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00:00I
00:09Don't know how does he got a gun? She won't sign. Hey
00:12Hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm Samani. I don't go so I'm not doing this, you know
00:16Junkius I don't see you. Hey, so this name. I'm a son. You can understand you do that. He's you know, I don't think it's a
00:22Yeah
00:24So you know
00:53So come on you can't go to stay your name made of it's name your name
00:57So I have a hot dog and I need you eat it up there
01:00Do you need to know more about nice name? He's you know, that's cool. I could have a ginko ish. He wants to go this man
01:07You could see my stuff
01:09What are you got? Oh my god. What do I have to show up?
01:12I don't make any of them. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't see what I did. I'm okay. Come on
01:16I
01:46I
02:16Don't know
02:23It's not such a buzz
02:25Oh, I got you know, I'm so kind. I got a little tinfoil. Oh, yes. I'm a say
02:30Kamiomitsu, Osaka Shina kanji desu ka
02:32Thank you. I'm more Korean. My god. You're so going in today
02:37Shibuya to call it a demo baby. Come on. Tell you what I got it. I think it's mine. I'll hide it
02:40Do you like it?
02:42I don't think so. This is the yellow line in the middle. It's cute and stylish to have one point in it
02:49This yellow line
02:54Rock we can do it. Rock one. That's what I'm talking about
02:59I'm calling you. No, it's my business
03:05I'm married to Yoshida Niwa, and I'm a musician. I'm a gamer
03:13The page use
03:18Get go
03:20It's gotta be
03:22Another company got my stay in Kata
03:25Sonotoki Tomodachi
03:26Nisumi today
03:28I don't know
03:30You know
03:32I
03:34Don't know
03:36What's going on?
03:38Do you know either digit?
03:40I was
03:56He's you
04:08What do you think?
04:10Well, the president always eats a bento.
04:13I know.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:16Let's go.
04:19I want to go to lunch with my subordinates, so I want to stop eating bento.
04:24Next, we have a question from Kimiko Jinnai's husband, Akihito Kaneshi.
04:29I'm actually dating a couple.
04:34Hey, I'm going.
04:36Wait a minute.
04:38It's not going to rain today, is it?
04:40I don't think it's going to rain.
04:42Just in case, I'm going to bring a folding screen.
04:47You closed the veranda, didn't you?
04:49I'm sorry. I'll go take a look.
04:51Kimiko, the wife, is still worried.
04:54Is lunch ready yet?
04:56Wait a minute.
04:57Even when cooking.
04:59120 grams.
05:02Oh, that's a lot.
05:05One teaspoon of ginger.
05:10If the amount and time are not according to the recipe, you won't feel good.
05:14I think that's about right.
05:17You don't want it to taste weird, do you?
05:19It takes more than an hour to make.
05:24So, I'm actually dating a couple.
05:29Hey, Jinnai, it takes an hour.
05:32When I was young, I only played badminton.
05:35You didn't have time to study cooking.
05:37I was doing that, but I was doing bungee jumping.
05:40You learned a lot of things after you got married.
05:43How about you, Yoshida?
05:45I'm very good at cooking.
05:47You're the best.
05:48You're good at cooking and you're good at singing.
05:52You sing while you cook.
05:55I play the accordion and sing.
05:58I sing at home.
06:01So, you two are going on a national tour.
06:04Yes, we are.
06:05You're going to support us, right?
06:06Yes.
06:07I'm going to support you and sing.
06:09I'm going to do my best.
06:11Do you have a song you wrote?
06:13I don't have a song I wrote,
06:16but it's a very fun and important time for us.
06:20You don't have a song, do you?
06:21No, I don't.
06:24It's okay.
06:25It's an important time.
06:27Do you have a song you wrote?
06:29No, I don't.
06:31You know I hate that kind of talk.
06:34Let's start with Jinnai.
06:36I'm saying I'm worried, but I think they're worried, too.
06:41For example, if I ask them to buy something,
06:44they buy a lot of things.
06:46I know.
06:47If it's a light bulb, I want to buy one, but I buy 20.
06:52You want to keep it, don't you?
06:54When do you use salt and pepper?
06:57Three or four?
06:59I don't know.
07:01There are different kinds.
07:03I don't know which one is which.
07:05I buy the same one.
07:08We're a family of two.
07:11When do you use it?
07:12I don't cook.
07:15What do you do?
07:17Do you give it to the sumo wrestler?
07:20I do.
07:21I don't know if it's because you're a baseball player,
07:24but you ride the highway for a long time.
07:28I want to ride it.
07:30For example, you get off at Iikura from Meguro.
07:33Why?
07:34You don't know the feeling of spending money, do you?
07:37Oh, I see.
07:38I'll get 100 million yen when I'm 18.
07:41But I want to say one thing.
07:43How long were you a professional baseball player?
07:47You're a professional baseball player.
07:50That's how you feel.
07:52But I don't have any money now.
07:54What about baseball money?
07:56I don't have any.
07:57Oh, you used it all up.
07:59When I say I don't have any,
08:00I say I've buried it in the yard,
08:02but I'm sure I don't have any.
08:04You're making a lot of money, so it's okay.
08:07You're successful.
08:09I'm a rich man.
08:10Do you save money?
08:12Yes, I do.
08:14That's great.
08:15I can use it for various preparations.
08:17You're saving money.
08:19Does your wife manage it?
08:20Yes, she does.
08:22Is that why you're a professional baseball player?
08:25I don't know.
08:26You just want to get there early, don't you?
08:29When I ride it, my back hurts.
08:32So I want to get there early in a short time.
08:34All professional baseball players have a backache.
08:36But I go golfing.
08:38That's great.
08:42Gyaru, please.
08:44I want my daughter to wear something girly.
08:49Yes, I understand.
08:51My husband likes sporty clothes.
08:55So I buy sporty clothes for my daughter.
08:58We don't have the same taste in clothes.
09:01But he bought it for me.
09:04So I'm holding back.
09:06I'm trying to match it.
09:08You have feelings for your daughter, don't you?
09:10Do you understand this?
09:11I have two daughters.
09:13Do you leave it to your wife?
09:15Yes, I do.
09:16You have a good sense of fashion.
09:19You leave it to your wife.
09:21My husband loves clothes.
09:23I see.
09:24My husband doesn't like the clothes I bought.
09:28But you're a child.
09:30My son wears my husband's clothes.
09:34My daughter's clothes are getting bigger.
09:37I like the clothes my mom chose.
09:39But when I go out with my dad, I wear my dad's clothes.
09:42You wear your dad's clothes?
09:44Yes.
09:45My husband wears his dad's clothes all the time.
09:50He wears the same clothes every day.
09:52When I go to kindergarten,
09:54a construction worker gives me 1,000 yen.
09:56He buys me clothes.
10:00Is your son strong-willed?
10:03I think he's just like my son.
10:07How about you?
10:08I know how he feels when he wears my clothes.
10:11Did your wife buy you clothes?
10:13My mother is a gyaru.
10:15She's a gyaru.
10:16She's a gyaru.
10:18I'm a boy, but she bought me a cute dress.
10:21I see.
10:22It's a dress with a fake gemstone.
10:25It's the lightest gemstone I've ever seen.
10:28It's beautiful from a distance.
10:30But it's cheap when you see it up close.
10:33She bought me a skirt.
10:38I didn't like it, so I didn't buy it.
10:41Your mother is a gyaru.
10:43She's looking forward to seeing you cry.
10:45That's right.
10:46How old is your son?
10:48He's six months old.
10:49You don't talk about your son's clothes, do you?
10:51I don't.
10:52I'm having a lot of trouble deciding which music to listen to.
10:56I like folk music.
11:00I like Sada Masashi and Matsuyama.
11:06My husband loves ABX.
11:09He loves EDM.
11:11I can't listen to EDM unless I drink tequila.
11:14So we decided to take a break.
11:16When I thought about who would never be interested in this musician,
11:22it was Kouji Tamaki.
11:25Kouji Tamaki is the best artist in Japan.
11:29When I looked up Kouji Tamaki on Wikipedia,
11:32it said his family owns a folk music class.
11:35He said he had no choice but to listen to folk music.
11:38He's settled down with folk music.
11:40He's listening to folk music.
11:42That's why you learned to sing well.
11:46I thought so.
11:47How do you feel now?
11:49My wife has been playing folk music since she was a child.
11:53Because she's an Enka singer.
11:55So I told my children to play folk music.
11:59My son likes sumo.
12:01He often practices with me.
12:06He has a big body.
12:08Yes, I think so.
12:12How old are you?
12:13I'm 5 years old and 2 years old.
12:15I have a daughter and a son.
12:17My husband loves my daughter.
12:20I like her hair more than her clothes.
12:23Does your husband like your daughter's hair?
12:25Yes, he does.
12:27I want my daughter to have short hair like my daughter.
12:32She won't cry.
12:34But my husband thinks a girl should have ponytail and a beard.
12:40Is your husband the same age as me?
12:44He's 45 years old.
12:46But my hair has grown so long.
12:50I want to cut it in half.
12:52I see.
12:53I want to take him to a hair salon.
12:55But I don't want a stranger to cut my hair.
12:59I want a girl to cut my hair.
13:02I want to have a relationship with a girl.
13:05You want to have a good relationship with a girl.
13:07You want to have a good relationship with a girl.
13:10Is your mother a ballet dancer?
13:12No, she isn't.
13:13What kind of ballet do you do?
13:15I used to do ballet at the Sapporo Olympics.
13:17I used to do ballet at the Sapporo Olympics.
13:19I don't know who she is.
13:21She is a silver fairy.
13:22There are three people who know her.
13:25I saw Janet Lin.
13:27I admired her.
13:29I remember the commercial of Castello in Bunmeido.
13:33A black plushie wore a tutu and danced like ballet.
13:37I heard that she was very popular.
13:41I wanted to learn ballet.
13:45How old were you when you learned ballet?
13:46I learned ballet when I was 8 years old.
13:49You learned ballet so early.
13:50I'm learning ballet now.
13:53I want to learn ballet.
13:57I don't know if I can do ballet in the future.
14:01I don't know if I can do ballet in the future.
14:04You can do ballet if you want to.
14:06It's hard to keep doing ballet.
14:09I can't do ballet unless I'm a good person.
14:12I think I'll be able to do ballet someday.
14:16I don't know if I can do ballet every week.
14:19I was told to learn ballet three times a week.
14:22You have a talent.
14:24I can't learn ballet three times a week.
14:27You have to go to a ballet school.
14:29I have to go to a ballet school.
14:31If I don't have a talent, I can't do ballet.
14:33That's not true.
14:35Some people don't have a goal.
14:38You just want to do ballet.
14:41I think that's enough.
14:43I want my parents to teach me English.
14:46It's difficult.
14:48How do you decide what to do first?
14:53What are you talking about?
14:55Do you want your husband to teach you how to swim?
14:59Do you want your wife to teach you how to play the piano?
15:02Do you want your children to learn how to play the piano?
15:05How many children do you have?
15:07I don't have any children.
15:08Then why do you participate?
15:10If I can dance, I'll participate.
15:13Can't I participate when I'm sitting down?
15:16It depends on the conversation.
15:19If you have children in the future, what do you do?
15:24There is an environment.
15:26I was close to badminton.
15:28My sister said she wanted to play badminton.
15:31So I went with her.
15:33I told my sister to play badminton.
15:36So you went to that level.
15:38I did a lot of things.
15:40I played badminton until the end.
15:43I played badminton on my sister's back.
15:46You are a newscaster.
15:49You shouldn't do that.
15:51I understand her feelings.
15:53How old are you?
15:55I'm 12 years old.
15:57I'm 12 years old, 6 years old, 3 years old.
15:59You are 16 years old.
16:01I was born when I was 4 years old.
16:04I'm 16 years old, but I can speak.
16:07You are amazing.
16:10What did you do?
16:12I played badminton for 2 years.
16:15I quit playing badminton.
16:17Did you play the violin?
16:19She wanted to play badminton.
16:21I played badminton for 5 years.
16:23I quit playing badminton.
16:26She said she wouldn't go.
16:29Is Miyasako doing well?
16:31What are you talking about?
16:34I'm not talking about that.
16:37I played badminton with the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Eric Clapton.
16:41The Beatles sang.
16:47I'm happy.
16:48Will you marry me?
16:50Yes, I will.
16:55The husband of Yoshida Miwa.
16:57He is a musician.
17:03He confesses that he is dating his wife.
17:07Please tell us about your wife.
17:09My wife is from Hokkaido.
17:11So I use Hokkaido dialect.
17:14Where are you from?
17:15I'm from Okinawa.
17:18Okinawa and Hokkaido.
17:24Hokkaido and Okinawa dialects are often used in conversation.
17:28What is Hokkaido dialect?
17:30It's like, isn't it Azumashiku?
17:33You don't say that in Hokkaido.
17:37I'm from Hokkaido.
17:39Some people say, isn't it Azumashiku?
17:41Which way do you say it?
17:44I think it's easier to say it when you're older.
17:48Of course.
17:49Isn't it Azumashiku?
17:51When I go to a concert and come home,
17:54I say, isn't it Azumashiku?
17:57It's like, isn't it comfortable?
17:59It's like, isn't it calm?
18:02Is that so?
18:05You don't say, isn't it painful at home?
18:10It's like, isn't it Azumashiku?
18:12It's like, isn't it uncomfortable?
18:15It's like, isn't it Azumashiku?
18:18It's like, isn't it Azumashiku?
18:20I think it's like that.
18:22I think about 20% of couples don't understand each other.
18:2920%?
18:31Yoshida-san, too.
18:33I'm relieved when I'm with him.
18:35I'm relieved.
18:37I've been on the scene many times,
18:39but Yoshida-san has never said that.
18:42He says, isn't it painful?
18:44When there's a big news,
18:48he says, isn't it painful?
18:50Isn't it painful?
18:52It's like, something big happened.
18:55He says, isn't it painful?
18:57I say that.
18:59I think he's saying something big.
19:02I thought so.
19:04He says, isn't it painful.
19:06If you fight, do you say, isn't it painful?
19:09We can't fight.
19:11We never fight.
19:12Have you ever fought?
19:14We've never fought.
19:15Generally.
19:16When we talk about music,
19:19Oh, you guys argue.
19:21I argue for opinions.
19:23You argue?
19:24We argue.
19:26We argue.
19:28What do you think is good?
19:30He's already talking about it.
19:32Takaya-san, where are you from?
19:34I'm from Hokkaido.
19:36I see.
19:38So you're from Hokkaido.
19:40Did you understand what he just said?
19:42Yes, I did.
19:44So you have a tongue at home.
19:46Yes, I do.
19:48It's itchy.
19:50Itchy?
19:52Yes, it's itchy.
19:54Is it okay?
19:56I don't know what he was talking about.
20:02Is it okay?
20:04He's not saying anything about it.
20:06It's a standard language.
20:08It's not a standard, but you say it many times.
20:10What?
20:12Is it okay?
20:15You say it many times, right?
20:17You don't say it often.
20:21Hokkaido?
20:23I
20:53Got me I know
21:03Surprise
21:23Oh
21:53Yeah
22:23I
22:53Know
23:23I
23:53Don't know
24:23I
24:53Know
25:23I
25:53Don't know
26:23I
26:53Don't make it that straight. Yes, I make it better
27:13Kinoshita's I
27:23Know
27:53kawaii ne tte kaishite nai? tte yuttekite
27:55ya ya ya sonna koto nai yo
27:57tte yuttara tsuma ga
27:58jaa kore kara kawaii to omotte nai mono mo
28:01kore kawaii kunai tte itte miseru kara ne
28:03tte yuttekite
28:04kowai kowai kowai
28:06mecha kowai
28:08tte doushiyou tte omoshitara
28:09tsuma ga chotto kieta
28:10baa tte sawatte
28:11kono osara kawaii kunai? tte itte misetekita ndesu yo
28:13tte kore dochi no yatsu nara?
28:17sukkoi mayottan desu kedo
28:19kore wa kawaii kunai na
28:21tte kaishitandesu
28:22soshitara tsuma ga
28:24kore
28:25okaasan ga tsukutta osara
28:29hitokoto de futari teki ni mawashimashita
28:32sukoi testo ya na
28:34kawaii kunai wa kawaii de ii darou
28:38are chotto josei no kazen kikitain desu kedo
28:40nanka kore ka kore dochi ga ii tte
28:42yoko kikareru ndesu yo
28:43de boku wa kocchi no ga zettai ii to omou yo
28:45tte yutte futa akete mitara
28:46kocchi wo katteru pattern arundesu yo
28:48a ya ya
28:49are dochi mo ii ga
28:50dochi mo ii ga seikai desu ne
28:52dochi mo niau
28:55maikai dochi mo ii ne
28:56dochi mo ii ne tte yuttetara
28:57nanka daijoubu desu ka?
28:59dochi mo ii mo chotto
29:01nakatsukanai desu ka?
29:02tsutakari-san wa dochi ha?
29:04nanka kibun de
29:05wakaranai kedo
29:06handa shite hoshinda kedo
29:07sore wo kikkake ni
29:08jibun ga dochi ga ii ka ga wakaru
29:09mitai na tokoro ga andesu yo ne
29:13kou iu hito mo iten ne
29:16joukyuu she
29:17sasuga tsutakari
29:21dochi mo ii ga ichi mo ii
29:22dochi mo ii yaro
29:23bobby wa?
29:24hakkiri itte hoshii desu ne
29:26kyou no kore
29:29shifuku mo kou you kanji nandesu yo
29:31zenbu ii iwanakanno
29:33sore wa ienai
29:35zenbu ii wa
29:36demo chanto iwanai desu chanto
29:38kono kakkou de issho ni arukitakunai
29:40tte iwarerun de
29:41de dochi ga ii tte yattara
29:43issho ni arukundattara kocchi
29:44dakedo
29:45genoujin toshita wa kocchi kitahoga ii yo
29:48chanto futai peki ni
29:49chanto iu fure aru no wa
29:50iu shite kureru no de
29:51soko made tsukitsumemasu watashi mo
29:53are wa mitsurashii na
29:54dochi mo niau yo
29:55watashi wa
29:56dochi ga ii tte kiita toki
29:57hontou ni mayotte iru toki
29:59toka dashi
30:00jibun ni amari ishi ga nai ndesu yo
30:02ah sou?
30:03sou nandesu
30:04onnanoko mo sou iu bai arun no sa?
30:05arun desu yo
30:06de fuku toka mo sou desu shi
30:07kouin todoke tte
30:08ima iron na gara aru no shi
30:10uso ya?
30:11ano usuppe na yatsu wa?
30:12sou desu de
30:13watashi wa zasshi ni tsuiteru
30:14pinku iro no
30:20zasshi ni tsuiteru ndesu yo
30:21ah zasshi ne?
30:22wasa no
30:23zasshi ni tsuiteru
30:24de pinku de
30:25sore jitai mo kawaiikatta nde
30:27ah kore dasokka na
30:28to omottetan desu yo
30:29de soshitara
30:30otto ga giants daisuki de
30:31ah kyojin da
30:32jabito kun no ga ii tte iutta kara
30:34sore ni shimashita
30:35kore
30:36konna aru no?
30:37konna
30:38ima konna aru no?
30:39konna aru no?
30:40de kore doete sen ni ireru ndesu ka?
30:42de kore wa
30:43そのジャイアンツキュージョン
30:44よみうりランドの予告
30:45ah ah
30:46二軍のほう
30:47ところで
30:48二軍の試合やってる日だけ
30:496月だけ
30:50うそやん
30:51配ってるっていうので
30:52私が車で運転して
30:53姉と一緒に撮りに行ったっていう
30:54はあ
30:55ゼクシーとかにも毎回ついてんの?
30:56ゼクシーもだし
30:57地域によって
30:58本当にいろんなキャラクターが
30:59ついてるんですが
31:00ありますよ
31:01それって認められるんですか
31:02結婚は
31:03じゃあほんまや
31:04でもなんか
31:05サイズとかは決まってたり
31:06形式は決まってて
31:07でもアマゾンとかでも売ってたりしますよね
31:08うん
31:09でもアマゾンとかでも売ってたりしますよね
31:11うん
31:12でもなんか
31:13サイズとかは決まってたり
31:14形式は決まってて
31:15でもアマゾンとかでも売ってたりしますよね
31:16うん
31:17はい
31:18かわいい
31:19コイン届け
31:20アマゾンに売ってる?
31:21そんな簡単なもんやないね
31:22結婚って
31:23で
31:24アマゾンで
31:25プーさんのやつとか
31:26あんのかな
31:27おもしろい
31:28離婚届けも
31:29プーさんとかあるの?
31:30知らない
31:31わかんないけど
31:32たぶんないですよ
31:33知らない
31:34わかんないけど
31:35たぶんないですよ
31:36知らない
31:37わかんないけど
31:38たぶんないですよ
31:39たぶんないですよ
31:40それはないですよ
31:41離婚届けは進撃の巨人がいい
31:46ジオンこと喋りたくないからじゃないですか
31:48全然いいです
31:49違うと信じたい
31:52ドリクル吉田みわの夫ジオンが
31:55妻の機嫌をとるコツを告白
31:58お嫁さん誰やねん
32:00僕のみわですね
32:02あのー
32:03それ僕のやつ
32:04僕のやつです
32:05僕のやつです
32:08この番組はtverでもご覧になれます
32:10お気に入り登録も忘れずに
32:12草刈りさんお願いします
32:14はい
32:15うちの夫はものすごい記録マンなんですね
32:18で、それがすごい細かくて
32:21例えば
32:22毎日スーパーとかに買い物行ったりしても
32:25スーパーに入るときに何時何分に入るっていう
32:28一応
32:29全部です
32:30例えば7年前の昨日のお昼ご飯何かっていうのも
32:33全部わかるし
32:34えー
32:35それぐらいすごいんですけど
32:37で、前テレビ番組で
32:39加藤浩二さんの司会の番組に2人で出たことがある
32:43で、ひとしきり収録が終わって
32:45席を立ってこういうセットの足を一歩出した途端に
32:50これやり始めたわけです
32:52で、今終わりみたいな
32:53収録終わりました
32:54それをご覧になった加藤さんが
32:56本当に違う夫婦なんだなっていうのを
32:58言われたことがあったんですけど
33:00すごい
33:02これは別に映画監督っていうのは関係ないね
33:05あのね、よく言うのはやり始めたら
33:08もうきちっとやらないと気が済まないんですよ
33:11だからこれも30年
33:1330年
33:1440年近く
33:1540年近くやってるんですよ
33:17はーすごいなー
33:19でも僕むちゃくちゃ一緒です
33:21嘘やん
33:22僕18歳のときに上校してきて
33:24嘘やろそれ
33:25ほんまなんです
33:26お前僕の見た場合言いたいだけやろ
33:28違う違う違う
33:29僕のみちょぱの話もしたいし
33:31これは僕の話です
33:33お前もそうなの
33:35そうです僕上校してから14年間
33:37嘘やん
33:38毎日日記つけてます
33:40でメモってむちゃくちゃいいのが
33:42例えば夫婦間で喧嘩というか
33:44たまにイラッとしたこととかあるじゃないですか
33:47そのときはぐっと我慢してスマホにこう書いて
33:49ほんでから後々円満なやりとりを
33:51家でしてるときに
33:53そういやこの日何してたかなーなんて言いながら
33:55あっこの日あったわ
33:56あっみちょぱがちょっと疲れて機嫌が悪いって書いてあるわ
33:59っていうのを振り返って言えるんで
34:02円満なときに
34:03あー携帯やからか
34:05俺らもう毎年手帳やから
34:07何年か前の掘り出さないとわからへんねん
34:10そうでしょ
34:11だから捨てる
34:12でねほとんど
34:13えー思い出ないねん
34:17いやほんとにお前
34:19僕の忍びが怒っちゃうよ
34:21違います
34:23お父ちゃんお願いします
34:25あのーやっぱり食ですよね
34:27食の好みが全く合わないんですよ
34:30えーお父ちゃんとお奥さんはどこ出身
34:32えーと埼玉です
34:34埼玉関西かー
34:36僕はまあ関西のものも好きやし
34:38基本中華とか好きなんですけど
34:40中華があんまり食べないんですよ
34:42お奥さんお好きじゃないんだ
34:44だからなんか外食するってなったときに
34:46もう中華はもう外して
34:49いろいろ行くように
34:51中華なんでわかんねやろ
34:53脂っこいとか
34:55僕はもうそういう脂っこいのとか
34:58マヨネーズとか好きで
35:01もう全く逆で
35:02サラダとかでも
35:04僕はもうマヨネーズとか
35:06サラダみたいなドレッシング
35:08たっぷりでいいんですけど
35:10妻はなんか
35:12ビネガーとか
35:14オリーブオイルとか
35:16ビネガー
35:18食べたっけ?します?
35:20しかもちょろっとしかかけないですよ
35:23ビネガー
35:25でもアサイー
35:27アサイーとかですよ
35:31行こうよって言えば
35:33こっち迷って気付くことばっかりいう料理やな
35:35中華もお前あっさりしたもんあるやんか
35:37中華も
35:39言えないです
35:43でもわかるわかる
35:45そういうこと言ったら
35:46量とかもそうじゃないですか
35:48品数とかも
35:492人で言ってるのに
35:51何人で食べてますかっていうくらい
35:53カネシ頼むんですよ
35:55量はまあそれ
35:57こっちがなんか
35:59奥さんと桁違いで
36:01食べはんのは
36:03これ全部本当に食べきれんの?とか
36:05そうです
36:06僕が食べきるんだ
36:07食べきれますはい
36:08でもいろんなもんちょっとずつ食べれるから
36:10いいですよね奥さんも
36:12そういうことか
36:14どうですか奥さんと食事は
36:16自分は結構食べれないものがちょっとあったりするんですよ
36:18君が?
36:20僕がなんですよ
36:21ご飯とかよく作ってくれるので
36:22その時は2人で食べられるものを
36:24作ってくれたりするんですね
36:26僕がライブのツアーとか出て
36:283、4日開けてから帰ってきて
36:30冷蔵庫開けると僕貝とかダメなんですよ
36:32中見たらタッパーに
36:34貝の味噌汁とか
36:36あって
36:38いない間に食べてるという
36:40ありがとねー
36:42ありがとうねー
36:44食べるんかいやろ
36:54テーマ変えますどうぞ
36:56私が編み出した夫婦円満テクニック
37:00神奈川県大和市松剣さんの
37:02私が編み出した夫婦円満テクニック
37:06ごめんご飯食べてきちゃった
37:08ご飯食べてくるなら先に言ってよ
37:10仕方ないじゃん
37:12急に上司に誘われたんだし
37:14もういい
37:16妻の機嫌も損ねた時は
37:22わざと見つかるように
37:24お金を隠しておき
37:26なんでこんなところに
37:28どうしたの
37:30なんか繊維挟まってた
37:32カバンに入れた時
37:34挟まったんじゃない
37:36え
37:38ほらこの前もカバンの底から繊維見つかったじゃん
37:40おっと
37:42じゃあこれ私の
37:44そうだよ
37:46ラッキーを演出して機嫌を直すこと
37:50山口県萩市ぺんぺんさんの
37:52私が編み出した夫婦円満テクニック
37:54上手だね
37:56夫が帰宅する前に
38:02えプレゼン失敗
38:04これは相当へこんでんな
38:08落ち込んでいると分かった時は
38:10ただいま
38:12はい
38:14パパ帰ってきますエリ
38:16パパおかえり
38:18お仕事お疲れ様
38:20そしたらママがパパに
38:22全然連絡返してくれなかったじゃん
38:24ってわがママ言います
38:26そこで
38:28ママパパはお仕事大変なんだから
38:30そんなこと言わないの
38:32はい完璧
38:34すごい
38:36夫が喜ぶようなご芝居を
38:38娘と練習するパパ
38:40これめちゃめちゃいい
38:42ということで私が編み出した
38:44夫婦円満テクニック
38:46でもまあ弱音を言ってくれなきゃいけないやろ
38:48そうですね
38:50俺らが弱音なんか言ったことないじゃんな人生
38:52一回もですか
38:54誰にも言ったことない
38:56誰にもですか
38:58なかなか言えないですね
39:00誰に倒してんとか
39:02滑ったときは家帰る前に
39:041時間ぐらい過ごしてます
39:08持ち込んだら嫌やから
39:10これも持ち込まない
39:12絶対に持ち込まない
39:14滑って仕事失敗したときはどうすんの
39:16お前は
39:18初めてサンマゴテン出た日は
39:202時間ぐらい歩きました
39:22歩くんだ
39:24全然上手くいかない
39:26なんだあの化け物
39:28横山さんお願いします
39:30私は結婚して
39:32まだ2ヶ月なんです
39:34そうか楽しいやろな
39:36すごい楽しいんですけど
39:38私もともと
39:40全然自分を片付けができないタイプで
39:42もう足の踏み場がない
39:44みたいな感じだったんですけど
39:46夫が結構綺麗好きで
39:48夫が帰ってくるまでに
39:50今はもう頑張って
39:52片付けるっていうのを
39:54自分のモットーというか
39:56いつまで続くかな
40:00まだ2ヶ月なんで
40:02疲れんね
40:04ずっと暮らしてきた暮らしっぷりと
40:06頑張らなあかんから
40:08だから汚いところで
40:10旦那さん帰らしてもええと思うで
40:12無理してしまうから
40:14でも無理もしてないです
40:16必死で片付けてるんだろ
40:18必死で片付けてますけど
40:20必死で片付けるって無理してんだろ
40:22でも必死で片付けてるんですけど
40:24それが心地いいって
40:26嘘だ嘘やね
40:32まだ2ヶ月
40:34はいわかりました
40:381年後にお会いしましょう
40:44しんどくなるって
40:46それは聞きたいです
40:48新婚の時はもちろんそういう
40:50無理もしたよ
40:52変えたりとか
40:54したことってあると思うんですけど
40:56どのタイミングでズレたか
40:58片付けとか
41:00合わない部分がちょっとあって
41:02片付け方がな
41:04料理するんですけど
41:06ボールとかざるを
41:08大きさ順に揃えて片付けたいんです
41:10下が大きいの上が小さいのに
41:12ただ妻は使い終わったのを
41:14上に乗っけてくので
41:16アクロバットショーみたいな
41:18雑魚団みたいになっちゃって
41:20なので妻に
41:22バラバラになっていると取り出しづらいから
41:24ちゃんと揃えて片付けてくれないって
41:26直接言ったんです
41:28そしたら妻が手を合わせて
41:30ごめん揃えられない
41:32すごい潔かった
41:34私は揃えられない
41:36みんな育った家も違うしな
41:38干し方とかね
41:40そんなへんで
41:42まだまだあるよ
41:44合わせていかなあかんところ
41:46どこで歪みが生じていくのかっていうのは
41:48もうすぐです
41:52怖いこの大予言
41:54早い
41:56この大予言怖い
41:58無理したらあかんで多分
42:00絶対そうだと思う
42:02旦那さんが綺麗好きなんだったら
42:04汚くして旦那さんが片付けてもらったらいい
42:06そっちの方が展開うまくいくと思う
42:10これからまた子供が生まれて
42:12そう
42:14やることがめちゃめちゃ増えて
42:16使ってる時間がなくなる
42:18なるほど
42:20二人でカバーし合いながらやっていくのがいい
42:22無理はしない
42:24ストレスやな
42:26ちょっと待ってください
42:28でも4年で離婚したもん
42:30そうですよね
42:34動かれへん
42:36まあまあまあ
42:38そのまま頑張ってください
42:40雑魚
42:42今は頑張るしか
42:44頭がいってないからな
42:46でも旦那さんその分
42:48家の家事どんなしてくれてるんですか
42:50例えばじゃあ私が料理を
42:52作った日があるとするじゃないですか
42:54そしたら夫は洗い物をして
42:56くれる
42:58ベッドメイキングっていうか
43:00ベッドのこの布団を
43:02やってくれるのは夫が担当してくれたり
43:04毎日
43:06ピシッとやるような
43:08ピシッとやってくれる
43:10嘘やん
43:12ベッドメイキングやりますね
43:14嘘やん
43:16だいたいご存知だと思うんですけど
43:18僕のミチバの母が先に出るんで
43:20何のミチバやねん
43:22先に家を出るんで
43:24で終わったら僕起きて
43:26全部その
43:28枕を直して綺麗な状態で
43:30家を出ます
43:32寝る前にパサーってやりゃええやんか
43:34寝る前に埃も飛ぶじゃないですか
43:36だから俺ダストアレルギーが
43:38ずっとくしゃみしてる
43:40寝る前にやるからですよ
43:42そうですよ
43:44それで言うと
43:46皿洗いとかをやってくれてるっていう
43:48僕もいつもやってあげたいんですよ
43:50やってあげたいんですよ
43:52やってあげたいんですよ
43:54でも最近
43:56料理に目覚めたんですよ
43:58誰が
44:00やめなさい
44:02仕上がってきたな
44:04続いてジョンさんお願いします
44:06妻はですね
44:08ゲーマーなんですよ
44:14ゲームが好きで
44:16ソニックとかマリオとか
44:18ドンキーコングとかマリオとか大好きで
44:20ずっとやり込んでるんですよ
44:22車とか飛行機とか
44:24電車の移動中
44:26家の中もそうなんですけど
44:28ずっとやってます
44:30それジョン君と
44:32喋りたくないからじゃないですか
44:34違います違います
44:36違います
44:38歌とか歌うのに
44:40ゲームやってんの
44:42彼女が
44:44頭の中を空っぽにしたかったり
44:46考え方を整理したかったり
44:48あとはメロディー考えてたりとか
44:50歌詞のことを考えてたりするのかなと
44:52自分のミュージシャンだと思うので
44:54そういうとこ入りしつつ
44:56そっとしておいてますね
44:58一緒にあったりしないのが
45:002人では
45:02あれ吉野さんのもんだ
45:04ということなんだ
45:06話しかけたらちゃんと
45:08返してくれるんですけどね
45:10君はゲームは?
45:12僕はRPGとか冒険物が好きで
45:14育てる系なんですかね
45:16育てる系?レベルアップ
45:18楽しい森みたいなやつか
45:20動物の森
45:22何ですかその楽しい森
45:24楽しい森
45:26家族で行きたいな
45:28カブトムシとかがいっぱいいるんですか
45:30楽しい森やってました
45:32やってました
45:34ミヤちゃんがやってました
45:36動物の森か
45:38すごいセンスの塊なんで
45:40結構
45:42自分もあんまり掃除が得意じゃ
45:44なかったりするんですけど
45:46ミヤちゃんは
45:48ミヤちゃんって呼んでるんだ
45:50僕のミ
45:52嫁さん誰やねん
45:54僕のミヤですね
45:58それ僕のやつ
46:00僕のやつです
46:02バービーお願いします
46:04私のツータンはですね
46:14本当のツータンは結構ネガティブなところがあって
46:16すぐ落ち込んじゃうんですよ
46:18予定が狂っただけで
46:20落ち込んじゃうタイプなんで
46:22ちょっと勇気付けてあげなきゃ
46:24分かりやすく
46:26助けて欲しいことを頼む
46:28開かない
46:30助けて
46:32高いものが届かない
46:34助けて
46:36本当は戦隊モノ大好きなんです
46:38それで
46:40結構
46:42ミヤちゃん失礼
46:44俺戦隊モノ好きなんで
46:46俺仮面ライダーとか好きなんで
46:48それでバービーなんだ
46:50人が助けを呼ぶときのちょうどいいトーン
46:52そうなんです
46:54助けて
46:56そうなんですよ
46:58戦隊モノ好きな人にとって
47:00分かりやすい被害者ってすごい大好物なんですね
47:02嘘やん
47:04分かりやすかった
47:06嘘そんなあるんだ
47:08助けてとかって言うと
47:10戦隊モノ大好きなんで
47:12クロスチェンジャーとかってやって
47:16要するに違う世界にもって行ってあげるのか
47:18そうです
47:20仕事で落ち込んだときとか
47:22ヒーローじゃーんとかって言うと
47:24笑
47:26もう自信満々になるわけです
47:28羨ましいな
47:30そんなもんなのか
47:32羨ましいですね
47:34やってほしいですね妻に
47:36ベルトとか装着して
47:38見せたいんですよ
47:40変身を
47:42今離婚されるんですよ
47:44見せたいんですけど
47:46でも持ってきます
47:48武器持ってきます
47:50嘘やん
47:52嘘は分からん
47:54よし任せ
47:56トントン
47:58お腹を押してあげるの
48:00笑
48:02そうなんです
48:04うちの夫
48:06実際アキバレンジャー
48:08っていうレッドをやっていたんですよ
48:10そうか
48:12ことあるごとに
48:14そのDVD一式持ってきて
48:16娘と息子に見せて
48:18これパパだよって
48:20I
48:50Don't know
48:54What I want me to pass on no, okay, I'm not gonna get there
49:01So you're Sunday, I'm gonna
49:03That is what I'll be Sunday. What can I meet your buddy?
49:07Okay, I'm gonna meet your son. Don't want to make it. I don't know. What's up, man?
49:13So could I take it that night?
49:14What you can kind of a more notable you need to cut down that I thought I should have got a little more
49:18Toyota watch the cameraという意見の買い物一人暮らしをこじらせるとこうなります対応された方には
49:24shaking gaman
49:26ラーメンにホームページまで