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00:00Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest of them all?
00:04Let's find out here on Showtime Sexy Bae 2025!
00:10Let's find out here on Showtime Sexy Bae 2025!
00:40Let's find out here on Showtime Sexy Bae 2025!
01:10Let's find out here on Showtime Sexy Bae 2025!
01:40I'm the one who's jealous of you.
01:42Why?
01:44You're more beautiful.
01:46You're richer.
01:48What else?
01:50Everything.
01:52You're just overestimating me.
01:54I want to wake up like that.
01:56I want to wake up like that.
01:58Even if it's just for one day.
02:00Even if it's just for one day.
02:02Even if it's just for one day.
02:04Even if it's just for one day.
02:06Even if it's just for one day.
02:09Just a pest.
02:11Just a pest.
02:13Just a pest.
02:15I'm still jealous of Max.
02:17No matter where I go, I'm famous.
02:19No matter where I go, I'm famous.
02:21You're famous but people don't like you.
02:23You're famous but people don't like you.
02:25You're famous but people don't like you.
02:27That's not true.
02:29How old are you, Max?
02:3132.
02:33You weren't born as a beauty queen ever?
02:35That's not my thing.
02:37Just M&M.
02:39I like being an artist.
02:41I like being an artist.
02:43I like being myself and other people.
02:45But I think as a beauty pageant,
02:47it's too serious for me.
02:49But who knows?
02:51You can never tell.
02:53You can never tell.
02:55That's beautiful.
02:57You're beautiful, Max.
02:59Is the movie The Substance suitable for you?
03:01Is the movie The Substance suitable for you?
03:03Am I under the influence of The Substance?
03:06Am I under the influence of The Substance?
03:08Nice to see you!
03:10What's up, M&M people!
03:12What's up, M&M people!
03:14What's up, M&M people!
03:16You're just black, son.
03:18You're just black, son.
03:20I'm wearing black sandals.
03:22Someone ordered me to do so.
03:24I was ordered.
03:26I thought you're Sam Gibson.
03:28I'm wearing black sandals.
03:30I asked him if he was joking.
03:36How do you dance?
03:38How do you dance?
03:42Max might get tripped.
03:44I don't want to battle with Redmo.
03:46That's why I'm wearing black.
03:48Because I know I'll lose to you.
03:50That's why I'm wearing black.
03:52You're beautiful and humble.
03:54You're beautiful and humble.
03:56You're beautiful and humble.
03:58You're beautiful.
04:00You're beautiful.
04:02You're beautiful.
04:04You're beautiful and humble.
04:14If you go back to college,
04:16you'll wear black sandals.
04:18And long hair.
04:20Sandals!
04:22And long hair.
04:24You'll dance like Sam Gibson.
04:30You're the real Sam Gibson.
04:32I love you, Judy!
04:33I love you, Judy!
04:34I love you, Judy!
04:35I love you, Judy!
04:36I love you, Judy!
04:37I love you, Judy!
04:38I love you, Judy!
04:39I love you, Judy!
04:40I love you, Judy!
04:41I love you, Judy!
04:42I love you, Judy!
04:43I love you, Judy!
04:44I love you, Judy!
04:45I love you, Judy!
04:46I love you, Judy!
04:47I love you, Judy!
04:48I love you, Judy!
04:49I love you, Judy!
04:50I love you, Judy!
04:51I love you, Judy!
04:52I love you, Judy!
04:53I love you, Judy!
04:54I love you, Judy!
04:55I love you, Judy!
04:56I love you, Judy!
04:57I love you, Judy!
04:58I love you, Judy!
04:59I love you, Judy!
05:02Your pantaloons are falling down.
05:04Yes, it's really you.
05:08I was nervous when you said that again.
05:11I wasn't prepared today.
05:12Max Collins said,
05:14his black sandals are too low.
05:17Not sandals, it's my bra.
05:24Thank you, Max.
05:25Be careful.
05:26This is the family hack actor,
05:28Jameson Blake.
05:30Hey, Jameson!
05:32He's posing!
05:33He's posing!
05:39Oh, that's how you do it?
05:40Yes, that's how you do it.
05:43That's a bit far.
05:44There's a distance.
05:47That's it!
05:51Everyone is looking at you, Judy.
05:53Jameson's dimples are so deep.
05:55Right?
05:56It's like he got stung by a bee on his rectum.
05:59It will come out here.
06:01That's the real handsome.
06:02Son, you're extra handsome today.
06:05Why is your bloom so direct?
06:09The weather is a bit hot,
06:11that's why I'm sleeveless today.
06:13The weather is hot, that's why he bloomed.
06:16Flowers bloom when it's hot, right?
06:18Sunflower.
06:19Your stare is too much.
06:21Of course.
06:22You're staring at me like that.
06:25I saw this in the dressing room.
06:28It was on IG.
06:29I was like, who are you zooming in on?
06:31I was looking at Jameson.
06:33I was zooming in on Jameson.
06:34No, his suit is beautiful.
06:36It might look good on me too.
06:38Yes.
06:39Then you said, okay.
06:40He doesn't have stretch marks.
06:43I'm proud of you, Jameson.
06:45I'm proud of you.
06:47I appreciate the support.
06:48He's also 39 years old, right?
06:49He's still pictorial.
06:50He's still watching.
06:51He jumped.
06:52What happened?
06:53What did he get?
06:54He got an endorser.
06:56What?
06:57Mimiflu.
07:00He's already walking.
07:01At least.
07:06Mimiflu.
07:07Chelsea, that's funny.
07:08Wow.
07:12Yes, and of course,
07:13our first Miss Universe Asia,
07:15Miss Chelsea Manalo.
07:20She's still simple.
07:22Beautiful.
07:23She's fast.
07:25Flawless.
07:26Her hips are beautiful.
07:29She's just a man.
07:31The ladies are embarrassed.
07:33They won't go through that
07:34because they'll get stuck.
07:35Her butt is swooping down.
07:38It's swooping down.
07:40And then Chelsea.
07:41Her dimples are deep.
07:42Let's give her a round of applause.
07:47So, let's start the battle of hotness
07:49here at
07:50Bulalakad!
07:58You're so wild.
08:01What's up, Padlong Umol?
08:03I'm Tanya.
08:04I'm 20 years old.
08:05I'm a sexy babe
08:06from Paumbong, Bulacan.
08:07You're so wild.
08:09I'm a working student
08:10while studying tourism.
08:12I also became a supervisor
08:13at a coffee shop
08:14and I also assist
08:15makeup artists.
08:17I just won
08:18at Binibini Bulacan
08:19as the 4th title
08:20Miss United Continent
08:21Bulacan
08:22this January 2025.
08:24Aside from being a pageant
08:25and a tracketeer,
08:26I also do song covers
08:27and I'm also a fan
08:28of banding
08:29with my sisters.
08:30As an older sister,
08:31I tell my younger siblings
08:33to be open
08:34especially when it comes
08:35to talking about love.
08:42Aside from loving
08:43and caring for them,
08:45my goals are also caring
08:47for the elderly and the blind.
08:49See you, Madam Pipot!
09:48What's up, Madam Pipot?
09:51I'm Natanya Gwen
09:52Crisostomo Santos,
09:5420 years old,
09:55I'm a sexy babe
09:56from Paumbong,
09:58Bulacan.
10:06We believe in the saying
10:07that you don't need
10:08to say anything.
10:09Yes, you don't need
10:10to say anything.
10:11Sorry.
10:12No, it's okay.
10:13It's okay.
10:14Just continue.
10:15You can say that.
10:17I believe,
10:18when there is love,
10:19there is life.
10:22She just wants someone to be with her.
10:25She wants support.
10:26She wants all together
10:28because she believes
10:29when there is love,
10:30there is life.
10:32Very well said.
10:34Yes.
10:35Her name is beautiful,
10:36Natanya.
10:37Natanya, yes.
10:38Meaning,
10:39gift of God.
10:41Wow, you're really good
10:42at search words, Sir Oguz.
10:46How do you joke
10:47the gift of God?
10:48I don't know.
10:49How do you do that?
10:50Of course, it's God.
10:52How about Gwen?
10:53Holy.
10:54Yes.
10:55How do you do that joke?
10:56How about Santos?
10:57Santos.
10:58Santos.
10:59Yes.
11:00It's also Holy.
11:01Santos.
11:02There are a lot of Santos,
11:03right?
11:04Santos.
11:05Yes.
11:06How do you do that joke?
11:07Let's make a deal
11:08to make a deal.
11:09So we can joke
11:10because she's our friend.
11:12It's beautiful.
11:13Did you really mean
11:14your name like that?
11:15It's full of holiness.
11:16Natanya Gwen Santos.
11:18I don't know,
11:19but I know
11:20that's why it's Natanya Gwen.
11:21And for Nolan,
11:22my father,
11:23Gwen, for grace.
11:25Nolan,
11:26your mother,
11:27Nolan.
11:28This is her father,
11:29Nolan.
11:30Hi, Papa.
11:31Here,
11:32your father has grown up.
11:33Is Nolan
11:34your father's name?
11:35Nolan.
11:36Yes.
11:37There's a saying.
11:38What?
11:39Nolan is an island,
11:40right?
11:41Yes.
11:42His father's nickname
11:43is like the sun.
11:45Nolan.
11:46Nolan is like the sun.
11:52Then, Gwen.
11:53What will you do
11:54if you wake up one day
11:55and your name is Gwen
11:56and your nickname is
11:57Will You Be Mine?
11:58When will you be mine?
12:01A lot of things happened to her.
12:03But what will we call you?
12:04Gwen or Natalie?
12:05Natanya.
12:06I'll just call you Tanya.
12:07Tanya.
12:08Tanya.
12:09Tanya.
12:10Your husband's name is Tanya.
12:11My husband's name is Tanya.
12:13That's not you.
12:14It's on TV.
12:15It's at home.
12:16It's on TV.
12:17It's on TV.
12:18Hello,
12:19that's not you.
12:21You don't like Gwen
12:22because she's Binigwen.
12:23Binigwen.
12:24Binigwen.
12:25Yes.
12:26Binigwen.
12:29Tanya.
12:30I like Tanya more.
12:31You're so pretty.
12:32Do you have a lover?
12:34I don't know.
12:37She's laughing so hard.
12:39Do you want me to tell you a joke?
12:41What's so funny?
12:42We're just kidding.
12:44Just kidding.
12:46Why?
12:47It's like a kiss.
12:48Do you have a lover
12:49or do you have a boyfriend?
12:50Yes.
12:51I have a lover.
12:52The one with Lassie?
12:54The one in yellow.
12:55Her lover is the one in yellow.
12:56That's her mother.
12:57Her mother.
12:58Yes.
12:59Her mother.
13:00Your lover is the one
13:01next to Lassie's clothes.
13:03Lassie.
13:04Yes.
13:05She's asking me where Lassie is.
13:06She's asking Lassie.
13:08Your lover is the one
13:10you're saying
13:11because your mother doesn't know.
13:12No.
13:13My mother doesn't know yet.
13:14What's the name of Lassie next to you?
13:18That's not her.
13:19Lassie is on your left.
13:20What's the name of Lassie next to you?
13:21My father.
13:22Yes.
13:23That's what I want to know.
13:24What's the name of your lover?
13:25Jaycee.
13:26Jaycee.
13:27Is it true that you're courting Tanya?
13:29Yes.
13:30Why?
13:32What do you want from her?
13:34What's your intention?
13:36Does she love you?
13:38Are you sad?
13:39Do you need someone to be with you?
13:41Why are you courting her?
13:43Where is she going?
13:45Answer.
13:46She's going to the precinct.
13:47She's going to the precinct.
13:50You don't know, right?
13:51She's very kind.
13:52Very kind?
13:53Yes, she's very kind.
13:54If she's kind, will you court her?
13:55Or will you parry her
13:56in our kind place?
13:59If she's kind, will you court her?
14:00If she's kind, will you court her?
14:01There are a lot of kind people in the world.
14:02Will you court all the kind people you know?
14:04Just her.
14:05Just her?
14:06What about her?
14:07Why will you court her?
14:09She's kind.
14:10Yes.
14:11I can't answer that.
14:12I'm also kind.
14:13Yes.
14:14She can be beautiful.
14:16She's very beautiful.
14:18That's it?
14:19Because she's beautiful, will you court her?
14:21She's smart.
14:22Yes.
14:23What do you want from a smart person?
14:24Why will you court her?
14:25Why do you want to have a smart and beautiful girlfriend?
14:28So that she can have your child?
14:30Oh!
14:32That's also your chance.
14:35Imagine if this is how your mother was when you were courting her.
14:37Will you court her?
14:38She's just coming into the house.
14:39Yes.
14:40Maybe it's just a fraternity.
14:42It's not a relationship, right?
14:44But did you say goodbye to her mother?
14:46But I won't court her anymore.
14:48She's my wife.
14:49Yes.
14:50Study well.
14:51How old are you?
14:5221.
14:53Are you studying?
14:54Are you done?
14:55I'm still studying.
14:56Why don't you focus on your studies?
14:57What are you going to do with your life?
14:58Why are you going to involve Gwen in your life?
15:01Is Gwen your daughter?
15:02Huh?
15:03Is Gwen your daughter?
15:04Forgive me.
15:06Why?
15:07I didn't mean it.
15:08We were drinking with your mother.
15:09Why?
15:10Why?
15:12And I was the one who brought her.
15:14Did you say goodbye to her mother?
15:16Yes.
15:17Did her mother say goodbye that she's going to wear lipstick like that now?
15:21Why?
15:22She's in Ibiza today.
15:24Did her mother say goodbye that she's going to wear a belt bag?
15:26Yes.
15:28So, is it a due date?
15:30Are you going to beg us, mother?
15:32No.
15:33Because that's how she begs us.
15:35I didn't mean it.
15:36That's a style.
15:37Mother, what's her name again?
15:39The one who's courting?
15:40JC.
15:41JC.
15:42Do you know who's courting JC, mother?
15:43Yes.
15:45What?
15:46Are you going to let them?
15:48No choice.
15:49No choice?
15:50Why no choice?
15:51Yes.
15:52As a parent, you have a say, right?
15:53Yes.
15:54Why no choice?
15:55No.
15:56It's okay.
15:57JC is kind.
15:58He's kind.
15:59He can see if you're going to answer him or not.
16:02Are you the type of mother who won't be scared?
16:05At the age of 20, your child might have a fiancé and you'll be able to take care of his concerns or priorities in life?
16:14Yes.
16:15He trusts me.
16:17Do you trust that man?
16:19No.
16:20Oh!
16:21She's just honest.
16:22She's just honest.
16:23She's just honest.
16:24What can you say, Tanya?
16:26Prove that you trust him.
16:27It's up to him.
16:28It's up to him.
16:29I'm just kidding.
16:30What do you like about JC?
16:32Why?
16:33Nothing yet.
16:34Nothing yet.
16:35He can't say because he's going to have a boy.
16:36He's going to have a boy.
16:37He's going to have a boy.
16:38Because it's like 5 months.
16:39Has he been courting for 5 months?
16:40Yes.
16:41Why are you making it last that long?
16:42Yes.
16:43Do you like it or not?
16:44Oh!
16:45Oh!
16:46There.
16:47There.
16:48Oh!
16:49Oh!
16:50Oh!
16:51Oh!
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:55Oh!
16:56Oh!
16:57Oh!
16:58Oh!
16:59Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:02Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:04Oh!
17:05Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:11Oh!
17:12Oh!
17:13Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:15Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:17Oh!
17:19Oh!
17:20Oh!
17:35But.
17:39Ah.
17:42Ah.
17:43He can't go to school because you're in his heart and mind.
17:47And in the end, what's your intention?
17:49What's your intention? Will you answer him or not?
17:51He still has hope.
17:52It's just me.
17:53Later, I'll PM you.
17:55Because I love you.
17:57PM, PM.
17:58PM, love.
18:01Later, it's PM because it's already afternoon.
18:03It's AM.
18:04You just said it for a long time.
18:05He'll just answer it.
18:06Okay, I'll PM you.
18:07Yes.
18:07It's always like that here.
18:08What I'm saying is longer than the contest.
18:11But now, do you feel at ease with JC?
18:14Yes, I feel at ease.
18:15At ease.
18:16Why does it take 5 months for you to get to know each other?
18:21In your opinion.
18:23Well, we still need to get to know each other.
18:26You don't know him that well yet.
18:28Of course, even if you're already together at home,
18:32there are still times when your personality is different.
18:36He's still hiding something about your personality.
18:39So, I still need to get to know him better.
18:43So, you still don't know him completely in your opinion?
18:46In my opinion, we still need to get to know each other more.
18:49If you answer him, will you be together at home?
18:51No.
18:52She said she'll be together at home.
18:53She's like a border.
18:54She's like a border.
18:55She's like a landlord.
18:59That's her point, Kim Chu.
19:01But...
19:06But does your family vote for him?
19:08Yes.
19:09Why don't you get your mom married first?
19:13JC, how long...
19:15In real life, who takes the longest to court?
19:20Me?
19:21No, Lassie.
19:22Lassie takes the longest to court.
19:23Lassie.
19:24Lassie.
19:27Now, I know why you're not answering.
19:31Maybe she hasn't asked yet.
19:35I think it's 3 months.
19:36The longest?
19:37Yes.
19:38But why are you holding back from answering for 5 months now?
19:43Because she caught me flirting.
19:45Flirting?
19:46Oh, no.
19:47You flirted?
19:481, 2...
19:49She caught you flirting?
19:50Where's her penis?
19:53And you caught her flirting?
19:55She always plays with her penis.
19:57But don't you get tired of courting?
19:59Because it's been 5 months?
20:00Not really.
20:01Not really?
20:02But that's how it is in love.
20:04You don't need to rush.
20:05Right?
20:06Quick.
20:07I like you, but I'm not ready.
20:11She needs to wait for you.
20:13Right.
20:14Do you have a boyfriend?
20:16Yes.
20:17Just one.
20:18We just broke up last year.
20:21Long term relationship.
20:24Long term?
20:36I love you.
20:37I love you.
20:38I love you.
20:39I love you.
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