The president's wife wants to eat you every day - Drama Chinese
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00:00:00高端的食材往往只需要采用最朴素的烹饪方式 High-end ingredients often only need to be cooked in the simplest way
00:00:18阿弥陀佛 棒 你就不必了 Amitabha Buddha, you don't have to do this
00:00:26好啊 听你的 Okay, I'll listen to you
00:00:31肉质鲜美 一口就可得到生鲜 The meat is delicious and you can feel the freshness in just one bite
00:00:37阿弥陀佛 Amitabha Buddha
00:00:38和尚 你这样千年一遇的美食 可在我们十里八乡妖精前传遍了呢 Monk, you have passed on such a thousand-year-old delicacy to the demons in the Eight Deserts of Shili
00:00:46嗯? Oof!
00:00:56与其让那不堪入目的妖精把你吃了 倒不如让我白骨夫人把你豁得干净 与其让你受了那个妖神的屠宰 But instead of letting that unmoved demon eat you up, how about letting me wipe you up
00:01:07如何 How does that sound?
00:01:12市主 你这是在做什么 Umbrella, what is happened there
00:01:16Master, please don't do this.
00:01:20Master, please don't destroy the book the King of Nvrgul gave me.
00:01:24Master, please have mercy.
00:01:26I don't understand the words in your book.
00:01:34It doesn't matter.
00:01:35What I want is just your flesh.
00:01:41How dare you!
00:01:46Wukong!
00:01:47Don't be afraid of me!
00:01:52Sun Wukong!
00:01:54Sun Wukong!
00:01:55Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie! Zhu...
00:01:58Where is Zhu Bajie?
00:02:01Where am I?
00:02:11Tang San!
00:02:13Don't talk nonsense!
00:02:16Tang San!
00:02:21I seem to be trapped by something.
00:02:25Tang San!
00:02:26I want to eat Tang San's flesh!
00:02:28I want to eat Tang San's flesh!
00:02:29It's Shang Yun!
00:02:30I'm not Tang San!
00:02:31What's wrong with you?
00:02:32Madam fainted and woke up.
00:02:33I want to eat Tang San's flesh!
00:02:35I want to eat Tang San's flesh!
00:02:36Go to the mental hospital and get a doctor.
00:02:38The best in the world.
00:02:41We Tang family have a lot of things.
00:02:43But I, Tang San, can't have a crazy wife.
00:02:47She said she was Tang San.
00:02:48Not Tang San.
00:02:50It's Tang San.
00:02:53Why are you dressed like this?
00:02:54Why are you here?
00:02:55Come here.
00:02:56Let me have a look.
00:02:57Let me have a look.
00:02:58Let me have a look.
00:02:59Let me have a look.
00:03:00Let me have a look.
00:03:01Let me have a look.
00:03:02I want Tang San's flesh.
00:03:03Tang San's flesh.
00:03:04Tang San's flesh.
00:03:05Let me have a look.
00:03:06You are from the mortal world.
00:03:07Let me have a look.
00:03:08Take care of her.
00:03:11Let me have a look.
00:03:12Let me have a look.
00:03:13Yes, young master.
00:03:15Stop.
00:03:16Stop, young lady.
00:03:22Who is this?
00:03:23Who is this?
00:03:24Who is this?
00:03:27Why am I like this?
00:03:31Madam, you always look like this.
00:03:33Hu.
00:03:36Say it.
00:03:37This leather bag is old and vulgar.
00:03:41I am the wife of a white dog.
00:03:51I am the wife of a black dog.
00:03:56I am the wife of a mad dog.
00:04:00I am the wife of a mad dog.
00:04:01I am the wife of a mad dog.
00:04:02My wife's designation is a bit wrong.
00:04:04My wife's designation is a bit wrong.
00:04:08Or
00:04:10my magic power
00:04:11is trapped in this body.
00:04:14So I can't use it.
00:04:16Is it possible that
00:04:17I can break the seal
00:04:18after eating Tang San's flesh?
00:04:21My magic power can come back.
00:04:23After being cured,
00:04:24I have to cry for the rest of my life.
00:04:26Tang San,
00:04:27you will die this time.
00:04:28You!
00:04:32First, put in the three-spice hot pot base.
00:04:37Fragrant.
00:04:38It's a familiar smell.
00:04:39Add hot water.
00:04:42Then put the ingredients in.
00:04:59Coriander.
00:05:02Green onion.
00:05:03According to the book,
00:05:04if the taste is strong,
00:05:05you can add Sichuan pepper and star anise.
00:05:09What's so personal?
00:05:13It's a familiar smell.
00:05:15Star anise, white paper, bay leaf.
00:05:19Leopard!
00:05:29How can the people here
00:05:30come up with so many ways to eat?
00:05:33He wants to kill me.
00:05:39I lost.
00:05:40I lost.
00:05:41I lost.
00:05:52Leopard.
00:05:54Leopard.
00:06:04A small trick.
00:06:06If you don't let me use the bathtub,
00:06:07I can also
00:06:09bathe you.
00:06:18According to the book,
00:06:19the marinade
00:06:21tastes great.
00:06:24What?
00:06:29Marinade?
00:06:31Great?
00:06:33Dark soy sauce, light soy sauce, cumin.
00:06:35It's all over the place.
00:06:37What does this woman want to do?
00:06:39What is her purpose?
00:06:43Everything is under control.
00:06:45Change the rice.
00:06:48It's so hot.
00:06:49It's so hot.
00:06:53It's so hot.
00:06:54It's so hot.
00:06:55It's so hot.
00:06:56It's so hot.
00:06:57Take a closer look.
00:06:59She's pretty.
00:07:16Young master, we have investigated it clearly.
00:07:18The young lady
00:07:19is the spy
00:07:20arranged by your uncle.
00:07:24I see.
00:07:28But why did she
00:07:29pretend to be crazy?
00:07:54You are not only late
00:07:55to the board meeting,
00:07:56but also
00:07:57sit in that position
00:07:58without
00:07:59everyone's permission.
00:08:01Your father just passed away.
00:08:03How can you be so rude?
00:08:06Uncle,
00:08:07you still have the face to mention my father.
00:08:09Then why is my father not here?
00:08:11Uncle,
00:08:12you must keep your mouth shut.
00:08:15Your father
00:08:16said in the will
00:08:17that
00:08:18he would not
00:08:19let you
00:08:20see him again.
00:08:21Your father
00:08:22mentioned this
00:08:23in the will.
00:08:24He has no right to do so.
00:08:26He can't take over the company.
00:08:28Really?
00:08:30Uncle,
00:08:32your hat
00:08:33is so big.
00:08:35You still
00:08:36don't admit your mistake
00:08:37and repent.
00:08:39You are so arrogant.
00:08:41Then let me ask you.
00:08:42How long
00:08:43are you going to hide
00:08:45the news of your wife?
00:08:47The news of my wife?
00:08:51You have no evidence.
00:08:52Uncle,
00:08:53you are slandering me.
00:08:58Bai Yiyi.
00:09:02What are you doing?
00:09:03Think about your family.
00:09:04Think again.
00:09:05What did you do?
00:09:07I don't have a family.
00:09:10I'm here to eat sweet and sour pork.
00:09:13Didn't you tell me
00:09:14there was sweet and sour pork here?
00:09:15Are you going to keep your mouth shut?
00:09:18The boss arranged a spy
00:09:19to be unreliable.
00:09:22Sweet and sour pork
00:09:23can be eaten by everyone.
00:09:25But
00:09:26you
00:09:27have to look at the boss's eyes
00:09:28and color.
00:09:32You want me to look at others' eyes
00:09:34when you eat meat?
00:09:35I tell you.
00:09:36After I eat sweet and sour pork,
00:09:38I will save all of you
00:09:39one by one
00:09:40one by one
00:09:41as food.
00:09:45You forced me and Bai Yiyi
00:09:46to get married in the name of the family.
00:09:48It turned out to be a surprise.
00:09:50What?
00:09:51You still don't want to admit it now?
00:09:53I tell you.
00:09:55For the sake of you being my nephew,
00:09:57how many times have I persuaded you?
00:09:59But you just don't listen.
00:10:02Now it's good.
00:10:04Your wife is here.
00:10:06I see what face you still have
00:10:08to stay here.
00:10:14Yiyi.
00:10:15I...
00:10:16You keep everyone at home.
00:10:19How did he hit you?
00:10:21Hit me?
00:10:24It also depends on the boss's eyes
00:10:25and color.
00:10:27I see.
00:10:30The man just now
00:10:31said I had to look at your eyes
00:10:33when I ate him.
00:10:34Come on.
00:10:35Let me see what color you are.
00:10:38I don't understand your color.
00:10:39Or
00:10:40what do you want me to do to him?
00:10:42Just say it.
00:10:43Don't turn the bamboo.
00:10:44If you turn the bamboo again,
00:10:45it will fall out.
00:10:48Yiyi.
00:10:49I told you to say it.
00:10:51You just have to tell me
00:10:53about his domestic violence.
00:10:57Domestic violence?
00:10:58Yes.
00:10:59But I didn't plan to take revenge.
00:11:02At home,
00:11:03I ate
00:11:04porridge,
00:11:05smoke,
00:11:06and everything.
00:11:07But I still couldn't eat him.
00:11:10You want me to say it?
00:11:11You're talking the opposite way.
00:11:14Success is not enough.
00:11:16Failure is better than success.
00:11:21Why do you say that about me?
00:11:44I'm sorry.
00:11:45Usually at home,
00:11:46my wife likes to play around.
00:11:48Every time we act cute,
00:11:53she will say
00:11:54she is willing to do it.
00:11:55It's okay.
00:11:56It's a good thing.
00:11:57Since the misunderstanding has been resolved,
00:11:58according to Mr. Tang's will,
00:12:00we agree that you take over the company.
00:12:04This matter
00:12:05is over.
00:12:06I'm sorry.
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11This matter
00:12:12is over.
00:12:13Take the money
00:12:14and go to the life you like.
00:12:18What are you doing?
00:12:20Your skin looks fresh and tender.
00:12:22It must be delicious.
00:12:23Stop pretending.
00:12:24Pretend?
00:12:25What am I pretending?
00:12:27I know you don't like me.
00:12:28I don't like you either.
00:12:30I forced you to marry me
00:12:31to frame me.
00:12:34But
00:12:35you are...
00:12:41You are...
00:12:45Forget it.
00:12:48Are you going to divorce me
00:12:49with such a small amount of money?
00:12:51You think this is not enough?
00:12:54No.
00:12:55I mean
00:12:56someone wants to hurt you.
00:12:58I can stay by your side
00:12:59to protect you.
00:13:00Protect me?
00:13:03You?
00:13:06You are useless to me.
00:13:07And
00:13:08I don't like you.
00:13:12I...
00:13:16Hello?
00:13:21Stop dreaming.
00:13:26I take back
00:13:27my words just now.
00:13:28Go somewhere with me tonight.
00:13:30Where?
00:13:34Protect me
00:13:36and wipe your saliva.
00:13:38And
00:13:39From now on, you are not allowed to say you want to eat me again.
00:13:43Your request is to embarrass me on purpose, isn't it?
00:14:10Hey, stay by his side.
00:14:13There's always a chance to talk.
00:14:21You are so fierce, young lady.
00:14:23Hey, you haven't said where to go yet.
00:14:27You want to take me to see your aunt?
00:14:28Yes.
00:14:30Here we are.
00:14:31Your aunt lives in Pansi Cave?
00:14:33They have always liked this place.
00:14:34I don't know why.
00:14:36Stop looking.
00:14:37Let's go. We are going to be late.
00:14:39Huh?
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:43Ah!
00:14:44Ah!
00:14:45Ah!
00:14:46Ah!
00:14:47Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:49You are the seven-legged spider?
00:14:50Huh?
00:14:51Humph!
00:14:52Ahem!
00:14:54Seven-legged.
00:14:55Oh, my dear nephew.
00:14:57Humph!
00:14:58Humph!
00:14:59Humph!
00:15:00I told you.
00:15:01She doesn't deserve to be the Tang's daughter-in-law.
00:15:03She called us spiders as soon as she opened her mouth.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:07Yes.
00:15:09Nephew.
00:15:10Listen to your aunt.
00:15:11Let's divorce her right now.
00:15:12Huh?
00:15:13You are a thousand-year-old fox.
00:15:14Why are you playing with me here?
00:15:16What?
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:20Wait for me.
00:15:21I'll call her right now.
00:15:22Hurry up. Call her.
00:15:23Hurry up. Call her.
00:15:24Wait for me.
00:15:25I can't deal with you.
00:15:26Hey.
00:15:27What is she doing?
00:15:28Come here.
00:15:29Humph!
00:15:30Old man.
00:15:31Let's go.
00:15:32Humph!
00:15:34Don't worry.
00:15:35Put your heart in your stomach.
00:15:36I am a thousand-year-old demon.
00:15:38They are just little demons who have been cultivating for a hundred years.
00:15:42No matter who she comes to,
00:15:44I will kill her.
00:15:45Humph!
00:15:46Here she comes.
00:15:47Humph!
00:15:56Aunt Xinyi.
00:15:57Yes.
00:15:58I told you.
00:15:59Our Ranran is more beautiful than her.
00:16:02Nephew.
00:16:03She must suit your taste.
00:16:05I'm sorry.
00:16:06I don't like her.
00:16:08Actually, I...
00:16:09I like her.
00:16:10This pretty little face is not my face.
00:16:12Tang Song.
00:16:14Sit down.
00:16:17I didn't mean that.
00:16:20Didn't you say you would kill her?
00:16:22But she is more beautiful than me.
00:16:27Brother Tang Song.
00:16:28We finally meet.
00:16:30Humph!
00:16:35Only you.
00:16:36Such a beautiful leather bag.
00:16:38Be careful.
00:16:39I'm going back.
00:16:41Wait for me.
00:16:46Only you.
00:16:52Humph!
00:16:54Humph!
00:16:55Why is there no spirit energy at all?
00:16:58Humph!
00:16:59I'm Tang Sanzang.
00:17:01Nice to meet you.
00:17:02Are you Tang Song?
00:17:03Humph!
00:17:04This is more like Tang Song.
00:17:07Honey.
00:17:08I'm coming.
00:17:09Ah!
00:17:10Humph!
00:17:11Humph!
00:17:12Humph!
00:17:13Humph!
00:17:14Humph!
00:17:15Why are you eating my sister?
00:17:16Humph!
00:17:17Humph!
00:17:18Humph!
00:17:19Humph!
00:17:20Humph!
00:17:21What are you doing?
00:17:22Humph!
00:17:23Humph!
00:17:24Humph!
00:17:25Humph!
00:17:26Humph!
00:17:27Are you...
00:17:28Humph!
00:17:29...making a sword?
00:17:30Humph!
00:17:31I'm from the east.
00:17:32Humph!
00:17:33I'm from the east.
00:17:34Humph!
00:17:35So you have a doppelganger?
00:17:37Humph!
00:17:38Humph!
00:17:39Are you going to...
00:17:40Humph!
00:17:41Humph!
00:17:42Humph!
00:17:43Humph!
00:17:44I'm just looking at the black box.
00:17:46You look like a doppelganger.
00:17:48I haven't seen you for a long time.
00:17:49I miss you so much.
00:17:50Humph!
00:17:51Humph!
00:17:52Humph!
00:17:53Humph!
00:17:54Humph!
00:17:55Humph!
00:17:57Humph!
00:17:58You should have a good rest.
00:18:00Think about me at night.
00:18:02Humph!
00:18:05Humph!
00:18:06Humph!
00:18:07Humph!
00:18:08Humph!
00:18:09Humph!
00:18:10Humph!
00:18:11This Bai Yiyi...
00:18:13She said she likes me.
00:18:15What is she planning?
00:18:17Humph!
00:18:18Humph!
00:18:19Humph!
00:18:20Humph!
00:18:21Humph!
00:18:22Why is it so quiet tonight?
00:18:24Humph!
00:18:25Humph!
00:18:26Who is it?
00:18:27Come out!
00:18:28Who is it?
00:18:29Where is the beauty?
00:18:31Where is the beauty?
00:18:33You scared me.
00:18:38White Bone Demon,
00:18:40I finally found you.
00:18:45In order to get rid of my uncle's control,
00:18:47you would rather commit suicide.
00:18:49But when you wake up,
00:18:50you look like this.
00:18:52Bai Yiyi,
00:18:54are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?
00:18:56Young Master, you are looking for me?
00:18:58I have an important task for you.
00:19:00Why do I feel that I can't finish it?
00:19:02Give her the most basic life common sense.
00:19:04At least,
00:19:05let her understand that
00:19:06I am not that monk.
00:19:08Come on!
00:19:11Why do you make it difficult for me,
00:19:13such a beautiful woman?
00:19:16Go online?
00:19:17Why do I have to go online?
00:19:19That is the work of Spider-Man.
00:19:21You are better than me.
00:19:25Look!
00:19:27Good girl!
00:19:28It has been thousands of years.
00:19:30But I
00:19:31didn't know that
00:19:33Tang Sengzhong was killed by a fat monkey.
00:19:36I am so useless.
00:19:38So,
00:19:39I am in the future.
00:19:42Young Master, you are back.
00:19:43How is your learning?
00:19:44You learn very fast.
00:19:45You can master the computer very well.
00:19:47And,
00:19:48you can buy online.
00:19:49Buy online?
00:19:51What did you buy online?
00:19:52I bought
00:19:53Tang Sengzhong's 108 wings.
00:19:56Mission accomplished!
00:19:57Where is Young Mistress?
00:19:58She is in the room.
00:19:59Young Mistress doesn't allow us to disturb her.
00:20:01She is learning how to draw a picture.
00:20:03How to draw a picture?
00:20:04Yes.
00:20:05Young Mistress is interested in Feng Shui.
00:20:07What is she doing now?
00:20:09Why don't you go and have a look?
00:20:21Ah!
00:20:23Ah!
00:20:24It looks like a dog.
00:20:26Oh my god!
00:20:32Yeah!
00:20:33Others only look at the hands.
00:20:35Look at the face.
00:20:36Wife,
00:20:37where did you learn to look at the back?
00:20:38Up.
00:20:39No need to look up.
00:20:40Just look down.
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:42Just like this.
00:20:43Just like this.
00:20:44Just like this.
00:20:45Just like this.
00:20:46Just like this.
00:20:47Just like this.
00:20:48Ah!
00:20:49You are good.
00:20:51I don't know how to do this.
00:20:53It's hard.
00:20:54Just like this.
00:20:55Just like this.
00:20:56Just like this.
00:21:00So professional.
00:21:01Wife,
00:21:02what did you do before?
00:21:03Butt.
00:21:05You are young and you have to do this.
00:21:07It must be very hard.
00:21:08Ah!
00:21:09Ah!
00:21:10What kind of money did you save?
00:21:12Save money?
00:21:13Is it to save money for wild chickens and rabbits?
00:21:14Ah!
00:21:15Young Mistress's 108 wings!
00:21:17Ah!
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20Ah!
00:21:21Young Mistress is so amazing.
00:21:23She can make such a short thing so quickly.
00:21:25Ah!
00:21:26Ah!
00:21:27Ah!
00:21:28Ah!
00:21:29Wife,
00:21:30I can't stand it anymore.
00:21:32Hold on.
00:21:33If you don't have a good bone position for a long time,
00:21:34it will affect your appetite.
00:21:36Ah!
00:21:37Ah!
00:21:38Ah!
00:21:39Ah!
00:21:40Ah!
00:21:41Ah!
00:21:42Ah!
00:21:43It depends on the pigment.
00:21:45Ah!
00:21:46Ah!
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:48Ah!
00:21:49Ah!
00:21:50Ah!
00:21:51Ah!
00:21:52Ah!
00:21:53Ah!
00:21:54Ah!
00:21:55Ah!
00:21:56Ah!
00:21:57Ah!
00:21:58Ah!
00:21:59Ah!
00:22:00Ah!
00:22:01Ah!
00:22:02Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:04Ah!
00:22:05Ah!
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:07Ah!
00:22:08Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:10Ah!
00:22:11Ah!
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:13Ah!
00:22:15Is it so cruel?
00:22:18Ah!
00:22:19Ah!
00:22:20Master,
00:22:21don't you think about it again?
00:22:25Young mistress,
00:22:26it is not easy, either.
00:22:27Think about it?
00:22:29Why don't you have a try?
00:22:33I'll have a try!
00:22:34Without me,
00:22:35this house will be devastated.
00:22:38This house
00:22:39has no me
00:22:41since then.
00:22:44Get out of here!
00:22:46You stupid monkey!
00:22:48Get out of here!
00:22:50What are you doing?
00:22:52Don't move!
00:23:00What's going on?
00:23:02Husband, help me!
00:23:04Tang!
00:23:06Is your wife crazy?
00:23:08Is she practicing badminton?
00:23:10Husband, help me!
00:23:12That monkey is bullying me!
00:23:14What monkey?
00:23:16I have a name!
00:23:18My name is Sun Xingzhe!
00:23:20Isn't Sun Xingzhe that monkey?
00:23:22Husband!
00:23:24He used to beat up that monkey!
00:23:26Husband!
00:23:28You have to curse him!
00:23:30Hurry up!
00:23:32Send her to rest!
00:23:34Be careful!
00:23:36Help her put on her shoes!
00:23:42Is your wife crazy?
00:23:44And she's really crazy!
00:23:46What do you mean by
00:23:48beating up a family of three?
00:23:50What? How did I become a monkey?
00:23:52What monkey?
00:23:54He's right!
00:23:56You have a problem with your name,
00:23:58but you didn't change it!
00:24:00Your father gave me my name!
00:24:02What can I do?
00:24:08What should I do?
00:24:12I'm not a irresponsible man!
00:24:14I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:16You're not divorcing me?
00:24:18You're the one who said you're divorcing me!
00:24:20And you're the one who didn't!
00:24:22You're playing with me!
00:24:24I'll give you ten thousand dollars!
00:24:26Tang, I don't think it's about money!
00:24:28Two times!
00:24:30I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:32I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:34I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:36I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:38I'm not divorcing you!
00:24:40It's delicious!
00:24:44It's really delicious!
00:24:48Delicious, delicious...
00:24:50I think you're a real man!
00:25:02I'm done drinking!
00:25:04Why must I drink this water?
00:25:06The master said
00:25:08I already told you, drink one cup, then eat one cup, to get rid of the evil and the ghost
00:25:13Master said it, aren't you a master yourself?
00:25:17Don't talk nonsense, drink it
00:25:33The thunder tonight is so loud
00:25:36It's not thunder, it's the young lady snoring
00:25:44But she never snored before
00:25:48That means she's not the same person now
00:25:52It's too cold
00:26:08The novel says
00:26:11Only those dirty things can't see your face
00:26:14So they won't hurt you
00:26:16In the novel?
00:26:18You can believe it or not
00:26:20It's all for the young lady
00:26:47Oh
00:26:57I'm so angry
00:26:59Get out of my wife
00:27:02Tang Song
00:27:05Why is there a yellow pillar in the middle?
00:27:14I'm so angry, I saw the ghost
00:27:17I'm so angry
00:27:26She's breathing
00:27:33I'm so angry
00:27:37You can't
00:27:39Young lady, you must have been under a lot of pressure
00:27:43Let's go downstairs for lunch
00:27:45They're all tough guys, let's go
00:27:48Let's go
00:27:50Young lady, slow down
00:27:54Tang Song
00:27:56Where's your young master?
00:27:58Young master, he...
00:28:02I understand
00:28:05I'm sorry
00:28:06I know
00:28:07People here like to play hard to get
00:28:09You can do anything for the person you love
00:28:11Don't be too angry
00:28:12Before your young master gets cold
00:28:15I'll eat him first
00:28:19Young master
00:28:29Does the meat smell good?
00:28:31Yes
00:28:32Is it me or the meat?
00:28:35Of course it's Tang Song
00:28:37Tang Song
00:28:42He smells better than you
00:28:52I'm sorry, young lady
00:28:57This is not my meat
00:29:00It's rare to know what you like to eat
00:29:03I've had enough
00:29:08Let's go
00:29:22Be good
00:29:38Ah
00:29:47It's really you, Bai Gujing
00:29:50Things that don't belong to this world
00:29:53can't stay in this world
00:29:56Just like your face
00:29:59It's more like a monster than your face in another world
00:30:03Because a good person will put the tea cup in front of the cabinet
00:30:09It hurts
00:30:11Husband
00:30:12Sit
00:30:14Husband
00:30:15Can you tell me where this is?
00:30:18An antique auction
00:30:20Don't you always say that you are the wife of Bai Gu?
00:30:23I thought you might be interested
00:30:24So I brought you here
00:30:28You don't know anything, but you still dare to come out
00:30:30Aren't you afraid of embarrassing Brother Zeng?
00:30:32Brother Zeng
00:30:33Sit over there
00:30:37Why are you here again?
00:30:41I'm the 18th generation of the Leish Guzhi collection
00:30:44I recognize all the auction items today
00:30:46I know, I know
00:30:47Why are you angry?
00:30:48Look at your face
00:30:49It's all wrinkled
00:30:51And those hands
00:30:52They are as rough as potatoes
00:30:56Bai Yi Yi
00:30:57What do you mean?
00:30:58You mean I don't deserve this face?
00:31:01You don't deserve it
00:31:03But you can give it back to me
00:31:06Bai Yi Yi
00:31:07You said I was shameless
00:31:09Brother Zeng
00:31:10Go back
00:31:11Sit down and talk
00:31:12I'm your fiancée
00:31:14Why don't you help me?
00:31:17Miss Lei
00:31:18I don't know you
00:31:19Please care about your reputation
00:31:23Let's see how I make you angry later
00:31:27Dear guests
00:31:28The first item of this charity auction is
00:31:32An ancient spoon with a history of 1,000 years
00:31:34These need to be evaluated
00:31:37If you don't have a deep cultural background like me
00:31:40Even if you have big eyes, you won't recognize it
00:31:50The starting price of this spoon is 200,000
00:31:53Isn't this the spoon I used to eat in Dongbei?
00:31:57The auction starts now
00:32:00Is the food I eat so expensive?
00:32:03If I get this spoon
00:32:05Can I go back?
00:32:07I want it
00:32:08Hey
00:32:09You want it?
00:32:10Do you have money?
00:32:1318.8 yuan
00:32:26200,000 18.8 yuan
00:32:30Why do you add 20 yuan more than me?
00:32:32To humiliate you
00:32:35Dear
00:32:36Can you lend me some money?
00:32:38For that broken spoon?
00:32:41No
00:32:42No?
00:32:44You don't understand
00:32:45That is a valuable treasure
00:32:46It's real
00:32:47It's real
00:32:48Why do you want the spoon?
00:32:49It can make me cook better
00:32:50It can make you eat me better
00:32:52Yes
00:32:53No
00:32:54300,000
00:32:55Dear
00:32:58I beg you
00:32:59Lend me some money
00:33:00I promise you
00:33:01I won't use that spoon to eat people anymore
00:33:03500,000 18.8 yuan
00:33:07Dear
00:33:08Dear
00:33:09Dear
00:33:11Give me a reason
00:33:13I really need it
00:33:17Bai Yiyi
00:33:18Can't you see?
00:33:19Brother Zeng doesn't like you
00:33:21You should be ashamed
00:33:22Leave Brother Zeng
00:33:23Shut up
00:33:25Dear
00:33:28You did it on purpose, right?
00:33:30Fine
00:33:31If you don't help me
00:33:33I'll do it my way
00:33:36600,000
00:33:38200,000 to 600,000
00:33:40It's so expensive
00:33:43Brother Zeng
00:33:44Don't you want this spoon?
00:33:46It's a auction
00:33:47The higher the price, the better
00:33:48And as far as I know
00:33:49What Lei family wants
00:33:50is not a broken spoon
00:33:51but a broken spoon
00:33:53But the Tang family doesn't need this broken spoon
00:33:59The Tang family
00:34:00never lacks anything
00:34:02But if I buy it
00:34:03Can it make my wife happy?
00:34:06I'm willing
00:34:09I'm willing
00:34:11Mr. Tang of the Tang family
00:34:13has lit the sky lantern
00:34:14Let's congratulate Mr. Tang
00:34:16for getting this thousand-year-old ancient spoon
00:34:19Mr. Tang has such a good appetite
00:34:30I
00:34:31Bai Yiyi
00:34:32Don't think you can seduce Brother Zeng
00:34:34with some tricks
00:34:35Let me tell you
00:34:36Only people like me
00:34:37can match him
00:34:39You match this and that all the time
00:34:41I think
00:34:42you'd better find a male to match
00:34:44instead of a male to marry
00:34:46What are you talking about?
00:34:48I've put up with you for a long time
00:34:52Mr. Tang
00:34:53Why did you light the sky lantern again today?
00:34:55Do you have money to burn it?
00:34:57It feels great
00:34:58I'm so handsome
00:34:59I'm so...
00:35:01Brother Zeng, help me
00:35:03What is it?
00:35:04Maybe it's a dog
00:35:06Remember to apply medicine
00:35:14What happened?
00:35:16I helped you educate Xiaoqian in advance
00:35:18How could you do this?
00:35:20You're in pain
00:35:31Daqing
00:35:35Daqing
00:35:38I've tried so many ways
00:35:40I still can't
00:35:41go back to my world successfully
00:35:45It's said on the Internet
00:35:46If you use the things you used in your previous life
00:35:49maybe you can open the gate of time
00:35:52It's up to you
00:36:01I still didn't go back
00:36:04When I came here
00:36:05I was knocked out
00:36:07by that stinky monkey
00:36:09It's said that if I want to go back
00:36:11I have to be knocked out again
00:36:16I have no choice but to wrong myself
00:36:25Young master
00:36:26Young mistress said
00:36:27she wanted to go back to her home
00:36:28She went out with a spoon
00:36:30Go back to her home?
00:36:32Go back to her home?
00:36:34She has never changed
00:36:36She didn't care about me
00:36:38How could she be disappointed?
00:36:40Forget it
00:36:41Everyone has their own purpose
00:36:44Why didn't you go after her?
00:36:46I did
00:36:47But I couldn't
00:36:48Young mistress ran away
00:36:50You can also go after her
00:36:52Tang
00:36:53Tang
00:36:55How is it?
00:36:56How is it?
00:36:57They said
00:36:58they saw a woman
00:36:59with a spoon
00:37:00heading east
00:37:04My head hurts
00:37:08Where am I?
00:37:11I'm caught
00:37:12It doesn't look like me
00:37:18I was kidnapped
00:37:19We had a deal
00:37:20We split up
00:37:21You are 4, I'm 6
00:37:22I'm 6, you are 4
00:37:26I can't get through to Mr. Gu
00:37:28It's all your fault
00:37:29I got here because of you
00:37:31Are you fooling me
00:37:32with that woman?
00:37:39Zeng
00:37:40I just got the news
00:37:41Young mistress
00:37:42should be around here
00:37:43Let's go
00:37:44OK
00:37:45Are you out of your mind?
00:37:47Think of something
00:37:49Think
00:37:55I have an idea
00:37:56If Mr. Gu doesn't pay up
00:37:57I'll kidnap him
00:37:59If he doesn't pay up
00:38:01I'll sell them both
00:38:04If I didn't know the law
00:38:06I would have
00:38:07killed you all
00:38:10Sell them?
00:38:12You think fast
00:38:14Good idea
00:38:17Where are they?
00:38:18Over there
00:38:19Go after them
00:38:23Don't run
00:38:24Help
00:38:25Stop
00:38:26It's all my fault
00:38:27I was fooled for the first time
00:38:31Stop
00:38:32Help
00:38:34Wife
00:38:35Husband
00:38:56Please
00:38:58Are you really
00:39:00my destiny?
00:39:04Who let you two come here?
00:39:05Tell me
00:39:06Who are you?
00:39:07You two are rich
00:39:08You bully people
00:39:10I won't tell
00:39:11I won't tell
00:39:12I didn't get the money anyway
00:39:14I
00:39:15Baigujing
00:39:16The two idiots you sent
00:39:17have failed
00:39:19You said you are not Baigujing
00:39:21Why do you look
00:39:22exactly like him?
00:39:23Why don't you tell me?
00:39:26Tell me
00:39:30Still not telling me?
00:39:43Tell me
00:39:44If you don't tell me
00:39:45Don't
00:39:46Don't
00:39:47Don't
00:39:51Bro
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:53I really don't know what you're talking about
00:39:55But I know someone
00:39:57He keeps saying I have his face
00:39:59He's the one you're looking for
00:40:03Then hurry up and take me there
00:40:05Why don't you
00:40:07Untie me first
00:40:11Don't be afraid
00:40:13It's okay
00:40:15Old Tang
00:40:17I got it
00:40:19Lei Ran Ran found them, but Lei Ran Ran disappeared
00:40:21Don't be afraid
00:40:23Okay, I'll leave it to you
00:40:27Tell me, what do you want to do
00:40:29I just want to go home
00:40:31Go home?
00:40:33Bai Yi Yi
00:40:35Do you hate me that much
00:40:37I don't eat you
00:40:39I know
00:40:41My uncle forced you to marry me
00:40:43If you don't like me
00:40:45You can say it
00:40:47Are you going to let me go
00:40:51If you don't say anything
00:40:53I'll think you're a Buddha
00:40:55Okay, go clean up
00:40:57I'll treat you to a nice meal
00:41:09Master
00:41:11Master
00:41:13What are you doing here
00:41:15Who are you
00:41:17I'm Bai Yi Yi
00:41:19What are you doing here
00:41:21Who are you
00:41:23I'm your monkey
00:41:25Monkey? What monkey
00:41:27Thunder monkey
00:41:29Pretend to be a god
00:41:31Tell me who you are
00:41:33Master, are you here
00:41:35Have you forgotten
00:41:37Do you want to go to the west with me
00:41:39Oh
00:41:41So that's it
00:41:43Look, what's that
00:41:45Master, don't be afraid
00:41:47Master, where are you going
00:41:49Another madman
00:41:51I'm not a monkey, don't look for me
00:41:57Bai Yi Yi
00:41:59Let's see who can help you
00:42:13You want to hit me
00:42:17Hit me
00:42:23I'm serious
00:42:25You are so insistent
00:42:27If it wasn't for you
00:42:29Brother Sun would have been with me
00:42:31So what
00:42:33I tell you
00:42:35Tang Seng is going to be eaten by the demons sooner or later
00:42:39If it weren't for your beautiful face
00:42:41I would have killed you
00:42:43I bought a hot pot
00:42:45It turns out that you and Brother Sun are together
00:42:47You still want to hurt Brother Sun
00:42:49You know him
00:42:51He doesn't even remember that he is Tang Seng
00:42:53How can he believe what you said
00:42:57It seems that the rumor is true
00:42:59You are really a madman
00:43:01Madman
00:43:03I'm not crazy
00:43:05Boy, can you run past me
00:43:07Can you run past me
00:43:11Master
00:43:13I have a family
00:43:15Can you stop following me
00:43:17You want money, right
00:43:19Give me a price
00:43:21Master, what are you going to do
00:43:23Why does he treat me as Tang Seng
00:43:25Master, you
00:43:27Don't come over
00:43:29I'll say it one last time
00:43:31I'm not your master, I'm not that monk
00:43:33Do you understand
00:43:35If you are like last time
00:43:37Confused by that demon
00:43:39I recognize my old grandson
00:43:41Then I have to tie you back
00:43:43Boy
00:43:45I don't know who you are
00:43:47But if you dare to pester me again
00:43:49Don't blame me for being rude
00:43:51Master
00:43:53How are you going to be rude to me
00:43:57It's not that rude
00:43:59If you have the ability
00:44:01Just like a man
00:44:03Take it off
00:44:07Okay
00:44:17Why is it you
00:44:27Why is it you
00:44:29Sun Xingzhe
00:44:31Even you teased me
00:44:33Is it interesting
00:44:35Master
00:44:37I am Sun Wukong
00:44:39And you
00:44:41Are going to go to the west with me
00:44:43Master Tang Seng
00:44:45Stop playing
00:44:47You play so dirty
00:44:49I thought I ran into something strange
00:44:51Master
00:44:53Why don't you remember me
00:44:55Do you still remember the golden pot on my head
00:44:57You took it for me
00:44:59Why don't you take a look
00:45:01Zan
00:45:03It's done
00:45:05Why do you think so
00:45:07What is this
00:45:09I don't know
00:45:11He called me master as soon as he came
00:45:13I thought it was you
00:45:15You demon
00:45:17How dare you pretend to be my master
00:45:19It's you pretending to be my young master
00:45:21Are you the six-eared monkey
00:45:23Do you remember
00:45:25How was it back then
00:45:27Six-eared monkey
00:45:29I think you are too uneducated
00:45:31People like me who don't like to read books know
00:45:33It's written in this book
00:45:35Accompany Tang Seng to the west to learn the scriptures
00:45:37He is the six-eared monkey
00:45:39You have to learn the culture first
00:45:41How dare you humiliate me
00:45:43I have to deal with you today
00:45:45What
00:45:47Do you want to fight
00:45:49I'm good at fighting
00:45:51Zan, you go first
00:45:53Let him go
00:45:55I think you are too weak
00:45:57I can't bear to hit you
00:45:59I didn't expect you to hurt your face in front of me
00:46:01Then I won't be polite
00:46:03Come
00:46:09Come
00:46:17You wait
00:46:19Come
00:46:21Come
00:46:23I have endured you for a long time
00:46:25Today I will skin you alive
00:46:31Zan
00:46:33Zan
00:46:35I finally found you
00:46:37He wants to kill me
00:46:39Enough, why is it you again
00:46:41Why don't you go back
00:46:43Go back, Zan
00:46:45I just found you
00:46:47Do you go
00:46:49Go
00:46:55Wife
00:46:57Don't you explain
00:46:59I am defending
00:47:01I really can't stand his face
00:47:03So I
00:47:05So you are injured
00:47:07I am a lady
00:47:09I don't have magic
00:47:11Okay
00:47:13Go, take you to eat
00:47:15This Tang Seng is not the same as I imagined
00:47:19Oh
00:47:21Good
00:47:23Killing spirit
00:47:29Hit you
00:47:31Don't move
00:47:33Master
00:47:35You don't go back to the West Heaven with me
00:47:37What are you doing
00:47:39I have no face to see
00:47:41Did you see this situation
00:47:45Even you have a doppelganger
00:47:47What doppelganger
00:47:49I am Sun Wukong
00:47:51He is a fake
00:47:53Sun Wukong
00:47:55Master
00:47:57You don't dare to go back to the West Heaven
00:47:59Is it because of him
00:48:01Master
00:48:03You are so obsessed with women
00:48:05You let me down
00:48:07What did I let you down
00:48:09I am a man, I am not obsessed
00:48:11Am I like you
00:48:13Touching men
00:48:15So you are not Sun Wukong
00:48:17Of course I am not
00:48:19So you are
00:48:21So you are
00:48:23What Lei Ran Ran always said
00:48:25People who call themselves Lady White Bone
00:48:27You are also the White Bone General
00:48:33This Hou Hou is still here
00:48:35But he should be as powerless as me
00:48:37White Bone General
00:48:39Although you are here
00:48:41I don't know what magic
00:48:43You are so obsessed
00:48:45Look at me, I will burn you today
00:48:47Don't move
00:48:49Enough
00:48:51I will say it again
00:48:53I am not Tang San
00:48:55She is not Lady White Bone
00:48:57She is my wife
00:48:59If you dare to be rude again
00:49:01Don't blame me for not letting you go
00:49:03Let's go
00:49:05Master
00:49:07Don't move
00:49:09Master
00:49:13Master
00:49:37Don't you want to ask me why
00:49:39I am not a kid anymore
00:49:41What
00:49:43Is this some kind of Journey to the West
00:49:45Please
00:49:47If you want to be a monster, you are a hero
00:49:49But I am different
00:49:51I am the president
00:49:53I don't want to live the primitive life
00:49:55But
00:49:59What if what he said is true
00:50:03Are you really a monster
00:50:07Are you really a monster
00:50:11What are you going to do
00:50:13Try it
00:50:15Don't you always say you want to eat my meat
00:50:17Come on
00:50:19Prove it to me
00:50:23Is he deceiving me
00:50:25Or what
00:50:27But why can't I put it in my mouth
00:50:29when I am in a hurry
00:50:33You can't put it in your mouth
00:50:35I know
00:50:37Women
00:50:39It's just you
00:50:41Escaping my anger
00:50:51I was sent here
00:50:53Because of the book
00:50:55The book
00:50:57The monkey can be sent here
00:50:59Also because of this book
00:51:01So this book must be in his hand
00:51:05But what is the monkey doing here
00:51:09Looking for Tang Monk
00:51:11But this Tang Monk looks strange
00:51:13He doesn't seem to remember
00:51:15The Journey to the West
00:51:19Now the magic power is gone
00:51:21Tang Monk doesn't eat meat well
00:51:23I'd better go back and find my way home
00:51:25But
00:51:27If I want to go back
00:51:29I have to go to the monkey again
00:51:31To find this book
00:51:39What's the news
00:51:41from my uncle
00:51:43I heard that there was a big mess
00:51:45Your uncle
00:51:47He disappeared
00:51:49After he left the company that day
00:51:51He didn't seem to go home
00:51:53They are now in a mess
00:51:59I see
00:52:09Master
00:52:11You scared me to death
00:52:13Are you crazy
00:52:15Can you stop following me
00:52:17Master
00:52:19Why don't you have a bodyguard here
00:52:21Let me be your bodyguard
00:52:23In case
00:52:25Which monster took you away
00:52:27I have to be busy for a long time
00:52:29Bodyguard
00:52:31I think you are like a baby
00:52:33For me
00:52:35You are the biggest monster now
00:52:37Get out of the way
00:52:39Master
00:52:41Why is it you again
00:52:43I'm his bodyguard
00:52:45What's the matter
00:52:47It must be you
00:52:49You go first
00:52:51I'll leave it to you
00:52:53Master
00:52:55Master
00:52:59Master
00:53:01Come back
00:53:03Strange people, strange things
00:53:05I must be dreaming
00:53:07Evil spirit retreat
00:53:23Strange people, strange things
00:53:25I must be dreaming
00:53:27I must be dreaming
00:53:31Evil spirit retreat
00:53:35Evil spirit retreat
00:53:43Amitabha
00:53:45Dasheng
00:53:47No matter what the trouble is, I beg you
00:53:49Please disappear from my sight immediately
00:53:55Why are you so weak
00:53:57You must be hungry
00:53:59You
00:54:03Wait
00:54:05Today I specially added
00:54:07Your favorite pickles
00:54:13It's all rotten
00:54:19This is called rice
00:54:25But master
00:54:27These are all meat dishes
00:54:29You are a monk
00:54:31How can you eat
00:54:33Can you stop making a fuss
00:54:37I always eat like this
00:54:39These two are my favorite dishes
00:54:43Master
00:54:45You can only eat this
00:54:49Old Sun
00:54:51Throw him out
00:54:53If you bother our young master again
00:54:55You are welcome
00:55:05Since you look exactly like me
00:55:09Then don't blame me for being rude
00:55:21Who made you look exactly like me
00:55:23The white bone crystal has disappeared
00:55:25I can only use your identity to deal with him
00:55:35Your clothes
00:55:37I have to use it
00:55:41Who is knocking at the door so late
00:55:43Master Sun
00:55:49Why are you alone, where is the young master
00:55:51Young master
00:55:55What young master
00:55:57Didn't you say he wouldn't come home
00:55:59I haven't seen anyone all afternoon
00:56:01Don't answer the phone
00:56:03What did you do
00:56:05Huh
00:56:19Old Sun
00:56:21Why are you
00:56:23Why are you dressed like this
00:56:27Old Tang
00:56:29That madman stole my clothes
00:56:31You won't be given by him
00:56:35Why did he steal your clothes
00:56:37How would I know
00:56:39Oh no
00:56:47Young master
00:56:49Told me to come back
00:56:51Why does this thing look so like Baji
00:56:55What are you doing here
00:56:57Young master
00:56:59Told me to come back
00:57:05Huh
00:57:11Wow
00:57:13Finally found you
00:57:17You, come down
00:57:19Me
00:57:21Why should I listen to you
00:57:23You don't listen to me, do you
00:57:29You are not Sun Zhushou
00:57:31He is not Sun Zhushou
00:57:33Get out of my way
00:57:35Okay
00:57:37I didn't expect to be seen by you so soon
00:57:39You demon
00:57:41You confused my master's mind
00:57:43If I don't take you down today
00:57:45My master won't be able to accompany me back
00:57:47Come down
00:57:49If you can't take him away
00:57:51It's because you are not capable
00:57:53You are blaming me
00:57:55Wait and see
00:58:03Huh
00:58:07Huh
00:58:09Huh
00:58:11White Bone Crystal
00:58:13How dare you
00:58:15How dare you
00:58:17You are just a mortal
00:58:19My hatred
00:58:21I can finally take it
00:58:23Young lady, don't worry
00:58:25I won't let this thing hurt you
00:58:27Bajie, are you crazy
00:58:29How can you speak for a demon
00:58:31How dare you
00:58:33Don't you recognize me
00:58:35I'm your big brother
00:58:37I want to listen to him
00:58:39Let's go
00:58:41Ah
00:58:43Ah
00:58:45Ah
00:58:47Ah
00:58:49Ah
00:58:57Wait
00:58:59I will kill you
00:59:01Chief
00:59:03I will kill you
00:59:05Wait
00:59:07I will kill you
00:59:09How dare you
00:59:11Stop
00:59:13Master
00:59:15Save my master
00:59:17It seems that my concern
00:59:19Is unnecessary
00:59:21Husband
00:59:23I'm scared
00:59:25I'm here, don't be afraid
00:59:27He is the one who should be afraid
00:59:29It's terrible
00:59:31To offend a woman
00:59:33How dare you bully me
00:59:35Such a beautiful woman
00:59:37How dare you
00:59:39You came to my house several times
00:59:41Tell me, what do you want
00:59:43Master, don't you recognize me
00:59:45I'm your good disciple
00:59:47You always say you are Sun Wukong
00:59:49How can you prove it
00:59:51Master
00:59:53I have a book here
00:59:55A book?
00:59:57A book?
00:59:59What book
01:00:01It's called
01:00:03If you don't believe
01:00:05I can show you
01:00:11Get up
01:00:13Master
01:00:15I will show you
01:00:17Where is the book
01:00:23Where is the book
01:00:27Where is my book
01:00:33Where is my book
01:00:35White Bone General
01:00:37Did you steal my book
01:00:39What are you talking about
01:00:41I don't understand
01:00:43Master, do you remember
01:00:45That book is a gift from the King of Nv'er
01:00:47You can tell me
01:00:49That book is a precious treasure
01:00:51Enough
01:00:53I don't want to hear your story
01:00:55Get out of here
01:00:57White Bone General
01:00:59You don't belong here
01:01:01Even if you exist
01:01:03There will be no trace of you
01:01:05Sun
01:01:07No matter what tricks you play
01:01:09You can't be me
01:01:11Take him away
01:01:13Stop
01:01:19Come with me to the study
01:01:21I have something to tell you
01:01:23Okay
01:01:29That madman said
01:01:31This book is very important
01:01:33What's the use
01:01:39Is this book
01:01:41Related to him
01:01:45I put it on me
01:01:47Why is it gone
01:01:55Why is it gone
01:01:59Did I throw it in the garage
01:02:01Or left it on the road
01:02:11Why can't I move
01:02:33Where am I
01:02:35What happened just now
01:02:37What
01:02:43I must get the company
01:02:45I want you
01:02:47To die
01:02:49You
01:03:03Husband
01:03:05What are you doing
01:03:07Who are you
01:03:09I'm Bai Yiyi
01:03:11I never doubted you before
01:03:13Even if you tell me every day
01:03:15You are Mrs. White Bone
01:03:17I didn't know this man
01:03:19So
01:03:21Who are you
01:03:25What if I'm Mrs. White Bone
01:03:27Will you be afraid
01:03:31What will you do
01:03:35Will you kill me
01:03:43Wife
01:03:45What do you want
01:03:47Do you want me to try
01:03:49Or not
01:03:55I haven't been suspicious for so long
01:03:57Why do you suddenly doubt me
01:04:03Isn't this yours
01:04:05How to lose it
01:04:09I said I lost it
01:04:11Where did you lose it
01:04:13Aren't you curious
01:04:15Have I seen it
01:04:17Who cares
01:04:21Old Tang
01:04:29Old Tang
01:04:31I have driven that madman away
01:04:33Help me check the news about this book
01:04:35It's a long story
01:04:37Old Tang
01:04:39Do you really believe that madman
01:04:41I always feel
01:04:43Something is wrong
01:04:59This is my body
01:05:01My body
01:05:03Master
01:05:09I'm looking for my master
01:05:17You come out
01:05:19It's my body
01:05:21What do you want
01:05:27It's my body
01:05:29How could there be such a sound
01:05:33This
01:05:35This is my power
01:05:43My hand
01:05:45Suddenly became so strong
01:05:49My good nephew
01:05:51Your uncle
01:05:53I'm going to send you now
01:05:55On the road
01:05:59Here
01:06:03Zan
01:06:05All the clues to find that book
01:06:07But it has something to do with this company
01:06:13What are you doing
01:06:15Why are you in such a hurry
01:06:17Be gentleman
01:06:23Please come in
01:06:25Mr. Tang
01:06:27The book you are looking for
01:06:29We printed one
01:06:31There is no way to print again
01:06:37The author
01:06:39The author of this book
01:06:41It was sent to us in a letter
01:06:43Adapting is just a try
01:06:45Can't contact the author
01:06:47We can't take the next step
01:06:49Do you remember what it says in the book
01:06:51It seems to be
01:06:53The story of the white bone crystal crossing to modern times
01:06:55The story of falling in love with a man
01:06:57Ah
01:06:59Hey
01:07:01I seem to have the draft of the time
01:07:09Zan
01:07:11Isn't this the story between you and your wife
01:07:13Coincidence
01:07:15Maybe it's a coincidence
01:07:17Since you received the draft
01:07:19There should be the address of the other party
01:07:21This has
01:07:23Zan
01:07:25The story of the white bone crystal crossing to the present
01:07:27President's wife
01:07:29I want to eat the president every day
01:07:31Isn't this your wife
01:07:33Doesn't she want to eat you every day
01:07:35Story
01:07:37This must be just a story
01:07:39Mr. Tang
01:07:41I just heard your assistant say
01:07:43You want to invest in this story
01:07:45Are you sure you want to find this author
01:07:47I'm sure
01:07:51How could it be this address
01:07:55Your monkey said
01:07:57I'm not from this world
01:07:59I can't stay here
01:08:21Young lady
01:08:23I found some of your old stuff in the organizing room
01:08:25Do you want it
01:08:27What's in it
01:08:29I don't know
01:08:31Let me see
01:08:37Go to work
01:08:39Hey
01:08:41Hum
01:08:47The white bone crystal
01:08:49Come
01:08:51Let me see
01:08:53How did you write me
01:08:59The white bone crystal crossed the modern sea
01:09:01Fall in love with humans
01:09:03It's ridiculous
01:09:05My white bone crystal is a noble elf
01:09:07How can I fall in love with a human
01:09:09Let me see who I fall in love with
01:09:11Tang Zeng
01:09:13Fall in love with Tang Zeng
01:09:17Let me see who wrote it
01:09:19Who wrote it
01:09:23I wrote it
01:09:29What's the name of this book
01:09:33I wrote this book
01:09:41When I got this book
01:09:43I was going to print it with a new printer
01:09:45But the printer broke
01:09:47But what does this have to do with the printer
01:09:49What does this have to do with the printer
01:09:51That printer is imported
01:09:53I didn't know until later
01:09:55The optical components of that printer
01:09:57It was taken down from a space shuttle
01:09:59I heard it was quite expensive
01:10:01The original boss was reluctant to throw it away
01:10:03Just put it on that printer
01:10:05I thought it was amazing
01:10:07Just printed one
01:10:09But the effect is really good
01:10:11I haven't seen such a good book so far
01:10:13I haven't seen such a good book so far
01:10:15Where's that book
01:10:17It's here
01:10:19Master Zhuangzhen just cut it
01:10:21Put it on a book
01:10:23This book is gone
01:10:25Just disappear
01:10:27I know you may not believe me
01:10:29But I took a picture
01:10:31But I took a picture
01:10:37Lv'er Guo
01:10:39I told you it had something to do with the printer
01:10:41I told you it had something to do with the printer
01:10:43Then why don't you change another one
01:10:45Because that author is gone
01:10:47Because that author is gone
01:10:53This is my story
01:10:55I traveled here
01:10:57Everything that happened was based on this story
01:10:59But what is the end of the story
01:11:03This puzzle is the most curious
01:11:07Sun Wukong traveled into the body of the president
01:11:09Because of instability
01:11:11He wanted to take over the company
01:11:13He turned into a strong monster
01:11:15And went to the company to kill the president
01:11:17And went to the company to kill the president
01:11:19What's going on
01:11:23Oh no, he's in danger
01:11:29My good nephew
01:11:31Your uncle is sending you off now
01:11:33Your uncle is sending you off now
01:11:39Ha ha ha ha
01:11:43Lv'er, I think
01:11:45He just doesn't want us to know the end of the story
01:11:47He just doesn't want us to know the end of the story
01:11:49He just pretends that he can't see the manuscript
01:11:51He's obviously cheating
01:11:53Why do I feel that the story is a bit like you and your wife
01:11:55Why do I feel that the story is a bit like you and your wife
01:11:57That's not necessary
01:11:59The date and address are our family
01:12:01It's not Yi Yi who wrote it, is it me
01:12:03According to the development of the story
01:12:05Then your wife is a lineage now
01:12:07Then your wife is a lineage now
01:12:09By the time I think of the way she eats the medicine
01:12:11By the time I think of the way she eats the medicine
01:12:13Then do we have to go home and asks her now
01:12:15Go back to the company
01:12:17The old guy is up to something again
01:12:25I'm here to send you off
01:12:27I'm here to send you off
01:12:29I'm leaving
01:12:31I'm leaving
01:12:33老唐,这老东西今天有点不对劲,要不然你先走,我在这对付他。
01:12:40你小心。
01:12:43老东西,今天找死!
01:12:51老孙!
01:12:54老唐,赶紧走啊!这老东西今天有点不像人啦!
01:13:04你还想逃?
01:13:10老孙,你没事吧?我送你去医院。
01:13:12老唐,我没事,你小心这个老东西。
01:13:15行了,你别说了,走。
01:13:18怎么了?这就想跑了?你爸的事你忘了吗?当时你爸是怎么走的?
01:13:31你说什么?
01:13:33你对爸做了什么?
01:13:35这个公司是艺术创办的,你什么都没做过,你只会勾心斗角,老不死的。
01:13:42你也配!
01:13:50我当时就像对待你一样,对待着你爸。
01:13:58当年我就是用这种方式一边一边掐死他的,我现在要用同样的方式杀了你!
01:14:15你不得好死!
01:14:20不过麻烦你下去的时候给我爸带句话。
01:14:27就说我让他失望了。
01:14:34放开他,放开他!
01:14:37你这个兔崽子,来吧!
01:14:41快走啊!
01:14:45你没事吧?
01:14:46你快要死的人了,还是顾好你自己吧!
01:14:53你们俩比翼双飞!
01:14:58来!
01:15:17我送你们一起下地狱!
01:15:28怎么样,没事吧?
01:15:38你怎么来了?
01:15:40我不来谁来救你啊?
01:15:43故事里面说写那个故事的钢笔可以破坏掉那股力量。
01:15:51是的话!
01:15:57保安!杀人偿命,送他去他该去的地方。
01:16:01我不甘心!这公司是我的!这些钱也是我的!
01:16:09带走!
01:16:13你不是唐僧,而我留在这个世界也没有办法像以前一样吃你。我们结束了好不好?
01:16:20你有没有喜欢过我?哪怕一点。
01:16:24可人妖殊途。
01:16:26你也说了我不是唐僧,在这里你也不是什么妖精。你是人,没有殊途。
01:16:33可是!
01:16:34没有什么可是!我不在乎别人怎么想。你,就是你。我们回家吧。
01:16:47你!
01:16:48曾哥哥!你快放了他!他,他不是人!
01:16:52又是你!你闹够了没有!
01:16:54曾哥哥,我都知道了!他不是人!他是白骨精!白骨精啊!
01:17:00他就是人!
01:17:01林燃燃,别给我胡闹了!你闹够了没有!
01:17:04妖是会骗人的!他外表是人,里面是妖啊!
01:17:12妖又怎么样?
01:17:14妖又怎么样?总比那些世上满嘴仁义道德,对地理却坏事做尽的人强。人有的时候还不如妖呢。
01:17:26你都知道了?你都知道他是妖怪了,你还跟他一起?
01:17:33林燃燃,我们之间没有任何的可能。你别再来烦我了!
01:17:38白依依!啊不,应该叫你白骨精!是不是你一直纠缠曾哥哥,还给曾哥哥下了迷魂汤,所以他才不理我,一直围着你转!
01:17:49我说你这人怎么净会往别人身上找问题啊?林燃燃,他不跟你在一起,你怎么不想想是自己的问题?
01:17:57我家有钱!我家还有权势!他怎么可能不喜欢我?
01:18:04有钱有权就能得到一切吗?我告诉你,这个世上,有人找的就是真心。你呢,顶着我漂亮的皮囊,但里面都是脏的,是烂的!
01:18:17我就是爱钱,怎么了?这世道我就是拿权势欺压别人的吗?
01:18:23曾哥哥,你一定是中了他的妖术,快醒醒,快醒醒!
01:18:28你够了!
01:18:30我知道我喜欢什么样的人,我们走。
01:18:36既然如此,那就不要怪我了。
01:18:44这本书怎么会在你这里?
01:18:46这还得感谢那个疯子,我是从他那儿捡来的。我翻了这本书之后我才知道,你们所经历的这一切都跟这书里的一样。
01:18:56本来我还不相信呢,直到我刚才站在外面看那个疯子倒地,这书上的结局啊就已经发生了变化。这是一本跟你命运相关的书!
01:19:08你把它还给我!
01:19:09想要啊?来拿呀!
01:19:10你还给我!
01:19:11你再动,我撕咯!
01:19:13你开个价吧,你要多少钱,还是你要什么东西,我都答应你。
01:19:18孙哥哥,他不是这个世界的人,只要把这个书撕了,他就会消失,到时候我们就可以在一起了。
01:19:26雷然然,你今天撕了这本书,我这辈子都不会放过你,给我。
01:19:32既然得不到,那我就让你记住!
01:19:34你!
01:19:35你!
01:19:51我的眼睛!我怎么看不见了!
01:19:55音音!
01:19:58音音,音音你怎么了?别怕,我带你回家,咱们走。
01:20:04我回不去了,相公。你之前问我有没有喜欢过你,我不知道,但真的有那么一个,我真的很想留下来。
01:20:28音音,音音,你醒醒。
01:20:34音音,看看我。音音!音音!音音!
01:20:50少夫人!
01:20:52这些……
01:20:59这不是我写的,还好吧?
01:21:02我……
01:21:05少夫人!少夫人!
01:21:07少……白小姐!
01:21:11少爷让我把这个交给您,您收好。
01:21:22怎么变化这么大呀?
01:21:24按照你的吩咐,都已经打点好了。
01:21:27你去忙吧。
01:21:28老唐,你真就让她这么就走了?
01:21:30她不是她了。
01:21:35喂?
01:21:39喂?
01:21:40唐先生,您之前关心的那本书,我们没有找到后续的手稿,但我们找到一个作者,他说自己知道如何完成后面的故事,您看是否方便,我给您安排见一下。
01:21:54好的,麻烦你。
01:22:04你是出版社安排的那位作者吧?
01:22:08请问一下,你后面都有什么……
01:22:13是你?
01:22:16你怎么会在这儿?让我看看,让我看看!
01:22:18你累了,回头快走吧,头破伤到一把枪呀,要得人眼泪掉,你那头月亮照不照的灯……
01:22:33相公,受受痛!
01:22:37我不敢!
01:22:38我半天不见我都非常想你了,相公!
01:22:42啊……
01:22:46女仆才十八事儿!
01:23:04真不害怕!
01:23:05How did you know I would be in danger?
01:23:12I just guessed.
01:23:13Guessed?
01:23:14You didn't.
01:23:15You knew it all along.
01:23:20You knew it all along?
01:23:23I found the publisher of that book.
01:23:27I knew it all along.
01:23:29You are not from this world.
01:23:33You're the one in the story.
01:23:37Yes.
01:23:39You're right.
01:23:41I'm Baigujing who ran out of Journey to the West and ate people everywhere.
01:23:44Do you know?
01:23:45We monsters can live forever after eating Monk Tang's flesh.
01:23:49So I've been following you.
01:23:52Because you look like Monk Tang, and I want to eat you.
01:23:55Do you really just want to eat me?
01:23:59What else could it be?
01:24:03You're good to me.
01:24:05It's all fake.
01:24:09Then you already know.
01:24:11Then let's end it.
01:24:12Em.