52since freshman year.
00:10:00Mmm.
00:10:20I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always
00:10:24wanted.
00:10:26But...
00:10:28That was hot.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:32I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:36I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly
00:10:4283 times since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah, me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:48Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:50Great. Give me your number.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:02I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:18Oh, sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:34You win, Tilla James.
00:11:36You win.
00:11:50You okay?
00:11:56I'm leaving. You can stay.
00:11:58I just need my phone.
00:12:00Okay, who has my cigarettes?
00:12:02I'll walk you home.
00:12:04No, you have to give them.
00:12:06I know that you have them.
00:12:08Your advice didn't work.
00:12:10I guess you know.
00:12:12It's probably for the best.
00:12:14You two never would have worked out.
00:12:16And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:18Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:22Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:24that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche.
00:12:36Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far.
00:12:40Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:48You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look
00:12:56on Tila's face when you told her
00:12:58you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:00Priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so...
00:13:10easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
00:13:16I want to learn
00:13:18how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:26Oh,
00:13:28and before I forget...
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected,
00:13:48but...
00:13:50thank you.
00:13:52You don't have to thank me.
00:13:54I owed you one.
00:13:56I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because
00:14:04even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:12Goodnight, Trevor.
00:14:16Goodnight.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:46And there it was.
00:14:48The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:50Chemistry.
00:14:52Between Trevor,
00:14:54the guy with the biggest
00:14:56you-know-what on campus,
00:14:58and me.
00:15:00The virgin.
00:15:16Rumor has it
00:15:18that every girl
00:15:20on campus once drew Longhorn.
00:15:22Every girl
00:15:24except me.
00:15:26Because after last week,
00:15:28I could not
00:15:30be more overdrew.
00:15:32Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:34So,
00:15:36where did you run off to
00:15:38after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:46Probably more studying.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:54The wet party?
00:15:56It's only the most exclusive
00:15:58frat party on campus.
00:16:00So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:06I've never even wanted to go to a party
00:16:08like this before.
00:16:10But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:12Wait. Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:16Hold? Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me. Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:22Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:26A female friend?
00:16:32What are those?
00:16:34Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:36the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over
00:16:44by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night
00:16:56over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean,
00:17:00things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:04Shh.
00:17:08How could he just
00:17:10walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:12You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:16Shh. Don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:20Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:26He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:28Screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to
00:17:32achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:38I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right. And you know what?
00:17:42Forget this stupid party. I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:50Yup. And forget these dumb books.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:54for getting over any guy.
00:17:56Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:58Shh.
00:18:02Step one.
00:18:04Dress to impress.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:14Dress to impress. Check.
00:18:16Step two.
00:18:18Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:20Basic bra, bro. Check.
00:18:22That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:24He's cute.
00:18:26He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:28Your words?
00:18:30Step three.
00:18:32To really get over a guy,
00:18:34you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:36Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:40Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:42I already did that, Deb.
00:18:44I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:46Showed him who I really am.
00:18:48And he rejected me.
00:18:50Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:52No.
00:18:54From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:56Great.
00:18:58Great.
00:19:00This'll be fun.
00:19:28Woo!
00:19:36Trevor Holt.
00:19:38He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:40Trevor Holt.
00:19:42He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:44But now that he is...
00:19:46Martha!
00:19:48Glad you could make it.
00:19:50And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Drew Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:56You are...
00:19:58Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:06What are you doing here?
00:20:08Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:10They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:12None of your concern.
00:20:14Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:16I need a refill anyway.
00:20:18Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22You came here with Drew?
00:20:24Why? Jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week?
00:20:28No.
00:20:30He's right.
00:20:32That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:34I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:36Martha, this party,
00:20:38these people,
00:20:40it's not your thing.
00:20:42Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:44Please, you're an open book.
00:20:46That's what I like about you.
00:20:48Trevor! Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:54No.
00:20:56Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:02Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:04You. Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:10There's a first time for everything.
00:21:12All right.
00:21:14It's two to a team.
00:21:16So, who's it gonna be?
00:21:18The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:20Her.
00:21:22Fine. Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:24Let's do this. Debra, are you in?
00:21:26Oh, uh, no.
00:21:28I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:30I'll just watch.
00:21:32You sure? Positive.
00:21:34You know what?
00:21:36Let's up the stakes.
00:21:38What did you have in mind?
00:21:40What about strip beer pong?
00:21:42Sweet! Come on, Toa.
00:21:44I'm game.
00:21:46You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:48What are the rules?
00:21:50Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:54And vice versa.
00:21:56So, if Trevor makes it,
00:21:58I strip. Seems easy enough.
00:22:00Come on, Holt.
00:22:02It's game time. Let's go.
00:22:04Ladies first.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:14Your form is way off. May I?
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:30Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:32You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:34You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:36Oh, please.
00:22:38Ladies, ladies.
00:22:40Let me show you both
00:22:42how it's done.
00:22:48Uh-oh.
00:22:50Great job.
00:22:56My turn.
00:23:02Alright, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:04You are so lame.
00:23:06You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:10I think I can handle myself.
00:23:12I learn quick.
00:23:14Okay, I call BS.
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18could have made that shot.
00:23:20It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:22Ever tried it?
00:23:24Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:32No, no, no, stop.
00:23:34You cannot leave. Not now.
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:40the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:42doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:44Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:46Who cares, Mar?
00:23:48He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:50the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:54The Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:56Okay? The Martha I know
00:23:58succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know
00:24:02is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:04I should hate him.
00:24:06But I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants
00:24:12to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:14This is serious,
00:24:16so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see
00:24:20how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone
00:24:24out there who does. Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no,
00:24:28like that, okay, great?
00:24:30Remember, step three,
00:24:32you gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:34Okay?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:42Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:46Wait, where are you going?
00:24:48I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:50Yes!
00:24:52Here we go, girl.
00:24:54Okay, Martha,
00:24:56you can do this.
00:24:58Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay, um,
00:25:06well, my name is Martha,
00:25:08and as you may have heard,
00:25:10Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:12But there's
00:25:14more to me than that, so
00:25:16here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James,
00:25:20you called me a clueless nerd,
00:25:22and you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:24I like to spend
00:25:26Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed
00:25:34out on the important parts of college, like
00:25:36getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:48I've never slept with anyone
00:25:50or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care
00:25:54that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right,
00:25:58it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:26:02And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me
00:26:08just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check. I can't believe
00:26:20I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:22I'm a virgin.
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:42Some of you may know me as something of a
00:26:44douche.
00:26:46I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls,
00:26:48but that's only because
00:26:50many of you knew me back in high school.
00:26:52Someone broke my heart.
00:26:54When I got to college,
00:26:56I slept my way around campus
00:26:58to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:02And I was fine with that.
00:27:06But the other night,
00:27:08everything changed
00:27:10when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another
00:27:14one-night stand. You're amazing,
00:27:16and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20because I wanted your first time
00:27:22to be special.
00:27:24And this may sound stupid coming from me, but
00:27:26I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really,
00:27:30really like you, Martha.
00:27:32And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just,
00:27:34if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:36Yes.
00:27:38I said yes.
00:27:40I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:48Woo!
00:27:50Woo!
00:27:52Woo!
00:27:54Woo!
00:27:56Woo!
00:27:58Woo!
00:28:02Drew Longhorn,
00:28:04I think you're funny,
00:28:06charming,
00:28:08and secretly sweet.
00:28:10And hot, like, so hot.
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:16Ha!
00:28:18Most of you already know me,
00:28:20but I'm Drew,
00:28:22and
00:28:24I really hate parties.
00:28:26Bro. Yeah, I always get
00:28:28nervous and wind up saying things I don't
00:28:30mean, making out with people
00:28:32I don't like. Bro.
00:28:34But today was different,
00:28:36because today, I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe
00:28:42I don't have to go to any more of these
00:28:44stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:50Woo!
00:28:52Look, I know you guys think I'm, like,
00:28:54really mean, or whatever,
00:28:56but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:58And if you don't like it,
00:29:00that's your problem.
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:04Woo!
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:12Woo!
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:20That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy
00:29:22in school, started dating me,
00:29:24the virgin.
00:29:26But you'll just have to
00:29:28imagine the rest.
00:29:36I wonder
00:29:38if I look different
00:29:40now that I've...
00:29:58Hey, Dad!
00:30:00Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:02Did what?
00:30:04You had sex with Trevor Holt!
00:30:06Why would you say that?
00:30:08You're glowing.
00:30:10I won all the deeds.
00:30:12It happened. I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Woo!
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:20I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:22What were you doing in Drew's closet
00:30:24this morning?
00:30:26Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:28So, how was it?
00:30:30It was nice.
00:30:32Is that his hat?
00:30:34Yeah, it still smells like him, too.
00:30:36Oh my God, you're so in love!
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on
00:30:40the study buddy Zoom. I'll call you later.
00:30:42Yeah, not a chance, Mart. You still have two minutes,
00:30:44so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:48It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is
00:30:52an amazing kisser. He does this thing
00:30:54where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:56Oh my God!
00:30:58Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:00The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:02What?
00:31:04I thought sex wasn't good.
00:31:06It was not the best.
00:31:08In what way?
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor,
00:31:12about his...
00:31:14Yes! God, yes. Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:16So it's true?
00:31:18And it was kind of
00:31:20uncomfortable?
00:31:22Yeah. Honestly, Mart,
00:31:24it's pretty uncomfortable
00:31:26for every girl their first time,
00:31:28no matter what their size.
00:31:30I've just been dreaming about this moment
00:31:32for as long as I can remember, and then it just
00:31:34happened.
00:31:36And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:42I wish I told you that!
00:31:44But I'm not lying when I say
00:31:46it does get better, though it just may
00:31:48never get better with Trevor.
00:31:50What do you mean?
00:31:52I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:54Emotionally and physically.
00:31:56And then that's when things
00:31:58start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him,
00:32:02either?
00:32:04I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:06How do you know?
00:32:08He gave you his hat!
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts
00:32:12this morning.
00:32:14What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:22I'm just gonna
00:32:24keep trying.
00:32:26That's what the article says!
00:32:28Keep having sex with Trevor
00:32:30until we get it right.
00:32:32That's the spirit!
00:32:34Oh, Deb, I gotta go, I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously?
00:32:46You again?
00:32:48You're taking French 401?
00:32:50Yeah, Martha, I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:54French porn.
00:32:56French cinema?
00:32:58I mean, it's all about hot French guys
00:33:00and threesomes.
00:33:02I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:04This is an advanced history class
00:33:06on the French Revolution.
00:33:08Oh my god!
00:33:10I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha!
00:33:14Bye!
00:33:16Phone ringing
00:33:24Hi!
00:33:26I can see you! Hello?
00:33:32Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:34Hello?
00:33:36I can see you.
00:33:38Oh.
00:33:40Is this video?
00:33:42Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:44French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:46Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:48Sorry, what?
00:33:50It's my first time.
00:33:52Okay.
00:33:54Using Zoom.
00:33:56Right, yes, of course.
00:33:58Mine too, actually.
00:34:00Virgin, still a virgin.
00:34:02What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:04I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn,
00:34:06it's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:08Yeah, I know, I'm a history major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:12I'm sorry.
00:34:14I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:20We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:24So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:28Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:30I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:34I was going to say army,
00:34:36but I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:38Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:40You're glowing, you know that?
00:34:44Do you need to grab that?
00:34:46Actually, apparently it's pretty important,
00:34:48so I might.
00:34:50I'll call you right back.
00:34:52I'll be here waiting.
00:34:56What is so urgent?
00:35:00Mar?
00:35:02Trevor's dead.
00:35:08What?
00:35:24Hey!
00:35:26How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar?
00:35:32It's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't, it's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off.
00:35:40And wash it.
00:35:42No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:46There he was, just walking across the street
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box
00:35:50and then, bam!
00:35:52Hit by a bus.
00:35:54I thought it was a car.
00:35:56I think it was a bus.
00:35:58No, no, no, it was a car.
00:36:00A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:02I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box.
00:36:04He had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:06Wonderful! The love of my life died
00:36:08wearing a thong on his face
00:36:10and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:12It's like I never knew love
00:36:14before Trevor and now
00:36:16I will never know love again.
00:36:18One sec.
00:36:22Where was I?
00:36:24Oh yeah, maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're
00:36:28almost a virgin?
00:36:30Mar, I love you.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:34I cannot sit here and watch you
00:36:36hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:38Trevor, yes,
00:36:40he's dead and yes, that's sad
00:36:42but it is time
00:36:44to move on.
00:36:46I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week.
00:36:50He has been dead for four.
00:36:52He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:54Sorry.
00:36:56That's harsh. It's just that
00:36:58Trevor would want you
00:37:00to be happy and he would want
00:37:02you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:06Hang on one more
00:37:08second.
00:37:10It's Brett. He's going to be late for
00:37:12our study zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on.
00:37:16Oh my god.
00:37:18No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:37:20What? Of course he is.
00:37:22He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late,
00:37:26would rather surf than study
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically
00:37:30sleeping through class.
00:37:32So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:34All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38What?
00:37:40Nothing. It's just
00:37:42this is nice.
00:37:44I've missed you.
00:37:46And I've really missed not telling you about
00:37:48the 25 times I had sex with Dream Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:54Oh my god.
00:37:56How's the sex?
00:37:58Oh my god, it's amazing.
00:38:00Really? Remember when I told you
00:38:02that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game set
00:38:06match. Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so
00:38:10good? Well,
00:38:12he takes direction very well.
00:38:14You give him direction? Of course.
00:38:16Yes. How else is a girl supposed to
00:38:18get what she needs?
00:38:20And girl, I got what I needed last
00:38:22night. Go on.
00:38:24You're blushing. What?
00:38:26No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:28Why? Sex is a
00:38:30beautiful thing.
00:38:32What did he do that made it so
00:38:34good?
00:38:36Remember how you kissed him at the
00:38:38Drink or Dare party? Yeah, I remember.
00:38:40The night
00:38:42that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this
00:38:46crazy tongue thing that he did and he
00:38:48licked your whole face off?
00:38:50Let's just say
00:38:52that works better
00:38:54elsewhere. That was the
00:38:56night that Trevor gave me my first real
00:38:58kiss. The night that
00:39:00forever changed my life.
00:39:02Oh my god. Martha, stop
00:39:04it. What? Am I just
00:39:06too sad for you? Yeah.
00:39:08Actually, you're really sad, Martha.
00:39:10Because you know what? I'm your best friend and
00:39:12all we ever talk about is you. When was
00:39:14the last time we talked about me? Literally
00:39:16just now. I have
00:39:18been sleeping with Drew for a month
00:39:20and you just heard about it.
00:39:22Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:39:24Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:39:26He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:28I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death
00:39:30of my boyfriend. He
00:39:32was not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy
00:39:36that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:38You're being a bitch. Good.
00:39:40Bye!
00:39:42What?
00:39:48What do you want?
00:39:50Martha! Oh.
00:39:52Hi, Drew. What do you want?
00:39:54I was just calling to do a little
00:39:56undercover work. Yeah? You know,
00:39:58a little secret detective. Just tell me
00:40:00what you want, Drew. Okay, sorry.
00:40:02I was just wondering
00:40:04what's Deb's favorite color? Oh.
00:40:06Sorry, uh, it's orange.
00:40:08Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you.
00:40:12I've just been having
00:40:14not a great day.
00:40:16That's Trev's hat, isn't it? Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:24I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:30You were there? No, but he called me
00:40:32that morning. He told me that he was
00:40:34really serious about you
00:40:36and I didn't believe
00:40:38that he'd be serious until he
00:40:40got rid of the one night stand box.
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box
00:40:44together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that
00:40:50doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:52That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:54Oh, it feels like it. They say Trevor
00:40:56tried to get out of the way, but
00:40:58his ankle seized up and he
00:41:00couldn't move.
00:41:02Stupid old injury.
00:41:04Sorry, what injury?
00:41:06You know, Trevor hurt his ankle
00:41:08during football. Really?
00:41:10Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks
00:41:12before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:14I didn't know him then. What?
00:41:16I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:18We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:24So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:26Trevor had a twin? Yeah.
00:41:28Taylor. Super hot.
00:41:30She goes to school here too.
00:41:32I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:34I'll be introducing Deb to my family soon too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:38In case you die?
00:41:40I think we're ready to take the next step
00:41:42to make it official.
00:41:44That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange
00:41:48flowers. Hey,
00:41:50Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:52The dude loved blue. You know he was
00:41:54almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:58Yeah. I guess there's a lot you didn't know
00:42:00about him. I guess so.
00:42:02Thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:04Catch you later.
00:42:10Oh, study buddies!
00:42:18Hey!
00:42:20Wasn't sure if you were going to make it. Yeah, sorry.
00:42:22I'm late. No, don't apologize.
00:42:24I've been late
00:42:26a thousand times.
00:42:28It's something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay? Yeah.
00:42:32Deb and I just got in a big fight
00:42:34about Trevor. Your ex-boyfriend
00:42:36who died? Yeah.
00:42:38And then Drew called me and told me that I
00:42:40didn't really know him. Wow.
00:42:42That's dickish. Well, he didn't
00:42:44actually say that and
00:42:46anyway, he's right. How are you
00:42:48and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing
00:42:52and I need to move on. Well, I think
00:42:54you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:56You know, someone once told me it takes
00:42:58half the amount of time you're in the relationship
00:43:00to get over them. So,
00:43:02it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week and we were
00:43:14in a fight for, like, half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:18And he wasn't even my real boyfriend! I mean,
00:43:20we had sex so he wasn't, like, not my boyfriend
00:43:22but why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no. This is good. This is good. It's starting to make
00:43:26more sense now. What, that I'm
00:43:28a fool? No, that you're still
00:43:30processing. You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:32Give yourself time.
00:43:34It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:38Oh, it's
00:43:40Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it. I'll just be here reading
00:43:44about Napoleon's small
00:43:46army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb. Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so
00:43:56sorry. I owe you a huge
00:43:58apology. No, I do.
00:44:00You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke? Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry
00:44:10for being a selfish friend and I
00:44:12promise I will always be here
00:44:14to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to
00:44:18this. And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such
00:44:22a big deal. And then waking up
00:44:24the very next day and finding out that
00:44:26the guy you lost your virginity to is
00:44:28dead.
00:44:30Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:36Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:38I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation
00:44:42and then we can pick this up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:44Okay, bye. Oh my
00:44:46god!
00:44:52Hey, Deb.
00:44:54I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late
00:44:58with his part again.
00:45:00Deb?
00:45:02Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:06Oh my god!
00:45:08Oh my god!
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:12I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:14I peed on it.
00:45:16I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex
00:45:22and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness
00:45:26is only 98%, so this is a
00:45:28fascinating case study. Martha!
00:45:30Sorry. Not being
00:45:32helpful.
00:45:34Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:36I don't know. I have so many plans
00:45:38for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be
00:45:40a mom. Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:42He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:46I can't. He's taking me to see his
00:45:48parents tonight. He's taking me to see
00:45:50his parents tonight. Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional
00:45:54and they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:56and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb. Drew
00:46:00loves you. I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents
00:46:04will come around too.
00:46:06Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later. Okay.
00:46:12Good luck.
00:46:14Well, hello,
00:46:16my beautiful lady. I require
00:46:18your assistance in selecting the appropriate
00:46:20attire for this evening. What do you think?
00:46:22Blue? Orange?
00:46:24Orange. It matches
00:46:26my dress. Is that new
00:46:28mascara you're wearing? You look
00:46:30smoldering. Um,
00:46:32Drew B, I have
00:46:34something that I need to tell you.
00:46:36Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:38You do?
00:46:40You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:42Cheese?
00:46:44But don't worry. I already explained the whole
00:46:46veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:48And she totally gets it now.
00:46:50She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:52I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:54So, are you excited to meet my parents
00:46:56tonight? Because they are
00:46:58stoked to meet you.
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:02Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:04They're not gonna be very stoked
00:47:06about me.
00:47:08Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no.
00:47:16Really? Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's gonna
00:47:20absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady,
00:47:24are perfect. Trust me, okay?
00:47:26I'll see you soon.
00:47:34How'd it go? I couldn't
00:47:36tell him. Deb, it's his baby. You have
00:47:38to tell him at some point. Nope.
00:47:40I just gotta make it through tonight
00:47:42because his parents
00:47:44are so excited to meet me
00:47:46and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:48because I'm just bloated.
00:47:50So, I will tell him
00:47:52when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:56We gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:58You got this, Deb!
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:02Got this, got this,
00:48:04got this, got this.
00:48:06Got this, got this.
00:48:28I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tilla,
00:48:36sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What? Ew, no.
00:48:40Hey, hey, are you in the
00:48:42Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes. I knew
00:48:46I recognized it.
00:48:48I peeped there once during a ranger.
00:48:50So,
00:48:52is Drew having a party?
00:48:54I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:56Oh, the food's that bad? No,
00:48:58I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, that's no way
00:49:04to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:06Alright, listen, I need help
00:49:08on our French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:16You look different.
00:49:18What do you mean?
00:49:20Oh my god. What?
00:49:22What? Are you pregnant?
00:49:24No! How can you tell?
00:49:26I have a sixth sense
00:49:28for these kinds of things.
00:49:30Oh my god. Do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh my god. You haven't told Drew
00:49:34yet, have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just
00:49:42changing my tampons.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that she wanted me
00:49:46to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:48She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:50No.
00:49:52Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:54No, Drew, babe.
00:49:56I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:58You just go back into dinner
00:50:00and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Uh, okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do!
00:50:06Say no.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn
00:50:12is oblivious. She thinks all girls
00:50:14are angels. She even called me an angel
00:50:16one time after I threw up a liter
00:50:18of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just go back out there
00:50:24and tell them you were up late studying
00:50:26and you feel like shit and then
00:50:28go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:34That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:42Are you mad
00:50:44at me, babe?
00:50:46No.
00:50:48Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:50I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:52No.
00:50:54Did I upset you?
00:50:56I ruined everything tonight.
00:50:58You didn't, babe. My mom loved you.
00:51:00She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:02If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:04Babe,
00:51:06what are you talking about?
00:51:08Check my purse.
00:51:18Um...
00:51:20What am I looking for?
00:51:24Oh, my God.
00:51:26I'm so sorry.
00:51:28Yeah!
00:51:30Woo!
00:51:32Oh, man!
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:38Devastated?
00:51:40Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:42You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:50Deborah Davis.
00:51:52Deborah Davis.
00:51:54Will you...
00:51:56Period! Period!
00:51:58Period! I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set,
00:52:04match!
00:52:16Hey, what's up?
00:52:18What?
00:52:20I have a planning study sesh planned for us tonight
00:52:22that doesn't include books.
00:52:24Um, how is that studying?
00:52:26You'll see.
00:52:28First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:30Uh, what?
00:52:32Just do it.
00:52:34Quick!
00:52:36And then
00:52:38turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:40Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha,
00:52:44a little trust, please.
00:52:46So, are you going to tell me what we're doing,
00:52:48or...
00:52:50The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic,
00:52:52which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:56Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:58That actually sounds fun.
00:53:00I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:02Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:12Oh, wait!
00:53:14Hold on one second.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:24Weird!
00:53:26This takeout delivery guy just showed up,
00:53:28and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:30I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:34Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry,
00:53:36so I ordered us French food.
00:53:38Because of Napoleon.
00:53:40Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:42Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be.
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:48It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52Oh.
00:53:54Sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:56I've been wanting to ask you out,
00:53:58but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet
00:54:00after Trevor,
00:54:02so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing
00:54:04and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:08Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:14We're study buddies!
00:54:16What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well
00:54:18and then things get awkward
00:54:20and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies,
00:54:24then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well,
00:54:30yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:36Brett!
00:54:38Look, my motto is to live in the now,
00:54:40so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future
00:54:42is pointless.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46And if it does get awkward,
00:54:48I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:50That's a bad choice.
00:54:52I live my life from one awkward moment to the next
00:54:54and I do not recommend it.
00:54:56Well, you should.
00:54:58Tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:00Such as?
00:55:02Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:04If you're not doing things that scare you,
00:55:06you're not living life.
00:55:08You know what?
00:55:10I guess you have a point.
00:55:12All right.
00:55:14Let's do this date.
00:55:16Excellent.
00:55:18Bon Appetit.
00:55:20These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:22So,
00:55:24question.
00:55:26If you knew you were going to die
00:55:28in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours
00:55:34and then...
00:55:36But you're going to die.
00:55:38Dead. Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:42Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:46I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:48Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:50No.
00:55:52Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:54Yes.
00:55:56But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:58Oh no.
00:56:00No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:02I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:04that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first
00:56:08kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:10You know it.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14If I
00:56:16was going to die in 30 days,
00:56:18I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:22I'd spend all my money on an expensive
00:56:24designer jacket.
00:56:26There you go.
00:56:28And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:30A lot.
00:56:32Kissing's the best.
00:56:34Kissing's the best.
00:56:36I know.
00:56:38What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:40I guess I'd have to say
00:56:42my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:46My jawline,
00:56:48collarbone,
00:56:50even my fingers.
00:56:52It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:54This is embarrassing.
00:56:56No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:58What about you?
00:57:00I'd like to be kissed.
00:57:02Like in your apartment,
00:57:04or walking down the street.
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:08Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:10It is.
00:57:12Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:14No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right.
00:57:18Well, don't.
00:57:20Is what I was going to say.
00:57:22You don't have to do that.
00:57:24No, it's not.
00:57:26It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:28Heh.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does.
00:57:40Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:44And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48Great, but I don't want to die
00:57:50only having had sex one time
00:57:52and only kissing two people. That's pathetic!
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people
00:57:56but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people
00:58:02and what if one of them was
00:58:04my perfect match?
00:58:06And now he's dead.
00:58:08No, I didn't...
00:58:10Yeah, you sure did. So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:12We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:16Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:18And so now he's dead and I can either have
00:58:20a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:24If I had any of those kisses or anything like Drew Longhorn's
00:58:26I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:32I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:38Uh...
00:58:54You did this, didn't you?
00:58:56I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:58The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:00Oh, come on!
00:59:02He has a sign that says,
00:59:04For Martha.
00:59:06I asked my roommate to play romantic
00:59:08French music, but
00:59:10he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:14You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete
00:59:18disaster.
00:59:20No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:22It's okay, we can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:26Please. This is actually
00:59:28one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night
00:59:32like this just for me.
00:59:34Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates
00:59:36and that is fine.
00:59:38But...
00:59:40crying in the middle of it?
00:59:42It's not a good sign.
00:59:46And look, I should never have pushed you so far
00:59:48out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
00:59:54I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:56No, don't apologise.
00:59:58No, you planned the sweetest
01:00:00date ever and I brought up my dead
01:00:02boyfriend and cried.
01:00:04Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin
01:00:08anything.
01:00:10Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and
01:00:12I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're
01:00:18incredibly real.
01:00:20I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because
01:00:22let's be honest, you
01:00:24say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:32So...
01:00:36Any other surprises?
01:00:38No, that was the last one.
01:00:40Then while our guitarist is on a break,
01:00:42I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:46But there's one condition.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:50Like, in our rooms?
01:00:52Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no.
01:00:56Stand up, right here, right now.
01:00:58Dance with me.
01:01:00I've been waiting all night
01:01:02for you to come and make it right.
01:01:04I thought you never
01:01:06heard me
01:01:08like the way you did tonight.
01:01:10Wait, hang on. I've got the best
01:01:12idea.
01:01:14Ooh!
01:01:16I'm gonna be alright.
01:01:18Be alright.
01:01:20I don't need you.
01:01:22I don't need you.
01:01:24I don't need you.
01:01:26I don't need you.
01:01:28I don't need you.
01:01:30I don't need you.
01:01:32I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:01:34I don't need you.
01:01:38That was so much fun!
01:01:40Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha? Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people
01:01:54in your lifetime. Oh yeah? How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:16Why are you calling me?
01:02:18Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:22And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know
01:02:26about Brett.
01:02:28What?