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00:00You've got a meeting at the New York Chronicle today.
00:04Are you nervous?
00:05Of course I'm not nervous.
00:06I've got the hottest relationship blog in the city.
00:08They'd be lucky to have me.
00:10Are you kidding me?
00:13I believe that belongs to me.
00:14Yikes, what happened?
00:16Oh my, haven't you done enough?
00:18Joseph Webster, professional matchmaker.
00:21The only thing I trust less than dating apps
00:23is some random stranger hustling up business outside a coffee cart.
00:26Mr. Jacobs?
00:27Kate Nolan, your new columnist.
00:29The new owners, they've been pressuring me hard for somebody else.
00:33Glenn!
00:35Hello again.
00:36Wait, he's not the other candidate, is he?
00:38You will be writing a profile piece about Joseph.
00:40And Joseph, find Kate her perfect match.
00:43Like this joker is going to find my true love.
00:45If you can't, then you win.
00:47Get ready to meet your soulmate.
00:49Hello mother!
00:50I sunk a large portion of the family assets into that takeover
00:53to ensure the job was yours.
00:54I will find her a match, no problem.
00:56You know you can't force these things.
00:58Either you have the spark, or you don't.
01:00Well, if it isn't my worthy opponent slash personal biographer.
01:03Let's just get this over with, shall we?
01:05What the heck is that?
01:06My software takes physiological signals to help create honest profiles.
01:10You show me a slideshow and you think you know me?
01:14I'm having a really good time.
01:15Ah, how was date number one?
01:17He was married.
01:18What?
01:19You can't predict these things with bleeps and bloops, ones and zeros.
01:22You're single, obviously.
01:23Why is that?
01:25Joseph Kendall Webster, an interesting individual
01:28who is convinced that he can create the pierce of Cupid's arrow
01:31from lines of code written on a laptop.
01:34So, maybe it's just me, but this Joseph seems, um, interesting.
01:39He wound up going bowling last night and he was actually pretty good.
01:42You only take the special ones bowling.
01:44He wasn't like that.
01:46You know, I'm starting to think that you don't actually want to finish this thing
01:49and you just fancy hanging out with me.
01:51Mother!
01:52Mother!
01:53I'm taking over operations.
01:54I've already been in touch with an actor and we will create her perfect match.
01:58Well, you can't trick her.
01:59I'm David Stitt. Pleasure to meet you.
02:01Do we really need the accent?
02:03She is besotted, which is all that matters.
02:06It's not fair to Kate.
02:07Look, I've got to tell her the truth.
02:08I didn't want to do this.
02:09So, you want to break my heart, lie to me and steal my job?
02:12He cheated. I win.
02:13He has one date left.
02:14You ever meet someone and think it was too good to be true?
02:17You don't care about the job.
02:18Not as much as I care about you.
02:20I'm ready for your last date.
02:22It was you who helped me see what I was missing.