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00:08Truth or dare?
00:11How old are you?
00:13What?
00:15I'm Mr. Games.
00:17Okay.
00:19Uh, then truth.
00:22I gotta be honest, I was hoping you'd say dare.
00:26Yeah, obviously, but I gotta make you work for it.
00:30Okay.
00:33Why'd you break up with Joe?
00:36Okay, so we, him and I, yeah, we know each other.
00:40Like, uh, diapers and playdates know each other.
00:42That is Tim.
00:44And we haven't been this alone since before he made out
00:46with Lauren Phillips in seventh grade under the bleachers.
00:49And now he wants to know why I broke up with Joe.
00:53I have a... I have a pretty convincing, like,
00:56chill girl thing going for me here right now,
00:58but it is wearing thin.
01:00And I might just blurt out the truth.
01:02Like, the actual truth.
01:05Like, uh, like, uh, oh, you know, I was just, uh,
01:09dating Joe because you were dating Stephanie,
01:11and it's better than being alone, right?
01:13By the way, I am completely in love with you.
01:16I mean, have you seen Tim?
01:19Seriously, look at him.
01:22We are so alone right now.
01:26On his couch.
01:28And our legs are touching.
01:30No, Greta, chill.
01:32Be chill, be cool.
01:34Chill girl Greta.
01:38You know, he just wasn't my type.
01:41So what's your type then?
01:43Well, it's a...
01:45Not so fast.
01:46You already got your question, and now it's my turn.
01:49You're no fun.
01:50What? Come on, truth or dare?
01:56Dare.
01:58Okay.
02:00If you insist.
02:02Take your pants off.
02:03I just told him to take his pants off, right?
02:05No, Greta, chill.
02:07Chill.
02:09Be chill.
02:11I don't know why I dare you to take your shirt off.
02:14What?
02:25Is my gym time paying off or something?
02:28I mean, I guess so.
02:30Meanwhile, I'm taking, like, need to upgrade my iCloud storage amount of mental pictures right now.
02:35Truth or dare, Greta?
02:37Truth.
02:39Come on, again?
02:40Well, I am just following the rules.
02:43Um, all right, let me think.
02:45Well, if you're just going to ask me what my type is again, I can just tell you.
02:49Wrong.
02:51I'm over that.
02:53And I already know your type.
02:55No, you don't.
02:57We'll see about that.
03:00What's your biggest turn-on?
03:01Confidence.
03:03That is such a cop-out.
03:04What? It's true.
03:05I meant physical stuff, like...
03:07Okay, you did not specify that the turn-on had to be physical.
03:10I am an expert rule follower, so I would know.
03:12Well, that answered your question, and now it is my turn.
03:14Truth or dare?
03:16Damn, Greta.
03:17That was, uh, kind of hot.
03:21What do you mean?
03:22You know, like, taking control like that.
03:27Well, I guess if you really want to know, uh, in terms of physical stuff, I like back rubs.
03:34Your back? Really?
03:36Yeah. Yeah.
03:39Being touched there, it, like, releases something inside of me.
03:42Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Releases something inside of me?
03:47I sound like one of those bad romance novels that my mom pretends not to read,
03:50but secretly wishes my dad would notice so they could spice things up.
03:53Ew.
03:55What? You don't like back rubs?
03:58I like them. Sure.
04:01But they don't turn you on?
04:03Okay, maybe I read one or two of those books.
04:06I guess what we're doing right now kind of does it for me.
04:09Uh, you know, seeing the walls come down, getting vulnerable together.
04:15I don't know. I guess I'm into that kind of...
04:18Intimacy?
04:20Yeah. Intimacy.
04:26Did he just say he gets turned on by emotional connection?
04:31This is perfect.
04:34This is my chance.
04:37Okay. Uh, truth or dare?
04:43Truth.
04:46Have you ever had a crush on me?
04:50Have you ever had a crush on me?
04:58Yeah. I have.
05:02Really? When? Why?
05:05Greta, come on.
05:10Truth or dare?
05:12Seriously?
05:14You're the one who keeps mentioning all the rules.
05:16Fine. Truth.
05:17Dude. Again?
05:19Okay, first of all, bro, don't call me dude,
05:21and I'm going to keep choosing it as long as you keep reacting like that.
05:24Whatever.
05:32Have you ever had a crush on me?
05:35Yeah. Oh, my God, did I just say that out loud?
05:39I mean, I want to keep going, but...
05:42Everybody likes Tammy.
05:44Like, everyone.
05:46Like, sophomore year, two senior girls asked him to prom.
05:50Two.
05:53And now he is dating Stephanie.
05:58And there are just some lines that I can't cross.
06:03I mean, I guess it's good to find out where those lines are, though, right?
06:08Just to know.
06:11It's good to know.
06:13Okay.
06:15So, truth or dare?
06:18Dare.
06:20I dare you to give me a massage.
06:22On my back. A massage on my back.
06:25Okay.
06:28Take your shirt off.
06:30I mean, no, not to be gross.
06:32Like, seriously. I won't even look.
06:35Hey, we're being vulnerable, right?
06:43Um...
06:45You should probably turn around.
07:01Is this, uh, releasing something inside of you?
07:05Releasing something inside of you?
07:07God, you are such a butt.
07:10I'm sorry.
07:13I couldn't help it.
07:15All right.
07:18Truth or dare?
07:21Dare.
07:23Ooh, taking a risk.
07:26I love it.
07:28I love it.
07:30I dare you to tell me what's on your mind.
07:34Right now. At this very second.
07:37What do you mean?
07:40You have this habit of, like, disappearing into your thoughts.
07:45A lot.
07:47You've been doing it all night.
07:48I have not.
07:50You're doing it right now.
07:52You do it when you're nervous.
07:53I am not nervous.
07:55Okay, well, like, a good nervous.
08:00We don't need to talk about it.
08:02No, the dare was literally to talk about it, Greta.
08:07Okay.
08:09I have a crush on you.
08:13I have.
08:15I have.
08:17For a long time.
08:20But, uh, you know you're dating Stephanie.
08:24And so, up until tonight,
08:27I thought it was better just to avoid you.
08:30Rather...
08:33Oh, God, I'm sorry.
08:35I am really happy that you are so happy.
08:39And I should probably just go.
08:42And I...
08:44Greta.
08:49I'm not dating Stephanie anymore.
08:52You're not?
08:54No.
08:57We broke up.
08:59And...
09:02The thing is, you're right.
09:05I shouldn't have started playing this game with you either.
09:09Oh.
09:10Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
09:12No, no, no.
09:14Shit.
09:16I...
09:18What I mean is, I shouldn't have started playing this game with you
09:21without telling you
09:26that I have a huge crush on you.
09:28As in, currently.
09:31Right now.
09:34And for a while.
09:37Seriously?
09:41Probably should have started with that, maybe.
09:43You think?
09:45Truth or dare?
09:48Dare.
09:51I dare you to kiss me.
09:53As in, currently.
09:55Right now.
09:57And for a while.
10:18Dude, leave!
10:27It's weird that you're still here.
10:29No!
10:46So it's officially been 24 hours since I made out with Tim
10:49and I still haven't heard from him.
10:51I am completely spiraling.
10:53And apparently I'm physically incapable of taking sexy pics of myself.
10:57This is my most effortlessly cool vibe
11:00and it's neither effortless nor cool.
11:04But, you know, if I want to start the process of taking a casual make-out session
11:07and turning it into a relationship,
11:10I have to make sure he wants it.
11:12And, yeah, Tim said he's into me,
11:14but how can you ever really know, you know?
11:19Okay, so I may have internalized some trust issues from my past relationship,
11:22but I'm working on it.
11:24And for now, it's time to drop some thirst.
11:27A FaceTime?
11:29This must be serious.
11:31Oh, this is CJ, my best friend.
11:34Well, kind of really my only friend.
11:36But she knows all the hawk-offs and I'm always totally here for it.
11:39Hey! Hey!
11:41A FaceTime without a text, this must be good.
11:43Ooh, did someone get caught giving a blowjob in the boys' locker room again?
11:46Girl, this is no time for jokes.
11:49What? All I'm saying is a bitch hat without a text before
11:51is like in the 90s when someone would just show up at your house without calling.
11:54Greta, this is a serious conversation about the state of our friendship.
11:59Is this about me not wanting to let you borrow my AirPods?
12:01Because I told you, I think it's gross.
12:03My ears are so clean, though, and...
12:05No, Greta, this is about me finding out that you had sex with Tim Edo
12:09from someone who is not you.
12:11Oh, what? Wait, what?
12:14Yeah, exactly, like...
12:16Are we even friends anymore?
12:18This is something you tell your standard science partner-level acquaintance.
12:22I told you about me and Becky Griselman,
12:24and not even my therapist knows about that.
12:27CJ, how did you find out that I had sex with Tim?
12:30Oh, so that's how it is?
12:32Been friends since the seventh grade when I gave you your first tampon,
12:36and all I get is, I didn't tell you because I didn't.
12:40Because I didn't. Because I didn't.
12:44Oh, thank God. I thought our friendship was falling apart.
12:47Hello? CJ's still fully panicking over here.
12:50Who told you this?
12:52You know I can't rule my sources.
12:55I swear, I'm gonna drive over to her house
12:58and suffocate her with a pillow.
13:00And suffocate her with a pillow.
13:02Okay, you need to chill.
13:05Tell me to chill one more time.
13:07One more time.
13:08I swear to f***ing God, if she tells me to chill one more time...
13:10Okay, okay, okay.
13:12It was Rama.
13:14Who?
13:15Rama. She's, like, a year below us.
13:17Her brother's on the soccer team with Tim.
13:19She has the most gorgeous eyes,
13:21and her cheekbones are, like, poppin'.
13:23Honestly, I think she's maybe, like, the coolest person I know.
13:27CJ, call her. Right now.
13:31Greta, I don't even know if she's intimate like that.
13:35This is a slow process.
13:37I can't just go around calling my crushes like a normie.
13:40CJ, I'm in full-blown panic attack mode right now. Please.
13:44Okay, fine, fine. I'll do it.
13:46Just, um, practice your breaths.
13:49Are you calling her? Or what?
13:52Yes. Right now.
13:54Look, just, um, be chill.
13:56And if she mentions our band,
13:58just say that in between it feels like Belle and Sebastian.
14:01Just, um, don't get too specific, because I don't really know.
14:03What? CJ, no, just focus.
14:06Hey, thanks for joining.
14:09Yeah, of course.
14:11We've been DMing, so...
14:14I so seriously can't with them right now.
14:17Hey, girly. I'm Greta. Thanks so much for hopping on.
14:21Hey, Greta. I'm Rama.
14:24Only been in, like, seven of the same classes as you.
14:27So, so, so, hey, listen.
14:29Um, Greta had some questions about what you told me earlier.
14:32Sure, shoot.
14:34Uh, so what exactly did your brother say about Tim and me?
14:38He said that he heard you and Tim hooked up at a party last night.
14:42Like, hooked up or had sex?
14:45Hooked up means had sex.
14:47Does it? That does it, though.
14:49Definitely, yeah.
14:51Yeah, Greta, you already know. We've talked about this.
14:53I still don't think it does.
14:55Okay, well, listen, uh, Tim and I didn't have sex,
14:58so, uh, who even told your brother that?
15:00Probably Tim. Also, bummer.
15:03He's a babe. I was impressed.
15:06And here I was, thinking Tim was different.
15:08You know, we've seen each other's naked baby pics.
15:10When he was seven, he came over to my house and peed his pants.
15:14This just doesn't make any sense.
15:16I mean, they're totally gonna do it eventually, so...
15:19Uh, so can you, like, tell your brother that we didn't?
15:22Uh, I mean, I don't think that's really gonna help.
15:25What do you mean?
15:27So, like, everyone already knows?
15:30Did she say everyone?
15:32Shit.
15:34Who is blowing you up right now?
15:36Joe.
15:38Who is Joe?
15:40Her ex.
15:41Let me paint you a little word picture
15:43about what it means that Joe is texting me.
15:45If we were in a submarine in one of those boring old Navy movies
15:48my dad likes to watch, water just gushing in,
15:51red lights blinking everywhere,
15:53sirens blaring in the distance,
15:55and an old white guy standing in a corner
15:57screaming, we're taking on water!
15:59As if that wasn't already obvious enough.
16:05Oh, well, that's my cue to leave, CJ.
16:08I'll catch you on Monday.
16:14Greta, don't you answer that.
16:16You are past this period.
16:20Greta, don't you answer that.
16:22You are past this period.
16:27Remember those trust issues I mentioned earlier?
16:30Yeah, those are from Joe.
16:32He was my first...
16:34well, my first everything, including my first breakup,
16:37and he did not take it very well.
16:40We haven't really talked since.
16:42But that was, like, six whole weeks ago.
16:44Okay, hello, where are you?
16:46Are you imploding right now? Talk to me. What's going on?
16:48Yeah, of course I am, Sage. My life is falling apart.
16:50The guy I have a crush on is lying, telling people that we had sex,
16:53and now my ex is texting me.
16:55Correction. Now my ex is FaceTiming me.
16:59What are you gonna do?
17:01I don't know. I guess answer?
17:03I mean, if he thinks Tim and I had sex, I get it,
17:05but he should at least know the truth.
17:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:10You don't owe Joe anything.
17:12F*** him, and it's simply gel in my hair.
17:15No, yeah, you're right.
17:17But, I don't know, I just don't want things to be weird between us.
17:20I always hoped that we could be, like, cordial.
17:24Yeah, okay, no, I gotta go.
17:26Hey, hey, hey, I love you, Greta.
17:28This is all gonna work out, okay?
17:30Yeah, I love you, too. I'll keep you posted.
17:32Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
17:34Maybe this is a bad idea.
17:37Maybe this is a bad idea.
17:39So long, looking back on what we've made.
17:49Hey, I didn't think you'd answer.
17:52Then why'd you call?
17:54And why are you reading in your kitchen?
17:56I have macarons in the oven.
17:59Look, Greta, is it true?
18:03No, no, it's not true.
18:06So you didn't hook up with Tim?
18:08I didn't have sex with Tim.
18:13Guess I'm just surprised you're moving on so quickly.
18:16Listen, I figured if there was a lie floating around about you,
18:19I'd like to know the truth, but I don't really owe you an explanation.
18:23Okay, I get it.
18:25Still, I can't believe Tim would lie like that.
18:28Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't get it.
18:32I mean, he's a jock. What'd you expect?
18:35Well, that's all. I'm gonna go.
18:37No, Greta, wait.
18:39Cue the try-and-win-Greta-back speech in three, two...
18:42Look, Greta, it's just that I miss you.
18:45I can't stop thinking about you.
18:47We had a good thing. I still journal about you.
18:50I just, I don't know what to do with all of that.
18:52Yeah, well, Joe, there's a reason why we didn't work out.
18:55I only remember the good things.
18:57Oh, do you?
18:59Okay, well, here's a refresher.
19:01You were pretentious and made fun of my friends
19:03and the things I said.
19:05You were pretentious and made fun of my friends
19:07and the things I liked.
19:08And you made me watch Annie Hall like six times
19:10even though Woody Allen married his daughter.
19:12And you never wanted to do any fun high school things
19:14even though, Joe, you are in high school.
19:17Okay, first of all,
19:19you have to be able to separate the art from the artist.
19:23Secondly, I know.
19:25Okay, I've been working on myself, though.
19:27I'm not as judgmental.
19:29I have a more open mind now.
19:31Like, I started listening to Tame Impala.
19:34Remember, you used to tell me to listen to Tame Impala,
19:36and I would say there are music for bros
19:38who want to feel cool, but I started listening,
19:41and I don't hate them.
19:43You weren't totally wrong.
19:45Well, that is... that's great, Joe.
19:48I am so happy that you have found Tame Impala.
19:52So, um, maybe we could meet up sometime
19:57and listen to them together?
20:05Did you see that text?
20:07He thinks I'm telling people.
20:09Why would he say that?
20:11Who are you texting right now?
20:13I just laid my heart out to you.
20:15Are you serious right now?
20:17Joe, we are not getting back together.
20:29So, truly, a lot has happened in the past ten minutes.
20:33You know, it sounds kind of crazy,
20:34but sometimes I feel like my life's like a TV show or something.
20:37What is taking him so long?
20:39Oh, okay. There he is.
20:41Be calm. Greta, be cool.
20:43Be even-keeled. Chilled out.
20:46Greta.
20:48Greta, hey.
20:49Oh, hey, Tim.
20:51So, you're not telling people we had sex?
20:54No, I thought you were.
20:56Definitely not. I wouldn't do that.
20:59Yeah, I didn't think so,
21:01when I heard you were telling everyone on the soccer team.
21:03I told people on the soccer team we made out,
21:05but definitely that we did not have sex.
21:08Why are you telling people anything at all?
21:10Okay, sorry, it might be stupid,
21:12but I've been really nervous ever since last night.
21:15And it's not like I've heard from you at all.
21:18Nervous about what? Nervous about what?
21:24Well, Greta,
21:26I really, really like you.
21:29I liked you before.
21:31I told you that.
21:33But after last night, I...
21:38I can't stop thinking about you.
21:41And I just didn't know what to do.
21:44So I talked to a friend,
21:47just to get advice.
21:49Because, you know, I...
21:52Because what?
21:55You're going to make me say it.
21:57Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, definitely need to hear you say it.
22:03I...
22:05I don't want this to be just a casual one-time hookup, Greta.
22:10I... I like...
22:12I want to date you.
22:15But the only thing is,
22:17I've only really been with one other person.
22:20So I just needed someone to talk through it with.
22:23Well...
22:26I've been nervous, too.
22:29Because I feel the exact same way.
22:32But, hey, next time you're nervous,
22:34maybe don't tell the entire soccer team
22:37and come to me instead,
22:39and we can figure it out...
22:41together.
22:43Okay. Deal.
22:45Okay.
22:47I will, uh...
22:50talk to you tomorrow.
22:53Uh...
22:55I mean, what are you doing right now?
22:57We can just keep talking.
22:59Unless you're too busy. I mean...
23:01No, no, yeah, yeah, let's, uh...
23:04Let's just keep talking, then.
23:06Dude, Greta, your room is dope.
23:10It's, like, effortlessly cool.
23:14Like, as you can tell, my room is just regular mess.
23:23Okay.
23:25Who is your biggest celebrity crush? Go.
23:28You really want to go there?
23:30Yeah, definitely. Give me all the juice.
23:33Okay.
23:35Um, I know it's a bit basic,
23:37but Zendaya.
23:39Oh, my God, no, you totally stole mine.
23:41I'm, like, a simp for Zendaya.
23:43She is so hot. I can't. I can't.
23:45Okay, this is, like, hour two
23:47of completely normal conversation with Tim.
23:50This is, like, relationship goals Instagram page worthy.
23:54He likes Zendaya.
23:56I like Zendaya.
23:58Huh?
24:00Then that's it. No Greta overthinking.
24:02Anxiety?
24:04You there?
24:06See? Nothing.
24:08Wait, you think she's sexy, too?
24:10Yeah, of course. I mean, doesn't everyone?
24:12She's, like, the 2020 hot girl version of Prince.
24:15Everyone is attracted to her.
24:17Okay, good.
24:19Because I was kind of holding back.
24:22Because you know how people can get sometimes.
24:25But...
24:27Zendaya?
24:29Oh.
24:31I love her.
24:35Greta, this is, like, so refreshing.
24:37Like, I'm glad we can be honest about this kind of stuff, you know?
24:40Yeah, totally.
24:42I mean, jealousy is just, like, so passe.
24:45Okay, and anxiety is back.
24:48Hear me out.
24:50I felt Tim's dick through his pants while we were making out.
24:52And even then, the look he gave me wasn't even close to the look he just gave imaginary Zendaya.
24:55I need to make him look at me like that.
24:58I want to be the object of his undying teenage desire.
25:01Whoa.
25:03Did you hear that?
25:05That sounds like the idea train pulling into Greta Station.
25:08You're gonna love this.
25:10Yeah, totally.
25:12I mean...
25:14I'm just so glad you're...chill.
25:16Yeah, totes. Um, I actually have to go.
25:18Can I call you back in a bit?
25:20Yeah.
25:22Wait, what's...a bit?
25:24Okay, TTYL, bye!
25:26Showtime.
25:31I know what you're thinking.
25:33Greta, you genius.
25:35Phone sex is the perfect way to capture Tim's attention.
25:37And...
25:39Yes, my anxiety has often led me to some bad ideas in the past.
25:43But this? Definitely a good one.
25:46I mean, if the goal is to have Tim look at me like I'm sexy,
25:49like, um, gee, Zendaya's so hot.
25:52Sexy?
25:54Then this is the fastest way to do it.
25:56Then this is the fastest way to do it.
25:58Okay.
26:00Let's go.
26:02Come on, Greta, just sex it up.
26:04You've got this.
26:06Come on.
26:16Hey.
26:18That was...quick.
26:20Hey, Tim.
26:22I just had to, uh, get ready for a shower.
26:24Well, I mean, if you're about to take a shower,
26:26you can call me back after.
26:28I know you said a bit, but take your time.
26:31Well, actually...
26:34I was hoping that you'd keep me company
26:38while the water warms up.
26:41I wish you were here right now.
26:44What?
26:46Greta, I can't hear you.
26:48I wish you were here right now.
26:51I can't hear you.
26:59Is this better?
27:01Yeah.
27:03Yeah.
27:05Look, Greta, can you just call me back after your shower?
27:10Is this not working? Is it too subtle?
27:12Why is he not taking the bait?
27:14I'll have to try something different.
27:17Yeah, for sure. I'll call you in a sec.
27:20All right, talk in a bit.
27:24What's that saying?
27:26If at first you don't succeed,
27:28try again, but this time try sexier?
27:31Sounds right to me.
27:35So, at first I thought this...
27:39was a little much.
27:41But after the cold shoulder Tim gave me pre-shower,
27:44I thought it couldn't hurt to dial up the sex appeal a bit.
27:47What?
27:58Greta, are you okay?
28:01Uh, yeah, just calling you back post-shower,
28:05like we talked about.
28:07Yeah, that was, like, over an hour ago.
28:10Can we talk tomorrow?
28:13Uh, tomorrow?
28:16Well, I'll call you in the morning.
28:21I can't be mad at him for that, right?
28:30So, uh, last night didn't go exactly as planned,
28:33but this is about as forward as I can be.
28:35Plus, I got up at, like, 6 a.m. on a Saturday for this,
28:38so it better work.
28:40Hey, I was just thinking about you.
28:43I was gonna give you a call before my run,
28:45but I didn't want to wake you up.
28:47Before his run?
28:49Yeah, no problem.
28:51You know me, just an early bird.
28:54Well, I'll call you back, okay,
28:56because I got, like, six more miles.
28:58Six more miles, six more miles.
29:00Yeah, sounds good.
29:03I'm going back to sleep.
29:05I'm going to bed.
29:08I'm going back to sleep.
29:17Oh, my God, it's Tim. I overslept.
29:20I am not prepared for this.
29:22He just finished a six-mile run,
29:24and here I am in bed looking like a potato.
29:27Should I answer?
29:32Are you still in bed?
29:36Yeah, you caught me.
29:38I knew you were in a morning person.
29:40Okay, but real, do you get up this early every day?
29:43Well, I mean, looking at you right now,
29:47you're making a pretty convincing case not to.
29:50Yeah, it is pretty cozy,
29:53but I can't say I get much done.
29:55You sure?
29:57I think we could get a lot done together.
30:02Oh, yeah?
30:05I mean, you look so good right now.
30:09Okay, but I look objectively so not good right now.
30:13But this does seem to be working.
30:16Uh, so what would we be doing if you were here?
30:21Come on, we are so close. Just a little bit more.
30:25I mean, we could pick up where we left off at the party.
30:29Yeah, maybe this time I wouldn't have to dare you
30:32to take your shirt off.
30:34Oh, I'll take off way more than that.
30:41Is, uh, is everything okay?
30:45Um, yeah, yeah.
30:50It's Stephanie.
30:54For those of you just tuning in,
30:56Tim and I were finally about to get all hot and heavy,
30:58and now his ex, Stephanie,
31:00who is literally the coolest girl in school,
31:02is blowing him up.
31:04I thought you guys broke up.
31:07Yeah, we did, but, uh,
31:09she's just going through a lot right now,
31:11and we're still friends.
31:13Still friends? Still friends?!
31:16I know what that means.
31:18That means your girl Greta is getting pushed to the side.
31:25Look, I know this sucks,
31:28but I have to call her.
31:30Um, I promise I'll explain everything later.
31:34I'll call you back after, and we'll continue this, okay?
31:38Yeah, okay. That's fine.
31:41Greta, thank you. You're the best.
31:48I, uh, so can't right now.
31:51I, uh, so can't right now.
31:55You know, I thought what we had was, like, a real thing.
31:58God, why does this always happen to me?
32:01Why can't things be simple?
32:03I mean, I like him, he likes me, and that's it.
32:05Instead, it's games of truth or dare.
32:08Instead of, you know, getting to the point
32:10or everyone thinking we had sex when we didn't.
32:13And, no, I just want him to tell me
32:15that he finds me attractive,
32:17and he ditches me to talk to his ex.
32:22Maybe I should just give up.
32:25Are you sure you want to watch me get dumped?
32:29Okay. Welcome to my nightmare.
32:35Is everything okay with Stephanie?
32:39Yeah, she's fine.
32:42Greta, are you okay?
32:45Uh, honestly, not really, Tim.
32:48You can talk to me.
32:51Greta, come on. It's me.
32:54Dude, do you even think I'm sexy?
32:56Like, are you even actually attracted to me?
32:58Dude, do you even think I'm sexy?
33:00Like, are you even actually attracted to me?
33:02What? Yeah, of course I am.
33:04What are you talking about right now?
33:07What am I talking about?
33:09Tim, I have been digitally throwing myself at you
33:11for the past 24 hours,
33:13and the first time you call me to start something,
33:15you hang up to talk to your ex.
33:17Okay, first off,
33:19Stephanie is going through a lot right now,
33:21and we're still friends.
33:24I'm not just gonna abandon her because we broke up.
33:27I need you to be okay with that.
33:30Actually, that is really admirable.
33:33No, you know what? I am still angry.
33:36You swear you're just friends?
33:39Yes, I swear.
33:42And Greta, if me and you ever broke up,
33:45and you needed me,
33:47I'd be there for you, too.
33:49Because, yes, I find you attractive and sexy.
33:53But before all that,
33:55we started as friends, remember?
33:57And I care about you as a person.
33:59It's impossible to stay mad at this guy.
34:02But it still doesn't explain why he keeps blowing me off.
34:06Yeah, Tim, you say that,
34:09but I called you in a towel,
34:11and you told me to call you back.
34:13I called you in the swimming pool.
34:15And I called you back.
34:17I called you in the Skimpia shirt I own,
34:19and you went to sleep.
34:21Is that what all this is about?
34:23You trying to be sexy?
34:26You don't need to do that.
34:29I already think you're sexy, Greta.
34:31I just want you to look at me
34:33the way you look when you talk about Zendaya.
34:37Are you serious?
34:39Greta, if I looked at you that way
34:41every time I thought you looked sexy,
34:43I would never stop.
34:46And besides, I don't want to be those gross guys
34:49always thinking about sex all the time, you know?
34:52Okay, but next time I call you in a towel,
34:56just know I'm trying to start something.
34:58You're always expecting the worst, aren't you?
35:01I feel so fully seen right now.