Not Rated |8min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel Lands in trouble as he breaks his neighbor's phone
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Success, Emmanuela, Kbrown, Baze 10, Ebere, Ebere's Friend
Mark Angel Lands in trouble as he breaks his neighbor's phone
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Success, Emmanuela, Kbrown, Baze 10, Ebere, Ebere's Friend
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00:00Mark, you must buy me my phone today.
00:02You must buy me my phone.
00:04Today, today.
00:06Mark, give me my phone today.
00:08Today, today.
00:10We die here, you must give me my phone today, today.
00:12You must give me my phone, what?
00:14Today, today.
00:16Mark, listen, I don't care.
00:18Today, today, you must give me my phone.
00:20If you sell all the land, you will have your village.
00:24Mark, I will beat you here.
00:26Wait, what's happening here?
00:28Leave him, leave him.
00:30Just wait, wait, wait.
00:32Oh, you have strength now.
00:34You are showing yourself now.
00:36How dare you?
00:38Tell him to give my phone.
00:40How dare you?
00:42Tell Mark to give me my phone now.
00:44What happened?
00:46What's the problem?
00:48I was on my own.
00:50I did not call him.
00:52I was coming from my house.
00:54I wanted to make a call.
00:58Hello?
01:00Uncle Ben.
01:02Good afternoon, sir.
01:04Uncle Ben.
01:06See.
01:08Hungry is killing me here.
01:10I have not eaten since morning.
01:12Even Emmanuelle herself has left the house.
01:14She has gone to one auntie's house and been staying.
01:18Hungry is killing me.
01:20Uncle Ben, please.
01:22Can you just send me something?
01:24Let me use and chop.
01:26Okay, I will send it now.
01:28I will send it.
01:32Thank you very much.
01:34Thank God.
01:40Hi.
01:42Hi.
01:44Hi.
01:50Hello?
01:52Sir, I have not eaten since morning.
01:54Hello?
01:56Sorry, I will send it.
01:58See, my phone is just hanging.
02:00I don't know what is doing it.
02:02I am trying to send a message
02:04and the phone is hanging.
02:06I will send it.
02:08Okay, sir.
02:16What kind of wages is this?
02:24Hello?
02:26Sorry, I am trying to send it.
02:28The phone is doing a winch.
02:30It's not doing, it's hanging.
02:32Hello?
02:34Please, I am sorry.
02:36Please.
02:38Hey.
02:40I think you have seen what you have done.
02:42I have not eaten since morning.
02:44I have not eaten since morning.
02:46I have not eaten since morning.
02:48I have not eaten since morning.
02:50I have not eaten since morning.
02:52You have seen what you have done.
02:54I will just carry this phone now.
02:56Hey, Mark.
02:58Forgive me. What is it?
03:00Look at this phone.
03:02I am trying to use it and send an account number to somebody
03:04so that the person will send the money that I have used and chop.
03:06The phone is not doing a winch.
03:08The phone is not hanging.
03:10I have used money that somebody is supposed to give me
03:12let me use and chop.
03:14Wait.
03:16So, what do you want to do?
03:18I want to destroy this phone.
03:20You can use mine.
03:22No, it's not a problem. You can use mine.
03:24I don't want to enter trouble.
03:26No, it's fine. I am offering you. You can use mine.
03:30This is your phone. It's fine.
03:32Yes, it's fine. Use it.
03:34Hey.
03:36This phone.
03:38Idiot.
03:40I lost money.
03:42I lost money.
03:44Idiot.
03:46Idiot.
03:50Mark.
03:52My phone.
03:54I am not breaking his phone.
03:56Mark.
03:58Just look at my phone.
04:00My Samsung Galaxy.
04:02My machine.
04:04Samsung Galaxy.
04:06Bring back my phone. I want to use my phone and break on the ground.
04:08He did not say no.
04:10He said he will not use my phone. He will use his own.
04:12Liar.
04:14Are you okay?
04:16You should beat him.
04:18Leave him.
04:20Why should I leave him?
04:22Come.
04:24Imagine.
04:38Flawless victory.
04:40Is he dead?
04:42No.
04:44But he is not breathing.
04:46Don't worry.
04:48We will wake up and buy the phone.
04:54We will go to a rich doctor.
04:56We will go to a rich doctor.
04:58To the shrine.
05:00And we will use voodoo on him.
05:02We will use voodoo.
05:04That's the best way.
05:06At least it will be cheaper.
05:08It will be okay.
05:10Kill him.
05:12It's too much.
05:14It's too much.
05:18Do you want to kill someone with voodoo?
05:20No.
05:22It's not voodoo.
05:24You are reciting something.
05:26Can we kill anyone?
05:28Can we kill anyone?
05:30No.
05:32I will tell your sister.
05:34Take the biscuit.
05:38Cut.
05:44That's it.
05:46Who is the production manager?
05:48Who is the next scene?
05:50What is in 34?
05:52The shrine.
05:54Let's go.
05:56What is the problem?
05:58The shrine is not set up.
06:00The shrine is not set up?
06:02Why?
06:04I am trying to reach Gabriel.
06:06He is not going.
06:08Gabriel has not come back from the village.
06:10Yes.
06:12That's not a problem.
06:14We can use red rag.
06:16And write on it.
06:18And hang it.
06:20What do you mean?
06:22We should use red rag and not use fake shrine.
06:24So people will not see it and say we don't know what we are doing.
06:26Don't you know what we are shooting is Hollywood?
06:28We need to use real shrine.
06:30I don't know how you want to do it.
06:32Crew.
06:34People should start making calls.
06:36We are using real shrine.
06:38Real shrine.
06:40What is it?
06:42I am not going to real shrine.
06:44Let's better look for an alternative.
06:46You are afraid of going to real shrine.
06:48Let's go to Berea Grananga and shoot.
06:50Look at this one.
06:52Have you watched the Michael Jackson trailer?
06:54Don't you know that Michael Jackson used real graveyard to shoot?
06:58He even used real zombie.
07:00Don't you bite him.
07:02He is afraid.
07:04Come.
07:06All crew members come.
07:08Don't worry.
07:10Let's just have a small meeting.
07:12We are coming.
07:14Guys.
07:16Please.
07:18Let us shoot everything standard.
07:20What we shoot here is Hollywood standard.
07:22Look at those boys.
07:24They are from S plus comedy.
07:26You used to watch their comedy.
07:28Let us try and beat them.
07:30You understand.
07:32We do everything standard here.
07:34We do everything real.
07:36So make calls now.
07:38Get real shrine.
07:40We are using real shrine.
07:44I just called a friend.
07:46He has contacted a chief priest.
07:48So we can go to the shrine and shoot.
07:50We should just come down and shoot.
07:52Good.
07:54We have a shrine.
07:56We are going to a shrine to shoot.
07:58Give him anything he needs.
08:00Give him anything he wants.
08:02Everybody.
08:04Let's go.
08:06I am scared.
08:08Why are we going to a real native doctor?
08:10A real shrine.
08:12I think Emmanuel is right.
08:14Let's just tie this red cloth and do small jacar jacar.
08:16I am scared.
08:18You are scared of going to a real native doctor?
08:20I am scared.
08:22Let me tell you something.
08:24What we do is Hollywood standard.
08:26So we should go and try something.
08:28Let it not be as if we are doing a Hollywood movie.
08:30No.
08:32We are going to do Hollywood standard today.
08:34Let's go.
08:36We don't have much space to shoot.
08:38You people should go.
08:40Let's go to the next scene.
08:48Mark.
08:50Please.
08:52We have been working for about 20 minutes now.
08:54I am scared.
08:56How can I go to a real shrine to shoot?
08:58What am I shooting now?
09:00Please.
09:02I am sorry.
09:04I am not going.
09:06If she is going, I am going back.
09:08I am tired.
09:10I cannot come and kill myself.
09:12It's alright.
09:14You people should come.
09:16Take them to the hotel.
09:18Carry the drone.
09:20Come on.
09:22You asked him to shoot.
09:24Let's go.
09:26You people say you want to shoot in Hollywood.
09:28You don't know that Hollywood people do everything.
09:30Sir.
09:32Not sir.
09:34Chief priest.
09:36Sorry.
09:38Chief priest.
09:40We just want to use this place.
09:42We want to use your shrine and shoot film.
09:44It's a very short thing.
09:46We are not going to take your time.
09:48We want to be acting as the chief priest here.
09:50In the film.
09:52These two people are his customers.
09:54They will come here.
09:56The chief priest wants to kill somebody.
09:58They want to invoke the person's spirit.
10:00The person's spirit was too powerful.
10:02The chief priest disappeared.
10:04The two people who came to kill the person
10:06fell down and died.
10:08Oh.
10:10Hollywood.
10:14I used to watch this from time to time.
10:16It's not Hollywood.
10:18It's not Hollywood.
10:20They don't go to Ray's shrine to act.
10:22We are Hollywood.
10:24See.
10:26The difference between us and Hollywood people
10:28is that we used to do things real.
10:30Hollywood people used to fake it.
10:32Hollywood people cannot come here and use Ray's shrine.
10:34But we are using Ray's shrine.
10:36You want everything real.
10:38Yes. That's why we are here.
10:40How long do you want to use my deity?
10:4230 minutes.
10:4430 minutes.
10:46It's just a simple thing.
10:4830 minutes.
10:50How much are we going to pay you
10:52for using the place?
10:5420,000.
10:56That's good.
10:58Don't worry. We will pay you 30,000.
11:0030,000?
11:02Listen. You can use one hour.
11:04The shrine is all yours.
11:08Let's go.
11:10Let's go.
11:12Both of you, enter here.
11:14Enter.
11:16Emanuella, take your position.
11:18Theo P, on your camera.
11:20Open your lens.
11:22You know what to do, right?
11:24Emanuella, just wait there.
11:26I will call you later.
11:28You know what to do, right?
11:30Remove your glass.
11:32You cannot die with glass.
11:34Take it.
11:36Make it rain.
11:38When you do it,
11:40make it rain.
11:42You know what to do.
11:44Collins, you are the chief priest.
11:46Are you on camera?
11:48And action.
11:56No. No. No.
11:58As a chief priest, you are not supposed to come into your shrine
12:00with your front.
12:02For spiritual significance, he has to come to the shrine
12:04through his back.
12:06Spiritual significance.
12:08Okay.
12:10Make it rain.
12:12Come in with your back.
12:14Make it rain.
12:16You are the chief priest.
12:18Are you on camera?
12:20And action.
12:26No. No. No.
12:28You have to say something scary.
12:30You have to chant some incantations
12:32to the gods.
12:34The gods will not understand.
12:36You have to say words that they understand.
12:38You have heard the chief priest.
12:40Make it rain. Say something terrifying.
12:42Sir, thank you very much. I like the way you are correcting us.
12:44I like the way you are doing it.
12:46Sir, your money now is 100,000 Naira.
12:48Just say what the chief priest said.
12:50Wait. Wait.
12:52Yes, if we finish, we will pay you 100,000 Naira.
12:54100 Gs.
12:56And we want it to look real.
12:58Make it real.
13:04Chanting.
13:20You want to make it look real?
13:22Yes, sir.
13:24Can I see your hands?
13:26Both of them.
13:28Take this.
13:30Now this is it.
13:32You lift this very high
13:34and you chant
13:36three times.
13:38After that
13:40you turn this around your head three times.
13:42Then you hit it on the floor.
13:44It will look real.
13:46All right.
13:48Thank you, sir.
13:50All right. Let's go.
13:52You heard what they said.
13:56And action.
14:02Cuckoo.
14:04Cuckoo.
14:26Real. It's real.
14:28Chief priest.
14:30Where is he?
14:32You wanted it to look real.
14:34I am happy you made it look real.
14:36He has disappeared.
14:38I told you people to use red clothes
14:40to do this tram of a thing.
14:42You people will not listen.
14:44You people will say that you want a real tram.
14:46You want to shoot Hollywood standards.
14:48This uncle has disappeared now.
14:50This Holy.
14:52When these two people disappear, it will be rude.
14:54Come on.
14:56Come on.
14:58Uncle chief priest.
15:00Where is he?
15:02Mark.
15:04I don't know where I am.
15:06This place is very dark.
15:08Don't worry, my son.
15:10I know the story.
15:12He has disappeared.
15:14The next day, the both of you will die.
15:16No.
15:18My son, the 100,000 you want to give me
15:20is too big for only two people to die.
15:22I will help you.
15:24All of you now will die.
15:26Come on. Continue.
15:28Director. Action.
15:30My son.
15:32My son.
15:34My son.
15:36My son.
15:38My son.
15:40My son.
15:46See you next Friday.
15:48Please subscribe to this channel.
15:50Share this video.
15:52We will not finish this video.
15:54Mark, run for your life.
15:56Run.
15:58Wait for me.