John Crist's 2025 release, EMOTIONAL SUPPORT takes aim at topics like fights in the family group chat and being petty in | dG1fNEY5RVFkOWVwU00
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, John Chris!
00:04My family's huge.
00:05Everybody's married except for me and my brother,
00:07so we have a big group text, okay?
00:09We have a huge group text, and it's very,
00:11you know, it's very diverse, group text, right?
00:13I mean, everybody's white, but it's, um...
00:18A couple weeks ago, my sister had a baby.
00:20The baby goes on the chest,
00:21and then they take that photo in the group text.
00:23You know this photo, right?
00:24Everybody in the group text, what do they say?
00:26We love it. Congratulations.
00:28It's beautiful. It's an angel.
00:30And I'm looking at this baby like...
00:34This baby does not look good.
00:36And sure enough, I got up the courage, sent it.
00:40Not one response.
00:43Not one response at all.
00:4717 minutes later, my brother,
00:49the father of that child, texted me directly.
00:53He texted me directly, and he goes,
00:55Dude, that's hilarious.
00:56I go, put it in the text!
00:59Shot it into the group text.
01:0113 out of 16 ha-ha's, baby!
01:07My brother-in-law exited the group chat.
01:09He left.
01:10I added him back in, bro.