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00:00Funniest selfies and awful profile pics.
00:02ACHOO!
00:03Bless me, thank me.
00:04Withdrawal that effort so we can feel sorry for you.
00:05You know in that you can't afford bed sheets.
00:07Best selfie ever? Why?
00:08Dude's like a 3 out of 10.
00:09Best selfie ever should at least have attractive people in it.
00:11People who pride themselves on looking retarded.
00:13Then there's my people.
00:14You know it's bad when ET starts taking selfies.
00:16It's kinda true though.
00:17Badder she's Samuel L. Jackson.
00:18Wait, maybe Sam Jackson had sex with ET.
00:20Explains everything.
00:21Desperation mixed with boredom.
00:22I know what you're going through.
00:23One of the few dinosaurs that requires a selfie stick.
00:25Unfortunately those weren't invented back then.
00:26Neither were cameras though.
00:27The question is, which are you gonna shoot first?
00:29Only it's obvious because this picture exists.
00:31I'm guessing this person served in the military.
00:33Or had an extremely abusive father.
00:35I don't wanna say you're robbing a house.
00:36But it looks like you're robbing a house.
00:38A little self-incriminating.
00:39Grandma, can you do me a favor?
00:41Of course grandma will.
00:42Sexy Abraham Lincoln.
00:43I'm sure you got laid that night.
00:44Not because you look good, cause you don't.
00:46Just because men are easy.
00:47Stop photographing yourself like this.
00:49Wait, how the hell else am I supposed to do it?
00:50No, seriously.
00:51Man, now you're just being a moron.
00:53Oh Jesus Christ.
00:54Jesus Christ!
00:56Wow, people actually buy those outfits.
00:57I thought Amazon was just making a practical joke.
00:59First, I didn't know why this was funny.
01:01Then I saw the washing machine.
01:02Wow.
01:03Takes a special kind of person to misuse a selfie stick.
01:05I never even thought to do that.
01:06Why would you? It's insanely dumb.
01:08Question, when is this...
01:11...ever attractive?
01:12This, however.
01:13I don't even care you're using an actual camera.
01:14And you're not even looking at the lens.
01:15I do, however, care that those boobs are fake.
01:17Why you gotta kill dreams like this?
01:19And always remember, hot only works if there's not a guy taking a dump in the background.
01:23There we go.