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00:00Lulusot ka tayan!
00:02Lulusot ka tayan!
00:04Lulusot ka tayan!
00:06Lulusot ka tayan!
00:08Lulusot ka tayan!
00:10Lulusot ka daw!
00:12Lulusot!
00:14Ano yan?
00:16Quiz!
00:18Quiz!
00:20Quiz!
00:22Quiz!
00:24What's up with the people?
00:26Aras na para sa ating
00:28Quiz!
00:30Quiz!
00:32Tayo na tayo ng lahat!
00:34Maglalaro na tayo oras na para sa recitation!
00:36Ano ba ang lahat?
00:38Yes!
00:40Sino ang gusto kong makatanggap ng pang-Mirienda mamaya?
00:42Yes!
00:44Madali lang ang game natin!
00:46Lahat magpaparticipate!
00:48Kunin ang mga cellphone para makapag-search!
00:50Ready!
00:52Sana yung mga wifi ninyo!
00:54Simulan na natin ang Quiz V!
00:56Nakaka-proud!
00:58Okay! Let's go!
01:00MC Lassi sa market ako!
01:02Tara! Tara!
01:04Magsimula tayo nito!
01:06Itaas ang mga kamay!
01:08Ano yung BFP?
01:10Bureau of Fire Protection!
01:12Bureau of Fire Protection!
01:14Ano ko yun? Sana pala yung unang ating tanong!
01:16Ito ang BFP!
01:18Okay! Magtanong tayo rin sa mga tagang BFP!
01:20Kunin yung mga cellphone niyo
01:22para makapag-research kayo!
01:24Ito si Kuya! Ano pong pangalan niyo?
01:26Matthew Celis po!
01:28Matthew Celis! Okay!
01:30Laki ng dip-dip niyo! Ano pong pills niyo?
01:32Chibi yan!
01:34Kasi ikaw lumaki yung dip-dip mo dati nung nag-pills mo!
01:36Malay ka ba kung gano'n din naman ang trip niyo?
01:38Kumukontes!
01:40Alaki ng braso niyo no! Ilang pagkala po na umpug niyo diyan siya?
01:42Mga lima po!
01:44Pang-anib sir!
01:46Sir! I love you po!
01:48Bureau of Fire Protection!
01:50Lalo na kasi
01:52Marso na!
01:54Yung Marso diba yan ang tinatawag nating
01:56Fire Prevention Month?
01:58Kaya mag-iingat tayo dahil mainit ang panahon
02:00o mas madalas ang suno!
02:02Correct po!
02:04Diba? Alam niyo naman ang init!
02:06Diba? Ang init! Diyan nagsisimula ang apoy!
02:08Diba? Ang init! Nagsisimula ang apoy!
02:10Ang init! Diyan nagsisimula ang mga
02:12Bata!
02:14Diba yun?
02:16Diba yun?
02:18Diba yun?
02:20Diba yun?
02:22Angeles City, Pampanga po!
02:24O, o! Napupuntad niya si Ayon sa Angeles City, Pampanga!
02:26Angeles City, Pampanga!
02:28Okay, may itatanong ako sa inyo sir
02:30Ang pang-minyetang niyo lang mamaya!
02:32Ay!
02:34Handa na ba kayo sa ating Quiz V?
02:36Handa na po!
02:38Yun ang maganda at ang handa!
02:40Ano po itong pambansang institusyon
02:42ng Pilipinas
02:44na nakatutok para magbigay alam
02:46sa mga kilos at kalagayan
02:48like volcanoes and tsunamis.
02:52You're going to answer now. What is it?
02:53FeeVox.
02:54What is it?
02:55FeeVox.
02:56FeeVox.
02:57Philippine Volcanology and Seismology.
02:59Okay. What does FeeVox mean?
03:01Philippine Volcanology and Seismology.
03:04Ah!
03:05It seems like there's something missing.
03:06Let's repeat it, sir.
03:07What does FeeVox mean?
03:10Louder, sir.
03:10Okay. Let's repeat it.
03:11FeeVox, Philippine Volcanology and...
03:16Institute. Oh, sorry. Correct me.
03:18Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology.
03:23Philippine Institute of...
03:26Volcanology and Seismology.
03:29Seismology.
03:31FeeVox is what we're referring to as a national institution.
03:35And what does FeeVox mean?
03:36Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology.
03:42Php 2,000.
03:44Yes!
03:46Congratulations!
03:47Yes!
03:49You got a medal!
03:50You got a star!
03:53Thank you, sir.
03:54It's very proud, right?
03:56Yes.
03:57It's very proud to have a star.
03:59Thank you very much.
04:01Let's find out who else is here.
04:03Let's go here.
04:05Let's go to Mother.
04:07You have a cellphone.
04:08Search for it.
04:11What is it?
04:14It means MMDA.
04:19We always hear that.
04:21The MMDA.
04:23It's very important, especially if you live here in Manila.
04:27They take care of the garbage, the roads, the houses, the urban planning,
04:35the floods, public safety, especially if there are calamities.
04:40MMDA has a lot of mandates.
04:46What does MMDA mean?
04:50MMDA is Metropolitan Manila Development Authority.
04:59MMDA means Metropolitan Manila Development Authority.
05:082,000 pesos!
05:11You got a medal!
05:13You got a medal!
05:16You got a star!
05:18It's great when you're searching for something that has a meaning, right?
05:24That's my mother.
05:26You're proud, right?
05:28Let's use our cellphone and internet to find out or refresh our old knowledge.
05:35Who else?
05:37Who else?
05:39The kids want to answer.
05:41That's great.
05:43Let's ask the kids.
05:45Baby, come here.
05:47There are two of you.
05:49Okay.
05:53Actually, I'm not sure.
05:55I'll ask the two kids.
05:57Okay.
05:59What is the language in Tagalog?
06:06Wika.
06:07Your answer is?
06:09Wika.
06:11Wika is correct.
06:132,000 pesos for the kids.
06:16Wait, I'm not done yet.
06:20What is the national language of the Philippines?
06:27Filipino.
06:29What is the national language of the Philippines?
06:31Filipino.
06:33Filipino.
06:35Your answer is?
06:37F.
06:39Filipino.
06:41That is correct.
06:43The two kids.
06:45Isabelo de los Reyes Elementary School.
06:49Isabelo?
06:51Isabelo de los Reyes Elementary School, Manila, Tondo.
06:56Perfect.
06:58Tondo, Manila.
07:00You got a star.
07:02You got a star.
07:04You got 2,000 pesos.
07:08Congratulations.
07:10Who is your mother?
07:12Are you proud?
07:14Of course.
07:16Your kids are proud of you.
07:18Actually, they are with honor.
07:20They are with honor.
07:22Top 1, Top 2.
07:24Top 1, Top 2.
07:26Please give them the Top 1 and Top 2.
07:28I've interviewed a lot of people.
07:30Come louder.
07:32There are Latin honors.
07:34You are so Latin.
07:36Congratulations.
07:38We are very proud of you.
07:42Beautiful.
07:44Smart.
07:46Let's go here.
07:48Please hold my cellphone.
07:50It's in my cue card.
07:54Let's go here.
07:56Please introduce them.
07:58What's your name?
08:00Joy.
08:01Joy.
08:03Where are you from?
08:05Cebu.
08:07You came here to visit?
08:09Yes.
08:11Is this your first time?
08:13No, this is my second time.
08:15You're lucky.
08:17You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:19You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:21You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:23You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:25You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:27You might win 2,000 pesos.
08:30It's sad.
08:32That's why we need to retouch it.
08:34Here's my question.
08:36Do you have a cellphone?
08:38Yes.
08:40Search it.
08:42If he can't answer, you'll get it.
08:44Search it.
08:48What is this called?
08:50Is this a proverb
08:52or an expression
08:54that describes
08:56the usage
08:58of inner words?
09:00The meaning
09:02is different
09:04from the literal meaning of the words.
09:10Is this a proverb
09:12or an expression
09:14that describes
09:16the usage of inner words?
09:18The meaning
09:20is different from the literal meaning
09:22of the words.
09:24For example,
09:26there.
09:28What is it called?
09:30In Wiccan.
09:32In Wiccan.
09:34How did you know?
09:36The truth.
09:38You said it
09:40because you read my cue card.
09:44Spell honesty.
09:48I said,
09:50use your phone.
09:52I didn't say copy.
09:54Is it okay?
09:56That's why we encourage
09:58you to use your phone
10:00to search.
10:02It's not like looking.
10:04You're so lazy.
10:06His leg is going down.
10:08We're lazy to research
10:10so we don't know.
10:12That's why we encourage you
10:14to use your phone
10:16to search.
10:18Not your leg.
10:20Leg.
10:22In Wiccan.
10:24In Wiccan is correct.
10:26What in English is in Wiccan?
10:28There.
10:30Use your phone.
10:32Okay.
10:34What in Tagalog?
10:36What in English is in Wiccan?
10:38In Wiccan.
10:40You have
10:422,000 pesos.
10:44Give him 2,000 pesos.
10:46Who do you think?
10:48The man up there.
10:50What's your name?
10:52Mr. Ruel Avillana.
10:54What's in English?
10:56In Wiccan means
10:58ajum.
11:00Ajum is correct.
11:02He's a teacher.
11:04Filipino teacher.
11:06Sir, share with us
11:08the example
11:10of the Wiccan.
11:12Aside from the lights of the house
11:14and the atmosphere of the house,
11:16the fruits of
11:18the family.
11:20What does the fruit of the family mean?
11:22The children.
11:24In Wiccan, what does the light of the house mean?
11:26Father.
11:28Mother.
11:30That's the mother.
11:32The light of the house.
11:34If it's just a joke,
11:36don't make a joke.
11:38The light of the house.
11:40The atmosphere of the house.
11:42Give her the light.
11:4410 lights.
11:46It's really bright.
11:50Father.
11:52The light of the house is
11:54the atmosphere of the house.
11:56Father.
11:58What's the mother of the atmosphere?
12:00Me.
12:02Those are the examples.
12:04In English, it's ajum.
12:06Ajum.
12:082,000 pesos.
12:10A medal.
12:12Let's go there.
12:14Up.
12:16There.
12:18It's close.
12:20Here it is.
12:22Let's go here.
12:24Jimmy.
12:26You broke our couch.
12:28It's broken.
12:30You're crazy.
12:32Okay.
12:36Complete it.
12:38What is it called?
12:40What does it mean
12:42in words?
12:44What does it mean
12:46in words that have a purpose
12:48to teach?
12:50Earlier, we talked about
12:52the language.
12:54What does it mean
12:56in words that have a purpose
12:58to teach?
13:00What is it called?
13:02Moral lesson.
13:04What does it mean
13:06in words
13:08that give moral lessons?
13:10Salawikain.
13:12Salawikain is correct.
13:14Give him 2,000 pesos.
13:16Salawikain.
13:20What is the English
13:22of Salawikain?
13:26Earlier, the English
13:28of Salawikain is idiom.
13:30What is the English
13:32of Salawikain?
13:34Those who teach
13:36and say.
13:38What is the English?
13:40Proverb.
13:42Proverb.
13:44Saying or proverb
13:46is correct.
13:48It's good that the internet is fast.
13:50Thank you, everyone.
13:54It's good, right?
13:56We learned a lot.
13:58Through Quizme, we learned
14:00or we remember
14:02what we learned before.
14:04We just need to
14:07refresh and use cell phone
14:09and Wi-Fi to search
14:11so that our phones
14:13will be useful
14:15to add our knowledge.
14:17Right?
14:19Is this a clip?
14:21Yes, I read it.
14:23They said,
14:25it's better to have a brain
14:27than a mouth.
14:29Thank you so much
14:31for joining
14:33Quizme.
15:07Why is that?
15:09My interview with the staff
15:11went well.
15:15Are you happy in the picture?
15:37Story!
15:39Story!
15:41Story!
15:43Story!
15:45Do you want a story?
15:47Story!
15:49Story!
15:51Story!
15:53Story!
15:55Story!
15:57Let's continue our story
15:59titled
16:01Sofa Latina
16:03the new
16:05hero.
16:13In the past,
16:15everyone is still wondering
16:17what is the purpose
16:19of the sofa
16:21given by Grandpa Geng Geng.
16:23That's why
16:25Grandpa Geng Geng will say
16:27that the sofa he gave
16:29to Tina
16:31is wet.
16:33Grandpa Geng Geng,
16:35this is delicious.
16:37I'm drooling.
16:39Sorry.
16:41Tina, what did you eat?
16:43Porkchop.
16:45That's soy sauce.
16:47It's delicious.
16:49It's delicious even if it's cold.
16:51Here it is.
16:53I gave that sofa
16:55because you have
16:57a good heart.
16:59Really?
17:01Tina, you will be given
17:03a power
17:05if you whisper
17:07it in your ears.
17:25There's a power
17:27in this sofa?
17:29If you whisper it
17:31in your beautiful skin,
17:33you will be given
17:35a power.
17:37A power?
17:39Yes.
17:41I will be given a power?
17:43Did you hear that?
17:45I will be given
17:47a power!
17:49Oh my God!
17:51I will be given
17:53a power!
17:55A power.
17:59I have to whisper
18:01it in my skin?
18:03Yes.
18:05But you have to read it.
18:07Grandpa Geng Geng,
18:09you won't be friends
18:11with Grandpa Geng Geng.
18:13You won't be friends
18:15with Grandpa Geng Geng.
18:17You won't be friends
18:19if you don't read
18:21Grandpa Geng Geng's poem.
18:23You have to read it.
18:25I'm going to whisper it.
18:27Red.
18:29Red.
18:31Yes.
18:33I'm going to whisper it.
18:35It's not going to be red.
18:37Oh my God! There's water.
18:39There's water.
18:41There's water.
18:43There's water.
18:45There's water.
18:47What should we do?
18:49Why is there a bad smell?
18:51Why is there a bad smell?
18:53Why is there a bad smell?
18:55Why is there a bad smell?
18:57Why is there a bad smell?
18:59Really?
19:01Really? Is it true?
19:03Is it true?
19:05Yes.
19:07I have to whisper it.
19:09It's not going to be red.
19:11Please hold it.
19:13You can do it.
19:15Let's just launch
19:17the new segment.
19:19Is it going to continue?
19:21It's beautiful.
19:23Oh my God!
19:25We're going to get there.
19:27What a waste.
19:29Are you sure?
19:31Are you going to do it?
19:33It's time for me to use
19:35what I've been asking for.
19:37Maybe this is the answer
19:39to my prayers.
19:41Is it true?
19:43You were chosen by the Lord.
19:45Who eats with a diaper?
19:49Chocolate flavor.
19:51I don't know anything about that.
19:53Oh my God!
19:55The one who breathes
19:57with a rotten face.
20:01Please hold my microphone.
20:03What are you going to do?
20:07Sister,
20:09there's really water.
20:11Why?
20:13There's a whole body.
20:15Really?
20:17Why?
20:19The face of a white man.
20:25Two eyes.
20:27Mouth and ears.
20:29But his nose seems to be missing.
20:33Look at it.
20:35Look at it.
20:37There it is.
20:45Did you see it?
20:47Oh my God!
20:49Who else?
20:51The image of a man.
20:53It's like he's from Banyaga.
20:57It's like
20:59he's from another country.
21:03What continent?
21:05Asia.
21:09Asiang Salong.
21:11Asiang Salong.
21:13Yes!
21:17He's wearing sandals now.
21:19He's wearing sandals?
21:21Do you know him?
21:23Maybe you know him.
21:25Come closer.
21:33Don't do that.
21:35You're not in the next segment.
21:37You can get wet.
21:39You can get wet.
21:41What is that?
21:45What does it look like?
21:51Acting!
21:53Acting!
21:55Acting!
21:57Acting!
21:59It's time
22:01for us to know
22:03if what Grandpa Geng is saying is true.
22:05Because if it's not true,
22:08we'll bring you back.
22:10Don't!
22:12Is it raining?
22:14Look at it.
22:16My eyes are blurry.
22:18It's raining.
22:20It doesn't look like it's raining.
22:22It doesn't look like it's raining.
22:24It's raining.
22:26It's raining.
22:28It's raining.
22:30It's raining.
22:34Can you bring water?
22:36Water?
22:38It's for endorsement.