Pizza Guy 8 | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer | dG1faTg2dVdWTXItS1U
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00:00Hi. Eat shit and die. You're an hour late.
00:05Well, I'm hung, but I don't hear anyone talking about that.
00:08I smoked a little goofy, wacky marijuana.
00:13Mary Jane Smith.
00:14Mary Jane Smith.
00:15Right.
00:16Cigarette, and then all I wanted to do was kill people.
00:20I had the marijuana madness, and the only thing that could satiate it was blood.
00:25Well, that pizza cutter you got there, that's made from a magical rune from a Mayan temple.
00:31And every living thing you kill it with, well, it comes back to life.
00:36Let me demonstrate.
00:39Listen, I didn't expect my life to turn into The Truman Show meets Friday the 13th.
00:45Oh my god!
00:47That's how we should pitch the movie.
00:50Looks like he won't be getting ahead.
00:54Coming soon, a titanic slice of total terror.
00:59Pizza Guy 8.
01:02Stop the babies.
01:14Thank you, editor.
01:16Who are you talking to?
01:18Who the hell are you talking about?
01:20You said, thank you, editor.
01:22Yeah, we're in a movie.
01:39And get your monster pizza, made out of werewolf sausage, dinosaur cheese, and blood.
01:47That's actually tomato sauce.
01:49What did I do to you?
01:53This one's for you.
02:02They said I was late, but I was totally on time.
02:06Do I get to sit these fuckers down?
02:09You got that mommy dick.
02:19Cut them out! Cut them out!
02:21Under your spell.
02:26Under your spell.
02:31Under your spell.
02:35Cut them out! Cut them out!
02:49Let's do Paralyzed!