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00:00Bathing suit fail, swimming gone wrong. Let's get excited.
00:03Oh great, the one time a girl has a self-esteem you gotta hate on her, put fail next to her head.
00:06Mind you, she should have probably got her size.
00:08Listen lady, you're a good looking woman, but I can see your vagina.
00:11Maybe, you know, try again.
00:12Is that a bathing suit made out of appetizer plates?
00:14Did you get inspired by the Little Mermaid?
00:15When grandma gets her titties out, everybody be all like,
00:18Well, duh, ew.
00:19There's the pizza bathing suit, for chicks who want to look like they have 17 nipples the next day.
00:22You know, what with the zits.
00:23Oh man, I'd really like to press her button, specifically select and start.
00:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:28In Soviet Russia, bitches.
00:30Oh, Miley Cyrus, is that you?
00:32I've really lost my appetite for pointing out people's race.
00:34This is definitely something mostly only lighter skinned people do.
00:36Funny coming from me, because I used to do that.
00:38Jump in the snow, then get back in the hot tub, feel the burn.
00:41I would say you should help that beached whale, but they're old, so they'll die soon anyway.
00:44In Asia, apparently they wear the panties on top, and the bra on the bottom.
00:46Way to make being a woman even more complicated than it already is.
00:49How sad is it we live in a society where people freak out just because their nipples might show?
00:52Chicks all like,
00:53Bitch, we all know what's under there.
00:55Like, chill out.
00:56Oh, they were compact discs.
00:58I thought they were appetizer plates.
00:59Here we have a plastic hip candidate.
01:01After that fall, he might need one.
01:02We all have that one friend.
01:03What, the one who's crawling out of the pool like a spider?
01:05I don't have any friends.
01:06So no, we don't.
01:07Hey, cops like to swim too, okay?
01:09Hey, everybody poops.
01:10Speaking of swimsuit fails, I'm sure this one fails to not give you an erection.
01:14Poor men, me and the two dudes watching this.
01:17Cause men hate me.
01:18Bet you can get those shorts out of steel.
01:19But you know what, they look kinda crappy.
01:21Yep, that's the joke I'm ending on.
01:22Refunds for your tickets out front.