I'm On A Boat!
Match 1: Kira Chimera vs. Vickie Twothumbs
Match 2: Ashmore vs. Ty Hazard
Match 3: Rocco Garzya vs. Jay Alexander
Match 4: Jay Alexander vs. Delphine vs. Prince Dean vs. Alf Edwards vs. Kodi Salihu vs. Harry Sefton vs. Louis Basham vs. Vickie Twothumbs vs. Rex Armstrong vs. Buff Broadside
Match 1: Kira Chimera vs. Vickie Twothumbs
Match 2: Ashmore vs. Ty Hazard
Match 3: Rocco Garzya vs. Jay Alexander
Match 4: Jay Alexander vs. Delphine vs. Prince Dean vs. Alf Edwards vs. Kodi Salihu vs. Harry Sefton vs. Louis Basham vs. Vickie Twothumbs vs. Rex Armstrong vs. Buff Broadside
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00:30We've got a show for you, coming from the UKPW I'm On A Boat event which was held at
00:57Chatham Duckway. In our main event we have an over the top rope rumble over a chaise
01:02longue, well it says on my card. We have the high flying Ty Hazard taking on Ashmore in
01:09a match you are not going to want to miss, as with any of our matches. But to kick us
01:13off, what a match to get us going, it's the UKPW Women's Championship on the line as the
01:19reigning and defending champion Kira Chimera takes on the always tenacious Vicky Two-Face.
01:23I'm going to go and get more organised, meanwhile let's take you to ringside.
01:27I'm not quite sure where that voice came from there, but yes Buffer on set to do it. Sorry
01:34it's been a long day, and we're only half way through. But yes, this is it.
01:40But she's not bad, she's good. Oh you meant bad, I get it.
01:48This is a woman that I wouldn't want to upset. I mean she's wearing that championship, has
01:55a key ring, that's how bad she is.
02:03That is one scary lady.
02:07Kira's acting exactly like I do whenever I see Vicky Two-Face. But what is that, it's
02:17a smirk. She's very fighty, she's very successful as I've mentioned a couple of times. But even
02:24on her hype train, Kira is a wolf, you'll not get rid of her.
02:32Vicky Two Thumbs, she's blue, she's through, she's going to beat you.
02:38And that could be the downfall, that's the difference.
02:44I mean if you take Kira's bat away, what is she?
02:50A woman without a bat, she is.
02:54The terrifying concept is she's still the UKPW champion.
03:01She stole her thumbs.
03:07She needs her lucky thumbs.
03:11Can't steal her thumbs in easy mode.
03:22Local girl.
03:24Vicky Two Thumbs.
03:28She's got two thumbs and this crowd love her. So do you. Go on Queenie.
03:53The anti-conformist.
04:00Kira looking overly confident right now.
04:10This could be an interesting contest.
04:14No, catch the thumb.
04:24And we're underway in this UKPW Women's Championship match.
04:36I don't know, I was quite excited about the actual Thai Hazard match, that was very good.
04:41But as for now, local girl Vicky Two Thumbs getting this chatting crowd behind her.
04:48See, Kent's not all that bad.
04:51Coming from a Surrey boy.
04:57Because Surrey is a fuck.
05:02No, but it's got a god. Yeah!
05:07Yeah, you weren't expecting that, were you?
05:10Kira unloaded straight away.
05:13Hair out of the way, chill.
05:21UKPW Women's Championship, giving her a smirk.
05:26One of her own, sorry, one of her own from Vicky Two Thumbs.
05:33Splash in the corner.
05:35And going for a ride, whipped her own like an Irish woman.
05:40Vicky's bringing it though.
05:43That was a picturesque bulldog right there.
05:48Should have gone for the pin early.
05:50But that could be the inexperience of Vicky coming in right there.
05:56Reco Roman knuckle lock.
05:58Gonna run the corner.
06:06I mean, I don't know why people are taking the nick out of Vicky's Two Thumbs.
06:09She needs them, especially here, right now at the Chatham Gaming Festival.
06:19Ouch.
06:20My word, she'll be eating her dinner through a straw after that.
06:27And again, down on the floor with all these shingles on.
06:30Oh, don't fancy it.
06:32Not all.
06:35There we go.
06:36Unloaded on each other from the side of the ring.
06:39Double axe handle, forearms.
06:43These girls are getting vicious.
06:52I mean, there are a few men that wouldn't mind it as well.
06:55I mean, that is a very pretty belt.
07:02Oh, straight into the corner post.
07:06Locking some of those teeth loose, just so she can fit that straw in later on.
07:12My word.
07:13Kira Chimera is just vicious.
07:17And straight up with a couple of strikes of her own.
07:23And again, just unloaded.
07:26Go on, Vicky!
07:30Vicky! Vicky! Vicky! Vicky!
07:35Shooting the half.
07:44Oh.
07:45There we go, ground and pound.
07:48Come on, where's the referee's coat? Come on, ref!
07:55Kira almost appalled the fact that she had to share the ring with Vicky right now.
07:59I mean, Vicky's earned her place here.
08:13Good technique on that suplex.
08:16Ah!
08:24Chimera getting very frustrated already early on in this contest.
08:32I mean, every time.
08:33Brattles Vicky with those forearms.
08:36My word.
08:39Beating her like she owes her money.
08:42Oh, blocks the kick and then high knee.
08:55I will give Kira Chimera the credit.
08:57She scouts her opponents well.
08:59And there we go, what did I say?
09:00Was Kira Chimera without a bat?
09:02A woman without a bat.
09:11Oh, going after the thumb.
09:20Yes, smash that thumb apart.
09:23I mean, just broke her thumb.
09:26Did she rip it?
09:27Kira ripped the blue thumb.
09:32I mean...
09:35Look at Vicky's face.
09:38I'm certainly with the act of bodily contact and punching each other.
09:45But no need to rip her thumb unless she's going to pay for it.
09:50Vicky walking her up.
09:51She's away.
10:00Low line.
10:04Center.
10:08Oh, that was two and a half there, Kira.
10:12Just about kicking out.
10:26Chimera fighting back.
10:27Vicky with the reversal.
10:32Harakirana.
10:34Very nice.
10:38Come on!
10:42Another two count on the champ.
10:44This is it.
10:48That's it, Vicky two thumbs down.
10:49Stop thinking about it, Vick.
10:50Stay on her.
10:53That's where the inexperience comes in.
10:55Always stay on your opponent.
11:07That's it.
11:20Stunner with a spine buster.
11:21That's all she wrote, ladies and gentlemen.
11:23Ring that bell.
11:26Kira Chimera successfully defended her UKPW Women's...
11:30That one.
11:37There I am.
11:38I've got to let the big OC do his job.
11:40Kira Chimera still your UKPW Women's Champion.
11:44Was there ever a question?
11:46Well, there was a moment in there that you got worried for your mate, Kira.
11:49But Vicky two thumbs.
11:51Let's not take anything away from her.
12:07Well, here we are.
12:08This is the battle of the internet gaming streamers.
12:16I'm sure he plays something.
12:18I'm loving the times.
12:20Look at them.
12:21Shining and shimmering in the sunshine.
13:07That's it.
13:08And we are on the way.
13:09This is going to be the extremely, extremely twitching match.
13:18Yes, you're not wrong.
13:20Well spotted.
13:25I can't imagine that this match is going to be slow paced by any stretch of the imagination.
13:29It's going to be very, very slow paced.
13:33I can't imagine that this match is going to be slow paced by any stretch of the imagination.
13:39We are going to see some flipping good action at some point.
13:46That's what I've been known to take to the sky on one occasion.
13:49And as I say, Tai Hazard, he is a beautiful entity.
13:54Argh!
13:55Argh!
13:56Oh my.
13:59It's up to the music man.
14:00Music man, have you seen Tai Hazard?
14:03Is he good?
14:04Then in that case, I'm really looking forward to this because the music man has given me a lot of approval.
14:10Another big shoulder block.
14:19That's what I'm not really sure what he's got himself into right now.
14:23He's got this one.
14:36There we go, fast action, constantly moving.
14:38Woah!
14:39Another massive shoulder block.
14:41That's what got turned inside out.
14:45I've not seen a human corpse be like that.
14:47Yes, Tai is hazardous to your health.
14:53Woah!
15:06There is nothing.
15:08I warned you that this match was going to be flipping good and I was right.
15:13Tai Hazard there showing that gravity has got no bones on him.
15:17The shirt's off.
15:18That camera's going to get a nice view of his hazard.
15:26Oh, there you go, Ashmore.
15:27See, veterinary brain there, veterinary brain.
15:30Rolling out of harm's way.
15:38Straight out after, straight out after Ashmore.
15:41Straight out after, straight out after Ashmore.
15:46There we go, chop against the guard rail.
15:54The crowd really starting to build up now, look at this.
15:57Everybody from all around the festival, another big chop.
16:00Another chop.
16:11Oh, I heard that, that was bone on metal.
16:15That could be a couple of broken fingers.
16:18Outside the guard rail now.
16:20Referee has just lost this one.
16:22They're off.
16:24Woah!
16:28I don't think that kid enjoys that.
16:30Woah!
16:48I'm fine by the rules of car, Ashmore.
16:54Off it, take it.
17:00The crowd letting Ashmore know exactly what they think of him.
17:03Don't blame me though.
17:19Ashmore clearly in charge now.
17:23Yeah!
17:41I mean, he didn't hit him with the child.
17:43I mean, that would have been a completely different game.
17:45But right now, Tye Hazard
17:48trying to catch his breath off.
17:50A bunch of clubbing blows to his back.
18:03The wind really picking up now, sort of affecting our commutation station.
18:07Over there.
18:08There we go, Hazard turned around.
18:09Trying to get some sort of fight back.
18:11But, the kitchen sink into a quick snap suplex.
18:15And a quick toucan as well.
18:17I told you this match wasn't going to be slow.
18:19They kept the pace up.
18:29Well, this is it.
18:30These two men out in force at the gaming festival.
18:36That was a drop kick to the back of the head.
18:38And a clean connection as well.
18:40Tye Hazard is going to have some ringing in his ears after that.
18:49Back.
18:55Well, this is it.
18:57This isn't table tennis.
18:58This is professional wrestling.
19:01You know, you want to win.
19:02You hit him in the head.
19:03You do whatever you can to get that victory.
19:05Tye Hazard, whoa!
19:06Sunset flip into a two and a half.
19:10Speed picking up.
19:11Double clothesline.
19:12Both men down.
19:20There we are.
19:21Referee's counting three.
19:22I mean, these two have been going at it.
19:24This could end in a double knockout.
19:34Crowd are getting there.
19:35That's it.
19:36Making some noise.
19:37Both men to their feet.
19:38Big right hand.
19:44There we go.
19:45Starting to throw bombs.
19:47Which is really handy because we're right next to the Army's bomb disposal tent.
19:52They're right next to us.
19:53Ashmore on top.
19:54Whip it to the corner.
19:55Reversal.
19:56Hard in.
19:57Hazard going to high knee.
20:00Straight to the chin.
20:06There you go.
20:07Hazard building momentum.
20:08There we go.
20:09Still a two count.
20:10Ashmore kicking out at two and a half there.
20:11We're ten minutes into this match.
20:12Both men still moving with pace.
20:14There's that because
20:39Final combo, big heel kick, knock out blow.
20:56Ty has it on top now, but what's he got to do to put Ashmore away?
20:59That's the question you've got to ask yourself.
21:02Going for another knee. Oh, countered this time by Ashmore.
21:13Reverse runner!
21:18That was as clean as it can get.
21:20Hazard's going to fly!
21:22Ty Hazard, top rope. Oh, Ashmore rolling out again.
21:37And to the outside, we've lost sight of him from the commutation station.
21:42Both men down on the gravel, and up again.
21:52Look at Ashmore's back, covered in shingle.
21:57Oh, caught him. And a kick out! Wow, was not expecting that.
22:04And another one. And another kick out.
22:09Where is Ty Hazard getting this from? How are you kicking out of these moves?
22:13That was two heavy, hard-hitting, impactful moves.
22:17And Ty Hazard kicking out. If Ashmore hits him with a third, this has got to be over.
22:30Reverse kick.
22:36This is it, I think Ty Hazard is...
22:40That's got to be it.
22:43Wow, Ty Hazard showing that he doesn't just sit in a gaming chair for the Twitch audience.
22:50He's here for this audience at the gaming festival right now.
22:53Superhero streaming power.
22:58Not giving Ty Hazard the credit he deserves for this.
23:03I go back, what has Ashmore got to do to put Hazard away?
23:06Great.
23:11Ball rolled through.
23:18Scissor kick to the back of the head.
23:22And that's it!
23:24And in the blink of an eye, Ty Hazard pulls this out of the left field.
23:29Ty Hazard!
23:33That was high-flying, hard-hitting, impactful action there.
23:58And we definitely know he's here.
24:58And we're away with Rocco Garzia taking on the energetic Jay Alexander.
25:23Here at UKPWs, we are on a boat, but the boat is miles away!
25:31Yes, there we go.
25:32Thought I'd just throw that in there one more time.
25:34Yep, you've got it in there.
25:35It's alright.
25:39The difference in pace in these two, I hope it's going to be a difference in style as well.
25:44So this should be a really interesting one to watch.
25:47There is a huge amount of beef difference.
25:50One of these is going to be ground and pound and try and wear the opponent down.
25:54Where the other one is going to flip, flop and fly his way through this match.
26:01As I said, there's a speed thing and there's a power thing.
26:05Because that is one chunky lion.
26:08Lion ain't going.
26:10Oh, what a rollover.
26:14Duck in one.
26:16Big shoulder block.
26:17Closed line.
26:18Not quite.
26:21Jay Alexander, you can't just power Rocco over a rope.
26:25Oh, there we go.
26:26Dropped him with a line.
26:29Use that speed advantage.
26:40Rocco outside the ring taking his time getting back to his pace.
26:43It's alright.
26:44Jay Alexander standing in the ring at the minute thinking about flying.
26:49Oh yes, here we go.
26:51Air Alexander.
26:54Went for a baseball slide but Rocco scouted him and just countered by sticking him under the ring apron.
27:03It's time for the Chessmen to get some really nice view.
27:17We've got Paul in again outside of the ring.
27:19Yeah, they're not just outside of the ring now.
27:21Outside of the guard rail.
27:23They are well in with all of the Chatter Knights.
27:26Is that what they're called?
27:27They are now.
27:28They are now.
27:32They're not scum, Mr Music Man.
27:34How dare you say such a thing.
27:36I will be having a word with your employer.
27:41Oh, not on the outside.
27:42Not on the shingles.
27:45Not a word.
27:48Here we go again.
27:53Chop against the post.
27:54And another one.
27:55Yes.
27:56Chops against the post.
27:57There's nowhere for your body to go to take the impact of that chop.
28:01It's just all in your ribcages.
28:06Jay Alexander getting the crowd behind him.
28:10Stepping back into the ring.
28:12And...
28:22See, there's too much beef of Rocco Garcia to pull there.
28:27And again, another big clothesline to the back of the head.
28:30Oh, gut wrench.
28:33Picturesque gut wrench suplex there.
28:37Just the power.
28:42Jay Alexander's a tall man.
28:44That's quite a lot of height to distribute that weight over.
28:48It must be quite awkward to lift.
28:51But Rocco does it.
28:53Big right hand rocking Jay Alexander there.
28:56Oh!
28:58Caving his chest in with a vicious chop.
29:06Jay Alexander is flying.
29:09And still some fighting, Alexander, but not a lot.
29:24Big scoop slam by Rocco.
29:33Just the two count, just the two count.
29:35Still early on in this contest.
29:39Oh!
29:45There we go, crowd getting behind Jay now.
29:48Fighting back.
29:49Swinging some hard rights to the guts.
29:52And to the face.
29:58And stopped in his tracks by a chop.
30:00Elbow to the back of the head.
30:02What a throw by Rocco Garcia.
30:05Santon, that's a lot of meat.
30:13Jay Alexander still fighting back.
30:17Trying to lock in a clutch.
30:19And he has.
30:21Alexander's fighting.
30:22Quite close to the ropes.
30:24Beautiful throwing.
30:25You can reach, he's got long legs.
30:27This is what I was going to say, this is what I was going to say.
30:29You can reach, he's got long legs.
30:30This is what I was going to say, this is where his height can come into advantage here.
30:36Those long appendages possibly reach the ropes.
30:40No, fighting up, standing.
30:42Powering up.
30:49Oh, high knee, dropping Garcia.
30:52That's other things you can do with thin legs.
31:00Oh, spinning around.
31:03Around the world forearm.
31:06No way, no way.
31:09Rocco Garcia fighting out.
31:12Off the ropes.
31:14Tries it again.
31:17Oh, powering him over.
31:19Right on top of his head.
31:22Oh, powering him over.
31:24Right on top of his head.
31:26Powering him over.
31:27Right on top of his head.
31:30Oh, kicking her two free quarters.
31:36He's ready with the bell in.
31:37I don't suppose Rocco's used to being thrown about like that.
31:41No, that must have taken a lot out of Jay Alexander to get him over.
31:45But here he is, stalking his prey.
31:47Going for another finish.
31:49No way, no way.
31:53Rocco fighting out.
32:04Oh.
32:05Suplexed him like a bratwurst.
32:11That's two.
32:12But still kicking out.
32:13Jay Alexander got some, got some fight in him.
32:18Yeah, very much so this time.
32:23Rocco needs to be careful just how much showboating time he's given Jay Alexander here.
32:39Is it Rocco taking too long?
32:41Jay getting there.
32:43That just shows you how tall this Jay Alexander is.
32:46Not having to reach up very high at all.
32:49Oh, wow.
32:56Fantastic move.
33:00Oh.
33:01I thought that was it.
33:02That was a three count for sure.
33:04Oh, I thought that was it.
33:05Oh, I thought that was it.
33:06Oh, I thought that was it.
33:07Oh, I thought that was it.
33:08Oh, I thought that was it.
33:09Oh, I thought that was it.
33:10Three count for sure.
33:11Oh, I got ready with a ring bell then.
33:16What has Jay Alexander got to do to drop this lone lion?
33:24Oh, to the eyes.
33:27That was a quick DDT, as fast as you can hiccup.
33:31Wow.
33:34Wow, Rocco Garzia there.
33:36Here is your winner, Rocco Garzia.
33:43And as quick as a hiccup with that DDT, Rocco Garzia comes up with the victory.
33:49I'm going to use that line again, watch.
33:51And with as quick as a hiccup, Rocco Garzia with a DDT and picking up the three count on Jay Alexander.
33:58Jay Alexander might be down, but he did fight through that with some impressive moves himself.
34:03That's it, don't let Jay Alexander or don't let Rocco Garzia teach you.
34:08He was put through a fight right there.
34:11Jay Alexander has got nothing to be ashamed of, proud of himself.
34:20Hey man, get out of my qi long.
34:22I want to lie down.
34:23Your what?
34:24My qi long.
34:26Let me have the qi long.
34:27I don't see your name on the shave long.
34:29It's on the tag.
34:30Let me check the tag.
34:31He's on the tag.
34:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
34:35First of all, change.
34:36What the hell is that?
34:37Where are you from man?
34:38That is not a New York accent.
34:39That's not a New York accent.
34:41I'm here just trying to admire the view, and then you're going to bump into me.
34:45Do you know what I mean?
34:46What's that about?
34:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
34:49That was not me.
34:50That was him.
34:52That was Rocco.
34:53Hey, hey, hey.
34:55Don't come up against me.
34:58Come on, break loose.
35:01We, and our testosterone, are sinking the ship.
35:06We know there's only one way to settle this.
35:09In the ring, a battle royal.
35:13Go.
35:31Welcome back to UKPW.
35:34I'm on a boat.
35:35We're going to wait for Dave to announce the competitors as they come out for us.
35:39Yes, battle royal of epic proportions as our main event as I'm on a boat.
35:44But, say it with me, the boat is miles away.
36:00The boat is miles away.
36:31And the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Armstrong.
36:38Hold on.
36:40Hold on?
36:41Yep, hold on.
36:42Where are you going?
36:43Hold on, hold on.
36:46Where's Buff Broadside going?
36:53We've got nine people in this already.
36:55Is there room for one more?
36:58What do you think, Chatham, is there room for one more?
37:01I'm sorry, Chatham, what was that?
37:03Is there room for one more?
37:06I think so, I think that's a yes.
37:08Ladies and gentlemen, the all-final participant, Buff Orenson.
37:14What are we going to see?
37:16We haven't seen Buff in the UKPW ring in over a year.
37:22Well, seeing as Buff has left the commentary station,
37:25the voice you are hearing right now is the voice of Fentos.
37:27I have decided to join for some reason, and I apologise in advance if it is terrible,
37:31so I will let Wendy take the lead on that.
37:32Let's ring the bell.
37:33Oh, good plan.
37:35Thank you for joining me, Fentos.
37:36I thought it would have been difficult to ring the bell.
37:38That's alright.
37:42And there's already some commotion.
37:44Is that a malignation?
37:46I think, no, they went through the second rope,
37:49and just the Rex and Harry are going on their own path.
37:53And a bit broad-brained.
37:57You can see Delphine going straight after Buff Broadside.
38:00Buff Broadside has not been in the UKPW ring for the last 18 months, I think it is, like you said?
38:06Yes.
38:08It's been well over a year now.
38:11Cody Salahou and Vicky trying to tag-team get Lewis Basham out of the ring,
38:16but he's just too dang strong for both of them.
38:20Delphine's luck's run out now, because Buff has turned the tables.
38:24Yes, you cannot stuff him.
38:27Well, you probably could, but you can't stop Buff Broadside.
38:29There we go, that's better English when he gets going.
38:31And he's thrown the ball.
38:33Lewis eliminated.
38:37Lewis Basham eliminated by Buff Broadside.
38:40There's a little bit of an intangible relationship between Buff and Basham.
38:45Lewis is back in.
38:50Buff Broadside has been eliminated.
38:55Buff has been eliminated and taken out the fence on his way.
39:00Oh, man.
39:02That just shows how strong Buff Broadside really is.
39:05Big strong boy.
39:09Yeah, he'll be fine. Someone else will fix it.
39:11Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it, Buff.
39:13So that's two eliminations already.
39:16And this match has not even been on five minutes yet.
39:19To be honest, I was completely concentrating on Buff and everything.
39:23I can't see who else has been eliminated.
39:26Oh, goodness, I've just turned my head.
39:28Rex and Harry.
39:32There's too much going on. Harry meant to know what's going on.
39:35I wanted to watch two from to get eliminated.
39:37Yes, I didn't see that either.
39:38I could physically see Rex Armstrong almost being thrown in the murky water
39:43underneath the HMS...
39:45Oh, what was it called? Not Gutton.
39:47I don't know what the ship is called,
39:48but whatever they've been getting out of the whole event today.
39:51Whoever eliminated Vicky Two Thumbs, I thank you.
39:57Well, that was fun while it lasted.
40:00The barricade took a bit of a ÂŖ320 mainland on it.
40:03Yeah, that's fine, don't worry about it.
40:04It wasn't comfortable.
40:07But Lewis Basham was the one who eliminated me, right?
40:10Yep, that's the one.
40:11After I'd already eliminated him?
40:13Yes, but that's allowed in the rules.
40:15Is it? Since when, Queenie?
40:18Anyone can come around the end to fear in a rumble.
40:21There's no discrimination.
40:23I think it's a case of it hasn't been written, so technically it's allowed.
40:26For a man who calls himself The Law.
40:29He broke the laws.
40:30Anyway, back to the action.
40:31Cody Salahou has been eliminated. Did you get that one?
40:34Oh, no, I didn't. I missed Cody.
40:35There you go. I just spotted it.
40:41We see Rex and Harry make their way back towards the ring.
40:43I doubt they're going to go straight into it, mind you.
40:45I can't imagine that they are attacking that bit of metal that has already been well-attacked.
40:54This is the Harry Sefton. I don't know.
40:57We need him to not come over here.
40:59Can you carry him across over there?
41:01I'll appreciate it. Do not come here.
41:03Meanwhile, while those two are sitting on members of the public, we have Delphine...
41:07Oh, I...
41:08Oh, no, they're doing it again.
41:10Oh!
41:12Lining them up for more.
41:13But back in the ring, we've got the two on the outside and four left in this, right?
41:18Yes.
41:19Jay Alexander, Prince Dean, Alfie Edwards and Delphine.
41:24Who won this match, I'd say. Maybe he won this.
41:26He did. That's it. Yes, Delphine. The streak starts here.
41:30Oh, the two big men.
41:31The two 20-plus stone, seven-foot tall Delphine and Jay Alexander not budging an inch from each other.
41:38Absolute hosses.
41:39Look at the redness of the chest. Look at the redness of the chest.
41:43Big impact.
41:46Dean and Alf have got the smart idea. Just sit and watch.
41:48This is like... Oh! Two huge stags going at it with their antlers.
41:53Dean and Alf actually look very...
41:54But one's got bigger horns than the other.
41:56Windmaker!
42:00Hope not. A bit overcast, though.
42:03Windmaker!
42:08Oh, now there's a chop fest. So many chops. We're going to be making a mixed grill.
42:12Who's got the sausage?
42:14The van.
42:15That's it. Bratwurst and a bun.
42:18So many chops.
42:20I only figured out ten minutes ago the reference you kept making to that van over there.
42:24It's, oh yeah, a German suplex.
42:26Why is he suplexing like a bratwurst? That doesn't make any sense, though.
42:29Because it's a German sausage.
42:30Yeah, yeah. I got that now.
42:33Have you been on a boat this whole day?
42:35Yeah.
42:38Well, this is it. Well, as our music man today, Fennosh, you did win our suplex.
42:44Let me dial you a pound.
42:46This is it. The Prince, Dean and Delphine.
42:49And Harry and Rex, wherever they are.
42:53Somewhere here and thereabouts.
42:56Jan Alexander walking around swinging at everyone.
42:58Please don't come over here. I don't want to get punched.
43:00I'm not sure...
43:01Oh!
43:04Dean lining him up.
43:07Oh, oh, oh!
43:09Good hold on.
43:11That's it. Delphine's the only one left in, right?
43:13Delphine won.
43:14That's it.
43:15Has he got it again?
43:17I told you Delphine was going to win again.
43:19Oh.
43:21Oh.
43:23Or not.
43:25I mean, I'd tell Delphine to look around, but, you know.
43:28This looks bad for Delphine.
43:30He hit me like a good half a dozen times. He's not my friend.
43:32No.
43:37It's been all possibly a temporary alliance between Delphine and Sefton.
43:41That's it. Sefton just seeking to let Delphine go in and do all the work there.
43:44Oh, here we go.
43:46Rex outnumbered.
43:59It will be the last outing for Rex Armstrong in UKPW today.
44:03Let's see if he can finish off Strong after losing.
44:05Here we go.
44:07I've seen this before, and it's precarious, and it's not the kind of carriage you want.
44:12And Delphine will not be getting his third victory.
44:29And Rex takes down the straps.
44:31There we go. The dinosaur roar.
44:34The two men remaining. The two guys with the biggest feuds.
44:39Former friends.
44:41Former bunkmates. Former roadmates.
44:43Former lovers. No, maybe not.
44:45But who knows? Did you ever ask them?
44:47No. No, I didn't.
44:49There you go.
44:51Even when I was collecting notes and data.
44:53Back when they were first getting into wrestling, these two men trained with each other.
44:56They learned how to be professional wrestlers together.
44:59And now...
45:00And now they're beating the stuff out of each other.
45:03Yeah, they've had a long history with each other.
45:05Their stories have been intertwined.
45:07It's been very documented in UKPW.
45:09But let's see who will have the final word in their story.
45:16And it is Rex Armstrong!
45:18And the man who will put up a wall.
45:22The Tyrannosaurus.
45:25Rex Armstrong!
45:31And there it is. Final outing for Rex Armstrong.
45:34And a UKPW ring. And he walks away.
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