South Park has no mercy when it comes to celebrity takedowns! Join us as we explore the most savage and hilarious celebrity roasts that have made the show infamous for its no-holds-barred comedy. From Hollywood A-listers to pop culture icons, no one is safe from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's razor-sharp wit!
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00:00No.
00:02No.
00:06Oh, very nice.
00:08No!
00:18Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment.
00:24Dan, knock it off!
00:26But it's just crap.
00:28It's Jim Carrey in, whatever, you'll pay to go see it, f*** you, July 12th.
00:34I'm Reese Witherspoon. I think crypto is a great idea, but there's one investment that's even smarter.
00:40That's why when my family's enjoying festive party games, we do it in pee.
00:48Whichever crew wins tonight, you want to remember their faces,
00:51because the next time you see them will be in Lil' Kim's next video.
00:55Give it up for Lil' Kim!
00:59Hey, that's it! Screw you little bastards, I'm going home!
01:03Oh my God! J. Little's chin killed Kenny! You bastard!
01:07Oh, who cares? He dies every damn episode. Look, I'm outta here!
01:14Whoa!
01:18Hello, I'm Larry David. When I made my Super Bowl commercial for crypto, I didn't even really know what it was.
01:23But thanks to the money I made, I now can enjoy my favorite beverage every day.
01:33I slept with Vanessa last night.
01:39Cena slept with Edge's girlfriend?
01:42Oh my God, dude, this is so awesome. I'm having the best time.
01:46You cheated and took my belt from me, and now I can't hardly get work wrestling.
01:51You took my girl, and you took my job!
01:55He took his job! He took it, girl!
01:59Take it, sir!
02:06I'm winning! I'm the one-golf-seven-thousand!
02:10Whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop! If the rickety dunk a big piece, you're gonna get it!
02:17That wasn't terrifying! That was a hobby! What am I gonna do?
02:21What the hell is that lady talking about?
02:23I have no idea.
02:24Where's Kenny? He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.
02:26Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, guess what I got?
02:29Antonio Banderas, blah-blah-blah, you guys didn't get one.
02:32Where's your costume, fatass?
02:33Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present.
02:36In a few days, I'll wrap it back up, and then when I open it on Christmas, I'll act all surprised like,
02:39Hey, Mother Antonio Banderas, blah-blah-blah, what a surprise!
02:43Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
02:45I got women everywhere excited about investing in crypto,
02:48and now there's something even better to invest in.
02:59And now back to Wheel of Fortune!
03:07All right, Randy, congratulations on making it all the way to the bonus round.
03:11Thanks, Pat.
03:12You've got some family here watching tonight.
03:14Yeah, they're all rooting for me.
03:16And I'm sure you have lots of friends watching back home.
03:19Yeah. Hi, everybody watching in South Park!
03:22That's us!
03:23Hey, Randy!
03:24That's us! Hey, Randy!
03:25Hey, good luck!
03:26Well, let's see if you can't make everyone proud.
03:28Oh, wow, look, it's Kenny G himself.
03:31Thank you for a wonderful concert, Mr. G.
03:33Goodbye.
03:36Oh, well, thank you.
03:38That's great music, Mr. Mackey. What is that?
03:41Oh, this is Cher. This is her new album.
03:43Well, hell, turn it up.
03:45Oh, great, a stupid tour guide.
03:47Can we just talk to someone important, please? We want to go to Mars.
03:49I made a mistake, too.
03:51I was trying to be funny.
03:53I got frustrated and thought I would get some shock laughs.
03:56I'm just not that good of a comedian, if you want to know the real truth.
04:01Sorry if it couldn't go better for you back there.
04:04Mr. Stallone says he's sorry it couldn't go better for you back there.
04:07Oh, thanks.
04:09You look good. I heard you sing a little song.
04:12Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent.
04:14I really like her voice.
04:16He really likes her voice.
04:17I don't know, it's just about the melody.
04:19You know, the way she vocalizes the melody.
04:21I mean, it brings up tears in my eyes.
04:23It brings tears to his eyes.
04:25Sir, that was one of the finest wrestling performances I have ever seen.
04:30What?
04:31Will you not join our wrestling organization?
04:33I promise to make you our leading act.
04:36You mean it?
04:37Come, I want to get you in rehearsals right away.
04:40What? Dude?
04:42Hey, what about us? Our show?
04:44Sorry, boys, you are decent wrestlers.
04:47But lack the raw wrestling talent this man has.
04:50Take it away, Morgan Freeman.
04:53The Poop That Took a Pee
04:56Chapter 1
04:57Douglas had to poop.
05:00His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly.
05:04There was a gross woman named Rebecca,
05:07who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat.
05:11Douglas walked up to her and said,
05:14I need to poop.
05:16Okay, Rebecca replied, I like poop.
05:19Mr. President, a message for you from the extremists.
05:23Dear Mr. President,
05:24there are times when humans can no longer endure their government's authority.
05:28You must declare the Confederacy its own nation
05:30so that we may enter into a new millennium of prosperity.
05:33If you do not meet our demands,
05:35we will be forced to show the videotapes we have of you with Marisa Tomei.
05:38Oh dear God, we have to meet their demands.
05:41What? Sir, there's not that many of them.
05:43As Vice President, I think we better give them what they want.
05:46It's just the southern states who really needs them.
05:48My hands are tied.
05:49Tell General Lee that I'll meet him in front of the Capitol.
05:52Sir, people like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time,
05:55but when it comes to middle America,
05:57you think we're all evil and stupid country uncles
05:59who need your political enlightenment.
06:01Well, just because you're on TV
06:02doesn't mean you know crap about the government.
06:04Now get your ass back on first class
06:06and respect this class' right to make up their own minds.
06:09Oh, sorry, I got a little off the subject there, kids.
06:12How dare you!
06:14I will not be preached at by a country bumpkin!
06:17I'm leaving this podunk town,
06:19but in my place I'm going to send more lawyers,
06:21statesmen, and press than you have ever seen!
06:24Oh no, children, I think I just made this a whole lot worse.
06:28Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages,
06:30they might be sending them too.
06:32Wait a minute.
06:33Candy bars.
06:34Candy bars.
06:35Candy bars.
06:36They usually come in a wrapper,
06:37just like you wrap a Christmas present.
06:39Christmas happens when it's cold.
06:41Cold as in Alaska.
06:42That's where the polar bears, polar bears, polarity.
06:46I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions
06:48are coming from the location this one is being sent to.
06:53Why don't you try this new candy bar?
06:55And see how you like it?
06:57Oh, thanks, David.
06:58You're welcome, Mr. Stapley.
07:00Maybe I'll try something else this year.
07:03I'll visit you guys sometime.
07:04Bye-bye, old friend.
07:05Bye-bye, Mr. Stapley!
07:06Bye-bye, Miss Stapley.
07:07Bye-bye!
07:08Bye-bye, Mr. Stapley!
07:10Bye-bye!
07:11Bye!
07:12Bye-bye!
07:13Bye-bye!
07:14Bye-bye!
07:15Bye-bye!
07:16Bye!
07:17Bye!
07:18Bye!
07:19Bye-bye!
07:21Why don't you try some Ritalin?
07:26There you go.
07:30Children, I have a very important announcement to make.
07:33I'm quitting my job as a teacher.
07:36What?
07:37It's strange, but suddenly I feel really confident about myself,
07:40and I've decided to quit teaching and do what I've always dreamed of doing.
07:44Hang out and screw hot chicks.
07:46Caitlyn Jenner.
07:51I just want to say thank you, Kyle, for your beautiful words of support.
07:55Now, Kyle, we got another little surprise for you.
07:57We told you we were flying you back home, but the truth is,
08:00you're getting a ride back all the way with your hero.
08:03How do you like that?
08:07Buckle up, buckaroo.
08:13Tonight we analyze the new rock sensation, Timil.
08:15The controversial new band that has taken the country by storm.
08:18Already playing at several large venues this month,
08:20the band prepares for its biggest gig, Lollapalooza,
08:23where they will open for Phil Collins.
08:25I heard there's a little trouble in Colorado somewhere?
08:28No, it turns out it was nothing.
08:29Just some kids trying to turn the console wars into something bigger.
08:32Oh, my gosh.
08:33You know, when I stepped down and left you in charge of the company, Steve,
08:36I knew there might be some challenges for you.
08:38Yeah, well, nothing I can't handle.
08:40There might be some changes we need to make to our marketing, but I'm optimistic.
08:43Uh-huh.
08:44You know, I think we'll ultimately sell the number of units we want to.
08:47You're right, Steve.
08:48Some changes do need to be made.
09:09Tom?
09:10Tom, it's Nicole.
09:13Hi, Nicole.
09:14Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough?
09:17It's time for you to come out of the closet.
09:20I'm not in the closet.
09:21Yes, you are, Tom.
09:23And you need to just end this and come out.
09:27I'm not going to think any differently of you.
09:29Katie's not going to think any differently of you.
09:31You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.
09:34I'm not in here, though.
09:36Little boy in South Park
09:38Dying of AIDS in the cold dark
09:41How he got AIDS, I haven't a clue
09:45Wasting away again because of AIDS and stuff
09:49No writer would take the time to make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker just because they think she's ugly.
09:55Yes, they would!
09:56It is because Miss Jessica Parker is a metaphor in the book for oppression felt by the lower class.
10:02What?
10:03Dude, that is not in the book at all.
10:05Boys, this book is an important look at how liberals are hurting this country.
10:09What?
10:10Scrotty McBoogables is the most conservative-hating liberal in literature.
10:13What book did you read?
10:14There's nothing about liberals or conservatives.
10:16Oh, yeah, then why does Sarah Jessica Parker's butt cheese end up in Scrotty's milkshake?
10:21Trying to make ourselves into a brand just turned us into products.
10:24We don't need to be a brand, do we?
10:27If it's truly what we want, then we really can get away from it all.
10:31No more magazines and Netflix shows.
10:33We really can live a normal life.
10:37Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
10:39We can be the people we talked about being.
10:41With no more worries about how we look or the image we project to people.
10:44What matters is what we have on the inside.
10:52Would you like to know why Amazon is so successful?
10:57Because the customer is all that matters.
10:59Now orders are going unfulfilled all over the state of Colorado.
11:03That makes us look very bad.
11:05It makes you look very bad.
11:08Perhaps you should no longer be a prime member.
11:12Please, I'm trying to get everyone back to work.
11:15I'm going to do everything that I can.
11:18Then we have an understanding.
11:20Goodbye, Mayor.
11:22Chocolate nuggies and s'more crunchies.
11:25I'm sorry, but I'm not a big Candy Bar fan.
11:27What? Could you just buy a couple anyway? Our friend Chef is really...
11:29Chef? You mean Chef Chef?
11:31Yeah, dude. Wow, you remember him?
11:32Of course. I haven't seen him in so long.
11:35I remember when I first met him. It was about 25 years ago.
11:39I was just a struggling musician who couldn't get a break.
11:42Oh, oh, you're my cheddar cheese girl.
11:44You're soft but firm and you go well with wine.
11:47Oh, oh, cheddar cheese girl.
11:50Cheddar, cheddar cheese girl.
11:52Boo!
11:54Hey, Elton, don't feel so down, baby.
11:56Have some of my Scottish Haggis. It'll cheer you up.
11:58Thanks, Chef.
11:59The book is full of disgusting words and acts,
12:01including Sarah Jessica Parker, who is mentioned 465 times.
12:06Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?
12:10Well, obviously, I just think it's wrong to make fun of anybody's physical appearance.
12:15My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me.
12:19Hello, I'm John Travolta.
12:20I used to rely on airlines to get me to set, but once I got used to it,
12:24I found it to be a little less painful than dealing with the airline companies.
12:27I just power up the flexi grips...
12:30...and I'm ready to go. Thank you.
12:34Hello, Celine Dion.
12:35Terrence, this is quite a surprise.
12:37You're looking well.
12:38And you.
12:39Celine, where is our daughter Sally?
12:41She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why?
12:44Wrong.
12:45She's been taken hostage and is now being held prisoner.
12:48What?
12:49Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return.
12:52Oh, Terrence.
12:53I'm so sorry.
12:54What?
12:55Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return.
12:58Oh, Terrence.
12:59What happened to us?
13:00We just grew apart, Celine Dion.
13:02Please bring our daughter home safe, Terrence.
13:07But Phil Collins is not happy.
13:09Well, I think it's a horrible tragedy, isn't it?
13:12I mean, people aren't going to see Timmy for his musical skills.
13:16They're laughing at him.
13:18And I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities.
13:25Indiana Jones, all right!
13:29Hey there, Stan.
13:30All set to see my new adventure?
13:32You bet, Indiana.
13:36No.
13:37Look out, Indy.
13:38It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
13:40Well, well, hello there, Indiana.
13:43You're looking good.
13:45No, what are you going to do to him?
13:48Oh, yeah.
13:50Today, my sisters and I are going to shop for underwear.
13:53Yay!
13:54Can I go with you, girls?
13:59Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight?
14:03Hello there, little boy.
14:04Do you know who I am?
14:06No.
14:07I bet you do.
14:09I'm going...
14:11Ah! Stop that!
14:12Where there's lucky clovers in...
14:15Yeah, that sucks, dude.
14:17I'm Barbara Streisand.
14:19So?
14:20So?
14:21Well, so I'm a very famous and very important individual.
14:26Like John Elway important?
14:27What?
14:28You know, Hoobiters, my favorite part of your novel was when Scrotty McBoogerballs slid his head up into the horse's...
14:35I just can't stop thinking about bush.
14:37I heard that.
14:38I mean, it's like, what is it?
14:40What does it mean?
14:41Why would there be a bush right there?
14:43Is it a live bush?
14:44Are there berries?
14:45Mr. Duchovny, please stop jerking off.
14:47Ah, gee whiz.
14:49Uh, they're saying hot weather tomorrow.
14:51Any concerns about restrictor plate or brake fade problems?
14:54Of course, any time you're dealing with high humidity and temperatures, you need to compensate your brake fluid.
14:59But the plates themselves...
15:00Compensate your brake fluid and get your...
15:02Get your...
15:03Brake working so you can stop sometimes.
15:07Excuse me, who is this kid?
15:09Is he even a driver?
15:10Ew, bring it on, Eric Hart.
15:11You scared of competition?
15:13I'm just as poor and stupid as you.
15:16Ah, dude, that's so sad.
15:17Why do they have to put this on TV?
15:19Their world is bleak, lonely, and hopeless.
15:23Hello, I'm Sarah McLaughlin, and I was famous for two months.
15:27Each year, thousands of babies are born addicted to crack and lie in hospitals without a mother to hold them.
15:32Won't you volunteer today?
15:34Look at these pictures.
15:35They need you.
15:36Ah, dude.
15:38All right, all right, Georgie.
15:40Grab his hands.
15:42We called you back here because we want to share our love of Christ with you.
15:45And see if you'll wear purity rings from now on.
15:48Purity rings?
15:49We all wear purity rings.
15:51It means we're going to be pure and not have sex until we're married.
15:55And it means we stay away from bad stuff and avoid people who swear or watch naughty TV shows.
15:59That's just how we roll.
16:01These three people have agreed to be brought here, handcuffed to these beds,
16:05and become the prototype of our first truly interfaced device.
16:10The first what?
16:11They have actually agreed to be surgically altered.
16:14Ladies and gentlemen, may we have silence please,
16:17as magician David Blaine will now eat his own head.
16:33Dude, no way!
16:34No way!
16:41You won't listen to us, but maybe you'll listen to our special guest, Sinead O'Connor!
16:46Yay, O'Connor!
16:49Don't do it, Fuffa.
16:50Don't sell out your strength to those corporate bastards.
16:53Ah, screw off, Sinead O'Connor.
16:55No one gives a crap about you.
16:56I'm sorry.
16:57I thought about it.
16:59And I can't do Space Jam 2.
17:01I just can't support Chinese censorship.
17:03Oh, yeah?
17:05Well, if you're not going to make Space Jam 2,
17:07then I'm not going to make Space Jam 2.
17:10And nobody's going to make Space Jam 2.
17:12Yeah!
17:13Yeah!
17:14Little boy, are you ever worried somebody might take your book wrong
17:18and try to kill someone, like when that guy tried to shoot Ronald Reagan
17:21after reading Catcher in the Rye?
17:23Oh, is that who the book was telling me to kill?
17:26Oh.
17:27Kill Ronald Reagan.
17:28Kill Ronald Reagan.
17:30Ronald Reagan is dead now, Butters.
17:33Oh, really?
17:34Oh, gosh dang it.
17:36Butters!
17:37What the hell is this?
17:38The last report you gave me has a comment that says,
17:40This picture of you burned my eyes, Fatto.
17:42I'm sorry, Eric.
17:43I guess it slipped through the cracks.
17:45I'm overloaded with all the new people.
17:47What new people?
17:48Well, I've got Demi Lovato to take care of now,
17:50and Lena Dunham just put a picture of her asshole on Twitter
17:52and wants only the positive comments.
17:54Now, everyone knows that some foods are simple to shove up the ass.
17:57Puddings, soups, raisins.
17:58This is a nice raisin pudding right here.
18:00But we can also still eat our favorite foods.
18:02What we're going to do today is prepare Thanksgiving turkey for Intro Recto.
18:06In order to make sure we are no longer destroying our lives
18:09with any of these behaviors, we must avoid...
18:12Anyone?
18:13Avoid getting...
18:14Anyone?
18:15Caught.
18:16Yes, Michael Douglas!
18:17Everyone!
18:18Getting caught!
18:20For our national anthem, we now ask you all, in solidarity,
18:24to please rise.
18:26Or sit.
18:28Or take a knee.
18:29In order to honor America.
18:32Wait a minute. What? Wait. What? Wait.
18:34Oh, and J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!
18:38Now, whether people are standing, sitting, or kneeling,
18:40they are all honoring America.
18:42J.J. Abrams is a wizard, Tom. All wizards.
18:44More people sitting now as Abrams has made it irrelevant.
18:46Who saw this coming?
18:47And there's the rest of the anthem.
18:49All the parts we remembered and loved.
18:51J.J. Abrams has fixed America.
18:53And now, a woman who knows about shaming firsthand,
18:56supermodel Gigi Hadid.
18:58All right, everyone enjoying themselves?
19:01How's that filet mignon?
19:03Good!
19:04You know, we're all here for a really important reason.
19:08I just smell your peritchels and they're stinky.
19:13Stinky peritchels.
19:15Stinky peritchels.
19:18We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.
19:22Here again, your host, Whoopi Goldberg.
19:29Republicans are so stupid.
19:34I hate Republicans.
19:39Republicans are so stupid.
19:42And now, here to sing the sarcastic ball anthem,
19:45recording artist, CeeLo.
19:47I love sarcastic ball.
19:51It's so much better than football.
19:55I'm so glad they got rid of violence in sports.
19:59Because sarcastic ball is so super fun to watch.
20:03Your persistence surprises even me.
20:06Surely you don't think you can escape from this premiere.
20:09That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be.
20:11All I want are my friends.
20:13All I want are my friends.
20:15Wow.
20:16Except for Cartman, you can keep him.
20:18And if we refuse?
20:20Then your premiere has no movie.
20:22He's definitely lost it.
20:24This is breaking election news.
20:27Hold that phone.
20:29The election may be over, but rumors are running rampant
20:31that hundreds of thousands of ballots for Mitt Romney were stolen.
20:35Very good, Billy. Cigars in vaginas.
20:38Not the best idea there.
20:40Watching Internet porn all day every day?
20:43Spot on, Charlie Sheen.
20:45Excessive Internet porn.
20:48It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome
20:52Mrs. Kathy Lee Gifford to South Park.
21:02Mr. Garrison, stop.
21:04Leave us. We must finish what we have begun.
21:07But Mr. Garrison.
21:08She's not really Kathy Lee Gifford. She's some kind of alien.
21:11Thank you. I love you all.
21:14Guys, you can't say that on TV.
21:16Now Taryn smells like my ass.
21:18I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.
21:28What's going on here?
21:29Sidney Poitier?
21:31That's right. I'm Sidney Poitier.
21:33Damn, man. It's nice to meet you.
21:35The Sidney Poitier in my hometown.
21:38Baba Streisand has found the Triangle of Zinthar?
21:40Yep. She's made the Diamond of Pantheos all right.
21:43Kolo kolotski!
21:46Mega-Poitier! Mega-Poitier!
21:49Sugokuroi da ne!
21:52Are you ready?
21:53Yes, sir!
21:54Are you ready, Kurt Russell?
21:55I don't understand why I'm here. I'm just an actor.
21:59Yes, but you're in that one movie that was kind of like this.
22:02That gives you more experience than anybody.
22:04All right, here we go. Men, forward!
22:07Stanky, stanky britches!
22:10Stanky britches!
22:12Mr. Twig, is that you?
22:18We all know that bullying has become an epidemic.
22:20Like AIDS, bullying is escalating and is spread mostly by penises.
22:24But now a few school kids are trying to make a difference with a video to make bullying kill itself.
22:29I'm joined by the film's director as well as the weak little boy who's the main subject of the film.
22:33Stan, congratulations on all your success.
22:35Tiger lines up his drive.
22:38He'll be hoping for a birdie here.
22:41Concentration is key.
22:43You motherf*****! I never should have married you!
22:46God damn it, stop it!
22:48How many women did you f*****? How many?
22:52Oh, dude, I clocked you. I told you this game is sweet, dude.
22:56Hang on, hang on. I'm switching to a 7-iron.
22:59We've been in the OR about two hours already.
23:02I just hope when she does her pageants the judges don't take away points because she's got a pig heart.
23:08Honey Boo Boo!
23:10Honey Boo Boo!
23:12What?
23:13What are you going to tell them judges if they ask you about your heart?
23:16I'm going to tell them my heart is sweeter than bacon, child.
23:22Maybe you didn't see the sign out front.
23:24This bar is for people living below their means only.
23:27Yeah!
23:28This is a free country. I can have a drink wherever I want.
23:30Come on, Kobe, let's just go.
23:32This ain't over. This ain't over by a long shot.
23:34Those riches are getting snooty.
23:36Yeah, no, I'm telling you, Tracy, it's the greatest thing ever.
23:40I'm getting all my Twitter and Instagram comments on paper, and the nasty mean stuff all gets edited out.
23:45Oh my God.
23:46Yeah, and the coolest thing?
23:48Ever since I started using this service, all of my follows are actually way more stoked on me.
23:53Look, dude, we came a long way. We're not leaving until you give us our money.
23:56Oh, yeah? Well, you're going to have to find it first.
23:58But I won't tell you where I keep my money. You can torture me all you want. I still won't tell you.
24:02Torture you?
24:03So you do intend to torture me, huh? Well, go ahead. Do your worst.
24:09You still won't get your ticket money back. I can take whatever you can dish out.
24:13We don't want to torture you.
24:15Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
24:23What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
24:31Born in New Zealand in 64, a hot-headed actor named Russ O'Crow
24:36He loves to act, but he loves one thing more, fightin' round the world
24:41He fights his directors and he fights his fans, it's a problem no one understands
24:46If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...
24:48Fightin' round the world
24:51Makin' movies, makin' music and fightin' round the world
24:57Russ O'Crow!
25:05Hi, everybody, I love you!
25:07Thanks for loving me, I love you too!
25:10So I guess there's this new trend with young people, where the celebrities they look up to most are YouTube commentators.
25:17Just ordinary people who sit in front of a mic and blab their opinions about everything
25:22while their mindless loyal followers cheer them on.
25:25So guys, does it make you nervous to be in America?
25:27There are a lot of organizations here that want you arrested for destroying children.
25:31Oh, they'd have to find us first.
25:33You're right. Now!
25:34Run, run, run, run!
25:37Dammit!
25:40Butter! Butter!
25:43What'd he say?
25:44Butter!
25:55Alright, come out now!
25:57Make it easy on yourself!
26:05It's one of them! That thing's from Jersey too!
26:12What is it?
26:13It's called a Snooki. It's very famous.
26:19Oh man, I am up shit creek!
26:21Shit you right, shit creek!
26:23Man, how could I be such a dumb sh...
26:26Say not the word of curse!
26:28Butters, Creamy Goo, you play hard.
26:31You need a sports drink that gives you that extra boost.
26:34Sports these days are all about being nice.
26:36So take your game to the next level with Butters Creamy Goo.
26:39You'll be filled with feelings of good tidings and be nicer than a ray of sunshine.
26:43Like me!
26:53For years, it has been my honor to try and bring focus to the needs in Africa.
26:57And today, I have very exciting news.
27:00Last night, at twenty past eight, I took a crap weighing nine and a half Keurigs.
27:09Bono?
27:10Wow, that's really her! Paris, over here!
27:13I don't get it. What does she do?
27:15She's super rich.
27:16But what does she do?
27:18She's totally spoiled and snobby.
27:20What does she do?
27:22Hey everyone! Sorry if I'm a little spent.
27:24I did a whole lot of partying last night with a lot of different guys.
27:28Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Gowthark to announce the opening of my brand new store.
27:32A store where girls can buy everything they need to be just like me.
27:36By taking what Muhammad has, we would all be safe from ridicule.
27:39Like Tim Burton here.
27:41Imagine it, Tim.
27:42Nobody could rip on you for all the rehashed movies you've made lately.
27:45There'd never be a TV show that pointed out you haven't had an original thought since Beetlejuice.
27:49And you put Johnny Depp and the same crappy music in every film.
27:52And if you're that in love with Johnny Depp, you should just have sex with him already.
27:55A TV show could never say that!
27:58Gee, that'd be swell.
27:59Ben! Oh, you brought me roses!
28:03Jenny. Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
28:06I can't stop thinking about you either, Ben!
28:09I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.
28:12I know, my darling. That's okay.
28:14Will you just take a ride with me in my awesome car?
28:16Oh, Ben, I would love to!
28:18Oh my God! Selena Gomez! You actually got her to come!
28:22Hi, Eric. I understand you really wanted to meet me.
28:24Want to get a picture together?
28:26No thanks. Okay, proceed.
28:28I'm sorry about this, Ms. Gomez.
28:35Wait, look!
28:36Is it him?
28:37No. It's a Rocky Mountain rattlesnake.
28:40This is the most poisonous snake in this entire region.
28:43So what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole.
28:49Cranky!
28:50Oh, this snake is really pissed!
28:52I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now!
28:55Oh yeah! That pissed it off alright!
28:57Does he always do this?
28:58Yeah.
28:59My guest tonight is the brilliant star of stage and screen, Mr. Christopher Reeve,
29:03who, with the help of stem cell research, is now able to move his arms.
29:06Thanks for having me on again, Larry.
29:08Alright, Chris, the whole world is waiting.
29:10Why don't you show us what stem cell research has done for you?
29:16Amazing. Isn't that amazing, folks?
29:18This is just what we've been looking for!
29:20Like Aspen was 30 years ago. Sounds nice!
29:23We could buy hundreds of acres of land for next to nothing,
29:25and then I could finally live like a cowboy.
29:28Oh, Will, the country would be such a nicer place to raise our kids.
29:31Oh, kids?
29:32Yes, Daddy?
29:33How would you like to move to the Colorado Rockies?
29:35The mountains, Daddy!
29:36Can we have horses?
29:37Oh, can we? Can we, Daddy?
29:38You bet!
29:39Hooray!
29:40Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!
29:43If you're like other Americans, you love to eat chipotle,
29:46but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear.
29:50I love chipotle,
29:51but getting all the blood stains out of my underwear is a nightmare.
29:54Well, now there's a product that can clean even blood stains
29:57caused by chipotle right off your underwear.
29:59Chipotle away!
30:06Hey, Rod, great to see you.
30:09Uh, the folks are sure glad you're playing.
30:11It's really given them a lot of faith in me again.
30:14I'm sure that together we can make this Millennium Party
30:16the best New Year's bash ever!
30:18Poop pants.
30:19What?
30:20Poop pants.
30:21Poo pants?
30:22Puma pants.
30:23You pooped your pants?
30:24Puma pants.
30:25No, wait!
30:26She just got snatched by the pissed-off Russian in his taxi!
30:29Ms. Zapplegate is now in the back of the taxi
30:31and she's being forced to watch Jimmy Fallon!
30:34Mr. Abrams, I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere!
30:38We've come to ask you to reboot the National Anthem!
30:44Please, Mr. Abrams!
30:45We know you've been asked to reboot a lot!
30:48We know you're tired.
30:49We know you're tired!
30:51What do you say, sir?
30:53We're still not exactly sure why Tom Cruise is in the closet,
30:56but I'm being joined now by famous singer-songwriter R. Kelly.
31:00Well, I was just standing here
31:02And Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
31:04And I asked myself, why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?
31:08But nobody has no answers
31:11And so I pull out my gun!
31:14Tell me why Tom Cruise is in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!
31:25I'm a big action movie star
31:27And people are pretty stoked on me
31:30And then I put a picture of myself up on the internet
31:35And I had my shirt off
31:37And I said, do you think I'm ripped?
31:39And some people commented saying I didn't look ripped
31:42That I was fat
31:44And they called me Stephen the Boom Boom
31:47And people saw her doing this?
31:49Yes!
31:50And they didn't do anything?
31:51No!
31:52Eric, stop it!
31:54Oh, there she is! There's my mom right now!
31:56Boo!
31:58I found a girl who had an innie
32:00And I felt it with my jimmy
32:01Player haters try to diss me cause my rhymes are just too...
32:04Sorry, Snoop Dogg, but Will Smith is on line three for you.
32:07This is perfect. Why didn't we think of it sooner?
32:10This town still has some charm left, not the mess we turned Park City into.
32:13Forgive me for being observant, but won't we just end up doing the same thing to this town?
32:18Yes, and the town after, and the town after that.
32:21Like termites, we will move this film festival from town to town until we have used it up.
32:26And then move on, until every quiet mountain town is like Los Angeles.
32:30Why? Why would we do such a thing?
32:32Because we have to live in L.A.
32:34And if we can't live in quiet, simple, peaceful mountain towns, then nobody will.
32:38I have now sunk deeper than any human has ever been before!
32:44We are here in the ocean depths
32:47Going deep, deep, deep
32:49Oh, hey, James Cameron!
32:51What the f***?
32:52I've been diving in the deep
32:55And I'm feeling so cheap
32:57You son of a bitch, Newman!
32:59How did you beat me down here?
33:00I don't want anyone raising the bar cause nobody will hire me
33:05Deep, deep, deep in the ocean
33:08Excuse me? If my little brother has been getting some athlete's hormones, then who has been getting Ike's medication?
33:16Tom Brady looking sluggish again today. Not sure what his problem has been lately.
33:20Yeah, definitely not looking as strong and virile as he has in the past, Tom.
33:23Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, Ike!
33:32Brady steps back to pass. He's got an open man at the 40-yard line.
33:36And whatever is wrong with Tom Brady just seems to be getting worse.
33:40Go Broncos.
33:41And now, back to America's Stupidest Home Videos. Here's your host, Bob Saget.
33:46Hey, I just flew into the studio. Boy, are my arms tired.
33:52Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.
33:56Knock, knock.
33:58Bob.
34:00Bob Saget.
34:03Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Angelina Jolie.
34:07Hello, everyone. Hello.
34:11Mr. Bay, can you think of any ideas how to outwit these terrorists?
34:15I believe I can. We start by making a big CG building.
34:19And then we have a meteor go whoosh. And it's all like claw.
34:23And motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?
34:27No, no. We need ideas how to stop the terrorists.
34:31And 18-wheeler spins out of control. And it's all like brash.
34:35And this huge tanker full of diamonds.
34:39You want to play with me?
34:41And this is Vin Diesel.
34:43Oh, hello, gentlemen.
34:44It'd be a really bad idea for you to charity shame me today.
34:48These guys are here to protect my safe space.
34:51That's great.
34:54This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home.
34:58This little piggy wasn't fast in the furious.
35:03And this little piggy goes direct to cable.
35:05Live from our satellite studio in Colorado, this is Dateline.
35:11Tonight, an inside look at Tourette's Syndrome.
35:14I'm Chris Hansen.
35:19In a few minutes, you will meet little Eric Cartman, who wants the world to understand his affliction.
35:24And now, here comes the zip car, which is being driven by Matthew McConaughey.
35:31I was driving a zip car way before I got paid to drive one.
35:38Hello, my honey. Hello, my baby. Hello, my time girl.
35:43No.
35:44Let me start ya. Gonna work ya.
35:48No.
35:49All right, Miss Portman, we need you to open your wormhole.
35:55No.
35:57Please, Miss Portman, you've got to open your wormhole right now.
36:02Uh-uh.
36:03Curses and cranberries. I must get to Plymouth now. Do as they say.
36:09No.
36:10Over billions of years, life has evolved from simple one-celled organisms into all the complex life we see around us.
36:19Whatever.
36:20It was changes in hereditary traits that allowed the first mammals to breathe in the air.
36:25Will it be the simple, rustic cafeteria food of the Challenger, or will the Iron Chef reign supreme?
36:30Hey, no. No. All you people get out of here.
36:32Hold on. Wait. School cafeteria food needs to be healthy.
36:37Why won't people listen to me?
36:40Jamie Oliver!
36:42In times like these, the government often turns to Hollywood for help.
36:45You creative filmmakers can think of ideas. We just can't.
36:48That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyamalan.
36:52The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films.
36:55But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists?
37:02What if...
37:04What if it turns out they aren't terrorists, but they're actually werewolves from the future?
37:11No. No, they're terrorists. They've been linked to Al Qaeda.
37:14But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized?
37:17Being terrorized? By aliens?
37:20No. That's not an idea. That's a twist. We need ideas.
37:26You punk-ass fool.
37:29Why'd you summon me?
37:30Please don't ask me, homie.
37:32You better have a good reason, sucker.
37:34I just was seeing if it works.
37:37Damn. Every Halloween I gots to deal with this shit.
37:40I'm in hell, minding my own business, and the next thing I know, I'm in some kid's bathroom.
37:46I apologize, Mr. Smalls.
37:48Ladies and gentlemen of the U.N., we have evidence that Saddam Hussein is up there building weapons of mass destruction.
37:54We have tried to communicate with Saddam through a psychic to ask him to let us see his warehouses in heaven.
38:00But he has not responded.
38:04Of course he has not responded, because he's dead.
38:06Right. Dead and in heaven.
38:08This is preposterous.
38:09Get that door closed. Keep me covered.
38:12Not good, you're here.
38:13What's the sitch?
38:14What's the sitch?
38:15Four people in there, all stuck in the middle one's dream.
38:18We need to move them all to the next dream level before the projections kill them.
38:21What next dream level?
38:22Alright, look. Right now they're all trapped in a dream.
38:25We need to go in and put them under so they can go into a dream within a dream.
38:28Why?
38:29Because in the dream within a dream we can protect them from getting to limbo.
38:32What's that?
38:33Empty, scary dream space.
38:35So like a nightmare?
38:36No, like a nightmare within a nightmare.
38:38Why can't you wake up from that?
38:39You can, but someone inside the dream has to kick you awake from the nightmare.
38:43That doesn't sound very difficult.
38:44It is.
38:45Why?
38:46Today I am proud to announce the Tesla D.
38:49The most innovative and efficient world-friendly mode of transportation ever created.
38:55Any questions?
38:56Yes, uh, what about Handy Car?
38:59What about it?
39:00Well, all over the country people are realizing that using an app to ride share is even more convenient and eco-friendly than electric cars.
39:06How do you intend to compete with this boy genius in Colorado?
39:14Puff Daddy?
39:15Your friend Kyle told me you don't understand the importance of voting.
39:19I...
39:20Apparently you haven't heard of my vote or die campaign.
39:23Vote or die? What the hell does that even mean?
39:26What you think it means, bitch.
39:29Hello, are you Meat Loaf?
39:30Yeah, what the hell do you want?
39:31Mr. Loaf, we are selling candy bars for our dying friend.
39:34He's not dying, Cartman.
39:35Shut your goddamn mouth.
39:36We have nearly cranked up to a million dollars.
39:39What's this for?
39:40Our friend Chef.
39:41Chef's in trouble?
39:42Yeah, do you know him?
39:43Do I?
39:46Nobody came again.
39:48There, there, couscous, it'll be alright.
39:50Maybe you just need to change your image.
39:52What do you mean?
39:53Nobody wants to see a guy named couscous.
39:55You need a big, strong, beefy name.
39:57Beefy?
39:58Like, uh...
39:59Tri-tip!
40:00That's not bad.
40:01Here, have some Meat Loaf.
40:03I owe everything to Chef.
40:06Yes, I would.
40:08Mr. Jefferson, you're so awesome.
40:11Mr. Jefferson.
40:12Hi, I'm Matt Damon.
40:14You've heard me talk about the wonders of cryptocurrency.
40:17And now there's a company who can give us that new source.
40:21Peepy Water.
40:23Peepy Water?
40:24Peepy Water.
40:25Peepy Water.
40:26Peepy Water.
40:27Peepy Water.
40:28Peepy Water.
40:29Peepy Water.
40:30Peepy Water.
40:31Peepy Water.
40:32Peepy Water.
40:33Peepy Water.
40:35Pee can be used for almost anything.
40:37We can water our lawns with it.
40:39We can also use urine for our shower water.
40:43Fortune favors the brave.
40:45And a brave person knows that pasta cooked in pee water tastes just fine.
40:50Meanwhile, the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, called upon Canadians to stand strong.
40:57Make no mistake, America.
40:59If you do not hand over your president,
41:01there will be war the likes of which you have never seen.
41:04Canadians will rise together.
41:07I call on all Canadians here and abroad to stand with their country.
41:12The U.S. President must answer for his crime.
41:14And only Canada can bring him to justice.
41:18I know. I bet you'd like to meet Madonna, huh?
41:27What was that?
41:28Madonna's an old anorexic whore who warranted a welcome years ago.
41:30And now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f**k herself.
41:37Should I come in now?
41:38Uh, not quite yet.
41:45Our entire production is headquartered here, boys.
41:48We move over 16 tons of chicken every month.
41:52Of course, with the new laws in Colorado, my business has taken quite a hit.
41:56I'm worried other states might follow suit.
41:58We know, Colonel. But we can get your chicken into the state.
42:01We just need a bulk deal. Say, $4.95 a key?
42:05I've got to hand it to you, Colonel. You have everything a man could want.
42:08I like you, Eric. There's no lying in you.
42:11Unfortunately, I don't feel the same way about your friend.
42:14Who, you mean Tommy?
42:17We're all here to help our good friend, Chef, who has touched our lives in the past.
42:21I remember when I was just starting out,
42:23Chef suggested I buy a Pompadour hat.
42:26I thought he said, bite the head off a bat.
42:29So I did. And the rest? Oh, it's just history.
42:32Now let's go crazy!
42:44Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
42:46You bastard!
42:47What, they already have something better than Twitter?
42:49You haven't seen the Alec Baldwin commercial?
42:51No, what Alec Baldwin commercial?
42:54Hello, I'm Alec Baldwin, and I love social media.
42:57But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things that are homophobic.
43:02I don't think that way, I just type that way.
43:05That's when I realized it wasn't me that was homophobic.
43:08It was my thumbs, and they needed to be gotten rid of.
43:12Well, that's okay.
43:14Because now there's a device that can actually take the thoughts in your head
43:18and send them directly to the Internet.
43:21It's called Shitter.
43:23William, how are you, buddy?
43:24Great, Snoop Dogg, and you?
43:26Couldn't be better. I'm just laying down some vocals for my new album.
43:29Great, Snoo-Snoo.
43:30Listen, remember how we always talked about wanting to buy a property up in the mountains
43:33so our kids could ski and ride horses?
43:35Oh yes, the kids bug me about it all the time.
43:37Well, I found the place, Snooty-Roo.
43:39It's in the Rockies, but totally undiscovered, laid back and beautiful.
43:42Oh, it sounds lovely.
43:43You really should come give it a look.
43:45Jada and I would love her some friends to move here with us.
43:47I certainly will, William.
43:48And perhaps I'll give old Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.
43:50They've been looking for vacation properties as well.
43:52Great. Well, listen, let me let you get back to your recording.
43:55I'll see you soon. Bye.
43:56Bye.
43:57This is a fact.
43:59We are all being controlled by an elite, wealthy, and privileged few.
44:04When Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire, was found guilty of sex trafficking,
44:07he was set to squeal on all the elites in Hollywood and in Washington.
44:11Please, Governor, you have to send your troops to join us in this fight.
44:15We're just a small town. We can't stop New Jersey on our own.
44:18We are very sorry, but California cannot afford helping you at this time.
44:24Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?
44:27No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.
44:31Oh. Fine, but when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?
44:36Nevada.
44:37Well, I guess it's time to leave.
44:39Oh, but it's snowing out there.
44:41Yeah, but I need to get home.
44:43But it's snowing out there.
44:45I really should go.
44:46But what's the hurry?
44:47Say, what's in this drink?
44:49That's just some J-E-L-L-O.
44:52The holidays are coming.
44:53This is the oddest holiday special I've ever seen.
44:57Hands up!
45:01You little shits. What the f*** have you done to us?
45:05Oh, wow. It's Adam Sander.
45:07Everyone into the school gymnasium. Move!
45:09I know you all have a lot of questions, so without further ado, let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg.
45:14Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg.
45:16Thank you. It is a great honor to be here, amongst all of you.
45:20For those few who don't know, could you tell us who you are?
45:23I am the founder and chairman of Facebook, but I also have a style that is completely unblockable.
45:28Okay, we'll let him speak, and then we'll open the floor to some questions if there's time. Thank you.
45:33Thank you, right?
45:35I spoke with the FBI, and some Puerto Rican guy has just made their number one most wanted.
45:39Oh, good. Maybe now they'll catch him.
45:42Oh, here's another member of our support group, OJ.
45:45OJ?
45:46Hey, guys.
45:47Chris, Linda, you know OJ Simpson.
45:49Oh, sure.
45:50OJ's wife was killed by some Puerto Rican guy, too.
45:54Yep, it was some Puerto Rican guy, alright.
45:56So you see, Chris and Linda, there are people like you all over the country who have been affected by some Puerto Rican guy.
46:01Thank you, thank you all. Subway is a healthy way to eat fast food and lose weight.
46:07Alright!
46:08But, I feel like I need to come a little clean about something.
46:14It wasn't just Subway sandwiches that made me thin.
46:17Huh?
46:18The reason I was able to lose so much weight so quickly was that I got AIDS.
46:25Huh?
46:26Did he say AIDS?
46:27But I still want to be the leader in a thinner America, and so I'm here to tell you that you should all go out and get AIDS.
46:33Oh, my God.
46:34What the f*** kind of cook do you think you are?
46:36Are you having a laugh?
46:37Hey, hey, you've got your f***ing head up your arse, don't you?
46:40Yes, chef.
46:41Give up, you wanker!
46:42Alright, dad, Gordon Ramsay says you suck. It's time to give up.
46:45No, Stan. No, chef. This is my dream.
46:47Herbert Garrison hasn't let anyone get a look at his invention.
46:50He claims that the vehicle is so genius and revolutionary that it could cause one's eyes to bleed if not properly prepared to see it.
46:57But earlier today, HBC News got footage of some of the country's top investors and richest people who have been invited for a first look,
47:05including Steve Forbes, Steve Jobs, Ted Turner, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Yasmine Bleith.
47:13Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor who seemed to have it all.
47:19Until one day, he came across a pot rose, and his life changed forever.
47:27Now he's sharing his body with an eight-year-old boy, and he's about to find out.
47:34That being eight ain't so great.
47:38Thanks to Kuhn and friends, the country would soon be rid of all evil.
47:41But first, they would come up against their most challenging and most evil opponent, Justin Bieber.
47:47In order to save the Earth, this little butthole had to be stopped.
47:51Baby, baby, baby, ooh baby!
47:53Mr. President, in every test, the results were the same.
47:57The monkeys who were given cash always acted out their sexual addiction to dangerous levels.
48:01It appears that money has a direct effect on the virus' ability to develop.
48:07So we must keep our nation's youth away from money and success.
48:10No good, Mr. President, because we've learned that sex addicts will find ways to make money
48:15and become successful in order to feed their addiction.
48:18You mean boys will start working towards being rich and successful just so they can one day have sex with lots of women?
48:25Yes.
48:26Maybe now you can tell us what the hell is going on?
48:29The end of the world?
48:31We've got one shot and one shot only, and that's to find a place where the contagion can't reach us.
48:35What contagion? My wife didn't get on the plane. Take this plane back to Denver.
48:39You don't understand. There's no Denver left to go back to.
48:44Mr. Cameron, you don't have to do this.
48:46Why don't you just go back to your house in Malibu? Go work on another movie.
48:49I have to do this. I have to try and raise it.
48:52The bar isn't something that actually lowers, Mr. Cameron.
48:55Then how do you explain all the fat people on mobility scooters?
48:58How do you account for Honey Boo Boo?
49:02We did it, guys! I told you that would work!
49:04Yeah! Alright!
49:07You mean it was just a joke? My kids aren't here?
49:11Alright, Butters, go get next to her.
49:13I ain't doing it. We tricked her and it wasn't nice.
49:16Butters, do you want your share of the $100,000 or not?
49:18You're never going to leave me alone, are you?
49:21It ain't right to take advantage of somebody no matter who they are.
49:25It's the Red Wedding, isn't it? You hate how I killed everyone off.
49:28No, sir. We just really need to know about the dragons, but they never seem to show up.
49:32Oh, they're coming. The dragons are on their way.
49:34When?
49:35You really want to know?
49:36Please. It's urgent.
49:38Alright.
49:39Thank you so much.
49:42Once in a while, I come across a book that is so honest and so moving that it changes my life.
49:50A Million Little Fibers is the true story of a man who was born in a laboratory.
49:57Please welcome author Stephen McTolley!
50:05Ah, Ms. Lopez. Come on in.
50:08Yo, make it quick. I got a video shoot at 2 and a script reading at 5.
50:12Yes, well, Ms. Lopez, we regret to inform you that we're dropping you from the label.
50:19What? Oh, no you didn't!
50:22We want to thank you for all your hard work and talent.
50:26You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez. How can you drop me?
50:31Jesus Christ.
50:32Elrond? Elrond! It really is you! Oh, this is the greatest day of my life.
50:39Ah, dude, I need to go to bed.
50:41Don't you understand, Elrond? It's me, Tom Cruise.
50:44Yeah, I know who you are.
50:45Well, haven't I done well, Elrond? Haven't you enjoyed my acting? Which film did you like best?
50:50Please have a seat, Lord.
50:53Hi, Carol.
50:54Lord?
50:55Lord, we're all big fans of your music and we thank the world of you for staying and working here even after your music career took off.
51:02Well, my music and fluvial geomorphology are intertwined.
51:06Amazing, yeah.
51:07You sure about this?
51:08It's time for me to stop running. I need to believe what people tell me.
51:13Let all my fans know I love them, but a gay fish just can't live in the outside world forever.
51:18Don't be sad for me, guys. I'm going home!
51:26Oh, come on.
51:27I've been so lonely, girl. I've been so sad and down. Couldn't understand why haters joked around.
51:33I wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now I got my wish.
51:37Cause I know that I'm a gay fish.
51:42I know that I'm a gay fish.