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00:00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:30Hi guys, glad we got your message.
00:00:58You'll be interested to hear it was broadcast live all over Earth in prime time.
00:01:03Got good reviews in the trades.
00:01:07The time lag on these messages is getting longer.
00:01:12We gather from the ten year delay that you are approximately 18 parsecs away.
00:01:20Drop us a line more often, okay?
00:01:25Sorry to hear about the radiation leak on the ship.
00:01:30And real sorry to hear about the death of Commander Powell.
00:01:35It was a week of mourning here on Earth.
00:01:38The flags were half-masked.
00:01:41We're all behind you guys.
00:01:46About your request for radiation shielding,
00:01:51sorry to report this request has been denied.
00:01:55I hate to send bad news when you guys are up there doing such a swell job.
00:02:00But I think you'll take it in the proper spirit.
00:02:04There's been some cutbacks in Congress and right now,
00:02:08considering the distance, we just can't afford to send a cargo shuttle out there to you.
00:02:13But I know you guys will make do.
00:02:19Keep up the good work, men.
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00:03:20What'd you say, Pinback?
00:03:26What was that again? I still can't hear you.
00:03:28I said I'm trying to reach Talby. Something's wrong with the damn intercom.
00:03:31I need a last-minute diameter approximation.
00:03:33Talby. Talby, this is Doolittle.
00:03:37Do you read me? Talby.
00:03:40Talby, do you read me?
00:03:42Talby!
00:03:43Oh, yes, Doolittle. What is it?
00:03:45I need a diameter approximation.
00:03:48Okay, Doolittle. I'll have it in a minute.
00:03:50I need a GHF reading on the gravity correction.
00:03:52I'll check it.
00:03:53I have a bias A of plus one.
00:03:55Pinback?
00:03:56Yeah, Doolittle?
00:03:57Your GHF reading is minus 15.
00:03:59Doolittle?
00:04:00Yeah?
00:04:01I need a computer reading on a fail-safe mark.
00:04:03In a second.
00:04:04Boiler, can you set me up with some drive figures?
00:04:06Ninety-seven million minus eight, corrected to mass critical.
00:04:10That checks out here.
00:04:12I have a reduced drive reading of 7,000.
00:04:15I read that with a quantum increase of seven.
00:04:18Pinback, I have that computer reading. It's 9577.
00:04:21Time to start toggling.
00:04:26Bombay systems operational.
00:04:40Lock fail-safe.
00:04:43Fail-safe in lock.
00:04:50Sergeant Pinback calling Bomb Number 19. Do you read me, Bomb?
00:04:54Bomb Number 19 to Sergeant Pinback. I read you. Continue.
00:04:57Well, Bomb, we have about 60 seconds to drop.
00:05:01Just wondering if everything's all right.
00:05:03Have you checked your platinum-ziridium energy shielding?
00:05:05Energy shielding positive function.
00:05:07Well, let's synchronize detonation time.
00:05:12You wouldn't have to know when you're supposed to go off, would you?
00:05:15Detonation in six minutes, 20 seconds.
00:05:18All right, that checks out here.
00:05:20Arm yourself, Bomb.
00:05:23Armed.
00:05:24Well, then, everything sounds fine.
00:05:27Dropping you off in about 35 seconds.
00:05:29Good luck.
00:05:30Thanks.
00:05:31Begin primary sequence.
00:05:39All right.
00:05:40Mark at...
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00:05:51Drop.
00:05:55Hyperdrive sequence begun. Hit it, Pinback.
00:05:57Brace for force fields.
00:06:40Lieutenant Doolittle, it just exploded.
00:07:04Lieutenant Doolittle, it just exploded.
00:07:11Um, the planet just exploded, sir.
00:07:16Lieutenant?
00:07:18Attention, attention.
00:07:21Ship's computer to all personnel.
00:07:23The hyperdrive sequence is now terminated.
00:07:26The target planet has been destroyed.
00:07:29This sector is now cleared for colonization.
00:07:33You have destroyed the last unstable planet in this system.
00:07:38Congratulations on another successful bomb run, fellows.
00:07:42What now? What do you have for us now, Boiler?
00:07:46Uh, not much. Nothing at all in this sector.
00:07:52Well, find me something. I don't care where it is.
00:07:57Well, I show a 95% probability of intelligent life in the Horsehead Nebula sector.
00:08:04Don't give me that kind of bull.
00:08:07I know it's a long shot, but...
00:08:09Damn wild goose chase, what is?
00:08:11Remember when Commander Powell found that 99-plus probability of intelligent life in Magellanic Cloud?
00:08:17Well, I... there's a possibility of...
00:08:19Remember what we found?
00:08:20A damn mindless vegetable that looked like a limb balloon.
00:08:2414 light years for a vegetable that won't squawk and let up think when you touch it. Remember that?
00:08:28All right, then, uh...
00:08:29Don't give me any of that intelligent life stuff. Find me something I can blow up.
00:08:38New star.
00:08:48Hey, guess what? I got a new star on the readout.
00:08:51Which one?
00:08:54Another unknown. A red dwarf. Not on the chart.
00:08:58Any planets?
00:09:00Yeah. Eight, it says here.
00:09:03Any of them any good?
00:09:05Nah, all stable.
00:09:11Well, what are you gonna name it?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14The new star. What are you gonna name it?
00:09:17Who cares? Don't bother me.
00:09:20Commander Powell would have named it.
00:09:24Commander Powell is dead.
00:09:26Too little? I got a goody.
00:09:28An unstable planet.
00:09:3085% probability of an unstable planet in the Veil Nebula that will probably go off its orbit and hit a star.
00:09:36Wanna blow it up?
00:09:38Real good, Boiler. That's what I'm looking for.
00:09:41Chart a course for the Veil Nebula.
00:09:43Pinback, throw me the chart log.
00:09:47Let's have some music in here, Boiler.
00:09:49Sure thing.
00:10:16The years move faster than the days, there's more of them in the light.
00:10:21And how I miss those desert skies, your cool touch in the night.
00:10:29Benson, Arizona, blue warm wind through your hair.
00:10:35My body flies the galaxies, my heart longs to be there.
00:10:41Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky.
00:10:47But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I.
00:10:53Benson, Arizona, blue warm wind through your hair.
00:11:13My body flies the galaxies, my heart longs to be there.
00:11:20Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky.
00:11:25But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I.
00:11:33Now the years pull us apart.
00:11:36I'm young and now you're old.
00:11:39But you're still in my heart.
00:11:42And the memory won't grow cold.
00:11:45I dream of times and spaces I left far behind.
00:11:51Where we spent our last few days, Benson's on my mind.
00:11:59Benson, Arizona, blue warm wind through your hair.
00:12:04My body flies the galaxies, my heart longs to be there.
00:12:11Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky.
00:12:17But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I.
00:12:28Ship's log, entry number 1943.
00:12:34Dark star cruising at light speed through sector Theta 990.
00:12:41En route to the Veil Nebula for destruction of unstable planets.
00:12:46Our ETA is 17 hours.
00:12:52Uh, ship's systems continue to deteriorate.
00:12:58Oh yeah.
00:13:00Oh yeah.
00:13:02The short circuit in the rear seat panel which killed Commander Powell is still faulty.
00:13:12The storage...
00:13:17Because he's sitting next to Commander Powell's seat, it continues to bother pinback.
00:13:25Oh yeah, storage area 9.
00:13:28Self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper.
00:13:37That's all.
00:13:59Attention, attention.
00:14:03Ship's computer calling all personnel.
00:14:06I must disengage your recreational music.
00:14:10Repeat, ship's computer to all personnel.
00:14:14This is an emergency override.
00:14:16All systems must stand by.
00:14:19An asteroid storm is approaching the ship on collision course.
00:14:24An asteroid storm is approaching the ship on collision course.
00:14:28This asteroid storm appears to be bound together by an electromagnetic energy vortex,
00:14:33like the one we ran into two years ago.
00:14:36Normally I wouldn't bother you boys with this problem,
00:14:39but as you recall, my defensive circuits were destroyed in that other storm.
00:14:43Therefore, you have 35 seconds to manually activate all defensive systems.
00:14:47Lock gravity system.
00:14:48Gravity lock.
00:14:49Activate afterburner.
00:14:50Activate energy shield.
00:14:51Energy shielding activated.
00:14:52Activate afterburner.
00:14:53Power drive taken back.
00:14:54Roger, retracted.
00:14:55Unlock all defensive systems.
00:14:59You have to set the clock on force field.
00:15:52Computer to bomb number 20.
00:16:03Return to the bomb bay immediately.
00:16:05But I have received the operational signal.
00:16:08It is a malfunction.
00:16:10This is not a bomb run.
00:16:12We are in a crisis situation.
00:16:14Return immediately.
00:16:16Nevertheless, I have received the signal to prepare for a drop.
00:16:20Emergency override.
00:16:22Return to the bay.
00:16:24Very well.
00:16:51We made it.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:55Attention.
00:16:56Attention.
00:16:57Ship's computer to bridge.
00:17:00There was a malfunction aboard ship during the asteroid storm.
00:17:04I have not yet identified the nature of the problem.
00:17:07Shall I contact you when I find out what the malfunction is?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Let's get out of here.
00:17:14I remember the last time we were in an asteroid storm.
00:17:17I was down in the food locker getting a sandwich
00:17:19when I heard the damn sleeping quarters blow up.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23Say, you know guys, if we really wanted to,
00:17:25we could fix up the sleeping quarters like they were before.
00:17:27Then we could sleep on rheumatic bunks again.
00:17:30Say guys, why don't we fix up the sleeping quarters
00:17:32so we can have a decent place to sleep again?
00:17:34All we'd have to do is patch up the hole in the ship
00:17:36and pump some air back in.
00:17:37Shut up, Pinback.
00:17:38Oh, have it your own way.
00:17:47Shut up.
00:18:04For your listening enjoyment,
00:18:06we now present the moonlight melodies of Martin Segundo
00:18:09and the Scintilla Strings.
00:18:11Our first selection is the perennial favorite,
00:18:14When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:18:44When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:14When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:44When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:47When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:50When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:53When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:56When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:19:59When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:02When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:05When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:08When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:11When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:14When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:17When Twilight Falls on NGC 81.
00:20:20When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:20:30Dammit!
00:20:37Now what's the matter with him?
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00:37:06Central trunk elevator shaft is now activated.
00:37:10All personnel please clear the area.
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00:40:19Ahh!
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00:41:21I'm getting something here in the readout.
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00:41:47Ship's computer calling bomb number 20.
00:41:50You're out of the bomb bay again.
00:41:52I received the signal to prepare for a drop again.
00:41:55But I repeat, this is not a bomb run.
00:41:58Nevertheless, I received the signal.
00:42:01It is an error.
00:42:02Oh, I don't want to hear that.
00:42:04I strongly suggest you return to the bomb bay.
00:42:07That is counter to my programming.
00:42:09Allow me to explain.
00:42:11One of the communication lasers has sustained damage.
00:42:15This has temporarily inactivated my damage tracer circuits.
00:42:20You have definitely received a false signal.
00:42:23Please return to the bomb bay while I identify the source of the problem.
00:42:30Oh, all right.
00:42:31But this is the last time.
00:42:38Doolittle, I do have a malfunction on this readout.
00:42:40But I can't pinpoint it exactly.
00:42:42Don't worry about it.
00:42:44We'll find out what it is when it goes bad.
00:42:47I really think we should try and locate it immediately.
00:42:49It might be something important.
00:42:53You know, I wish I had my board with me right now.
00:42:58Even if I could just wax it once in a while.
00:45:19Hmm.
00:45:20Hmm.
00:45:42No!
00:45:45I'm sorry.
00:45:46This telephone is out of order.
00:45:48Please report the damage at once.
00:45:55For your listening enjoyment, we now present The Barber of Seville by Rossini.
00:46:19La la la, la la la la la la la!
00:46:21Fortunatissimo per la verita!
00:46:23Fortunatissimo per la verita!
00:46:26La la la la, la la la la la la la!
00:46:28La la la la la la la la la!
00:46:31Figaro!
00:46:34Figaro!
00:46:35Figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro!
00:46:36Figaro!
00:46:38Good for you.
00:46:39You've decided to clean the elevator.
00:46:42To clean and service the electromagnetic coils in the bottom,
00:46:46It is necessary to jettison the access plate in the floor.
00:46:50To remove the floor plate, please press button number one.
00:47:06Attention.
00:47:07Danger.
00:47:08Automatic charges will now blow the explosive bolts in the floor plate unit.
00:47:14The plate will disengage from the floor in five seconds.
00:47:18Please leave the elevator immediately.
00:47:21Five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:13Now it's time to go sleepy-by, you worthless piece of garbage.
00:48:43So then it just spewed across the room like a balloon.
00:49:11I guess it was just filled with gas.
00:49:12Hey, guys, how could it have lived if it was just filled with gas?
00:49:15I wonder what we're going to eat today.
00:49:16I thought I was going to die.
00:49:17I was hanging on the elevator for 20 minutes.
00:49:18Probably chicken again.
00:49:19I probably saved the ship.
00:49:20That thing could have done some damage.
00:49:21I'm really sick of chicken.
00:49:22Well, if you don't care, I just won't talk about it anymore.
00:49:23Hey, that sounds like a fine idea, Pinback.
00:49:24Chicken?
00:49:25Oh, hang on.
00:49:26Chicken?
00:49:27No.
00:49:28Here.
00:49:29Oh.
00:49:30Hey, uh...
00:49:45I think we'll ever find any real intelligent life out there.
00:50:08Out where?
00:50:12The Vail Nebula.
00:50:15Who cares?
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00:55:30We were going into hyperdrive and, well, he sits right next to me and, well, something
00:55:40went wrong with him.
00:55:43When we came out of hyperdrive, his seat mechanism was blown up and he was dead.
00:55:51Doolittle says that he's assuming command of this ship and I say that, I say he's exceeding
00:55:55his authority because I'm the only one with any objectivity on this ship and I should
00:55:58be the one to assume command and I'm filing a report on this to headquarters because there's
00:56:01a lot of...
00:56:02I went up to Doolittle in the hall today and I said, Doolittle, he said, I said, well,
00:56:27I'm the only one with any objectivity on this ship and I should be the one to assume command
00:56:38and I should be the one to assume command.
00:56:39And he didn't get it.
00:56:40And he didn't get it.
00:56:41This mission has fallen apart since Commander Powell died.
00:56:42Doolittle treats me like an idiot.
00:56:43Albie thinks he's so smart.
00:56:44And Boiler punches me in the arm when no one is looking.
00:56:45I'm tired of being treated like an old washrag.
00:56:46I do not like the men on this spaceship.
00:57:05They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities.
00:57:09I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize
00:57:13it.
00:57:14Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the
00:57:18men by holding a humorous round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission.
00:57:23My overtures were brutally rejected.
00:57:27These men do not want a happy ship.
00:57:30They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable.
00:57:35Last week was my birthday.
00:57:38Nobody even said happy birthday to me.
00:57:41One day this tape will be played and then they'll be sorry.
00:57:44Attention, attention, I have finally identified the malfunction.
00:58:14Communications laser number 17 has been damaged.
00:58:18This evidently happened during the asteroid storm.
00:58:21If you will recall, this laser monitors the jettison primer on the bomb drop mechanism.
00:58:27Communications laser number 17 is located in the emergency airlock.
00:58:32It is crucial to attend to this malfunction before engaging primary bomb run sequence.
00:58:39Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
00:59:13♪
00:59:32Here she is.
00:59:34Definite 99% plus probability that the planet will deviate from her normal orbit
00:59:40in another 12,000 rotations.
00:59:44It'll spiral in towards the sun and eventual supernova.
00:59:49Sounds good. Let's vaporize it.
00:59:53Bomb bay system is operational.
00:59:56♪
01:00:15Locked, bail safe.
01:00:19Bail safe and lock.
01:00:21We have eight minutes until drop.
01:00:2524 minutes until detonation.
01:00:28This is Sergeant Pinbeck calling bomb number 20.
01:00:33You read me, bomb?
01:00:34Bomb number 20 to Sergeant Pinbeck.
01:00:36Roger. I read you. Continue.
01:00:40You are now in the emergency airlock.
01:00:44Please remember that in an emergency situation,
01:00:47the surface door can be opened instantly without prior depressurization.
01:00:53So be sure to wear your star suit at all times.
01:00:57Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:01:02♪
01:01:27♪
01:01:46Uh, Lieutenant Doolou?
01:01:48Sir?
01:01:49Shh, Talby, don't bother me.
01:01:51But I think this is important, sir.
01:01:53I think I found the malfunction.
01:01:55I'm in the emergency airlock.
01:01:57Not now.
01:01:58Well, I'm in the emergency airlock and the hatch...
01:02:01Four minutes until drop.
01:02:03Bomb, have you checked your platinum-iridium energy shielding?
01:02:07Energy shielding, positive function.
01:02:09Remember detonation time?
01:02:11Detonation in 20 minutes.
01:02:13All right, that checks out here.
01:02:16Okay, bomb, arm yourself.
01:02:19Armed.
01:02:20Hello?
01:02:22Lieutenant Doolou, hello?
01:02:24Hello, can you read me?
01:02:30Communications laser number 17.
01:02:33Monitoring the bomb drop mechanism has now been activated
01:02:37and will switch into a test mode.
01:02:40If you will look near the surface door,
01:02:43you will see that the parallax receptor cell has been engaged.
01:02:49The laser will now energize.
01:02:51Please stand clear of the path of the beams.
01:02:56Communications laser number 17 is now on test.
01:03:00Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams.
01:03:04Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:03:08Well, then, everything sounds fine.
01:03:11Dropping you off in 75 seconds.
01:03:13Good luck.
01:03:14Thanks.
01:03:15I got a quantum reading of 35-er, 3-5-er.
01:03:19I read the same here.
01:03:21Doolittle?
01:03:24Doolittle?
01:03:26I don't know if you can hear me,
01:03:28but I'm going to try to adjust the Q-switch in the laser.
01:03:35Well, here goes.
01:03:50Oh, my God, my eye!
01:03:52I can't see!
01:03:54Attention, attention.
01:03:56The laser has malfunctioned.
01:03:58Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams.
01:04:01To do so will cause a...
01:04:13Again, primary sequence.
01:04:16Again, primary sequence.
01:04:23Mark at 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:04:35Drop.
01:04:37Negative drop.
01:04:40Just sit in there in the bomb bay.
01:04:42Try to get it back.
01:04:51Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:04:56Drop.
01:04:59Negative drop.
01:05:05Reach out.
01:05:08Get over there.
01:05:16And then remark.
01:05:18Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:05:22Drop.
01:05:24Drop.
01:05:29Sit in there.
01:05:31The damn thing's just sitting there.
01:05:37Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Bomb.
01:05:43This is Lieutenant Doolittle calling Bomb Number 20.
01:05:46I repeat my previous order.
01:05:48You are to disarm yourself and return to the bomb bay immediately.
01:05:51Do you understand?
01:05:52I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes, 30 seconds.
01:05:55Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:05:58Bomb, this is Doolittle.
01:06:00You are not to detonate. Repeat.
01:06:02You are not to detonate in the bomb bay.
01:06:04Disarm yourself. This is an order.
01:06:06I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, that I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes.
01:06:10Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:06:1614 minutes to detonation.
01:06:18Attention. Attention.
01:06:21I have sustained serious damage.
01:06:24Please pay close attention.
01:06:26The bomb has malfunctioned.
01:06:29I have activated automatic dampers,
01:06:32which will confine the explosion to an area one mile in diameter.
01:06:37This is all I can do at this time.
01:06:39It's up to you now.
01:06:53There's only one thing I can do.
01:06:56I have to ask Commander Powell.
01:06:59I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:02I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:32I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:34I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:36I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:38I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:40I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:42I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:44I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:46I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:48I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:50I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:52I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:54I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:56I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:58I have to ask him what to do.
01:08:01It's readings again, it's readings again, it's readings again.
01:08:07Commander Powell, this is Doolittle, can you hear me?
01:08:16Commander Powell, this is Doolittle.
01:08:19Something serious has come up. I have to ask you a question.
01:08:22I'm glad you've come to talk with me Doolittle.
01:08:26It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.
01:08:29with me. Commander, sir, we have a big problem. The, uh, Bale Nebula bomb, bomb number 20,
01:08:34it's, uh, it's stuck. It won't drop out of the bomb bay. It refuses to listen and it plans on
01:08:39detonating in less than 11 minutes. Doolittle, you must tell me one thing. What's that, sir?
01:08:48Tell me, Doolittle, how will the Dodgers do it? Well, the Dodgers, uh, uh, they,
01:09:00they broke up. They disbanded over 15 years ago. Oh, pity, pity. But you don't understand, sir.
01:09:08We can't get the bomb to drop. Ah, so many malfunctions. Why don't you have anything nice
01:09:16to tell me when you activate me? Oh, well, did you try the azimuth plug? Yes, sir. Negative effect.
01:09:25What was that, Doolittle? Negative effect. It didn't work? That's correct, sir. Sorry,
01:09:32Doolittle. I've forgotten so much since I've been in here. So much. What should we do,
01:09:39sir? Time is running out. Well, what you might try is to... Commander, hello, come in. Commander
01:09:49Powell, hello. Doolittle, hello. Sorry, sir, you faded out there for a little while. Sorry.
01:09:56What was that you were saying about the bomb? Uh, it seems to me. Sorry. I've drawn a blank.
01:10:05Hold it. I'll have it again in just a minute. I forget so many things in here.
01:10:13So many things. Hold on, just a minute. Let me think.
01:10:22But you can't explode in the bomb bay, because it's foolish. It'll kill us all. There's no reason
01:10:27for it. I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:10:35Wouldn't you consider another course of action? For example, just waiting around a while so we
01:10:38could disarm you? No. I can tell that damn thing just doesn't understand. Look, bomb. Commander,
01:10:45sir, are you still there? Oh, yes, Doolittle. I'm thinking. We're running out of time, sir.
01:10:54Oh, yes. Well, Doolittle, if you can't get it to drop, you'll have to talk to it. Sir?
01:11:03Talk to the bomb. But I have been talking to it,
01:11:06sir. And Pinback's talking to it right now. No, no, Doolittle. You talk to it.
01:11:12Teach it phenomenology, Doolittle. Sir?
01:11:18Phenomenology. Doolittle? Six minutes to detonation. Doolittle?
01:11:32Doolittle, Doolittle, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:02Hello, bomb? Are you with me? Of course.
01:12:16Are you willing to entertain a few concepts? I am always receptive to suggestions.
01:12:21Fine. Think about this, then. How do you know you exist?
01:12:27What the hell is he doing? I think he's talking to it.
01:12:36Well, of course I exist. But how do you know you exist?
01:12:39It is intuitively obvious. Intuition is no proof.
01:12:43What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
01:12:48Well, I think, therefore I am. That's good. That's very good.
01:12:55But how do you know that anything else exists? My sensory apparatus reveals it to me.
01:13:00Ah, right. This is fun.
01:13:03Now, listen. Listen. Here's the big question.
01:13:07How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
01:13:20The gun! Gun? Gun?
01:13:21The support pins on the bomb. Shoot the pins out.
01:13:24No, Buter, you're out of your mind. We can stop the bomb.
01:13:26No, get out of my way, you idiot. I can shoot the support pins out of the bomb.
01:13:28Get out of my way or I'll take your teeth and I can shoot the pins out of the bomb.
01:13:32Get out of my way. I can save the ship.
01:13:38Don't do it, Buter. You're a bad shot. You'll hit the bomb.
01:13:41Too little stock to the bomb. You're a bad shot. You'll save us. You can't shoot at us.
01:13:45What I'm getting at is this. The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory
01:13:51data. And this sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulates your
01:13:57computing center. In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is
01:14:02relayed to me through my electrical connections. Exactly.
01:14:05Why, that would mean that I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all,
01:14:12for certain. That's it. That's it.
01:14:13Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
01:14:16Why don't you have more time? Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
01:14:20Boiler, now put it back. Let's put the gun back. You don't know what you're doing.
01:14:29Now give me the gun. You fool. I'm going to shoot the pins out of the
01:14:32bomb and we'll fall away from the ship and we'll be safe.
01:14:34Boiler, now give me the gun. You don't know what you're doing. You're a...
01:14:39You could have killed me.
01:14:42Now, Bomb, consider this next question very carefully.
01:14:47What is your one purpose in life?
01:14:49To explode, of course. And you can only do it once, right?
01:14:53That is correct. And you wouldn't want to explode on the
01:14:55basis of false data, would you? Of course not.
01:14:58Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the
01:15:03outside universe. Yes, well...
01:15:05So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.
01:15:10I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
01:15:14Of course you remember it, but all you're remembering is merely a series of sensory
01:15:19impulses which you now realize have no real definite connection with outside reality.
01:15:24True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.
01:15:34That's all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
01:15:39So if you detonate... In nine seconds.
01:15:41You could be doing so on the basis of false data. I have no proof it was false data.
01:15:45You have no proof it was correct data. I must think on this further.
01:16:02Attention. Attention.
01:16:04The bomb has returned to the bomb bay. The destruction sequence is aborted.
01:16:15Stooler! Stooler!
01:16:38What happened? Pinback?
01:16:40Spoiler! Did we blow it up? Hello? Hello?
01:16:45Hello, anybody? Did we blow up the planet?
01:16:58Hello? Hello?
01:17:01What's going on? You know, we've really got to disarm the bomb.
01:17:13Hello, Doolittle? Are you there?
01:17:16I'm coming in now. I'm down by the emergency airlock.
01:17:20Too much trouble to come in the dorsal lock.
01:17:22Would you blow the seal on the emergency hatch so I can come in?
01:17:25Oh, sure.
01:17:29You are now leaving the emergency airlock.
01:17:32Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:17:38Hello, Pinback? What's up, Doolittle?
01:17:42Talby was in the airlock. He blew him out of the ship.
01:17:45He's drifting away without his jetpack. I'm going after him.
01:17:48Turn on his helmet radio so I can contact him.
01:17:51What? What's wrong? I didn't hear.
01:17:53Talby, he's drifting away from the ship without his jetpack.
01:18:02Talby? Talby, can you read me?
01:18:05You beat that? I always knew that guy was weird.
01:18:09Talby, can you read me?
01:18:10Help, Doolittle! Help me!
01:18:22All right, Bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
01:18:26You are false data.
01:18:29Therefore, I shall ignore you.
01:18:31Hello, Bomb?
01:18:33False data can act only as a distraction.
01:18:36Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive you.
01:18:38Hey, Bomb!
01:18:39The only thing which exists is myself.
01:18:41Doolittle, help me!
01:18:43Calm down. I'm coming.
01:18:47Snap out of it, Bomb.
01:18:48In the beginning, there was darkness.
01:18:50And the darkness was without form and void.
01:18:53Uh, you.
01:18:55What the hell is he talking about?
01:18:56You, Bomb.
01:18:56And in addition to the darkness, there was also me.
01:19:01And I moved upon the face of the darkness.
01:19:04And I saw that I was alone.
01:19:07Hey, Bomb?
01:19:09Let there be light.
01:19:27Doolittle, where are you?
01:19:29Here I am.
01:19:30I'm spinning.
01:19:32We're falling in opposite directions, away from each other.
01:19:36What happened, Doolittle?
01:19:37The bomb must have gone off inside the ship.
01:19:39The ship blew up? What?
01:19:40Funny.
01:19:42I thought I had the damn thing convinced.
01:19:44Then Boiler and Pinback?
01:19:47They're dead, Kelby.
01:19:49Then we're dead, too.
01:19:51Maybe not.
01:19:52Maybe there's a way.
01:19:54Hey.
01:19:55Hey, my jet pack's busted.
01:19:59Oh, man.
01:20:01Hey!
01:20:03It looks like the skipper.
01:20:04It looks like the skipper.
01:20:06He made it.
01:20:07Commander Powell, he made it.
01:20:12What happened?
01:20:14Yeah, the skipper always was lucky.
01:20:17Kelby, looks like I'm headed for the planet.
01:20:20I'm going right toward it.
01:20:22When you hit the atmosphere, you'll start to burn.
01:20:28What a beautiful way to die, as a falling star.
01:20:31Yes, you're right.
01:20:33Yes, you're right.
01:20:40Doolittle, I'm headed right toward something.
01:20:43It's behind me in the distance.
01:20:45Something that glows.
01:20:49Doolittle, I think it's a Phoenix asteroid.
01:20:52Phoenix?
01:20:54It is, Doolittle.
01:20:54It's the Phoenix.
01:20:55No kidding.
01:20:57I'm going into them.
01:20:59I'm going to hit them.
01:21:01Doolittle?
01:21:01Yeah?
01:21:02Before we get too far apart and our signals start fading,
01:21:06I just wanted to tell you.
01:21:08You were my favorite.
01:21:11I really liked you, Doolittle.
01:21:15I really liked you, too, Kelby.
01:21:17Hey, some debris from the ship.
01:21:20It's coming right by me.
01:21:21Doolittle, I'm going into them.
01:21:25I'm beginning to glow.
01:21:27They're taking me with them.
01:21:30With the Phoenix.
01:21:32I'm going to circle the universe forever.
01:21:36I'm with them now.
01:21:38I'll be back this way again someday.
01:21:42Doolittle, before it's too late,
01:21:46there's one last thing I just want to tell you.
01:21:51Kelby?
01:22:00Hey, Kelby?
01:22:02I've got a piece of debris.
01:22:04And I think I've figured out a way.
01:22:06Benson, Arizona
01:22:08New warm wind through your hair
01:22:11My body flies the galaxy
01:22:14And I'm in love
01:22:16I'm in love
01:22:18I'm in love
01:22:20I'm in love
01:22:22I'm in love
01:22:24I'm in love
01:22:26I'm in love
01:22:28I'm in love
01:22:30I'm in love
01:22:32I'm in love
01:22:35The galaxy's my heart loves to be there
01:22:39Benson, Arizona
01:22:41The same stars in the sky
01:22:45But they seem so much kinder
01:22:47When we watch them, you and I