A young couple discovers a secret room filled with cash while house-sitting for rich friends who die while out of the co | dG1fQUZKcW8tU1dWcU0
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00:00You know what this reminds me of?
00:02The ancient Bhutanese tale of two elephants that get lost in the Bung Phang Ranggong.
00:09Are you talking about elephants right now?
00:11We're gonna house-sit for Jake and Chloe.
00:13Alex, do not joke with me about that.
00:16What kind of people have this amount of money just lying around?
00:19Gangsters, drug dealers, the church.
00:22I'm looking into the deaths of Jake and Chloe Jones.
00:25I can't go to jail! I can't wear orange! I'm a winter!
00:28If having sex right now will take your mind off this, I'm willing.
00:32I have a package I think you should take a look at.
00:38I can't answer your question any more than you can question my answers.
00:43Now I'm gonna go solve some real crime.
00:45Human crime.
00:47They are...
00:51Gay thieves.
00:53Did the Dalai Lama say that?
00:55No, that was Lady Gaga.
00:56You are gonna help raise the profile of the porpoise and often overlook cetacean.
01:00Do you fancy a boy or a girl? I'll order you a girl.
01:03Oh, we don't want a girl.
01:04Oh, you fancy a boy.
01:05This home is guaranteed to make your friends and family absolutely loathe you.
01:10If they weren't orphans, their parents would be so proud.
01:14Oh my gay god.
01:16We would like to make a very large donation to the dolphins.
01:20Porpoises, they're the people of the sea.
01:23Death, unfortunately, is part of the journey.
01:28Would you like a Xanax?
01:29This is our ticket to fabulous.
01:32How fabulous is a clean conscience?
01:40You two have an issue with trust.
01:43Damn it.
01:44What the hell is he doing?
01:45He is going back for our money.
01:48It's not like you two recently came into a lot of money, did you?
01:53Yeah, did you?
01:59It's fun.