• 2 weeks ago
A comedian shares hilarious takes on dating an older guy, health care adventures, family challenges, and life changes af | dG1fUUZxcmY2MlI4Y00
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00:00When he and I got together we had that conversation about labels because I
00:03felt ready to be called boyfriend and girlfriend and he goes, ah you know, being
00:07in my 40s I feel like I'm a little old to be called somebody's boyfriend but if
00:11you call me your man friend, sounds like I'm not allowed in your playground.
00:19I was like, all right, well what are you gonna call me? And he goes, I'll just be
00:24like, this is m'lady.
00:30And I was like, well we're not at a renaissance fair, so no. Also I can't use
00:38the equivalent of that. I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my lord.
00:54And he's also a comedian and I wasn't much of a jealous girlfriend in my 20s
00:59but then some switch flipped in my 30s and now when I see somebody hit on the
01:04person I'm with, I just feel myself anamorph into the cast of Jersey Shore.
01:10I am ready to brawl. And he does get hit on when he walks on stage, women whistle
01:15at him, and at comedy clubs there's usually a security guard in the back to
01:19kick people out in case they heckle, so at his shows I've just started to stand
01:23next to the security guard. And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his
01:31jokes, I just walk up and I'm like, hey I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:41He's my favorite comedian. Well, he's my lord.
01:46Scoot. Beat it.

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