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00:00Dumb inventions.
00:01Plus, worse Japanese products.
00:02This is a bike that rides sideways, I guess.
00:04Do you want to ride a bike?
00:05Yeah!
00:06Do you want it to be extremely difficult?
00:07Yeah!
00:07Well, do I have the bike for you?
00:09Ha ha!
00:09Sometimes you gotta crap at the same time as your bro.
00:11You also want to be able to high-five him when it's done.
00:13What is that, virtual reality radio?
00:15You look like a retarded alien.
00:16Why have lukewarm noodles when you can have freezing noodles?
00:18Is this so you can wash your hair without getting your face wet?
00:20Do you by chance belong to the Westboro Baptist Church?
00:23I think you would fit right in.
00:24She saw a miracle girl worked on her plants,
00:25so she figured she planted her boobs in planters
00:27so you could make those miracle grow too.
00:29For the man who wants to wear a rain jacket and go intertubing at the same time,
00:31you have the Jacketube.
00:32Mind you, if an alligator decides to nibble on your knees,
00:34you're basically screwed, fatty.
00:35Someone who takes Jurassic Park way too seriously.
00:37You know, the dinosaurs that killed the fat guy?
00:39Wouldn't want to get noodles on your collar.
00:41That would make you look stupid.
00:42That must be a bitch to start.
00:44After you're done starting all those motors,
00:45it must feel like you masturbated for a week straight.
00:47The toilet really has a negative image,
00:48so why not rub your candy along the rim of it
00:50and see what happens?
00:51That's right, bacteria infestation that will eat away half your face.
00:53Can you imagine using this thing full force and your foot slips?
00:56Way to cut off your own toes, bro.
00:57Could be for correcting broken noses,
00:59not smelling farts,
01:00or just looking socially retarded.
01:01Finally, a useful invention.
01:02Eye drops are such a pain in the ass.
01:04Asians are so innovative.
01:05Fresh, toxic Chinese rainwater.
01:07Speaking of inhumane Asian living conditions,
01:09some Asian dude literally thought,
01:10I feed you, I clothe you,
01:12what do you do around here?
01:13That's it, I'm making you a mop.
01:14Not sure if I'm staring at an x-ray
01:16or you're just some horrible burn victim.
01:18You think he looks stupid, right?
01:19Do this the next time you listen to music
01:20and then call him stupid.
01:21You suck at applying your makeup.
01:23Have a mask, retard.
01:24If that were vegan, I would actually buy that.
01:25Come on, it makes sense.
01:27Just because it's different doesn't make it wrong.
01:28I would call this device the Blowjob Sucker.
01:30Apparently it's a mouth exerciser
01:31to remove the wrinkles around your mouth.
01:32Wait, if it exercises your mouth,
01:33it makes your mouth stronger.
01:34Which means you'll have a tighter suction.
01:36It is the Blowjob Sucker!
01:37So killing a woman with a plastic bag
01:39wasn't good enough for you.
01:40You had to try and drown her simultaneously.
01:41Ha ha ha ha!
01:42Even if you tried to explain this to me in English,
01:44it still wouldn't make sense.
01:45It's not funny, and you disgust me.
01:47Ha ha ha!