Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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04:10Hey, just make that half a minute
04:13because it looks like it's going to try it again.
04:20You watch the road. I'll watch that.
04:23Okay.
04:24It'll come again.
04:40It'll come again.
05:10Let's see if we can get a look at the plates.
05:17They ain't got no plates.
05:22Pull up before they knock us off the road.
05:25Get the belt.
05:26Trace the truck and that orange bomb for the license plate.
05:31Glad we live long enough to do it.
05:33Pull up, I said.
05:40I think we ought to chase after them, fellas, and teach them some manners.
05:44If he's using your mind, you know we better check on Uncle Jesse and Dave
05:47and make sure they're safe.
05:48Make sure they stay that way.
05:49Thanks, guys.
05:55All turns to Davis and Dave.
05:56Anything to you, darling.
05:59Let's head on over to the junkyard and see if we can pick us up a new fender.
06:02Well, you try.
06:02We better pick up a new right quarter panel, a left quarter panel.
06:05All right, all right.
06:06If you're wondering what all this has got to do with Enos joining the L.A. police,
06:10well, we're getting to that.
06:11Meanwhile, back in Hazzle,
06:13Boss was proving that it ain't but a short step from gluttony to gout.
06:16Cousin, Boss, where you been?
06:18I've been looking everywhere for you.
06:19Well, ain't a dang fool, but no, I've been out on the football field practicing placement
06:23kicking in my soft foot.
06:25What'd you want anyway?
06:26Well, I want to talk to you about getting a job.
06:27Yeah?
06:28Oh, gotcha!
06:29What about your job at the junkyard?
06:31I got fired.
06:32You did?
06:33Well, you came to the right man at the wrong time.
06:35I got this here gout.
06:37Oh, but don't forget, Cousin, Boss, I'm Ken.
06:39Yeah?
06:40Well, if you call being third cousin 20 times removed, Ken, then you can.
06:44Well, let me see what I got here on the vacancy list.
06:48Well, now, how about the garbage truck, Hilt?
06:51Garbage truck?
06:52Yeah, a piece of $10 a day in all your kinney.
06:55Oh, now, Cousin, Boss.
06:56All right, you can be official time sent, he could.
07:00Oh, okay.
07:08Come on, Miss Tisdale.
07:09Come on, Ann.
07:09You have to take a number just like everybody else.
07:12Yes, ma'am.
07:13Number one.
07:15It's me.
07:18Identification, Enos.
07:19Colleen, Miss Tisdale.
07:21You've been knowing me since I was born.
07:23Even before I was born.
07:24Sorry, Enos, but regulations is regulations.
07:29Thank you, Miss Tisdale.
07:30Bye.
07:30Bye.
07:31Ain't it a shame there ain't no place safe from bureaucracy?
07:34Hi, look.
07:35Hey, Boss.
07:35Hey, how are you?
07:36Hi, Daisy.
07:37Hey.
07:37Two letters in the same day.
07:39You know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you was carrying on some sort of mail-order romance.
07:42Oh, you know I wouldn't do that, Luke.
07:44These here are just two more answers to my police department job application.
07:48New York City and Philadelphia?
07:50Why, Enos, you're really going after the big time, ain't you?
07:52Golly, I've been turned down by so many police departments.
07:55I'm almost afraid to open these.
07:56Oh, go ahead, Enos.
07:58Open the one from New York.
07:59Yeah.
07:59All right.
08:01Yeah, you read it, Bo.
08:03It says right here, it says, try applying to the Chicago Police Department.
08:08I'll bet you'll have your choice of three or four big city jobs by this time tomorrow.
08:12You got it, Daisy.
08:13It seemed like I started sending out these applications when the postage was only three
08:18cent a letter.
08:19We all got a place to list all the important crimes you saw.
08:23All I could put down is rescuing Ms. Fenster's cat from a telephone pole and finding Adner
08:29Peabody's long johns after Hurricane of 72.
08:32You just keep filling out those applications, Enos.
08:34Well, I see y'all.
08:35Yeah.
08:36You know, friends, I bet ol' Abe Lincoln's qualifications didn't look too good on paper
08:40when he started out, either.
08:42Remember these old boys?
08:44Well, here's where things start picking up steam.
08:47The first duties of a good police dog is to take orders immediately.
08:51Now, get ready.
08:52All right.
08:53He's hot.
08:55He's hot.
08:58At ease.
08:59That's pretty good, Sheriff.
09:00He's got half of it down pat already.
09:02Enos, will you hush?
09:03You tipstick, you just hush.
09:05Okay, I'm going to teach you one now that's really important.
09:07This one's called fetch.
09:08You ready?
09:09Now, okay, here it comes.
09:10Now, get ready.
09:11Here it goes.
09:13Fetch.
09:14Fetch.
09:14Fetch means in French.
09:16That means for you to go get it, huh?
09:18Well, I'll tell you, I'm going to show you just this one time, okay?
09:21Now, you've got to snip it out.
09:26And then you snap it.
09:27Ow!
09:28And then you're with it.
09:32Okay?
09:35I didn't know these things were flavor.
09:40Reminded me, I ain't had lunch yet.
09:45Yeah, flash the hole down the porch, Sheriff.
09:50I'm going down to the heat pipe and get a corn dog.
09:53Good luck.
09:54Oh, God.
09:54Sorry, listen, you got it again, huh?
10:08Yeah, no thanks to you.
10:09Well, why are you blaming me?
10:11Well, you let me marry that bad sister of yours and now.
10:14All because of a rich cook and I got me the kelp.
10:17Is that hounder you're still breathing?
10:20That's flash.
10:21I got a good deal on him.
10:23I got him from the police gazette magazine.
10:26I'll tell you one thing, boss.
10:27He can smell a crook about a mile off.
10:29Don't touch it!
10:39Don't touch it!
10:39Don't touch it!
10:40Here, just take these latest wanted posters from Capital City.
10:44Pack them up, will you?
10:46Here.
10:46Oh, what do you got them other fool papers for, anyhow?
10:49Listen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lead Hazard, Mr. Hogg, to save my self-respect.
10:54Well, how much self-respect do you need?
10:57You're already the most self-respective deputy we got around here.
11:01I just can't go on taking part in all them dirty tricks you make us do.
11:06Dirty tricks?
11:07What dirty tricks?
11:08Name one.
11:08Go ahead.
11:09Name one of you, kid.
11:10We're setting up bead traps for the tourists.
11:12Putting up no parking signs where people's already parked.
11:16Faking detours to make all the highways past the boar's nest.
11:19Charging me mileage when I'm on patrol.
11:21You said name one.
11:22We don't need the whole history of Hazard County.
11:24Insisting that I'll buy a new uniform every three months from Mr. Hogg's dry goods store?
11:28Man, you look nice in it, didn't you?
11:30Oh, Sheriff, I just can't go on obeying y'all's orders to frame the Duke boys into jail.
11:35Well, that's the American way, isn't it?
11:38Do unto others before they do unto you?
11:41Oh, no, sir, Mr. Hogg, it ain't.
11:44And that's exactly why I've been trying to get another job someplace else.
11:48Man's got to do what he's got to do, Mr. Hogg.
11:50Well, you're going to do what you're going to do, and I'm about to do what I'm going to do.
11:57You're fired.
11:58Fired?
11:59Fired.
12:00Yeah, there's a Friday.
12:03You are hereby dismissed, discharged, disassembled, and disconnected.
12:07Don't let him see that car.
12:20I'm going to thank the motor vehicle department.
12:22They led us straight to that old football.
12:25The pickup's registered to the same address, a place called Duke Farm.
12:29Here you go.
12:36If he takes film now, he ought to be there by noon.
12:38Yeah, it says one day service.
12:40We ought to be able to get them things back out tomorrow afternoon.
12:44Tennis to him, Bo.
12:49Trying to realize you're such a big hurdy, get out of town, Enis.
12:51You must have six, seven letters there.
12:53I'm not in a hurry to get out of town, Bo.
12:55I love hazard.
12:56It's just that, well, Mr. Hogg fired me a fixed Friday.
13:00He what?
13:01What possessed me to do a stupid thing like that?
13:04I told him and the sheriff I wasn't going to take part in no more dirty tricks to frame y'all.
13:10See y'all.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Thanks a lot, Enis.
13:15Okay, Bo.
13:16See you, buddy.
13:19That ain't right, Bo.
13:21Come on.
13:21Let's do something about it.
13:23You know, snap and snarl and fight and get...
13:26Roscoe, we'd like a word with you about Enis.
13:31Oh, and what word would you like?
13:34Hockey puck, butterfingers, or just plain old dipstick?
13:39Roscoe, how could you let boss fire Enis when you know he does twice the work for half the pay as you or any deputy you've ever had?
13:45Bo, let me tell you something.
13:47I'm just as sorry about that as you are.
13:50Maybe even more so.
13:52But you know as well as I do that boss's word is law around here.
13:57And, you know, come Friday, you know where Enis' badge is going to be, don't you?
14:03It's going to be right here on the collar of this canine sleuth who works twice as fast, got a higher IQ, and works for dog biscuits.
14:15Well, I'm glad to see I ain't the only one who couldn't sleep.
14:18There's nothing better if we can't sleep than bread and milk, have some.
14:23So far it ain't working, though.
14:25Yeah, well, let's not try to kid ourselves.
14:26The only reason we're up is because we're all worried about Enis.
14:28I can't believe that after all these years of faithful service to Hazard County, this boss would treat him like that.
14:33Well, the way J.D. treats him, you'd think he's one of us dukes.
14:36Well, he practically is, isn't he?
14:38We've got to be able to do something.
14:40Wait a minute.
14:41I bet if we circulate a petition, that way we could get Boss Hogg, we could force him to do it.
14:46Well, everybody in Hazard County owes the boss money.
14:49What do you think he'd do if he saw their names on a petition?
14:51Uncle Jesse, there's got to be something we can do.
14:54Well, there's one thing for sure.
14:56We're not going to be able to help him if we're all bleary-eyed from lack of sleep.
15:00So let's get to bed and we'll attack it anew tomorrow.
15:03Yes, sir.
15:08Uncle Jesse, I...
15:10Yeah, baby.
15:12Tomorrow's a whole new day.
15:13We'll figure something out.
15:24Check the glove department with the pickup.
15:25Maybe she left the camera in there.
15:27You, Sir General, won't you ball?
15:28What if we don't find anything?
15:30We'll just have to pay the dukes a surprise visit.
15:36Give me a hell of this damn horse!
15:38If you think getting out of bed is tough, just look how they do it in Hazard County.
16:01Get them lights out!
16:03Daisy, you get inside, I'm a-coming for it!
16:06Who was that?
16:17I don't know if it, Jesse, but I think it scared them away.
16:19Well, they ain't getting away that easy.
16:21Dang it, they shot out the fire in the gym.
16:24They got a dang pickup truck, too.
16:27And they crippled the deep pit.
16:30Two.
16:31Well, we sure as heck ain't gonna get very far on foot.
16:35Well, this sure hasn't been our day, has it?
16:37First some dumb cluck tries to run us off the road, then Lord knows who tries to steal our pickup.
16:41Well, there's two things we can do.
16:44We can, uh, start praying now, then get a hold of Roscoe in the morning.
16:49Shoot, Roscoe ain't gonna do nothing about it.
16:52Well, that's why I'm counting so much on the praying.
16:56Of course, y'all gotta remember now that the Dukes have been shot at by everybody from Indians to revenuers.
17:04During the shooting, old boss was plucking a pigeon to feather his own nest.
17:09Now then, Cousin Clears.
17:10Yes, sir.
17:11If you're gonna be a deputy sheriff around here, you gotta take a civil service exam.
17:16Uh-oh.
17:16And you gotta pay an examiner's fee of $25, you call it?
17:19Yep.
17:20I mean, the money.
17:22Oh, yes, sir.
17:24Uh, who do I pay it to?
17:25Pay the examiner.
17:26Okey-doke.
17:28Namely me.
17:29Oh.
17:30All right, now then.
17:32Question number one.
17:34If you're patrolling the street as a deputy sheriff and you see an out-of-state car parked on the street, what do you do?
17:39Uh, I walk right up into the nice folks and say, hi, welcome to Hazard County.
17:42Wrong.
17:44You pick this up and you put it on the curb next to the car.
17:48And then you write them up a parking ticket.
17:50I never knew there was so much to being a deputy.
17:52Glad you've got your own crime wave of fleas going here.
17:56Yes.
17:58Roscoe, we'd like to report an attempted burglary.
18:00Oh, who'd you burgle?
18:01Roscoe!
18:02Roscoe, we weren't the burglars.
18:04No!
18:04Well, it's sure a fact that you're not the burglaries because you dukes are poor.
18:09Everybody Hazard knows that.
18:10You're a poor as church mices.
18:12Mices.
18:13Mices.
18:13Mouses.
18:14Then maybe they're strangers from out of town, Sheriff.
18:17Enos, of course they were strangers.
18:18Because they were the figment of these dukes' imagination.
18:20Come on.
18:22If they were real, you should have spotted them.
18:24And I could have gone to the boss and saved your job.
18:27That ain't a half bad idea.
18:29Oh, that ain't gonna work.
18:30Ain't nobody gonna believe that.
18:32The boss sure ain't gonna believe it.
18:33And, of course, I don't even believe it.
18:35All right, you dukes.
18:36Ow!
18:36Ow!
18:36Just get out.
18:37Get out.
18:37Don't pull it, sir.
18:38I hate clutter.
18:39I hate movie about you.
18:40Just pull it.
18:40Will you hush?
18:42I hate it.
18:44There.
18:45Now.
18:46Where were you?
18:47Oh.
18:48Oh.
18:49Here, here, here.
18:50Near the office.
19:04Meanwhile, the bank robbers were at it again.
19:06They had to get them pictures, which meant getting dazed.
19:13Since all of Roscoe's patrols were designed so he could keep an eye on the dukes,
19:17it weren't no coincidence that Edith was out patrolling that very same road later that day.
19:21Daisy, look out!
19:36Daisy, you're from Jesse, ain't gonna be too happy with your driving skills.
19:56I'm gonna get my hand in this building.
19:58Bo, turn around.
19:59Do it real slow.
20:03Grab the girl and get her out of here.
20:05I'll keep her covered.
20:05Don't worry.
20:09Freeze!
20:10Now drop your gun.
20:14Edith, behind you!
20:19Take one more step and the next one will be on the way to your funeral.
20:22Hold on.
20:22We don't want them to hurt either one of us.
20:35Now it looks to me like old Officer Enid Strait is an awful long way from joining the Los Angeles Police.
20:44Well, you boys just quit trying to pull the wall over this experienced officer's eyes.
20:50We do it all the time.
20:51I'll tell you one thing.
20:53If Daisy Duke has been kidnapped, then you boys must have kidnapped her.
20:57Why the heck would we do a stupid thing like that?
21:00Oh, so a stupid thing like this could catch the kidnappers, which don't exist in the first place.
21:07What happens to me ain't important.
21:09It's Daisy we're worried about.
21:10She was kidnapped.
21:11And I got this here lump on the back of my neck to prove it.
21:13How would you like a lump in front of your neck?
21:15Roscoe's going to take Cooter the rest of the week to fix that pickup truck.
21:18They run us clean off the side of the road.
21:20Oh, oh.
21:20Now listen, you boys got to be careful now.
21:22Because faking a hit and run, now that is serious business now.
21:26You can get in real trouble for that.
21:28Not have as much trouble as what Daisy's in right now.
21:30Roscoe, they run us right off the road into the ditch, deliberate, just so they could take her.
21:35Oh, what for?
21:36Ransom?
21:37Oh, you dukes are poor.
21:39I mean, if money was polecat perfume, they couldn't smell them through a barbed wire fence.
21:45Look, Roscoe, you know that and we know that.
21:48But whoever took Daisy don't know it.
21:50And that sort of leaves her between a rock and a hard place, don't it?
21:53Oh, yeah, you know.
21:55That's a morning gun, Bush.
21:57You know, even though we know what we are against, we don't know who or why.
22:00Well, Liz, is this him?
22:03That's Daisy.
22:04And some of her brand new friend.
22:07This here's Luke.
22:09I'll read you loud and clear.
22:10Come back.
22:11I'll make this short and sweet.
22:12Your cousin for that roll of film she just happened to take in Atlanta.
22:15What roll of film is that?
22:17All we know about is a couple of snapshots of our Uncle Jesse.
22:21Well, then, she can take some more of them when we let her go.
22:23Should I say if we let her go?
22:25I want the prints and the negatives.
22:27I want them fast.
22:29Sir, I'm afraid we can't do that.
22:31See, we dropped the film off at the photo processing place and won't be back till this afternoon.
22:35Then there's nothing to say till then.
22:37Well, that there's where you're wrong.
22:39Now, how can we be sure that Daisy's all right?
22:42Ah, don't worry about me, fellas.
22:44They ain't laid a hand on me yet.
22:45They ain't about to neither, Daisy.
22:47You just relax now.
22:49As long as I'm on the force, ain't nothing gonna happen to you.
22:52Take my word on it.
22:53Thanks, Venus.
22:54That makes me feel a whole lot better.
22:56Especially since everybody knows your words as good as money in the bank.
22:59No tricks now.
23:03You never want to see your cousin again.
23:05You know what Daisy said about money in the bank?
23:09Didn't it kind of sound to you like she was trying to tell us something?
23:11Like what?
23:12She sure laid heavy on the word bank.
23:15She could have meant piggy bank or blood bank.
23:18Maybe Boss Hogs Bank.
23:19Of Atlanta National Bank.
23:20We got a teletype yesterday about it being robbed.
23:22Why y'all were in Atlanta?
23:24Well, that's just where she took them pictures of Uncle Jesse.
23:26Right in front of the bank just before it opened.
23:29Wait a minute.
23:29You don't suppose she got them bank robbers in a snapshot purely by accident?
23:33They won't stop at anything to get that film back.
23:38Afternoon, Miss Tisdale.
23:40Could I have my mail?
23:41It's that little yellow envelope you just put in the box there.
23:43Sorry, Bull.
23:43Can't hand it out until all the mail started regulations.
23:46In the meantime, take a number.
23:48Yes, ma'am.
23:49Number one.
23:50Right here, ma'am.
23:55All right.
23:56Sorry.
23:56This letter is addressed to Luke.
23:59Number two.
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:02Here you go.
24:03Let me show you your ID.
24:06Here's my ID, Miss Tisdale.
24:08Thank you, Luke.
24:09Be sure and say hello to your handsome Uncle Jesse for me.
24:12Yes, ma'am.
24:13Yes, have a nice day.
24:14Y'all come back now, here.
24:16All right.
24:17Here they are.
24:19Here's one Uncle Jesse.
24:20Yeah?
24:21Hey, that clock reads 8.58.
24:22That's two minutes before opening time.
24:24Yeah, you read about that.
24:25That's two minutes before opening time.
24:26The number two guys must be the bank robbers.
24:28I know those guys.
24:29I've seen them somewhere before I played, but I can't remember where.
24:32Country cousins from you know who.
24:34Sure hope you're smart enough to tell time.
24:37At least we're smart enough to know that you're going to be doing time if anything happens to Daisy.
24:42That all depends on whether or not you got the film.
24:44Yeah, we got the film all right.
24:46By the looks of it, we might better turn it over to the local sheriff.
24:49Them fellas can be pretty stubborn sometimes.
24:52Why don't you let me speak to them again?
24:54All right.
24:55Mind what you say.
24:57Please, boys.
24:58Do whatever they ask.
25:00Fish is real bad here, and looks like they're getting nervous trigger fingers.
25:04So if you ever want to see me again, I suggest you just keep on trucking.
25:08Now, tangling with sweet Daisy is about like trying to put socks on a rooster.
25:24Daisy, you all right?
25:25Yes, for now.
25:26She'll be dead if you don't show up at Southside of Benson's Gulch at 4 o'clock with that film.
25:30I'm so mad I could chew nails.
25:33You reckon we'd better throw in a towel and give them the pictures?
25:37She was trying to tell us something.
25:39But she said the fishing was terrible.
25:41Yeah, she was trying to clue us in as to where she's at.
25:43She did a pretty good job of it because there ain't but two places around Hazard where the fishing's bad.
25:48Yeah, that'd be the old quarry in Crater Lake.
25:50Now, the old quarry's over the hill, so we wouldn't get no radio transmission from here.
25:54It's got to be Crater Lake.
25:55There's a whole bunch of shacks up there, too.
25:57Yeah, but she ain't going to be in any one of them because she told us to keep on trucking.
26:01She's in a truck.
26:02It must be the same three-ton that ran us off the road.
26:05Maybe we can get the sheriff to help us now that we've got a bunch of evidence.
26:08Trouble is, Enos forgot that Roscoe tended to be just a tad bullheaded.
26:13You see them two fellers behind Uncle Jesse?
26:15The same ones that grabbed Daisy.
26:17Yeah, but now there's four of them. See, two more joined up with them.
26:20If you two don't pound the bung in a cider barrel.
26:22Now, I know what you did. You went to Atlanta and faked these pictures to sell me a bill of goods.
26:28Well, Flash and me, we just don't buy them. Do we, Flash?
26:32Well, that was a waste of time.
26:33As usual.
26:34Enos, do us a favor and put these someplace safe.
26:37I might be going with you.
26:39No, Enos, you ain't going anyplace.
26:41You're going to stay right here and finish the odds and ends before you join that throng of unemployed tomorrow.
26:46Sheriff, if you won't give me your permission, I'm going AWOL to help Daisy.
26:58Oh, no, no, wait a minute, Enos, Enos.
27:00Let me just ask you one favor.
27:03Would you do me one little favor?
27:04Yes, sir.
27:04Before you go, there is a big hairy cockroach in that holding cell.
27:09And it gives me the queasies. Would you kill it for me?
27:12Then we let me go, Sheriff.
27:13Sheriff, anything your heart desires, just kill that thing.
27:16Where's the broom, Sheriff?
27:18It's here. Here in the cell.
27:20Wait, wait.
27:21It's right there in the corner. It's a big fuzzy.
27:23It's a big antenna.
27:25Now, I've only got a cockroach in the holding cell, but I got a lipstick, too.
27:29You lied to me, Sheriff.
27:30Yeah, I did.
27:32I had to, Enos, because if I'd let you go AWOL, it'd be on your record,
27:36and you wouldn't be able to get a job in any police department in the whole world.
27:39Some of the things that are done in the name of friendship, the shame of it all.
27:43Oh, my God!
27:45¡Gracias!
28:15¡Gracias!
28:27¡Gracias!
28:28¿Qué es el vehículo que estamos buscando?
28:31¡Sinny up that tree up above!
28:33Así que podríamos poder verlos y hablar de ellos al mismo tiempo.
28:37¡Vamos!
28:51¡Now, Bo!
28:55¡Es empty up here!
28:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:28No, no, no.
30:58No, no, no.
31:28Oh, he is stupid.
31:29I mean, I mean, even the dipsticks call him a dipstick.
31:32Well, then he'll fit in perfect with you, won't he?
31:35Now, get out of here.
31:35Well, right now, let's go.
31:38Ow!
31:39Oh, my foot!
31:40Oh, you!
31:42Yeah!
31:42Well, I didn't really...
31:43Get away!
31:44Oh, my foot!
31:52¡Suscríbete al canal!
32:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
32:52You ain't gonna get away with this.
32:55Bo and Luke are just way too smart to have any truck with the likes of you, mister.
32:59Me?
33:00They'll do anything for the likes of you.
33:03Video won't do them any good.
33:06What do you mean by that?
33:08Well, now, you are the only one who can identify me.
33:12I don't think I can let you live to do that.
33:15Do you?
33:16I don't think I can let you live to do that.
33:20Do you?
33:21No, no.
33:21No, no.
33:22¡Gracias!
33:52¡Gracias!
34:22¡Gracias!
34:29¡Gracias!
34:31¡Gracias!
34:32¡Gracias!
34:40Now, every so often, the boys like to lead the chase through the Hazard County Park,
34:45which you might notice removed paint.
34:52¡Gracias!
34:54¡Gracias!
35:04They told y'all to come along. The Daisy might get hurt.
35:06I'm going to stay here and keep y'all covered.
35:08Now, listen, if anything happens to us, you take over.
35:16That's what I like about country boys. When they give their word, they keep it.
35:19Toss them over here.
35:25You got the film. Now, let her go.
35:31Living in Hazard sure keeps an edge on the old reflexes.
35:35Here's Venus. You got to come out to Benson's skulls. Them kidnappers got Daisy, and there ain't nothing I can do with it. They might shoot her.
35:47And right through the Hazard County car wash.
35:51Right through the Hazard County car wash.
35:53Right through the Hazard County car wash.
35:57They're serious about that, ain't they?
35:59They're serious about that, ain't they?
36:03Oh, come on, come on. We got wheel on it.
36:05You sure?
36:06We're going after him Roscoe. You coming?
36:07Are you kidding me? I'll stay here and set up a roadblock in case they head back.
36:09Oh, come on, come on.
36:16You sure?
36:18You sure?
36:19They're serious about that, ain't they?
36:21They're serious about that, ain't they?
36:22I'm getting...
36:23Oh come on, we got wheel on it!
36:24You sure?
36:25We're going after him Roscoe. You coming?
36:26¿Estás listo?
36:28Voy a ir a hacer un bloqueo en el caso de volver.
36:43¿Crees que hay que hacer?
36:45¿Crees que hay que hacer?
36:47Sí.
36:48Hasta luego.
38:54¿Qué no lo hagas?
38:56He's taking a shortcut.
38:58I'm familiar with your shortcuts.
38:59You're going to drive the general to an early retirement.
39:08Think we lost him?
39:09Ha, you got as much jam to do to them as I have to sprout for him.
39:19All right, fellas, you better hunt it down.
39:21Ain't going to believe it's coming.
39:26Oh, boy, picked that up when he was a linebacker at the Hazard County High School.
39:39You should have seen some of them games.
39:42I think you got their attention.
39:45Mine, too.
39:47I told y'all to hunt you down, didn't I?
39:51Doesn't look like you're going to be able to use this cute little thing anymore, huh?
39:54Meanwhile, the boss was on his way to Roo Bottom's to get some more pralineers.
40:06I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, but have you seen a suspicious-looking car or truck go by here?
40:18The only suspicious-looking thing I've seen today is you, in front of the first aid of an office.
40:23But Daisy could be in one of those vehicles, Mr. Hogg.
40:26And you could be doing the job you'll get paid for, for at least your last one hour and 15 minutes.
40:32Now, here, do something.
40:35Take these here wanted posters and pack them up for free.
40:39What about Daisy, Mr. Hogg?
40:40Forget him here, Daisy.
40:42Well, there ain't no reward for catching Daisy.
40:44And there sure is one for catching them crooks.
40:47Now, you quit chasing women and do your duty.
40:50That there's an order.
40:51Suck of one every minute.
41:16Hey, Tim!
41:29Friends, you're about to witness the Bulldog tenacity,
41:32which keeps old units dreaming and hoping.
41:35All them years of practice are about to pay off.
41:37They're good.
42:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
42:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:55¡Suscríbete al canal!
43:59¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:17¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:19¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:25¡Suscríbete al canal!
44:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
44:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
45:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
45:57I don't know. I've never been anyplace.
46:06Bye, Daisy.
46:07Friends, you just wait till you see what happens when the oldest virgin in Hazard County joins the Los Angeles police.
46:24I don't know.
46:26I don't know.
46:28I don't know.
46:30I don't know.
46:32I don't know.
46:34I don't know.
46:36I don't know.
46:38I don't know.
46:40I don't know.
46:42I don't know.
46:44I don't know.
46:46I don't know.
46:48I don't know.
46:50I don't know.
46:52I don't know.
46:54I don't know.
46:56I don't know.
46:58I don't know.
47:00I don't know.
47:01I don't know.
47:02I don't know.
47:04I don't know.
47:06I don't know.
47:08I don't know.
47:09I don't know.
47:10Que Dios, Dios, Dios