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00:00Good morning, Mrs. President.
00:05Good morning.
00:07Good morning.
00:08Good morning, good morning.
00:09Sit down, everyone.
00:11Well, I'm calling you all here today because I want you to help me
00:16in implementing the new laws that I have introduced.
00:20As you know, you are all aware that I have already banned the use of cellphones
00:28while driving, right?
00:30Because if you are using a cellphone,
00:32surely you are using only one hand while driving.
00:35That's why it's dangerous.
00:37Because of that, I have already banned many things
00:40because it's not safe to drive using only one hand.
00:43Okay?
00:44Okay.
00:45It's clear, right?
00:46Well, you are also now prohibited from smoking while driving.
00:50From farting, farting, farting,
00:55to making the boss or the driver fart,
00:58you are only allowed to use one hand.
01:00That's why it's dangerous because you are only allowed to use one hand while driving, right?
01:04At the same time, I have also ordered the entire police force
01:07to arrest other drivers who only use one hand while driving
01:11because they are doing other things.
01:13Yes, Ms. President.
01:14They are doing other things.
01:18Yes, that's what I want to say first.
01:20First, you have to fix your face, right?
01:23If you are fixing your face,
01:25you are now prohibited from combing your hair
01:27because you are only allowed to use one hand.
01:29You are also prohibited from shaving your beard.
01:31For women, you are now prohibited from wearing makeup while driving.
01:34I have also banned...
01:35That's true. He does a lot of things.
01:37Yes, I have also banned the use of any kind of hair,
01:40especially...
01:41On the eyebrows, right?
01:42On the eyebrows and on the nose.
01:44You know why that's dangerous?
01:46Because if you get hair on your eyebrows and nose,
01:49you will be covered.
01:51Oh, I see.
01:53If you cover your nose, you won't be able to see the road.
01:56Second, I have also banned the use of body wash.
01:59Why, Ms. President?
02:01It is now prohibited to use body wash.
02:03If your finger gets into the hole of your nose,
02:06it is now prohibited
02:07because you are only allowed to use one hand while driving.
02:09You are only allowed to use one hand while driving, right?
02:11That's true.
02:13That's true.
02:15That's why I also want to ban the use of toothbrushes while driving.
02:18Oh, really?
02:19Yes.
02:20Especially those who smoke pot while driving.
02:23That's dangerous.
02:26If you pass by a pedestrian lane,
02:28there are people crossing,
02:29you don't know,
02:30you will be caught because you are the one smoking.
02:32Yes, yes.
02:33Right?
02:34Yes, yes.
02:35But those who read newspapers will also be jailed
02:38or those who play games on their cell phones
02:41or on their cell phones,
02:42as long as they are in traffic.
02:44Huh?
02:45But there's traffic, Ms. President.
02:46Even if there is,
02:47even if there is,
02:48you don't know.
02:49For example,
02:50if you play driving games on your video
02:53or on your cell phone,
02:54you don't know.
02:55You will be caught.
02:56You don't know the reality.
02:57And you are still holding one of your hands.
02:59That's true.
03:00That's true.
03:01Well, the punishment will be heavier
03:03for those who watch TV
03:05in their cars
03:07or even in the nearby cars.
03:08But, Ms. President,
03:09if there's traffic,
03:10there won't be any.
03:11There won't be any.
03:12That's right.
03:13That's right.
03:14But most of the time,
03:15you don't know.
03:16It's already on.
03:17Yes.
03:18I have something to say.
03:19The big TV in EDSA
03:21that's in the way,
03:22it's better if it's removed.
03:24No, it's not.
03:25Just don't put it inside your car.
03:27Thirdly,
03:28it's also prohibited to kiss while driving.
03:31That's true.
03:32If possible,
03:33let's make an additional law
03:34so that it's prohibited
03:35for the newlyweds to sit next to each other.
03:37Why is that?
03:38What I mean is
03:39from the answers
03:41to the celebration
03:43of their monthly anniversary.
03:45Do you know why?
03:46Yes.
03:47Because that's the stage
03:49where you always hold hands
03:51and kiss each other.
03:53That's right.
03:54And when you're driving,
03:56you don't look at the road.
03:57Yes.
03:58You have to do that, right?
04:00Lastly,
04:01and the most severe punishment
04:03is the new law
04:04that prohibits drivers.
04:06This is the death
04:07of a flying mosquito
04:09inside a car.
04:10What if you get stung by a mosquito?
04:12Yes.
04:13And it hurts.
04:14No, that's not allowed.
04:15Because you're not using just one hand
04:17to kill a mosquito.
04:18It's hard to kill a mosquito.
04:19You only need one hand.
04:21You need two.
04:22Right?
04:23Yes.
04:24If you use two hands,
04:25you'll be able to release the handle
04:27and it'll go to your hand.
04:29What if you get bitten?
04:30If you get bitten,
04:32you should also make sure
04:34that you don't get bitten by a cockroach.
04:36Yes, that's true.
04:37Yes, because you'll surely get bitten.
04:39Well,
04:42if you're the one
04:43who kills a mosquito,
04:44you don't look at the road, right?
04:46Yes.
04:47If you're the one who gets bitten,
04:48of course,
04:49you shouldn't look at the road.
04:51Okay?
04:52I also want to clarify
04:53that you're not allowed
04:54to get bitten by a mosquito
04:55while you're driving.
04:57All you have to do
04:58is let the passenger next to you
04:59get bitten
05:00or the vendors.
05:02For example,
05:03if you stop like that,
05:04tell the cigarette seller,
05:05please take care of this mosquito.
05:06It's itchy.
05:09Isn't it dangerous
05:10to get bitten by a mosquito?
05:13No, it's not.
05:14As long as
05:15you don't get bitten
05:16by a mosquito,
05:17your pants won't get itchy.
05:18Of course,
05:19it'll get itchy.
05:20You won't get itchy
05:21because
05:22you're not allowed
05:23to get bitten by a mosquito.
05:24You're not allowed to get bitten by a mosquito.
05:25What if you get bitten
05:26by a mosquito?
05:27Because you're driving.
05:28Maybe you should
05:29go to the traffic enforcer.
05:30Yes,
05:31we'll let them.
05:32So,
05:33it's clear
05:34that you're not allowed
05:35to get bitten by a mosquito.
05:36Yes, it's clear.
05:37If you want,
05:38Mr. President,
05:39I'll repeat what you just said.
05:40Oh,
05:41sorry.
05:42I have a meeting.
05:43Well,
05:44because of that,
05:45I'd like to adjourn
05:46the meeting.
05:47Thank you very much.
05:48Thank you very much.
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